0:00:32 > 0:00:34Here we are.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Strong and sweet.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38So is the coffee.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42And I've...
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I've got some... Digestive biscuits.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- May I have a splash more milk? - Two seconds.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52What? I'm in there serving guests.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54I bumped into Cynthia Bryce in the supermarket.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56She said the Terminator is in town. Get off!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- The future robot thing? - The hotel inspector.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02That's fine. We've been inspected loads of times.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Not by the Terminator. You know why they call him that, don't you?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Because.... - Don't say because he's a robot.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I wasn't going to.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Because he has personally closed down over 30 B&Bs.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12One speck of dust and it's over.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14If we get closed down, how are you going to pay for my dance lessons?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16We can do this. We can all work as a team.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Get this place cleaned up.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Yeah. I would, but I've got to go out.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25And this whole team thing, not really for me.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Guest lounge, dirty cups, now.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32What are these?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Negative on hostiles.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Right, so we can add the cinema to the places we can never go again.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55It'll be all right.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I mean, what did we do that was so bad?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01We, meaning you, started firing foam balls at people during the film.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03It was the big battle scene.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I was just trying to 3-D things up a little.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Oh, no, Charlie!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Wow!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13He's amazing.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Look how still he is.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17That's nothing.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21I was hid in my airing cupboard for eight hours just to ambush my dad.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Let's see what you've got.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Uh-huh.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Thanks, Bev. I owe you. Bye.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- You know Beverley from Glenbrook? - Yes.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38She caught some fella last week sniffing her pillow cases.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39And...
0:02:39 > 0:02:42The Terminator is definitely in town. Get the book.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47All right.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49All right, what are we looking for?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Someone who's booked in who looks suspicious.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53OK.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Mr McDonald. - No, no, no. He's been here before.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- He's the one with the little humpback, isn't he?- Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Er... There.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Brian Smith, there. Definitely a fake name.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Arriving tomorrow, staying for one night. That's him. Right.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07We've got 24 hours to get this place ready.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I'm all over it.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Do you want a quick cup of tea?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16No, me neither. No, let's just crack on.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Yeah, yeah. We haven't got time. Haven't got time for tea.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24KNOCK AT DOOR
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- What?- Do you know that biology book we're sharing?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- The one you keep forgetting to bring to school?- Sort of.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I thought I'd save you the bother of forgetting it again on Monday.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Fine, it's in my room.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Hannah, are you still doing that door?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Look at these fingerprints! - I've got to use my hands, don't I?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Do you want me to clean with the cloth with my mouth?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Just do it again.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Is your mum all right? She seems a bit uptight.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Yeah, she's not coping well at the minute with her nerves.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- We're all pitching in.- Oh, no!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Not much good at this stuff.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- I'm useless at cleaning. - Here. Let me.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07That's brilliant.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Could you do a little bit upstairs?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Oh, well, I suppose I could help for a few...
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Thanks, Carol. That's so nice.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Where are you going?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I'm just going to pop up into town for a bit. For supplies.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28If this was the jungle, we'd have leeches stuck all over us.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Do you think you could take that? I could.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Good work, soldier.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- SHE SHOUTS - Carry on!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43He's in a Zen-like state.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46He's probably studied for years.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Bet I can make him move.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55ALL SCREAM
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I don't know why he got so mad.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Now he knows foam balls are his weakness.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09I bet someone took his tin of money while he was chasing us.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- 30p or something. Big deal. - Negative on that.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I'm training myself to observe little details,
0:05:15 > 0:05:16so I counted his money.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17£20, £30?
0:05:17 > 0:05:2030 quid for standing about?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22It's not as easy as it looks.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Yes, it is.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29See?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Let's do it. We can go to the cinema, see the rest of the film.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Outstanding.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37You mean doing this in public?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39But we're not licensed!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Ah!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- John.- Kevin.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I just thought I'd pop across, take a look.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00A bit tacky, these, don't just think?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I just ordered myself some proper statuary.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04A big piece.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05- Imposing.- Right.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Well, I can't unaccountably squat here all day chatting. Got to...
