Mountains, Curries and Tuk Tuks

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Are you ready for an amazing adventure?

0:00:04 > 0:00:09Then join Ed Petrie and his CBBC mates...

0:00:09 > 0:00:10- Spot me, bruv.- Yes.

0:00:10 > 0:00:14..on a bonkers and brilliant journey around...

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Asia! Asia! Asia!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17It's going to be epic.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Oh, it's amazing!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22- I love it!- Let's do this!

0:00:22 > 0:00:25We've got loads of brain-boggling facts to tell you about.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Welcome to All Over The Place.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Can I watch it?- You're in it.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31We'll take part in some of Asia's

0:00:31 > 0:00:35most spectacular and craziest events.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Off to sea!- I'm coming to get you!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40So, are you ready to go...?

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# All Over The Place

0:00:43 > 0:00:44# All Over The Place

0:00:46 > 0:00:48# North, south, east, west on a bizarre quest

0:00:48 > 0:00:51# Me and my mates all over the place

0:00:51 > 0:00:53# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# Whatever we do is straight and true

0:00:56 > 0:00:57# All Over The Place

0:00:58 > 0:01:00# All Over The Place

0:01:01 > 0:01:04# There's stuff to do in Asia that is totally ace

0:01:04 > 0:01:07# And it turns up All Over The Place! #

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Ed, what are you doing? - I'm trying to meditate.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29All right.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Why?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Because I'm trying to find the way.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Well, everyone seems to be heading that way.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40No, THE way, my way.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42My path in life.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Oh, got you.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Why?- Because that's what Taoism is all about.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Tourism? Tourism is what it's all about?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53No, Taoism.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Also known as Daoism?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57It's an ancient Chinese religion that began in these mountains.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01And people come from all over the world to seek enlightenment

0:02:01 > 0:02:02and be at one with nature.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04That sounds very cool, totally get it.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07And I, for one, can definitely hear the call of nature.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Ugh.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14I'm not sure what the toilet facilities are like, Naomi,

0:02:14 > 0:02:18but Ed's in the right place if he's looking for enlightenment.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Wudang Mountain has 53 Taoist temples and palaces,

0:02:21 > 0:02:24most of which are built on these super-steep mountains,

0:02:24 > 0:02:26going way up into the clouds.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Hope we like heights!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30They've got some pretty cool names too -

0:02:30 > 0:02:32the Dragon Spring Temple,

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Purple Spring Palace

0:02:34 > 0:02:37and Bronze Pixie Unicorn.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Oh, hold on, that last one's my CBBC login.

0:02:40 > 0:02:45Ed and Naomi, you have 37 seconds to find out about Wudang Shan.

0:02:45 > 0:02:50Ed, you have Chen Chen, who knows all about the myths and legends.

0:02:50 > 0:02:56Naomi, you have Mr Feng, who knows all about the temples.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02San, er, yi - zou!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Who decided that temples should be built here?

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Who's that?

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Ooh, long time ago, then.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19What is the most famous temple here called?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- TRANSLATION:- The most famous temple in Wudang Shan

0:03:22 > 0:03:24is the Golden Hall. It's amazing.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26What are the mountains famous for?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Do people still pray here?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Yes, a lot of people still pray here.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- SIREN BLARES - Time up.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Mr Feng, put it there. I don't know about you,

0:03:44 > 0:03:46but my temples are bulging after that pressure.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48And the winner is...

0:03:50 > 0:03:51- ..Ed!- Yay!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Your prize is immortality!

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Just kidding!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Instead, I'll teleport you around the mountain

0:03:58 > 0:04:00using the magic of television, so you can find out

0:04:00 > 0:04:02what it's like to become enlightened.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Ooh!

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Where are we off to first?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07It's a surprise.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Whoa! What is this place?

0:04:14 > 0:04:18You're looking at the 400-year-old Xuanyue Archway.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Some reckon it's a gateway to the Taoist spiritual world.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25I really like this. I wonder what else they've got.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28There's plenty more to see on the mountain.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29How about a photo before you go?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Say cheese!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Say...

