0:00:02 > 0:00:04If you want to know why I'm in the middle of the Outback,
0:00:04 > 0:00:07trying to relieve myself on the most portable toilet ever, keep watching.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Glad we don't have smelly-vision, folks!
0:00:09 > 0:00:13OK, who's joining Ed today for a few LAVS?!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Sorry, laughs. Naomi...
0:00:15 > 0:00:18So, let's...do-do this!
0:00:18 > 0:00:19..Michelle...
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Ian's sitting on a tractor...
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I've got nothing to add, then.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25..Johnny - or is that Jedward?
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- Susan wearing...- A hat.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Yeah, thanks, I did notice. And Cel!
0:00:30 > 0:00:31This way.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35# All over the place
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# All over the place
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Me and my mates, all over the place!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:49 > 0:00:50# All over the place
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# All over the place
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- # But it turns up... - # ..all over the place! #
0:01:00 > 0:01:02First up we're visiting the little town of Katoomba, which is
0:01:02 > 0:01:04in the state of New South Wales.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07That place is twice the size of Britain
0:01:07 > 0:01:09but has a population less than London.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Now, Ed, I know you've been feeling a bit blue,
0:01:11 > 0:01:15but I've got a surprise which I know will cheer you up. Guess what it is.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Is it a collection of dolls in traditional Australian dress?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Er, no, keep guessing.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Is Richard Wisker replacing you as presenter today?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- No.- You know what? I just love surprises.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29I just know that, whatever it is, I'll be absolutely over the moon.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32As long as it's nothing to do with heights.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- Well, er...you might just want to keep your eyes closed, then.- Eh?
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Why?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Aaaaaarrrrggghhhhh...
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Ed's screams have just shattered the peace
0:01:47 > 0:01:48in the majestic Blue Mountains,
0:01:48 > 0:01:52where he's currently dangling above a 270-metre gorge.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02The forest below is covered in special trees called Eucalyptus.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04The leaves drip oil into the air
0:02:04 > 0:02:06and from far, far away it looks all bluey.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09See? Told you so.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Ed and Cel, you have 53 seconds to find out
0:02:13 > 0:02:16as much as you can about the Blue Mountains.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Cel, you have Andy, a tour guide in a red hat.
0:02:20 > 0:02:26Ed, you have Wayne from the Waradah Aboriginal Centre, in body paint.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Three, two, one, go!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34How long have Aboriginals lived in the Blue Mountains?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Ah, for, for...the beginning of time.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39If I stand in the Blue Mountains with a red shirt
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- will I turn purple?- You will not.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Why are they called the Blue Mountains?- Because they're blue!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- How big are the Blue Mountains? - 10,300 square kilometres.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Which aboriginal groups live here? - The Gundungurra and Darug people...
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- How many people come here a year? - Just under 1 million people.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- What are those rocks over there called?- The Three Sisters.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- KLAXON SOUNDS - Andy, fast answers there,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- and articulate.- Nice! - Boom! We're a team.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- How do you think that went, Wayne? - I reckon we went pretty good, mate.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08And the winner is...
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Ed.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Ahhh.- Yes! Ahh, yeah! Woo-hoo! Waaaay!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- Woo-hoo-hoo!- Ed, OK. - Yee-hee-hee-hee!- Ed, Ed!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Stop gloating. We've got a train to catch.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22How are we going to catch a train? We're on top of a cliff.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24What's that, then?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28This is the steepest passenger railway in the world,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31plunging down at a 52-degree angle into the valley below.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35That's like going down the side of the Great Pyramid in ancient Egypt.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Let's see how long it takes before Ed realises what he's let
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- himself in for. All aboard! - G'day, folks.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Welcome aboard the world's steepest railway.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Did he say the world's steepest railway?- No, the world's greatest.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Oh, right, OK. Yeah, that would be a bit weird, wouldn't it?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53I know, imagine if he said world's steepest.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Side of a mountain,
0:03:54 > 0:03:57just been told it's the world's steepest and still clueless.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Sorry, is this a rollercoaster or train?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01I think he's about to work it out.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Aaaarrgghh!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07He did say world's steepest!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Yeah, there's no fooling our Ed!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- This is amazing.- Yeah, brilliant(!)