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Not thinking of using that compost on this soil, are you?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Play havoc with your alkaline levels.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Yeah. No, yeah, yes. Yeah, I know that.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21I was going to add the alkaline later.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I do have a green finger.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25You want to get that checked, then.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Carol.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Hello, Mrs Enright. How are you? - What are you doing?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Hannah said you needed a bit of help around the place.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Did she now? Hannah!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- She isn't here, she's gone to town. - And left you to do all her cleaning?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44It's no trouble. The last thing you want to do is
0:06:44 > 0:06:46to get worked up about silly things like this.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Almost finished anyway. - What, all of it?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Just got to tackle the grouting in the downstairs toilet.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Looks a bit tired.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Oh, Carol! Thank you so much!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57It doesn't seem right.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58I like cleaning.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00It's very relaxing.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03And it's good to relax, isn't it, Mrs Enright?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Er... Yeah, yeah, it is, yeah.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Now, how about I put the kettle on and you put your feet up for a bit?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oh, well, I do feel a bit tired.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Are you sure you don't mind? - It's fine, Ms Enright.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Everything is fine.- Aw!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Beep-boop-beep!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35How much have we made so far?
0:07:37 > 0:07:3845p.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41What? That's impossible, I've been on it for ages.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Tourists at 12 o'clock.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Hold it, hold it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Beep-boop-boop!
0:07:48 > 0:07:52A smile? What good's a smile? I can't eat a smile, can I?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I'm fed up with this. Let's go and see how Ben's doing.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Nice one, Ben.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- I'll get some chips, shall I?- As is.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Ben!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Sorry, I was in the zone.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17It's brilliant just not being me for a bit.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Shall I get you some chips or not? - He is fine.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Rendezvous in a few minutes.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- I know you're angry. - That's one word for it.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44This T-shirt was the last one in the shop.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45I had no choice.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Lovely.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53And if you think about it, Carol did a way better job than me.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57So really you should be thanking me for not cleaning.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Don't worry. You don't have to do anything around here anymore.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Really?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Carol has agreed to help out part-time
0:09:04 > 0:09:07and she's going to do your Saturday shift as well.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10But that's my job. How will I get money?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12You won't.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14You can't just get rid of me.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16All I did was go out and buy a T-shirt.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18It's not just that, though, is it?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20You've not been pulling your weight for a while.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22So that's it? You're replacing me?
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Carol is in and I'm out.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, this is so unfair!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34You all right, Louie?
0:09:47 > 0:09:52You have to be very good, Simon. They're replacing Hannah with Carol.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54If it can happen to her, it can happen to me.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Hey, Ben.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Chips.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Chips.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03I'm starving.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Intense concentration and muscle control really takes it out of you.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10How much did we make, then?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13£4.30 until Charlie got hungry.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15You've eaten all the profits?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18We had to do something while you were here enjoying yourself.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19You'll just have to make more tomorrow.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23I'm supposed to be getting the shopping in for my gran.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Do you want to see the film or not?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Fine.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29She's probably got a few tins left.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Ah! What do you think?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41- Is that a...?- Gorilla.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Right.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- A bit odd, isn't it?- Unique.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48A bit like me in a way.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51An imposing presence in an urban jungle.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Yeah.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Yeah, it's all right, I suppose, if you like big monkeys.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56I do.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58I have imagination.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Not the type to settle for a couple of gnomes.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10A statue. That sounds expensive.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Or is it a good investment to show the inspector
0:11:12 > 0:11:14that we are a quality establishment?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Hello, yes, we're looking for a garden statue.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21We'd like a human figure, something classy.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Yeah, I think we'd like a male about...
0:11:25 > 0:11:26HE WHISPERS How tall?
0:11:27 > 0:11:284 foot.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Might be nice to go taller.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Yeah, somewhere between 4 and 5 foot.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Have you got any of those Greeky Roman ones?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I can be Greeky Roman.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40What about that one? Or is that a bit bulky?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Well, it's not like we're going to be feeding him.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I don't need a lot for food.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I'm very cheap to keep.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Really.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51OK, we'll take the young Roman shepherd boy, please,
0:11:51 > 0:11:54and we'll need that delivered first thing tomorrow morning.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55OK, bye-bye.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Sorted.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00A Roman shepherd boy, that's really going to impress the inspector.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Can we have some sheep?- No.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05No, no.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16It's called knocking, Hannah. Let's try that.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Emma and me are supposed to be going skating,
0:12:18 > 0:12:21which is why I bought the T-shirt. But now I have no money.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23OK.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Thanks for letting us know.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28I want my job back.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Too late.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31This isn't over.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33DOOR SLAMS
0:12:36 > 0:12:39That is like a warm pastry hug.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Mmm!
