0:00:34 > 0:00:35Good morning, Hannah.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37No, it isn't! If it's so good,
0:00:37 > 0:00:38how come Sophie Baxter's
0:00:38 > 0:00:40uninvited me to her party?!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Well, you don't even get on with Sophie.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43What about all your other friends?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45My other friends, who are going to Sophie's party?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Well...there's always Carol.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49So?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51HE LAUGHS
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Like Carol would want to hang out with Hannah!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Carol would LOVE to hang out with me.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56She thinks I'm well cool.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Yeah, no, yeah, no... that's what I meant,
0:00:58 > 0:01:00cos she's always sort of, "You know, can I...?"
0:01:00 > 0:01:02And you're always like, "Oh, what...?"
0:01:02 > 0:01:05I'm just going to fix this.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07OK, I'll call Carol. Happy?
0:01:09 > 0:01:10(Hopeless!)
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Dad?
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Yes, champ?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Do you think one day they'll make robots that look like people?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Who knows? Maybe they already have.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Then how do I know I'M not a robot?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Well. B-Because you've got feelings, haven't you?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27But what if the robot factory put feelings in me,
0:01:27 > 0:01:28to make me more realistic?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Yes, no, good point. Then I don't suppose we'd ever know
0:01:34 > 0:01:36unless we opened up the top of your head
0:01:36 > 0:01:38and had a little look inside, would we?
0:01:44 > 0:01:48The humans want to open us up and learn our secrets.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50We must be on our guard.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- There's your fruit salad.- Thank you.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57And your full English, Mrs Rigby.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Thank you.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Now, would you like any sauce with that?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Um...some ketchup, perhaps?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- SCREAMING BEN:- Can we stop now?!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Charlie! - Kids, eh?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Yes. Not my kids, though. Obviously.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Probably some off the estate.- Yeah.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- It's not their fault, really. I blame the parents.- Yeah...
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Although, you know, the parents probably are trying their hardest,
0:02:19 > 0:02:20whoever they are.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Obviously not trying hard enough.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23SCREAMING CONTINUES
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Mind you, we've always been very lucky with Nathan, haven't we?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Your son?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Nephew. He's in the finals of the Pride Of Scarborough.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32We've come up to support him.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Oh.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36"Scarborough's Premiere Award For Child Bravery."
0:02:36 > 0:02:39He saved a horse from drowning.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Mm...very unusual.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44They can surprise you sometimes, can't they?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- BEN:- LET ME GO! ARRRRGH!
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Yes, they can.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- POTTERY SMASHES - Charlie!
0:02:50 > 0:02:51(Would you excuse me?)
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- CHARLIE:- Outstanding.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Sorry, Mrs Enright. I was dizzy and I tripped over it.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Collateral damage.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Do you have to be so irresponsible all the time?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Yeah, Dad! I mean, leaving it there. Ben could have been killed!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06I was talking to YOU!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09It was an accident waiting to happen.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11And now it HAS happened, we can all relax.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12That was your grandad's gnome.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Honestly, I've had it up to here with you, Charlie Enright!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17You're right, Mum.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18I'm sorry.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I shall go.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Get right out of your way.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Like on a roller coaster!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26If you give us some money, we can all go.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28You are getting nothing until that's repaired.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I've had enough of you showing me up in front of the...
0:03:30 > 0:03:31SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Oh! Mrs Rigby.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Do you know, turns out it was one of my kids after all.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42That ketchup?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Yes! Of course. Yes.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I want that back to me in one piece or you're grounded.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52But it's The Hurricane - it's the scariest roller coaster ever!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53It's its last day in town!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Back. In. One. Piece.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57HE SIGHS
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Worry not, Charlie.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Fixing stuff is a lot simpler than it looks.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03TOASTER FIZZES AND POPS
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- Incoming!- ARGH! - THUD!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06TOASTER FIZZES AND CRACKLES
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Yep, that's done it.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Hi, Carol. I figured you don't get out much,
0:04:10 > 0:04:12so maybe tonight, me and you...
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Sophie's party? Seriously?!
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Well, yeah, I was invited,
0:04:16 > 0:04:19but I've got something much more interesting to go to.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Oh. That interesting thing's starting, so I've got to go... Bye!
