0:00:35 > 0:00:39Last year, everyone in the front row got wrestler sweat on their snacks.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42OK, now I'm officially happy we're not going.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Wrestle Hysteria's coming to town for one day
0:00:44 > 0:00:46and you think we're not going?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Are you mad?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Yeah, Ben, stop being mad!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Three tickets cost 180 quid.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56We have three quid.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Does anyone else see the problem?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I don't know how we're going to do it, but we will.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06That's it! She'll tell us how!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Madame Rose, the fortune-teller? She's a total scam artist!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Is that solid intel?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Right. She works in a tent on the prom.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Don't you think if she could actually see the future,
0:01:16 > 0:01:19she'd have chosen a different career path?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21That actually makes sense.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24She's not here to make money, she's here to share her gift.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31Great adventures lie ahead of you. I see fun and happiness...
0:01:32 > 0:01:34But wait!
0:01:34 > 0:01:39Tomorrow, when the sun is high, disaster will befall you when...
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Yeah, I'm really just here to find out
0:01:41 > 0:01:43how to get tickets to Wrestle Hysteria.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47You must heed my warning! Chaos shall come to pass unless you...
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about Wrestle Hysteria?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Useless! Every time I asked about wrestling, she changed the subject.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I told you, it was a scam.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01We could do a better job ourselves.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04That's what we'll do. We'll make our own fortune-telling booth!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06That's how we'll get our ticket money!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08What? No, that's not what I said.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Genius idea, Ben.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33"Friday, May 2nd. Dear Diary..."
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Hey, Louie, I got you something.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Thanks, Dad!
0:02:50 > 0:02:51I've already got a top.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Yes, no, but this one will fit you.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55It's fine, you can take it back.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Ooh, poor thing.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Waiting in that shop, hoping to be bought.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Then, when it finally does happen, the little boy doesn't want you.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Clothes don't have feelings.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Yeah, I know, but it looks quite sad, doesn't it?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Probably knows, doesn't it,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18that no-one will want to wear it when it's returned.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- No, wait! I'll wear it! - Well, if you're sure.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Hello. Why don't you come and meet my other clothes?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Thanks, Dad!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31You have just missed a parenting masterclass.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Manipulating the child 1-0-1.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Listen to this.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38"Friday, June 5th. Mum still treats me like a child.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41"She couldn't be more annoying if she tried.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43"Saturday, June 6th. I take back what I said yesterday..."
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Aww!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- "..Mum is even more annoying today." - Oh.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50And it goes on like that, day after day, week after week.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Is...is that Hannah's diary?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Well, it's some sort of journal of daily events.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56- But I wouldn't call it a...- Ah!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Yes. OK, it's her diary. I read her diary! But the point is -
0:03:59 > 0:04:01she hates us.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Hates you, she didn't mention me.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Don't worry. Don't worry.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I can teach you to be more lovable.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Welcome to your future!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Welcome to your future!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23No. I've been expecting you.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24HE SCREAMS
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I'm sorry I haven't worn some of you for ages.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34Or ever, especially you, orange shorts from Granny.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38But from now on, I promise I'm going to wear all of you
0:04:38 > 0:04:40exactly the same amount.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41No more favourites.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Your name is...
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Tammy.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52It's Sue.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55I see great adventure ahead!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Much happiness and fun in your future.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Like what?
0:05:01 > 0:05:06Meeting your one true love.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09So... What's he like, then?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Rich, posh...
0:05:13 > 0:05:16..wears a blazer and a hat.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Has a fancy name - Gambit.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Gambit?!- Gambit.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25I'm not giving you a penny for this!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28You don't have a clue, do you?
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Leave without paying? You'll have to go through me first.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Hoo-ah...
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Oh, I know it sounds terrible,
0:05:38 > 0:05:41but it's nice to have a break from the kids, isn't it?
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Hey! I'm right here!
