0:00:32 > 0:00:34You can't confiscate private property!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Who're you working for - the Sheriff of Nottingham?
0:00:36 > 0:00:40It's illegal to carry an offensive weapon on the street.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43But it's part of my Halloween costume! I'm the Grim Reaper.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47You'll think of something else. Little Bo Peep?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50That cost me two quid down the scrap yard!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52The government owes me two quid!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Laugh it up, boys. But I'm taking names.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Awww!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Tuttle.- Did the nasty policemen ruin your little cossie?
0:01:02 > 0:01:03What's with the peg leg?
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Remember that kid trick or treating last year, with the broken arm?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Oh, yeah, everyone felt sorry for her so she got all the best...
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Hang on a minute. You're pretending you've only got one leg!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Genius, isn't it? I'm going out as Long John Silver.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19I've made up a really sad story.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23About how I lost my leg saving my puppy from a dolphin with rabies...
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Propaganda - he's winning hearts and minds.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30I'll be getting so much I'll be chucking half in the bin!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Why don't you follow me round, pick it out?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45And he's pretending he has only got one leg!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47He can't do that! That is so wrong!
0:01:47 > 0:01:48I know. But it'll work.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Once people see him acting all pathetic they'll...
0:01:51 > 0:01:55That's it! We'll go out before they see him! We'll go out really early!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58A pre-emptive strike? Outstanding!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02You know. Or we could just tell on him?
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Are you saying we should turn informer?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Absolutely not. I was just testing you! You passed!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Right. We'll go out really early and with great costumes!
0:02:18 > 0:02:23Ohh! My foot, it's agony! It's been shattered like glass.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I am really sorry. The pumpkin just slipped out of my hands.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Imagine if I was lying on the floor.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31That pumpkin would have gone straight on my head,
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I'd be dead by now!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I'm writing my will in case I die.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41I'm leaving you Simon, Roger and Pete. Pete's the lamp.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43You are a bit young for a will, aren't you, love?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45But I might be taken.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Nigel Thompson said Halloween is when ghosts and witches snatch children.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51There's no such thing as ghosts and witches.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53You said there are no wolves in England.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56And I found out there is - in the zoo.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00The only ghosts and witches that you see on Halloween are just
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- little kids dressing up. - All of them?
0:03:03 > 0:03:07All of them. You've got nothing to worry about. It is absolutely fine.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- OK, got the X-ray.- My foot! It's like an animal's claw!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15That's what X-rays look like! She's more the creative type.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Nothing broken. Just a tiny fracture of the little toe.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22That can't be right! I'm in agony!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24All right, I will get you a wheelchair.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Unbelievable! What a witch!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29A nurse, Louie. She's just a nurse.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Just been to the post office to pick up these.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47High-end fireworks, from Germany. Yeah.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Nice to do something for the kids, isn't it?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Yeah, they are great, the Germans. For the smaller rockets.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Connect to the network, OK? - Yep.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01What's all this?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04For my fireworks.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06What?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Once you scale up, you need computers.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12And a proper launch pad for the bigger rockets.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15The ones with the multi-programmable warheads.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20- Right...- It's a lot of work, but it's worth it. For the kids.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I need to go.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Who?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Nikola Tesla. The father of electricity.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41And he wears just a white coat? No mask or weapons?
0:04:41 > 0:04:42He is a real person.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46So was General Patton! But at least I made an effort.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Real gabardine with authentic replica sidearm.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53But Mum took it. Said it looked too real.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58Just like my scythe. But I thought of how to make one that's even better.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh, no! Your foot's broken?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10It's a slightly fractured toe.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12A toe! That's nothing. It's fine!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- The pain I'm in and nobody even cares!- We do.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19She doesn't! And she's the one who dropped that on me!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Come on, let me give you a hand.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Ohhh!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Nice cup of tea?
