0:00:02 > 0:00:04Are you ready for an amazing adventure?
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Then join Ed Petrie...
0:00:07 > 0:00:09and his CBBC mates...
0:00:09 > 0:00:11- Spud me, bruv.- Yes.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14..on a bonkers and brilliant journey around...
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Asia! Asia! Asia!
0:00:16 > 0:00:17It's going to be epic.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Whoa!
0:00:19 > 0:00:20It's amazing!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22- Go on!- Let's do this.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25We've got loads of brain-boggling facts to tell you about.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Welcome to All Over The Place.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Can I watch it?- You're in it.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31We'll take part in some of Asia's
0:00:31 > 0:00:35most spectacular and craziest events.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- How far's the sea? - I'm coming to get you.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40So are you ready to go...?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# All over the place
0:00:43 > 0:00:44# All over the place
0:00:46 > 0:00:47# North, south, east, west
0:00:47 > 0:00:48# On a bizarre quest
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Me and my mates
0:00:50 > 0:00:51# Are all over the place
0:00:51 > 0:00:52# It's true what you've heard
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# Everything is absurd
0:00:54 > 0:00:56# Whatever we do is strange but true
0:00:56 > 0:00:57# All over the place
0:00:58 > 0:01:00# All over the place
0:01:01 > 0:01:03# There's stuff to do in Asia
0:01:03 > 0:01:04# That is totally ace
0:01:04 > 0:01:05# And it turns up...
0:01:05 > 0:01:07# All over the place!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19# Come with us on... #
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Over here we can see the world's tallest building.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27It's actually one potato, two potato, three potato...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29It's four potatoes high.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I know! The old world's tallest building was only one potato,
0:01:32 > 0:01:34two potato and an oven chip.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I think you'll agree that's quite a lot of potatoes.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38That's fascinating. It really is.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40How many stairs has it got?
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Oh, it's got...
0:01:41 > 0:01:43one, two...
0:01:43 > 0:01:44buckle my shoe...
0:01:44 > 0:01:45ten to a row.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47I'll take the lift.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Not sure Iain's Knolgible Tours
0:01:48 > 0:01:51are going to be in business too much longer.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55This is one of Dubai's most famous buildings, the Burj Khalifa.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57It's been the tallest building in the world
0:01:57 > 0:02:02since it opened in 2010, and stands at 828 metres tall.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05That's metres, not potatoes.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07The Burj Khalifa is over 2.5 times taller
0:02:07 > 0:02:10than the UK's tallest building, the Shard.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18ECHOING VOICE: Ed and Iain, you have 50 seconds
0:02:18 > 0:02:22to find out as much as you can about the Burj Khalifa.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27Iain, you have Bashar, who knows everything about the building.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Ed, you have local tour guide Ahmed,
0:02:29 > 0:02:33who knows all about the people who use the building.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Wait a minute. Where is he?
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Oh, never mind.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Thalaatha,
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Ithnaan,
0:02:43 > 0:02:44waaHid -
0:02:44 > 0:02:45yalla!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Hello. How are you?- I'm fine. - What's your name?- Bashar.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- And what's the name of this place here?- The Burj Khalifa.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Ahmed?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56How many people visit the Burj each year?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Oh, I can answer that.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02The Burj Khalifa gets nearly 2 million visitors each year.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- What's it made of? - Steel and, of course, concrete.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Where is he?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Can people get to the very top?
0:03:10 > 0:03:17There are 160 levels and visitors can get up to the 148th level.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- How many elevators are there?- 57.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- How many steps are there? - More than 3,000.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Ahmed?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27How long does it take to get to the highest viewing platform?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31The elevators do it in less than 90 seconds.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33How many people work in the Burj Khalifa?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35We have more than 1,000.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Ahmed!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38HOOTER SOUNDS
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Thank you very much.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42And the winner is...
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Iain!- Ya dancer!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Of course he is, my guy didn't turn up.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Iain, your prize awaits you at the top of the tower.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Ed, you get to experience the stairs.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56This is so unfair!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Only joking, Ed.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00You can both zip up in the building's lifts.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Ooh, I love lifts.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05How is this a prize? I'm scared of heights.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Did you know they've got 57 lifts in this building
0:04:07 > 0:04:09and one of them goes up half a kilometre?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12That's like 289 Tinie Tempahs standing on top of each other.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Let's hope they take things nice and slow.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18And they've got the third-equal fastest lifts in the world.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Oh, Ed, have you got a sick bag on you?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I bet the view from the lifts is going to be spectacular.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Oh, lifts!