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- ..cheese!- Cheese!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Oh.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40You're now halfway up the mountain, at the famous Middle Temple.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43This is one of the many buildings monks had been visiting

0:04:43 > 0:04:46for over 800 years.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47They perform prayers,

0:04:47 > 0:04:50read religious texts and love walking up steps.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Handy, as it's a three-hour walk to the top!

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Oh, right. We should definitely do that.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58A three-hour climb up the stairs to enlightenment?

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Pfft, I've got a better idea.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Let's just take the cable car.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh, right. You could've just...

0:05:07 > 0:05:10taken us to the top.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Oh, well, I do love a good cable car.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15- You ever been on one before? - Have I ever been on one before?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Yeah. - HE LAUGHS

0:05:17 > 0:05:19They call me king of the cable cars.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Aargh! Oh! Ah! - This is mad! This is mad!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Oh, it's so steep! Who built this?!

0:05:25 > 0:05:26- This is brilliant.- Is this safe?!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Of course it is, king of the cable car.- Argh!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Wherever I look, it's not good!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- Look, we're right in the clouds. - Oh, yeah, brilliant.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38I wonder if we'll be able to see the Golden Hall.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39If I ever open my eyes again.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48But the cable car doesn't take you all the way to the top.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51To reach enlightenment, you've got to walk.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Look, Ed, to the Golden Summit.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Just a couple of steps to go.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I think you're confusing the word couple with the word thousands.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh, wow, look down there, Ed.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- What? - HE WHIMPERS

0:06:11 > 0:06:14See that, Ed? That's the Golden Summit.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Oh, what a beautiful place to meditate.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19And admire the view.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22At 1,612m above sea level...

0:06:24 > 0:06:27..the tallest mountain in Britain!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29I don't think you'll get Ed up here.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Forget enlightenment, I need to lighten myself.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Of my lunch!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36HE GROANS

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Ugh!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Luckily, the Golden Hall toilets are first on the left, Ed!

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Behold!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05The world's smelliest fruit.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Yes, the durian fruit.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Ever since I've got to Malaysia,

0:07:09 > 0:07:12all I've wanted to do is to set eyes on one of these in the flesh.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Well, technically that's not the flesh,

0:07:13 > 0:07:16that's the thorny outer shell and the flesh is inside.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Anyway, it's too dangerous to touch.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22What's with the crown?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Well, you see, the locals call this the king of the fruits.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27So I thought I'd just try and fit in with them.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Apparently, some people say that they smell of raw sewage

0:07:30 > 0:07:31or rotting flesh.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Yeah, well, it's a good job, then,

0:07:33 > 0:07:36that we're wearing these biohazard protective suits.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Hang on.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Look over there.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41They seem to be enjoying it!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45They ARE enjoying it, Ed.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47That's because the smelly durian fruit

0:07:47 > 0:07:51is considered to be a delicacy here in Malaysia.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Durians are grown all over Asia,

0:07:53 > 0:07:56and different types of durian each have their own flavour.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Even though they're banned from some public places

0:07:59 > 0:08:00because of their awful pong,

0:08:00 > 0:08:03the taste is supposed to be, well, less awful.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07But there's only one way to find out.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- It's busy here, isn't it? - Absolutely, they must love it.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Starting to get a little bit whiffy.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Yeah. Fruity pongs. - Kind of a gassy smell, almost.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Are you guys all right? Do you need a little bit of help?

0:08:16 > 0:08:17You look quite lost.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19We are, lost in a smell.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21I've never encountered this before.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Is this something people do a lot in Malaysia?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Yeah, we love to eat durians in Malaysia.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27How often do people tend to eat it?

