0:00:31 > 0:00:33But it's educational.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Please! How can a remote-control helicopter be educational?
0:00:36 > 0:00:37You're such an idiot.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40It's not an ordinary one, it's got a spy cam on the front.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- Brilliant for... - Spying on people?
0:00:42 > 0:00:45It could save lives as well. If I saw someone drowning...
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Charlie, you are not having a remote-control helicopter,
0:00:48 > 0:00:51A, because it costs £90 and, B, because when we bought you
0:00:51 > 0:00:54a remote-control boat, you put Ben's hamster in it.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58That was science. We were testing to see if hamsters are intelligent.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00They're not.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02That depends who you compare 'em to.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04I think this one's a bit better. Is it?
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Well, it's unusual.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09By which she means pathetic. But really, you knew that, didn't you?
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Making a scarecrow, I thought the stand would be the hard bit,
0:01:13 > 0:01:17but the head's a nightmare.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I could make you a brilliant one.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21For 90 quid.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I think I need to get another pumpkin.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Not now. Fergal's coming. Remember? Pat's husband?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Yeah. Yeah. Spending the entire day with a bloke I've never met before.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Can't wait.- Oh, he's nice.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Really into hill-walking. Bet you'd like hill-walking.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Translation - she wants you out the house.- No.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Well, you are in a lot. - No, no, that's not true!
0:01:40 > 0:01:44I went out for a drink with the book group guys last month.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Or was it February?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Look! My old dance group have made it through to the Scarborough
0:01:49 > 0:01:51heats of Yorkshire's Top Talent!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54And they've changed their name to Random Cru!
0:01:54 > 0:01:55What were they called before?
0:01:55 > 0:02:00Hannah Cru, obviously. I'll drop by rehearsals, give them some tips.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01On what? Losing(?)
0:02:01 > 0:02:05You won't be laughing when we win 100 quid, you povvo.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07What? 100...?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11She's right! The winner of the heat gets 100 quid!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17DOORBELL RINGS Oh! That'll be Fergal.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Oh. This should be a laugh(!)
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Fergal! Come in.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Greetings. I come bearing gifts.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Oh, we've already got those. But thank you, lovely thought.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- So, this must be the famous Kev. - Kev-IN!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Hello, mate.- Hi.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Right, I'll put the kettle on.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44- Do you want to...- Yeah.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49So, how have things been, Fergal, since the, um...
0:02:49 > 0:02:53It's all right, you can say it. Since I got the boot. Fine.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Obviously, I miss the factory. - Yeah...
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- Fergal was a manager at the ventilator plant.- Oh.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Sounds fascinating.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Kevin used to work in a bank. Didn't you, Kevin?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Yes. Yes. But I've always been creative. Lots of outside interests.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Inside interests, more like. He's never out of the house.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16If I put my detective hat on...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:03:18 > 0:03:23..I put it to you, sir, that one of those interests is woodworking.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Lovely bit of joining. And the filigree - did you do that?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Just something I knocked up. Yeah.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34You're right, mate, you are creative.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Do you know a bit about woodworking? - Nah, I'm all thumbs with timber.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40What about pumpkins?
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- Yes, I have been known to carve the odd bit of fruit.- Really?
0:03:45 > 0:03:50Listen, I don't suppose you could do better than that?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- These humble instruments are at your disposal, sir.- Oh!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oh, he has got an invisible hat.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09And now I shall put this pencil through this coin.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Whoa! How did you do that? - A magician never tells.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19But it's so cool.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23It's a trick coin. Look, it's got a flap and everything.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- Outstanding!- But seriously,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- do you think I'm good enough to win Yorkshire's Top Talent?- No.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33But I think you're good enough to win Scarborough's heat.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35And then...
0:04:35 > 0:04:37helicopter with spy cam!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Now, just promise me that we're not putting animals in it.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Definitely not. It'd wreck it!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45This is expensive hardware.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48That's what you said about the boat, then you put Monty in it.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Bet he made it to Ireland.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58And one and two and three and four...
