0:00:02 > 0:00:04Are you ready for an amazing adventure?
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Then join Ed Petrie... ED RETCHES
0:00:07 > 0:00:09..and his CBBC mates...
0:00:09 > 0:00:11- Spot me, bruv!- Yes.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14..on a bonkers and brilliant journey around...
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Asia! Asia! Asia!
0:00:16 > 0:00:17It's going to be epic!
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Oh, aye! It's amazing!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22- So there.- Let's do this.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25We've got loads of brain-boggling facts to tell you about.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Welcome to All Over The Place.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Can I watch it?- You're IN it.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33We'll take part in some of Asia's most spectacular
0:00:33 > 0:00:35and craziest events.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36How far's the sea?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38I'm coming to get you!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40So, are you ready to go...?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# All over the place
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# All over the place
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# Me and my mates all over the place!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# Whatever we do is straight and true!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# All over the place
0:00:57 > 0:01:01# All over the place
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# There's stuff to do in Asia that is totally ace
0:01:04 > 0:01:07# And it turns up all over the place! #
0:01:21 > 0:01:23All right, Chris?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- What's all this?- What do you mean?
0:01:25 > 0:01:26What do YOU mean?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Well, you said, and I quote, "Chris,
0:01:30 > 0:01:35"we are going to an unbelievable temple, filled with 20,000 rats,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37"so you'd better bring something."
0:01:37 > 0:01:39End quote. So I brought something.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Loads of things. Bait, traps, poison -
0:01:43 > 0:01:44should get the job done.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Ugh! Where do I start?
0:01:45 > 0:01:50Right, the temple is full of rats, but it's a temple TO rats.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52So when I said bring something, I meant a gift.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- I don't want you to exterminate them.- Oh.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58So they worship the rats?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- HE SIGHS - That's a relief, actually.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I thought it was a bit extreme. I quite like rats.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Don't worry, Chris, we'll deal with your luggage.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13As usual.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18This temple is dedicated to Karni Mata, the rat goddess.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Her Hindu followers believe that they'll be reincarnated, or reborn,
0:02:22 > 0:02:24as rats after they die.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26They call the rats kabbas
0:02:26 > 0:02:30and these holy rats we see in the temple are her reborn followers.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34So these rodents are, literally, the relations of the worshippers.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Keep your eyes open, you might just spot one or two of them.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Oh, there's one.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Oh, yeah. Just another 19,999 to go.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49This is bonkers!
0:02:49 > 0:02:50- They're everywhere!- Yeah.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53It's a good job for the rats we've taken our shoes off.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Yeah, I'm still scared of stepping on them, though.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Yeah, you should be. If you step on a rat,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00you have to buy a solid silver rat to replace it.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06So, the locals believe that when you die, you come back as a rat?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Not just the locals, and not just rats.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Most Hindus believe in reincarnation,
0:03:09 > 0:03:12so if you've led a good life, you come back as something nice,
0:03:12 > 0:03:16but if you've done bad things, you come back as something unpleasant.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18No, sorry, I just felt him leap up my leg.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Please, don't, dude!
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Oh, Lordy!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Still wouldn't fancy myself a rat, though.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Karni Mata, the local goddess - her animal is a rat,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33so her worshippers think the rats are really good.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34These all seem pretty happy to me.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I'd prefer for a lion. Regal, majestic.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Powerful.- I think you did something bad in a former life and you've come
0:03:40 > 0:03:41back as Chris Johnson.
0:03:43 > 0:03:49DRUMMING
0:03:49 > 0:03:53That drum you can hear means that a special ritual is about to begin.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59This is an offering ceremony for Karni Mata.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01They're giving coconut and other food for the rats.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Can you ever imagine when, in normal life,
0:04:03 > 0:04:07you would stand this close to a load of rats?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10They are all around my feet.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- And all above your head. - Oh, I didn't know that!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16I didn't know they were up there. It's fine.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I'm really fine about it.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Right, got some of the finest rat confectionery here.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- What have you brought them?- Erm...