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Oh, Hannah! Well, I'd hardly consider you a kid any more.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Hey, why don't you grab yourself a coffee and join us?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh. Right. It's just I said I'd meet...
0:05:51 > 0:05:53You don't have to explain!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55If you've got somewhere that you need to be,
0:05:55 > 0:05:57it's hardly any of my business.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Right, OK. I'll see you later.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02See you later, love.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07You've been at her diary again, haven't you?
0:06:07 > 0:06:08It's like I can read her mind!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Did you know that there's this boy that she fancies called Greg?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14He's having a party on Sunday night and Hannah's not invited.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- And I'm not interested.- And he's got a sister called Chloe.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Hannah can't stand her.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21She's really rude and her hair smells like ham.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23What? Like tinned ham or...
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I don't want to know!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Man down!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29What happened?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31HE MOANS
0:06:31 > 0:06:37Some bruiser called Sue, she went straight through me! Ripped us off.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39To be fair, you were trying to rip HER off.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41At least I made an effort.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42What a mess.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Yeah, I know, I give up on this fortune-telling business.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Terrible idea, Ben!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Yeah, nice going, genius.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51What?! It wasn't my... I didn't... This was...
0:06:55 > 0:06:58See? You don't have to spy on the kids to get them to love you.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59DOOR CLOSES
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Observe.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Hey, girls, take a pew. I've rustled up some lovely gingerbread folk!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Or perhaps you'd just like to chill out by yourselves, eh?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14The guest lounge is free.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I thought we weren't allowed in there
0:07:16 > 0:07:18because you didn't want it to smell like children.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21No! No! I meant your brothers, not you.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25No, you two go on through, I'll drop you in a couple of lattes, yeah.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Thanks, Mrs Enright.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Yeah, thanks, Mum.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31It's all in the diary.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34What are you looking at?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41We'll hypnotise the security guards so they think we're chairs!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Then they'll actually carry us in.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Come on, now you're just embarrassing yourself.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Trouble at nine o'clock.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51There.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Oh!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Sold out. That's game over.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Hey, look! It's that girl that wrecked our den!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10And that's good news because...?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12She's wearing a Wrestle Hysteria crew jacket!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Which means she works for them.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Which means...
0:08:17 > 0:08:18..she will be able to get us free tickets.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Give free tickets to a total stranger?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Probability - zero.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25She won't be giving tickets to total strangers,
0:08:25 > 0:08:30she'll be giving tickets to her one...true...love.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Nice to meet you...
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Gambit.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41OK, this is your worst idea ever.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43This is genius!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46When Sue sees Gambit come to life, she'll give you whatever you want!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52I won't do it!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I'll die if I'm not invited to Greg's party.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59His sister Chloe's allowed to bring people.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Make friends with her and you're in.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03No, not her. I hate her.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07She's so rude and her hair smells like ham.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09How can I make friends with her in a day?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Invite her to a sleepover.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Mum banned sleepovers.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Ever since we gave Justine Johnson that makeover
0:09:15 > 0:09:17and her hair caught fire.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20There you go, girls.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Thanks, Mrs Enright. - Thanks, Mum.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Maybe we could crash the party.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I never heard a thing!
0:09:29 > 0:09:30I bet Greg does invite you, though.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I mean, you two - you're A-listers, aren't you?!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Thanks, Mum.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I don't remember your mum being so cool.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40I know, it's weird. It's like she suddenly gets me.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Hold on, how did she know it's Greg's party?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51No! No. She wouldn't dare...
0:09:55 > 0:09:56HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:09:58 > 0:10:01# Hello
0:10:01 > 0:10:03# Is it me...? #
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Do I know you?
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Pardon me, but I think you'll find the flat stones better for skimming.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I'm not skimming stones, I'm trying to hit seagulls.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Oh.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19I don't believe you've had the pleasure.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21The name's...