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Duck and cover, guys. The H-bomb's back.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Hannah?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Heard about the old Yorkshire's Top Taz.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Obviously me quitting was the wake-up call you needed.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09So I'm back.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Actually, we've got a new lead dancer now.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Vicky?
0:05:18 > 0:05:22The substitute backing dancer? Are you having a laugh?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Watch and learn, hobbit.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28DJ, hit it!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36'This is for those who'd like a moment.'
0:05:36 > 0:05:39MUSIC: Skip To The Good Beat by Rizzle Kicks
0:05:41 > 0:05:43# Yeah, yeah, yeah
0:05:43 > 0:05:45# Yeah, y'all, yeah
0:05:45 > 0:05:48# Check the rhyme and rhythm It's nice and different
0:05:48 > 0:05:50# Plus it's bright and brilliant Kind of how I like my women
0:05:50 > 0:05:53# That's the right opinion Although at night I'm slipping
0:05:53 > 0:05:55# When I never ring her she thinks that I'm a villain... #
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Is the hat on straight?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I love what you have done with the hair.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01The hair is lovely.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02All right. OK.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Ta-da!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Don't worry, love. It's not real.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I know. It doesn't have legs - it can't catch me.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17I think I'm just going to go upstairs and not be here.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21So...what do you think?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I think you should make sure it doesn't face next door.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Mrs Campbell's got a weak heart. - The eyes are Fergal's idea.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Classic Fergal, that! - Turns out I do have a creative side.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Not that they cared at the factory.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Well, thanks for your help, Fergal. - Fergal's going to stay for lunch.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39We'll pop this in the garden, then chill and watch a DVD.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Rhapsody In Wood - A Hundred Years Of Chair Making. Sounds brilliant.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Lunch? I haven't got much in.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I'll eat anything, Helen.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Couple of chops, peas, roasties, whatever...
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Right... Erm...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59What else can we do?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02# ..Wanna be smart but I don't like learning
0:07:02 > 0:07:04# Wanna be fit but I don't like running
0:07:04 > 0:07:07# Then I see you and I wish I'd done something
0:07:07 > 0:07:08# I like your style
0:07:08 > 0:07:10# Been watching you for a while
0:07:10 > 0:07:12# I said, oh, yeah
0:07:12 > 0:07:14# Let's dance and then let's skip to the beat... #
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Hannah Cru!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23So, I'm back, yeah?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Um, maybe I should dance before we make a final decision?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- If you want to embarrass yourself. - Hit it!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33MUSIC RESTARTS
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Yeah, that was all right. A few bits you need to work on.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Hands up who wants me as lead?
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Sorry, Hannah.
0:08:02 > 0:08:07But you can be with my pointers, they showcase my skills. Watch.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11SHE SIGHS
0:08:18 > 0:08:21When I get on stage I need to project an aura of confidence.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24You'll be fine. Stop worrying about it.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27You're right! Worriers never look confident.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28I need to stop worrying.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I can't! Now, I'm worrying about worrying!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Oh! This isn't good! - Gumballs, three o'clock!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Jaw-breakers! Ben, lend us a quid!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41All right! Let's not get too distracted.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I need to practise my act, you need to give me feedback.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I'll be able to concentrate better when I've had gumballs.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Yeah, nothing like a brightly coloured ball of sugar
0:08:49 > 0:08:51to focus the mind.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54It's not working!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I gone and given you my trick coin!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04That's one of my best bits! We need to get it back!
0:09:07 > 0:09:08It's stuck...
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I'm against the use of force.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Unless it's absolutely necessary.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16No... You can't do that! I can reach up...
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Oh!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24My hand's stuck!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Hang on!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Hang on...
0:09:33 > 0:09:35We need to get you out of there, Ben.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37A wolf in a trap would gnaw off its own leg.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Just saying.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oi! What are you doing?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Not again!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48THEY CHUCKLE
0:09:54 > 0:09:56You can stare all you like, Crow Man.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59But you'll never catch me. I've got legs!
