0:00:32 > 0:00:35It was an accident!
0:00:35 > 0:00:39You actually microwaved a dinosaur to an action man.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40I was trying to make a lizard man.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42They need high temperatures to mutate.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Keep up, Mum, it's basic monster science.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- HE LAUGHS - It's quite clever, actually.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- It's like Dr Frankenstein. - THEY LAUGH
0:00:53 > 0:00:56No, no, nevertheless, you know, we're very disappointed in you.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Especially your mum.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04No, no, and me, as well. And we're stopping your pocket money till you pay this repair bill.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07£86? You can't do that!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11I'll starve to death. I'll probably get rickets.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- Maybe give him a few quid for cleaning the car, it's not rained much.- Kevin!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Yes, go to your room!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Bad man.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25For the rickets.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30I hate raised voices.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33It reminds me of being back in the bank with all the shouting and the pointing,
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Mr Thompson and his filing system and all the chit-chatter by the water cooler.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Well, it's the only way he'll listen. I can't always be the bossy one.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- No! - DISTANT COUGHING - Would you?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48You can nip into town, take back what's left of the microwave.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Oh!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54SHE COUGHS
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- SHE GROANS - What are you doing in bed?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07I thought Carol was coming round to do your science project.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- I don't feel too well. - SHE COUGHS
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Can you call her and tell her it's off?- What's up?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I feel really cold, but also really hot.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19SHE COUGHS
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Get up! - I don't want to hang out with Carol!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26She's boring, she wears her hair in French plaits and labels all her pencils.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Well, maybe some of her organisational skills will rub off on you.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35You're going to need them for a proper job. From what I've seen, you won't make it as an actress.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37That is so offensive!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Nice try, but shouldn't you be on this side?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Morning.- Good morning.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Everything all right, Louie?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07RADIO: "There is a deepening new low developing in the North Sea,
0:03:07 > 0:03:09"and will extend across all areas of..."
0:03:09 > 0:03:12The humans, something spooks them.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- "Storm warnings have been issued for coastal areas..."- That's it! A storm!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20"Gale force winds are expected with gusts of up to 70 mph."
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Sounds big. We better take cover, Simon.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25"..throughout the day, on air and on our website."
0:03:25 > 0:03:28SEAGULLS SQUAWK
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Car washing?
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Bagsy on the hose, I need to work on my target practice.- Yep!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41If we do five cars a day, we'll pay off the repair bill by the end of the week.
0:03:41 > 0:03:47But I thought we were going to stay in and finish my North Sea oil rig.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49When we're millionaires, you can buy all the oil rigs.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Ooh, I can get a North Cormorant offshore with matchstick support vessel!
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Better get a move on with the mission. Only eight hours of sunlight left.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- But how are we going to find enough cars to wash?- Easy.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05They're all really dirty. It hasn't rained in weeks.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08THUNDER BOOMS
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Probably just seagulls plopping.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12THUNDER BOOMS AND RAIN PATTERS
0:04:13 > 0:04:18- THUNDER BOOMS - The prophecy, it's coming true!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Quick, Simon, before we get blown away!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45HE SIGHS
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I can't believe it! They're all clean!
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- Stupid rain!- Oh, well, er, we best get back to the den
0:04:52 > 0:04:54and, er, finish that oil rig.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57I've got a much better idea!
0:04:57 > 0:05:02We could make little plastic men, er, to put on the deck.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07It's never going to happen, is it?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11DOOR BUZZER
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Carol!- Hi. Sorry, am I early?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I can go wait at the end of the drive for another three and a half minutes.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I'll just see if Hannah's ready. Hannah!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Hannah, get down here now!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- I'm busy! Leave me alone! - She'll be down in a minute.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46I don't get it. Why would you want to put dirt on people's cars?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48So people will pay us to wash it off, silly.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Camouflage and subversion. Genius!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Yeah, but won't they just be able to wash it off with a hose?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Wait! He's right!
0:05:56 > 0:06:01We need something thicker, something they'll never be able to wash off in a million years.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- No, that's not what I meant. - I've got it!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15MUFFLED CHATTER AND LAUGHTER
0:06:15 > 0:06:17SHE SIGHS
0:06:19 > 0:06:23I swear, I was the only person in Islington who thought a Caravaggio was a type of pizza.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- THEY LAUGH - Oh, I didn't see you there.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Clearly.- Hi, Hannah. - What is she doing here?
