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0:00:36 > 0:00:38Eggs from our very own chickens.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Look at the colour of the yolks.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42It's like a golden sunset.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46Let me just show you. Let me take that a second. No. Just need this.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52Hear that? That is like the door of a German car.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Kevin, have you got a minute?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58A little bit of information on Happy Sun Farm,

0:00:58 > 0:01:00where we got the chickens from.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Quite famous, actually. in chicken circles.- Kevin?!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Business - always gets in the way, doesn't it? Enjoy.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13What? I think it's good to let them know we serve our own organic eggs.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15I think they got that from your three hour lecture last night.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18And watch this. Louie, tell your dad what you're doing.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22I'm learning how to speak to our chickens.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Like Dr Dolittle.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26No, I don't think you can actually understand chickens.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28I can. They mostly talk about food.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30See? That's you that is.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32You and your non-stop chicken chat.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- We got any glue?- For what?

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Ben, he's making a Viking scrapbook.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Oh, for your tour with the Scouts. Hang on.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You've joined the Scouts?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43No, Ben has. But they said I can go on their Viking tour.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44I missed it when the school went.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45You didn't miss it, did you?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47You were banned for bringing the sledgehammer.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52I was being Thor, the Viking god! It was educational, it was...

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Charlie!

0:01:53 > 0:01:58Oh! Look at that. Nutritional gold.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Literally. Organic eggs are like three quid for six. Right, Dad?

0:02:02 > 0:02:06- See? Charlie's taking a healthy interest.- There you go.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Oooh, you look nice!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Given up trying to look cool? Good decision.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14No. It's for my new job, duh!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Retail executive at Elgo Stores.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18It's going to be high pressure.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Making snap decisions, leading my team.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Hannah, Hannah, it's a part-time job in a supermarket.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Which you're only doing to pay for those shoes that you want.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Two hundred quid for a pair of shoes,

0:02:27 > 0:02:30what are they made of, unicorn skin?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Zing!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34But they'll pay me more if I've got great ideas,

0:02:34 > 0:02:37like a street dance flash mob in fruit and veg.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Laters.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44It's hard to believe, isn't it? Her first job.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Well, that's the cycle of life, isn't it?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49All the chicks eventually leave the nest.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52LOUIE MAKES CHICKEN NOISES

0:02:54 > 0:02:55All being well.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00You're looking very regal today, Bessie.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05Eh? What's that, Charlotte? Don't you start getting jealous.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08What was that? No, I don't know the football scores.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09THROAT CLEARING

0:03:10 > 0:03:11John.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Kevin. Thought I'd pop across and have a look.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Little chat, you know, it soothes them.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20No need to explain. I do the same thing with mine.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22You've got chickens?

0:03:22 > 0:03:23I didn't get the idea from you,

0:03:23 > 0:03:25it's something I've been planning for ages.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Right. Yeah.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Got ten nice birds.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Just two more than you.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37What breed are yours?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Red Leghorn.- Oh, yes.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44Good bird, yeah. We had one for lunch yesterday. Only cost us £3.99.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Mine are purebred Delawares.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Bessie over there, my prize hen.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55She has got a family tree that stretches

0:03:55 > 0:03:57all the way back to the '80s.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03I'm not obsessed with it. There's more to life than chickens.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04- I better go.- Yeah.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Red Leghorns! They must have seen you coming.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10What are you feeding them?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Add a bit of poo.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Poo successfully applied.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19What you doing with your sleeve? It's only toothpaste.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23I don't want to leave any fingerprints.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25It's not funny! This is fraud!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26How is it fraud?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29We went to the shop and we bought some cheap eggs.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31And we're going to sell them for four times the price!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33That! That's the fraud!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35And where are we supposed to have got organic eggs?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37We'll say we're from a farm.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39People won't believe that!

0:04:39 > 0:04:43- We've got city hands! Soft, pampered...- Not me.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46I've toughened them by soaking them in vinegar for two hours every day.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Ben, they'll believe us because we'll have proof.- Proof?

