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0:00:32 > 0:00:35This tent is defective. I'm sending it back.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38You need to know how to construct a basic shelter, Charlie.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40It's a matter of life and death.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Really? On a school camping trip?

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Always expect the unexpected.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48At a luxury campsite... With a spa.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Ow!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51These instructions aren't even in English.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54They are in every language.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56You've probably just been on the wrong page.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00When did you stop having chickens?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02We haven't.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04And do the chickens know that?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Oh!

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Help!

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Are you OK?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Ingrid, hi! Hardly noticed it.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Are you going to Fay's party on Friday?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Yeah, definitely. Apparently, her cousin's in a boy band.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30I know. Not that I'm interested now I'm going out with Jamie.

0:01:30 > 0:01:35Right. I'm going with my boyfriend too... SO not interested.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36I didn't know you were seeing anyone.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Yeah. Ages now.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41So, who is he?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43A guy. You wouldn't know him.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46OK, queen of the mysterious.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48At least we're out of the lonely losers club now.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Right. Who wants to show up to a party tragic and boyfriend-less?

0:01:55 > 0:01:58I let them out for a few chicken races before bed.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Then, I definitely closed the door afterwards. I'm positive.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03I think.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05That looks like the escape route.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08No, no, no!

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Charlie.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Can I have a go in your tent?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16My action man is thinking of getting one.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Yeah. Erm... The tent's not up yet. Look.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Why've you got a feather on you?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Erm... I'm looking after it for a magic chicken.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Whoever who holds it gets three wishes.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Three actual wishes?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Yeah, now I wasn't going to share them, but, er...

0:02:31 > 0:02:32There you go.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Use them wisely. Now, go on. Go.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Thanks, Charlie.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Your dad is going to kill you.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43No. I will just put a big hole in the side here

0:02:43 > 0:02:45and make it look like something got in and got the chickens,

0:02:45 > 0:02:48like a fox or a big angry cat.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Do some scratches so it looks like the chickens put up a fight.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Brilliant!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Oh, my poor girls.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00You should be proud, Dad. Looks like they put up a good fight.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02It looks like it's been run over by a steam roller.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Kevin, a fox couldn't do that much damage.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07What about if it was massive and crazed with hunger?

0:03:07 > 0:03:08I'm going to throw up.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Charlie, this has got you written all over it.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13No pocket money for three weeks.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15What? I'm innocent! You believe me, right, Dad?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18I can't remember what their clucks used to sound like.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19And no camping trip.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Kevin.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Just...just looking.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34I don't think the chickens are coming back, love.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37What if...Charlie was right?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39What if...

0:03:40 > 0:03:41..something did eat them?

0:03:41 > 0:03:42It didn't.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Something bigger than a fox.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50Something more like a kind of...beast.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52A beast?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Kevin, do you remember when you watched that vampire film

0:03:55 > 0:03:56and you put garlic in all the bedrooms

0:03:56 > 0:03:58until the guests complained about the smell?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00They should have thanked me. It worked, didn't it?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02How many vampires did we have checking in that month?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04You need some sleep.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Mm...

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Kevin!

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Night, love.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27How should I use my three wishes?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31I could become ruler of the universe. Or get a hamster.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35I hope I can sleep. It's not easy being powerful.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Night, Charlie.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41There isn't a word for how much trouble I'll be in

0:04:41 > 0:04:44if my mum finds out I'm not in bed.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Did you get something to make footprints?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48The biggest ones I could find.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Ah! And what about some fur?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53I found an old coat in our shed.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Giant footprints, fur lying around everywhere...

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Mum will have to believe us.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Grr!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Go over to the bins and make it look like it's been eating out of it.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23OK.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29CANS BANG

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Maybe no-one heard.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Maybe no-one will come out.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- WHISPERS:- Maybe I should just stop talking.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57BUSH RUSTLES

0:06:06 > 0:06:07(What?)

0:06:07 > 0:06:10(You sneak in while he's distracted. Go, go, go!)

0:06:10 > 0:06:12See you tomorrow.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Aah!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37It must have come back for seconds.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40I've never seen anything like it. Huge, savage...