0:05:28 > 0:05:33- Maybe...one of those.- No way. They're for the trick or treaters.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36They are Swiss chocolate, top quality.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Too good for me, are they? - Let her have a few.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41No, they cost me a fortune, these.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Making up for last year when your dad gave out bargain store toffees.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47"All natural", it said on the label!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Brought the kids out in orange hives.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Why do my plans never work?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I got fireworks for Bonfire Night, but Royce has to go one better.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Computerised, multiple warheads. - I'm sure you can both do fireworks.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01No. This is me, this. I think too small.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05I'm tall, but inside, I'm a little, little man.
0:06:07 > 0:06:12Oh, don't you lot look great! Hang on a minute! Is that...? It is!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14The lamp out of the guest lounge!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- We're just borrowing it! I'm being creative!- Charlie! No!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- No?- NO!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24OK, then what about using this upside down?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28A brush?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32No, you're right. Pathetic, isn't it?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35A little man with a sparrow's heart.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38The Grim Reaper without a scythe!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42It's pathetic, no-one will give me anything! No-one will even...
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I've just had a stroke of genius!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48A wheelchair? What good is a wheelchair?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55That's really good, Ben, the way you're acting so sad.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00It's not an act! I am sad! I was going to be Tesla, the father of...
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Hey! Your costume was not up to scratch
0:07:02 > 0:07:04so you have to be the wheelchair guy!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06The FAKE wheelchair guy!
0:07:06 > 0:07:11And we said what Tuttle's doing was really bad. How is this different?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14We're doing this to stop him! We're fighting against evil!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18But don't you see? By fighting evil, we ourselves are becoming...
0:07:18 > 0:07:22OK, people, this is it! We're going in!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24What if someone recognises me?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27My good family name dragged in the mud!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Who even talks like that?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Oh! - Trick or treat!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42You're early. Lovely costumes!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45And you're...a monk?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49The Grim Reaper. I got my scythe took off me.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh. And you're...?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55General George Smith Patton. At your service, ma'am.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Sweet!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00And you're...?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03An Olympic gold medallist. It was always his dream.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Wasn't it, Jim?- Mm.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08And then his family went on holiday to Africa
0:08:08 > 0:08:12and he got bitten by this thing like a mongoose, except bigger and he
0:08:12 > 0:08:16caught this disease and ever since his legs have been like rubber.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Right, Jim?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20But I'm on the mend.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22You're such a brave boy.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Here!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28You have to face the facts, Jim,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31you are going to be in this wheelchair for years.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Oh, have the lot.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Thanks. You're ever so kind.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Feel the weight of that!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Outstanding!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I think this might be the worst thing we've ever done.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- What? You should be proud! - Proud?!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Yeah, you made that lady feel really good about herself -
0:08:56 > 0:08:59she helped a poor kid in a wheelchair.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Yeah, but I'm not a poor kid!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'm a liar, a fraud, a despicable...
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Ben! Save your energy, cos look!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08It's going to be a long campaign.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Trick or treat!
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Oooh! Come in. Oooh, I am frightened to death!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Look at you lot, you look fantastic.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22My mum said we're not to take anything from you
0:09:22 > 0:09:24if it came from a bargain store.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28No, no, we've lovely things!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32We've got Swiss chocolate... You stay there, I'll get you some.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- Where's all the stuff I bought? - My stomach, it's in agony.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44You've eaten the lot?!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47What am I going to use for trick or treats?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50First the pumpkin, then you feed me all the chocolate.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55- It's like you're out to get me. - Please! There must be something...
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Bit of a problem with the chocolate.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01There you go, help yourselves to a digestive.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04My mum was right about you.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06She said, "Don't bother with the Enrights."
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Come on, let's go to a proper house.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Your mum is wrong! We are good people in this house!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Good people!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Tonnes! Literally tonnes of chocolate!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Supplies for the whole winter!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Cheer up, Ben. Here, have some chocolate.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I'll never eat chocolate again.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36You've ruined it for me after what I've done today.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- Oi! What you doing out so early? - Thought I'd get a head start.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I can't get anything good. Everyone banging on about him.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45The brave boy in the wheelchair.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Hang on! I know you!