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I have brought them...
0:04:28 > 0:04:31that fluffy toffee from the packet from last week.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- That's not...- That's not really good enough for the rat god, is it?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Save that for later.- Do you want to share some of this?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38There's one on my foot!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41There's one on my foot right now!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44It's fine, I'm really fine about it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46So let's just feed them, shall we?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48There we go.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49There you go.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51My little friends.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oh, they're loving it, Chris.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I think they're coming over to you for some more.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I told you, I told you it was the finest rat confectionery.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04There's another one on my foot!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Oh, it's probably doing a wee on my sock!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Ugh!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15It's amazing how you just get used to them, isn't it?
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Erm, yeah, yeah.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20You know the greatest blessing is supposed to be to see a white rat?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24That's the goddess Karni Mata, or one of her family.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Really?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Bet I can find one before you can.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29You're on.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32And so the rat race is on to see who's going to be
0:05:32 > 0:05:34champion white rodent spotter.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I thought it would be a bit easier than this.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40To be honest, I don't really care if I find one or not.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42As long as Chris Johnson doesn't.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47I think Ed's more worried about getting rat poo on his socks.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51You guys see any white kabba?
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Hello?
0:05:52 > 0:05:56It's all right, you're having a nap, I'll...check again later.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Hang on, there is actually... Hey, look!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04We've got one!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06There's Karni Mata!
0:06:07 > 0:06:12The worshippers can't believe Chris has actually found a white rat,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14and neither will Ed believe it.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17What a blessing, eh? Look how excited everyone is!
0:06:21 > 0:06:22- Any joy?- Oh, yeah.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25A little bit of joy. A little bit of blessed joy.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- You didn't see a white rat? - I did.- I don't believe you.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Right, shall we call it a day? - Yeah, all right, then.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- What do you fancy for dinner? - I'm thinking ratatouille.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Er, no. Not in India. It's more curry-based food.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- RAT-atouille.- No, you want France for that, Chris.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- RAT-ATOUILLE.- Stop saying ratatouille!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Welcome to Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05I'm here to discover one of China's most terrifying creatures...
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Er, excuse me, what are you doing?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Presenting Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10CBBC's top-rated wildlife show!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Oh, that programme where you're scared of everything all the time.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Well, stop it.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18This is All Over The Place, CBBC's top-rated comedy travelogue.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I am NOT scared of everything.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Yes, you are. "Oh, no, it's a snake, I'm scared of that!"
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- That's not my voice.- "Ooh, there's a beetle, help me! Help me!
0:07:28 > 0:07:29"Ooh, there's a big, big..."
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Dragon!- Dragon. DRAGON?!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Aargh! Eat her, not me!
0:07:34 > 0:07:39'The dragon escalator is now open, please buy tickets at t'gate.'
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oh. That's...very interesting.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44We should go and look at that.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Oh, poor Naomi.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49No need to be frightened, Ed.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Unless you're scared of escalators,
0:07:52 > 0:07:55because inside this colossal dragon are six of them,
0:07:55 > 0:07:56all joined together,
0:07:56 > 0:08:00making this one of the longest outdoor escalators in the world!
0:08:00 > 0:08:05The Long Dian Ti is a smooth ride of 258 metres.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07That's at the same length as eight blue whales!
0:08:07 > 0:08:13And people have a WHALE of a time riding up this escalator to reach
0:08:13 > 0:08:17the Dragon Gorge, otherwise known as Longqing.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Time to get your teeth into some facts.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22'Ed and Naomi,
0:08:22 > 0:08:25'you have 32 seconds to find out as much as you can about the dragon
0:08:25 > 0:08:29'escalator and the gorge it guards.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34'Ed, you have Yao Jiao, who knows all about the dragon.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36'Naomi, you have Ming Yun,
0:08:36 > 0:08:40'who knows all about the gorge and what you can see there.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43'San, er, yi - zou!'