0:06:40 > 0:06:43When it looked at me, I felt its eyes burning into my very soul.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Are you sure you didn't just see a cat and panic?

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Look at the size of those footprints, Helen.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Does that look like a cat to you?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I wish I'd have been there. Might have been able to save the chickens.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Or been eaten yourself.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57No, you stay away from that thing with the pitiless green eyes.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59I really don't think there's a monster on the loose, Kevin.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02But it does look like something got to the chickens,

0:07:02 > 0:07:04so I'm sorry Charlie. I shouldn't have blamed you.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07That's all right, Mum. I forgive you.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08All right, let's go in.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Oh, let's have a little run.- Kevin!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Debbie. Hi, it's Hannah.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Listen, what's the sitch with your cousin, the model?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Is he seeing anyone? He is?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Hi, Hannah!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Hi, Carol. - Such a lovely morning, isn't it?

0:07:33 > 0:07:34It's all right.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Me and my friends are volunteering at the animal shelter,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39then we're going to feed the homeless,

0:07:39 > 0:07:41and then we're entertaining the old folk at the church hall.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Wow. You certainly know how to party.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I think it's nice to help those less fortunate.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50I could think of a million, no, two million things I'd rather do.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Hi, Carol, are you ready to go?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56To ease the plight of those poor animals. Count me in.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Hi, I'm Hannah. Carol invited me along.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Um, did I?- Yeah.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06Let's go help those... old, homeless animals.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Seriously? Are you doing that because of your beast?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Just making sure our defences will hold.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17So just run this by me again, how you're not getting carried away.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Helen, it's taken ten chickens in one night.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21I've seen it, you haven't.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Let's not scare the kids, eh?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Morning, Louie. I'll put your porridge on.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31I don't want porridge. I wish I could just have toast.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Oh, no... What have I done?!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37I just wasted a wish.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42How could anyone dump those gorgeous dogs?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44I just don't get people sometimes.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47You should adopt one. That beagle really seemed to like you.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49The one with the skin disease?

0:08:49 > 0:08:54Yeah, so sweet the way it kept on jumping up on me, licking my face.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Anyway, here's a funny coincidence -

0:08:58 > 0:09:01I'm going to this party on Friday and I really need someone to...

0:09:01 > 0:09:05We're handing out food to the homeless next. Do you want to come?

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Homeless people?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Try and stop me.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Great. You and Carol can buddy up.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11What do you mean?

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Every new volunteer gets a more experienced buddy

0:09:14 > 0:09:15to show them the ropes.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Can't you be my buddy?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Don't worry, Carol will take care of you.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Oops.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Charlie?

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Charlie?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Hi, Mr Leith. Lovely day, isn't it?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Don't play the innocent with me. - What?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50My flowerpot broke itself, did it?

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Oh...

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Oh, no - it's the beast! It's been in your garden.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56The what?

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Some sort of fierce creature.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59It was in our bins the other night.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01It stole all our chickens.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Really?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Yeah... We've all seen it. Haven't we?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Erm...- My dad's even seen it.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09He's actually seen an animal?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12He was terrified, and he doesn't scare easily.

0:10:12 > 0:10:17Right. Well, just keep your ball away from my car.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23This beast thing could come in handy.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Outstanding!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Two soups.- Thanks.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Here you go.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32When you see how dignified they are...

0:10:32 > 0:10:34it almost makes me wish I was homeless.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38That's so lovely.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41I've got catering experience from the B&B.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45I think I'd be more help in the kitchen. With Richard.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48But then you'd miss the privilege of meeting them in person.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Let's go.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Ugh! I see some awful-looking ones over there.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I'll bring them some soup.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Good idea.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07What? I missed breakfast.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Hi, Harold!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19- HE GASPS - Look at this.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23In Texas, people's pets started disappearing and they discovered it

0:11:23 > 0:11:26was a jaguar that had escaped from a millionaire's private collection.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I don't think many people in Scarborough collect jaguars.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- What if a lion escaped from York Zoo?- Oh, and got the bus?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Sorry... Could we have our coffee in the garden?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37No, no... I don't think that's a good idea.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- Of course you can. We'll bring it straight out.- Thanks.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Don't go telling the guests about your beast. You'll scare them.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- What if it's still out there? - It's not. It's in here.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48What are you drawing, Louie?