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Ugh...
0:04:25 > 0:04:27It's a gnome. He's just a kid.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31So's the Rigbys' nephew - and he's up for Pride Of Scarborough award.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- He saved a horse from drowning. - Y'see, I thought horses could swim.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Cos they're quite big, aren't they, horses?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38So you imagine they'd hold their breath for, like...
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Well, if you multiply the volume of...
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I don't want to calculate the lung capacity of a horse, Kevin!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I want sympathy.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I know what'll cheer you up. Have a look at this.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49A hot tub?
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Picture it - you and me,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53having a lovely, long soak as we watch the sun go down.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Mm... The dying rays playing on a line of bedsheets.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Sounds wonderful(!)- OK, well...
0:04:59 > 0:05:01just come to the showroom, see what you think.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Apparently, the bubbles are very therapeutic.- Mm.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Hmm!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10And they have got lights - red ones, blue ones, green ones.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11(Lots of coloured lights.)
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Well, I've not decided yet...
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Finished!
0:05:25 > 0:05:26What...is that?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28It's a gnome.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31OK, maybe a mutant gnome.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32I said repair it!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34No, you said you wanted it back in one piece.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Listen.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Repair my gnome, or you're not getting any pocket money
0:05:38 > 0:05:39until you're 57.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41That's so unfair!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I won't even want to go on the Hurricane then!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44HE SIGHS
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Charlie, just so you know, I'm probably a robot.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51But they've programmed me to think I'm a kid.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Yeah. I've heard that happens a lot. Right, Ben?- Er...
0:05:58 > 0:06:01But now you've worked it out, they'll probably have to
0:06:01 > 0:06:03take you back to the factory for re-programming!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05But I don't want to go back to the factory!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I like it here.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Yeah, I know. It's a shame, isn't it?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Unless... They might let you stay
0:06:11 > 0:06:14if you do everything the humans tell you to.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Which humans? What should I do?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Glue this gnome back together while we go on the Hurricane
0:06:20 > 0:06:22and I'll put in a good word for you.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Thanks, Charlie!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I mean, "Yes, master."
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Brainwashing an eight-year-old? How rewarding(!)
0:06:32 > 0:06:34I'm helping him develop a healthy imagination.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Now I've just got to get some money from the tin.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Louie! You've locked us out.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Oh, no! I'm malfunctioning!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Oh, well. Mum says roller coasters cause high blood pressure.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52No need to worry. Mr Royce has got a spare key.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Come on.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- HE KNOCKS - Mr Royce! Open the door!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01It's your old friend, Charlie!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04The neighbour says he's gone away for the weekend.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I'll kick the door down.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08No! You can't kick someone's door down!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11It's standard SAS procedure.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13We're not the SAS!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15We don't need to be, cos he hides a spare key under there.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Outstanding!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19But isn't this breaking and entering?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21No, it's just entering.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29I'm definitely going to have to quit
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Junior Neighbourhood Watch after this.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Assessing the terrain.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Verdict...
0:07:34 > 0:07:35bouncy.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Aw, sweets!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40They've got an alarm!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42So what? I mean, it hasn't gone off, has it?
0:07:42 > 0:07:46It might be one of them silent ones that's hooked up to the police.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Got 'em.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Great - can we go now?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Or is there any other part of this nice man's house
0:07:52 > 0:07:54that you would like to eat or jump on?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55A QS9!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57A QS9?!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59These are super expensive.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Assault Team Bloodstorm! A game so violent it was banned in China!
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Stick it in!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07No. We can't play that here! What if someone catches us?!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Hmm. You're right.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Thank you.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11We'll take it back to mine,
0:08:11 > 0:08:14bring it back tomorrow before Mr Royce gets home.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24There we go, Trevor. Good as new.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37We serve the humans well - and this is how they repay us?
0:08:37 > 0:08:41See? Nothing to worry about.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Nothing? We just committed burglary!
0:08:43 > 0:08:44It's not burglary
0:08:44 > 0:08:47if we're going to break back in to give everything back.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Order of operations?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50We'll go to mine, grab the cash,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53go on the Hurricane, vomit, then have a monster sesh on the QS9!