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Oh.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30There's no windows.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Oh! - MIDDLE EASTERN ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:32 > 0:04:34You'd never know you were going so fast, would you?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Ed, for me a lift's not about how fast you go,
0:04:36 > 0:04:40it's about how many floors you stop off at.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Well, this is not the lift for you, Iain,
0:04:42 > 0:04:44because this goes nonstop 124 floors.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46It's the express lift.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48But what if you want to get off at the 22nd floor?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- You can't. - What about the 50th floor?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53It's an express lift, so you can't do that.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55But I've got a room on the 69th floor.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Iain, do you understand the concept? - 101st floor?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Iain, you can't.- 112th floor, though, what about the 112th floor?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Look, it's the express lift!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05It's a fast lift. Very, very fast all the way to the top.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08You understand? It doesn't stop at those floors.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10These express elevators might be dark
0:05:10 > 0:05:13but they're also lightning fast, unlike our Iain.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15They travel at ten metres per second,
0:05:15 > 0:05:19that's the same speed that Usain Bolt sprints at.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21I bet you he takes the stairs though.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Ooh!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Ooh, here we go.- Oh, my days.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Look at that! Look at the scene. Look at the tiny little cars.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Oh, my word.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40I've never been this high up in a building before. It's amazing!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42You all right?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Up and down, mate.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh, certificates.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47World's tallest man-made structure.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Hello!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52World's tallest building. We're in it right now.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54IAIN RETCHES
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Sounds like Iain's about to do the world's tallest vom.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03I'm glad you didn't do the world's tallest vom.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Thanks, mate.- You feeling better? - Aw, brilliant. Feel brand-new.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09I suppose anything you do up here's the world's tallest?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I could tell the world's tallest joke.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13No-one wants to see the world's highest tumbleweed, Ed.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I could do the world's tallest burp.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17THEY BELCH
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Equalled your record.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Equalled, but you'll never beat me,
0:06:20 > 0:06:21cos we're the same height, aren't we?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23What's that bag over there?
0:06:23 > 0:06:24It's your prize.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27A pair of super-high platform shoes,
0:06:27 > 0:06:31making you the world's highest All Over The Place presenter.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Now what were you saying about not beating my record?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Are these the heights you're going to to beat me?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh, do hurry up, Iain!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I think I've got the world's biggest blisters.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I'm about to meet famous Scottish physicist Sir David Brewster
0:07:00 > 0:07:02and behind me is a museum dedicated
0:07:02 > 0:07:04to something he invented 200 years ago.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- TERRIBLE SCOTS ACCENT: - Excuse me, laddie.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I'm supposed to be visiting this museum dedicated to
0:07:08 > 0:07:11something I invented 200 years ago, but it cannae be this place,
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- looks like a school! - No, you are correct.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15It did use to be a school, but now, like you said,
0:07:15 > 0:07:18it's a museum dedicated to one of your most famous inventions.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Erm...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22The lenticular stereoscope?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I knew that would make me a hoose-hold name.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25No, not that.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26The binocular camera?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28No.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30The polyzonal lens?
0:07:30 > 0:07:31No!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33The kaleidoscope!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34What, that?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Who would collect those things?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52You might already know this,
0:07:52 > 0:07:57but a kaleidoscope is a fun kind of telescopey thing which uses mirrors
0:07:57 > 0:08:02and coloured stuff to make pretty patterns like this.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Ikuya loved kaleidoscopes so much,
0:08:04 > 0:08:07he bought this old school to display his collection
0:08:07 > 0:08:09and anyone can come and try them out.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12That's a very cool school.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- TRANSLATION:- This is the oldest kaleidoscope in the collection.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18It's the bush style.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21It was made in the 1870s in the United States of America.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Let's look.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Oh, wow.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- How does it look, Ed? - There's beautiful patterns.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29It's really strange to think that people have been
0:08:29 > 0:08:31looking through this for nearly 150 years.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Which is the smallest one then?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40This.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41- BOTH:- No way!
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Does it actually work?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I'll tell you now...
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Oh, my!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Yeah.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- No, you can't see through that... - That's incredible. You can, mate.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, wow.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59It's as good as some of the others.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Hello and welcome to...
