Buddha Park, Chicken Bowls and Mud Festival

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Are you ready for an amazing adventure?!

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Then join Ed Petrie.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11- I've just fed a panda! - And his CBBC mates...

0:00:12 > 0:00:15..on a bonkers and brilliant journey around...

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Asia! Asia! Asia!

0:00:17 > 0:00:18It's going to be epic.

0:00:18 > 0:00:19That's amazing.

0:00:19 > 0:00:24We'll take part in some of Asia's most spectacular and crazy events...

0:00:26 > 0:00:28..like this mud festival in South Korea.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33I can't wait to get stuck in. Yes!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35So, are you ready to go...

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# All Over The Place

0:00:38 > 0:00:39# All Over The Place

0:00:40 > 0:00:43# North, South, East, West on a bizarre quest

0:00:43 > 0:00:46# Me and my mates All Over The Place

0:00:46 > 0:00:48# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd

0:00:48 > 0:00:51# Whatever we do is strange but true

0:00:51 > 0:00:53# All Over The Place

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# All Over The Place

0:00:56 > 0:00:58# There's stuff to do in Asia that is totally ace

0:00:58 > 0:01:01# And it turns up All Over The Place. #

0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Ah, Cel, there you are.- Hi, Ed.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Got a question for you.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Can you guess what is my favourite vegetable?

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Is it cabbage?

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Nope.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Cauliflower?- Close, but no.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27I'm a... "Hiya, I'm a...?"

0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Pea?- Carrot, Ed.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Carrot is my favourite vegetable, and I've heard round here they do

0:01:32 > 0:01:33my favourite dish, carrot cake.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Oh, right.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Well, you know carrots aren't actually a rabbit's natural food?

0:01:38 > 0:01:41And also, they don't help you see in the dark.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42It's a myth. A myth!

0:01:42 > 0:01:45All right, Ed. Well, what, are you going to tell me that carrot cake

0:01:45 > 0:01:47doesn't contain carrot next?

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Well, Cel, Ed might not, but I will.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Strange but true, Singapore's signature dish, the carrot cake,

0:01:55 > 0:01:57does not contain any carrot at all.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59It's not even a cake.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02In actual fact, it's a stir-fry dish.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05The best place to munch this meal is at one of Singapore's famous

0:02:05 > 0:02:08street food centres called hawker centres,

0:02:08 > 0:02:12where all kinds of international foods are on offer,

0:02:12 > 0:02:15just as you'd expect from such a cosmopolitan city.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18But if you are in the mood for carrot cake,

0:02:18 > 0:02:22then look for one that says carrot cake above the door.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Like this one where Poon works.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30I wanted to know, Singapore carrot cake, does it contain carrots,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- yes or no?- No.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Is it at least orange?- No.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36We've got white carrot cake or black carrot cake.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Oh, it's not even orange!

0:02:38 > 0:02:42The white one is a salty one. The black one is a sweet one.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44No orange. So, why is it called carrot cake?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Because the locals, they call radishes carrots.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Ah, they call radishes carrots.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Well, I think while we're here,

0:02:52 > 0:02:55I was wondering if you could maybe teach me to cook carrot cake?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- I can teach you now.- Yeah? - Yeah.- Yes!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59See you later, Ed. Not you, mate.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00On your bike, mate.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Asia's tastiest food, France's toughest critic.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08He is better than you. It's Rene Mangetout.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12I, Rene Mangetout,

0:03:12 > 0:03:18challenge you, Cel Spellman, and you, Mr Carrot Cake Man,

0:03:18 > 0:03:21to cook me a delish radish dish. That is my wish.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Or what about a fish?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26I do not wish fish. I wish a delish radish dish. That is my wish.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- What, now?- Oui.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30- In we go.- OK.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Sizzling!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36First, we excite the radish gently in the hot oil.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Next, drizzle the eggy garlic infusion onto the radish.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51And divide to serve four lucky diners.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52HE YELPS

0:03:52 > 0:03:54The white cake is complete.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57HE GAGS

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Ah!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Now, for the sweet black cake.

0:04:04 > 0:04:09It's the sauce, soy, that gives the cake its rich dark colour.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12If you wish to impress me,

0:04:12 > 0:04:16perhaps you could use my favourite sauce that is very rare.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18It is made with tomatoes.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Oh...