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Aargh! Just trying to fit in.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48How old is the dragon?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- TRANSLATION:- It was built in 1998.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52What is at the top, up there?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- TRANSLATION:- Oh, right at the top is a very beautiful gorge, very wide.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Can I train the dragon?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- No, you can't, no way.- OK!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Have any famous people ever visited the gorge?
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Well, a lot of emperors visited in the past, like Emperor Song,
0:09:05 > 0:09:07he was born here, lived right at the top of the road,
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- up there, up to the right.- Ah!- Yeah.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Why are dragons so important in Chinese culture?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Chinese people are thought to be descendants of dragons.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Wow, really?- Yes. - KLAXON BLARES
0:09:17 > 0:09:19That's very interesting, that.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Wish I was descended from a dragon. Aargh!
0:09:22 > 0:09:26'The person who tipped the dragon scales in their favour is...
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- 'Ed!'- Oh, yes!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32'And your prize is a free ticket up the escalator.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35'Naomi, you need to pay 40 kuai for a ticket.'
0:09:36 > 0:09:3840 kuai, ooh!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Well, how much is 40 kuai?
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Ooh, 40 kuai!- Can you lend me some money, please, Ed?- No!
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- Mind the sharp teeth.- Oh, yeah. Need to brush your teeth, mate.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51We're on the escalator!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Never been so excited to be on an escalator.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57On an escalator, I know!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Wahey!- Number two.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Yes.- This one is definitely more exciting than number one.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Oh, yes, definitely. This one's my favourite so far.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Watch out, cameraman, watch out!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Are you all right, mate?- Are you all right?- I think he's coming round.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13That was nasty.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15You OK?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Right. Next escalator!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19DING
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Hmm, very tranquil escalator.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22- I feel very calm.- Yes.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Number three, I find, is much more calming than number two.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Yes, I feel the same.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28DING
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Number four is very popular. - Extremely!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I can see why.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Woohoo!- Yay, riding number four!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Aw, we're coming to the end!
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Aw, that was so much fun.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- BOTH:- Aw!
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Beat that, number five!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Yeah.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- DING - I don't like number five.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Oh, it's a noisy one, this. - DING
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Number six is noisy. - Keep the noise down, number six.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Shh.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Hang on. Oh, no, that's the end of the whole thing!
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- Aw!- There's only six. Oh.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- That's really sad. Bye, escalators. - Bye.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04There's no need to feel sad.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Just wait till you see what's next.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Oh, wow, there's boats on top of a mountain!
0:11:10 > 0:11:11It's not just boats.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13There are cable cars, too!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15And they'll take you all the way to the top.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19But meanwhile, you two are going on a GORGE-ous sightseeing tour.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Most of the time, when you ride in an escalator,
0:11:25 > 0:11:26you arrive in a car park or...
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Food court.- Yeah.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30This is a bit better, isn't it?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Tell them what you see in the rock formation, Naomi.- Ah-ha!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I think it looks like somebody's climbing the rock,
0:11:40 > 0:11:42not wearing any clothes.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43And they've got their bottom out.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Can you see a bottom in the rock, viewers?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48There is a rock called Leaping Bear Rock,
0:11:48 > 0:11:50maybe that's a Leaping Bare Bottom.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Apparently people do bungee jumps around here.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- I don't.- No! You wouldn't catch me doing one of those.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Keep your eyes peeled, we might see one.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00- Wow.- Oh, look at that!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Lovely!
0:12:02 > 0:12:07At 7km long, there are plenty of things to do, like visit temples,
0:12:07 > 0:12:09teahouses, and this...
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Oh, there's a bungee jump.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Ah, it's the platform!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17He looks a bit grumpy.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Has he just done it?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21That's exactly how I'd feel if I'd done it.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Are you feeling seasick, or are you all right?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- No, I'm feeling al... - HE RETCHES
0:12:28 > 0:12:31This is epic. One of the best boat rides I've ever been on.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I had to agree with you.