0:09:04 > 0:09:07The kaleidoscope was regarded by one scholar
0:09:07 > 0:09:11as among the most happy inventions that science ever presented
0:09:11 > 0:09:13to the lovers of rational enjoyment.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17But why didn't Sir David Brewster make any money from his invention?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20A, he gave them away for free,
0:09:20 > 0:09:25or B, people stole his invention before the patent was granted?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I'm going to go with A, he gave it away for free.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29No. It's B.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31SNIGGERS
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Hundreds of thousands of knock-off kaleidoscopes were sold before
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Sir David got his patent in to protect his invention.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Which is why you should always hand your work in early, children.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43In Victorian times,
0:09:43 > 0:09:47some people were so distracted by their kaleidoscopes they did what?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49A, walk into things?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Or B, forget to go to the toilet?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I'm leaning towards go to the toilet.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I'm going to go with walk into things.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- That's correct.- Yes!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Some Victorian people were so distracted
0:10:01 > 0:10:06using their kaleidoscopes, they would walk into walls and suchlike.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Silly them.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08- CRASH! - Ow!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14The word kaleidoscope comes from three ancient Greek words.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Look at them there.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17What does kalos mean?
0:10:17 > 0:10:22Is it A, beautiful or B, colourful spinning thing with mirrors in it?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Colourful thingy with the mirrors in it.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- No, that was obviously the wrong answer.- Oh!
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Which means you've failed.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- You've failed your exams and you're in detention.- Aw!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37And in today's detention, you're going to be making a kaleidoscope.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Making a kaleidoscope? That's absolutely awesome!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I mean, ugh, detention?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Gutted. I don't want my mum and dad to find out.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48See you next time.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10# Come on, come on, put the kettle on
0:11:10 > 0:11:12# It's time for a cuppa, I'm gasping for one
0:11:12 > 0:11:15# Got to see how tea's cultivated first
0:11:15 > 0:11:18# Then after that we can quench a thirst
0:11:18 > 0:11:21# Here we are in Hubei province
0:11:21 > 0:11:23# A vast tea plantation
0:11:23 > 0:11:24# Where they grow
0:11:24 > 0:11:26# The tea that's so
0:11:26 > 0:11:28# Important to both our nations
0:11:28 > 0:11:32# Oh, China is the birthplace of your cup of tea
0:11:32 > 0:11:34# Our cup of tea!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37# Been growing leaves since 2,700 BC
0:11:37 > 0:11:39# Our cup of tea!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42# Started as a medicine
0:11:42 > 0:11:44# Then became a daily drink
0:11:44 > 0:11:47# Then began cultivation
0:11:47 > 0:11:50# Not as easy as you think
0:11:53 > 0:11:55# Picked and dried till it's just right.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58# Two types of tea come from this
0:11:58 > 0:12:00# Green and oolong, black and white
0:12:00 > 0:12:03# Come on, come on, put the kettle on
0:12:03 > 0:12:05# It's time for a cuppa, I'm gasping for one
0:12:05 > 0:12:08# Got to get the milk and the sugar too
0:12:08 > 0:12:11# Hang on, Ed - that's not what the Chinese do
0:12:11 > 0:12:14# Here we are in a nice tea room
0:12:14 > 0:12:16# Is it ready yet?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19# Hold your horses, you need a course in...
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Chinese tea etiquette.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25# Oh, China is the birthplace of your cup of tea
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# Our cup of tea!
0:12:27 > 0:12:31# They pride themselves on making a brew perfectly
0:12:31 > 0:12:32# Our cup of tea!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35# First you have to rinse the bowl
0:12:35 > 0:12:38# Then add the leaves with a bamboo scoop
0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Then add water, nice and hot
0:12:41 > 0:12:43# Then leave for a minute to stew
0:12:43 > 0:12:46# Pour into a narrow cup
0:12:46 > 0:12:48# Ask your guests to have a whiff
0:12:48 > 0:12:51# Then finally to a drinking mug
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- # After taking one final sniff - SNIFFS
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Ah, time for a tea break.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00SLURPING
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Ah!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05# Oh, China is the birthplace of your cup of tea
0:13:05 > 0:13:07# Our cup of tea!