0:08:53 > 0:08:54POLICE SIREN WHOOPS
0:08:56 > 0:08:59The alarm! It WAS wired up to the police.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Why do you guys NEVER listen to me?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Oh, Officer, I'm so glad to see you here!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05What's all this?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Well, I was going to the shop to buy some jelly beans
0:09:07 > 0:09:10and I saw this bad man coming out of Mr Royce's house.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Oh, yeah? Description?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Big, bald and muscly. You know, like your typical robber.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I ran at him, and he just dropped this.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22A QS9. Probably planning to sell it on the black market.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25What's a QS9?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Could you show me where you surprised him on the property?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yeah, sure. Um, my pleasure.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Woo-hoo, hot tub! - Can we afford it? Are you sure?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40It's not about whether we can afford it, it's about our happiness.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42And massage jets on three different settings.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Yes, but what good are massage jets when we're bankrupt
0:09:45 > 0:09:46and living in a bus shelter?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Well, at least we won't have tense muscles...
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Trust me, this'll be good for business.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52If people find out we've got a hot tub in the garden,
0:09:52 > 0:09:54they'll be queuing around the block.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56We should change the name of the place to Brookville Spa,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58like they did with The Royal.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Yeah, but The Royal's got a sauna and a steam room.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02We've got a shower that fogs up
0:10:02 > 0:10:04cos the cord on the extractor fan's broke.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Hey, hang on...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Explains why there were no signs of forced entry.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- KEVIN:- Charlie?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14What's going on? Charlie?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15This your son, madam?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I'm really sorry. Whatever he's done, we'll pay for the damages.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21I'm not arresting him. He just prevented a burglary.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Was I a good boy, Mum?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Er...was he?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29He's been a very brave kid. You should be very proud of him.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I don't WANT to be the Pride Of Scarborough.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Don't you want everyone to know what a brave thing you did?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41No, I want to go on the Hurricane
0:10:41 > 0:10:43and be spun around until I go, "BLEAURGH!"
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Listen, if you just do this one thing for me,
0:10:45 > 0:10:48then you can be sick as many times as you want. OK?
0:10:48 > 0:10:49- But...- You're doing it.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Go and smarten yourself up - we're going in five minutes.- Ugh!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Is this all because that Rigby lad pulled a horse out of a lake?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Course not.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59See, this is exactly the sort of competitive nonsense
0:10:59 > 0:11:02that will melt away when you get in the hot tub.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03We're getting a hot tub?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Oh, yes indeedy.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07The Bubbleator 2000.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11180 jets, air injector, and a low-powered filtration...
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Whatever! Can I have a hot tub party?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16What's a hot tub for, if it's not for spreading the lurve?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Oh, wicked! Sophie Baxter's going to be gutted
0:11:19 > 0:11:22when everyone comes to MY party instead of hers.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Or punishing an arch-enemy?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Listen, when the fitters come,
0:11:25 > 0:11:28don't be running around getting them cups of tea and nibbles.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29It makes you look soft.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30No, it makes me look friendly.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33They're not interested in being your friend, they're fitters.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Just let them do their job. It's not brain surgery.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37It's just a machine.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Just a machine?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I suppose that's what you said about the toaster.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I...don't think I said anything about the toaster.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46We're nothing to you! Nothing!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51You've got that, haven't you? See you later!
0:11:57 > 0:12:01I'd like to register a late entry, please. It's Charlie Enright.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Hello.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Oh, hello, Mrs Rigby.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Thanks for coming to show your support.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Nathan really appreciates it.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Oh, no... I'm here for my son, Charlie.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13He foiled a burglary.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Really?
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Brave boy.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18I know.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Still, pulling a horse out of a lake, that's very impressive.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23In its own way.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Wow. All these kids look really heroic.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Yeah, but I bet none of them has stopped a burglar.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36No. And neither have we! You haven't STOPPED a burglar,
0:12:36 > 0:12:38you ARE a burglar!
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Ben! Careless talk costs lives. Probably yours.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I'm sorry. I spoke out of turn. I apologise.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Just promise me one more thing. No more lies.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52I promise. I won't lie any more unless I think it'll really help.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Great, see you round mine.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Oh - don't tell Sophie.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02I'd love to invite her,
0:13:02 > 0:13:04but there's just not enough room in the hot tub.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06See ya later.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Ha!