0:08:27 > 0:08:31When they're in season, we eat durians as often as we possibly can.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33I mean, it's a big old fruit, isn't it?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35How much of it is actually edible?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Well, if you look at the fruit,

0:08:37 > 0:08:39it's prickly on the outside.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- It can break the skin, can't it? - Yeah, yeah.- It's sharp.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44You can't eat that, so what we do is you open it up

0:08:44 > 0:08:48and you eat the flesh that surrounds the seeds in the inside.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Yeah, it smells a bit like someone's left the gas on.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Yeah, it's weird. It's like a hot... A hot, pungent smell.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00If they start to go off, do they smell and taste worse?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Do people not eat them, then?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04We don't ever let them go off in Malaysia.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07We finish them before we let them go off.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- We should get you one. - We should try one, shouldn't we?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Oh, wow!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Here we go, gents.- That looks great.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22You eat the flesh around the seeds.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24- It's...- All right.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27It's a little more whiffy on the outside, isn't it?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Uh-oh, I think I've eaten the seeds.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33I think I have as well.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Have I eaten the seed? - Yes, don't eat the seed,

0:09:35 > 0:09:37you just want to eat the flesh.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41It's really nice.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Really buttery.- Yeah.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47- It's a bit like sort of avocado-y, but sweeter.- Mm.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49That is delicious.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50It is very delicious.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I actually want to pick this clean, it's really nice.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53I've never eaten anything like it.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55I think we can make you honorary Malaysians.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I think they're great. I want to spread the joy!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I want to spread the durian, Ed, come on.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Durian, anyone?- Royal fruit?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Kind of smells a bit like Prince George's nappy.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09I think that's why they call it the royal fruit.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Oh, guys, you need to work on your sales pitch.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16It should be dead easy getting rid of your durians.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Each year, on average, Malaysians eat more than 10kg of them.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22That's about the weight of 100 apples.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Is it good?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- It's really good.- Yeah?

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Have you eaten it before?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Free durian.- Oh, they're queueing up for it now, Ed.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Oh, there we go.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37I like it. Sweet. Really sweet.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Look at that, all gone.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41I'd say that was a success, Ed.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Yeah, I'm going to go back and get some more for the plane.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Do you think they'll be all right with that?

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Yeah. I can't imagine there'd be any problems at all.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54ERROR BLEEPS

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Is this your case, sir?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Erm, a hot-pink hard-shell,

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Daddy's Little Princess sticker and a One Direction tag?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Yeah, it's mine.- Hm. It stinks!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Well, I don't think much of your uniform, but I keep it to myself.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11No, he means it literally, actually reeks.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12What have you got in there?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Just a few things I picked up from my travels around the world so far.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16What did you pick up, diarrhoea, cocker?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Heh-heh-heh.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Ugh, it's like a nursery school nappy bin in there.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- And not good way.- Ooh...

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Ah, it might be this durian fruit that I got in Malaysia.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Durian fruit?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32You can't take that on a plane, mate, they're banned.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Banned!- It's going in the bin. Go on, bin it.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Bin that fruit. - You know where it is.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37- Go on. - DODGE SNIFFS

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Hang on. I can smell something else in here, guvnor.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Oh. It could be this surstromming.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46It's a fermented herring delicacy from Sweden.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Do you want to try some? - Ugh! No, I don't!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50It stinks like billyo.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Yeah, I don't know the you've ever smelt our mate Billyo,

0:11:52 > 0:11:54- but he is putrid!- Yes.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Surstromming is banned on planes, too!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Now, stick it in the bin.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01- Go on.- Not only does it pong...

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Pong!- ..the tin's going to explode.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- It's a stink bomb made of fish.- Ooh!

0:12:06 > 0:12:09For a species whose hobby is sniffing each other's bums,

0:12:09 > 0:12:11you two are being, as they say on the streets,

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- well prissy.- Hmph!

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Next you're going to be saying I can't bring this

0:12:15 > 0:12:18casu marzu cheese from Sardinia on the plane.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Of course you can take that on the plane.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22You just can't take it off the plane.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Yeah, it's banned in the USA.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25You might as well bin it now.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Bin it!- Get rid!- Go on!

