0:00:02 > 0:00:05Join us for a madcap dash through the most bonkers events Down Under.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Ed takes on Johny...
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Naomi...
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Cel...
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Michelle...
0:00:13 > 0:00:14and Iain.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17It's the All Over The Place main event special.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21# All over the place
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# All over the place
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Me and my mates all over the place!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36# All over the place
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# The stuff down under is totally ace
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- # And it turns up... - # ..all over the place! #
0:00:47 > 0:00:49# Ed versus...
0:00:49 > 0:00:50# Everyone! #
0:00:51 > 0:00:55It's the end! The end! The end!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57..of this series of All Over The Place.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01We've had a blast here in Australia, and what better way of celebrating
0:01:01 > 0:01:04than cobbling together... I mean, looking back over some highlights?
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Now, you've probably noticed how competitive my fellow presenters are
0:01:08 > 0:01:10in the final section of the show - the main event.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14What feeds their insatiable urge to win at all costs?
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Well, it's this.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17No, sorry, that's my lunch.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19It's this, the All Over The Place
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Best Presenter In The Main Event Trophy.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23FANFARE
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Looks remarkably similar to our normal trophy.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Now, no award show is complete without a montage,
0:01:29 > 0:01:32so let's look back at some of this series' best bits.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Ow!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Faster, don't let them win! Oh, no!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40# Da-da-da-da Team Iain! #
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Whoa-ho-ho!
0:01:46 > 0:01:47I'm going to get them.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49THEY CHEER
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Hiya! What's this?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- There it is, there it is.- Aaarghh!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Now, it's time to say hello to Iain Stirling.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Hello.- Welcome to the award show
0:02:00 > 0:02:03for the All Over The Place Best Presenter In The Main Event Trophy.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05FANFARE
0:02:05 > 0:02:08So the All Over The Place Best Presenter In The Main Event Trophy?
0:02:08 > 0:02:09FANFARE
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Erm, don't do that. That's my thing, mentioning
0:02:11 > 0:02:14the All Over The Place Best Presenter In The Main Event Trophy.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16FANFARE
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Cos I like this sound effect.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18FANFARE
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Oh, in that case, I will not mention
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- the All Over The Place Best Presenter In The Main Event...- Ah-ah-ah! Ah.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Sorry. Don't want to annoy you, what with you being a judge and all.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Ed, can I just say what lovely breath you have?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36And can I just say how bad at trying to win over judges you are?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40What's the point, then? You're never going to let me win.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I've beaten you in every event we've ever done.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Apart from onion eating in series one.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Yay!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55I let him win. I just didn't want to eat an entire onion.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Think of the indigestion.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00My indigestion's pretty much cleared up now, actually.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02HE BELCHES
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Yeah. You can look at me like that all you want,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08but doing onion burps for three years is a small price to pay
0:03:08 > 0:03:11to watch your face when you lose something. Here's Iain,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13probably not losing something.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16The first event Iain has nominated
0:03:16 > 0:03:19for the Best Presenter In The Main Event Trophy
0:03:19 > 0:03:21is in Eden, New South Wales.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25And it looks like they're having a whale of a time.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28They really are, because this is actually a whale festival,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31and that means a chance to spot some of these marvellous mammals
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- before the main event. - There it is, there it is!- Aaargh!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Two of them right next to each other! Look, look!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Right, stop that, and start competing.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41It's time for the Capstan Pull.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Teams have to turn this cog around,
0:03:43 > 0:03:45which pulls a metal whale up this steep hill.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47The fastest team wins,
0:03:47 > 0:03:50and Ed and Iain have recruited some scouts to help out.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52First up, it's Team Ed.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Haul this whale like he's never been hauled before!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57And they're off! They're off and running.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00And the whale is moving already, heading up the hill.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Looking quite fast.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Slick teamwork.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07They're really holding this together. This is impressive.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Come on, guys, you're doing great! Keep going!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Oh, no, they've lost a Scout!
