0:00:02 > 0:00:04Are you ready for an amazing adventure?
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Then join Ed Petrie...
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Hey, I just fed a panda!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11..and his CBBC mates...
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- Wow!- ..on a bonkers and brilliant journey around...
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Asia! Asia! Asia!
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- It's going to be epic. - That's amazing.
0:00:19 > 0:00:24We'll take part in some of Asia's most spectacular and crazy events.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- Ow!- Like takraw in Laos.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Let's do this.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Skills, mate, skills!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35So, are you ready to go?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# All over the place
0:00:38 > 0:00:39# All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Me and my mates, all over the place!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# All over the place
0:00:53 > 0:00:54# All over the place
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# There's lots to do in Asia that is totally ace
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- # And it turns up... - # ..all over the place! #
0:01:14 > 0:01:18# Row, row, row your boat gently down the Ngo Dong!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22# Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a...
0:01:22 > 0:01:23But it's not a dream, is it, Ed?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26It's all right for you laying back, sipping on your coconut.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I'm getting blisters on my hands over here!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Why hasn't someone figured out a hands-free way to row these things?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35What, like that person over there?
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Or that one?
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Or that one?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Hang on! They're rowing with their feet.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Sit down, Ricky, you're rocking the boat.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48You've got to hand it to the people of Tam Coc,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51because they really do row with their feet.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55The most popular thing to do here is to take a trip up a lazy river
0:01:55 > 0:01:57on these boats called sampan,
0:01:57 > 0:02:00which in Cantonese means three planks of wood.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Sounds like there's lots "oar" to find out!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ed and Ricky,
0:02:06 > 0:02:10you have 40 seconds to find out as much as you can about Tam Coc!
0:02:10 > 0:02:16Ed, you have Huu Cau, who looks after the boats and tours.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Ricky, you have Lam, who knows about the cliffs and caves
0:02:19 > 0:02:21that you'll see on the boat tour.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24The one who finds out the most facts is the winner.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Ba, hai, mot, di!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Xin chao.- Xin chao. - Why are there so many boats here?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34TRANSLATION: Well, this is Tam Coc Pier
0:02:34 > 0:02:38and these boats are used to travel down the river.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- What does Tam Coc mean? - It means three caves.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Where do all these boats go?
0:02:45 > 0:02:50Well, they will take tourists on the Ngo Dong River to see Tam Coc.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52And what else can we see along the way?
0:02:52 > 0:02:57Rice paddies, temples, mountains, loads of things.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59How long does the boat tour take?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03It takes one hour and 45 minutes in total to complete the journey.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Oh, right.- Which is no time at all! - About the length of a feature film?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Pretty much.- I'll get some popcorn.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09- KLAXON BLARES - Aw!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12And the winner is...Ed!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Hey! Go, Ed! Go, Ed! Go, Ed.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20And you get first shot at rowing a sampan boat with your feet.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oh, actually, I would rather he went first.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27I'm glad you won. Go, Ed, go, Ed, and the winner is Ed!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Right, take your pick, Ed.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36That one.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38OK, sit down, pop your shoes off.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Unlike normal rowers, who row backwards,
0:03:42 > 0:03:46these sampan rowers actually face forward and move forward.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47I feel like a frog.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52So, what Ed is failing to show us here is that this special technique
0:03:52 > 0:03:56actually eases pressure on the rower's back and the arms.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Ow! Oh, I've just strained my foot!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01What's Ed doesn't know is that people here
0:04:01 > 0:04:05occasionally use their hands to give their feet a rest.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Shh!- Have you thought about how you're going to get back to shore?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Have you thought about shutting your mouth?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Look out for all of those boats.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17THUDDING
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I don't think I'm cut out for this!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23And I don't think we're getting anywhere fast.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Time to enlist the help of some adventurers.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I'm Ed Grylls.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31And I'm Ricky Grylls.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34And we're going to venture into the unknown.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38On these conveniently placed tourist boats.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I'm expecting a journey fraught with danger.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43So, join us on...
0:04:43 > 0:04:48- BOTH:- A Grylls Survival Guide To... - Tam Coc!- Tam Coc!