0:11:48 > 0:11:49A castle.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Oh, lovely.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53It's for you and me to live in forever.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55What sort of castle do you want?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Oh, I am not bothered, anything really.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59No, Mum. This is important.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02It has to be exactly right.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05You choose. I can't really remember my history lessons.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I wish you'd just tell me what you want.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09All right... Er...

0:12:09 > 0:12:13I want towers and a drawbridge and a big comfy bed just for me.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Oh, no... I've done it again.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21There you go. Sugar?

0:12:29 > 0:12:30No! Get out of there!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41What are you doing?!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Allergies. Can't be too careful.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Apparently, there was this goalie in Argentina.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56The ball hit him straight in the face and his head came clean off.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58No, it didn't. That can't happen.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59It was on the news.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01It landed right in the back of the net.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Oh.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Charlie! That's coming out of your pocket money.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15That wasn't me! That was the beast! You just missed it.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Oh, come on!

0:13:17 > 0:13:19It must have thought the car was its rival or something.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22I mean, it rammed its head straight into it.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Didn't it, Ben?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Oh... It all happened so fast...

0:13:25 > 0:13:28It was huge and terrifying. But we managed to scare it off.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29So, really, you should be thanking us

0:13:29 > 0:13:31for stopping your car getting even more damaged.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Oh, right, yeah. OK, I will.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35When you answer me this one question.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38How come the beast's head is exactly the same size

0:13:38 > 0:13:39as your football?

0:13:44 > 0:13:47No camping again. This is a disaster.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Yeah. We'll try to have fun without you.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Ben! No man left behind.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55He's the one who's got himself grounded. Again.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Then we will get him un-grounded. Again.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Exactly!

0:13:58 > 0:14:01It's too late now. What were you thinking?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Telling your mum that the car got attacked

0:14:03 > 0:14:06by some sort of mythical beast. Who's going to believe that?

0:14:06 > 0:14:07You're right.

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Thank you.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11I'll keep it simple.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Blame the chickens and everything else on something real. Like a...

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Oh, a big dog. Woof!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Awesome idea, Ben.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Don't say that. It wasn't my idea!

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Hello.- Hi, Mr Simmons. Can we take Bertha for a walk?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35It's for charity. Tell him, Ben.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Oh! Erm, yeah. It's, erm...

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Save The Crab! There just aren't enough rock pools in Scarborough,

0:14:42 > 0:14:45so we are raising money to build artificial ones.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47So, can we?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Of course. Bertha!

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Here we go... Hold on, lass.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57There we are. There you go.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58- Thanks.- Ooh, ooh.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Likes to play with this too.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Thanks Mr S. We'll take great care of her.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Wait.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Come on, come on, here we go...

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Don't forget the others!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Thanks a bunch. Come on.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Bye-bye. Off you go.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18Bye.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Final wish, draft 67.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28This is a practise run so I'll be using the word "lobster"

0:15:28 > 0:15:30instead of the word "wish".

0:15:30 > 0:15:33I lobster a big castle, just for me and Mum.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36With servants, so she doesn't have to do any work.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38And a moat so Dad can't get in.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42What if Dad learns how to swim?

0:15:42 > 0:15:43I'll need sharks in my moat!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53What did you get from the butchers?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Rabbit.- Perfect.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56What...?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Yeah, don't ask.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01What are you doing, Ben?

0:16:01 > 0:16:02They are doing this on purpose.

0:16:03 > 0:16:08OK, so Bertha runs around the garden, looking all big

0:16:08 > 0:16:09and dangerous.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Alison throws in the rabbit.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I get Mum and Dad to look outside.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18They see Bertha attacking a victim. Bertha is the beast.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Camping's back on.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Finally, the perfect plan.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Exactly. So I will just go and...

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Oh.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30I wasn't expecting that.

0:16:31 > 0:16:39- ALL:- # If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning

0:16:39 > 0:16:46# I'd hammer in the evening All over this land. #

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Thank you! You've been a great audience!

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- What?!- I just wanted to say I've seen a new side of you today,

0:16:55 > 0:16:57- and I really like it. - Cool, whatever...