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Get it while it's hot, boys.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Thanks, pal.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16We'll put it close to the mains,
0:13:16 > 0:13:18make sure the pressure's nice and high for you.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Put it where you like. You're the experts.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Just don't leave the toilet seat up or the wife'll kill me.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25THEY LAUGH
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Fairy cake?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32The horse may have broken my leg...
0:13:32 > 0:13:35How long does this go on for?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38..but leaving it to suffer
0:13:38 > 0:13:40would've broken my heart.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- ALL:- Aww...
0:13:42 > 0:13:44(That was very good.)
0:13:44 > 0:13:46What's that? A prize?
0:13:48 > 0:13:49It's the key to the city.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51The key to the whole city?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Unlimited access?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55We could go on the Hurricane as many times as we liked!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Go straight to the front of the queue.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Well, it's more of a cerem...
0:14:00 > 0:14:01And next up we have...
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- Charlie Enright. - HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:14:09 > 0:14:11This award is called Pride of Scarborough.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14But really it should be called "Proud of Scarborough."
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Because without the amazing support from this town
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I could never have foiled that massive,
0:14:20 > 0:14:25massive, MASSIVE burglary...
0:14:25 > 0:14:26single-handed...
0:14:28 > 0:14:31..against a big muscly man with nunchuks.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44If this award has taught me anything
0:14:44 > 0:14:47it's that they might be able to steal our games consoles
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- but they'll never be able to take our courage!- Ohh!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Of course. Of course he won.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58I should learn to expect these things.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00See, it's not about the glory, Mrs Rigby.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02It's about doing the right thing.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Ooh, look, there's the photographer! Winner over here.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10The fair closes soon. We don't have time for photos. Come on!
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Charlie!
0:15:11 > 0:15:15I think he's finding all the attention a bit overwhelming.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- You could always take a photo of the runner-up?- No! No.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Come and take a picture of Charlie later, at our house.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Be more of a personal touch.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Right near the spot where he foiled the burglary.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Quick tidy-up...
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Come on, then.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34And...hot...
0:15:34 > 0:15:35tub.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Hello?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44What's happening now?
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Close to the mains. Like you asked.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48No. It needs to go out the back. You'll have to move it.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Sorry, we're late for another job.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- I don't want a hot tub in the front garden!- It's not my problem, pal.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Come on. That's not fair. I made you tea! We talked about football.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58You'll have to call the head office.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00The fairy cakes, by the way - did you bake them yourself?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yes, I did, actually, because
0:16:02 > 0:16:05there's nothing wrong with being in touch with your sensitive side,
0:16:05 > 0:16:07you bunch of slack-jawed cavemen!
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Move! Out the way! Out the way! Move! Move! Move!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Three for the Hurricane, please.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Best seats you've got, right at the front.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22He's just won the Pride of Scarborough.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23I think it's gone to his head.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25£6.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28What? No. That's for normal citizens. I've got this.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29That is not legal tender.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31It's the key to the city.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34It means I get to go on everything for free.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Who's next?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40You can't do this to me! I'm the Pride of Scarborough!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42I'll tell the Mayor on you!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Ow! Get off!
0:16:46 > 0:16:48No. No. No. I don't think you understand.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I baked them fairy cakes. They can't do this to me.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Hello? Hello?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- What's this?- This is the Bubbleator 2000 hot tub. Ta-dah!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58But what's it doing there?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I...I asked them to put it there. I think it looks snazzy.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03No. Ask them to move it.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Uh... Well, yeah, no, I can't do that. You see, I rang head office,
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- and once it's been plumbed in they have to leave it.- What?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11This could be a good thing. It's starting a new trend.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Street-side hot tubs - just sit back and watch the world go by.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Hello, Mrs Parker!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Kevin! The Mayor's coming in an hour for a photo shoot.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23The Mayor in the hot tub? Good idea!
0:17:23 > 0:17:25No! She's not having a photo shoot in the hot tub!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27It's for Charlie, he's won the Pride of Scarborough!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30That's great news! Why don't we celebrate with a nice long soak?