0:04:54 > 0:04:59So, we're about to head into the wilderness down the Ngo Dong River.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Just watching out for...
0:05:02 > 0:05:04..opportunities where I might be able to grab some food.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07That looks like quite a nice restaurant.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Have to remember that's there. - They might do pizzas.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15We really are off the map now.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20We haven't seen civilisation in many hours.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Apart from those guys.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24And the other ones up there.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28I don't quite know what's going on here.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- There's something strange happening. - What are you doing?
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Ah!- Literally, don't rock the boat. - Ah, Mummy!
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Hold my hand.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Oh, that's better.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Right, that's better.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48These rice paddies are a vital source of food.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52There's only one rice crop a season, and it's not ready.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56We're facing starvation and we need an alternative.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Using my survival skills, I've discovered that the guide
0:05:59 > 0:06:03has some water, some sandwiches, some fruit and some crisps.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Salt and vinegar?- Oh, I love crisps.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12This rugged landscape was formed
0:06:12 > 0:06:15by water cutting into the limestone rock
0:06:15 > 0:06:18and creating these massive, aggressive hills.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21This is actually called a karst formation
0:06:21 > 0:06:23and it took over 2 million...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- 20.- 20 million years for this to happen.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Now, we're just coming up on some caves
0:06:29 > 0:06:32that were formed in exactly the same way.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Stalactites.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Rocks, bats and even monkeys.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46THEY WHIMPER
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I don't want to be a Grylls any more!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- It's so dark. - It's so dark.- It's so dark here.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- HE SOBS - Oh.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55It's all right now.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00As you can see, it's pretty extreme out here.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Time to go back to civilisation.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Take us back, boat master.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- HE WHIMPERS - Mummy!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Am I a famous duck?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- No. Am I pop star?- No.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Oh, am I a kung-fu panda?- No.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Am I a CBBC presenter?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Yes, Barney, you are!- Hey.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45But for the purposes of this game, no.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Am I Ed Sheeran? - Oh, how did you get it?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Yeah, you are.- You always pick Ed Sheeran.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I know, I love him. Who was I?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Cai Lun? You can't just make names up.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I didn't make him up, he invented paper!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Honestly, he was a Chinese official in the Han Dynasty
0:07:58 > 0:08:01and he created the first paper nearly 2,000 years ago.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Right, and where did you hear that? - That woman told me.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Whoa. Hi! - TRANSLATION: Hello.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I'm Mrs Chow, let's go and make some paper!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12OK. Sounds like fun.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Well, Ed's actually right, for once.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Even though most sheets today are made using recycled paper itself,
0:08:19 > 0:08:23the Yao, an ethnic minority who come from Southern China,
0:08:23 > 0:08:25still make paper old school.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29And they've been doing it like this for hundreds of years.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Improving the original technique,
0:08:31 > 0:08:33which used old cloth and fishing nets.
0:08:33 > 0:08:38Pretty useful skills when the nearest shop is 50 miles away.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41So, let's start from the beginning. What's paper made from?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45TRANSLATION: We use the bark from the Mulberry tree.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48And here it is after it's been dried out.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Look at that! Dry as a bone.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Can you talk us through the process?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Well, we roll up the bark and then we put it in a pot
0:08:55 > 0:08:58to boil with ash until it's soft.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01After that, we rinse it clean until it's nice and shiny.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04It's actually a bit like cooking and I'm quite handy in the kitchen,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06so this is going to be a doddle.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08I'll be the judge of that!
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Asia's tastiest food, France's toughest critic.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18He is better than you, it's Rene Mangetout.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20This is just mush!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Your challenge is simple.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26You must create my favourite "pepper" dish.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29We're making paper. Paper, not pepper.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32I know, "pepper". I can speak English.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Can you speak French? Non! Begin the cooking.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41The bark is prepared for stewing with some delicious wood ash.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45I think you're barking up the wrong tree.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48This is the worst-looking "pepper" dish I've ever seen.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Not pepper, paper.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Next, Barney needs to knead with his knees.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00OK, it's not as easy as it looks.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03This is mush! These "peppers" look like food for a baby!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06If you served this to me in France, I would shout so loudly,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09you would hear me in Belgium.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Have you ever been to Belgium?
