0:00:02 > 0:00:04'Are you ready for an amazing adventure?
0:00:04 > 0:00:06'Then join Ed Petrie...'
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Yuck!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09'..and his CBBC mates...'
0:00:09 > 0:00:11- Spud me, bruv.- Yes.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14'..on a bonkers and brilliant journey around...'
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Asia! Asia! Asia!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18'It's going to be epic!'
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Oh, it's amazing!
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Let's do this.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25We've got loads of brain-boggling facts to tell you about.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Welcome to All Over The Place.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- Can I watch it?- You're in it!
0:00:30 > 0:00:31'We'll take part in some of Asia's
0:00:31 > 0:00:35'most spectacular and craziest events.'
0:00:35 > 0:00:36How far is the sea?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38I'm coming to get you!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40'So, are you ready to go...?'
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# All over the place
0:00:43 > 0:00:44# All over the place
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Me and my mates, all over the place!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# All over the place
0:00:58 > 0:00:59# All over the place
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# There's stuff to do in Asia that is totally ace
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- # And it turns up... - # All over the place! #
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Stop saying we're lost, Naomi, I know exactly where we're going.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27I thought you were going to show me the Beijing of the future, though,
0:01:27 > 0:01:30you know, where the Olympics was held, that Bird's Nest.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33It looks like it could have been beamed down to earth in Star Trek.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36We are going boldly into the future, don't you worry.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Well, it doesn't look like modern Beijing to me.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I am following this map to the letter.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Can I have a look at that map?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Be my guest.- Ed, this is a map of Basingstoke.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh! I thought it was a bit weird
0:01:49 > 0:01:52there was a Basingstoke Barry's British Pie Shop here.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Where are we, then?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58It doesn't take a genius to figure out
0:01:58 > 0:02:01we're not in NEW Beijing, but OLD Beijing.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05These are hutongs, old streets with shops on the front,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07houses at the back,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09and they're 700 years old!
0:02:09 > 0:02:13There's lots of socialising, quirky shops and fashion,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16making this the home of the hipster.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19It would be great to have some hipster guides to show us around.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Turns out they're all busy, so we've ended up with these two.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Hi, guys.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Eddie Blags Stuff here with more of my amazeballs travel vlog.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32I've got 3,901 subscribers and counting.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yay! I win the internet!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Oh, hey, inter-web fan-ily.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40You are watching a far superior travel vlog with me,
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Nomes Totes LOLS, hash tag living life,
0:02:44 > 0:02:47hash tag, so over hash tags.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Got my skinny latte, my skinny jeans
0:02:49 > 0:02:51and this is a skinny street.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Remember, you haven't been to a hutong
0:02:53 > 0:02:54unless it's under nine-metres wide,
0:02:54 > 0:02:57otherwise, it's just a street! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Some of the hutongs are famous for their antique shops,
0:03:00 > 0:03:03they, like, sell all kinds of treasures.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Some of you, in the past, have
0:03:05 > 0:03:06commented that I'm a treasure,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08but you haven't commented that for a little while.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10One of the most on-trend ways of
0:03:10 > 0:03:11getting around Beijing
0:03:11 > 0:03:13is not on your feet.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15That's so 2016! Argh!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18It's in one of these, a bicycle,
0:03:18 > 0:03:19although I don't ride them
0:03:19 > 0:03:20because I don't like exercise.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21I spend all my time in my bedroom,
0:03:21 > 0:03:22making videos.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Let's go bargaining!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Ah! A Chinese warrior, I like this.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29You're always commenting at how good I am at bartering,
0:03:29 > 0:03:30let me show you my skills.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Shall I give you 20 kuai?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34No, no, no, no.
0:03:34 > 0:03:3630 kuai? 50 kuai?
0:03:37 > 0:03:38I mean, really, you should be paying
0:03:38 > 0:03:40me for the publicity.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Wow! I got this for a bargain 8,000 kuai.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44I love a bargain, and we are having
0:03:44 > 0:03:46mega LOLs while we're getting...