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- No-one's going to want to soak in that!- Whoa.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I think you'll find the youth of today are a little more open-minded.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40You have totally ruined my life!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44OK, OK... We are pioneers here.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46This is going to take a while to get used to.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48It's like a walk-in shower or an indoor toilet.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Kevin, nobody is going to want to use a hot tub in the front garden.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56You watch...
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Kevin!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01When people see me in this,
0:18:01 > 0:18:06customers will be queuing around the block.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08At least put some proper trunks on.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11What's the matter, Helen? Afraid of the future?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Ah! Yes!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Oh. Hi, guys. The bins are over there. Yep.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Ooh.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I can't have a hot tub party in the front garden!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I can't think about your hot tub party now.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- I've got the Mayor coming. - Great! Even the Mayor's against me!
0:18:33 > 0:18:34PHONE RINGS
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Hello?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Hello, Mr Royce!
0:18:39 > 0:18:40GIRLS LAUGH
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Yeah, yeah, they laughed at the Wright brothers too,
0:18:42 > 0:18:43and look where they are now!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Well, they're dead. But they were very popular.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51That's what's wrong with people today. No vision.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54This for the guests?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Oh, well... In theory...
0:18:56 > 0:18:57The...
0:19:01 > 0:19:02So...
0:19:03 > 0:19:05How are you finding Scarborough?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07It's all right.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Oh, yeah, stretch out. That's fine. Yeah. That's not weird.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Not weird at all.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Yes, he did. We're very proud of him.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- How long is this photographer going to be?- Ssh!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24CCTV footage on your laptop?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Well, I'm sure the police will be very interested
0:19:26 > 0:19:28if you've got security footage.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I'm so sorry your holiday's been cut short, Mr Royce.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32If there's anything we can do...
0:19:32 > 0:19:34OK. Bye now.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37- Where are you going?- Erm...
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Going to go and walk Ben back home
0:19:40 > 0:19:43because you can never be too careful these days with all these criminals.
0:19:43 > 0:19:48- No, no. You can't go anywhere until you've had your photo.- But...- Ah!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50OK. We'll go to my room.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59We'll go and delete the footage before the police see it.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01But your mum said we can't go anywhere.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04We're not going anywhere. We're going somewhere - Mr Royce's.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Now, come on.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09The police took the key!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12We could climb up the roof and go down the chimney.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Good idea!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Charlie...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Charlie?- Oh. Hi, Mr Royce.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19We've just come to see how you were.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Oh, well, yeah... A bit shaken up, obviously,
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- but listen, about earlier... - Don't mention it.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I mean, anyone would do the same, especially for someone like you.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Oh, thanks.- Except for the part where I chased him over the fence,
0:20:30 > 0:20:31that was pretty special.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I'd love to hear the whole story,
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- but the police have asked me to do some checks, so...- Typical!
0:20:36 > 0:20:37They're making you do the work
0:20:37 > 0:20:40while they sit around eating doughnuts, probably. Ha-ha-ha!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Ha-ha! Doughnuts. Very good.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47No, but... It's not fair, really, especially if you're shaken up.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- You just need to relax. - Well, I suppose...
0:20:50 > 0:20:52My dad's just got a new hot tub.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Really?
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Yeah. Top of the range.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58He reckons no-one else on the street would be able to afford it.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Does he now?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Well... Maybe I will pop round, just have a quick check.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Yeah. You treat yourself. I'll stay here and look out for burglars.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15You know what? Maybe I should go too.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Just what I thought.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19You distract him while Alison takes the key from his pocket.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- No, that's not exactly...- Quiet!
0:21:21 > 0:21:25It's a covert operation behind enemy lines.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27I'm pretty sure it's called pickpocketing.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Strange place for a hot tub, though, isn't it, the front garden?
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Well... Some of us don't follow trends, my friend, we set them.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Is this even legal?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Who knows? I'm pretty much too relaxed to even care.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46OK, so here's the plan. I'll punch Ben on the nose.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Sorry, what?- Not hard. Just enough to draw some blood.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Are you out of your mind?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Then you'll run in, tell them you got attacked by a hooded man.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- They'll panic.- I'm panicking! - Then while they're distracted,
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I'll go and get the keys out of Royce's clothes.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Genius, it'll definitely work.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02If you like it so much, why doesn't she punch YOU on the nose?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05I'm not doing it. Nose punching is a line that I will not...