0:06:30 > 0:06:35Your mum was telling me about when you lived in London. The theatres, galleries, it sounds so exciting.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- Yeah, so exciting. Excuse me while I pass out.- Maybe I should go.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44I promised my mum I'd baby-sit my little sister after lunch, so...
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- I'll drop you off.- What about your precious little science project?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I've done it, it just needs laminating.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Hannah can do that. I'll drop her off in town.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I am not a slave!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Well, it's a good job, cos I'd take you back to the slave dealer for a refund.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Thanks, Hannah. I appreciate it.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13All clear! Move! Move!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16A-ha!
0:07:18 > 0:07:23Thick, white, gloopy! It could almost be the real thing!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Real what?- Seagull poo!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- We're not putting that on a grownup's car. - DOOR BUZZER
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Enemy movement, quick!
0:07:43 > 0:07:47The storm has passed, but where is everyone?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Oh, no.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04The storm has taken them.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07They've all gone, Simon.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- It's so nice of you offering to buy me lunch on the way home. - It was the least I could do.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20I thought this'd be your sort of place. Sophisticated, arty.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I wasn't sure we'd see you again.
0:08:24 > 0:08:30- I've been tied up at the B&B.- Yeah.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- I bet that son of yours keeps you busy. - We were just admiring your artwork.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Yeah, it's really evocative of the sea.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- Long word.- I try and learn a new one every week. It's good for the short-term memory.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Listen to her. What would you like?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Erm, I'll have whatever you're having. Excuse me a moment.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Nice young lady.- Oh, she's lovely.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56It's good to see a mum and daughter getting along for a change.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Oh, actually, we're not. - Trust me, you are.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02You see some terrible twosomes in town on a Saturday.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Screaming mums, girls gone mad.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Of course, it's not the kids' fault, really. It's the parents.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- Well, it's... It's hard. But Carol... - She is a real credit to you.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- I do my best.- You should write one of those parenting books about that one, share your secret.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24Well, not sure there is a secret, really, you know, it's just...
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Just the basics, just...
0:09:27 > 0:09:31..always tell the truth and make quality time for each other.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- I was just telling your... - Now, we would like, erm,
0:09:35 > 0:09:38two Caesar salads and another jug of juice, please.
0:09:39 > 0:09:45If you like the art, you should come down to my wife's gallery this afternoon.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- She's putting on an exhibition of some interesting art.- Oh.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53A chance for you two to spend some more quality time together, eh?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00I think he's just being friendly.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12We have to hurry. After a storm, water creatures will come.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16We need a place we can hide out.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Simon, you keep watch.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Beans or spaghetti shapes?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25You're right, no beans.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28We could be holed up for a while.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31No. It's too clean.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Good. Then all the mud and mess will really show up.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40THEY LAUGH
0:10:43 > 0:10:48- It's ruined!- It isn't! I haven't even put the seagull poo on yet.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56We're vandals! I don't want to go to prison!
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Mum says they only have five channels!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03And they make you eat your food off little plastic trays!
0:11:03 > 0:11:07No-one's going to prison, because you're going to do an amazing sales pitch.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10What? But I'm no good at that sort of thing.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13I get nervous, sweaty.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Come off it! You're the best at talking to grownups, isn't he?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Yeah, adults like boring kids. Fact!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26THEY LAUGH
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Hello. Er, we're Savoy Cleaners.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39A deluxe car valeting service that's new to your area.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44And today we're offering to clean your car at a bargain price of just £5.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Well, sorry, I had it done last...
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- What?- Seagulls, eh? Flying rats if you ask me.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57The council ought to shoot them. I would but they get a bit uppity about that sort of thing.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05- How old are you?- Ten.- But... But we're very mature for our age.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08And strong, too. Grr!
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Well, it's a very big job. How do I know you can handle it?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Er...
0:12:16 > 0:12:19I think our work speaks for itself.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Yeah, that is very impressive.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26OK, you're on.
0:12:29 > 0:12:34Right. I'm off to pick up my suit from the dry cleaners, I have a conference tomorrow.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38A businessman like yourself, you know how important it is to impress clients.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY
0:12:41 > 0:12:46Anyway, I'll leave the door open so you can get to the tap. Is there anything else you need?
0:12:46 > 0:12:51Er, just the chance to give your car a new lease of life, sir.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53It's a pleasure doing business with you.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05"Hiya. Sorry I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave me a message after the tone."
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Fine, mum! Don't pick me up, then!