0:04:18 > 0:04:21This is what this journey was for - this view, right here, right now.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25That's the edge of a cliff there, so stop. Stop.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Please stop. Still hasn't stopped.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Lovely. There you go.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- This is nice, isn't it? - Right, get out. I want to get out!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39I was just playing it up for the camera, you know.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45The Blue Mountains also have an incredible 22.4 kilometres
0:04:45 > 0:04:47of wooden path through the forest,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49perfect for spotting some amazing birds.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Unless, of course, you're Ed and Cel.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Right, Cel, apparently the bird life here in the Blue Mountains
0:04:54 > 0:04:57is exquisite, so we're going to do a little bit of twitching!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Bird-watching to the uninitiated.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Basically, I'm trying to get a job on Springwatch.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Well, a fact you probably didn't know about me, Ed -
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I'm a pro birdwatcher, so we'll get you on Springwatch in no time.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Ah, great.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09This way.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13In the Blue Mountains you might be lucky enough to spot
0:05:13 > 0:05:16the sulphur-crested cockatoo or the laughing kookaburra,
0:05:16 > 0:05:19whose call sounds like he's laughing.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Ed, there's a bird.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- An actual bird!- We've found one!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Shhh, shhh. What is it, Ed?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29I saw it in here. It's in here somewhere.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I'll help you out, boys. It's the pied currawong.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Just what I was going to say, actually.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35I've actually spotted a bird.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37You literally took the words out of my mouth.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Are you watching, Springwatch? Did you see that?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43The most famous feathered resident is the superb lyrebird,
0:05:43 > 0:05:47famous for being able to imitate the sounds that it hears.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51SOUND OF CAMERA CLICKING AND WHIRRING
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Is that a camera? Are there paps trying to take a photo of me?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56SOUND OF CAR ALARM
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Ed, are you sure you locked the car door?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Because that sounds like our alarm.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05SOUND OF CHAINSAW
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Hang on, someone's trying to cut down some eucalyptus trees.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Quick, let's get out of here before they fall on us!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13LYRE BIRD CHORTLES
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Fooled the tourists again!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24"Yawns to show off teeth."
0:06:24 > 0:06:26HE YAWNS
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Check. "Can produce a pungent odour when agitated."
0:06:30 > 0:06:31FLIES BUZZING
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Definitely check.- Oi! Who do you think you are?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- "Bad tempered." Check. - What are you doing?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Well, I'm just realising that you've been pretending to be a male
0:06:40 > 0:06:41TV presenter from Rustington
0:06:41 > 0:06:44and in actual fact you're a Tasmanian devil.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47You've been showing all the classic signs. I knew it all along.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Oh, right. You won't be surprised when I do this, then.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53HE GIBBERS AND BLOWS RASPBERRIES
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Now my cartoon alter ego has been revealed,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01time to meet the real Tasmanian devils.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03HE GIBBERS AND BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- BLOWS RASPBERRY - ..to you too, Petrie.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08You will have a devil of a time trying
0:07:08 > 0:07:10to find a real one like these because they're endangered.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14In fact, you won't find any in the wild on mainland Australia.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17You'll only find them here, on the island of Tasmania.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Luckily for us, 25 of them live in this sanctuary.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24And they're a lot cuter than the cartoon version,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26but not quite as fast.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Wade, how the DEVIL are you?
0:07:29 > 0:07:30I'm very well, how are you guys?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Good. Come to look at the Tasmanian devils.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34They seem pretty calm, though.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Normally I would think they'd be frothing at the mouth,
0:07:37 > 0:07:38spluttering, spinning on the spot.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- I'm guessing that's just the cartoons, though.- That's right.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44I mean, these guys have a reputation, there's no doubt about that,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47but in fact Tasmanian devils are one of the shyest creatures you'll meet.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Really?- So why did they get lumbered with the name devil?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54This goes back to the early European settlement days here in Tasmania.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57The devil would have come around camp looking for food
0:07:57 > 0:08:00and as it opens its mouth this horrendous sound comes out.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02SCREECHING
0:08:02 > 0:08:05So they would have heard this animal well before they saw it
0:08:05 > 0:08:07and given it the name the devil.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12They must have felt silly when they finally saw one and were like,
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- "Oh, that's what I've been scared of all these years."- I imagine so!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Tasmanian devils can make up to 13 different sounds,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20ranging from a soft, subtle grunt
0:08:20 > 0:08:23to a high-pitched screeeeeeeeeaaaam.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26This is a male devil called Aussie.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Aussie's a three-year-old animal.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30This little guy won't bite.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Aussie, you're handsome devil, aren't you?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Tasmanian devils are nocturnal animals, which means
0:08:36 > 0:08:39they like to sleep during the day and search for food at night.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Their ears are really cute, as well. They're, like, red, aren't they?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45They are. Their ears are quite thin and transparent
0:08:45 > 0:08:48but when they get excited they get a bit of a blood rush
0:08:48 > 0:08:51to their ears and they actually glow red.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Even looking like a devil in fact. - Can we see them being fed?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Absolutely. I've got some devils just up here to feed, so let's go.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Tasmanian devils are meat eaters and they have a really strong bite,
0:09:03 > 0:09:06so let's leave Wade to feed them, shall we?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Whoa, look at them go for it!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10So they obviously like eating meat.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15The devils are renowned for eating just about anything that moves,
0:09:15 > 0:09:19anything from an insect right through to a wombat.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21And, Wade, how do you tell the difference between them?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23You'll notice the white markings on these devils
0:09:23 > 0:09:26and the white markings are unique to the individual,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28so it's almost like a fingerprint for these animals.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Do they ever stop eating?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Well, they'll eat as much as you can serve up to them.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35As you can see, they really enjoy their food,
0:09:35 > 0:09:37and once they've finished gorge feeding
0:09:37 > 0:09:39they'll look like they've swallowed the basketball.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Surprised they haven't actually swallowed your hat, Wade.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44It looks delicious.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Another All Over The Place first.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49I never thought I'd be saying, "I have stroked a Tasmanian devil."