0:04:59 > 0:05:03See? Proof!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Come on, Bessie, we are going for a lovely day out.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Hey! I'm the new retail executive.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17And...?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19I need you to go and get your manager,

0:05:19 > 0:05:22cos me and him we got to talk ideas.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Or her, I'm not sexist.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25I've got an idea.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26No-one's interested.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Get those beans and make them into a tower.

0:05:32 > 0:05:3514 tins high, 14 tins round.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Mate, I'm your new boss.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40You just talked yourself into a Saturday night shift.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44No, you're a retail executive. Like them.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Where as I am a...?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Senior retail executive?

0:05:52 > 0:05:58That's right. So, I'm the zookeeper and you're the...?

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Monkey.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Lovely organic eggs for sale, Missus, right here!- No.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14It's all in a good cause. We're trying to raise enough money

0:06:14 > 0:06:16so we can keep Neddy, our old sick donkey.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Otherwise we'll have to terminate him.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21"Terminate"? We're supposed to be farmers!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Says the one dressed like an armed robber!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Stop arguing! We've supposed to look friendly!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Lovely organic eggs for sale!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Lovely organic eggs, Missus, come and grab your lovely organic eggs!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Organic eggs for sale, right over here!

0:06:34 > 0:06:39Yeah? What? But where has Bessie gone?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43She's run away? But why?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Why would she do that?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48That's not true!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Tins nicely lined up. Good work.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59You're only doing the ones in front?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01No-one can see what's behind!

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Pretend I'm a customer.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07What a nice display of beans!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Think I'll take one of those.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12They haven't done the ones behind!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15That's not the Elgo Stores I know.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Think I'll take my shopping somewhere else.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22See? You just lost us a customer.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Probably for the best. She seems like a right nutter.

0:07:25 > 0:07:31It was a man. So, take this down and do it again.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34The shoes. Just think of the shoes.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38I wouldn't buy eggs from us.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41We're not right - people can sense it.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- That sounds like a mutiny. - Absolutely not!

0:07:44 > 0:07:50I am completely committed to the platoon... Unit... Whatever.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55No. Sorry ,I got to go, there's some kids selling eggs.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Lovely organic eggs, sir. Nutritional gold.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02I'm catering an organic growers convention tomorrow.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Do you do quantity?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Yeah, as many as you like, sir.

0:08:05 > 0:08:071,000? 300 quid?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Done! We'll even clean off all the chicken poo and feathers.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY

0:08:12 > 0:08:16What? Dad said we can take any order up to 5,000, remember.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Yeah, but you know Dad?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21He doesn't really think things through, does he?

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- So what time you want them for?- By three. That's the address.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Are you out of your mind?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Where are we going to get 1,000 eggs?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33We'll use the money for the Viking tour.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35You mean not go on the tour? Lie to our parents?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Lie to the Scouts?!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39The tour sounds rubbish.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Affirmative.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43I rang ahead to see if I could try out a real Viking axe.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Permission denied.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46How surprising.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Anyway we better go. I've got to get Bessie...

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Bessie? Bessie?!

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Oh, we've got to find her!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Bessie?! Bessie?!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Bessie?! Bessie, Bessie, Bessie, Bessie?!

0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Hope Hannah's all right. I might pop in and check on her.- No need.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10She's like a Cobham Blue, that one. All spiky and independent.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Seriously? Now you're comparing our daughter to a chicken?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Are you all right, Louie?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Bessie's run away. She said she didn't feel loved.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20But I loved her.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Your fault. You fix him.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Eh?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Unbelievable. We've been outmanoeuvred by a chicken.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37I'm so dead.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- You'll be grounded. We'll have to drop the 1,000-egg plan.- Yeah.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45No!

0:09:45 > 0:09:49If we sell the eggs tomorrow, we'll have 300 quid.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51We can buy a new bird like Bessie!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Too late. Your dad will see she's gone by tomorrow.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Not if he's temporarily paralysed by a poison dart.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Or we could just keep him away from the chickens.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02I suppose.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07All right, let's try this. I'm a little old lady...

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Lovely day, isn't it?

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Yeah, all right.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17You scanned that twice! What are you, thick?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20She's a difficult customer.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21I'll reverse it.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Three avocados! I'm being mugged!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26In broad daylight, I'm being mugged!