0:13:07 > 0:13:11# Was brought to Britain in the 17th century
0:13:11 > 0:13:12# Our cup of tea!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15# The first teabags were made of silk
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# Weren't supposed to go in the pot too
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# And we Brits also added milk
0:13:21 > 0:13:23# And sugar, one lump or two?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# 62 billion cups a year
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# That's just the UK, you know.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32# Quite popular, that's pretty clear.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33# Though I prefer cappuccino. #
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- What?!- Nothing.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Ugh!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56You know they have the same rules in parks
0:13:56 > 0:13:57and public places in Sri Lanka.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59You simply must clean up after your animals.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Yes, it's very good to see, Michelle.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Now, where did you say Jumbo did his doo-doo?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Oh, just over here. His little poop bag.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Thank you very much.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Jumbo's a bit of weird name for a dog.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Oh, no, no - Jumbo isn't a dog, Ed.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Jumbo's an elephant.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Oh.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20We're going to need a bigger bag.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Pooey!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27That is jumbo!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Sri Lanka has around 6,000 wild elephants
0:14:31 > 0:14:34and they make a lot of poo.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Round about one million kilograms of the stuff every day.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42That's like 18,182 Justin Biebers' worth of poo.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46But all that poo doesn't go to waste.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49There's definitely a buck in elephant muck.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Wubata here will fill you in.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Time to get shovelling.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57So why are we shovelling elephant poo?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- That's amazing.- What sort of paper products do you make?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Toilet paper?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09There would be some symmetry there, wouldn't there?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Why is elephant poo so good for making paper?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19You can really see the fibre in the poo.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22It's like big balls of hay, isn't it?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30And the fibre from plants is great for making paper.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33You know what? I reckon this factory could be our big break
0:15:33 > 0:15:36into the world of competitive reality-based baking programmes.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39You know what, Ed? I was thinking exactly the same thing.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44I think we are about to find out how to transform elephant dung...
0:15:46 > 0:15:48..into something a bit more fun.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50It's...
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Bakers, you have three days to make your papery creations
0:15:57 > 0:15:58using only elephant poo.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02It's our stinkiest showstopper yet.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Three.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Number two.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05I mean...two.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06One...
0:16:06 > 0:16:07- BOTH:- Bake!
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Go on, then.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16First, soak that poo.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Ah, lovely. So this is where you boil the mixture for two hours
0:16:20 > 0:16:23to create that consistency of pulp to make the paper.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26It smells delicious, absolutely delicious.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28It's boiling poo, Ed.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Yes. Yes, of course.
0:16:33 > 0:16:38Next, add some of your boiled poo to some pulpy paper goo.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41But remember the clock is ticking, sort of.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Next, the bakers are taking cups of this mixture,
0:16:49 > 0:16:52adding it to the screen there to create the thickness for the paper
0:16:52 > 0:16:54and then they'll leave it to dry in the sun.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Where it will rise and prove like a good Victoria sponge.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Yummy.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01No, it's generally just to make nice paper.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08It's now time to press out all that excess liquid.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I don't know about you, Michelle,
0:17:10 > 0:17:12but I'm im-PRESSED with this part of the process.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14GENTLE GIGGLING
0:17:16 > 0:17:21Once dry, the paper is cut, shaped and decorated
0:17:21 > 0:17:24to create showstopping papery delights.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Oh, what magnificent creations!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Such beautiful colours.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Yes, they really are lovely.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Oh, they're made of poo, aren't they?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35That's it, everyone - your time is up!
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Yes, bakers, POO-T down your poo paper creations.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Guys?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- Guys?- Yeah, I think they're working.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51These cards are amazing, aren't they? I can't actually believe
0:17:51 > 0:17:53they're made from the poo we were shovelling earlier.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55The question is, do they smell?
0:17:57 > 0:17:58No, they don't.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I'm going to send this one to Hacker and Dodge.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- I kind of miss those two when we're away.- I don't.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04I certainly don't miss cleaning up after them.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08You always have to bring poo bags when you're with those two.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Woof-woof-woof! Grr, it's the mailman.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12More like fail man.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Dodge, stop your lav-lav, the post's here.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Calm down, otherwise I won't be giving you this card
0:18:18 > 0:18:20all the way from Sri Lanka.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Poo! It stinks. Is that you, Dodger?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24That's not me, no.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I thought you were just watering the flowers, not...other things.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30That card honks more than my poo bag.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31I can't smell anything.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Listen up, cocker - us dogs have super sniff-ication.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36I know.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40You're not the only animals on my round that communicate with smell.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Moths use smells for love.
