0:00:02 > 0:00:04Are you ready for an amazing adventure?
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Then join Ed Petrie...
0:00:07 > 0:00:09HE IMITATES MONKEY ..and his CBBC mates...
0:00:09 > 0:00:11- Spud me, bruv.- Cheers.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14..on a bonkers and brilliant journey around...
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Asia. Asia. Asia.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18It's going to be epic.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Need I say more?
0:00:19 > 0:00:20You've got it!
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Let's do this.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24We've got loads of brain-boggling facts to tell you about.
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Great, isn't it?
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Welcome to All Over The Place.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Can I watch it?- You're in it.
0:00:29 > 0:00:35We take part in some of Asia's most spectacular and craziest events.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36How far to the sea?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38I'm coming to get you!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40So, are you ready to go...?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# All over the place
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# All over the place
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Me and my mates, all over the place!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:56 > 0:00:57# All over the place
0:00:58 > 0:01:00# All over the place
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# There's stuff to do in Asia that is totally ace
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- # And it turns up... - All over the place! #
0:01:17 > 0:01:19OK, Ed, let's go through that checklist one more time
0:01:19 > 0:01:21because I do not want to miss a chance
0:01:21 > 0:01:23of seeing a proboscis monkey.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Found in the Borneo jungle.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Well, that's where we are, so, check.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Can walk upright.- That's a bit like the crew, don't you think?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Check.- Have massive big bellies.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Again, that is the crew, isn't it?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Check.- The male's nose can be as big as a pencil,
0:01:37 > 0:01:38which helps to attract females.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I think we're all right there, Ben.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45- Yeah, check.- Some say they're the ugliest creatures on the planet.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Need I say more, guys?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50No, Ben, you need to say less
0:01:50 > 0:01:52and get on with looking for the monkeys.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00This is what we're here to try and see, the proboscis monkey,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03definitely not the world's most beautiful creature.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Orange face, big belly, huge nose - he's a real looker!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11You'd think, with bright orange fur,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14the proboscis monkey would be easy to spot,
0:02:14 > 0:02:19as long as you're not disturbed by other Borneo wildlife, that is.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Ben, we're waiting to see something very special here.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Are they dangerous?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24They're indigenous tourists.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Don't provoke them.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I can't believe I'm actually seeing this with my own eyes.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34I didn't think we'd be lucky enough to see them.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Yeah, yeah, leave the poor tourists alone!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41You've got some monkeys to try and find.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46They call that the bearded pig, I think...
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- ..cos it's got a beard. - And it's a pig?
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Pretty much, yeah.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Good, functional name.- Good start.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Yes, it is a good name, for a pig, but not for a monkey,
0:03:01 > 0:03:03which is what you're supposed to be tracking down.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Now, keep your eyes and your ears open.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08- Ed...- Yeah?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09- Ed.- Yeah?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- What are you doing?- I'm holding this up, so you can get past.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Monkeying around. - Oh, no need to thank me!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I'm not quite sure how I get out of this situation.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Can you see something moving?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Yeah, there, there, there, look.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Where?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34No, I can't see anything.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35A monkey's tail.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Where?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Yeah, that's definitely... Ohh!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- It just jumped.- I can't...
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Where? Where, where?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- You've got the binoculars. - Yeah, I know, but I can't...
0:03:49 > 0:03:50- It's there.- Come on.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Look there, right in front, you're actually looking at it now,
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- you're actually looking at it, it's there.- I've found it.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Yes.- Oh, that's amazing.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58In fact, there's a couple of them
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- seem to be going in the same direction.- I can't see that.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I've spotted something else, a guide.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, great idea.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Shall we see if he can tell us a bit more?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11I think we shall.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Did you see the proboscis monkeys just then?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you see there, another one, still there?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Another one?- Wow.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Amazing.- Are they male or female? We can't tell.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22From the size, I can say this is the male group.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25You can see quite a big nose, big belly,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27you can see the size is quite big, right?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30So why do they have these big noses, then?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I mean, there's no getting away from it, they're massive hooters.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- You can talk!- Oh, calm down!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39If you study about this nose, actually...