0:03:46 > 0:03:48ORNAMENT SMASHES
0:03:48 > 0:03:49And after a fantastic afternoon
0:03:49 > 0:03:50in the hutongs,
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I like to come to my favourite
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Artisan coffee shop
0:03:53 > 0:03:54and enjoy being one of
0:03:54 > 0:03:55the only Westerners here.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Hi, Eddie Blags Stuff.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58I'm just going to be first to upload
0:03:58 > 0:04:00a vlog about the hutongs.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Oh, no, you don't!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03What's the Wi-Fi password, please?
0:04:03 > 0:04:07VOICE SPEAKS CHINESE
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Thanks. I might just do mine later,
0:04:10 > 0:04:11actually, at the hotel.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Yeah, me too.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Well, I feel like I learned something from those,
0:04:15 > 0:04:17but then again, at the same time, nothing.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Well, I learned that the best way to get around is by bike.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Yes.- To the Bird's Nest! Zou ba!
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Ooh! Check you, Ed!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Giving orders like an emperor!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30It's not the Bird's Nest you should be heading to,
0:04:30 > 0:04:32but the Forbidden City.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39I'm, like, totally excited because I love organising parties for people,
0:04:39 > 0:04:42but I've, like, never met a Chinese umpire before...
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Chinese emperor?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46..A Chinese emperor before.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Where's my party planner?
0:04:47 > 0:04:48She's late!
0:04:50 > 0:04:55Look how young you are! So cute!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Cute? - HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:04:57 > 0:04:58I may only be three years old,
0:04:58 > 0:05:01but I'm the all-powerful Emperor of China.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Now, come on, impress me.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Well, I've got loads of ideas that are, like, totally adorable
0:05:07 > 0:05:08for a three-year-old's party.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Starting with...
0:05:10 > 0:05:14some colourful balloons!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Blue? Yuk!
0:05:16 > 0:05:17I want yellow balloons!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Everything in the imperial court must be yellow,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22and I want one for every room
0:05:22 > 0:05:24in my palace in the Forbidden City.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28No problem. So that's...?
0:05:28 > 0:05:309,999.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Nine's our sacred number.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34We should probably talk cake.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Yellow cake.- Oh, yellow, got it.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42And I was thinking, we could write your name on the top.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Nice. But spell it right.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47It's Great Emperor Of The Great Ching Dynasty
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Grand Khan Of Tartary, Lord Of 10,000 Years
0:05:49 > 0:05:50And The Son Of Heaven.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52OK.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53We're going to need a bigger cake.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57SHE GASPS
0:05:57 > 0:06:019,999 balloons, Your Excellence.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03I've worked with some demanding clients in my time,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06but this guy's the worst, and I've worked with Bieber!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08BALLOON BURSTS SHE SHRIEKS
0:06:08 > 0:06:119,998 now! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18I'm just going to go now before all your guests arrive.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Guests? What guests?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23You are the guest. I haven't got any friends.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26I'm very rarely allowed to leave the Forbidden City,
0:06:26 > 0:06:28so you can stay here for ever...
0:06:28 > 0:06:30or I'll have you executed.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Now, let's party!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34I want this to last all the way to my next birthday!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Whoo!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Blind Man's Bluff.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45I knew you would come up with a good idea eventually, Ivana.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- WHISPERS:- I'm, like, going to go now. Toodles.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52This is the most fun I've had in three years!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Ivana? - DOOR CLOSES
0:06:54 > 0:06:57I know you're there somewhere! Ivana!
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Humph! Have you found it yet?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Found what?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17You know, the thingy, the thing.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19The bottle of water of eternal youth?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22No. But I reckon it's around here somewhere.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Take that off. I told you,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I'm the only proper archaeologist around here.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Ediana Jones, the greatest archaeologist of all time.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30HE CRACKS WHIP
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I think you'll find I'M the greatest archaeologist
0:07:33 > 0:07:35and explorer of all time! Lauriana Jones.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Yeah? Where's your whip?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Here.- Boing! Boing!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Ha! Actually, no, that's a snake.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Argh!- Argh!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Come back!
