0:00:02 > 0:00:05Want to listen to all the best songs from Ed's Australian road trip?
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Is that Jedward? No, it's Ed and Johny.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Naomi and her moustache are singing at Sydney's Opera House,
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Iain finds sand in the strangest places,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Cel goes for a swim in a water park with no water,
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Michelle's dancing in a goldmine Gangnam style and...
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# I can't get it out of my head. #
0:00:23 > 0:00:24It's Kylie Minogue.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26My eyes!
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# All over the place
0:00:29 > 0:00:30# All over the place
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# Me and my mates, all over the place!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# It's true what you've heard everything is absurd
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# All over the place
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# All over the place
0:00:47 > 0:00:49# There's stuff to do down under that is totally ace
0:00:49 > 0:00:51# And it turns up...
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# All over the place! #
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Oh, right.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Well, thanks anyway. Grrr!
0:01:02 > 0:01:07Unbelievable, the plane home's delayed by - get this - 24 hours.
0:01:07 > 0:01:1024 hours? But that's like...
0:01:10 > 0:01:12That's like three days.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- It's one day.- It's like one day.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Hang on, does that mean after all our hard work,
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- we get a whole day just to chill out?- Yeah.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Yeah, I suppose it does. Whole day off in Sydney! And it's raining.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Yeah, just like being home.- Luckily, I know a really good place to go.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33It's called Manly, just the place for two very manly presenters.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Manly presenters? Where are they? Do you think I can get an autograph?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38HE CLEARS THROAT
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Oh, us! Of course.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Ed, did you know we have to get the ferry to Manly?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Erm, Iain, I've been travelling around Australia for three months,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- I think I know how to get places. - Oh, yeah, really?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Like when you and Johny went to Mount Isa to find a big mountain
0:01:53 > 0:01:55and found a big, flat nothing?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Actually, I think the ferry's this way.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Incredible.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Well, we've definitely got the Isa
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- but I just can't locate the mount bit.- No.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Oh, well, let's have a look around. I'm sure we'll come across it.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I mean, you can't miss mountain.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10BACKING MUSIC: "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice
0:02:10 > 0:02:13# Mount Isa baby
0:02:15 > 0:02:17# Here somewhere maybe
0:02:19 > 0:02:21# Stop, welcome to Isa
0:02:21 > 0:02:23# Size of this place, gonna surprise ya
0:02:23 > 0:02:27# 40,000km square, that's like from here to way over there
0:02:27 > 0:02:29# A massive area, yes, it's true
0:02:29 > 0:02:31# But mostly inhabited by cow and kangaroo
0:02:31 > 0:02:33# It barely rains sun's always shining
0:02:33 > 0:02:36# But it's really famous for its mineral mining, stop!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38# Check out the action
0:02:38 > 0:02:40# Hard Times mine number one attraction
0:02:40 > 0:02:42# Travel underground in a deep mine shaft
0:02:42 > 0:02:44# See what it's like to do a hard day's graft
0:02:44 > 0:02:46# John Campbell Miles was the first to realise
0:02:46 > 0:02:48# The area was heavily mineralised
0:02:48 > 0:02:50# To stand here, you wouldn't really think
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# Beneath your feet there's copper, silver, lead and zinc
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# Isa, Isa baby
0:02:54 > 0:02:56# Still no sign of the mountain sadly
0:02:56 > 0:02:58# Isa, Isa baby
0:02:58 > 0:03:00# And these crampons are starting to hurt quite badly.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02# Stop! a world heritage zone
0:03:02 > 0:03:04# Get close and personal with dinosaur bones
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# These amazing creatures evolved, they say
0:03:06 > 0:03:09# Into the Aussie animals we know today
0:03:09 > 0:03:11# I wouldn't fancy meeting these, would you?
0:03:11 > 0:03:12# Particularly the carnivorous emu
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- #- The wombats don't sound scary at all
0:03:15 > 0:03:17# Till you realise they were two metres tall, stop!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19# Back during World War II
0:03:19 > 0:03:21# If you were scared of an air raid what would you do?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23# You'd hide in this underground shelter, surely
0:03:23 > 0:03:25# Which would come in handy if you ever felt poorly
0:03:25 > 0:03:29# Also doubled as a hospital, see? A unique underground health facility
0:03:29 > 0:03:31# Subterranean pretty flash
0:03:31 > 0:03:33# Wonder if there's a doctor who could look at this rash?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35# Isa, Isa, baby
0:03:35 > 0:03:37# I tell you what, there's no mountain here
0:03:37 > 0:03:39# Isa, Isa, baby
0:03:39 > 0:03:42# But we've spent the budget on all this climbing gear
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- # Pressure! - To find something to climb
0:03:45 > 0:03:50# But all that we can find, this small hill with a sign
0:03:50 > 0:03:51# Pressure!