0:10:50 > 0:10:54No...I am Jim. I live on...Bathurst Avenue.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Maybe you have seen me down there, right on the other side of town.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01No, I saw you walking through the park the other week!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Picking up dried leaves, putting them into a book and making notes.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08What're you doing? You can't pick on someone in a wheelchair!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11He's pretending! You stole my idea!
0:11:11 > 0:11:15You need to step away right now. Or I will hurt you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18I'll be seeing you, mate. Count on it.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Do you hear that? He'll be seeing me!
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Sounds very threatening. - Relax, Ben. We've got your back.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Come on, can we go? We've made our point, had our fun.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- It is time to stop.- We will. After we have done loads more houses.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Come on, guys, think about it!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Which is more important, our reputations,
0:11:39 > 0:11:42the good names of our families, or a few bars of chocolate?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Good point, Ben.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47BOTH: Chocolate!
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Mum! There's some children dressed up as ghosts!
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Ssh! They'll hear you!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- If they're not real why are you scared?- Louie, be quiet!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- You mean they are real? - Ssh!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- KNOCKING - Enough of the hiding!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I'm not sneaking around my own house like a burglar.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Who cares if a few kids say the Enrights didn't give them anything?
0:12:13 > 0:12:18I do. I do. I care. I always care. I am going to go to the shop.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20No treats, but here's a trick.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31And I will have a dozen of the mini-bars
0:12:31 > 0:12:34and two dozen chocolate coins.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37These are all high-quality stuff?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40The best. But is good to be careful.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Last year, some man gave to my kids bad toffees.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Then they have orange lumps. - Hives, probably.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50No, lumps. They had to go to hospital.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53If I could find that man...
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Oh, you have the old-fashioned fireworks. Look!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- You want?- Nah. I don't really do fireworks anymore.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03It's all about who has got the biggest. Pathetic, isn't it?
0:13:03 > 0:13:08No-one buys. Not even Tupelov, the best fireworks in the whole world.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Tupelov?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Are they legal?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24In many parts of Russia.
0:13:28 > 0:13:34What kills me is the trust in their eyes as we lie and cheat and...
0:13:34 > 0:13:39I'm parched. I know what'll cheer you up. We'll buy you a nice drink.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Pineapple?- I just want to go home.
0:13:41 > 0:13:46- Yeah, we won't be a minute.- Charlie! You can't just leave me here!
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Charlie!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Lovely evening, isn't it? I'm just enjoying the fresh air.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I'm not lonely. I'm just waiting for my mates.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Hey, you!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Charlie!
0:14:09 > 0:14:10I know you can walk!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Charlie! Charlie!
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Get back here!- Charlie! - I'm going to get you!
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Stop chasing me!
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Charlie! Tuttles!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- I'm going to get you.- Charlie!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Help!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Help! Help!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Arghh! Help!
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Help!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Are you all right?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Tom! Tom!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02I'm fine! I'm fine!
0:15:02 > 0:15:07Oh! Your wheelchair - it's badly damaged.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08It's all right.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12I've actually landed in quite a comfortable position so, er...
0:15:12 > 0:15:14My friends will be along shortly.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Tom! This poor boy! Let's get him inside.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Er, no!
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Just... Just lean me up against the wall.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26My mum will find me, she always does.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Don't be silly!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Come on, Tom, I'm taking all the weight here!
0:15:33 > 0:15:37All right, Reggie. We'll patrol the house till Halloween is over.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Make sure no witches or ghosts get in.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42KNOCK ON DOOR
0:15:42 > 0:15:44OK, maybe we'll just patrol upstairs.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50There's someone there! I can see her!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Have a look, can you see? Can you see?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54All right, let me see.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Who's this coming?
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Ah, here he is!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- All right there, Kevin?- Yeah.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Oh!- Helen?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Hello!