0:09:59 > 0:10:00IT CREAKS
0:10:00 > 0:10:02HE GASPS
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I've phoned the engineer
0:10:07 > 0:10:10and he can't get here for four and a half hours.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11What? We can't wait four hours!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13He's got a magic show to do.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16I look at him there, I don't see magician.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Come on, son, have a sit down. And a cup of tea...
0:10:21 > 0:10:24No, he's highly allergic to...milk.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27His throat, it swells up, it's horrible. It's all like...
0:10:27 > 0:10:29HE GAGS AND CHOKES
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Urrrgghhhhh....
0:10:34 > 0:10:35I'll get you some lemonade.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40What did you tell him that for?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43We can't wait four hours. We'll have to fix this ourselves.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Ben, we're mobilising!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49We can't do this! This is insane!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Oi!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53You little...!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56TV: '..the lumber into four pieces...'
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Oh! Lovely hammer technique.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01It's amazing, every time I watch this, I find something new.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Here we go! - Lovely jubbly.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07No roasties.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Fergal did ask for roasties, love.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Do you know, I have not had the time.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17You know, with the shopping, looking after the kids, running a B&B...
0:11:19 > 0:11:20All right, then?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Yeah. Just a little bit of brown sauce, Helen.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Oh, and some mint sauce, room temperature.- Oh, yeah!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Oh, here comes the claw hammer.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Look at that!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:41 > 0:11:44No, Chloe, it's not... It's...
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Don't have a go at Chloe! She might be a rubbish dancer...
0:11:47 > 0:11:52but she's a human, too! I say it's time for a change!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I think Gemma for lead dancer!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Me? No! I'm not good enough!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59You've got to believe in yourself, hon.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02But you're right, you're not good enough.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04So, who else could it be...?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Someone who has experience of leading a crew...
0:12:11 > 0:12:12But who...?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14What are you, thick?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Obviously, it's me!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18What about this?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Hands up who thinks we should kick Hannah out of the crew?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25SHE SIGHS
0:12:25 > 0:12:27(Asking me for brown sauce...
0:12:27 > 0:12:30(They are useless!)
0:12:35 > 0:12:37GUMBALLS RATTLE Sh!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39It's not me, it's the machine!
0:12:39 > 0:12:40SSSSH! Get up to my room.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Charlie, you want some lunch? - (Freeze!)
0:12:43 > 0:12:44QUIET RATTLING
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- What's that noise? - I didn't hear anything.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Hi, guys. You want some lunch?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53No, thanks, Mrs Enright, we're fine.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Affirmative. Meaning negative on the food.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59We had a lovely dinner at Ben's.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Pork, chicken and cake.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05OK, well, better get on.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07It's an Italian recipe.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09From Venice, I think.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14I'd love to go to Venice, see all the canals.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17The gondolas at sunset, magical...
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Fascinating.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22But I really must get on.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I'll do it, Mum. Changing the bed sheets and that.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28What? Why would you...?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I've been thinking I need to help out a little more.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- What have you done? - Done? I'm being...
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Is there something in your bedroom?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Is that why you won't let me upstairs?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- No... There's nothing in my bedroom. - Come on. Out of the way.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41< ARGUMENT CONTINUES
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Mum! Help, Mum! >
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Go!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52It's after me!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- Oh, Louie...! I moved it. - What's the emergency?
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Will you tell him that's not real?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01I've got to go and sort Charlie out, he's up to something.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03HE SIGHS
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Louie, that scarecrow, it's just a pumpkin and a couple of sticks...
0:14:07 > 0:14:09You've probably heard the stories,
0:14:09 > 0:14:12haven't you, about them coming to life?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17About how they hunt down kids and put them up on a stick.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20And they turn the kids into scarecrows and just leave them
0:14:20 > 0:14:23in a field, for ever, for all eternity...
0:14:25 > 0:14:27But they are just silly stories.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29You don't need to worry.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Hey, Fergal, do you want to see my drill bits?- Yeah!