0:18:42 > 0:18:47- Oh!- Bees stink up their hive when they're under attack
0:18:47 > 0:18:50and wolves use wee-wee to mark their territory.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Anyway, it's been lovely to talk.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Hold on! Hey, hey! Oi, oi!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Where you going with all my fan mail?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Oh, no, this little lot's for the animals down the zoo.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Them animals are a funny lot, ain't they?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05They never talk to us, no.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Well, they don't need to talk.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08BRIDS CHIRPING
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Birds sing to warn of nearby threats.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Oh, yeah? Well, they're definitely not talking about you, are they?
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Ha!
0:19:17 > 0:19:18GROUND SHAKES
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Not to mention seismic communication,
0:19:20 > 0:19:23like elephants using vibrations to send signals.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Have you anything quieter?
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Eels use low-voltage electricity to communicate with each other.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- ZAP! - Aaaaargh!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38That must have been the high-voltage electricity
0:19:38 > 0:19:40they use to stun their prey.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Well, give those eels that poo card from us. They like a shock.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Yeah, and here's some more messy messages for 'em.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Ha-ha-ha! There you go.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Now go away. Go on, return to sender! Woof-woof-woof!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Go on, push your trolley.- Go on!
0:20:08 > 0:20:11All right, Vic, what you doing with that instrument?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13I'm just practising for the audition.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Audition?- For the Event!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17We're not doing an audition for the Event.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18I think you'll find we are.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21It's kara, OK!
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Which, literally translated, means empty orchestra.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27So I'm auditioning for the band.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Right, repeat after me.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30- Carry.- Carry.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Oaky.- OK!
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Try again.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35- Kara.- Kara.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36- Oaky.- Oaky!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Faster.- Kara OK.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Karaoke!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Karaoke?!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44We're doing a karaoke competition?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- Ugh, finally.- But...
0:20:46 > 0:20:50But Ed, I've been practising all night on me banjo!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Oh, poor Vic.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Karaoke was invented in Japan
0:20:55 > 0:20:58and basically is singing to a backing track
0:20:58 > 0:21:00with the help of on-screen lyrics.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04There are over 10,000 karaoke places in Japan.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08The longest individual karaoke session on record
0:21:08 > 0:21:10lasted over 100 hours.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12That's more than four days singing!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Luckily, we don't have to
0:21:14 > 0:21:17listen to Ed and Vic sing for that long.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Time for some top tips to make sure they're pitch perfect.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Eiji Nishiyama is going to warm up your vocal cords.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Lip roll.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Ed and Vic start off looking really attractive by loosening their lips.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36And then they move on to scales.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39# Ho, ha, ho, ha, hooo!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41THE KEY CHANGES
0:21:41 > 0:21:45# Ho, ha, ho, ha, hooo!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48# Ahhh...... #
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Next up, Muranaka Takayoshi wants to check out
0:21:52 > 0:21:54your singing and stage presence.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57# Whoo!
0:21:58 > 0:21:59# Nobody knows it...
0:21:59 > 0:22:01OK, tomete.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Wait, I think he's had enough.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04I know I have.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05# ..was down
0:22:05 > 0:22:06# I was your clown
0:22:06 > 0:22:08# Ooh
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- MUSIC STOPS - # Nobody knows... #
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- TRANSLATION:- Yeah.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Yeah?- Yeah.- Is that good?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Your movements are stiff. You need to feel the rhythm.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Don't be so wooden. Loosen up.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Do it now. Loosen.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Shoogle, loosen. Shoogle and listen.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29I WOOD-n't have thought you'd be so bad, Ed.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31But can Vic do any better?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34# Right from the start
0:22:34 > 0:22:36# I gave you my heart
0:22:36 > 0:22:39# Whoa-oh
0:22:39 > 0:22:42# Gave you my heart. #
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Victoria, perfect.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47I like this guy.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Ed, you're going down!