0:04:20 > 0:04:21..the ketchup?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24No, you must catch up. You are running out of time.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26HE CLAPS

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Where is my carrot cake, Monsieur?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30This is the worst service I have ever seen.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Mr Mangetout, whenever you're ready.

0:04:34 > 0:04:41Rene must now choose between Cel's salty, aromatic white carrot cake,

0:04:41 > 0:04:45and Poon's rich, dark carrot cake.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Terribly exciting.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Ugh! Ugh, no.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54This is very "Singa-poor," Monsieur.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- You didn't even try it.- I did try it.- It even didn't go in your mouth.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Mr Carrot Man.- Yeah.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09I do not like it...

0:05:10 > 0:05:12..I love it!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15It is just like Maman used to make.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17You are a genius in the kitchen!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Thank you very much.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Now get chopping the carrots.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Where are we, Doctor? Where else? - Victorian England.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42We're here on a mission of great importance.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44It's those Daleks again, isn't it?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46I'm sick of those intergalactic pepper pots.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48No, it's much more pressing than that, Johnny.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51It was Captain Jack's birthday yesterday, so we need to go back and

0:05:51 > 0:05:52get him a cool present.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I love that guy. Let the quest begin.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59You know, I don't recall there being so many 21st-century tourists

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- in Victorian England.- No, and why are some of the shop signs in Hindi?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Are you sure we're in the right place, Doctor?

0:06:04 > 0:06:05I'll check the sonic spoon.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Hang on a minute. This isn't England.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:06:13 > 0:06:14He's right, you know.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15THEY CHUCKLE

0:06:15 > 0:06:17That took you long enough.

0:06:17 > 0:06:22No, it's not quite England, but this place was once known as

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Little England.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26That's because when the British ruled India,

0:06:26 > 0:06:30they came here to Shimla to cool down in the hot summer months.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32It's built up a mountain,

0:06:32 > 0:06:35so it's a lot cooler than the cities down below.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Although maybe not as cool now our two intrepid

0:06:39 > 0:06:42time travellers have arrived.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44The Doctor and Johnny,

0:06:44 > 0:06:50you have 38 seconds to find out as much as you can about Shimla.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52The Doctor, you have Sumit,

0:06:52 > 0:06:56who is an expert on the history of the British Raj.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01Johnny, you have Yogita, who knows all about Shimla today.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yogita, is Shimla still the capital?

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Why does Shimla look like a Victorian English village?

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Because of its architecture.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21How cold can Shimla get in the winter?

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Brr! I'm cold just thinking about it.- When did the British leave?

0:07:27 > 0:07:311947, but, yes, after that, many people decided to stay here.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33And how high is Shimla?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Might be an odd question.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Have you seen any Daleks lately?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Daleks? No.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- There are ghosts, but no aliens. - Oh, right.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46What's that big snow-capped mountain called over there?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48BUZZER

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Oh, dear, out of time...

0:07:50 > 0:07:52..which is odd for me.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56And the person who found out the most facts is...

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- ..Johnny.- Yes!

0:07:59 > 0:08:05He wins a guided tour of Shimla, and the loser has to be his guide.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oh, easy peasy for an intergalactic traveller like me.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Come on, then. Give us a tour round, Doctor How.- Who.- What?

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Welcome to the Lower Bazaar.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21This is where the lower ranks of the Victorian Shimla would've been

0:08:21 > 0:08:22living in the 19th century.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Yes, but also a great place to find the captain a present.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I mean, look at this. He'd absolutely love this.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Yes, his wardrobe does need a bit of variety.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33I swear, he has not washed that coat of his since the Second World War.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Yeah, it's starting to pong a bit now.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37That's our mission accomplished. Shall we get back to saving

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- the universe?- I think we've earned a little rest first.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40How about one more stop?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Welcome to the Mall.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48This is where the Brits would come to chillax and take a stroll in the

0:08:48 > 0:08:49cool evening air.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Hang on a minute, weren't they supposed to be running the country?

0:08:52 > 0:08:53True, but they had fun as well.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56That's why they built an ice rink, a racecourse, a golf course,

0:08:56 > 0:08:59and even this theatre.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Well, they certainly knew how to enjoy themselves.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03We should go and catch a show. Did you know that Rudyard Kipling,

0:09:03 > 0:09:06author of The Jungle Book, performed when he lived here?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09No way! Should we go back in time and watch it?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Now, where did I park the TARDIS? - Oh, he's doing it again.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13BOOING

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Thank you, thank you!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17BOOING

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh, my public adore me.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22The reviews are in.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Rudyard Kipling, the actor...