0:12:34 > 0:12:39Although, the highlight for me was escalator number four.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Oh, yes, that was awesome, wasn't it?
0:13:07 > 0:13:08- # Well, who'd have.. - Thought
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- # The most popular... - Sport
0:13:10 > 0:13:11# Was cricket, and Sri Lanka are great
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- # For quite a small... - Nation
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- # With a tiny... - Population
0:13:15 > 0:13:16# They always punch above their weight
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- # Kids play it in the... - Street
0:13:18 > 0:13:19- # Kids play it on the... - Beach
0:13:19 > 0:13:21# They play it almost anywhere
0:13:21 > 0:13:22- # And this is the... - Reason
0:13:22 > 0:13:23- # They do well every... - Season
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# And produce players with great flair, oh, yeah!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# When Muralitharan began his bowling run
0:13:32 > 0:13:34# The batsman would quake with fear
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# The Sri Lankan bowler knocked 800 over
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# In a stunning international career
0:13:39 > 0:13:41# You can't call it luck when he won the World Cup
0:13:41 > 0:13:42# With Sri Lanka back in '96
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# But enough of this chatting, time to show off my batting
0:13:45 > 0:13:47# And my cricket-related tricks
0:13:47 > 0:13:48# I'll teach you to...
0:13:48 > 0:13:50# Bowl this way
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Bat this way
0:13:53 > 0:13:55# Throw this way
0:13:55 > 0:13:57# And catch this way
0:14:01 > 0:14:03# Do you know the rules? Learned them all at school
0:14:03 > 0:14:06# Cos it's very easy to go wrong
0:14:06 > 0:14:08# I don't need you to show, I'm not stupid, you know
0:14:08 > 0:14:10# I'll pick it up as I go along
0:14:10 > 0:14:11# It's not as easy as it seems
0:14:11 > 0:14:13# There are two teams
0:14:13 > 0:14:15# One bats, one fields and they swap
0:14:15 > 0:14:17# And the point of cricket, to defend your wicket
0:14:17 > 0:14:19# Knock 'em over is the bowler's job
0:14:19 > 0:14:20# Like this!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26# You have to stand in front of these things called stumps
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# And the bowler delivers the ball
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# Then I have to hit that using this wooden bat?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33# Sounds easy, is that all?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35# Though I'm just a beginner, I'm a natural winner
0:14:35 > 0:14:37# Well, we'll soon see about that
0:14:37 > 0:14:39# What do you think about this? #
0:14:39 > 0:14:40'She'll probably miss.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41'Oh, that's gone for a six.'
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Howzat!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45# Bowl this way
0:14:45 > 0:14:47# Bat this way
0:14:47 > 0:14:49# Throw this way
0:14:49 > 0:14:50# And catch this way
0:14:56 > 0:14:58# Let's have a break in the club cafe
0:14:58 > 0:15:00# It's full of memorabilia
0:15:00 > 0:15:02# Established by James and Gabrielle Wright
0:15:02 > 0:15:04# From Melbourne in Australia
0:15:04 > 0:15:07# There's a signpost here that tells you how near
0:15:07 > 0:15:09# You are to famous cricket grounds
0:15:09 > 0:15:11# If you're in Colombo, pop in and say hello
0:15:11 > 0:15:14# It's a jolly nice place to look around
0:15:14 > 0:15:16# Bowl this way
0:15:16 > 0:15:19# Bat this way
0:15:19 > 0:15:21# Throw this way
0:15:21 > 0:15:23# And catch this way
0:15:23 > 0:15:25# You have to say
0:15:25 > 0:15:27# I'm not bad, eh?
0:15:27 > 0:15:31# I learned to play in just one day. #
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Beginner's luck.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Water...
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Need water!- Or ice cream.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56That would work.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57We need to find the Bedouin.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Those Arabian nomads that live in the desert?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02They'll have ice cream...