0:07:47 > 0:07:52And take in some of this Thai HISS-tory.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54This park is called Mueang Boran,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56which means ancient city.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00The park has 116 structures, some really old,
0:08:00 > 0:08:05some copies, and the whole place is in the shape of Thailand.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09It was originally meant to be a mini golf course, but instead,
0:08:09 > 0:08:13it's become one of the world's largest outdoor museums.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17There's definitely nothing miniature about this place.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20'Ediana and Lauriana...
0:08:21 > 0:08:25'you have 47 seconds to find out as much as you can
0:08:25 > 0:08:27'about this ancient city.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30'Ediana, you have Em,
0:08:30 > 0:08:33'who knows everything there is to know about the buildings.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36'Lauriana, you have Poy,
0:08:36 > 0:08:40who knows all about the park and why it was built.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43'May the best verbal explorer win!
0:08:43 > 0:08:48'Sam, sxng, hnung, pi!'
0:08:48 > 0:08:50How many of these structures are original buildings?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Hello, well, there are 90.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53How big is the park?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55320 acres.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Wow!- How old is the oldest building?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Good question. It's around 200 years old.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02And... And how were the structures transported here?
0:09:02 > 0:09:03By boat and by truck.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06How old is the newest building?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Around 50 years old.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11And what was the first structure to be transported here?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13The Red Fortress.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Ah, The Red Fortress, brilliant.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Could I live here?
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Well, no, we have the central village where you could move to.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23And how long has the park been open?
0:09:23 > 0:09:2453 years.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26What is your favourite building?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29The Temple of the Lord Buddha Footprint, just here.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30This one? Oh, let's give it a hug.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Ha-ha.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Come on, it's your favourite!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34And, em...
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- HOOTER SOUNDS - Argh!- Yah!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40'And the winner is...
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- 'Ed-iana!'- Yee-ha!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47'And your prize are these two bikes,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50'which will help you see some of the great architecture
0:09:50 > 0:09:52'within the ancient city.'
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Awesome! I've got TWO bikes!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Two bikes!- Hang on a second, you don't need two, do you?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Let me have one.- No, no, they're both mine.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01- Let me have a go!- Get off!
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Break it up, you guys.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04You've got a quest to be getting on with.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08This summer's blockbuster...
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Right, let's see if we can find someone to help us
0:10:19 > 0:10:20with our mission to find
0:10:20 > 0:10:23the bottled...bottled water...
0:10:23 > 0:10:24The Bottled Water of Eternal Youth?
0:10:24 > 0:10:29- Yeah.- You know, this is an old market town or talad boran.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31It was removed and rebuilt here in the park.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33It's amazing! So beautiful!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35And are these real houses?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Yeah, they're made of wood.- Amazing!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39So this is where, like, local Thai people
0:10:39 > 0:10:41used to live in, like, small little communities?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Yeah, it's all gift shops now, though.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Ooh! Might buy myself a fridge magnet!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Focus on our quest, Lauren, focus!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Maybe this person can help us out.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Hello, fellow explorer!
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Call yourself an archaeologist?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01You've got no sense of scale.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04That's a massive replica of the Reclining Buddha statue.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07The original one is in the Wat Pho Temple in Bangkok.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10It's 46 metres long and its feet are 5 metres,
0:11:10 > 0:11:11same height as a female giraffe.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Is that a real Grand Palace?
0:11:18 > 0:11:19No, the original structure burned down,
0:11:19 > 0:11:21but it was rebuilt by King Rama I.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Fact.- So wise, so knowledgeable!
0:11:25 > 0:11:26I think I should be celebrated
0:11:26 > 0:11:28as the greatest archaeologist of all time.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Well, clearly not, because we've not found the bottled...