0:12:27 > 0:12:28But why?

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Firstly, it's unpasteurised,

0:12:30 > 0:12:32which means it could contain nasty bugs.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Just like my fur. I haven't had a bath in years, you know.- Yeah.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38And secondly, a comes with live maggots wriggling through it.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Dangerous to your health, dead or alive.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Now get it in the bin!- Bin it!

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Well, I've got nothing left.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48At least I've got this case, I suppose.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Ah, I'm afraid that's banned too.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52- By who?- The fashion police!

0:12:52 > 0:12:54THEY LAUGH

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Right, send this for testing.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Testing.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Yoyogi Park in Tokyo

0:13:17 > 0:13:21# Has this famous reputation you should know

0:13:21 > 0:13:26# In the city, so little space

0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Means the park's become a famous meeting place

0:13:29 > 0:13:32# You've got artists and musicians

0:13:32 > 0:13:34# You've got Japanese cosplay

0:13:34 > 0:13:38# Which is when you dress up as a superhero for the day

0:13:38 > 0:13:41# You've got every kind of dancer

0:13:41 > 0:13:43# Every street performer too

0:13:43 > 0:13:47# Enjoy dressing up like Elvis? Then this is the place for you

0:13:47 > 0:13:49# Here in the park

0:13:49 > 0:13:51# Anything goes

0:13:51 > 0:13:55# See fashionistas in all kind of clothes

0:13:55 > 0:13:59# Every weekend, people put on their shows

0:14:00 > 0:14:01# Just imagine

0:14:01 > 0:14:02# Just imagine

0:14:02 > 0:14:03# Just imagine

0:14:05 > 0:14:09# Come down to Yoyogi Take a chance, chance, chance

0:14:09 > 0:14:13# Things might look a bit strange at first glance, glance, glance

0:14:13 > 0:14:17# But hang out with the greasers and just dance, dance, dance

0:14:17 > 0:14:21# Or throw some shapes in a samurai stance, stance, stance

0:14:21 > 0:14:23# You can't beat Yoyogi

0:14:23 > 0:14:25# In Tokyo

0:14:25 > 0:14:28# You can't beat Yoyogi

0:14:28 > 0:14:29# You just got to go

0:14:29 > 0:14:34# This place has quite a history

0:14:34 > 0:14:38# It was a parade ground used by the military

0:14:38 > 0:14:41# Back in the day, it was the site

0:14:43 > 0:14:46# Of Japan's first powered aircraft flight

0:14:46 > 0:14:51# And it hosted the Olympics back in 1964

0:14:51 > 0:14:55# Has there ever been a park that has been used so much before?

0:14:55 > 0:14:59# There's over 100 acres if you're fancying a jog

0:14:59 > 0:15:02# Or just come and browse the street art

0:15:02 > 0:15:04# Or simply walk your dog

0:15:04 > 0:15:07# Here in the park, anything goes

0:15:07 > 0:15:12# See fashionistas in all kind of clothes

0:15:12 > 0:15:16# Every weekend people put on their shows

0:15:16 > 0:15:18# Just imagine

0:15:18 > 0:15:19# Just imagine

0:15:19 > 0:15:21# Just imagine

0:15:21 > 0:15:25# Come and join a session of t'ai chi, chi, chi

0:15:25 > 0:15:29# Improve your fitness, strength and flexibility

0:15:29 > 0:15:34# Street musicians everywhere you go, go, go

0:15:34 > 0:15:37# Performers dressed up in a kimono, no, no

0:15:37 > 0:15:39# You can't beat Yoyogi

0:15:39 > 0:15:42# Come down to Yoyogi Take a chance, chance, chance

0:15:42 > 0:15:46# I guarantee your life will be enhanced, hanced, hanced

0:15:46 > 0:15:50# I'll go and get my superhero pants, pants, pants

0:15:50 > 0:15:54# You'll have to warn the viewers in advance, vance, vance

0:15:54 > 0:15:56# You can't beat Yoyogi

0:15:56 > 0:15:58# I love being in Yoyogi

0:15:58 > 0:16:00# You can't beat Yoyogi

0:16:00 > 0:16:03# I love being in Yoyogi

0:16:03 > 0:16:05# You can't beat Yoyogi. #

0:16:23 > 0:16:26I need to expand Brand Petrie around the world,

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- and I have got the perfect answer. - Oh, yeah?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Two words - breakfast cereal.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Boom!