0:16:02 > 0:16:03maybe.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Hang on! It's the Empire State building!
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Huh?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09You're right! But New York's 7,000 miles that way!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Oh, it's a mirage!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16We're so thirsty, we're imagining things!
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Why?!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Oh, why?!
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Hang on, again - a Bedouin camp.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Oh, another mirage!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Don't be fooled!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Suit yourself. I'm off to say, "Hiya!"
0:16:29 > 0:16:31No! Iain!
0:16:32 > 0:16:37It's no mirage. Iain's saying "Hiya!" to a Bedouin camp.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41They might not have ice cream, but these nomads can live with style,
0:16:41 > 0:16:44even miles from civilisation.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46For thousands of years, they've moved across the desert
0:16:46 > 0:16:47with the seasons.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50And it can be tough out there, but the boys needn't worry,
0:16:50 > 0:16:53as the Bedouin are famous for their hospitality.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Dining on a diet of lamb, camel's milk and sweet dates,
0:16:57 > 0:16:59dinner is always an event.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Time for expert Samira to show us what's on the menu.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- IN COD FRENCH ACCENT: - Asia's tastiest food!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07France's toughest critic!
0:17:07 > 0:17:11He is better than you! it's Rene Mangetout!
0:17:11 > 0:17:12HE BURPS
0:17:12 > 0:17:15I, Rene Mangetout, have travelled all the way from France
0:17:15 > 0:17:17on the back of a camel...
0:17:18 > 0:17:20..I'm scared of flying...
0:17:20 > 0:17:25..to see if you have what it takes to cook bread the Bedouin way.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Well, I've not got any idea.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29That lady might, she is a Bedouin.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Shh!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Hop to it!
0:17:32 > 0:17:33- Sorry, what?- Hop to it!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Little salt. - Salt.- A little water.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42- In the flour?- Yeah.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44And put a little water.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- OK.- You can try.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48OK, here we go.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Ugh! How does this become bread?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54What is this? This is not playschool.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56We're mixing the dough.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Ah!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59"Doughnut" disappoint me.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01RENE CHUCKLES
0:18:01 > 0:18:04"Doughnut" disappoint me!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Worse... Worse the second time.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I feel like I'm getting in the way rather than helping.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Not good.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15The mixture is ready.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19The next crucial stage is the cooking.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23It looks like a crepe. I travel all the way from France for a crepe?!
0:18:23 > 0:18:24It's a regag!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26If it is a crepe, I will be very angry, monsieur.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- I will not let that happen. Get out.- Is it a crepe?
0:18:29 > 0:18:30No, it's regag, you crazy guy.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Regag!- Hmm, I have my eye on you.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35And you.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Oh, and then you fold it up, like an enve...
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Oh, oh, oh! That's hot.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Like this?- No...
0:18:41 > 0:18:43This is the best regag you've ever seen?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- No, it's not good.- This is good!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- What are you doing? No! - This is great!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Look at... This is... - Not good?
0:18:50 > 0:18:51HE CHUCKLES
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Look at that.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Here, Samira.- Hi!- Hello!
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Rene must now decide who is crowned the Bedouin MasterChef.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03The tension is in-TENTS.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Monsieur Stirling, ou est le pain?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Ici.- What?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Here.- Oh.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Why did you not say so?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Sorry, sorry, sorry.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Surprisingly well cooked, monsieur.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Ugh! Ugh, it taste horrible!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23You didn't taste it!
0:19:23 > 0:19:24- I did!- It didn't go in your mouth!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26It DID go in my mouth, ugh!
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Non, monsieur, no, no, no!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Madame?
0:19:37 > 0:19:38I do not like it.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Why?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I love it! Ah-ha!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45It is like a crepe, but so much more!
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Ha-ha!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Ah, je l'aime!
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Nom-nom-nom-nom!
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Now, clean this sand up.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Is it a chortle?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- No.- A chuckle?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- Nope.- A giggle?