0:16:04 > 0:16:08You've caught me doing a bit of um...cleaning.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10We did knock. Didn't you hear us?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I must have been so absorbed.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14She loves cleaning, this one.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17When she starts, she's like a dog with a little chewy treat!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Sorry, that came out wrong.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Kids, kids, come on in! Come on in!
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Cleaning without cloths or mops. Just use your hand, do you?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Hey, look, sweets!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30There you go! Kids, look at that!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Hannah in? She texted about her broken foot.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Yes, go through.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Hey, Hannah! Brought you some magazines.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Cheers.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Your foot!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47I thought it would be in a cast.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49It's not that kind of break.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Really? I thought a break always needed a cast.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53To knit the bone.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56I don't know, do I? I'm not a doctor!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I'm in agony, and everyone is just on and on at me!
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Aren't you a bit old for trick-or-treating?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I'm going to Wendy Stokes's party.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Wendy Stokes is having a party?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Yeah, massive fancy dress.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Marquee, two bands, a proper DJ from Leeds...
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Didn't she tell you?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Yeah, she did. I remember now.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Pity you can't go. It'll be awesome.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Yeah. This rotten foot...
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Oh! You hear that?- What?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Something just clicked into place! It feels way better!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Maybe I can go to the party.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Why don't you have a little look at this?
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Right. Yeah. That is er... Phew!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Summits at 5,000 feet.
0:17:54 > 0:17:59Then four 16-ounce warheads simultaneously detonate.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Kaboom!
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Very spectacular.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yeah, fantastic. If anyone sees it.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Sorry?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08People don't know you're doing fireworks. You haven't told them.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- Oh...- Pity really, after all the money you've spent.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Guys! Let everyone know there's going to be a massive
0:18:15 > 0:18:17fireworks display right here!
0:18:17 > 0:18:21No, they're coming round to mine for Bonfire Night. It's a tradition.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Tonight! It's happening tonight.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25What? You can't do that!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Fireworks are for Bonfire Night!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Well, the kids are out already, it's a nice little treat for them.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33They'll still come to your little thing with the sparklers
0:18:33 > 0:18:35and the jelly... Hopefully.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Comfy?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42I'll call your mum. What's her number?
0:18:44 > 0:18:465...4...
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I don't remember.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52That's not a problem. What's her name and address?
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Um... I don't remember.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I don't remember anything from before the crash.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Did you bang your head?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I don't remember.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07What about your name?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Wait! Your friend - he called you Jim!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16That sounds familiar.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27He's not answering.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30He's deserted. We'll have to abort.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32What? And give up on a tonne of chocolate?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36I don't think so! We need to find another wheelchair.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Hospital!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I don't think you should walk on a broken foot.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Toe! It's just a toe!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Shhh!
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Dad! My toe, it sort of clicked back into place, didn't it, Jenny?
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- Er...- I think it's OK, I think I can go out now.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Hang on a minute.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Half an hour ago, it was, "Oh, the agony! Shoot me now!"
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- I got better.- You are not walking on that foot, end of story.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Walking! Of course not walking! I'll go in the wheelchair!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Jenny's going to push me. Aren't you, Jenny?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Yeah, sure.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Well, that sounds all right...
0:20:11 > 0:20:14All right. Just for a little while.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16I'll go and get your chair.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I've got this witch costume from last year.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21It's actually pretty cool. This big wig and...
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Er, the chair. It's gone.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Charlie!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Where's the wheelchairs? I could have been hit by a bus!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Or shot by a Glock nine millimetre.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Exactly. And no wheelchair! What kind of hospital has no wheelchairs?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Can I help you?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Yeah, we're here to see my dad.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Mr Shaw?- Yeah.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47He's expecting you. Come on.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Oh, no, we know the way.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51We're just going to pop to the shop and get him a few things first.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54You've got to come now. He's about to go down for his op.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58You all right?
0:20:58 > 0:20:59No.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11Look, I know you're disappointed, but there'll be other parties.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14And they're never as good as you think.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16You imagine all sorts, don't you?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Your mates out there having the best night of their lives.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Them thinking it's only so good because you're not there,
0:21:23 > 0:21:26maybe you're holding them back...