0:03:51 > 0:03:56# And all that it shows is how far we're from home
0:03:56 > 0:03:58# Which we already know
0:03:58 > 0:04:00# Isa, Isa, baby
0:04:00 > 0:04:03# We came expecting to climb but found...
0:04:03 > 0:04:04# Isa, Isa, baby
0:04:04 > 0:04:06# The most interesting stuff is under the ground
0:04:06 > 0:04:08# Isa, Isa, baby
0:04:08 > 0:04:11# No actual mountain, which is a shame
0:04:11 > 0:04:12# Mount Isa baby
0:04:12 > 0:04:17# It's still cool though if inappropriately named. #
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Should be in Manly in about half an hour, I reckon.- Yeah, great.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Did you know there's been a ferry crossing to Manly since 1855?
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Yeah, great.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29And there used to be a steamboat called the Phantom that did
0:04:29 > 0:04:30the crossing from Sydney to Manly.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Yeah, fascinating stuff, mate, fascinating.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35So if you think it's choppy now,
0:04:35 > 0:04:37just imagine what it would be like on a steamboat
0:04:37 > 0:04:39with a big paddle wheel churning up the water.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Ed! Can we please talk about something else?
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Oh, sorry, sorry, I didn't realise you got seasick.- Oh, yeah.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49What's in your sandwich?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- This? Oh, seafood.- You said sea.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Ed, maybe I get a little bit seasick, OK?
0:04:57 > 0:05:01I mean, if you even mention the word "ship", I want to hurl.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Oh, Sydney Opera House. It's amazing, isn't it?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Designed to look like the sails on a...
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Oh, you know.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Spit it out then.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14A ship.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16He said "ship", ohhh.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I couldn't resist.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Oh, there's two opera singers on the steps over there.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Here we are at one of the most iconic buildings in the world,
0:05:25 > 0:05:26the Sydney Opera House.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Ed, I thought we were doing the opera song now.- Yeah, we are.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32I've been having singing lessons so I can hit the big note at the end.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Good but, erm, hadn't you better put your fat suit on first?
0:05:36 > 0:05:37- Ey? Ey?- Oh!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Yes good point, sorry.- What?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Right, let's do this.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Ladies and gentleman, we give you Sydney Opera House...
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- BOTH:- ..the opera.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52BACKING MUSIC: "O Sole Mio"
0:05:55 > 0:05:58# To find the design
0:05:58 > 0:06:02# There was a competition
0:06:02 > 0:06:05# Danish man Jorn Utzon
0:06:05 > 0:06:09# Won with his submission
0:06:09 > 0:06:15# With optimism Australia was filled
0:06:15 > 0:06:18# Who could have known
0:06:18 > 0:06:23# It would take 14 years to build?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26# In Sydney Harbour
0:06:26 > 0:06:30# Right by the sea
0:06:30 > 0:06:33# The Opera House stands
0:06:33 > 0:06:37# Impressively
0:06:37 > 0:06:40# So famous
0:06:40 > 0:06:44# I'm sure you've heard
0:06:44 > 0:06:47# Its image known
0:06:47 > 0:06:50# Throughout the world
0:06:50 > 0:06:57# It cost so much it was hugely over budget
0:06:57 > 0:07:00# 100 million
0:07:00 > 0:07:04# But who could begrudge it?