0:04:13 > 0:04:14We lost one, we lost one!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18They're over the line at last!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21We lost two Scouts, but it was a sacrifice worth making.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23The whale's moved back to the start line
0:04:23 > 0:04:28and it's time for Team Iain to move that mammal!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Oh, they're off and running.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Don't fall over, Iain.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Come on!- You've lost a Scout!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37He's lost two Scouts already.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Get in!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41How bossy.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Don't lose any more Scouts, Iain.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Come on!- Listen to him.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Oh, and it's over the finish line!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52That seemed quite fast.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- You lost a couple of Scouts as well. - I was the only one pushing!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Well, you must have pushed hard.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Ed finished in 49 seconds, and Iain did it in three seconds less,
0:05:01 > 0:05:03so Iain wins!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06In your face, man!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! - I've gone off whales.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Iain's second nomination to win this very desirable award
0:05:12 > 0:05:15takes place in Surfers Paradise, Queensland.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19And it's all to play for between these two fierce rivals
0:05:19 > 0:05:21in the surf boat competition.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24They each join a team to battle it out to be crowned
0:05:24 > 0:05:26champions of the surf.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29The teams have to row through these huge waves,
0:05:29 > 0:05:31go round the markers and then get back to shore.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Fastest boat wins, but the massive waves and high winds on the day
0:05:35 > 0:05:38means the boys are not allowed to take part, so
0:05:38 > 0:05:42now Ed and Iain will cheer the teams on from the safety of the shore.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48And away they go! Row, row, row your boats, gently down the...
0:05:48 > 0:05:50No, don't go gently, go quickly!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Team Ed are wearing white caps, Team Iain are in blue.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- But are either team getting ahead yet?- My lads are in front!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Like a roller coaster, isn't it? - We put that camera on the guy's head.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05If that's still there by the time they come to land, I'll be surprised.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10- Come on, guys!- Come on, Team Ed. Come on! Slow and steady wins the race.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11It couldn't be any closer.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Both teams are powering through the water like speedboats.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17My team are absolutely smashing it.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18I don't think they are.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- They are!- They're as equal as mine.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Iain's team are past the floating marker,
0:06:23 > 0:06:25with Ed's team very close behind.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Come on, Team Ed!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Both boats are on the home stretch now,
0:06:31 > 0:06:34and, at this point, their arms and legs will be aching.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- It's so close.- They're just in front!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh, yours have caught the surf.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41My guys just caught the wave.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44It looks like Iain's team have definitely pulled ahead now,
0:06:44 > 0:06:45but Ed's team haven't given up.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Come on, lads!- Oh, no! No, no!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yes!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- No!- Yes!
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Iain surfs to another victory.- Yes!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Even when Iain Stirling's not doing something,
0:07:00 > 0:07:03he beats me in the main event. Gah!
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Let's say hello to Mr Johny Pitts.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11Johny. What do you think makes you a heavyweight this year?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I'd have to say it's probably all these Australian lamingtons
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I've been eating, Ed. They're gorgeous.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18A lamington is an Australian sponge cake covered in chocolate
0:07:18 > 0:07:21and sprinkled with coconut, named after Lord Lamington,
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Governor of Queensland in 1901.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Other Australian confectionery items are available.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27No, I wasn't talking about your waistline.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29What do you think makes you a heavyweight in
0:07:29 > 0:07:32this year's All Over The Place Best Presenter In The Main Event Trophy?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34FANFARE
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Well, I'd have to say, I stunned the crowds at the drovers' festival
0:07:38 > 0:07:42and I really pushed the limits at the Henley-on-Todd Regatta.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Oh, and I bought you this lovely lamington, Ed.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh, wow, thank you.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Well, as the judge, I do have to remain impartial.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53But I am going to eat this anyway.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Oh, yeah. These are lovely.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59I'm definitely going to let you win.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Yeah. If you give me that other one. Give me the other one.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Here's Johny being brilliant!