0:11:31 > 0:11:33The water... A bottle of water that...
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Bottled Water of Eternal Youth! It's really easy!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Ed, Ed! Maybe the treasure we seek,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47maybe it's at the end of that rainbow!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49We record data, we uncover artefacts,
0:11:49 > 0:11:51we do not get distracted by...
0:11:51 > 0:11:54shimmering lights at the end of a rainbow.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Ooh!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Finally, the Bottled Water of Eternal Youth
0:12:00 > 0:12:01is within my grasp!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Ooh, Ed, are you sure about that?
0:12:06 > 0:12:07This is the Ancient City,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10and that looks like it's been there a long time.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Wait, Ed, no, don't open it!
0:12:14 > 0:12:15- HIGH VOICE:- Nice one, Ed.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19"It'll be fine," he said.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Well, I no longer need to raid a lost ark,
0:12:21 > 0:12:22but a kids' wardrobe instead...
0:12:22 > 0:12:23for a smaller jacket.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46# We've come to look at architecture
0:12:47 > 0:12:50# Here in the UAE
0:12:50 > 0:12:52# There's buildings you just don't expect, yeah
0:12:54 > 0:12:57# In Dubai and Abu Dhabi
0:12:57 > 0:12:59# Checking out some building bling
0:12:59 > 0:13:02# Build it, build it They like to build it, build it
0:13:02 > 0:13:04# They like to build it, build it They like to...
0:13:04 > 0:13:06# Great piece of engineering
0:13:06 > 0:13:09# Build it, build it They like to build it, build it
0:13:09 > 0:13:11# They like to build it, build it
0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Let's take a look around the city here
0:13:14 > 0:13:17# In Abu Dhabi is the Capital Gate
0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Is it me or is that building not straight?
0:13:20 > 0:13:24# It's supposed to be like that, mate
0:13:24 > 0:13:26# It's got a reinforced core
0:13:26 > 0:13:27# Wow!
0:13:27 > 0:13:31# I bet building this sure wasn't easy
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# Leans even more than the Tower Of Pisa
0:13:34 > 0:13:38# Being in it would make me feel queasy
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Meanwhile, in another city there's...
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# A skyscraper that really catches the eye
0:13:44 > 0:13:48# A vertical maze right here in Dubai
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Styled by Adrian Fisher, famous maze guy
0:13:51 > 0:13:53# The balconies create a puzzle
0:13:53 > 0:13:58# Built from natural stone and incrust golden pyrite
0:13:58 > 0:14:02# The facade is covered in LED lights
0:14:02 > 0:14:06# That display all different colours at night
0:14:06 > 0:14:08# Checking out some building bling
0:14:08 > 0:14:09# Build it, build it
0:14:09 > 0:14:11# They like to build it, build it
0:14:11 > 0:14:12# They like to build it, build it
0:14:12 > 0:14:13# They like to...
0:14:13 > 0:14:14# Great piece of engineering
0:14:14 > 0:14:15# Build it, build it
0:14:15 > 0:14:17# They like to build it, build it
0:14:17 > 0:14:19# They like to build it, build it
0:14:19 > 0:14:22# Check this hotel in the city D
0:14:22 > 0:14:26# Burj Al Arab is probably the best yet
0:14:26 > 0:14:29With its distinctive sail-shaped silhouette
0:14:29 > 0:14:33# Seven-star luxury is what you get
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- # It's built on a man-made island... - To
0:14:36 > 0:14:39# Stop the Burj Al Arab wobbling round
0:14:39 > 0:14:43# Concrete piles were driven into the ground
0:14:43 > 0:14:46# They keep it in place even in loose sand
0:14:46 > 0:14:48# And here's the office of the future
0:14:48 > 0:14:53# The first functional 3-D printed building
0:14:53 > 0:14:54# Hang on, this was printed
0:14:54 > 0:14:56# Are you kidding?