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Not "pepper", it's clearly paper.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18It's clearly degoutant! Urgh!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21The sumptuous pulp is now mixed with water,
0:10:21 > 0:10:24creating a fine broth, which is spread over a mesh to dry.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28You foolish man, you are spilling the jus!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31It still doesn't look like "peppers".
0:10:31 > 0:10:34After four hours baking in the sun,
0:10:34 > 0:10:37the water has evaporated and it's ready to use.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39So, what kind of paper is this?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43TRANSLATION: Well, this is paper that we use
0:10:43 > 0:10:44for recording important things.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46It lasts for 100 years.
0:10:46 > 0:10:52- Beautiful.- Wait a minute! This is not pepper, this is paper.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Rene.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- That is a pepper.- Oui?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58This is paper.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Ah, I like this game. Am I Napoleon?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- HE SIGHS - Asterix.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06I bet the Ancient Chinese never had this trouble.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Am I Marie Antoinette?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- All right, mate?- You know what, mate, actually, it's a nightmare.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18An actual nightmare.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I've invented this thing, yeah,
0:11:20 > 0:11:22it's basically thin sheets made out of rags, yeah?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I'm going to call it paper. But I don't know what to use it for.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27How about this? No, see, useless.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- You all right?- No, mate, nightmare.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Been one thing after another.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32So, bought you a present, some chocolates.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Oh, sweet, what's the problem with that, then?
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Well, I didn't have anything to wrap them in. So, I used some ham.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Ham? No, mate, it's the Han Dynasty.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Han, with an N. Not an M, what are you playing at?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Well, I was just trying something different.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Someone ought to invent some sort of wrapping sheet.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Anyway, there you go.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Thank you. That is gross, though.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Gets worse. So, I had to write this shopping list.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- I used a tortoiseshell, standard. - As you do, mate.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00As we all do in the Han Dynasty, actually.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02But my tortoise wandered off.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05So, now, I'm like, "Oh, did I need any moustache wax or not?"
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Can't remember. Nightmare. - Well, what you want to do
0:12:07 > 0:12:10is write it on an expensive silk hanky, like I do.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Like that, it's easy, see? So, what do I need, right?
0:12:13 > 0:12:17I need oranges, I need a goose, and apparently I need some bogies.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Oh, that's gross!- Gross.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Final thing. I needed a poo.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Perfectly natural bodily function, mate, nothing to be ashamed of.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Of course, but I had nothing to wipe my bum on.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- I mean, what am I supposed to use? A sock?- Oh, mate, that's disgusting!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- That's a nightmare.- Nightmare! - Nightmare!- Nightmare!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Mate, what am I going to do with this paper invention?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39I can't turn out like my other inventions, can I?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Remember when I made a flyswatter out of jelly?
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Yeah, that was rubbish, mate.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Or when I made that hat out of glue, so it wouldn't blow away?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- Took six months for my hair to grow back.- Exactly.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Mate, what am I going to do about this invention?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- It can't be a flop, can it? - Nightmare.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Ugh, ugh, ugh!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- Achoo!- Ah! Bless you.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- HE GASPS - You can blow your nose on it!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02That's amazing, I'm going to write that down.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- You can write stuff down on it! - You can write stuff down on it!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- That's amazing!- That's amazing! - Oh, I feel faint. I feel faint.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- There you go.- You can make a fan out of it.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- That's amazing.- This is the most incredible invention ever!
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Wait, wait!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18You can fold it into a paper aeroplane!
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Yeah!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Wait, what's an aeroplane?
0:13:22 > 0:13:23I have no idea.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38# Hey!
0:13:39 > 0:13:40# Hey!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43# Hey!