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Hi, Mum!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Just tell me, have you done something really bad?
0:14:44 > 0:14:49No! it's Ben. He's in the heat for Yorkshire's Top Talent later.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53So, we're just having a bit of R and R.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54All right.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Good luck, Ben.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05The stress of this! Get it off me!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Mind you, if we can't, you could do an act with it,
0:15:08 > 0:15:10you could dance with it. You could... OW!
0:15:12 > 0:15:13It was just a thought.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Don't suppose you've seen three kids with a gumball machine?- Nah.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Well, they've stolen it. So, if you do...
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Actually I did see some girls down the community centre,
0:15:29 > 0:15:31smashing up a gumball machine,
0:15:31 > 0:15:35saying they had to destroy the evidence. Could that be connected?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Definitely.- Well, I've heard their leader, Vicky Carter,
0:15:38 > 0:15:40is a right little crim. Up to all sorts.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48And then, I showed them my moves and they said I was way better
0:15:48 > 0:15:50and they asked me to be lead dancer!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53That's fantastic, Hannah!
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Parents can come, too.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57So, I was thinking you and Dad could make a huge banner that says
0:15:57 > 0:15:59"Hannah, She's The Greatest Dancer".
0:15:59 > 0:16:02No. But we'll clap.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04All right, better go and get ready...
0:16:06 > 0:16:09I like a nice bit of pine. But you're the boss, Kev.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12No, I like pine, pine is da bomb.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Hey, Fergal's had a brilliant idea!
0:16:13 > 0:16:17We're going to build a proper garden shed.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18At Fergal's?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- No. No. Here. You said we should get one.- Just take a couple of weeks.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Well, that's a lot of work, Fergal. You sure you can spare the time?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28No, I can be here seven days a week. I've got nothing else to do...
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Hey, Hannah's in a heat of Yorkshire's Top Talent.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- We've got to go. - My Vicky's in it, too!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Oh, well, great! We can go together, then.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- Yeah(!) - MOBILE RINGS
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Vicky! I was just talking about you.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43What? What? Calm down. WHAT?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Don't worry, darling, I'm coming.
0:16:48 > 0:16:53It's my little princess! She's been taken down the police station.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Decoupling complete.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Brilliant!
0:17:00 > 0:17:01How is this brilliant?
0:17:01 > 0:17:04It's less obvious. Maybe now, you can do the magic show?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Are you out of your mind?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09How am I supposed to do delicate sleight of hand
0:17:09 > 0:17:10with a giant gumball hoof?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12He's right.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14But a wolf would gnaw off its own...
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Will you stop saying that! I'm not gnawing! Nobody's gnawing!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- There's only one thing for it... - You're right.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22We'll go back to the shop, apologise to the shop...
0:17:22 > 0:17:25You coach me! I'll do the magic show!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Sorry? What? - Excellent! The old switcheroo!
0:17:28 > 0:17:32That's ridiculous! You don't know the first thing about magic!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35The wardrobe of disappearance - how is that going to work?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37You put someone in it, they disappear.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Yeah, but how? HOW do they disappear?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42And sawing someone in half? How are you going to do that?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44I don't know. You'll teach me, I'll practise.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Yeah, but who's going to be stupid enough to let you....
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Louie, you want to help us with our magic act, buddy?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I don't like it here. I don't want to be a scarecrow.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Me neither, buddy. Me neither.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- P.A.:- 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Yorkshire's Top Talent.'