0:10:22 > 0:10:23..Gambit.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28# Why do stars fall down from the sky... #
0:10:28 > 0:10:30MUSIC WARPS AND STOPS
0:10:30 > 0:10:32This is too crazy!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35A fortune-teller told me we were going to meet.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Why, I'm sorry but I don't believe in fortune-tellers.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Neither did I! Until now.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44He told me your name, what you'd be wearing, and...
0:10:44 > 0:10:46that you're my one true love.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48HE SCOFFS
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Well, what could you and I possibly have in common?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53You like being mean to seagulls,
0:10:53 > 0:10:56whereas I like classical poetry and...
0:10:57 > 0:10:59..wrestling.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02No way! My dad works for Wrestle Hysteria!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Great Scott! Surely you jest?
0:11:05 > 0:11:09This is too weird. Want to get some chips?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Why, I'd be delighted.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I can't believe she read my diary!
0:11:24 > 0:11:25So not cool.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Two can play at this game.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33I know how we can get our sleepover.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34My pen, please.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Hi, Dad. No, I'm with a friend.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42You should come. Hey! They've got Shoot The Ducks!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45She hates seagulls and ducks.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Ben?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49So did you ask about the tickets?
0:11:49 > 0:11:54Gambit is a very complex character. He hints, he suggests, he implies...
0:11:54 > 0:11:55but he doesn't just ask.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58He'll be asking for a dead leg if he doesn't get those tickets.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01She's coming back. Just get on with it, Ben!
0:12:08 > 0:12:09I killed all the ducks.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Looking good, Louie.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16I think somebody's got himself a new favourite jumper.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Is that what my other jumpers said? I have to change!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25DOOR SLAMS SHUT
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Oh, no... What's the matter?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Is it bad?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33No, it's wonderful.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37"Mum has been so great recently.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41"I feel I can really trust her again.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44"If only I could win back her trust.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48"But sadly, it went up in flames after my last sleepover.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50"Much like Justine Johnson's hair.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52"Maybe I could hold another sleepover
0:12:52 > 0:12:56"to prove that I have changed. Oh, no, wait, I'm not allowed.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00"Never mind, I'm just lucky to have a perfect parent."
0:13:02 > 0:13:05"Perfect parent." That's lovely.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Did she...did she mention me at all?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- No.- Oh.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Is it just me or is that huge man walking towards us?
0:13:18 > 0:13:22He is! If there's any screaming to be done, leave it to me.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24That's just my dad. Hey, Dad!
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Hello, princess. And you must be Gambit. I'm Ivor.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Ivor 'The Piledriver' McGyvor.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Charmed.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35There you go.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36A Piledriver fiver.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Why don't you buy us all an ice cream?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47I'm glad Sue's found herself a friend.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Travelling's a lonely game. And she likes you.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I can tell.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54She's a lovely young lady.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57But don't you ever upset my princess.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I would never hurt your daughter, sir.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01HE CHUCKLES
0:14:01 > 0:14:06It's you I'm worried about! See, deep down, Sue is very...
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Sensitive?
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Aggressive. I've seen her do terrible things.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20My goodness, is that the time?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- I knew he'd chicken out. - Plan B. Move in!
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Sorry, got to dash. I'm late for...polo.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Gambit! We heard you were in town.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Friends of yours?
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Sort of. Gambit likes to spend time with us less privileged kids.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40What do you mean "less privileged"?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42His family own a bunch of fancy hotels.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Like the Heslington - they've got the whole top floor! Right, Gambit?
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Really?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48And he's so generous.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50He was going to get us tickets to Wrestle Hysteria, but...
0:14:50 > 0:14:52it's sold out.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Consider it sorted.
0:14:55 > 0:15:00Three access-all-areas passes on The Piledriver.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04You're a good kid. I wish there were more like you when I was growing up.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Louie, why have you changed back into your shorts?