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Oh.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10I wasn't expecting that one.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I loved the nose plan.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Consider it filed for future use.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Oh, come on!
0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Hello.- Hi.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Oh, thanks, Mum. These are for my party, yeah?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- If you want food, you make it yourself.- Grr!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44What's cornflour? Where's the food?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Anyone seen my flip-flops?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48You're dripping all over the floor!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Here. Stand on that.- OK.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52What? Why are you cooking?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55The Mayor's coming. I can hardly serve her Hula Hoops.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57We've got Hula Hoops? Where?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I don't know why you have to put on a big show.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01We're a perfectly normal family.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12We're probably being filmed right now. This'll be on Crimewatch.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Not if we wipe the footage.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Will you stop messing about?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18There's three minutes until that alarm calls the police!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Fingerprints!- What?
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Two minutes to go!
0:23:21 > 0:23:25I can't find it. His filing system's a shambles.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Right, that's it. Let's take it back to mine, keep looking.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I'll bring it back tomorrow with a note saying sorry.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Robbing him again? That's your solution?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Trust me. I'm the Pride of Scarborough.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Welcome to our home. Go on through. Charlie will be down any minute.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43He's just getting changed for the photo.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Are guests invited?
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Oh, definitely. Please come and help us celebrate our triumph.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- (Where's Charlie?!) - I dunno. He's not in his room.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Right. I'll keep them talking. You put some trousers on.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01SIREN WAILS
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Oh, dear. Sounds like another poor so-and-so's been burgled.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09HOUSE ALARM WHOOPS
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Hang on. That's my alarm!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Hello, hello.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Welcome to my party.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20There it is.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24There's not always a bloke in it!
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Are you going to be long?
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Hannah, are we having the party in your front garden?
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Yeah. The front garden's where everyone has their hot tubs now.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38I read about it in Vice.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Nibble?
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Is that a Rich Tea biscuit with a cheese slice on it?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49SHE LAUGHS
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Yeah.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Laptop's missing. No sign of forced entry.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58And you've got the spare key.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Fortunately my work laptop has GPS.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04So all I need to do is open the security app, and...
0:25:06 > 0:25:08PHONE BEEPS
0:25:09 > 0:25:10..follow the beeps.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17This is cool, isn't it?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Your brother's creeping me out.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22I have to serve my human masters.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Enjoying the hot tub?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28The factory men! They've come to re-programme me!
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Hello? Can I help you?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32We're investigating a robbery. And while we're here,
0:25:32 > 0:25:34that piece of equipment is in clear breach of planning regulations.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36We're going to have to shut it down.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39You can't shut me down! They gave me feelings!
0:25:41 > 0:25:42What's going on?
0:25:42 > 0:25:47Ah, well. Thanks, Hannah. Still time to get to Sophie's.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- No! Don't go!- Out of the way, Kevin. Police business.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Our shower's like a steam room!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Nobody ever knows they're raising a hero.
0:25:56 > 0:26:01I mean, you hope, you pray, you try to do the right things, you know,
0:26:01 > 0:26:02but at the end of the day
0:26:02 > 0:26:05there was always this little voice inside my head saying...
0:26:05 > 0:26:09- Helen, the police are here.- "Helen, the police are..." What?- The police?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11They're probably here to congratulate Charlie.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Could you tell me what's going on, please?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19We have reason to believe there is stolen property up here.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22No, we're celebrating the Pride of Scarborough here.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- Don't be ridiculous! That's... - Charlie's room?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Hello, everyone. Just catching up on some homework, you know.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31PHONE BEEPS
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Got to set a good example now I'm a role model.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37BEEPING GETS FASTER
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Oh, no, I wouldn't go in there if I was you.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41It's full of dirty washing...
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Hi, Mr Royce.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Surprise! We stopped another burglar...
0:26:52 > 0:26:55He tried to steal that, so we took it off him and hid it.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58In there. With Ben.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Don't worry, I'm not expecting a reward, you know.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Unless you're offering...?
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Smile!
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Help for Horses! Help for Horses!
0:27:16 > 0:27:17How can this be right?
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Collecting money for injured horses. And for what?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24For setting an inspiring example to the local children?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26What kind of lesson's that for a child?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28It's a travesty of justice.