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Runs in the blood, dear boy.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29..is both horrid AND vulgar.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Oh, please, I'm sure they're just being kind.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34What? Oh, no!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Oh, no, I'm a failure, a failure.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40A big, talentless, terribly handsome failure.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, don't be like that, Rudyard.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Listen, maybe it's just that acting's not for you.- Well...

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Acting's not for you.

0:09:47 > 0:09:52But you've got a pen. Maybe you could try your hand at writing?

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Yes! I could write something and then act in it.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00No, no, no. I was thinking more you could write a book set in the

0:10:00 > 0:10:06jungle about a young boy called Mowgli who was raised by wolves

0:10:06 > 0:10:10and comes across an evil tiger named Shere Khan or something.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Yes, and I could play Shere Khan, probably with a Scottish accent.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17I'm Shere Khan. Get oot the jungle!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19How about a poem?

0:10:19 > 0:10:24"If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs?"

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I can see the film now.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Rudyard Kipling is Detective Kipling,

0:10:29 > 0:10:36a man who kept his head when all about him were losing theirs.

0:10:36 > 0:10:41No, no, no, it's not a film about being a cop.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43It's a poem about how to be a man.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47"If you can wait and not be tired by waiting."

0:10:49 > 0:10:51But I hate waiting!

0:10:51 > 0:10:53As much as I hate poetry!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Let's forget this writing nonsense.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59There's only way Rudyard Kipling is going to win the Nobel Prize

0:10:59 > 0:11:02and that, good sir, is as an act-tor.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05My adoring public await.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Encore!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08BOOING

0:11:08 > 0:11:11I tried. It could've been worse, I suppose.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13I could've suggested he make exceedingly good cakes.

0:11:31 > 0:11:37# We have come to Buddha Park near Vientiane

0:11:37 > 0:11:40# To check out all the sculptures

0:11:40 > 0:11:42# The plan

0:11:42 > 0:11:47# You can see 200 statues

0:11:47 > 0:11:52# Both Buddhist and Hindu

0:11:52 > 0:11:58# Built back in the 1950s

0:11:58 > 0:12:03# By a monk called Luang Pu

0:12:03 > 0:12:08# This reclining Buddha's 40 metres long

0:12:08 > 0:12:13- # So serene - # Probably just likes this song

0:12:13 > 0:12:18# Gaze upon these 20 Buddhas

0:12:18 > 0:12:24# And you'll never want to leave

0:12:24 > 0:12:29# His teachings spawned a religion

0:12:29 > 0:12:35# Do you know what he believed?

0:12:35 > 0:12:39# Karma, karma, karma is an action with consequence

0:12:39 > 0:12:42# Good and bad things that you do

0:12:42 > 0:12:45# Affect your future was his view

0:12:45 > 0:12:49# Living as a Buddhist you should seek enlightenment

0:12:49 > 0:12:52# Contentment's what you aim to find

0:12:52 > 0:12:56# Not much to find inside your mind

0:12:56 > 0:12:59# If your life's full of good karma

0:12:59 > 0:13:01# Karma

0:13:01 > 0:13:05# Then you will obtain nirvana

0:13:06 > 0:13:09# To achieve this destination

0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Destination

0:13:11 > 0:13:15# You must practice meditation

0:13:16 > 0:13:20# The giant pumpkin's ten metres tall

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Climb through the demon's mouth

0:13:24 > 0:13:25# There's three floors

0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Hell and earth

0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Then climb to heaven

0:13:32 > 0:13:37# A stone ladder to help you

0:13:37 > 0:13:42# At the top of the pumpkin

0:13:42 > 0:13:44# The tree of life

0:13:44 > 0:13:46# And a decent view

0:13:48 > 0:13:52# Karma, karma, karma come along to Buddha Park

0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Hindu three-headed elephant