0:15:11 > 0:15:12I've already worn these before?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I have to change.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Hey, Hannah, there's some street dance on tomorrow. We should go.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Street dance? I haven't been into that since, like, November.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28She doesn't want to hang out with her parents.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Hey, why don't you invite some friends over tomorrow?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- They could stay the night.- Really?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Thanks, Mum, you're the best! I'll call Jenny!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I thought sleepovers were banned.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Looks like somebody's jealous. - Jealous.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43"Thanks, Mum, you're the best!"
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- HANNAH:- 'I just got in here!'
0:15:54 > 0:15:56That's OK, Hannah, you take your time!
0:16:13 > 0:16:14TOILET FLUSHES
0:16:20 > 0:16:21There we go...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Yogurt, nuts and berries.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26My favourite! How did you know?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- I...well, I...I just... - DOORBELL RINGS
0:16:28 > 0:16:31I...is that the door? Somebody is at the door.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I have to ask.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Don't ask. We need you focused.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42I'm going to ask. Louie, what are you doing?
0:16:42 > 0:16:47I don't want my clothes to get jealous so I'm wearing all of them.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Right...
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- I told you not to ask.- OK.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53PHONE RINGS
0:16:56 > 0:16:58This is it.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Play it cool.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Gambit speaking.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Sue, hi.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11I'm just in the Heslington Executive Suite getting my morning massage.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13HE CHUCKLES
0:17:13 > 0:17:16You've got the tickets? Great. Where are you?
0:17:17 > 0:17:18In reception?!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Fantastic, I'll be right down.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27THEY ALL SCREAM
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Great entertainment for kids, old folks,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43basically anybody who enjoys violence.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46PHONE RINGS
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- Hi! Are you waiting for Gambit? - Yeah, for 20 minutes now.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Maybe we should go up to his suite.
0:17:57 > 0:18:02- I wouldn't.- I think it's a great idea. Come on, princess.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08I've always appreciated the art of wrestling, Mr Piledriver.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Oh, yeah?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13In fact, I've developed a new move.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15What are you playing at?!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Hold that lift!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Are you finished?
0:18:22 > 0:18:23That depends, do you submit?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Sorry for the delay.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Bit of trouble with the elevator on ten.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34This is the fanciest hotel I've ever been in.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Yeah. Now, about those tickets... - How about a tour?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42But of course! Follow me.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Kevin.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Helen.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Good read?- Yeah.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05And to think I trusted you.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06I need it!
0:19:06 > 0:19:09You have no idea how complicated sleepovers are these days.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12You've got to get the right pizzas, the right DVDs,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14the right music, magazines...
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- I've got to go shopping.- Give!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22I am so disappointed in you right now. So disappointed.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23SHE GRUNTS
0:19:29 > 0:19:33So this is up here and looking right you can see over there.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- What's he talking about?- Dad!
0:19:36 > 0:19:39This river is by Rembrandt. The world-famous artist.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Is it real?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42No, it's a painting.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- No, no, I meant...- Moving on! - It doesn't matter.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Of course, we have our own staff in the Executive Suite.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Executive Suite?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Brunch party?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54This way, please.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57You booked us in for brunch? I've never had brunch.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Nice one, Gambit.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Oh, this can't be good.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Anybody home?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12DOOR CLOSES
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Hey! Didn't hear you come in.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Hey, Dad. We need to start getting this place ready.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- Would you mind?- No! I've got to go to the shops anyway. There you go...
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Egg on toast is ten quid!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31No wonder you're a millionaire!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Probably best not to eat too much before the big fight.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40I've heard the water's nice.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42HE LAUGHS
0:20:42 > 0:20:43I like you, Gambit.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Mesdemoiselles et Messieurs?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Let's just work our way through the starters and see how we get on.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Very good, sir.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Hannah... Thought you might like some treats.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02What's going on?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Thanks, Mum, but Dad's already got us more than enough.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Why don't you put them in the kitchen
0:21:08 > 0:21:10and maybe we can use them later?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12These are perfect, Dad.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16What can I say? I know my daughter.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18DOORBELL RINGS That'll be Chloe!