0:08:06 > 0:08:10The first event Johny has nominated to win this fabulous trophy
0:08:10 > 0:08:14takes place in Camooweal, Queensland.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16This is the drovers' festival
0:08:16 > 0:08:20and Ed and Johny are going head-to-head in the mail race.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21They both have to make like horses
0:08:21 > 0:08:24and pull people around in carts - obviously.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Teams of four have to race a car down the highway
0:08:27 > 0:08:31while picking up and dropping off mail and passengers along the way.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34The first team across the line wins.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37And they're off and running under a scorching Queensland sun.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40They're pounding down this highway
0:08:40 > 0:08:43and it looks to me like...yes, Ed seems to be just edging ahead,
0:08:43 > 0:08:45but it's still pretty much neck-and-neck
0:08:45 > 0:08:47as they come up to the first stop.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50The first stop is the mail sack pick-up.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53The whole thing here is getting out, getting the mail sack
0:08:53 > 0:08:57and getting back into the cart as quickly as possible.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Ed's looking confident.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Johny's not. He's panicking.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03And quite rightly so, cos Ed's away!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06His team are off and running. Come on, Team Ed.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh, Johny is picking up the pace,
0:09:08 > 0:09:13and as they come to... I don't believe it, Johny is overtaking Ed!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16I think he's struggling as we reach the halfway stage here.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19They've picked up the last passenger and it's the home straight.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Who'll be the fastest postman? - ED GROANS
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Listen to Ed. I think he's really struggling.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Team Johny is pulling away in front
0:09:26 > 0:09:29as we get to the last delivery at the hotel.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31This is wide open, it's all to play for.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Who will emerge victorious from the Hotel?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Is that Johny? It is Johny.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38They're heading for the finish line!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41And they're over the finish line! Team Johny wins!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Time for a sweaty hug. Eugh!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I feel like my lungs are sticking to the inside of my chest.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Oh!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Johny's second nominated event is the Henley-on-Todd Regatta
0:09:52 > 0:09:55in Alice Springs, Northern Territory.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02This is one of the world's oddest river races,
0:10:02 > 0:10:04because there's no water involved.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Every year, people race up and down the dry sandy bed of the Todd River
0:10:08 > 0:10:10in very unusual ways.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Ed and Johny are taking part in the kayak race.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15No paddles needed, but who will be the fastest?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17OK, fellas. Now!
0:10:17 > 0:10:18GUNSHOT
0:10:18 > 0:10:21First up is Johny.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Oh, here he goes.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Johny's lagging behind there.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Don't fall over, Johny!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Don't fall over, Johny!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41So, can you do better, Ed?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44GUNSHOT
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Oh, look at that!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Oh, this is quite difficult.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Oh, no, the wind's against me.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Arrggh!
0:11:04 > 0:11:08That means a head-to-head kayak race to decide the winner.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I really don't want to do this again.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I also really don't want to lose to Johny.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17OK, here it goes, I really want to beat him, really want to beat him.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18I'm going to give it everything.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Here we go, Johny. Don't be rubbish.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24GUNSHOT
0:11:24 > 0:11:26And they're pounding down the sand!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29In this burning heat, they're going kayak crazy out there
0:11:29 > 0:11:30and, as they get to the turn,
0:11:30 > 0:11:34it's neck and neck. But oh, I think Ed is just slipping ahead.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Yes, edging ahead, it's going to be Ed. Ed wins.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43I was so worried he was going to drop the camera on the... Oh.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46So far, the competition for this award has been stiffer than
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Harry Styles' mum's face when she saw his tattoos.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51But it's about to get even stiffer -
0:11:51 > 0:11:54the competition, not Harry Styles's mum's face,
0:11:54 > 0:11:56cos look who it is, Michelle Ackerley. Do you think
0:11:56 > 0:11:58you've got what it takes to win
0:11:58 > 0:12:00the All Over The Place Best Presenter In The Main Event Trophy?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02FANFARE
0:12:02 > 0:12:03- You bet I do! - What do you think you have
0:12:03 > 0:12:05that the other presenters haven't,
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- apart from big hair? - I take no prisoners, Ed.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11That's good, isn't it? Cos you're not a qualified High Court judge.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13No, I wasn't talking literally.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Right.- What I mean is, I'm the man.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Really? I would never have guessed.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19No, I think you're misunderstanding me here.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22What I'm trying to get at is, I'm the best presenter.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oh! Right.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Bit arrogant.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Is that why you've got such big hair, to hide your big head?- Grr!