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Maybe if I press this.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29You haven't got a clue!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31I want to see the manager!

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Please, be quiet!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Ooooh, listen to her! Giving me orders now!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37And I've just had me veins done!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Why? Why are you doing this to me?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44I don't think you're check-out material.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Hi, Dad. I've fed the chickens, you don't need to bother.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Aw. Thanks, Charlie.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02I just need to clean out the coop. Bit of a nasty job.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- I'll do it!- Yeah?

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Yeah. I love working with the chickens. Makes me feel,

0:11:07 > 0:11:10sort of, erm...happy.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Aw. That's lovely. But you need special safety equipment, so...

0:11:14 > 0:11:17I know, so Ben said he would lend me his.

0:11:17 > 0:11:22Sealable hazmat suit with goggles and a very reliable respirator.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23Got them for Christmas.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25He's worried about global pandemics.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29I'm not - I'm looking forward to them.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Right. OK. Make sure you get all the poop.

0:11:38 > 0:11:44- Nightmare! I can't believe we have to clean their poo.- We?

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I couldn't even do the simplest things.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54I was like the village idiot.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I'll check in on you tomorrow, I promise.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Mum, do you think I might be stupid?

0:12:05 > 0:12:11No! No. It takes time to settle into a new job.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Charlie! What you been doing? Shoes!

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Cleaning out the chickens.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18The amount they poo, it's not normal.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19An elephant wouldn't...

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Just clean your shoes! And wash your hands!

0:12:21 > 0:12:26Honestly, those chickens, they're more trouble than they're worth.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Listen, often the people who struggle at first,

0:12:30 > 0:12:35it's because they're really learning things deeply.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38And in the end, they turn out to be the best.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Really?- Yeah.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43You wait, another couple of days they'll be grooming you

0:12:43 > 0:12:45for management.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Thanks, Mum.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50I'm definitely smarter than some of the others.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54I mean, this one girl thought an aubergine was a kind of vegetable!

0:13:00 > 0:13:01CHICKENS CLUCKING

0:13:02 > 0:13:07What? That's crazy! How can she get to France?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Louie, you do know you can't actually have a conversation

0:13:12 > 0:13:13with them?

0:13:13 > 0:13:15I can. But you're not going to like this.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Bessie's gone to France.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22No, Louie, Bessie's... Bessie's, erm...

0:13:22 > 0:13:27Bessie... She is right, er... BESSIE!

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Now one's gone missing? I'm getting fed up with these chickens.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Maybe she tunnelled out.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Filled it in behind her?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46No, this is Royce, this.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47What? Why would Mr Royce...

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Because he couldn't stand it!

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Me having a hen as beautiful as Bessie!

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Now you're being ridiculous!

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Actually, I did see Mr Royce hanging about the gate earlier.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- You see? You see? - That doesn't prove anything!

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Just drop it, Kevin.- OK.- Kevin!

0:14:27 > 0:14:31Bessie? Bessie? Bessie?

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Bessie?

0:14:35 > 0:14:36Kevin?

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Just having a look.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Well, I'm happy to show you later.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Right now, I'm in the middle of dinner.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53I printed some photos of Bessie.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56What's the point?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Mr Royce did not eat Bessie!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00They were having chicken for dinner - so what?

0:15:00 > 0:15:01You weren't there!

0:15:01 > 0:15:04That wasn't a dinner, he was sending me a message.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09I'll talk to all the animals. We'll find Bessie if she's alive.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11And not got the ferry.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I need some money for the Scouts tour.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19I'll drop you at the bus.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21You're busy. I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22It's not for you, it's for me.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25I need to get out of here and see some normal people.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Great.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42I want you to know, I'm going to try harder.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46Good. Cos we just got an call from corporate.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48All the towers we made yesterday?

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- They want to change them into pyramids.- What?

0:15:51 > 0:15:55So, you're going to have to take them all down and rebuild them.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59No! Please don't make me do that!

0:15:59 > 0:16:00With corners.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05If you see her, bring her down to my house. OK?