0:16:57 > 0:17:00So I've volunteered you and me to go to the library

0:17:00 > 0:17:03and read to the toddler group. What do you say, buddy?

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Great!

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Then we can clean all the public toilets with our make up brushes.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12And then weave tiny, little mats for unemployed guinea pigs.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13I don't think guinea pigs actually...

0:17:13 > 0:17:17Where's my charity? I see clothes every day I can't afford.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Where's my fundraiser? Where's my band of creepy little do-gooders?

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Where's nice Hannah gone?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25She's dead, Carol. I can't do this anymore.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Hannah?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37It's...hard, isn't it?

0:17:38 > 0:17:44Those wonderful old people singing. Not in tune, but beautiful anyway.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45I was like you...

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Got a bit weepy the first time I heard it.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Yeah, it's so moving and emotional.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00I think I just need to go home and really think about things, you know?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02I do. I do know.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Maybe you could walk me?

0:18:05 > 0:18:06I'd love that.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31RUSTLING

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Hello?

0:18:32 > 0:18:35GROWLING

0:18:48 > 0:18:50I wonder how many B&B health and safety rules

0:18:50 > 0:18:52we're breaking right now.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Probably all of them. - PHONE BEEPS

0:18:55 > 0:18:58It's Mr Simmons. He wants all his dogs back.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02We can't take all these back without Bertha.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06We'll find her. Employ a circular search pattern and zero in.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10Don't be ridiculous! We can't search the whole of Scarborough.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12We'll use bait, then Bertha will come to us.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Do you have any sausages left?

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- OVER TV:- 'It was huge. A huge wild animal. It's eyes locked on me.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21'But I stood my ground and it ran off.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26'But it was frightening, even for me.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29'The only way I could only describe it is a...a beast.'

0:19:29 > 0:19:31BOTH: I told you!

0:19:31 > 0:19:33I told you it wasn't me that let the chickens out,

0:19:33 > 0:19:36put a dent in your car, or trample on your nice flowers.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38When did the flowers get trampled on?

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Oh, this afternoon,

0:19:39 > 0:19:44but I didn't want to say anything in case you blamed me. Again.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47I'm sorry. I've been really mean to you, haven't I?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Does this mean I'm ungrounded and I can go camping?

0:19:49 > 0:19:51No! You're ungrounded but you're not going camping.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's too dangerous with that beast out there.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55You can't not let me out for my own safety!

0:19:55 > 0:19:56That's just mean.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Ben and Alison can't leave either.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Until this thing is found, we all stay inside, OK?

0:20:02 > 0:20:03OK.

0:20:04 > 0:20:09OK, so we sneak out, find Bertha, bring her back here.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Then, take all the dogs back to Mr Simmons'.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12Roger that.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14I just hope Ben can keep those little dogs quiet.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19# It's a life alone, bark-bark!

0:20:19 > 0:20:23# And it desperate need, woof-woof!

0:20:23 > 0:20:26# To be held, to be loved

0:20:26 > 0:20:30# So this is going to take a bit of getting used to

0:20:30 > 0:20:33# But I know what's right for you

0:20:36 > 0:20:41# Fly high and let me go... #

0:20:42 > 0:20:43So here we are.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Yeah. I'll see you again, hopefully.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Yeah... Actually I've just remembered.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50There's this party on Friday at my friend's.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53You wouldn't want to come with me, would you?

0:20:54 > 0:20:59Well, I say party, it's actually a fundraiser for underprivileged...

0:20:59 > 0:21:02African pandas.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04I didn't know there were any pandas in Africa.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Exactly. We so need to get the word out there.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Well, great. I'd love to.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Pick me up at seven?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Get in, both of you!

0:21:11 > 0:21:12No, he's leaving.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15No, you've got to get inside. It's not safe! Quicker! Quicker!

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Leave the guitar, you crazy fool.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24The streets of Scarborough are no longer safe.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26A vicious beast is on the loose.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28I've seen it myself, and I do not wish to see it again.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32So, until that thing is caught, we're in lockdown, people.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Would anybody like a tea or coffee?

