0:00:00 > 0:00:03If you want to know why I'm in the middle of the Australian bush, dressed as a chef,
0:00:03 > 0:00:06contemplating the fact that I may have to eat one of these things,
0:00:06 > 0:00:08then keep watching.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11While Ed finds a sick bucket,
0:00:11 > 0:00:15let's see what tasty Aussie treats we have for you today with Michelle...
0:00:15 > 0:00:18You want to slap a bottlenose dolphin?
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Johnny, Naomi...
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Who is not going to want to try some of that pie?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- Ori and Kell.- Very sweet.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# All over the place
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# All over the place
0:00:34 > 0:00:39# North, south, east, west, on a bizarre quest
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Me and my mates all over the place
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Whatever we do is strange but true
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# All over the place
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# All over the place
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# There's stuff to do in London that is totally ace
0:00:53 > 0:00:57# And it turns up all over the place #
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Sydney. Flying to here from the UK takes a whole day?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03That's a very long way.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Hey, Ed, I'm going to grab some lunch, do you want to come?
0:01:06 > 0:01:11- No thanks, Naomi, I'm not in the mood.- Ed doesn't want food!
0:01:11 > 0:01:16- This is serious. What's up? - I'm just missing Britain.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- What is it that you're missing in particular?- Food and drink.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21At the end of a hard day's work in Britain,
0:01:21 > 0:01:23we all like a cup of tea but in Australia, they...
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Like a cup of tea.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- They drink tea as well?- Yes.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Can we just pretend for the introduction
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- there's loads of differences between Britain and Australia and I'm very homesick?- Yeah, OK.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38I do know somewhere that sells things that will remind you of home.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Really? Oh, good.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46You're in for a treat because this is one of Sydney's 745 pie shops
0:01:46 > 0:01:49and it's a bit of an institution.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51It's been around for 80 years.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Hopefully, the pies aren't that old!
0:01:55 > 0:02:00They got the name, Harry's Cafe Do Weels, because the cafe used to be on wheels.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03The pies are still "wheely" good.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Why is Harry's cafe so famous?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09It's become so famous
0:02:09 > 0:02:11because it's just down the road from the naval base
0:02:11 > 0:02:14so lots of sailors come here, lots of celebrities.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15What's your signature dish?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Our signature dish actually is called The Tiger.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19This is what they call it here
0:02:19 > 0:02:22but the rest of the country knows it as a Floater.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24What's in it, Russell?
0:02:24 > 0:02:29It's a beef pie and on top, you have mash,
0:02:29 > 0:02:33- peas and then a splash of gravy. Would you like some? - I would love some.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Everybody knows it's rude to talk with your mouth full,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38except Ed Petrie.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Mm, that is good pie.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I can see why they come from around the world now.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Australia eats the most pies in the world.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51They managed to munch their way through 270 million a year.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52If you laid each pie side-by-side,
0:02:52 > 0:02:56it would reach from London to Sydney and back again!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Plus, you'd have a few pies left over for the journey,
0:02:59 > 0:03:02just in case you got hungry. Mm, pies!
0:03:02 > 0:03:03I think it should tempt the Aussies towards our pies
0:03:03 > 0:03:06if we decorate them with other Aussie foods.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Yes, they're going to love this. Look at what we've got here.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Are these typical pie toppings?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Chocolate biscuits, Pavlova and lamingtons,
0:03:13 > 0:03:17which are chocolate covered sponge? I'm sure Ed will be more sensible.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22A huge tub of yeast extract. The Aussies love a bit of that.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25May the fairest, that's not fair actually,
0:03:25 > 0:03:28may the best pie decorator win!.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32VOICEOVER: You have 20 seconds to decorate your Aussie pie!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Time starts now!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Ed has gone for some yucky brown spread.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44In fact, he's gone for quite a lot of yucky brown spread.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Naomi, well, she's gone for everything else.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Thankfully, I don't have to eat either of them.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Time's up! Let's see if anyone wants to try your pies. Good luck!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Well, who is not going to want to try some of that pie!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Excuse me, would you be willing to try my special Aussie pie?