0:07:04 > 0:07:11# The greatest venue the world has ever seen
0:07:11 > 0:07:14# And it was opened by
0:07:14 > 0:07:18# Her Majesty, the Queen
0:07:18 > 0:07:22# In Sydney Harbour
0:07:22 > 0:07:25# In New South Wales
0:07:25 > 0:07:29# The opera house stands
0:07:29 > 0:07:33# Like a ship's sails
0:07:33 > 0:07:39# Protruding into the sky
0:07:39 > 0:07:43# At over 22
0:07:43 > 0:07:46# Storeys high
0:07:46 > 0:07:53# The concert hall with its vaulted ceiling
0:07:53 > 0:07:56# To sing upon this stage
0:07:56 > 0:08:00# There's no better feeling
0:08:00 > 0:08:03# 2,500
0:08:03 > 0:08:07# Can watch from the stalls
0:08:07 > 0:08:14# Imagine how it sounds when they all shout encore... #
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Get on with it!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20# ..In Sydney Harbour
0:08:20 > 0:08:24# By now you know
0:08:24 > 0:08:27# The opera house is
0:08:27 > 0:08:32# The place to go
0:08:32 > 0:08:38# A wondrous sight to see
0:08:38 > 0:08:41# This final note is
0:08:41 > 0:08:44# Too high for... # GLASS SHATTERING
0:08:44 > 0:08:50# M-e-e-e-e-e-e. #
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Have you stopped singing yet? Please tell me you've stopped singing.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Oi! Lots of people think I have a very good singing voice.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03They think I've got extended vibrato.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Oh, you might want to have that looked at.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Anyway, looks like we're arriving at Manly now.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11It was originally called Manly Cove, you know.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14In 1788 the early settlers thought the Aboriginals looked very
0:09:14 > 0:09:16confident and manly.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19We can do that. We're pretty manly.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Yeah. Muscles?- Check.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Shoulders?- Check.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Moisturising lip balm to counter act the dehydrating
0:09:26 > 0:09:28effect of saltwater on the ferry crossing?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- BOTH:- Check.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Mine's strawberry. - Oh, I've got lemon.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Oh, lovely.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36It's a shame about the weather, though.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39I was looking forward to going to the beach. I love sand.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Sand dunes, building sand castles, burying you in the sand.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Well, we did get to see lots of sand on Fraser Island.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Remember?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Oh, yes.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03# Here at Fraser Island just north of Brisbane
0:10:03 > 0:10:07# We've come to try and find a beach to relax in the sun
0:10:07 > 0:10:11# Just need to find a spot to settle down for the day
0:10:11 > 0:10:16- #- Well, take your pick, Ed there's sand for miles and miles each way
0:10:16 > 0:10:19# If it's right then what I've heard is
0:10:19 > 0:10:23# It's the largest sand island in the world
0:10:23 > 0:10:27# If a day on the beach is what you've planned
0:10:27 > 0:10:31# This island is formed entirely by sand
0:10:31 > 0:10:33# Hey, ho, whadya know?
0:10:33 > 0:10:37# Doesn't matter which way you go left or right high or low
0:10:37 > 0:10:39# This place is pretty sandy
0:10:39 > 0:10:42# Hey, ho, whadya know?
0:10:42 > 0:10:43# Here's a spot of info
0:10:43 > 0:10:47# Was formed thousands of years ago, do you understand me?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59# The overlapping sand dunes are a sight to behold
0:10:59 > 0:11:03# They rise 200m above the sea, I'm told
0:11:03 > 0:11:07# Sand has been deposited by the wind and sea
0:11:07 > 0:11:12# On to terrain formed by volcanic activity
0:11:12 > 0:11:15# What's surprising is plants can thrive
0:11:15 > 0:11:19# On nutrients from sand, enough to stay alive
0:11:19 > 0:11:23# But the most amazing thing to me
0:11:23 > 0:11:28# Is that you don't expect to see a forest of trees
0:11:28 > 0:11:29# Hey, ho, whadya know?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31# I'm no aficionado
0:11:31 > 0:11:35# Who'd have thought rain forests could grow any place that's sandy?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37# Hey, ho, I think you'll find
0:11:37 > 0:11:40# The piccabeen palm and the kauri pine
0:11:40 > 0:11:41# Living on sand, rain and sunshine
0:11:41 > 0:11:43# They're just fine and dandy
0:11:43 > 0:11:47# 75 mile beach highway
0:11:47 > 0:11:51# Runs the east side of the Island
0:11:51 > 0:11:55# No other road is quite the same
0:11:55 > 0:11:58# I hear they also use it to land planes
0:11:58 > 0:12:00# Look out!