0:14:56 > 0:15:00# And this is only just the beginning
0:15:00 > 0:15:02# Dubai wants to print lots more buildings
0:15:02 > 0:15:03# Wow
0:15:03 > 0:15:07# Imagine having to buy that much ink
0:15:07 > 0:15:10# It doesn't quite work that way, I don't think
0:15:10 > 0:15:13# They used different materials to print
0:15:15 > 0:15:16# Checking out some building bling
0:15:16 > 0:15:18# Build it, build it
0:15:18 > 0:15:19# They like to build it, build it
0:15:19 > 0:15:20# They like to build it, build it
0:15:20 > 0:15:22# They like to...
0:15:22 > 0:15:23# Great piece of engineering
0:15:23 > 0:15:24# Build it, build it
0:15:24 > 0:15:26# They like to build it, build it
0:15:26 > 0:15:28# They like to build it, build it
0:15:28 > 0:15:29# They like to...build it. #
0:15:47 > 0:15:49'Dear diary,
0:15:49 > 0:15:53'I'm still no closer to my dream of creating a wonderful new food.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56'It must be tasty but economical,
0:15:56 > 0:15:58'quick to cook, but keeps for a long time,
0:15:58 > 0:16:01'but I can't work out how to do it.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04'Maybe it's my workshop, it's very basic,
0:16:04 > 0:16:07'but it is a great place to store my bike.'
0:16:07 > 0:16:09All right, Ed?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Do you know this shed here is the recreation of
0:16:11 > 0:16:13where a guy called Momofuku Ando
0:16:13 > 0:16:15invented the instant noodle?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17What? You mean somebody has already created a new food
0:16:17 > 0:16:19using stuff from this shed?
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Yeah, although he did it in 1958, so it's not really new,
0:16:23 > 0:16:26but he must have been pretty smart.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Sounds like I've got some competition
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- when it comes to creating a wonder food.- Mm-hm.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32But I'm not going to give up.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34And here's the man himself.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Momofuku Ando spent an entire year
0:16:37 > 0:16:39trying to create instant noodles,
0:16:39 > 0:16:44before finally succeeding on August the 25th, 1958.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Instant noodles are made from flour dough,
0:16:47 > 0:16:49which is fried and then dried.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51You just add hot water.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Noodles are a massive part of the Japanese diet,
0:16:54 > 0:16:57along with things like rice, fish and vegetables.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00At the Instant Ramen Museum, here in Osaka,
0:17:00 > 0:17:03you can actually make your own cup of instant ramen,
0:17:03 > 0:17:04that's noodle soup,
0:17:04 > 0:17:07and Mr Matsuyama is on hand to help.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Ed, don't forget to write down the recipe!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Oh, hang on. I've forgotten my diary.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15I need that for my creation!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Be back in a sec.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19He'll probably be a while.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Can we get started?- Why, yes, of course.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Great stuff.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Asia's tastiest food, France's toughest critic.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30He is better than you, it's Rene Mangetout.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Where is my ramen?
0:17:32 > 0:17:33OK, we're ready.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34We're ready to go.
0:17:34 > 0:17:40I, Rene Mangetout have travelled all the way to Japan to challenge you,
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Mr Spellman and you, Mr...
0:17:43 > 0:17:49Man, to see which one of you will be crowned Instant Ramen king.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53You must make ze noodles, and make them now!
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Oh, right.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Allez!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58First, buy the cup.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03One cup for my noodles.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Bonjour!
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Next, give the cup a personal touch by writing on it.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12What are you doing?
0:18:12 > 0:18:16This is a cooking competition, not a drawing competition!
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- To the kitchen! What is this? - Get back under there.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Don't touch my beret!
0:18:20 > 0:18:25Now add the noodles and then the all-important ingredients.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28This is where we choose the soup and ingredients.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32We choose one of four soups and four other types of ingredients
0:18:32 > 0:18:37and that means you end up with 5,460 flavour combinations.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Delicious.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Chilli tomato, please.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Onion.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45- Chicken.- Chicken?!