0:04:08 > 0:04:09I think you would prefer mine actually.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Mine is a savoury pie, it's covered in yeast extract.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14You're a brave man.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- What do you think of that? - Beautiful.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Good on you!- What do you think of that?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Very nice.- Is it nice?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Rather you than me.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Sugar... - chicken.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35It's delicious.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38What good sports they are.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Do you like that, Aussie?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43He's going to tell everyone how delicious it is.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46No, he was just interested in the bin,
0:04:46 > 0:04:48he wasn't spitting anything in the bin.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Good, I'm glad you liked that more than Naomi's.- It's in the bin.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Victory for Ed!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- I have to say, I think your pie was slightly more popular than mine. - Yes!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Got to be honest, I didn't think we would get anybody to try either of them.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I know, these Australians will eat anything!
0:05:04 > 0:05:09Get your tasty pie floaters while they are nice and hot!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Sorry, mate, you can't park here.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I'm going to have to give you a parking ticket.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16But we've been selling pies here for the last 150 years.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19It's going to be a really expensive ticket them.
0:05:20 > 0:05:26No, I mean, we've been selling pies here since the first English and Irish people came to Australia
0:05:26 > 0:05:28over 150 years ago.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32I've never heard of these floaters. People like them, do they?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Absolutely. Pies are officially a national treasure.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Austrian people love them. - No, Australian food is bush tucker.
0:05:40 > 0:05:47Honey ants, witchetty grubs, kangaroo, crocodile, even snake meat.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Oh, snake meat.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Well, we can still eat those but thanks to all the people coming to Oz
0:05:53 > 0:05:55from lots of different countries,
0:05:55 > 0:06:00we have plenty of different foods so now we can stirfry our meat
0:06:00 > 0:06:02and have it with noodles, Asian style.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Or we could ask spices and make a curry.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07What, curried crocodile?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10If you like, mate. We have loads of different food stalls here.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Going back to these pie floaters,
0:06:12 > 0:06:18are they as good as the food from other countries? As tasty?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20You just want another free one, don't you?,
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Got to try them to know if what you're saying is true.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Oh, and by the way, just because you're dishing out a free pie,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30don't go thinking that I'm not dishing out a parking ticket.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Oh, not again!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40# Things that stick out of the ground #
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Geelong, Victoria.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50These colourful characters are part of an outdoor art gallery right by the ocean.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53You might think they look a bit wooden and that's because they are.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02These posts, or bollards, used to be part of the pier,
0:07:02 > 0:07:06but now, they're splendid seaside sculptures.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12VOICEOVER: Ed and Michelle, you have 32 seconds to find out
0:07:12 > 0:07:16as much as you can about the Geelong bollards trail.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Ed, you've got John who helps to paint these quirky characters.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Michelle, you've got Jeremy who knows all about these bollards.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.
0:07:27 > 0:07:283,2,1, go!
0:07:30 > 0:07:35- Who are these bollards supposed to be?- They're people in the history of Geelong.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- How many bollards are there in total?- 107.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38What are they made out of?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40They're made of timber.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Could you make a bollard of me and Ed?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43We probably could.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- How long have the bollards been here?- About 12 years.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48How long does it take run the bollard trail?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51It depends how fast you run but a while.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Why has this kid got worms?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Because they use it for bait to catch fish.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Do they have different names? - They do.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Do you think I've run out of questions?- I think you have.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00I have, yes!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03HOOTER SOUNDS
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Oh dear. I wonder how I did there. How do you think I did?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- I think you were all right.- Really? Thank you very much.
0:08:10 > 0:08:16VOICEOVER: The person who found out the most facts is... Ed!
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Well done, you big bollard brain.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Oh, thank you, I'll take that as a compliment, I think.
0:08:22 > 0:08:27I guess we can have a nice relaxing stroll around town now, take in the sights.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Don't go anywhere, you two.
0:08:29 > 0:08:35It's time to put the G in Geelong and play Bonzer Bollards!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38That's Australian for great bollards.
0:08:38 > 0:08:44So, put your heads and your hairdos together to work out which one this describes.
0:08:44 > 0:08:50Find me the bonzer bollard, who, if he stopped blowing hot air, might say, see you Jimmy?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Oh, this has got to be it,
0:08:52 > 0:08:53this is the most Scottish bollard I've ever seen.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56He's even blowing hot air into his bagpipes.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Bonzer bollards!