0:12:00 > 0:12:01# Hey, ho, whadya know?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03# Take the beach road fast or slow
0:12:03 > 0:12:05# A normal car is a no-no
0:12:05 > 0:12:07# The road is far too sandy
0:12:07 > 0:12:09# Hey, ho, whadya know?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11# There's only one way you can go
0:12:11 > 0:12:13# I recommend this trip although
0:12:13 > 0:12:15# A four by four will come in handy
0:12:15 > 0:12:17# Hey, ho, what can you see?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19# Here at Lake Mckenzie
0:12:19 > 0:12:23# Check the eucalyptus tree, what a place this is
0:12:23 > 0:12:25# Hey, ho, whadya know?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# The perfect spot for a photo
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# Let's stop and eat here al-fresco
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# What's in the sandwiches? #
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Oh. There's sand in these.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Why does it always happen when you go to the beach?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41No, they're actually sand sandwiches. They're my favourite.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- I've got some gravel rolls if you prefer.- I'm all right, thanks.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Right, Iain, got a little surprise for you.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I brought you here to Manly Sea Life Sanctuary
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- cos they let you swim in the actual tanks.- I love swimming.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Wait till you see the sharks. - The what-whats?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Don't worry about it, mate, I've got this. How To Survive a Shark Attack.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- OK, I'm panicking now. - Well, it says you should stay calm.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Stay calm? It's a shark.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Stay calm and swim slowly. - Swim slowly?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I think you're confusing sharks with hamsters.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13It's fine, it's fine, honestly.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15It says here, most sharks don't want to eat you
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- and they only attack you if provoked. - So what do you want me to do?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Swim slowly, shake its hand, try not to call it a name?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Ah, although if they do attack you,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25your only chance is to fight it apparently.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Oh, I... I do not like this, Ed.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31I want to go, I don't want anything to do with water.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Well, in that case, maybe we could go to Atlantis Marine Park.- Marine park?
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- That's water.- Well, it's a water park that kind of doesn't have any.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Look at his teeth.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Once upon a time several years ago
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# In 1981 or thereabouts
0:13:47 > 0:13:51# Atlantis Marine Park was the place to go
0:13:51 > 0:13:54# And boy did they have something to shout about
0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Dolphins, turtles, seals, impressive water shows
0:13:57 > 0:14:00# Statues of celebrities carved in stone
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Was all going so well but suddenly it closed
0:14:03 > 0:14:08# Now it's left desolate and overgrown
0:14:08 > 0:14:10# It's long gone
0:14:10 > 0:14:13# Sorry, Cel, you'll find I'm right
0:14:13 > 0:14:16# All that's left of this abandoned theme park
0:14:16 > 0:14:19# Is what looks like an archaeological site
0:14:19 > 0:14:23# Cos now it's all just rubble when you walk in
0:14:23 > 0:14:26# No dolphins here at all
0:14:26 > 0:14:29# Just left to go to rack and ruin
0:14:29 > 0:14:32# With graffiti on the walls
0:14:32 > 0:14:35# Oh! No!
0:14:35 > 0:14:39# Rubble, rubble, rubble
0:14:39 > 0:14:41# Oh! No!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44# It's all just rubble, rubble
0:14:47 > 0:14:48# The park ran out of cash
0:14:48 > 0:14:50# Trading had to cease
0:14:50 > 0:14:53# A massive disappointment to every child
0:14:53 > 0:14:56# The animals they kept had to be released
0:14:56 > 0:14:59# And rehabilitated back into the wild
0:14:59 > 0:15:02# Some things still remain slightly worse for wear
0:15:02 > 0:15:06# King Neptune still stands here tall and proud
0:15:06 > 0:15:09# Other statues, too scattered here and there
0:15:09 > 0:15:13# Silently they wait for the tourist crowds
0:15:13 > 0:15:15# And it's long gone
0:15:15 > 0:15:18# Sorry, Cel, it's in no doubt
0:15:18 > 0:15:21# But I'll admit as far as theme parks go
0:15:21 > 0:15:24# It's not your traditional fun day out
0:15:24 > 0:15:29# Cos now it's all just rubble when you walk round
0:15:29 > 0:15:31# No sea life here to see
0:15:31 > 0:15:35# No penguins, turtles can be found
0:15:35 > 0:15:37# But at least admission's free
0:15:37 > 0:15:41# Oh! No!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44# Rubble, rubble, rubble
0:15:44 > 0:15:47# Oh! No! #
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- OK, I've got it, Ed. - No need to go to so much trouble.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Whoa, that was well scary. Like an end of the world movie or something.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I know. I thought I was going to get attacked by zombies.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58I didn't though.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Cel stubbed his toe. Apart from that it was jut an empty water park.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Speaking of empty,
0:16:03 > 0:16:07I am starving and it's your turn to buy ice cream, young man.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Didn't I buy them last time?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Did you, Edward? Did you?