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Remember, I am the judge. Actually, why have you got such big hair?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Mostly, to do things like this.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- For me?- They're for you.- Oh, wow.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Well, let's have a look at Michelle's nominated events to see
0:12:41 > 0:12:44if she's got what it takes to get her hair...I mean, her hands
0:12:44 > 0:12:46on that lovely trophy.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48These are my favourite. How did you know?
0:12:48 > 0:12:53Michelle has chosen to nominate the gold dig as her first event,
0:12:53 > 0:12:55so let's head to Ararat, Victoria.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yup, Michelle and Ed will really have to dig deep
0:12:59 > 0:13:02to try and win this one. Armed with spades and metal detectors,
0:13:02 > 0:13:05they have to go hunting for gold.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07The winner will be the one who finds the most riches,
0:13:07 > 0:13:10either some specially hidden gold... Ooh!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13..or some low-value coins scattered around
0:13:13 > 0:13:15in case they miss the real treasure. Not so ooh.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Although they do get to keep the coins.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Metal detector primed and ready, Michelle?- Let's do this.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30METAL DETECTOR WHINES
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Yes! Get the pickaxe. OK.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Oh-oh-oh! I've found something!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Yes! Yes!- Well done, Michelle.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41That's a whole five cents. Not even 3p.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- METAL DETECTOR BEEPS - I've found the toilet.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Definitely made of metal.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Another five cents!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51That's more "cents" than Petrie's ever had. Get it?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Amazing to think this is how some people spend their entire week...
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Oh, it's a nail!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59It's a nail!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Doesn't look like gold. - I see what's happening here.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Wonder how long it'll take him to work out he's wearing a gold ring.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I'm not imagining this. This rock...
0:14:09 > 0:14:10is making a noise.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15So there must be some metal in here. Oh, hang on.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- I've got a ring on.- Yes, you do.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18METAL DETECTOR BEEPS
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Oh, you're joking.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- That's a really strong signal, as well.- Oh...
0:14:25 > 0:14:26SHE GASPS
0:14:26 > 0:14:28I've found something!
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I've found gold!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Wow! Actual gold! Eureka!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Michelle wins!
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Michelle's second nomination to win this prestigious trophy means
0:14:42 > 0:14:46a trip to Derby, Tasmania.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50I hope Ed and Michelle are ready for this, the Derby River Derby.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53They'll be joining up with different teams to take part in
0:14:53 > 0:14:55this home-made raft race,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58and, as well as facing some bumpy stretches of river,
0:14:58 > 0:15:01the teams will also be pelted with water balloons.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Staying dry is definitely not an option.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08SCREAMING
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Team Ed and Team Michelle have to paddle
0:15:12 > 0:15:14like they've never paddled before.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20But it's not the best start for Team Ed on the black raft.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23They seem to have already taken a wrong turn. Oops!
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Which means Team Michelle,
0:15:27 > 0:15:30on the blue raft, have a head start.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Can Team Ed paddle their way back?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34We're winning!
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Stop throwing things at us! Why can't you just be nice to people?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Why can't you just keep paddling, Ed?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42You're starting to catch Michelle up.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49But Team Michelle are first to face the choppy waters.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Will their home-made boat stay afloat?