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Hi, I'm here to win the heat. - You're early.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Yeah. I'm a magician. I've got to set up my equipment.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Name?- Ben.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23And I'm Jim, in case you're wondering. Good ol' Jim.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- Jiminy Cricket. Jim-Jim-Jim-Jeroo. - You're a ventriloquist?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Oh. Yeah, I'm not performing.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Last-minute stage fright, eh?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Come on, show me, I bet you're brilliant.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38- MUFFLED:- Get back in the box, Dumbo!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- MUFFLED:- No, I don't want to get back in the box!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Well, there's always next year.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50I haven't got a Ben down here.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Oh, he's got a stage name -
0:18:53 > 0:18:54The Great Decepto.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I thought it'd sound a bit more mysterious.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Daddy! Daddy!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10It's all right, love. What's going on?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14A witness saw Vicky smashing a stolen gumball machine with a hammer.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- I didn't, Daddy! I didn't! - I'm sure we can sort this out...
0:19:16 > 0:19:18No, no, Fergal, don't be reasonable.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21The last thing these people respect is reasonable.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Now, listen, my name is Kevin J Enright.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26The J stands for Justice - and so do I.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Yes, exactly.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31And now...
0:19:31 > 0:19:32empty!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Cool!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Where has she gone?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Into another world far, far away.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40But soon she'll be back,
0:19:40 > 0:19:43because when we open the door...
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Voila!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Piece of cake. Now, what about that one?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51You've got to get this absolutely right.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54So, Louie has made sure he has tucked his feet
0:19:54 > 0:19:57into the top half of the coffin.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58- Right, Louie?- Yeah.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00So, this is empty.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04The fake feet can be activated by this button here...
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Which creates the illusion
0:20:06 > 0:20:09that Louie is at full length in the coffin
0:20:09 > 0:20:13which makes it absolutely terrifying for the audience when I do...
0:20:16 > 0:20:17When I do...
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Totally unrealistic. You've severed major arteries,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- there should be massive blood spatter.- In your version,
0:20:26 > 0:20:29where the whole audience need years of psychotherapy.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31OK, got it.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Why all the fuss, Ben? I am going to be amazing at this.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40But what happens if the little man starts to fight back? Oh, yes...
0:20:40 > 0:20:43What happens if the little man has the heart of a giant?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Well...
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Nah, she's not one of them.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- All right, you can go. - No, hang on, I haven't finished yet.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I had a bit about the... OK. Four down, "Gryffindor".
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- P.A.:- 'Well done to Brian Phelps for his farmyard impressions.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05'And in a moment, we have Acrobaby!'
0:21:05 > 0:21:08You're beautiful. When I die I want a coffin just like you.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09THUDDING
0:21:09 > 0:21:12RUMBLING
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Scarecrow head! It's come for me! I must escape to another world!
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Still no sign of her!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22I can't believe Vicky would let us down like this.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Only one thing we can do -
0:21:24 > 0:21:28go back to the old routine, I'll dance lead. All right?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31But we'll keep the pointing.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Only now, you're pointing at me.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Kevin, I'm at the talent show now.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Give me a call and tell me
0:21:37 > 0:21:39everything was all right at the police station.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Not that I'm not worried, just... Anyway, call me. Kevin...?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- He's brilliant, he catches them every time.- Yorkshire's Top Talent!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Why didn't you call me? - Oh, I clean forgot.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Got caught up in the fight against police oppression...
0:21:52 > 0:21:55He was fantastic. Next one, I'll try one with my eyes closed.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Yeah... Go on! Go on! Here we go.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00One, two, three...
0:22:00 > 0:22:01No, maybe later.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03SHOWBIZ MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:07 > 0:22:09'And now, give it up for The Great Decepto!'
0:22:09 > 0:22:12APPLAUSE
0:22:12 > 0:22:14That's my boy! That's my boy!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Ladies and gentlemen,
0:22:18 > 0:22:22you are about to witness the greatest carnival of conjuring
0:22:22 > 0:22:24ever seen by human eyeballs.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27For my first trick, I will need a mobile telephone.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29You, madam?
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Thank you.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Now, watch - if you dare!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40(Charlie! The double! Swap it for the double!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- (Charlie...) - SMASHING GLASS
0:22:43 > 0:22:45(No! No!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47(Charlie! Charlie!)
0:22:53 > 0:22:56As you can see, I've smashed the phone.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00But watch in amazement, as the phone is...