0:04:40 > 0:04:43..that's quite common in the animal kingdom.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47The male, they're always beautiful.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50In another study, it said they're living near the mangrove area,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53where, as you can see over there, when the tide's coming in,
0:04:53 > 0:04:56sometimes they might migrate to another place,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59and they need to swim, so they use their nose for snorkelling.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Oh, it's a snorkel!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02It helps them breathe, brilliant.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04They should call them the snorkel monkey.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05What sort of size are they?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08This monkey, it's considered the biggest monkey in the world.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13- Wow.- The last record that we have in this part, it's about 35 kilos.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Wow, 35 bags of sugar?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Maybe a little bit smaller than me.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Just smaller than you? - A little bit smaller,
0:05:19 > 0:05:23but according to the study, they can grow a little bit bigger,
0:05:23 > 0:05:25might be more than 40 kilos.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26That's a big monkey.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Wow. And you've got the nose as well, which YOU don't, luckily.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32If that monkey was standing here right now,
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- it would be about that big? - Maybe, more or less.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- That's crazy.- You can see, right, you see the big male over there?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- You can see...- Nearly as big as you?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Yeah.- Where are they going?
0:05:43 > 0:05:48Most probably they are going to the big trees over there, resting,
0:05:48 > 0:05:52to protect them from the predator like python...
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Oh, wow.- ..wildcat, that would be their predator.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01For the small one, there would be the, like, an eagle, for example.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Eagle?!- Yeah, the sea eagle, the white-bellied sea eagle.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07The biggest eagle we have in Borneo, it's about two metres big.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I mean, wings.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12So if the proboscis monkeys are nearly as big as you,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14and eagles eat them, you better watch out!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16THEY LAUGH
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Thank you!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22They are considered a rare species, only can be found in Borneo,
0:06:22 > 0:06:23no other place in the world.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- So we're pretty lucky to have seen them today.- You are.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Right, I think this is the way back.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37I'm glad someone knows.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57HE YAWNS
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Morning, world.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Morning, Roger.- Morning.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Morning, giant claw.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Ahhh!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- MONSTER ROARS - Ahhh!
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Ahhh!
0:07:12 > 0:07:13All right, Ed?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16We've got to get out of here, there's monsters everywhere.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I know, it's great, isn't it?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Great?!
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- MONSTER ROARS - Ahhh!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Pull yourself together, Ed, it's not real.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28This monster of a hotel
0:07:28 > 0:07:31just celebrates the mythical movie creature.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34It features Godzilla-themed rooms, toilets,
0:07:34 > 0:07:37and a frightfully impressive giant Godzilla head
0:07:37 > 0:07:38that towers above the hotel,
0:07:38 > 0:07:41making it a whopping 52 metres high.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44That's taller than 27 Ed Petries on top of each other.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47DRAMATIC VOICE: Ed and Vic,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49you have 31 seconds
0:07:49 > 0:07:54to find out as much as you can about Godzilla and this hotel.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Ed, you have Kuroda, who knows everything about the hotel.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Vic, you have Godzilla, who knows all about the film.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06May the beast...uh, best person win!
0:08:06 > 0:08:10San, ni, ichi, ikimasu!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12How many Godzilla films are there?
0:08:12 > 0:08:1431.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16When did the giant Godzilla head get built?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17In April 2015.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Where was the first one made?
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Here in Japan.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Do people ever have nightmares
0:08:22 > 0:08:24and wake up screaming going "Ahhh!"?
0:08:24 > 0:08:25No.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28So, is this a certain type of film in Japan?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Kaiju.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31It means "monster" in Japanese.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33How many hotel rooms are there?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35There are 970.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39So, Mr Godzilla, what is your Japanese name?
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Gojira.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42HOOTER SOUNDS
0:08:42 > 0:08:44We've run out of time!
0:08:44 > 0:08:45And the winner is...
0:08:47 > 0:08:48..Vic.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53Yeah, get in! Loser, loser!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55You are so immature.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Oh, yeah, I'm not the one that's scared of a pretend monster.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- No, I'm not.- Eh, I think you are.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Come on, prove it, let's go and have a look inside.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06MONSTER ROARS
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Actually, I think I do need the toilet.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Hurry up, man, Ed.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Wow, I've never seen anything like this before.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Eugh, that's too much information!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21No, no, come and have a look.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Just going to press this button.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Look, the walls light up,
0:09:28 > 0:09:30and they're decorated like the control room
0:09:30 > 0:09:32in the original 1954 Japanese movie.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Wow.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Did you just flush the toilet?
0:09:37 > 0:09:38No.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40What was that noise, then?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- MONSTER ROARS - Argh!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Fear not, Ed, Godzilla STILL isn't real.