0:16:11 > 0:16:16Cos if we consult Iain's Ice-Cream Diary, Volume Number Four,
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- I think you'll find... - Hang on, hang on.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- You've got a diary of who's bought ice cream?- Yeah, like everyone.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26"On Tuesday at 2:30 pm one chocolate chip cone with flake,
0:16:26 > 0:16:29"strawberry topping and extra hundreds and thousands."
0:16:29 > 0:16:32It was a fun day, you enjoyed yourself.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I wrote it down in the diary.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I know you think I'm made of money, cos I went to that gold mine
0:16:37 > 0:16:39with Michelle and they said that we could keep any gold we found
0:16:39 > 0:16:42but it didn't go according to plan.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45All right, all right. I'll get the ice creams.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52"Today, 3:30, Ed falls for it big style."
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- What?- Huh? Just vanilla.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Vanilla.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01He is such a
0:17:02 > 0:17:05BACKING MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by Psy
0:17:09 > 0:17:12# Today you find us visiting the town of Ballarat
0:17:12 > 0:17:16# The state of Victoria is exactly where it's at
0:17:16 > 0:17:19# And Sovereign Hill Living Museum is the jewel in its crown
0:17:19 > 0:17:23# As it accurately recreates a real life gold rush town
0:17:23 > 0:17:27# It's just like we've stepped right back in time
0:17:27 > 0:17:30# You can take a trip under ground into the mine
0:17:30 > 0:17:34# But I feel like I am on a winning streak
0:17:34 > 0:17:38# I'm gonna try my luck and have a pan for gold in that there creek
0:17:38 > 0:17:41# Thousands of gold prospectors
0:17:41 > 0:17:45# Flocked here years ago
0:17:45 > 0:17:49# You wouldn't really expect us to find some gold
0:17:49 > 0:17:50# Gold!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52# To find some gold Gold!
0:17:52 > 0:17:53# To find some Gold
0:17:53 > 0:17:55# Gold, gold, gold
0:17:55 > 0:17:57# g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gold
0:17:58 > 0:18:00# Panning gold rush style
0:18:02 > 0:18:03# Gold rush style
0:18:03 > 0:18:05# Pan, pan, pan
0:18:05 > 0:18:07# Panning gold rush style
0:18:07 > 0:18:09# H-e-e-y
0:18:09 > 0:18:11# Sovereign Lady
0:18:11 > 0:18:13# Pan, pan, pan
0:18:13 > 0:18:15# Panning gold rush style
0:18:15 > 0:18:18# Could be millionaires maybe
0:18:18 > 0:18:20# Pan, pan, pan
0:18:20 > 0:18:22# Panning gold rush style
0:18:22 > 0:18:25# You can watch pure melted gold being poured into a mould
0:18:25 > 0:18:28# 160,000 worth sold
0:18:28 > 0:18:32# I'm not sure you can afford to buy a whole gold ingot
0:18:32 > 0:18:36# I've got £2.50 on me, how much change have you got?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39# 99% of gold still at Earth's core
0:18:39 > 0:18:43# Has anyone tried to dig that deep before?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45# No time to waste
0:18:45 > 0:18:47# Pass me that shovel, please
0:18:47 > 0:18:50# You realise the temperature there is 6,000 degrees?
0:18:50 > 0:18:54# In the history of gold extraction
0:18:54 > 0:18:58# Two swimming pools worth have been mined
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# We only need the merest fraction
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- # There's gold to find - Gold!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- # There's gold to find - Gold!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07# There's gold to find, find, find, find
0:19:07 > 0:19:09# F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-find
0:19:11 > 0:19:13# Panning gold rush style
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- # Gold rush style - Pan, pan, pan
0:19:18 > 0:19:20# Panning gold rush style
0:19:20 > 0:19:23# H-e-e-y I'm a gold seeker
0:19:23 > 0:19:26# Pan, pan, pan
0:19:26 > 0:19:27# Panning gold rush style
0:19:27 > 0:19:31# If you strike gold shout eureka
0:19:31 > 0:19:33# Pan, pan, pan
0:19:33 > 0:19:34# Panning gold rush style
0:19:34 > 0:19:38# H-e-e-y don't wanna stop
0:19:38 > 0:19:40# Pan, pan, pan
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# Panning gold rush style
0:19:42 > 0:19:46# They do sell 10 nuggets in the shop... #
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Do they? Well, stuff this then.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50# ..Gold rush style! #
0:19:56 > 0:19:58That ice cream was delicious.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Which flavour did you go for again?