0:08:58 > 0:09:02This bloke is here because the early Scottish settlers brought their Highland Games to Geelong
0:09:02 > 0:09:05and the local people took part in it too.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Guys, stop larking around, ditch those hats
0:09:09 > 0:09:13and find the bonzer bollard who might rope you in for a rescue.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Here's a little extra clue for you.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Their favourite colours are red and yellow.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Hey, these guys would certainly rope us in for a rescue,
0:09:28 > 0:09:29wouldn't they, voice-over man?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Bonzer Bollards!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33These blokes are the Eastern Beach lifesavers
0:09:33 > 0:09:37and they have taught loads of Geelong's little nippers to swim.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39That's Australian for kids.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Lifeguards don't just teach kids to swim.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49They also keep people on the beach safe from tides, jellyfish and even sharks.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Wow, I know the sun cream said, apply liberally,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56but I think you've overdone it a bit there, mate.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00No, I'm not with you.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05HE TOOTS HORN Oh, you're a clown.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Pier.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Pier dance? Pier punch? Peer pressure?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Pier row. Oh, Pierrot! You're Pierrot.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23What's a Pierrot?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Pierrot's are sad-face clowns whose origins date back to ancient
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Greek farce, but evolved into masked characters
0:10:39 > 0:10:42found in 16th century Italian comedies?
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Thumb?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I've lost you again, mate.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56You want to slap a bottlenosed dolphin?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58I can't let you do that, mate.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04You want to stroke the belly of a Tasmanian tiger?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13You want to pick the nose of a giant whilst
0:11:13 > 0:11:15fighting in an inflatable jungle.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Oh! You wanted to know if it was OK to go for a swim!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Oh, well, the answer to that is no.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Earlier today, someone said they spotted a...
0:11:30 > 0:11:32HE SCREAMS ..shark, yeah.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I think I'm in trouble.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41# Grown ups collect stuff too. #
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Winton, Queensland.
0:11:46 > 0:11:5027 years in the making.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52429 in the collection.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Caitlin is granddaughter of Wall Man.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02So, Caitlin, what first gave your grandad the idea of sticking
0:12:02 > 0:12:04loads of stuff in a wall in the middle of nowhere?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Well, I think, for a start,
0:12:06 > 0:12:09he just got bored and he decided to make this magnificent piece of art.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Just cos he had nothing else better to do.- Yes.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13That's brilliant. I like that.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15What was the first thing that was stuck into the wall?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19I think it was the wagon wheels just up this front.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20OK, let's check them out.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23And so, after the wagon wheel, Caitlin's grandfather,
0:12:23 > 0:12:24who was called Arno,
0:12:24 > 0:12:27stuck household stuff, car parts and tractor wheels and
0:12:27 > 0:12:30loads more rubbish - I mean, unusual objects -
0:12:30 > 0:12:34onto it. And it became a tourist attraction called Arno's Wall.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Genius! The wall now stands at two metres tall and 70 metres long -
0:12:38 > 0:12:43that's the same length as 314 footballs laid side by side.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47But apart from all that, Arno's Wall apparently has some magical powers.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Ed and Naomi, people say you can tell the type of person
0:12:52 > 0:12:56you are by the things you remember from Arno's Wall.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59You have 30 seconds to memorise as many objects as you can.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Three, two, one, go!
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Nice rusty frying pan,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05and I don't know what that was.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09A sewing machine. So many things to take in.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11There's a sink. Is that an oven?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14And, oh, that's a typewriter -
0:13:14 > 0:13:15old school.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19And...don't... I knew they were going to bump - stop it, you two.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Play nice. Australian road sign.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Ooh, a toilet.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25I wonder if it's been used. And a TV. Switch it on.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- My favourite. - Not this guy - he's rubbish.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33OK, time to remember.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- Helmet.- A sewing machine.- Frying pan.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- TV.- A typewriter.- A wok.- Kettle.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- A metal...wheel.- Clock.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- An engine.- A toilet seat.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- A map of Australia.- Sink.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46- Erm...- Microwave.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- That bloke over there.- Cheat!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Stop!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54After playing that game, Arno's Wall can tell me
0:13:54 > 0:13:57that you are two people who like walking around an unusually
0:13:57 > 0:14:00long garden wall looking for household objects cemented into it.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03In fact, it appears to be your favourite game.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Wow!- That is amazing.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- How did he do that?- So accurate. - SHE GASPS
0:14:08 > 0:14:09And speaking of games, here's another one.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14Welcome to They Think It's Wall Over.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Hello, boys, girls and anybody else with nothing better to do
0:14:17 > 0:14:19that watch this load of old rubbish,
0:14:19 > 0:14:25to name this household object live from Arno's Wall.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27The rules of the game are simple.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Using on the power of touch... - Get off!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33..you must find the household object named on my card.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37If you find the household object, you win the household object
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- and you can take it home with you. - Oh!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Of course, it is concreted into a wall, but why let that spoil things?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Round one.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47You must find, using only the power of touch...