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Ha-ha, Kerala Kurry Krunch!

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Looks a bit odd. What's in it?

0:16:38 > 0:16:42Curry. And crunch, from an unknown source.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44- And you know the best thing? - What's that?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Free toy at the bottom. - Ha-ha, now we're talking!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Free toy, come on then.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50SQUELCH

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Ugh!

0:16:51 > 0:16:55Oh. Warning - may contain traces of green gloop.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Epic fail, Ed.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02But guess what? People in India eat curry for breakfast!

0:17:02 > 0:17:05And in Kerala, coconut is the key ingredient.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09In fact, Kerala means land of the coconut.

0:17:09 > 0:17:14I think Ed needs some culinary advice from India's Gordon Ramsay.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15It's Chef Dinen.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20What do you think of my curry-flavoured breakfast cereal?

0:17:20 > 0:17:24Oh, no, no. You need to make it freshly, because our fresh spices,

0:17:24 > 0:17:26like coriander, pepper...

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Some of the stuff in here was fresh, a few months ago.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30OK.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Goodbye, breakfast cereal.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Actually, I have got a slightly dicky tummy,

0:17:34 > 0:17:36because I think I've eaten too much of that cereal.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Why don't you taste the curry? I'm in a hurry.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40HE FARTS

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Asia's tastiest food, France's toughest critic.

0:17:46 > 0:17:51He is better than you, it's Rene Mangetout.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53I am ze king of the world!

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Monsieur Chef...

0:17:56 > 0:17:58can you hear zat noise?

0:17:58 > 0:17:59No, no noise.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Zere is a noise, monsieur!

0:18:01 > 0:18:03The sound of my tummy rumbling!

0:18:03 > 0:18:04I'm hungry, monsieur!

0:18:04 > 0:18:06We must cook! Cook!

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Fermez la porte.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20To think, some of these just grow on trees!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23HE LAUGHS

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Ah, monsieur, food does not grow on trees!

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Some of them do, yeah, like fruits, nuts.

0:18:29 > 0:18:34Next, add chilli, garlic, and, of course, Kerala coconut.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38OK, check the salt.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Tiny bit more salt.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40Ou est mon curry?!

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Kerala curry, done.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Now we are going to make the puttu.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Puttu is a rice steamed cake.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52You should PUTTU more effort in, monsieur!

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Ha-ha-ha...ha.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Water is added to rice flour and coconut.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59I'm becoming an expert already!

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Then steamed to perfection.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09One big chilli on the top. Whoo!

0:19:12 > 0:19:16Rene must now decide who is curry breakfast MasterChef.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Ou est le curry?!

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Ou...? Oh.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25It is time for my breakfast.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Mr Inel...

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Ugh! No!

0:19:34 > 0:19:37It is too spicy for my sophisticated tongue, monsieur!

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Non! Non, non, non, non, non!

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Ugh.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Mr Indian Gordon Ramsay man.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54I do not like it.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57I love it!

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Now, where are ze wet wipes?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02My fingers are filthy!

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Oh!

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Stupid boat.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Today, we're test driving the hottest three-wheeler on the market.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34It's so cool, they named it twice. It's the tuk-tuk.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Just listen to that two-stroke engine

0:20:36 > 0:20:38powering through the gears.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41This is great, eh?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Exotic locations, funny little cars...

0:20:43 > 0:20:46We should do one of those Top Gear challenges for today's Main Event.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Oh, yeah. Great idea, Michelle LeBlanc(!)