0:20:00 > 0:20:01- Strawberry.- Standard.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I had a banana split with banana ice cream,
0:20:03 > 0:20:06and I enjoyed it so much I'm now eating a banana.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08I forgot how much I loved them.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Oh! Is it because they're a healthy alternative to chocolate?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14No. Iain, I just had a banana split with banana ice cream.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Good point. Oh! Because they're high in potassium.- No.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Oh! Because you went and filmed the big banana in Coffs Harbour
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- and did a song about it.- No.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26It's because of the potential the banana supplies for immediate
0:20:26 > 0:20:28slapstick-based humour in virtually every situation.
0:20:28 > 0:20:33Oi! Mr Thesaurus, you can't end a link into a song like that.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35No-one understood what you just SAID!
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Oh, I get it. It's funny when someone falls over at the end.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- # It's a big banana - Yes, a big banana
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- # It's a big banana - Ooh, a big banana
0:20:48 > 0:20:53# Back in 1964, a man named John Landi
0:20:53 > 0:20:57# Thought a giant banana might come in handy
0:20:58 > 0:21:03# To help him sell roadside fruit from his banana plantation
0:21:03 > 0:21:08# He had one built in Coffs Harbour an exact recreation
0:21:08 > 0:21:10# Banana-na-na-na-na
0:21:10 > 0:21:12# Big banana-na-na-na-na
0:21:12 > 0:21:17# It's 11m long, five high and two wide
0:21:17 > 0:21:22# And visitors to the theme park can even walk inside
0:21:22 > 0:21:27# It's not just its dimensions that are interesting
0:21:27 > 0:21:30# It started a trend for Aussie big things
0:21:30 > 0:21:32# And, no, we're not jesting
0:21:32 > 0:21:35# If they like it then they make a big thing of it
0:21:35 > 0:21:37# That's why we've come here just to sing a bit
0:21:37 > 0:21:40# They're really, really into big stuff out here
0:21:40 > 0:21:43# And one big thing isn't enough out here
0:21:43 > 0:21:44# No, no, n-no, no, no
0:21:44 > 0:21:47# Oh, no, no, no, no
0:21:47 > 0:21:50# Big pineapple, big lobster
0:21:50 > 0:21:52# Big golden guitar
0:21:52 > 0:21:54# Big barramundi, big merino
0:21:54 > 0:21:57# And a 12-tonne koala
0:21:57 > 0:22:02# Building these roadside giants has become tradition
0:22:02 > 0:22:04# So if you see a 10m boxing crocodile
0:22:04 > 0:22:07# It's not an apparition
0:22:07 > 0:22:10# Cos there's big things in every single state out here
0:22:10 > 0:22:12# Each one acts as tourist bait out here
0:22:12 > 0:22:14# They're visible for miles and miles and miles, you see
0:22:14 > 0:22:17# And these aren't the only one we found, you see
0:22:17 > 0:22:19# There's 150 on this list
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- # Shall I read them all? - I think they got the gist
0:22:22 > 0:22:24# If they like it then they make a big thing of it
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# That's why we've come here just to sing a bit
0:22:27 > 0:22:29# If you ever find yourself in Australia
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- # If you don't see everything... # - You're a failure.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Yeah, OK. OK, lads.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38HE LAUGHS
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Calm down. Calm down. There you go.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Sorry it took so long. I've just been chatting to the lads.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- All right.- What lads?
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Just some local guys that I met.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Ed, I went down an absolute storm.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53They call me a Drongo. I think it means "nice guy".
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Er... In Australia, that word means "stupid person".
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Ah...
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Well, they also called me a Galla -
0:23:00 > 0:23:02a right laugh.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06- Again, that means stupid person. - Really?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09So when they said I smelt like a wombat's dunny...
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Let's not even go there.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Well, I'm not the only one that can't get my head round this country.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17You thought Sydney was the capital, when it's quite clearly...