0:12:43 > 0:12:46The inspector is gone to love this. Oh!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Sorry, about breakfast...- Mm-hm.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Oh! Those look lovely.- Don't they?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Our Carol is quite the pastry chef.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Can I have a croissant?- No.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01They're not for ordinary guests.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04There you go, enjoy.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Why aren't you in uniform?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18I can't be bothered standing about all day. It's boring.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I can't make money for the cinema on my own.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I mean, I'm good, but I'm only human.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Look at that. It looks just like you, Ben.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Yeah, if you squint and lower your standards.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32No, I mean, it looks just like you.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35We could stick it in town, people give it money.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Outstanding.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Sorry, what?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Brookville B&B? Got your statue.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Oh, you brought it to the wrong place.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46No, I've got a name and address right here. Look, Enright.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Dad again. Oh, he stepped on a rake and bam!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Right on his face and ever since then he's just not been the same.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Oh, yeah.- Tried to mow the lawn with a bicycle this morning.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56THEY LAUGH
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Look, all I know is I've got to deliver the statue.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Yeah, to our chippy in town.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05No, I can only deliver it where it says on the system.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Fair enough.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10As long as he doesn't know it was you, Maurice Lynam.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11What?
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Well, ever since he had the... bam! he has these rages.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17HE SHOUTS I told you two sugars!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19It's scary.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I've seen him make a grown man cry like little girls.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26It's just best if he doesn't know it was you, Maurice Lynam.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Well...
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Where is this chippy?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Why did you want a statue out here? - It's like an ad.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Stick a bag of chips in one hand and a battered sausage in the other.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44One of your dad's ideas, is it?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Yeah, he thinks it'll be good for business.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50That's why me and my brother stand outside like that. Now, try it out.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Fair enough. Good luck.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59- Can't tell the difference. - Yeah, he can stand still, but...
0:15:00 > 0:15:01..where is the finesse?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Looks like you've got some competition.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25We'll see about that.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Outstanding.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Tsss.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12Mr Enright, will you send someone to look at the window in my room?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Two seconds.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Hello. I ordered a garden statue for delivery this morning and it's late.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Enright.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Roman shepherd boy. No, I don't think it was.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Well, it's not here, so that's my first clue.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great. OK.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30They're going to call me back. They're saying they delivered it.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Sure it will turn up. All the guests' bathrooms cleaned?- Yes.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- All the woodwork wet dusted and polished?- Yes.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37- Napkins?- Ironed.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- Who irons napkins? - People who are having an inspection.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45You might as well vacuum the curtains while you're at it.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Actually, that's not a bad idea.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Do it.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Curtains.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Charlie.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Tuttle.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58What's this?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01It's...my cousin Steve.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Your cousin?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Yeah, don't get too close. He's concentrating.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07That doesn't look like a real person.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10That's how good he is, right, Steve?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12He is concentrating.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Is that why I can't see him breathing?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Exactly. Years of training. Now.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Well, good to run into you.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Nice to meet you, Steve.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23CRASH
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Oops. You better get Steve down to the doctor's.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29I think he's broken something.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Oi! Tuttle, you owe my dad a fortune.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39This statue is defective. I'd like a replacement, please.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Where is the rest of it?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44That's the defect.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45How did it break?
0:17:45 > 0:17:49Let's not get into details about it. Are you going to replace it or not?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50No.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Call that customer care? I demand to see the manager.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00It's true, a pigeon landed on it and it fell apart.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Shoddy.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07No luck, then?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Too bad. Might as well just go home and face the music.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Hold on a minute.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Look!
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Let's get one.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29All right, Louie?
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Just getting packed for when the shepherd boy comes.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- All right, game, is it? - To you maybe.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Do you have a spare hair dryer that I can take with me?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- I don't, no.- That's all right.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I will let it dry naturally from now on.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Tell me again how this isn't stealing.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00We could make loads of money off it so we can come back and pay for it.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03OK, we're going to jail.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Look, one same as the old one.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- You climb on there, grab it. We'll wait here.- Why me?
0:19:11 > 0:19:12You're wearing camouflage.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Not for sale.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43ENGINE STARTS
0:19:55 > 0:19:56I wasn't expecting that.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Look, Hannah, I think we should make an effort to get on.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- I just saw a spider in the guest lounge!- What?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- MOBILE PHONE RINGS - Charlie?