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Only problem is, we don't have any cars.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Ed, you do know that tuk-tuks are just tiny little taxis.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Watch this! See you at sunset, loser!

0:20:58 > 0:20:59What? Oh, no!

0:20:59 > 0:21:02You're not getting a head start on me like that! Taxi!

0:21:03 > 0:21:06If you find yourself in a crowded Asian city,

0:21:06 > 0:21:10the easiest and breeziest way to travel is by tuk-tuk.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11The name's thought to come from

0:21:11 > 0:21:13the tuk, tuk, tuk sound of the little engine.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16They're also a lot of fun,

0:21:16 > 0:21:18so why don't you two hitch a ride into town?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Hi! I like your tuk-tuk.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Can you take me into Colombo? - Yeah, sure.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Hello, sir. - Hello, hello, what's your name?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- I'm The Wizard.- The Wizard?!- Yes.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Oh, I like that name!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36And Michelle has a captain as a driver -

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Captain Pumba!

0:21:38 > 0:21:40And these guys will be a vital part of Team Ed

0:21:40 > 0:21:42and Team Michelle today,

0:21:42 > 0:21:45as they'll both will be trying to win the All Over The Place...

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Both teams must complete three tasks

0:21:51 > 0:21:54and get back to the starting point before sunset.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Hello, Colombo!

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Their first challenge is to go shopping

0:21:58 > 0:22:01for the most Sri Lankan souvenir they can find.

0:22:02 > 0:22:07But first up, they've got to get through the crazy Colombo traffic!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09And it looks like everyone's heading

0:22:09 > 0:22:12to the crowded market district of Pettah.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Uh-oh, looks like Ed is in a bit of a flap.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17We're struggling here, aren't we, Wizard?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19I haven't seen anything resembling a souvenir.

0:22:19 > 0:22:24It all seems to be really practical stuff, like clocks and fabric.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27So, you can buy a sarong.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28- Sarong?- A sarong.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Yes, it is traditional wear.

0:22:31 > 0:22:36Hmm, Ed's settled on a stylish Sri Lankan skirt

0:22:36 > 0:22:39while Michelle has gone for something a bit more fruity.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42OK, wow, ORANGE coconuts.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46Hello. Do you sell sarongs here, by any chance?

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Sarongs are traditionally worn in Sri Lanka and across Asia

0:22:48 > 0:22:50by both men and women.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52They're great for keeping cool in hot weather,

0:22:52 > 0:22:54and looking cool.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56It's got animals on it. It's got an elephant on it!

0:22:56 > 0:22:59It screams holidays, Sri Lanka - brilliant.

0:22:59 > 0:23:00Thank you.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11That is amazing.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15I can't believe I'm actually drinking from a Sri Lankan coconut.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17- 250.- No, no.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21260.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Cheers!

0:23:23 > 0:23:24273.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26273?

0:23:26 > 0:23:28That's very specific amount. OK, there you go.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Oh, it's very big. You could fit three people in here.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33I've got a sarong, Wizard, look!

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- Oh, wow! - It's got elephants on, that'll do.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Your next challenge is all about getting a holiday selfie.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Let's have a look. Get a classic tourist selfie with your driver...

0:23:45 > 0:23:47..at an iconic Colombo landmark.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49I know a good place in Colombo - Red Mosque.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52I know, it's Colombo Galle Face Hotel.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54- We can go? - Let's go to the Red Mosque.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Yeah, sure.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58The Jami Ul-Alfar Mosque, or Red Mosque,

0:23:58 > 0:24:00has been an icon in the city

0:24:00 > 0:24:02since it was built in 1909.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05It's amazing, Puma.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09And it's said to resemble a stripy red candy cane.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Shall we get out and have a look? - Yes.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Ed's heading to the Galle Face Hotel for his selfie.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Is that the hotel?- Yes. - Ah, brilliant.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19It first opened in 1864,

0:24:19 > 0:24:24and it is the first hotel to be featured on a stamp in Sri Lanka.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Perfect, Wizard, perfect. Right, time for a selfie.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Smile!