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Two corn.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Normally, it's a no-no to eating your noodles at the museum,
0:18:50 > 0:18:53but Rene has been given the OK.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54With the hot water added,
0:18:54 > 0:18:58he must now decide who will become Instant Ramen MasterChef.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Very, very tense indeed.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Mr Spellman.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Even my hand will not allow me to taste it, it is so awful!
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Eurgh!
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Luckily, Mr Man, for you I have an emergency fork.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26I did not like it.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29I loved it!
0:19:30 > 0:19:34What combination of flavours did you use?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Oh, I can't remember that.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39This is a tragedy!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42It is lost for all humanity!
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Now clean this mess up!
0:20:03 > 0:20:09Welcome to AOTP Sport Kabaddi Special.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Hi, sports fans,
0:20:11 > 0:20:14and you join us for the annual sports extravaganza
0:20:14 > 0:20:16of Indian sandpit sports.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Ahem, it's kabaddi, mate.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Kabaddi mate.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23The striker seems to have his own chant.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24While the crowd continues chanting,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26looks like he's going for a slam dunk goal thing,
0:20:26 > 0:20:28but the opposing team are jumping up and down on the spot.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30The offence is spreading around the defence.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Looks like he's run out of breath.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33He has run out of breath.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36If you do run out of breath, or you get caught,
0:20:36 > 0:20:37you lose a point for your team.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Now you're getting the hang of this.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46Take a deep breath, this is the bonkers Indian sport of kabaddi!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49The main tactic is to enter the opponents' half
0:20:49 > 0:20:51and make contact with the other team
0:20:51 > 0:20:55whilst constantly saying, "Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi..."
0:21:00 > 0:21:01..which is really nice
0:21:01 > 0:21:03and also a good defensive tactic.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08It's one of the most popular sports in the whole of India,
0:21:08 > 0:21:10played by millions of people,
0:21:10 > 0:21:13but today, India will welcome two absolute beginners.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15It's Ed and Inel.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Kabaddi pro Jayapal will tell you everything you need to know.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24This is really good because we don't know what we're doing.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Is it true that you have to hold your breath when you're attacking?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31You have to hold the breath and speak, "Kabaddi," like that.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I tell you what, how about we attempt to answer
0:21:35 > 0:21:37as many questions as we can in a single breath?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Are you up for that?- Yes.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41OK, here we go.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42- BOTH:- Three, two, one...
0:21:44 > 0:21:45How many players are on a kabaddi team?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Seven players.- How long does a kabaddi match last?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- 40 minutes.- How do you score?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52If one touch one, they will get one point.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I think I'm going to be...KA-GOODIE at this,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01and you are going to be KA-BADDIE. Kabaddi.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Hey, I make the KA-BADDIE jokes around here!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10The rules are no joke, though.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13The attacking team are called the raiders.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17The defensive team are called the antis.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19The raiders must cross the central line
0:22:19 > 0:22:21and touch an anti to win a point,
0:22:21 > 0:22:23but after they touch an opponent,
0:22:23 > 0:22:27they must run back to safety and touch the halfway line,
0:22:27 > 0:22:29otherwise, the antis will win a point.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Whoa! Got that? Good.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Oh, and don't forget to keep saying kabaddi, kabaddi...
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Very good, guys, keep it up.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Kabaddi.- Kabaddi.- Kabaddi...
0:22:39 > 0:22:41I think they're just trying to save breath, so they say it really...
0:22:41 > 0:22:44You just see their lips going, don't you?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Look at him now, he's backed them all off.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Oh, no, wait!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Oh, he's gone down.- They really...
0:22:49 > 0:22:51They really pile on, don't they?