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Where are you, Ben?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Where do you think I am? In hell.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Tell him we're coming. No men left behind.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Just wait till the truck stops, jump off and run.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Run where? I'm miles away. I'm completely lost.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Just look for a bus stop.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Great idea.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07I will pay the fare with the Roman coins I keep in my toga pocket.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08What?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- ENGINE STARTS - I've got to go.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11But, Ben...
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I wonder if I'm going to a new family.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Maybe they'll be rich, with horses
0:21:20 > 0:21:23and they'll let me have mayonnaise shrimp with clams.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29It won't be as good as this, though.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36I'm not going without a fight.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40OK, so we tell dad we saw a UFO
0:21:40 > 0:21:44and they abducted the statue for experiments.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Roger that.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Excellent.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Similar to the shepherd boy, 0%.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06I am sure Dad won't notice.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Let's go and play some video games.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Establishing alibi. Roger that.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24SHE GASPS
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Look what Carol did.- Hannah!
0:22:27 > 0:22:31You should fire her. Who knows what she's capable of?
0:22:31 > 0:22:32What have you done?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Me? I'm trying to put it back in!
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Carol. How could you?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40I didn't do this.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Well, I don't know who else could have.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43You! You did it!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Er... I think maybe I should go. - No, no, no.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Look at this mess, I need you. Please!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I'm much better at cleaning than her.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55I'm sorry, this is getting a bit too weird for me.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Don't, don't, don't, don't. Carol!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00I want my job back.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04What makes you think you can ask for anything after all you've just done?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Well, obviously I've been driven insane
0:23:06 > 0:23:08by the stress of having no money.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Great parenting. Thanks, Mum.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Hello. Mr Enright here again.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Yes, young Roman shepherd boy.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29So you just delivered a gorilla?
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Well, the long hairy arms are my first clue.
0:23:31 > 0:23:36No. I know my neighbour's got one. You just delivered one here!
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Look, just get down here.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Of course there won't be any violence! Why would...
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Unbelievable.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I won't let them swap me for a shepherd boy.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08OK, buddy.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16I've done loads. I need my money. Skating starts in half an hour.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17In your dreams.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Hannah, Hannah!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Living, 7 out of 10.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Hospitality, 5 out of 10. Food, 4 out of 10.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Mrs Newman is the hotel inspector.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39If she closes us down, I still get paid, right?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03- All right, where is it?- What?
0:25:03 > 0:25:04My statue.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07You just couldn't stand me having one up on you, could you?
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Sorry, am I missing something? - My gorilla has gone missing.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12When I find out who took it, trouble.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Listen, I've got a classy Roman shepherd boy arriving any minute.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17What would I want with your gorilla?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19MUFFLED VOICES
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Code red!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24How would I ever know?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- I know you know. - How do you know that I know?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29- That doesn't make any sense. - I just don't know. I know.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37It was Carol.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38I sacked her.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40She was a liability.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45No, no, no, no.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48I don't see my gorilla in 30 seconds, I'm calling the police.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Oh! Call the police, let's see what they've got to say.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Mr Enright?- Yes!
0:25:55 > 0:25:56I don't want any trouble.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Look, just give me the Roman shepherd boy, please.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03All right, all right, calm down, calm down, steady on.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Now, you must understand...
0:26:06 > 0:26:08..that if I swap this statue for the other one,
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I've got to take it back, all right?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14I'm not going to let them take me anywhere!
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Louie!
0:26:17 > 0:26:19HE SCREAMS
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Stop shooting! It's Ben!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26SHRIEKING
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Did you notice our toilet paper is triple quilted?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31It's the best in Scarborough.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32You can't swap me for a shepherd boy.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36No, don't push!
0:26:39 > 0:26:40My gorilla!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Oh!
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Oh, please don't close us down.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- I knew it.- What?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- It wasn't me. I didn't take it. - Stick to your gnomes, mate.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55You couldn't handle a statue like this.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- Don't fuss.- Sorry.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I found your stature, Mr Royce.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Do I get a reward?
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Charlie!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Come on, Bruce. Let's get you home.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17How can this be right?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Stick an entire statue together.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23And for what? For trying to earn money to go to the cinema.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25What kind of lesson is that for a child?
0:27:25 > 0:27:27It's a travesty of justice.