0:24:31 > 0:24:33What's cheese in Sri Lankan?

0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Eee.- Eee?

0:24:35 > 0:24:36- Yes.- Love it!

0:24:36 > 0:24:38BOTH: Eee!

0:24:40 > 0:24:41As a bonus challenge,

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Ed and Michelle have to sing the All Over The Place theme song

0:24:44 > 0:24:46- with their driver. - Let's do this.- OK.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49# All Over The Place

0:24:51 > 0:24:52# All Over The Place

0:24:52 > 0:24:53# All Over The Place

0:24:53 > 0:24:56# North, south, east, west on a bizarre quest

0:24:56 > 0:24:58# Me and my mates all over the place

0:24:58 > 0:25:01# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd

0:25:01 > 0:25:03# Whatever we do is straight but true

0:25:03 > 0:25:05# All Over The Place

0:25:05 > 0:25:06# All Over The Place

0:25:06 > 0:25:07# All Over The Place

0:25:07 > 0:25:09# All Over The Place

0:25:09 > 0:25:11# There's stuff to do in Asia that is totally ace

0:25:11 > 0:25:15# And it turns up all over the place! #

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Good singing, Wizard, good singing.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Yay, I agree, good singing!

0:25:21 > 0:25:23From Wizard and Captain Pumba, of course.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26So, thanks to them, you both get an extra point.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30Hurry up, the sun is setting.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Ed and Michelle's third and final challenge

0:25:32 > 0:25:35is to taste traditional Sri Lankan street food dish.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38See you!

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Luckily for them, Galle Face Green is the perfect place

0:25:41 > 0:25:43for a sunset snack.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47Hi. Some of your best Sri Lankan street food, please.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Hello, I need some Sri Lankan street food.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Kottu roti?- Kottu roti, OK.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58Kottu roti has to be the noisiest street food in Sri Lanka.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02It's made using chopped-up leftovers of bread, chicken and vegetables.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04And just listen to that noise!

0:26:04 > 0:26:05CLANGING

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Right, OK, so what's in this?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11That's palandi. That comes with chicken, egg,

0:26:11 > 0:26:14vegetable and some Sri Lankan spices.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17This is it, kottu roti?

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Chicken, egg, vegetable and some Sri Lankan spice.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Mmm! Sounds good.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25- That tastes really good. - SHE SPLUTTERS

0:26:25 > 0:26:27It's full of chillies, though!

0:26:27 > 0:26:29But it's tasty. Whoo!

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Yeah, right, what time is it? I've got to go.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Oh, yeah, delicious.

0:26:33 > 0:26:37Hang on, what am I doing? Got to find out who's won!

0:26:37 > 0:26:39The challenge is over.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42Ed and Michelle must impress one man - Imran Saibo,

0:26:42 > 0:26:46event organiser and showbiz tycoon of Sri Lanka.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49He will decide who's found the most Sri Lankan treasure.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Michelle grabbed a king coconut souvenir,

0:26:51 > 0:26:53a selfie at the Red Mosque,

0:26:53 > 0:26:55and a plate of hot kottu roti.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Ed tried on a traditional sarong,

0:26:57 > 0:27:00got a snap at Colombo's oldest hotel,

0:27:00 > 0:27:02and tried some spicy palandi.

0:27:02 > 0:27:08So, who does Imran think found the most Sri Lankan treasures today?

0:27:08 > 0:27:11The sun has set, the challenge is over...

0:27:11 > 0:27:13and the All Over The Place trophy goes to Michelle.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Yay!- No!

0:27:15 > 0:27:17We got the best souvenir, the best selfie,

0:27:17 > 0:27:20the best street food, because we are the best!

0:27:20 > 0:27:21Well done, Pumba! Yeah!

0:27:22 > 0:27:24I think she took that a bit too far.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27You've been watching All Over The Place Asia!