0:21:40 > 0:21:42It's OK, everyone.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45I'm a trained disaster zone volunteer.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48I know a few tricks to get us through this.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50Hannah?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Fine.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02# Have you seen the old man?

0:22:02 > 0:22:06# In the closed down market

0:22:06 > 0:22:11# Kicking up the papers with his shoes?

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Everyone!

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- ALL:- # Have you seen the old man?

0:22:15 > 0:22:18# In the closed down market

0:22:18 > 0:22:25# Kicking up the papers in his worn out shoes? #

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Bertha! Bertha!

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Come and get a biscuit!

0:22:29 > 0:22:32MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Charlie, they are out of control, and that one just weed!

0:22:36 > 0:22:39What if they all start weeing? Or worse...

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Take them to the bathroom, put them in the bath

0:22:41 > 0:22:43and it'll just run down the plughole.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46That's disgusting!

0:22:46 > 0:22:48I'll do it.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Ben, he's losing it.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54I've tried to mould him, but he's just not front-line material.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57THEY SCREAM

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Yes!

0:23:14 > 0:23:16I think we've got some more upstairs. I'll check.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20Wee-wees.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Hannah.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32I was just going to find my violin.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35We should hand out blankets. I've always wanted to do that.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39We have central heating. And it's August.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41I suppose.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44OK, let's go and make more tea for everyone.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Right behind you.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47I really like that Richard.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49He's brought out a whole new side to you.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Everything all right, Alison?

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Just securing the perimeter. All good.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Ben?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Where is he?

0:24:16 > 0:24:19No! Bad dog! That's Hannah's room. No-one's allowed in...

0:24:19 > 0:24:22DOOR OPENS

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Some things have happened.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28Some, er...bad things.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30GLASS BREAKS

0:24:33 > 0:24:34The beast!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36It's inside!

0:24:36 > 0:24:40Anyone feel like popping upstairs and checking that out?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43No? Just me, then, yeah?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Thanks for the back up, guys, yeah.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49I wish that the beast doesn't hurt Mum.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Did you hear that? There's something upstairs.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53The kids are up there!

0:24:55 > 0:24:56I'm on it.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58I've got his back, Mrs Enright.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03DOORBELL BUZZES

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Mr Simmons, it's really not a good time.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- I'd like my dogs back, please. - Pardon?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Your boy has my dogs.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Has he really?- Yeah.

0:25:24 > 0:25:25It's in my room!

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Step back, Hannah. I'm trained for this.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Be careful, Richard. I need you looking good for the party.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34Whatever happens next, just remember I love you.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Hannah - not you. That would be weird.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44SHE SCREAMS

0:25:48 > 0:25:49Hi, Dad, erm...

0:25:49 > 0:25:53It wasn't a beast. It turns out it was a pack of wild dogs!

0:25:53 > 0:25:55And look, we caught them!

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Charlie!

0:25:56 > 0:25:58My room! Everything's ruined!

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Hannah, they're just possessions.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06I'm sorry, has your designer dress just been

0:26:06 > 0:26:08shredded by a disgusting drool machine?

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Is that your expensive make-up being eaten?

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Has a seven foot dog just vomited on your duvet cover?!

0:26:14 > 0:26:18I'm disappointed, Hannah. Really disappointed.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Oh, no! Does that mean I won't get to sing to any more old people?

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Bye, Hannah.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27Wait. You're still taking me to the party, right?! Richard?

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Charlie!

0:26:31 > 0:26:36Bertha, Pepper, Misty, Chester, Snowflake! Come on!

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Come on, lovelies, come on.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Here we go.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48He'll be severely punished. And we'll pay for any vet bills.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50- Right.- So sorry.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Come on. Come on.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57I am so sorry. Are you OK?

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Mum, I saved you.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01I turned the beast into dogs, so you wouldn't be eaten.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Not now, Louie. Charlie!

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Charlie!

0:27:14 > 0:27:18How can this be right? Fixing the chicken coop, and for what?

0:27:18 > 0:27:20For trying to give some poor birds a bit of exercise?

0:27:20 > 0:27:22What kind of lesson is that for a child?

0:27:22 > 0:27:24It's a travesty of justice!

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Ow!