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Vic, I'm impressed.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Maybe you could win this whole competition after all.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57However, unlike the other contestants,
0:22:57 > 0:22:59you two don't know what you're going to be singing.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Well, maybe your outfits will give you a clue.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I was born to wear it.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Still not quite sure why I'm dressed as a farmer on a night out.- No.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10But I think I might know who I am.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12I think you're the Queen.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14And you're going to sing the national anthem.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- OLD LADY VOICE:- # Oh-oh-oh! #
0:23:16 > 0:23:19The stage is set, the judges are seated
0:23:19 > 0:23:22and the first competitor steps up to the mic.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24APPLAUSE
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Things are hotting up.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Ugh.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31MUSIC: Sweet Child Of Mine by Guns N' Roses
0:23:33 > 0:23:36# She's got a smile that it seems to me... #
0:23:36 > 0:23:41Wow, your fellow competitors aren't going to make this easy for you.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43# Money on my mind
0:23:43 > 0:23:47# I do it for, I do it for the love... #
0:23:49 > 0:23:50How you feeling about this, Vic?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53I'll be honest, I feel a little bit intimidated.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55The quality is high.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- How are you feeling? - I'm kind of resigned to the fact
0:23:58 > 0:24:00that I'm going to be completely humiliated.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03I heard we've got some very stiff competition
0:24:03 > 0:24:05in that little lady over there.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15MUSIC: It's Not Unusual by Tom Jones
0:24:15 > 0:24:18# It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
0:24:19 > 0:24:25# It's not unusual to have fun with anyone... #
0:24:25 > 0:24:30It's clear to see Ed and Vic are rattled by this singer so far.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33This competition's definitely heating up.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Who's going to be able to top that act?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39It's time for the...
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Can Ed win round the judges?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Will Vic get stage fright?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50It's time to find out.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52First up, Ed. But what song will he be singing?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Here we go. Let's see what you've got for me.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Olly Murs?!
0:24:59 > 0:25:00CHEERING
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Relaxed and smooth, Ed, relaxed and smooth.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09# Baby, when I look in your eyes...
0:25:09 > 0:25:10Judge.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12# There's no way that I can disguise
0:25:12 > 0:25:15# All those crazy thoughts in my mind now
0:25:15 > 0:25:17# You've got the lock
0:25:17 > 0:25:19# I got the key
0:25:19 > 0:25:20# You know the rest
0:25:20 > 0:25:23# You're just where I want to be
0:25:23 > 0:25:25# Don't ever stop
0:25:25 > 0:25:27# Controlling me
0:25:27 > 0:25:31# I kind of like it when you bring me to my knees
0:25:31 > 0:25:33# You got me wrapped up
0:25:33 > 0:25:35# Around your fingers
0:25:35 > 0:25:39# I'd do anything for your love now
0:25:39 > 0:25:41# And when you touch it
0:25:41 > 0:25:43# The feeling lingers
0:25:43 > 0:25:46# Take me up so high I can't come down... #
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Bravo, Ed. You've given it your all.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Now let's see if Vic can top Ed's performance
0:25:54 > 0:25:56and be crowned karaoke queen.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Queen! I didn't get that.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07# I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
0:26:07 > 0:26:09# I going to go, go, go
0:26:09 > 0:26:12# There's no stopping me
0:26:12 > 0:26:15# I'm burning through the sky, yeah
0:26:15 > 0:26:16# 200 degrees
0:26:16 > 0:26:20# That's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit
0:26:20 > 0:26:22# I'm travelling at the speed of light
0:26:22 > 0:26:26# I want to make a supersonic man out of you
0:26:26 > 0:26:28# Don't stop me now
0:26:28 > 0:26:30# I'm having such a good time
0:26:30 > 0:26:32# I'm having a ball
0:26:32 > 0:26:34# Don't stop me now
0:26:34 > 0:26:36# If you want to have a good time...
0:26:36 > 0:26:37I can't breath.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39# Give me a call
0:26:39 > 0:26:41# Don't stop me, cos I'm having a good time...
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Someone stop her. Someone stop her.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45# ..I'm having a good time
0:26:45 > 0:26:49# I don't want to stop at all. #
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Fine performances by Ed and Vic
0:26:51 > 0:26:54but has either of them done enough to win?
0:26:54 > 0:26:55HOST ROLLS HIS LIPS
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Drumroll.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Pum!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Tanate san desu! Hakushu! - CHEERING
0:27:00 > 0:27:02No, they haven't. Never mind.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Time to get personal - who hit the right note
0:27:05 > 0:27:07and earned the title of AOTP karaoke champion?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10LIP ROLL
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Pum! Douzo!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Vic, Vic, Vic!
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Yaass!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19APPLAUSE
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Whoo!
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