0:23:00 > 0:23:01TINKLING
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Ahem...
0:23:07 > 0:23:08It'll be all right in about an hour.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Whoo-hoo. Let's raise the roof. - APPLAUSE
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Thank you, thank you.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19And now, for my next trick, The Wardrobe Of Wonder!
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Now, I need another volunteer from the audience? Anyone?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Melanie Wight - you're volunteered.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Step inside my magic door,
0:23:32 > 0:23:35and I'll do some magic which'll make the crowd go, "Cor!"
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Are you from the other world?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44You should stay there. My world is scary.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Whoooooo!
0:23:46 > 0:23:50And now, to your astonishment, you will find she has disa...
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Turned into a boy!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Is this the other world?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55It's just like mine...
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- Hello? Hello? - BANGING
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Am I the king here?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- Let me out! Anybody there? - BANGING
0:24:03 > 0:24:05And in one hour, he will turn back into a girl!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Hello? Hello? Let me out! - BANGING
0:24:08 > 0:24:11And now, my final trick! The Coffin Of Chaos.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16You'd better pull something out of the bag, pronto!
0:24:17 > 0:24:20For this, I need a member of the audience to volunteer
0:24:20 > 0:24:23so that I can saw them in half. Anyone?
0:24:23 > 0:24:24I'll do it!
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Thank you, Fergal.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30You're my best mate, Kev. Don't want to see your boy hanging.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34You hear that? We're best mates!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39And...point!
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Gemma, lose the bendy banana finger!
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Sorry, Hannah.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Sorry I'm late.- Vicky!
0:24:49 > 0:24:50- When are we on?- "We"?
0:24:50 > 0:24:54I don't think so. You couldn't be bothered showing up,
0:24:54 > 0:24:58- we had to change the whole routine. - We don't care! We want Vicky!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00You want a crim for lead dancer?
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- She's been charged with stealing a gumball machine!- How do you know?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Just...heard?
0:25:07 > 0:25:09From who? You've been here,
0:25:09 > 0:25:12you've haven't talked to anyone... It was you!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- You lied to the police to get rid of me!- No! I...
0:25:14 > 0:25:17I'm telling my dad! You're toast!
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Ladies and gentlemen!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Behold, as I, The Great Decepto, saw a human in half!
0:25:23 > 0:25:26They're not the fake feet!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28He hasn't told him to tuck his legs!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Charlie's a big-picture guy.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31Not good on detail.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34"Details"? He's about to cut someone in half!
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Charlie! Charlie!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Dad! Dad! I found out who lied to the police! Her!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Wait till I get hold of her! Let me out!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- Ssssh! I'm trying to win 100 quid here!- Let me out, son.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Don't worry, I'm not actually going to saw you in half.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Look, fake feet.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52I felt that!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55I felt that! Help! He's going to chop me in half!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Don't worry, ladies and gentlemen, it's all part of the act!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01No, stop!
0:26:01 > 0:26:03- No-o-o-o!- Daddy!
0:26:03 > 0:26:05CRASHING
0:26:06 > 0:26:08- Fergal! - (Ouch.)
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Shut it down!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14It's now or never, guys!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:16 > 0:26:18HE YELLS, GLASS SMASHES
0:26:23 > 0:26:28That's the thug who framed my Vicky!
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Her?
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Just promise me one thing, make sure she's punished!
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Course I will. Whoever that is.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Hannah! Hannah! Come here!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Your dad wants to punish you.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Her dad!- Fergal, Fergal... our plans, the garden shed!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- Don't throw that away. - You're dead to me, Kev. Kevin.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Can I have my hundred pounds now?
0:27:04 > 0:27:06At least we've secured the gumballs. Want one?
0:27:06 > 0:27:10I forgot to say. I'm allergic.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18I like it here.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23How can this be right?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Public humiliation and for what?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Trying to bring some magic into people's lives?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30What kind of lesson is THAT for a child?
0:27:30 > 0:27:32It's a travesty of justice!