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Stop it.- ..a hubcap.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51- OK.- She looks confused.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54A hubcap is a shiny metal object that goes in the middle
0:14:54 > 0:14:58of a car tyre, or wheel as it is sometimes incorrectly called.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Find a hubcap. Wrong way.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I found one. Here's one.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Correct! You have found a hubcap.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Unfortunately it wasn't the one I was looking for, Naomi.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I was looking for...
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- That one. That one there. - This is ridiculous.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I want you to find a microwave.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Oh, Naomi, using only the power of touch.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- Do that one more time... - The microwave.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Oh...
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Oh, here! Here! Microwave, definitely.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44No, Naomi, I'm sorry, that is not a fridge freezer.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- But you said microwave.- No, I didn't.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- You did!- If you play the tape back, I most certainly did not.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Not my fault you're rubbish at this game.
0:15:52 > 0:15:57You must find using only the power of touch a motor bike.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Motorbike.- Very hard to find. - Get out of the way then.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Almost impossible in this wall to find a motor bike.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Is this it?
0:16:07 > 0:16:12Oh, yes! Yes! You've done it, Naomi, you've found a motorbike.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- How do you feel? - I feel brilliant!
0:16:14 > 0:16:19And now you can take it home with you. Goodbye!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26You've been watching...
0:16:27 > 0:16:30..and it is now, thank goodness.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42So we are here in Alice Springs slap bang in the middle of Australia
0:16:42 > 0:16:45and its 1,000 miles to the coast in all directions.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47This is the dead centre of the country.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50It's actually called the red centre because this is the desert
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- and it's red.- Sensible, makes you wonder why they named this place Alice.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Does it?- I hope so, Ed, otherwise this song we've written
0:16:57 > 0:16:59is a giant waste of everyone's time.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06# A town called Alice Springs
0:17:06 > 0:17:07# Oh, yeah
0:17:07 > 0:17:10# Been called several things
0:17:10 > 0:17:13# Oh, yeah
0:17:13 > 0:17:18# This is the watering hole that gives the town its name
0:17:18 > 0:17:22# This area was called something else before the Europeans came
0:17:22 > 0:17:27# The Arrernte people have always been here
0:17:27 > 0:17:31# Their history and their culture echo down throughout the years
0:17:31 > 0:17:36# They believe this landscape and all of its features
0:17:36 > 0:17:41# Were shaped by caterpillars and many other creatures
0:17:41 > 0:17:43# They called it Mparntwe
0:17:43 > 0:17:45# This whole domain
0:17:45 > 0:17:48# A town called Mparntwe
0:17:48 > 0:17:51# An aboriginal name
0:17:51 > 0:17:56# In the 1860s an exploring pioneer
0:17:56 > 0:18:00# Called John McDouall Stuart led an expedition here
0:18:00 > 0:18:04# Those who choose to follow his route stopped and settled down
0:18:04 > 0:18:10# Over the years the settlement grew into a little town
0:18:10 > 0:18:14# This telegraph station is the spot where they chose to live
0:18:14 > 0:18:19# And they named the town after John Stuart, what a lovely gift to give
0:18:19 > 0:18:21# A town called Stuart
0:18:21 > 0:18:24# Doesn't roll off the tongue
0:18:24 > 0:18:26# A town called Stuart
0:18:26 > 0:18:29# Wasn't called that for long
0:18:29 > 0:18:34# Afghan cameleers used to drive their camel trains
0:18:34 > 0:18:38# Delivering supplies and tools across the dusty desert plains
0:18:38 > 0:18:43# Without them the Ghan railway wouldn't exist for sure
0:18:43 > 0:18:47# Trouble is once it was built they weren't needed any more
0:18:53 > 0:18:57# This telegraph station meant that people could be heard
0:18:57 > 0:19:02# They could now communicate with the outside world
0:19:02 > 0:19:07# And whilst the overland telegraph line was being laid
0:19:07 > 0:19:11# A spring was discovered and after Alice Todd the station was named
0:19:11 > 0:19:14# So was this place Stuart or Alice?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16# Which name where they using?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19# They decided a town only needs one name
0:19:19 > 0:19:21# Two was just confusing
0:19:21 > 0:19:25# A town called Alice Famous because...