0:13:10 > 0:13:14I'll walk home all by myself! But I am so telling Dad about this.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16This is actual child neglect!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27PHONE CAMERA BEEPS
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Hurry up! This is taking ages! - Any faster, she might blow!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35This filth is set solid! And my wrists are hurting.
0:13:35 > 0:13:40My mum says you should look after your wrists. They're the hinges to the arm.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45We've still got four cars to do to reach our target.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49We need to speed this up! Wait here!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Problem solved!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Drain cleaner. Cuts through gunk and grime in half the time.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Fresh ammo! Ace! - But it says for drains.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Is that safe? I mean, if we're handling toxic materials
0:14:14 > 0:14:17then we'll need the proper safety equipment.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Er, you get scrubbing and you crank up the hose.- Yes, sir!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28He said... get... scrubbing.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36This is the diary of Louie, the only boy to survive the great storm.
0:14:36 > 0:14:43Day one. My family are gone and all I have is a pile of spaghetti, my storm den and Simon.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47It's important to keep a diary, Simon, so you don't go mad.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51There, all safe.
0:14:51 > 0:14:56We're going to be rich! I'll be able to buy a massive microwave and build a life-sized lizard man.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Monster mayhem! Outstanding!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00THEY LAUGH
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Er... guys.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13I think you'd better come see this.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22It's just a stain. You need to scrub harder.
0:15:31 > 0:15:36The paint's coming off. We're done for! And I was the front man.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40It's all right. I saw something in the garage that'll fix it. Easy!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Sorted!
0:15:53 > 0:15:58- Camouflage! Genius! - But it says for fences and sheds.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02The paint's red, the car's red, what's your problem?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10SHE WHISTLES
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Where have you been?
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- Dropping Carol back. - You took your time.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- I stopped off in town.- For?
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Some shopping.- Get anything nice?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- Why are you being weird? - Maybe cos you took another woman's daughter out for lunch.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- It's not what it looks like. - Spare me the lies.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35She said she was hungry, I suggested we go for lunch.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Because she's so mature and interesting?- Well...
0:16:39 > 0:16:45- You never take me out anywhere nice. - Because you never ask me! You can barely talk to me without shouting.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48OK. Why don't we go somewhere together now?
0:16:48 > 0:16:53- I can't, I've said I'll go to an exhibition with...- Carol? Fine!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57OK.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03Why don't I cancel and maybe you and me can go to the exhibition together, instead.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Not if you don't want to.- I do.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Really?- Course!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Come here.
0:17:21 > 0:17:26- There. - It's a completely different colour.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28You can hardly notice it.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Are you kidding? You could see it from a plane!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Uh-oh! Enemy movement at 12 o'clock!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Hi, Dad!
0:17:40 > 0:17:44What are you doing now? I thought I told you to go to your room.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48And I did. And I thought long and hard about that terrible thing I did,
0:17:48 > 0:17:52and decided to pay you back. I'm starting my own car-washing business.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Good. Good.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Glad I finally talked some sense into you.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Hang on.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06You've done a really good job.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Thanks, Dad.
0:18:09 > 0:18:14- Why don't you come over for tea later when you've finished?- Thanks!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Charlie?- Yeah?
0:18:17 > 0:18:22- Well done. I'm really proud of you. - Thanks, Dad.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I told you, it's hard to notice.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45You kids know anything about this?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Yeah. This is my house.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53It's been sitting out here for weeks. Mum says someone abandoned it.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Well, it's a disgrace, that's all I can say.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58You kids take care now.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03We will. As much as we can with all this sort of thing going on.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08Er, my dad's got a friend who fixes cars. I'll call him.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12From a phone box, so that they can't track us.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I don't know what he's making such a big fuss about.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Me, neither. It just needs a bit of evening out.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Thank you being so understanding, Carol.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Yeah, and maybe I'll see you at the exhibition. OK. Bye.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I just bumped into Charlie.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36He's started his own business. Washing cars.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40It's OK, it's OK. We can move away, we can change our surnames,
0:19:40 > 0:19:45- it won't take long to pack our things up.- No, no, no, no, no. He's doing a really good job.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I think that little chat I had with him this morning really sunk in.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Hm.- Where are you off to?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I'm going to a gallery with Hannah.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- Brave. - Yeah, it was practically her idea.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01And it'll be nice, you know, spending some quality time together.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06Will it? Yeah, no, yeah, no, it will. Yeah. Good idea.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- What do you think?- Hm.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18That one's nice.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26It was a lovely plinth.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Bet Carol would have loads of interesting and clever stuff to say about it all.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Don't be silly!