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Team Ed are hot on their heels,
0:15:56 > 0:15:59but will they and their raft keep it together?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01What is going on here?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Team Michelle survived, but where's Team Ed?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Ah, there they are.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12They made it, but can they catch up with Team Michelle
0:16:12 > 0:16:14as both teams race to the finish line?
0:16:17 > 0:16:21No, they can't, and Michelle's team cross the finish line first.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Splashing good stuff!
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Wetter... I mean, better luck next time, Ed.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- In your face, Ed Petrie!- We did our best but it wasn't good enough.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35I'm so proud. Yes! We did it!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Now, let's say hello to Mr Cel Spellman.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Cel, why do you think you've got what it takes to win
0:16:40 > 0:16:43the All Over The Place Best Presenter In The Main Event Trophy?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45FANFARE
0:16:45 > 0:16:47I'd be very surprised if I didn't win.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Just think to all those fun times we've had over the years.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Cowpat throwing in Wisconsin...
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Here we go. It's a long one. And oh, it's a good one.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56THEY CHUCKLE
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Then there's all those aliens at the Sputnik Festival.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02HE MAKES MUFFLED NOISES
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Oh, remember that time in Michigan when I dressed up as a fairy
0:17:05 > 0:17:07and danced down the street in a green tutu?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Ah, Ed, I wish you hadn't put that thought into my head.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Remember, I am the judge for this trophy, so if you want to win...
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Oh, well, green really is your colour. Brings out your eyes.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Thank you very much. Let's see how Cel did
0:17:20 > 0:17:22in his favourite ridiculous Australian event.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25But not as ridiculous as a six-foot man with award-winning chicken legs
0:17:25 > 0:17:27prancing around the streets.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Ssh.- Sorry.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Cel's first nomination to try and win the Best Presenter
0:17:32 > 0:17:36In The Main Event Trophy takes us to Mullewa, Western Australia.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41It's certainly going to be a close shave as to who wins this one.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44That's because they're here to take part in a sheep-shearing
0:17:44 > 0:17:47competition. Basically, it's giving a sheep a haircut.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49The challenge is to do it in the fastest time,
0:17:49 > 0:17:52but you also have to make sure you don't mark the sheep.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54A good haircut wins you three green lights,
0:17:54 > 0:17:58so skill and speed both count in this event. Ed's first up.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04A confident start by Ed...who chooses to go for the leg first?!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Beautiful! - And now he's shearing the back.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Hopefully get a nice finish.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Ed is clearly going for quality over speed here. Yawn!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Finally he's on the last leg. - Are you done?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Am I done? Oh!
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Good on yer, mate.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Ed eventually clocks in
0:18:31 > 0:18:34in a painfully slow eight minutes and three seconds,
0:18:34 > 0:18:37and one, two, three green lights from the judges.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Top marks, Mr Petrie.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Now it's Cel's turn.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Can he beat Ed's time and get three green lights?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Looks like Cel's choosing speed over quality
0:18:48 > 0:18:50by the looks of that haircut.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Cel is flying now onto the back.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Oops, I think he's nicked the sheep a tiny bit there.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01That could be costly.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04This one's going to be as close as that haircut.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06And he's done. Whew!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08APPLAUSE
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Let him go between your legs.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Cel has beaten Ed by an impressive 23 seconds
0:19:13 > 0:19:16but he needs three green lights to win. He's got one...
0:19:16 > 0:19:18He's got two...