0:13:55 > 0:13:57# Indra looks so elegant

0:13:58 > 0:14:03# Images of deities everywhere you look

0:14:03 > 0:14:05# For the eyes a wondrous feast

0:14:05 > 0:14:09# Most of the sculptures here face east

0:14:09 > 0:14:13# Karma, karma, karma come along to Buddha Park

0:14:13 > 0:14:16# For all things Buddhist and Hindu

0:14:16 > 0:14:19# I've been good what about you? #

0:14:35 > 0:14:37HE CLUCKS

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Are you all right, Inel?- Yeah.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43You seem a bit bowled over.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Oh, yes.- Cos of the bowls! - Very, very witty.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50Right, now. These chicken bowls are of traditional design,

0:14:50 > 0:14:53brought over to Thailand at the beginning of the 20th century

0:14:53 > 0:14:57by Chinese settlers from the Canton region.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01I've been pecking around for one of these beauties for years.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04You could eat a fair bit of your favourite brekkie cereal out of one

0:15:04 > 0:15:05of these.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07I'm not sure how you'd get on the plane, though.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10No, no, no, you giant turkey. They're far too big.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12I'm looking for the perfect chicken bowl.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16One with the purest porcelain and the most specific circumference.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Do you have any idea where I might be able to find one?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Do you now what, Inel?- Yes?

0:15:20 > 0:15:23I think I cock-a-doodle-do!

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- They're all chicken-based.- What?

0:15:28 > 0:15:32Perhaps Johnny is suggesting the world's largest chicken bowl

0:15:32 > 0:15:36factory and museum in Lampang, northern Thailand.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39I'll tell you, Inel'll be cock-a-hoop, because it's famous

0:15:39 > 0:15:43for making beautiful handmade ceramic bowls with chickens on them.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47And all you need now is a chicken bowl full of noodles or rice.

0:15:47 > 0:15:53In fact, Thai people eat a whopping 144 kilogrammes of rice each year!

0:15:53 > 0:15:56That's about the same weight as two Ed Sheerans.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01But before lunchtime, let's meet a real bowl expert,

0:16:01 > 0:16:04ceramic museum and factory owner, Yu-Pin.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Hello, Yu-Pin.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08SHE SPEAKS THAI

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- My friend here is looking for the perfect chicken bowl.- Yes.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12He thinks he's a bit of a connoisseur.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Are we in the right place?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17TRANSLATION: Yes, you are correct, you've come to the right place.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21This is the factory that first made the chicken bowl in Thailand.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Right here.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26Yes, classic chicken bowls. Yes, if I'm not mistaken.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30TRANSLATION: That's right. This is the design that's been done here

0:16:30 > 0:16:33for 100 years, and we're still doing it today.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Oh, I see. So what does it mean?

0:16:35 > 0:16:38TRANSLATION: Well, the flower pattern is a Chinese symbol.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42The rooster is a symbol of hard work, as it wakes up very early.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46And the banana tree, the leaf, and grass are symbolic of the farmers.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Great people. - Oh, that's really interesting.- Mmm!

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Did you know that?

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Why, yes, of course!

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Everybody knows that.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:16:55 > 0:16:59Inel might be a know-it-all, but I bet he didn't know that traditional

0:16:59 > 0:17:04chicken bowls are actually octagonal and not round.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06I'm not scared to tell him either. I'm not a chicken!

0:17:07 > 0:17:09HE CLUCKS

0:17:13 > 0:17:15With more than 21 billion of us in the world,

0:17:15 > 0:17:18there are more chickens than any other bird species.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Stick that in your beak!

0:17:20 > 0:17:21HE CLUCKS

0:17:21 > 0:17:24So, what came first, the chicken or the egg?

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Well, the first animals to have hard-based shells were reptiles,

0:17:28 > 0:17:29like dinosaurs.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30So, that means that it was the egg.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Or does that mean it was the chicken?

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Hmm...

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Chickens are the closest living relative to the T Rex.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39Fact!

0:17:39 > 0:17:41DINOSAUR ROARS

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Thai people love eating chicken.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44They like to eat the whole bird,

0:17:44 > 0:17:47including the chicken hearts, and even the chicken feet.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Hmm...

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Chickens are the inspiration behind my favourite dance,

0:17:52 > 0:17:53the funky chicken.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55HE CLUCKS

0:17:58 > 0:18:02I wonder how antique expert Inel is getting on finding the perfect

0:18:02 > 0:18:04chicken bowl.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07First up, the smallest chicken bowl.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11So, Yu-Pin, what exactly are we looking at here?

0:18:11 > 0:18:14TRANSLATION: This is the smallest chicken bowl in the world.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17It's the size of a grain of rice. It's tiny!