0:13:44 > 0:13:48# As a fan of cinema, I've come to Mumbai
0:13:48 > 0:13:52# Cos a certain type of film they make has really caught my eye
0:13:52 > 0:13:56# These films are hugely popular, they must be pretty good
0:13:56 > 0:13:58# But what do they call it?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00# They call it Bollywood
0:14:04 > 0:14:08# With singing and dancing, these films are entertaining
0:14:08 > 0:14:12# At three hours long and packed with songs, no-one is complaining
0:14:12 > 0:14:16# The industry churns out over 1,000 films per year
0:14:16 > 0:14:20# And with 3 billion ticket sales, it's popular, that's clear
0:14:21 > 0:14:23# Bollywood!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25# Lavish, melodramatic
0:14:25 > 0:14:27# Bollywood!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29# Gloriously cinematic
0:14:29 > 0:14:31# Bollywood!
0:14:31 > 0:14:32# Now the seed is sown
0:14:32 > 0:14:37# I think I know enough, so let's star in our own, ah!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39# Hey!
0:14:40 > 0:14:44# The plots are pretty simple, usually about love
0:14:44 > 0:14:48# Boy meets girl, a big romance, that sort of stuff
0:14:48 > 0:14:52# Heroes, villains, daredevil action scenes
0:14:52 > 0:14:56# And every now and then, up pops a massive dance routine!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00# Hey, hey, hey!
0:15:00 > 0:15:04# You want the real deal, head to SJ Studios
0:15:04 > 0:15:08# Just happens to be where they make loads of Bollywood shows
0:15:08 > 0:15:12# They shoot films all year round, you can have a guided tour
0:15:12 > 0:15:14# Perhaps I could audition?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16# Yeah, I'm not so sure
0:15:16 > 0:15:19# Bollywood!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21# It's not an actual place you'll find
0:15:21 > 0:15:22# Bollywood!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25# It's actually two words combined.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27# Bollywood!
0:15:27 > 0:15:28# The B comes from "Bombay"
0:15:28 > 0:15:32# Stuck on the front of "Hollywood" from Californ-i-a
0:15:32 > 0:15:34# Only Hindi language films are called Bollywood
0:15:34 > 0:15:36# Films made in Tamil are called Kollywood
0:15:36 > 0:15:38# If it's in Malayalam, you're getting Mollywood
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- # In Telugu, Tollywood. - # You got that?- Jolly good!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43# Bollywood
0:15:43 > 0:15:45# It's no understatement
0:15:45 > 0:15:47# Bollywood
0:15:47 > 0:15:49# It's world-class entertainment
0:15:49 > 0:15:50# Bollywood
0:15:50 > 0:15:52# A joyous mix of dance and song
0:15:52 > 0:15:56# Don't believe us? Well, 3 billion punters can't be wrong! #
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Waiter, waiter!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Inel!- Oh, no, Vicki, you've got to let them know.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- Anything wrong, sir?- Yes, yes, there is something wrong.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I asked for a cold drink. Look at this.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Hey? Look at that? Five degrees.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I can't drink anything above four degrees.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- And where is my soup?- I'm going to get your soup, sir.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- Sorry about that.- Mm-hm.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36See? Just got to be a bit firm.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- I beg your pardon, sir.- Ah! - Here's your soup.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- There's a fly in my soup! - Oh, sorry about that.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Here's some more. - HE SCREAMS
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Inel seems a bit creeped out by this critter cuisine.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54He shouldn't be.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Bugs are traditionally a big part of the local diet here.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Along with fish curry and rice too.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Don't you go digging in your garden for a snack!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06These are all prepared by professionals.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10But if you love creepy crawly crisps and beetles in your burgers,
0:17:10 > 0:17:15then Bug Cafe owner Davy has got the dinner for you!
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Insects are the future of food.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19People talk more and more about it because it's good for health,
0:17:19 > 0:17:21good for the planet, but it's always cooked the same way.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Just fried and fried again. It's not always very safe.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26So, we decided to hire a real chef.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28This is Mr Sayasan,
0:17:28 > 0:17:31and we tried to make some real quality cooking with insects.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33So, what have we actually got on the menu?
0:17:33 > 0:17:37So, now he's working with a giant water bug, which is not a cockroach.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40We have tarantulas, here we have scorpions,
0:17:40 > 0:17:45flying ants, bees larvae, silk worms, crickets, grasshoppers.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Well, these legs are pretty tough to cut.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50So, which one's your favourite creepy crawly to eat?