0:09:46 > 0:09:51This 30-floor-high hotel is owned by the Japanese film studio
0:09:51 > 0:09:54that's made 29 of the 31 Godzilla films.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58You could say its celebration of all things kaiju
0:09:58 > 0:10:01is a ROARING success.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05So, just to make this absolutely clear, Godzilla, not real?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07No, see, look.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10The suit weighed 100kg.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14That's like balancing 330 cans of soup on your body.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Cor, heavy! And not real.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18No, it's not real.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22In fact, they used a little puppet for the close-ups,
0:10:22 > 0:10:24and they sprayed mist out of Godzilla's mouth
0:10:24 > 0:10:26to make it look like his breath.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30And it says here it's the longest-running film in production.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Godzilla is MASSIVE!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Yes, a pretty big operation.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39No, Ed, Godzilla is MASSIVE.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Ahhh!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43GODZILLA ROARS
0:10:47 > 0:10:51First came Godzilla, then came Ghidorah,
0:10:51 > 0:10:54and who can forget Space Amoeba?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Now, hold on to your seats and popcorn and hot dog
0:10:58 > 0:11:00and pic 'n mix and drink,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02it's Boing Boing Bunny!
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Cut!
0:11:11 > 0:11:15I said I wanted something terrifying, like Rodan,
0:11:15 > 0:11:18the 1956 giant prehistoric flying reptile.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Rarrr!
0:11:20 > 0:11:24See how Boing Boing Bunny wiggles its ears of fear?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Rarrr!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29And twitches its nose of destruction?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32How's that spreading terror across Japan?
0:11:32 > 0:11:38Give me a reptile, unleashed by a nuclear explosion, like Gamera,
0:11:38 > 0:11:39in 1965's The Giant Monster.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42You've got it.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48It's Croc A-Doodle-Do.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53I'm going to crush anything in my way...
0:11:53 > 0:11:54I cannae see anything!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Argh! Ah!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Cut!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Gamera, the legendary terrifying turtle,
0:12:01 > 0:12:02got himself into four movies.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04He's got sharp fangs,
0:12:04 > 0:12:06shoots fire from his arm and leg holes
0:12:06 > 0:12:08and he can fly - what's this?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11I can float, though, like a log.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Give me something like Mechagodzilla from 1974.
0:12:16 > 0:12:22The Titan of Terror, 50 metres high, 40,000 tonnes.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Imagine 3,000 double-decker buses
0:12:24 > 0:12:26thumping their way through the streets.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Yeah, yeah, I could do that, yeah.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- OK?- Yeah, yeah, I can do that. - OK. OK.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Now, more than ever, it's Ro-Box.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Ahhh! Ahhh! All I want is a petrifying kaiju monster.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Is that too much to ask?
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Oh, apparently it is!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Find me one, find me one NOW!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Argh!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52I think I've got it.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Run for your lives, it's The Director,
0:12:58 > 0:13:01coming soon to a city near you.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Certificate - very angry!
0:13:28 > 0:13:32# Kathakali is an old Keralan dance-drama
0:13:35 > 0:13:39# Entertaining Indians for centuries
0:13:42 > 0:13:46# Katha means story and kali means play
0:13:46 > 0:13:50# And we're attempting to learn it in a day?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52# It usually takes 13 years
0:13:52 > 0:13:54# So let's see
0:13:57 > 0:14:02# You tell the story using your facial expressions
0:14:04 > 0:14:09# Using muscles that you didn't know you had
0:14:12 > 0:14:16# There's nine emotions to convey
0:14:16 > 0:14:19# You can't speak, just use your face
0:14:19 > 0:14:24# I can just about pull off happy and sad
0:14:28 > 0:14:31# And they have to make us up
0:14:31 > 0:14:35# Hope you've not got plans It takes several hours
0:14:35 > 0:14:38# So many colours to choose
0:14:38 > 0:14:42# To make these pigments natural substances I used
0:14:42 > 0:14:45# And they have to dress us up
0:14:45 > 0:14:49# There's different characters ranging from good to evil
0:14:49 > 0:14:52# That's all that you need to know
0:14:52 > 0:14:57# If you're getting ready for the Kathakali show
0:15:00 > 0:15:04# You have to learn an elaborate sign language
0:15:07 > 0:15:11# Called Mudras, it has its own alphabet
0:15:15 > 0:15:19# And to enhance its clarity
0:15:19 > 0:15:22# Some characters have nails of steel
0:15:22 > 0:15:25# Are you ready to do this, Ed?
0:15:25 > 0:15:26# Not quite yet
0:15:30 > 0:15:33# Cos they have to make us up
0:15:33 > 0:15:38# And I have to say, it's a real improvement
0:15:38 > 0:15:41# Made from paste and paper shapes
0:15:41 > 0:15:45# Draws the attention to the eyes and inner face
0:15:45 > 0:15:48# And they have to dress us up
0:15:48 > 0:15:52# In elaborate costumes and headdresses
0:15:52 > 0:15:56# That's all that you need to know
0:15:56 > 0:16:00# And now we're ready, time to do our thing, let's go! #
0:16:00 > 0:16:01- Sh.- (Sorry).