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Ah, yes,

0:18:19 > 0:18:22very impressive craftsmanship, but frightfully too small for my taste.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Next.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25SHE SPEAKS THAI

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Oh, this bowl looks very impressive, Yu-Pin.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33TRANSLATION: Thank you. Well, this is the golden chicken bowl,

0:18:33 > 0:18:37painted with golden liquid, which has added great value to the bowl.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Inel, this has got to be the one.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Hmm, I'm afraid this is way out of my budget, young lady.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Perhaps you have something a bit more fitting?

0:18:45 > 0:18:50TRANSLATION: Oh, yes, you can even decorate your own bowl with flair.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Well, that sounds perfect. Take me there.

0:18:54 > 0:18:59Here in the factory, only three are trusted to do the actual painting -

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Yu-Pin and her two apprentices.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06Traditionally, the artists would hold two or three brushes at the

0:19:06 > 0:19:10same time and twirl the strokes for a fast painting.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14I've got a feeling our two turkeys will be winging it.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Yes, as you can see with mine,

0:19:16 > 0:19:19I've tried to remain consistent to the classic design,

0:19:19 > 0:19:22whilst also trying to add my personal flourish,

0:19:22 > 0:19:26but not quite the reproduction of the antique I was looking for.

0:19:28 > 0:19:33Yeah... Well, I've gone for the more personal touch.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Johnny.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Cockerel. Hen.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Johnnie Cochrane, Cockerel-en.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Oh, right. That's what you went for.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47Chickens are eggs-cellent, aren't they?

0:19:47 > 0:19:50So, you never managed to find the perfect chicken bowl, Inel?

0:19:50 > 0:19:54- But at least we got to design our own ones.- Yes, I suppose so.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Hang on, what's that you got there, old boy?- Oh, this?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00It's just one I bought from the shop. It's a gift for my Nan.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Johnny, it's perfect!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04You're a genius. This is the one.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07- This is the one I've been looking for.- Really?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10What, do you think it could be worth 2 million quid?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12No, you nincompoop!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14This is perfect for my haircut.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15Yes.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Ah, Ed, thanks for booking this beauty treatment for us.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40No problem. I thought we deserved a little treat.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42This is exciting. What've you got planned?

0:20:42 > 0:20:45A local speciality. Some sort of facemask.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Apparently, the sea mud here is really good for your skin.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Oh, that sounds nice. It must be popular then?- Oh, yeah!

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Over two million people a year come to Boryeong to get covered in mud.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Covered? As in, on your face?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Er, yeah, I think so.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02I wasn't really paying attention.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03- Ed?- Yes.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- We're about to get covered in mud, aren't we?- Probably, yes.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08SHE SCREAMS

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Ed!

0:21:10 > 0:21:12HE SPITS

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Well, I think you look more beautiful already.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Top marks for getting into the spirit of things right away,

0:21:19 > 0:21:24because this is the Mud Festival, South Korea's messiest event.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27All started because a beauty company wanted to promote skin care

0:21:27 > 0:21:33products like mud packs using the mineral rich mud from this area.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Over 400,000 people visit the festival each year for

0:21:37 > 0:21:40mud, mud, glorious mud!

0:21:40 > 0:21:44It's definitely one party you don't want to wear your best clothes to.

0:21:44 > 0:21:50I do hope Ed and Tee Cee get cleaned up to meet Mr Mud himself, Chun-Ho.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54So, what is this place? Why are we behind bars?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57TRANSLATION: Well, no doubt. This is mud prison,

0:21:57 > 0:22:01and it's where people go when they look too clean, like you two.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06So, I guess there's definitely nowhere to stay clean in here today?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09TRANSLATION: No. In fact, the muddier you are,

0:22:09 > 0:22:11the more you enjoy the festival.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14And if you get too clean, you'll end up back here.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16HE LAUGHS

0:22:16 > 0:22:19So, does all the mud come from the beach here?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21TRANSLATION: No, no, no.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24No, this mud comes from a different beach 10km away,

0:22:24 > 0:22:27and it gets delivered here in trucks. Can you believe that?

0:22:27 > 0:22:28HE LAUGHS

0:22:30 > 0:22:32- They go to a lot of effort. - They really do.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I can't wait to get stuck in. Yes!

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Come on, let's do this.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38Yeah!