0:21:24 > 0:21:25CONTENTED SIGH
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I'll crush the other lads after that feed.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34There you go, ringside seats and dressing room passes.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Fantastic!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41You'll meet all the fighters, hear all the wrestling stories...
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Wow!
0:21:43 > 0:21:44See you there.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Your bill, sir.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56HE WHISTLES Right.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Dad's just stepped outside. Perhaps we should go get him.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01- No need, sir.- No need...
0:22:01 > 0:22:06As a guest of the hotel, you may sign for it yourself.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Thank you.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12INAUDIBLE SPEECH
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Oh, no, I better pick that up.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Oh, yeah, perhaps I should help him.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22May I help you, sir?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Executive Suite. We booked a table for brunch?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28But... I just...
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Good afternoon.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Get me a taxi.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04And the police.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15This is fun. So... I hear Greg's having a party?
0:23:15 > 0:23:22Greg's an idiot. Never heard of it, never heard of it, never...
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Oh, wow! Miami Nanny! I love this film!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27I've seen it like ten times!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Great! Let's watch that then.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Are you deaf? I've seen it ten times.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Why would I want to watch it again?
0:23:34 > 0:23:37We've got magazines too.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Music magazines. Seriously, does anybody even like...?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- DOORBELL RINGS - I'll get it!
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Pizza's here!
0:23:48 > 0:23:52I'm dying in there! Chloe hates all the DVDs.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54And what's with all the music magazines?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I thought you wanted music magazines.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59No, I said a "mix of magazines," can you not read?!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Hang on, you knew we were reading your diary?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08We? You have been reading it?! I knew it!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10And you made me feel like a bad parent.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12You are the bad parent! You started...
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Competition over, it's a draw.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17You're both the worst parents in the world!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- I think you're worse than me. - Oh, you are so childish.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23You're childish.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26My parents are feeling so guilty right now,
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I could get away with anything.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31So I'm more of a sidekick than a friend?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33You think my hair smells like ham?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- It's your fault.- I am not...
0:24:36 > 0:24:38GIRLS SHOUTING
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Oh, no...- What? - I left the diary in that room.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44SHOUTING CONTINUES
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I think Hannah probably just needs a bit of space right now.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Yeah, yeah.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Yes. I told you we'd get these tickets.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55And with an hour to spare. Outstanding.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Oh, no. No, no!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Cancelled? But why?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05There must be some mistake.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07We were guests of the hotel owner's son!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10There he is! Gambit, tell them.
0:25:10 > 0:25:16I can assure you, miss, this thief has no connection with our hotel.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Is this true?
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Is it true that I tried to impress a girl?
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Yes.
0:25:27 > 0:25:33Is it true I pretended to be someone I wasn't just to make her like me?
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Yes.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41But ask yourselves - is that so wrong?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43ALL: Yes!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- I'd like a word with you lot. - Get in line!
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Save the little fancy one for me.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Charlie.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05DOORBELL RINGS
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Maybe we should let Hannah get that. - Yeah, yeah.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- We're not really the worst parents in the world, are we?- No!
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Don't be silly.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21What are you doing, Louie?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24I found it hard trying to be fair to all my clothes.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26So I've decided not to wear any.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30DOORBELL RINGS
0:26:30 > 0:26:32'OK, OK, I'll get it!'
0:26:32 > 0:26:34What noise is that?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Louie - shut the door, shut the door...
0:26:36 > 0:26:39You left my diary out for everyone to read?! How could you?
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- My hair doesn't smell like ham! - We need to talk about Charlie.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45This is your fault for not getting me a ticket to Wrestle Hysteria!
0:26:45 > 0:26:47SHOUTING OVER EACH OTHER
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Don't you touch me, I know my rights!
0:26:53 > 0:26:58SHOUTING CONTINUES
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Come on.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15How can this be right?
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Loading suitcases for a week and for what?
0:27:19 > 0:27:21For being interested in sports!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23What kind of lesson is that for a child?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25It's a travesty of justice!