0:19:18 > 0:19:21He's got... Oh, no! It's a red because of that little nick!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- So Ed wins.- Not baaaad!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Cel's next tussle with Ed to try
0:19:28 > 0:19:32and win the trophy takes place in Trundle, New South Wales.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38And it's all about top nosh here at the Bush Tucker Day.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40This is a celebration of cooking local food
0:19:40 > 0:19:42found in the Aussie countryside,
0:19:42 > 0:19:45and all of the food is cooked in the ground.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47To win, the boys must prepare a bush tucker meal,
0:19:47 > 0:19:50with a little help from their Aussie pals, Digger and Shovel.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52The judges will decide who wins,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55and the loser must eat a famous Aussie delicacy,
0:19:55 > 0:19:58a fright witchetty grub. Yum, yum...
0:20:00 > 0:20:03The crowds are gathering. They must smell something nice,
0:20:03 > 0:20:06but who will enjoy the sweet smell of success,
0:20:06 > 0:20:08and who will taste bitter defeat,
0:20:08 > 0:20:11and by that I mean a pan-fried witchetty grub? Bleugh!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13The clock is ticking. Time to plate up, people.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16I can hardly hold myself back from eating that now.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Attention to detail. That's what me and Digger are about.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- FRENCH VOICE:- Cel and Digger have created cod on a log,
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Thai curried cod poached in a coconut jus,
0:20:27 > 0:20:29accompanied by sweet potato crisps
0:20:29 > 0:20:32with another massive piece of fish.
0:20:33 > 0:20:39Ed and Shovel have created gingan rosti cod, seared blue-eyed cod
0:20:39 > 0:20:41in a garden of Asian leaf
0:20:41 > 0:20:44with a red onion rosti served on an oven lid.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Will it be enough to impress the judges?
0:20:47 > 0:20:48The public have been trying to eat it.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50I've been fighting them off with a stick.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54All right, Ed, stop showing off. It's all about the food now.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Ah, my goodness!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Who will emerge victorious?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01The winner...
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- is Ed and Shovel.- Oh, yes!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06I am the winner! I don't have to eat a witchetty grub.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I'm so glad I'm not you.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- This is it, is it?- This is it, Cel.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17RETCHING
0:21:17 > 0:21:19That will do.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Hello, Naomi Wilkinson. Thank you for joining us
0:21:22 > 0:21:25for the All Over The Place Best Presenter In The Main Event Trophy.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26FANFARE
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Wouldn't miss this for the world, Ed. Right. Ahem.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33"All those other programmes I present like Naomi's Nightmares or Wild
0:21:33 > 0:21:37"are rubbish... compared to your brilliant show.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40"And to win this trophy would be the proudest moment of my career."
0:21:42 > 0:21:43- Did I read that OK?- Very good, yes.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45And you're the judge of this, yeah?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48So I haven't just been rude about my own programmes for nothing.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51As the judge, it would be inappropriate of me to comment,
0:21:51 > 0:21:52but would I do that to you?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Tell you what, it's thirsty work, isn't it, presenting in Austria?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- I could really do with a nice, refreshing drink.- Don't worry, Ed.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I will get one for you.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Here you are.- Thank you very much.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Actually, I don't think I want this now.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Remember, I am the judge.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Let's see if Naomi kept her cool as well in this event.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20Naomi's first nomination to try and win this amazing prize means
0:22:20 > 0:22:22a trip to the toilet in Winton, Queensland.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26This is the Dunny Derby,
0:22:26 > 0:22:29which takes place during Winton's Outback Festival.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31A dunny is Australian for a loo,
0:22:31 > 0:22:35and this event really is about racing toilets. Of course it is!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37With some very portable loos on display,
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Ed becomes Jeremy Clarksbum from Plop Gear,
0:22:41 > 0:22:42and Naomi is Dr Poo,
0:22:42 > 0:22:46but who will be number one and who will end up number two?
0:22:49 > 0:22:50And they're off, and so are the pants,
0:22:50 > 0:22:53because they have to race with their pants around their ankles
0:22:53 > 0:22:56to the toilets and take a seat on the loo.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Naomi gets there first. Ed is already...behind.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Now their team-mates must drag the dunny round the course,
0:23:02 > 0:23:06stopping to pick up items you might find in the toilet as they go.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07And it's round the U-bend.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Ed really needs to make a big splash here.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Oh, Ed's got his loo roll.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Everybody push really hard, except for you, Ed.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Naomi is in the first place, but Clarksbum is clinging on.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Come on, Dr Poo!