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Make me muddy!

0:22:40 > 0:22:41SHE CHEERS

0:22:41 > 0:22:45THEY SCREAM

0:22:45 > 0:22:47LAUGHTER

0:22:49 > 0:22:53I think it's pretty safe to say that I'm a bit muddier now.

0:22:53 > 0:22:54Thank you very much.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57That was a muddy experience! Thank you.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- I can't believe we're going to get even more muddy!- Yeah!

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Bring on the mud!

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Time for the first of three challenges - mud pillow fighting.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Whoever falls off is the loser.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11That's going to be you.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Oh, yeah, you think?

0:23:13 > 0:23:14SHE SCREAMS

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

0:23:20 > 0:23:22SHE SCREAMS

0:23:22 > 0:23:23No face.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25No face!

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Ed's cheating! In the face.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33What? I'm not cheating. Am I cheating?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Whoa!

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Yes! I'm the winner!

0:23:38 > 0:23:40CHUCKLING

0:23:40 > 0:23:41Let's take a look at that again.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45Ed's slightly distracted, and Tee Cee goes in for the kill.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46A dirty move.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49And she's got a little present for Ed.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Any last words?

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Erm...

0:23:52 > 0:23:55This isn't fair. You distracted me.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Oh, that is a lot of mud!

0:24:00 > 0:24:04While we're in a slow-mo kind of mood, let's see that again.

0:24:04 > 0:24:09Oh, I'll tell you what, let's see it backwards too.

0:24:09 > 0:24:10There's mud in my eye.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Oh, let's get your t-shirt first. That's the most important bit.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Oh, yes, yes, make me nice and clean.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17All Over The Place.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22With victory in round one going to a confident Tee Cee,

0:24:22 > 0:24:26Ed needs to win the next challenge to take it to a decider.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Right, what next, what next?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30I saw a slide over there.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32What about that slide?

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Yeah? Yeah?

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Challenge two - the super slide.

0:24:38 > 0:24:43First to the bottom and a dirty dunk in the pool of filth is the winner.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Oh, soggy pants.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52SHE SCREAMS

0:25:00 > 0:25:02- No!- I beat you!

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Yes!

0:25:04 > 0:25:05Oh, thank you, security.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Security, there's a very dirty woman in here. Throw her out.

0:25:10 > 0:25:15Ed's muddied the water for Tee Cee and evened up the score,

0:25:15 > 0:25:18which means it's everything to play for in the last round,

0:25:18 > 0:25:22and it's the toughest challenge yet.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23This baby.

0:25:23 > 0:25:30Whoever gets to the end and stands on the platform first is the winner.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32It's the mud obstacle course.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37And they're off!

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Who's going to get into the lead first off?

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Ed getting pushed behind.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44Oh, look at this. Tee Cee's taken an early lead and she's about to get

0:25:44 > 0:25:47on to the next inflatible as Ed comes up as well.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50And that isn't looking very secure.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Hold on tight, guys.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54And oh, no! Ed's in and so is Tee Cee.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56They're both in the mud.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Come on, Tee Cee, you can do it. You can...

0:26:00 > 0:26:04Oh, I think she's dodging part of the course. Referee!

0:26:04 > 0:26:07And there's Ed. He's up again. Oh, he's down again.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10She's through.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13A bit more dodging going on here.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18Oh, Ed!

0:26:21 > 0:26:24They're pretty much neck and neck.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Oh, she's in. He's in as well!

0:26:28 > 0:26:30That's it, Tee Cee. Oh, no, she's down.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34What are you guys doing?

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Oh, I think Ed's got a handhold.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Yes, Ed's making his way along.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Will he be the first to stand on the platform or will it be Tee Cee?

0:26:45 > 0:26:46- I won!- No, I won.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48- No...- I won.- ..it was me!

0:26:48 > 0:26:51- You were in the water. I'm clearly the winner.- It was me, actually.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Thank you, Korea!

0:26:53 > 0:26:57While they're debating, let's look at the action replay.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01And Ed is the first to stand up on the platform,

0:27:01 > 0:27:03which means it's official.

0:27:03 > 0:27:04The winner is...

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Ed!

0:27:08 > 0:27:10- Yes! I love mud. - Really?- Yeah.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11I knew I was the winner.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Well, if you really love mud that much, then...

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Oh, yeah!

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