0:17:50 > 0:17:51My favourite is the tarantula.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54It tastes like soft-shell crab, it's really surprisingly good.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57So, are we going to turn this into a full-blown meal?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- Absolutely.- That sounds like Cambodia Dine With Me.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Eh? Eh?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Welcome to Cambodia Dine With Me.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Davy's gone for tarantula doughnuts with sweet chilli dip.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18It's more crunchy cream than Krispy Kreme but, well, I'll give it a go!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I think I'm just going to keep the sweet chilli dip,
0:18:21 > 0:18:22get rid of the tarantula doughnuts.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Tarantulas are a delicacy in Cambodia.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26People crave it. So, I hope you like it.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- After you.- Ladies first!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- Let's do it together, OK? - All right.- All right.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- But I'm going to need a lot of sauce for this.- All right.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- I'm going to go without sauce. - You go without the sauce.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37- The full experience, right?- Hm.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42You know what? That's actually not too bad.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43I don't like it.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49For main course, Davy has selected scorpion and green papaya salad.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Scorpions?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56As you can see, we cut the end of the tail.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58That's where the poison is, so it's perfectly safe.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Knives and forks?- Oh, yeah, I'm not picking that up.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- Oh, mate!- Oh, it's crunching.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I'm going to need some salad with this.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Have you even got scorpion on there?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's enough for me.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- That's quite nice.- So crunchy!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Crunchy.- Why did we start with the tail again?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19For dessert, Davy has chocolate fondue.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Watch out for the bugs.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25This is more like it. Ha!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27These little brown guys are the crickets,
0:19:27 > 0:19:29these are mole crickets to be precise,
0:19:29 > 0:19:31and the yellow ones are silkworms.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Oh!- The silkworms are the best for health.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36They're full of proteins, calcium, omega-3, iron, magnesium, vitamins.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- It's a fantastic ingredient. - Thank you.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I'm going to go for the silkworms.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Look at that. Going for the biggest one?- Yeah.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- OK, a little bit of chocolate. - A bit more than that.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- I don't want to see any silkworm. - OK!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- That's all right, you know. - Yeah?- That's not bad.- OK.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Do you want to try some cricket? - OK.- Oh, there we are.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Oh, he's a swimming in it. - I'm going to go for a nibble.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58You can't, you're just going to get the fruit.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00You have to go for all of it!
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Oh, that...!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05You know, actually...
0:20:06 > 0:20:08..that's delicious!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- He's still on the stick.- Yeah!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Help him out, help him out. - Why don't you try a bit of this?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15No, you're all right, you're all right.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Open up.- Oh, no.- Here comes the aeroplane!- All right.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Argh....!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Oh!
0:20:23 > 0:20:29For creepy crawly creativity, I'm going to give Davy a 10!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31It's a 10 from Inel.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Oh, on the head!- Oh, go on, my son!
0:20:49 > 0:20:53- He's playing a blinder. - Oh, back of the net!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Or is it "front of the net"?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Actually, this is a funny looking football pitch.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00You know what, Rich? I don't think they're playing football.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Ow! - OTHERS GROAN
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Good save, my son.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10You might kick the ball with your feet, but this isn't footie.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14It's the popular Asian sport of sepak takraw.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15"Sepak" means kick,
0:21:15 > 0:21:18while "takraw" means rattan ball.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22It's been played all across Asia for over 800 years
0:21:22 > 0:21:25and the aim is not to let the ball touch the ground
0:21:25 > 0:21:26on your side of the net.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Let's go pitch-side for the AOTP Guide To Takraw.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40Takraw is not a game of two halves, but a game of two sides!
0:21:40 > 0:21:45If the ball lands outside the line, then it's out and you lose a point.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50Inside the line, and it's tickety-boo, a point for you.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53The net is 1.52 metres tall.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56The ball must cross over it.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58If the ball goes under the net...
0:21:58 > 0:22:00LIMBO MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:02 > 0:22:04..that would result in no point.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Each team is only allowed to touch the ball three times
0:22:10 > 0:22:12before it must go over the net,
0:22:12 > 0:22:15which is handy, because there are three players.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17You can serve...
0:22:18 > 0:22:20They can defend...