0:19:25 > 0:19:30# This town called Alice is in the middle of Oz
0:19:30 > 0:19:35# A town called Alice Next on instead
0:19:35 > 0:19:39# This town called Alice Could be a town called Ed? #
0:19:50 > 0:19:53GEORDIE ACCENT: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Dec.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54And I'm Ant, eh?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Ed, I've told you, I'm not eating any ants!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00No, no, I mean Ant, the presenter, which is great, cos they never
0:20:00 > 0:20:03get Ant and Dec to eat any weird bush tucker food, like,
0:20:03 > 0:20:06so we've just got to keep up these dodgy Geordie accents, aye, aye!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Well, you care to explain what this is, then, pet?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Don't worry, Dec. I'm sure there's
0:20:13 > 0:20:15nothing under there - the crew wouldn't stitch us up, like!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21"Whomever loses the Trundle Bush Tucker MasterChef event
0:20:21 > 0:20:23"has to eat a witchetty grub,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26"a genuine Aussie outback delicacy."
0:20:29 > 0:20:33BOTH: We're CBBC presenters! Get us out of here!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Those two divas are so melodramatic!
0:20:37 > 0:20:41There's nothing to be scared of, except maybe losing.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43This is the annual Trundle Bush Tucker Day,
0:20:43 > 0:20:46a celebration of cooking in the Australian countryside,
0:20:46 > 0:20:48or bush, as they like to call it here.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51The Aussie bush is the original organic supermarket,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53with evidence of aboriginal Australians
0:20:53 > 0:20:58shopping here for groceries for over 50,000 years.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00The festival began over 25 years ago,
0:21:00 > 0:21:03when two Trundle men set themselves a challenge
0:21:03 > 0:21:06to cook the best bush tucker meal on a campfire.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09But it's not all grubs and bugs, though!
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I've no idea you could cook food like that.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- Yeah.- In what is basically a hole in the ground.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18That's some yummy coffee and banana sticky date pudding.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Why not try out some more bush tucker
0:21:19 > 0:21:21and see if you can guess what it is?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- All right, Ed, do you want to? - Er, yeah, yeah, OK.- Spoon?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- You've got to get into the meat in amongst it, mate.- OK.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32- Um...- Meat?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Mmm, mmm, quite a chewy texture.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I'm going to throw a lamb out there.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Pork. I'm saying it's pork.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40- It's a camel.- Oh!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- THEY COUGH - Try it again.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- LAUGHTER Fancy a camel?- Yeah, that's camel.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Don't take the "hump", boys. Onto number two!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50LAUGHTER
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Mmm. WOMAN:- A bird with two long legs.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- A bird with two long legs is our clue.- We had a clue from someone.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00One of them ones, with the feathers.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Oh, that's right, Cel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04One of those ones with the feathers, is that good enough?
0:22:04 > 0:22:08- With the long neck? - Long neck?- Ah, the, um...
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- I saw one on the... Oh!- Emu!
0:22:10 > 0:22:11- Yey!- Oh!- Yey!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Wey-hey(!)
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Oh, dear! Cel doesn't look emu-used!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Let's hope they enjoy number three.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Is this lamb?- No, no, no. - It tastes like lamb.- No, no.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- I know...- It's a stronger flavour, stronger flavour that one.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26I'm definitely getting more of a kangaroo in there.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Aw, how'd you go?!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29CEL CHEERS
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Is this the last... Is this the last Australian animal left?
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Enough snacking, boys, it's time to hop on over to the main event and
0:22:37 > 0:22:41see the All Over The Place Australia Master Bush Chef competition!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Phew! Now, that IS a mouthful!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Luckily, Ed and Cel won't be alone.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47They'll be paired up with local experts,
0:22:47 > 0:22:49so they don't poison the judges.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Each team is given a selection of secret ingredients
0:22:51 > 0:22:54and they have just one hour to cook a delicious meal,
0:22:54 > 0:22:58but there's no microwaves here. They must cook it in the ground!
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Ladies and gentlemen, may I present your Master Bush Chefs?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09OK, so I'm here with Digger and you're going to be
0:23:09 > 0:23:11with Team Cel today, you happy with that?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- I'm really happy, Cel, how are you?- I'm very well.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Very confident Digger's on my side.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19- This is Lisa, who's going to be helping me today.- Hi, guys!- Um...