0:20:14 > 0:20:15A guffaw? A roar?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- A howl?- None of the above.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20But you said we were coming to Furano for some laughs.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21I did indeed, Mr Petrie.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22What kind of laughs, Cel?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25The only type of laughs you'll see around here, Mr Petrie, are...
0:20:25 > 0:20:27belly laughs!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Wahey!
0:20:29 > 0:20:30THEY LAUGH HEARTILY
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Get your belly out!- No!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Go on, get your belly out!- No!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Oh, bit weird!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38It's a bit weird. Oh-ho-ho!
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Oh-ho-ho! You're in the right place for belly laughs today.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Back in 1969, the town of Furano decided
0:20:46 > 0:20:49it needed a festival to bring people together.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Furano is right in the centre of the island of Hokkaido,
0:20:53 > 0:20:57so they decided to create a festival about something else in the centre -
0:20:57 > 0:20:59the belly button.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01So, the Heso Matsuri,
0:21:01 > 0:21:03or Belly Button Festival,
0:21:03 > 0:21:04was born!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07In the first year, only 11 people took part in the main event at the
0:21:07 > 0:21:10festival, the belly button dance.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Now, over 5,000 people turn up to have their bellies painted,
0:21:14 > 0:21:16watched by thousands more.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I love the fact that someone in this town said,
0:21:18 > 0:21:21"What we need is a festival, but we need to give it a theme."
0:21:22 > 0:21:25"I've got an idea, how about, because we're in the centre
0:21:25 > 0:21:27"of the island, we take the centre of the body,
0:21:27 > 0:21:29"which is the belly button..."
0:21:29 > 0:21:30"Oh, yes, see where you're going with this."
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- "..and use it as inspiration?" - "Yes, yes, we could do
0:21:33 > 0:21:35"a belly button festival, paint everyone's belly buttons
0:21:35 > 0:21:37"with faces and make them dance around?"
0:21:37 > 0:21:39"Yas, I like the sound of that. Let's dance!"
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Actually, to be fair, it's the reason WE'RE here.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44- It kind of works.- Yeah, I like it.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48You two just can't help yourselves, can you?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Well, at least you're joining in the dancing,
0:21:51 > 0:21:53and there's lots of it going on here.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Oi! this is no time to be sitting down
0:21:56 > 0:21:58and practising your Japanese handwriting!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Although, I am actually impressed by your efforts.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03You've got a belly button expert to meet...
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Takeshi, lovely to meet you.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Could you tell myself and Ed, what do we have to do?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- TRANSLATION:- Well, first of all, you get your costume on, right?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Put the costume on, and then you've got to get
0:22:17 > 0:22:19your belly painted, right?
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Then, you dress up and join a team, and you have a dance.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Can you show us how to dance?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Yeah, of course I will. Right.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30You put your hat on, you put the hands and the costume on, and then,
0:22:30 > 0:22:33quite simply, you dance to the rhythm, like that, look.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Whoa, I'm dancing!
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Ba-rap-bap, boo-da ba-bof.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37It's great fun.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38- Slight rock there.- Wahey!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Big smile on our face.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42With a big smile on your face, look at my feet.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- I'm unstoppable. - Think we've got that covered.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- Yeah.- Unlike our belly buttons, unfortunately.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Yes, well, you are going to have your belly buttons covered, Ed...
0:22:51 > 0:22:53in paint!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56You both need to hope you get a masterpiece on your belly,
0:22:56 > 0:22:57as that will help you win.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00The competition is judged on three criteria.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Kizuna, which is the design of the painting.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Mai, which is how good your dancing is.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09And Hana, which is the originality of your costume,
0:23:09 > 0:23:11and how much fun you're having.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Are you having fun yet, Ed?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15The first time I've ever let somebody paint my belly.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Hmm, I'm not sure that's a resounding "Yes."
0:23:22 > 0:23:23You like that?
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Yeah?- Ooh, OK.- Get used to it.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I have a feeling this is going to be cold.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33- Arigato.- Domo.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38What's so funny?