0:20:35 > 0:20:40Carol might be mature and intelligent and polite...
0:20:41 > 0:20:43..but she's not you.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Ah, you made it.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- So, what do you reckon? - It's lovely, isn't it, Hannah?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Yeah. It's all a bit like the sea and that. Innit?
0:20:57 > 0:21:02- And where's your daughter?- Oh, how rude of me. Hannah, this is...
0:21:02 > 0:21:07- Harry.- Harry, from the cafe. Harry, meet Hannah.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10And where's your other daughter, Carol?
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- Er, what?- Must be off. Lots to see. Sea, get it?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Mum, did you tell him Carol was your daughter?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Course not! Silly.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Ah, there she is. Hello, Carol. - No, no, he must've...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27He must've seen us eating together and just assumed.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- And you let him?- Hannah! I promise you, it meant nothing.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- Yeah, right, you really do love Carol more than me. - How can you say that?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Although, I bet Carol wouldn't embarrass her mother like this in public.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41I can't believe I even gave you a second chance!
0:21:41 > 0:21:45If you love Carol so much, why don't you just adopt her?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56So, this is your daughter.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Yeah, I might've known.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02I think you'd better leave.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- PHONE RINGS - Answer! Please!
0:22:24 > 0:22:27PHONE RINGS
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Speak up, Ben, I can't hear you.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34The car! They've ruined the car!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37What do you want me to do about it?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Have you got any doors for a red Nissan?
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Ian, have we got any doors for a red Nissan?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46No, but look, we've got blue wing mirrors for an Audi.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Hello? Hello? Hello?
0:22:52 > 0:22:57New plan! Why don't we leave it how it is and then when the man gets here, we'll explain...
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Oh, no.- What do you think?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I think we're going to prison.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Back a bit! Back a bit!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16We'll soon have this heap cleared away for you.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Thanks. I'm sure Mum will appreciate it.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- What are we going to do now?- Peg it!
0:23:30 > 0:23:35- If anyone asks, we'll just say the last time we saw it, everything was OK.- All right.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Hi! How did the car washing go?
0:23:38 > 0:23:42- Brilliant!- Outstanding! - Nothing bad happened.- We made £5.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Great. You'll be able to start paying me back for the microwave.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16DOOR CLOSES
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Water creatures! Don't worry, Simon, I'll protect you.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27In case I don't come back, you can have my spaghetti hoops.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38CLATTERING
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- All right, Louie?- You survived?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57How was the gallery?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Let's just say it was an experience. Dinner is served.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- DOOR BUZZER - Charlie, door.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11- You!- That's a nice suit. - Where's my car?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I come back from the shops and it's gone.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Erm, it was fine the last time we saw it.
0:25:20 > 0:25:25- Er, I'm just scratching my nose cos it's itchy.- What's going on?
0:25:25 > 0:25:29Right, these kids were going to clean my car.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31I come back from the shops and it's gone.
0:25:31 > 0:25:37There is paint all over the place and these leading from my drive to your front door.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Charlie?- It's obvious where they came from, isn't it?
0:25:47 > 0:25:50How can I steal a car? I'm only ten.
0:25:50 > 0:25:55- I can't even drive.- That's true. I've seen him. He's awful.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- What? - OK, OK, Helen, I'll handle this.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Look, my son might not be an angel
0:25:59 > 0:26:03but I saw him washing those cars earlier on and he did an excellent job.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07So I suggest you call the police rather than come round here accusing him!
0:26:07 > 0:26:11Dad's right. Probably just car thieves. I heard there's some in the area.
0:26:11 > 0:26:16- Well, maybe I've been a bit hasty. - Apology accepted.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Ben, I've got that door you were after.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22I've never seen him before in my life.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25A red Nissan. As luck would have it, one came in just after you called.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27A red Nissan? Hang on a minute.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31- That's my conference pass! - It could be anyone's.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33And my driver's licence.
0:26:33 > 0:26:38- And a photo of my wife!- She's bonny.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43- Where's my car? - Calm down. It's back at the yard.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03It was clean before they crushed it.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07You owe me five quid.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18How can this be right? Cleaning everyone's shoes for a month?
0:27:18 > 0:27:23And for what? For trying to start a successful business that would've employed hundreds!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26What kind of lesson is that for a child?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28It's a travesty of justice!
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