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Shhhhh!
0:16:21 > 0:16:23So, boss, who is this nutjob we're looking for?
0:16:23 > 0:16:28Some say this nut kills up to 150 people a year,
0:16:28 > 0:16:31and we've got reports dating back hundreds of years
0:16:31 > 0:16:33right here in Sri Lanka.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35There's some bounty on his head.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Bounty? I could do with a snack, boss.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Now, listen up, there's a chance he wasn't working alone.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Got any leads? A name?- Nothing.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Just a word. Coco.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Hey, boss, you know the word coco comes from the old Spanish
0:16:49 > 0:16:52or Portuguese meaning "head" or "skull"?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Coco, coco?
0:16:55 > 0:16:56CLANG!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Well, we'd better keep our heads around here, Agent Ackerley.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03You'd be nuts to let your guard down for a second.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Wow! Check out this coconut climber!
0:17:22 > 0:17:27All coconuts from tall trees must be plucked by hand, just like this.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29And Sarath here must be busy,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32because Sri Lankans consume, on average,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35100 coconuts per person every year.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37That is nuts!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Sarath, I had my heart in my mouth watching that.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- This guy's incredible! - I've never seen anything like it!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44This guy works on the estate, and he usually goes up the trees,
0:17:44 > 0:17:47cuts the coconuts and he brings it down.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48- Oh!- Wow!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Just drink it straight out of the hole?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Yeah, just hold it... Yeah, there you go.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- Thank you.- Mm. Wow!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56You don't get much fresher than that.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Cheers!- Cheers!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Why are there so many coconut trees around here?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Well, this is the Coconut Triangle you're in,
0:18:05 > 0:18:07and most of the coconut trees that are grown in Sri Lanka
0:18:07 > 0:18:09are in this Coconut Triangle.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Is this why you grow them, for a nice refreshing drink?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Well, this is the immature nut, and this part of the nut,
0:18:15 > 0:18:16you actually drink it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18When this coconut matures,
0:18:18 > 0:18:20we use it actually for the cooking industry
0:18:20 > 0:18:24and for the cosmetic industry and for coconut oil.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26You can even use coconuts
0:18:26 > 0:18:29as the basis of a nutty television game show.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35Let's play Coco Loco!
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Please welcome my beautiful assistant, Bull Turnbull.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Let's play...
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- TURNBULL TRUMPS - Turnbull!
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Sri Lanka is famous for growing a sweet, sweet coconut,
0:18:49 > 0:18:55the one I'm holding here, but by what royal name is it known as?
0:18:55 > 0:18:56King coconut.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Is correct!
0:18:58 > 0:18:59This is a king coconut.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01TURNBULL TRUMPS
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Oh, he's a bit windy today, isn't he?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08What M is the coconut product
0:19:08 > 0:19:10that's used in curries and other Sri Lankan dishes?
0:19:10 > 0:19:11I know this one.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13It's milk, coconut milk.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Correct! There it is.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Amazing, isn't it? Although, how do you milk a coconut?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25That'll do nicely, Bull.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32Is a coconut in fact a nut...or not a nut?
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Not a nut.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Is correct!
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Yes!- The coconut is in fact a drupe,
0:19:39 > 0:19:43which is a type of fruit that's only got one seed, or something.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Anyway, it gives me great pleasure to tell you
0:19:46 > 0:19:49that you have won a pony!
0:19:49 > 0:19:50- Yes!- Can you see it?
0:19:50 > 0:19:55Look, it's coming! Oh, it's coming towards you, your very own pony.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57COCONUT CLIPCLOPS
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Oh, it's stopped.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00It's seen your face.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02COCONUT CLIP-CLOPS FASTER
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Oh, it's running away.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Oh. Goodbye.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Oh, I see we're facing off, like in one of those old kung fu films.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33You cannot defeat my kung fu panda belly bump.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36You may well be an expert at the kung fu panda belly bump,
0:20:36 > 0:20:39but I have been mastering the tiger pose.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41TIGER ROARS
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Anyone can do the tiger.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Watch.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45CAT MEOWS
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Shall we just get on with the main event?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55TIGER ROARS
0:20:58 > 0:21:02We're not in Hollywood making movies, guys.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06We're in the Wudang Mountains, and, for a staggering 700 years,
0:21:06 > 0:21:10this has been the ultimate training ground for Wudang kung fu.