0:23:40 > 0:23:41What, this situation?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45I just realised that, because when you're stood in there,
0:23:45 > 0:23:46it's all quite normal.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49And then you step outside, into the real world, and go...
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Hello, everyone!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Welcome to All Over The Place!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57The bellies are painted, and now it's time for
0:23:57 > 0:24:01the All Over The Place belly button dance-off!
0:24:01 > 0:24:05It's belly dancing as you've never seen it before.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06But will it be Team Ed or Team Cel
0:24:06 > 0:24:08that takes home the trophy?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Bring on the bellies!
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Ready to go. Oh, yes.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Apparently we've got a dance routine.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19I've got no idea how to do it.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Well, you better pick up the steps as you go along, Ed.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Cue the band - we're off!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Ed and Cel begin at opposite ends of the street,
0:24:29 > 0:24:32and must complete several circuits,
0:24:32 > 0:24:35impressing the judges each time they pass.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Good luck, boys.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41I'm exhausted already.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44I'm only been going for a minute - this lasts for an hour!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46It's hot. Whoo!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I think I'm doing belly, belly well!
0:24:49 > 0:24:53You may think that, Ed, but what do the judges think?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57You certainly seem to be having fun, but I'm not sure about your dancing,
0:24:57 > 0:24:59and that could cost you.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02It's a good workout, this.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Cel seems to be picking up the dance steps pretty well, though,
0:25:06 > 0:25:09and he's having fun.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12So has Ed found his dancing feet?
0:25:12 > 0:25:16He's definitely having fun, but I'm still not sure about the dancing.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18I don't know how Ed's getting on.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Oh, no, I've dropped my lantern!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Oh, no! Has Ed lost the trophy as well as his lantern?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Or can he still pick up the pieces?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29It's a disaster!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Wow, Cel's totally in step with his team, though.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37Surely that will get him high points from the judges for dancing style.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38I've lost my place.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Oh, but Cel's feet have taken a break!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Can he get back into the rhythm?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Ed is definitely going all-out for having fun.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Think I impressed the judges there with a bit of belly action.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54One with the hands, two, two, two...
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Cel's back in the game.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- I've lost it again! - Oh, no, is he?!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Oh, this is the rest point.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02And, boy, do I need a rest!
0:26:02 > 0:26:04This is actually very tiring -
0:26:04 > 0:26:07an hour of dancing in the evening heat!
0:26:07 > 0:26:08So have a little rest, Ed.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11This is absolutely fantastic.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Cel's still going strong, but where is Ed?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Oi, I said have a rest, not call it a night!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Don't tell anyone, but we've been past the judges' tables
0:26:20 > 0:26:24a few times now, so I've ducked out, and I'm having a nice sit down.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27So, that's it all over.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29What will our judges make of it all?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Done it! I completed it!
0:26:31 > 0:26:35It was, erm... It was tougher than I expected, actually.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38But I completed the parade, and I am buzzing.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39I don't know where Ed is.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Ah, wonderful! Look at that! Good boy!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Just having a rest after my hard work.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48- That's great work!- Dropout!- What? - What are you doing sat down?
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- What? I did the whole thing! - You did the whole thing(!)- I did!
0:26:51 > 0:26:55- How many times did you go up and down?- Erm...
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- Four?- He didn't! He didn't complete!
0:26:57 > 0:26:58I did!
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Every time I was going up and down, I was like that, "Where's Ed?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03"Where's Ed?" And he's sat here, chilling.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I was doing more energetic dancing, and I've hurt my leg.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07That's a DNF.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Did not finish.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Boom!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Wow! Is Cel right?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Has Ed's slacking cost him the trophy?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18It's time to find out.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21And the winner is Team...
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- Cel!- Yay! Arigato.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Don't mention it, son.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28I bet that's hard to...stomach, Ed, eh?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30I'm belly, belly upset.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34You've been watching All Over The Place Asia!