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Cel's helper's called Digger, which is quite an outback name.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- Could we change your name? Call you something more outback?- Yeah!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- This is Shovel.- Yeah! That'll work! - She's going to be helping me today.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30You'd better hope you do win, Ed.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Remember, the loser must eat the famous witchetty grub,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36a nutritious delicacy high in protein.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Eaten live, they are said to taste a little bit like almonds,
0:23:39 > 0:23:41but, when cooked, they taste more like
0:23:41 > 0:23:43crispy roast chicken filled with scrambled eggs!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Hope you're hungry, boys!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47BELL RINGS There's the bell.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49We got two special international cooks,
0:23:49 > 0:23:53to just put the pressure on our local guys. Welcome to the game.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57The secret ingredient is locally caught blue eyed cod,
0:23:57 > 0:23:58sound a bit fishy to me!
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- That is the biggest bit of fish I have ever seen.- Beautiful!
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Accompanied by a selection of fresh Aussie veggies.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08So far I have selected some cherry tomatoes, some lime
0:24:08 > 0:24:10and a nice bit of basil and coriander.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14I like to spice things up in my kitchen. Keep the consumers guessing.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16"What's this I taste?" That's what I am about.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20I don't what I'm doing!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Careful with that knife, young man!
0:24:23 > 0:24:27Ed and Kell will have to listen to the experts if they want to win.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- How am I doing, Shovel? Just here?- Here.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32It's not a very bush food, is it?
0:24:34 > 0:24:35It is, because of the rivers.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Aborigines would have been a lot of fish.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42I imagine people back in the day just eating grubs, stick insects,
0:24:42 > 0:24:45things like that. But they ate nice things like fish as well?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47They were pretty clever, yes.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51While Ed is busy chatting, Kell is busy concentrating on the cook,
0:24:51 > 0:24:53he does not want to eat that grub.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Kell is already cooking at the camp oven. Hurry up pan-fried Petrie!
0:25:00 > 0:25:04It's flapping about with the fish will Kell cooks a creamy
0:25:04 > 0:25:06coconut concoction.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09I am getting worried because Kell has his stuff on the boil already.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I am squeezing the lime to give it that nice sweet taste.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16I just got it off my gloves there. That's very sweet.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20In this pan we have some sweet potato and onion
0:25:20 > 0:25:23and it is held together with egg and what we are going to do is,
0:25:23 > 0:25:27what we are going to do, I don't know what we are going to do.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- I nearly got away with it! - You nearly got away with it.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32You're not fooling us, Ed!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Both Ed and Kell are cooking in the camp's ovens now
0:25:36 > 0:25:40but who can stand the heat in the kitchen? The crowds are gathering.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44They must smell something nice, but who will enjoy the sweet
0:25:44 > 0:25:47smell of success and who will taste bitter defeat?
0:25:47 > 0:25:51And by that I mean a pan-fried witchetty grub!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56The clock is ticking, time to plate up, people.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04I can hardly hold myself back from eating that now.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Attention to detail, that is what me and Digger are about.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Three, two, one, stop your bush cooking!
0:26:15 > 0:26:19Kell and Digger have created cod on the rock,
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Thai curried cod poached in a coconut jus,
0:26:21 > 0:26:27accompanied by sweet potato crisps with another massive piece of fish.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Will it be enough to impress the judges?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Oh my goodness!
0:26:39 > 0:26:43- That was delicious! You've done such a great job.- Thank you very much.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50Ed and Shovel have created Ging-gang rustic cod, seared blue-eyed cod in
0:26:50 > 0:26:53a garden of Asian leaves with a red onion rosti,
0:26:53 > 0:26:55served on an oven lid.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58# Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha
0:26:58 > 0:27:00# Ging gang goo, ging gang goo. #
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- This looks amazing.- The public have been trying to eat it.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05I have been fighting them off with a stick.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08All right, Ed, stop showing off. It's all about the food.
0:27:08 > 0:27:14I hope they don't eat any dirt of that lid. And that is it!
0:27:14 > 0:27:18The judges can eat more. Who will emerge victorious?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Well done, boys, you both did a really good job.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25The judges votes are in. The winner...
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- ..is Ed and Shove.- Oh yes!
0:27:28 > 0:27:31I am the winner! I don't have to eat a witchetty grub.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35- I am so glad I am not you. - This is it, is it?- This is it, Kell.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42RETCHING
0:27:42 > 0:27:43That will do.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48You've been watching All Over The Place Australia!