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Get the word out. Tell the cows, tell everyone.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10There's a reward.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11A can of sardines.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Bye, Mum! You can go now, we're properly supervised.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41- I'll just say hello to Ben and Alison.- No! We've got to go.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Hiya! Looking forward to the Vikings?- Affirmative.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Yeah, sounds like a lovely trip.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49You better go, Mum.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52If we pull out at the same time as you there could be an collision.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Are you embarrassed to be seen with your mum? Here you are.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Go on, have a good time.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03- See you later!- Bye, Mum.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15Go on, drive. Drive.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Finally!

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Right, money.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25My dad gave me that. His eyes were so full of trust.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27There's something wrong with you!

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Right, come on, supermarket's this way.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Nightmare, isn't it?

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Hannah? Hannah?

0:17:46 > 0:17:48We need to buy 1,000 eggs.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Last thing I need is one of your stupid wind-ups.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Get lost before I call security.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Everything OK? - Some kids. They were just...

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Buying 1,000 eggs.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02- And she said she'd give us a discount.- I didn't.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Taking the initiative. I like it.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Show us the money.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11We doing this or what?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Bye-bye, now! Have a great day!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Right, you lot, gather round. Gather round.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Hannah has only been here a day and she just closed a major sale.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Off her own bat!

0:18:33 > 0:18:36She has put the "go" into Elgo!

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Hannah's inspired me to inspire you!

0:18:41 > 0:18:42So, after your shift,

0:18:42 > 0:18:46I'll be giving a talk on creating sales opportunities.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49You needn't come, Hannah, you know it already.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Yes, Tiff, it is compulsory.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54No, you won't be getting paid.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03- We'll put the eggs in these. - Is that hygienic?

0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Doesn't matter. They like a bit of muck, the organic people.- Uh-oh.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13They've stamped the eggs? What kind of idiot stamps eggs?

0:19:13 > 0:19:16One who wants to protect the public from people like us.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17It'll rub off?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Negative on that.- Great.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25So, other kids get to learn about the Vikings

0:19:25 > 0:19:30while we get to spend some quality time with our old friend, failure.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33We'll paint over the stamp so he can't see it!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Don't be ridiculous!

0:19:35 > 0:19:38We can't paint over 1,000 eggs in two hours!

0:19:38 > 0:19:41We have to! Otherwise we'll lose three hundred quid!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44My cousin Ava is having a birthday party.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48There'll be lots of kids - a full platoon!

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- You mean...?- Reinforcements.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Or as the police call it - kidnapping.

0:20:03 > 0:20:09- Hi, Ava.- Alison. My mum said you're not invited cos of last time.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11I'm only here to take you to your birthday surprise.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15Everybody - fall in!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- But Mum's bringing the cake out.- Exactly.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21So, we've got five minutes to get your surprise and get back, OK?

0:20:21 > 0:20:23So - forward march!

0:20:23 > 0:20:27Come on, then. And by the way, I'm Jim.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Ava? Ava?!

0:20:38 > 0:20:39They've gone with Alison.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Bet she'll make them ambush the petrol station again.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50I told corporate about your sale, they are very impressed.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54You're on the map now. Any more ideas, let me know.

0:20:54 > 0:21:00Em... What about a pyramid of tins, but circular?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04I see what you're saying. Combine the tower with the pyramid.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Something different, innit?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Right, you lot! Hannah's had an idea!

0:21:09 > 0:21:14I want you to redo all the pyramids, but circular.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16As in no corners.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19Got to keep it simple for them.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27Remember - the one that does the most eggs gets the best surprise!

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Has everyone got an egg?

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Permission to speak, number three.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Is the best surprise one of those toy robot horses that talk?

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Nice work, number six.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47The rest of you better hurry up, or number six will get the horse!

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Hup, two, three, four.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Hup, two, three, four.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Come on, kids! Let's get you back to your lovely party!

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Uh-oh, hostile at four o'clock.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Mum! They made us work for nothing!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09See, I can explain.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12We were trying to teach the kids the value of teamwork.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Three o'clock. We made it!

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Just about.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28Rob! Get six dozen eggs on for the salad! Yes, Chef.

0:22:28 > 0:22:34Right. 20, 40, 60, 80...