0:23:18 > 0:23:20What was that place called again?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Er...Canberra.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Are you sure?- It's a mistake a lot of people make, which is
0:23:26 > 0:23:28a good excuse to do a song about it.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32- You mean a good excuse to dress up like Kylie Minogue.- No.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Well, maybe.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35A bit.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39BACKING MUSIC: "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" by Kylie Minogue
0:23:43 > 0:23:46# I just can't get it into my head
0:23:46 > 0:23:50# Sydney's not the capital city
0:23:50 > 0:23:53# You're saying it's Canberra instead
0:23:53 > 0:23:57# I'll show you why if you'll permit me
0:23:58 > 0:24:01# Here we are
0:24:01 > 0:24:04# At New Parliament House
0:24:05 > 0:24:07# The seats of national power
0:24:07 > 0:24:11# Why would that be anywhere else?
0:24:11 > 0:24:15# The old parliament house was here too
0:24:15 > 0:24:18# The Aboriginal Embassy's base near
0:24:18 > 0:24:22# If what I'm saying isn't true
0:24:22 > 0:24:25# Why would any of this stuff be here?
0:24:26 > 0:24:34# I may be an Aussie national treasure
0:24:34 > 0:24:40# But there's one thing you've got to remember
0:24:41 > 0:24:43# Canberra
0:24:43 > 0:24:45# Sydney, it isnae
0:24:45 > 0:24:46# Canberra
0:24:46 > 0:24:48# Sydney it is nay?
0:24:48 > 0:24:50# Canberra
0:24:50 > 0:24:51# Sydney it isnae
0:24:51 > 0:24:53# Canberra
0:24:53 > 0:24:55# Sydney it isnae
0:24:55 > 0:24:58# I can't get it into my head
0:24:58 > 0:25:02# Canberra's the capital city
0:25:02 > 0:25:05# All my life I have been misled
0:25:05 > 0:25:09# That's the point of this little ditty
0:25:09 > 0:25:13# Here we are
0:25:13 > 0:25:16# At the Institute of Sport
0:25:16 > 0:25:23# You'd build this in the capital I'd have thought
0:25:23 > 0:25:26# So this place is called the Shine Dome
0:25:26 > 0:25:31# The Academy os Science you'll find
0:25:31 > 0:25:33# The capital is its natural home
0:25:33 > 0:25:37# The roof and walls have been combined
0:25:38 > 0:25:42# The arches frame
0:25:42 > 0:25:45# 16 different views
0:25:45 > 0:25:52# And now I'm no longer confused
0:25:52 > 0:25:59# Cos I know
0:25:59 > 0:26:05# It's been Canberra for ever and ever... #
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Except for when it was briefly Melbourne in the early 20th century.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12# ..Canberra
0:26:12 > 0:26:14# Sydney, it isnae
0:26:14 > 0:26:15# Canberra
0:26:15 > 0:26:17# Sydney, it isnae
0:26:17 > 0:26:20# I've now got it into my head
0:26:20 > 0:26:23# That Canberra's the capital city
0:26:23 > 0:26:27# So let's call it a day there please, Ed. #
0:26:27 > 0:26:31The site of you in that dress isn't pretty.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40What a brilliant, if somewhat disturbing, end to the series.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Yeah. Why am I always the one that has to dress up?
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Ed, why do the birds sing? Why does the sun shine?
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Because we like making you look like an idiot and you love it.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50That's right, I do love it.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52And I love Australia - it's been brilliant here.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I've enjoyed hanging out with all my CBBC mates.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Although I will be sorry to be leaving,
0:26:56 > 0:26:59I can't wait to get home and give my family their presents.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01This year I've really pushed the boat out.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I've got them Australian flag fridge magnets.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- I got mine a surfboard.- Really?
0:27:05 > 0:27:07You couldn't have got them something smaller?
0:27:07 > 0:27:09What if they don't want to share it?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Once step ahead of you, Eddie boy. Look at this.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14This one is for my dad,
0:27:14 > 0:27:17this one is for my mum,
0:27:17 > 0:27:20this one is for auntie Doris,
0:27:20 > 0:27:22and this one is for my gran.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25You know, she's surprisingly athletic for her age.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29- Iain, you can't take all this on the plane.- You're right.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32I tell you what, I'll take your magnets.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- You're welcome.- Erm...
0:27:34 > 0:27:35No, no, Iain...
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Iain!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Iain!
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Iain!
0:27:41 > 0:27:42A little help!
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