0:21:26 > 0:21:31Maybe if they drop you completely their lives will be better.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Then you end up all alone, no mates,
0:21:34 > 0:21:38like that woman who dances on the side of the Bridlington bypass,
0:21:38 > 0:21:42with the things in her hair and the gums.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46But you know, it's just tricks of the mind.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51In all honesty, that will most probably...
0:21:51 > 0:21:52not happen to you.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54So... Yeah?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Yeah?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12This lad, can you show me where he is?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14He's in here. ..Oh!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Not used to your chair.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I overstretched a bit and took a... Took a tumble.
0:22:27 > 0:22:32Well, it was a bit more of a rolling tumble...
0:22:34 > 0:22:38All right, Jim. Right, we're going to lift you.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40OK, on one, two, three!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Right, we need to get you some proper help.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Mr Shaw, someone here to see you.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58All right, Dad?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Who's this?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03It's the anaesthetic. Your dad's a little disorientated.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05It's not the anaesthetic!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I've never seen these two before in my life!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09It's me, your son! Henry!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11What's going on?
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Say goodbye to your dad.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- You've got me mixed up! - Bye, Dad. Love you.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17I don't want the operation! This is ridiculous.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19See you on the other side. Hopefully.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20You've got the wrong man!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Don't worry, he'll be fine.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24No, stop!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28It won't be dark for an hour. You can't expect us to wait!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Half an hour. It'll be dark enough then.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32These kids are trick or treating.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34If they don't go now, all the chocolate will be gone!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37No, no! We're going to start the fireworks right now!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Daytime fireworks? Don't be ridiculous!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42We're going to start with this one.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Ah-ha, me hearties!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29A pirate! Brilliant!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31It's not just a costume. I really do only have one leg.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34My pup, Freddie, was attacked by this dolphin with rabies.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Fantastic!
0:24:35 > 0:24:39If anyone asks where you got these very expensive sweets,
0:24:39 > 0:24:41you say Brookville B&B.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42OK, got that?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Brookville. B-R-O... Oh, look!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Whoo!
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Whoo!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Kevin, do something!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12It's fine. It's fine!
0:25:13 > 0:25:16It's not fine! Just run! Run, run!
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Take cover!
0:25:17 > 0:25:20I think you've been really brave, Reggie...
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Get out, witch! Get out!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Stop!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Run for your lives.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Take cover! Take cover!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Get out! Get out!
0:25:36 > 0:25:37What are you doing?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Hannah!
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Wooo! Yeah!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07That was great, guys, wasn't it?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Yeah!
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Right. Come on, we're going. It's not safe here.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Come on. Surprised at you, surprised, Kevin.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Firework like that - it needs proper anchoring.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Just a slight miscalculation. Don't go!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Do you want to give me five minutes before I put the rockets on, or...?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31No. Yeah...
0:26:34 > 0:26:37He'll wake up perfect. This'll be like a dream.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41But Dad! He didn't even know who I was.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Don't worry, love.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Maybe I just need a rest.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49- Maybe I could just sit in that wheelchair for a minute.- Of course.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57Maybe you could leave me outside for a bit, in the fresh air...
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Good idea.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Don't worry, Jim, top class team here.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06They'll find out exactly what's wrong with you.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12No man left behind.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14A wheelchair! I need a wheelchair!
0:27:14 > 0:27:16My leg! Watch my leg!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18What's happening now?
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Charlie, are you all right?
0:27:19 > 0:27:22He's fine. He's just a bit upset about his dad's operation.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Charlie?
0:27:29 > 0:27:30Charlie!
0:27:33 > 0:27:37How can this be right? Cleaning up after the council bonfire!
0:27:37 > 0:27:41And for what? For being creative with my Halloween costume!
0:27:41 > 0:27:43What kind of lesson is that for a child?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45It's a travesty of justice!