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Look - the paint!

0:22:48 > 0:22:50We need to evac.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Pigs to feed at 1,600.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55We've got to PAINT the barn.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58You know, because the PAINT is coming off.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Oh, right, yeah. Have you got our money,

0:23:02 > 0:23:04cos we need to go!

0:23:04 > 0:23:06I've just got the £240...

0:23:06 > 0:23:07£240 is fine.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09Oi, Chef.

0:23:13 > 0:23:14What's...?

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Just organic chicken poo.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19"Elgo's Stores"?

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Bessie?!

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Someone brought her back to the farm. We knew she was yours from the tag.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- Did a donkey bring her?- What?

0:23:39 > 0:23:40He said he would.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44Thank you.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Bad girl, where have you been?

0:23:50 > 0:23:53A hovercraft? Oh, Bessie!

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Still warm from the coop. Magical.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Lovely.

0:24:00 > 0:24:05Yeah, we haven't had quite as many eggs lately.

0:24:05 > 0:24:11Not since er... Not since our best layer...was murdered!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Put that away!- That? Her name is Bessie!

0:24:15 > 0:24:18And I found her poor broken body in his bin!

0:24:18 > 0:24:20You've been rooting in my bins? He's gone mad!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Have I? Have I really?- Yes!

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Or maybe I am the only one with the courage to say...

0:24:25 > 0:24:29- Look who's back! - Bessie! Bessie!

0:24:31 > 0:24:34She was trying to get the hovercraft to France.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36I'm so sorry about this, John.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37Well, I should think so.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39I come round here, I'm accused of all sorts.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41I've a good mind to take steps.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Here. Our way of an apology.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47No! No! No!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Yes. Apology accepted.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52I'll go get her settled in. Bye!

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Bessie! My Bessie, how could you?

0:24:57 > 0:24:58It's for your own good.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01You and Bessie, it's not a healthy relationship.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04That's not fair! We just wanted to be left alone.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Right, come on, let's go and get Charlie from the Scouts.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Bessie told me she'll never forget you.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10You're a good boy, Louie.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14And she also said you had beautiful hands.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Too far. You've ruined it now.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17It's just a bit weird.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Oh, Tiff, what are we going to do with you?

0:25:24 > 0:25:29Base too narrow, sides too steep. Take it down, start again.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34And your attitude? I'd like to see more smiles.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39What...?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46What you doing?

0:25:46 > 0:25:47We've got to return these.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51You can't return eggs. Especially not in dirty old boxes!

0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Excuse me, ma'am, you need to move out of the way.- No!- Get off!

0:25:55 > 0:25:57I'd help, but I'm weak-wristed.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59You can't do this!

0:25:59 > 0:26:02This place is a hellhole, my boss is a total idiot,

0:26:02 > 0:26:05and selling these eggs is the only reason I'm not stacking tins

0:26:05 > 0:26:07with all the other losers!

0:26:07 > 0:26:09- Hannah?- What?!

0:26:10 > 0:26:15Oh! What I meant was, I love it here!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Let's put the "go" in Elgo!

0:26:17 > 0:26:19You're fired!

0:26:19 > 0:26:25No, you can't do this! My team - they'll be devastated!

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Excuse me! We need to return these...

0:26:28 > 0:26:30EGGS!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Oh, Kevin, love, it's a chicken.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Yeah, it is a chicken, but it's also a friend of mine.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Aaaaah!

0:26:57 > 0:27:02- Aaaaah!- Charlie?

0:27:04 > 0:27:08Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad!

0:27:08 > 0:27:10We got back a bit early, so we just stopped this trolley of eggs

0:27:10 > 0:27:12going into that bus.

0:27:13 > 0:27:19Of...different Scouts...that have just been on a different Viking Tour.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Oops.

0:27:31 > 0:27:35How can this be right? Clean out the chickens for a month!

0:27:35 > 0:27:40And for what? For trying to start my organic food business!

0:27:40 > 0:27:42What kind of lesson is that for a child?

0:27:42 > 0:27:44It's a travesty of justice!

0:27:44 > 0:27:45- Charlie!- Charlie!