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Too late to back out.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55The AOTP T-shirts have arrived.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57It must be time to meet the teams.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Now, Sandeep, Ed is quite tall and fast.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Have you got any strategies for how we are going to catch him?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Kabaddi is not only a game of power,
0:23:04 > 0:23:06but also a game of skills as well as brain.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- We have to use brain.- You heard it here first.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Skills and brain is what you need!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14So, Ed, what skills are you learning?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16OK, why am I doing...?
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Now I'm looking at your bottom!
0:23:19 > 0:23:20This is a very strange game!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22One, two, three...
0:23:22 > 0:23:23- ALL:- Yay!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Team Ed! Best team ever!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Right, guys?- Yes.- Yeah!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Hold your breath, folks, it's the...
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- May the best man win.- May the best man win.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Blah!
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Game on and Team Inel is first to raid.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Oh, he's touched them there.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53That's one point to Inel's team.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Oh, but he's got Inel on the chest.
0:24:00 > 0:24:021-all.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Oh, a dramatic dive from the raider.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05He's bundled down!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07It's 2-1 to Team Ed.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10You'll rue the day you messed with Team Ed.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I just want to get back in there!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I just want to get back in!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16No score on Team Ed's raid.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Oh, and Team Inel lose another point.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22OK, here we go.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Time to unleash their secret weapon.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Oh, wait, it's Ed.
0:24:26 > 0:24:31Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Looks like he's running out of breath,
0:24:32 > 0:24:35and he's back over the halfway line to safety...
0:24:35 > 0:24:37for now.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Inel's raider is doing well... He's pushed out of bounds!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45That's 4-1 to Team Ed.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48OK.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Oh, he's down!
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Ah, look who it is.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53So, Inel is back in play.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Dances round the defence.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56It's looking dangerous, there.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Oh, but he's been grabbed and he is being pushed out of bounds!
0:25:00 > 0:25:01Yes, he is out!
0:25:01 > 0:25:04He must be asking what he was thinking there.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08So, it's half-time - 5-2, the score.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- I'm so hot, Inel.- Yeah?- Yes.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Well, the heat is on, Ed.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16It's the second period and you are up first.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Oh, and that touch has put Ed's team 6-2.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20I won a point!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Sandeep steps in, touches one, touches two...
0:25:23 > 0:25:25and manages to touch the halfway line!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Those two points are good for Team Inel.
0:25:28 > 0:25:296-4, the score.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Inel takes one on the chest.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Oh, that's one more for Team Ed!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Why are you back again? I thought you were out?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Inel is surrounded.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47It looks to be over.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51But it's a powerful drag and he's over the line!
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Let's see that again.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55He touches two players, charges towards the line
0:25:55 > 0:25:58and Ed is left helpless.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Two more points, the gap is closed at just one.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Get him, get him!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Inel charges in and takes him down!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08And it's seven apiece.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10I'm glad that wasn't me!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Another strong raid from Team Inel.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Oh, and they have taken the lead!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18That's 8-7.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20And another point on defence.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Where's all my team gone? What are you doing here?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Inel can smell blood.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28But he's out the back of the court.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Team Ed claw one back.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31You're out now!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Mind games!- Yes, I planned that.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Look at that! Mind games!
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- I planned that.- I can't believe that!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Oh, Team Ed level the score at 9-all,
0:26:41 > 0:26:44with seconds remaining on the clock.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Team Inel play safe.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49It all comes down to this.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Oh, and he's down!
0:26:51 > 0:26:55Team Inel win 10-9 at the death.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Ow!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I said it from the start, I said it from the start,
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I said we were going to win it!
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Sorry, Team Ed.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Sorry.- You are all winners in my eyes.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06You are all winners. Yeah?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Winners right here, even though you're losers.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Winner of All Over The Place Kabaddi,
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Team Inel.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14THEY CHEER
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Ha-ha! Winner! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Ed, it looks like you're KA-BADDIE, after all!
0:27:21 > 0:27:22See what I did?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24- It's kind of my joke.- All right, all right.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27You've been watching All Over The Place: Asia!