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Naomi has the brush! Don't use it in your hair.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Oh, and now Ed has his brush...
0:23:30 > 0:23:33..and Naomi has got the paper, she's got all three objects now!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Come on, Jezzers, come on!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Turn, turn, turn, turn!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Clarksbum squats - gets the newspaper!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Yeah!
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Naomi is in the lead.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47But Ed is stuck in the U-bend.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51No coming in number two. No, no, no.
0:23:51 > 0:23:56Woo! No number two here. First place!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59And Naomi trots to victory.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01You're slower than James May!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Finally, we're off to Ceduna in South Australia.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Will Naomi's second nomination be the one that wins her the trophy?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13This is the Oyster Fest, a celebration of all things oystery,
0:24:13 > 0:24:16so there's no prizes for guessing that the main event means
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Ed and Naomi will have to swallow more than their pride to win.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Yup, you guessed it,
0:24:21 > 0:24:23they need to swallow oysters,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26fed to them by expert oyster openers, so don't try this at home.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Walking to my doom.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32I don't want to do it! I've never had an oyster before.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Pretend you're in a posh restaurant.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Go!
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Wow, that was quick. One oyster, Ed. Well done.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42That's so salty.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46It's like eating the sea.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47And one for Naomi.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51That's like eating a rock pool. Urgh!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Oh, two, Ed. Brilliant. Yuck.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01It's horrible! I don't like these!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03It's like eating slugs!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Naomi's struggling. Just spit it out.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Two for Naomi.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- No!- Sure?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20No more?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23LAUGHTER
0:25:23 > 0:25:26That's three for Ed. I don't know how he's doing this.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28People pay good money for this?
0:25:28 > 0:25:32Come on. Keep it in your mouth, Naomi.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- I couldn't do it, though.- It's disgusting, I can't do this, Ed.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39And four for Ed. How does he...?
0:25:39 > 0:25:40And number five.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- Urgh!- I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49And six for Ed.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52And three for Naomi.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54It's like swallowing an egg.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Oh, it's in. It out.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01- I'm shaking.- Arrgh!
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Seven for Ed. Unbelievable.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12That's disgusting. Eight for Ed.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14- Ready?- Yeah.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Unbelievable. Number nine.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Naomi, you only need to eat six in one go and you'll be there.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22BELL RINGS
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- What's that? - The bell, thank goodness.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29And Ed wins.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30The taste of victory.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Still got one there. You missed one, you missed one.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36- No, I spit it down again.- Ah, no!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Very strong events there.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42And five very...weird, but rather wonderful presenters.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45However, there can only be one winner
0:26:45 > 0:26:48of the All Over The Place Best Presenter In The Main Event Trophy.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49FANFARE
0:26:49 > 0:26:51And that presenter is...
0:26:53 > 0:26:56..me! It's me!
0:26:56 > 0:27:01Incredible scenes here Down Under as the crowd go wild.
0:27:01 > 0:27:06I'd just like to thank myself for fixing this award ceremony. and...
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Oh, I'm going to start crying, I'm so overcome with emotion.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Here is a montage of my best bets.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15MUSIC: "I Love It" by Icona Pop
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Winner right here!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Oh.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24I can hardly hold myself back from eating that.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Thank you, Townsville.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28I appreciate your support. They're booing me over there.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30What do I do with this?
0:27:30 > 0:27:31THEY LAUGH
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Why am I hugging you? I don't know.- Get off me.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37The Aussies are going to love it. Finished!
0:27:37 > 0:27:39What is going on here?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Hey!
0:27:43 > 0:27:47You've been watching All Over The Place: Australia!