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Or you can try hitting the ball for a winner!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33COCKEREL CROWS
0:22:33 > 0:22:35These are the rules.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Ow!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39All right, Ging? All right, Ti? How you doing?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Welcome to Team Ed.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Get ready to say, "Takraw, Ed's a bit good at this!"
0:22:44 > 0:22:46OK, Team Rich, teach me a shot.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50TRANSLATION: The first move to learn is the inside kick,
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- when you put the ball here. - Yes, of course, the inside kick.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Who do I kick the ball to?
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Yeah, well, you stand over there, so I'm playing the ball to us.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Then round and round.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07That was talent.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Oh, I'm doing it, I'm actually doing it!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Come on, Ging, catch up. Oh, Ti, he's rubbish, isn't he?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16That was good.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Ow!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Oh, did you see that? Please say you were filming that.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I would never hit the ball again.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Pfft! Skills, mate, skills!
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Stop dancing about, son, it's time for the Main Event.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- It seems easy enough, doesn't it? - Piece of cake.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Who keeps doing that?! - Me, get on with it.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Serving first.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40The first to 15 points is the winner!
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Oh, it's not crossed the line, so Ed's first on the board.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Nicely done.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Both teams are flying out the traps now, thank goodness.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Oh, no points for just kicking it, Rich! You've hoofed it into Row Z.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Ah!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Two more points in quick succession for Ed.
0:24:04 > 0:24:074-0, this is just embarrassing.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- Your mother's watching this. - It went behind me!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11It's still in play, Rich, come on.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17What's this? A point's been awarded to Rich
0:24:17 > 0:24:21when the ball was clearly over the net. Let's see that again.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Oh, come on, ref! What are you playing at?!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- Yes!- No!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32And no again!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- COCKEREL CROWS - All right, keep it down, crowd!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37The cockerels are putting me off.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45- Oh, no!- Complete communication breakdown with the team there.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46OK, I've got a new tactic.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50I'm not going to score any points, but he might miss some points,
0:24:50 > 0:24:54and then I can win that way, yeah?
0:24:54 > 0:24:55I genuinely love this game.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57I think this is one of the best games I've ever played.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59I love it. My ankles don't love it.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- Do yours hurt as well? - They're killing me.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I mean, grrr!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Ed's bounded into a 7-2 lead.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12It's men versus boys.
0:25:14 > 0:25:19- No!- Ed's muscly legs have smacked the ball right out of the park.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Ooh, a cheeky header from Rich!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh, Ed's taken his eye off the ball.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30You like that?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34And it's the proverbial kick down the middle.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Through no help of mine!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I'm not liking the look of that scoreboard now.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- Ooh!- I don't think Ed needs to worry.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Rich's belly was well and truly flopped.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Belly bop again!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Wayward serve from Ed.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59This is takraw, not ballet, son.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Look at that chicken behind you!
0:26:01 > 0:26:03You put me off with the chicken thing.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06THUNDER RUMBLES
0:26:06 > 0:26:08That's the rain. Oh, no!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I got put off by the thunder.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Oh! Oh, no!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Yes!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20The camera man has interfered with play.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Surely a red card? Possibly a new lens.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Oh!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Oh, I thought you were going for it!
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Ed blaming his team-mates.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32It's not going to go down well, that, I'll tell you.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Back of the net!
0:26:35 > 0:26:36What's this? What is it?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Oh, oh, it's the one point I need to win.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Match point.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Bad serve from Ed. He's almost kicked that too well.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Has he bottled it?
0:26:48 > 0:26:5214-13, still match point. I'm clawing my way back.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Let's do this.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57It's still match point.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Oh, yes!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Yes! Yes, this is unbelievable!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09- Yes.- Come on, Team Rich! - Yes! Yes!
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Oh! What a wally!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15That's it. We've done it.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Yes! Oh, yes! We've done it.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23My team let me down.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26TRANSLATION: And the winner is Ed!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- Aye, nae bother, son.- I'm honoured.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Well done, aye. - Thank you, thank you!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34I don't mean to crow about it, but I love this game!
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Ow!
0:27:35 > 0:27:38You've been watching All Over The Place Asia!