0:21:12 > 0:21:18And here's the maestro of martial arts and top trainer, Master Yuan.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22With 21 years' experience, and having starred with Jackie Chan,
0:21:22 > 0:21:24he is the Wudang kung fu king...
0:21:25 > 0:21:28..and will show Ed and Naomi exactly how it's done.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Maybe we'll be doing that by the end of the day.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Oh, definitely.- Can you learn kung fu in a day, Master Yuan?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40It is impossible.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- We've got our work cut out for us, then.- Yes.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45What are the reasons that people want to learn kung fu?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Someone want to be strong.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Someone want to improve their...
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- ..energy.- Well, that's me.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55And someone want to improve their wisdom.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Yeah, he needs the wisdom. - And does it hurt?
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- For beginners, yes, it does hurt. - Oh, no.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Oh, yes, Ed! You've got a bit of catching up to do.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Children as young as four learn some crazy skills here
0:22:11 > 0:22:14at the Internal Kung Fu Academy.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17I want to be able to do that! They look so awesome!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21These are the coolest kids I've ever seen.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27We're supposed to do this, us two, in a day?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29You're sweating. You haven't moved yet!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- We're not good enough!- Not worthy!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Ow, oh, it's hot down there!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Ow!
0:22:42 > 0:22:43I hope that warm-up's done you good
0:22:43 > 0:22:47cos it's time for some kung fu training.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Master Yuan, what are we going to be learning first?
0:22:51 > 0:22:52- Balance.- Balance.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Balance.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Relax. Breathe in.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- Oh, one leg.- On one leg.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Oh, your knee's so high!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Straight, your leg. - Are you having a laugh?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13What?!
0:23:13 > 0:23:14SHE GROANS
0:23:18 > 0:23:22The foot goes high, so don't do this without a warm-up.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Keep relaxed and just kick up.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Your foot just nearly touched your ear then.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- Try. Trust yourself.- OK.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Go.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39When you kick, your knee don't bend.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Ah, got to keep my leg straight.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Use momentum, momentum.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Momentum.- Go!
0:23:47 > 0:23:48That was better, wasn't it?
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Yes, good, good.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Punching on the master's command.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Your waist, here, protect, protect here.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Right, OK. You need to protect it when you're around.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05And you have to really focus.
0:24:05 > 0:24:11One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13OK. Stop.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Didn't hurt your hand there, did I? - No.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17When I stop, you have to stop.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20One, two, three...
0:24:20 > 0:24:21NAOMI LAUGHS
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Don't laugh.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27One, two, three, four, five, six.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30I'm pretty sure you were just a mind out, you know, you're just not...
0:24:30 > 0:24:31I've lost focus completely.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34The reactions, you need to be always focused.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37I'm going to fall down on the third discipline.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- Ooh!- Ready for the main event, then?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Yeah, never felt more ready for a main event.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45I will be as soon as my hip stops being dislocated.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51The Main Event.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57In this first round, whoever has the best balance will get more points.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Round one, balance.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Oh, impressive crane posture from Naomi.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Ed is less crane, more T-Rex.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Look at that straight leg and balance from Naomi.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Bonus points, there!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Ed's leg is a little bent and he's not as smooth.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Ed was T-Rex while Naomi was T-Rific.
0:25:23 > 0:25:2660 points to Ed, 80 points to Naomi.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Round two.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Whoever can kick the straightest and highest will get more points.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Flexibility.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Naomi kicks us off, relaxed and controlled.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Ed's kicking high, but his leg is nowhere near as straight.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Naomi's legs are as straight as an arrow.
0:25:52 > 0:25:57And that's the technique that Ed can't seem to master.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01In this round, Ed scores 50 points,
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Naomi scores 70!
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Naomi's ahead on 150 to Ed's 110.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Round three.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16In this final round, it's all about reactions.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Ed's trailing, but remember, Naomi kept on punching out of time.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Reaction.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24One, two, three, four...
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Ed is a picture of concentration.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27He's not even blinking.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Seven, eight, nine...
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Naomi's lost focus, just like in training.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Her mind's gone again.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Has Ed pulled it back?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41His timing is bang-on.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Ed scores 80!
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Naomi scores 40!
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Final total.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52190 each!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55It's a tie! Now Master Yuan will decide
0:26:55 > 0:26:58who is the main event champion.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Master Yuan, how did we do?
0:26:59 > 0:27:04It's stable and...a quiet, you know? Good.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07But Ed, his, like...reactions better.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- Him? Are you sure?- Yeah, yeah.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11So, who's the winner?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Naomi.- Ahhh!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20I feel so kung cool.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22I feel like a kung fool.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26You've been watching All Over The Place: Asia.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36HORN BEEPS