0:09:49 > 0:09:51I know, and I just love their shiny black fur,
0:09:51 > 0:09:54the way the white markings are across their coats.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56I mean, they're bang on trend.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Yes, and each coat is individual, as well.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01They are the fashion gurus of the animal kingdom.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04PHONE RINGS
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- HE SCREECHES - ..Magazine.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Oh, hang on, I'll call you back. The human intern's here.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Hi. You wanted to see me about next season's autumn/winter issue.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Yes, well, make it snappy.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I'm nocturnal, I'm supposed to be asleep right now.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20I've had loads of ideas
0:10:20 > 0:10:23for things that will appeal to your Tasmanian devil readers.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27I was thinking, why don't we do a front-page feature on...
0:10:27 > 0:10:29coats? Yeah?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32But we could make it, like, a little bit more cheery...
0:10:32 > 0:10:34like this.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Mm. You do realise our readers are Tasmanian devils?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41They've got great eyesight, so they'll see that that looks rubbish.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45OK, I totally thought you might say that, so why don't we go more sleek?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48You know, a cool, bang-on-trend...
0:10:48 > 0:10:50white coat. Yeah?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53When I'm feasting on beetle larvae and carrion,
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- that's going to get filthy. - OK, we could just change the colour.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59And say I've finished eating all the beetle larvae
0:10:59 > 0:11:01and my tail has swollen to store fat?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04How am I going to fit into that? It's tiny!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07We could just go...bigger then, yeah?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Oh, yes, yes, that's really going to work
0:11:09 > 0:11:11when I'm trying to hide in a hollow log.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14But you must appreciate, like, the extra pockets to put things in.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- We're marsupials - we already have a pouch.- Okey-dokey.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Tell you what, how about...
0:11:21 > 0:11:22a hat?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Hats?! Are you serious?! With our square-ish heads?!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Do you know anything about Tasmanian devils?!
0:11:28 > 0:11:29SHE GAGS
0:11:29 > 0:11:33I know you make that smell when you get upset, so, you know what?
0:11:33 > 0:11:34I just give up.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I give up!
0:11:36 > 0:11:40That's it! That's the look for the new front page!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- But that's just your usual black coat with white markings.- I know!
0:11:43 > 0:11:47I know, and that's what we'll all be wearing next season, darling!
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- Oh, well done! Mwah! Mwah! - SHE GAGS
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Er, Ed?- Yeah?- You know you said we're visiting a huge tractor collection?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Yes.- I thought you meant the tractors were huge.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I'm squinting my eyes to see them.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13No, no, I meant it's a huge collection.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Although the tractors are pretty big as well.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Ha! What are you talking about?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20You need your eyes tested, they're teeny-tiny.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22I wanted to ride one, not trip over it.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Have I honestly got to go through this again with you?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Look, this tractor is small.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Those ones are far away.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Don't be silly, mate.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39"Oh, this one is small, but this one is far away..."
0:12:53 > 0:12:54When you're driving in one of these,
0:12:54 > 0:12:57do you like to see a big queue of cars behind you?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Well, if someone's giving me the peep and wants to get past,
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- I'll keep him there bit longer. - I knew it!- I knew it!
0:13:03 > 0:13:04I knew farmers do this!
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Every time I'm behind a tractor, I'm like, "This guy's loving this,
0:13:08 > 0:13:09"he's absolutely loving it!"
0:13:09 > 0:13:11And you can't mess with this tractor,
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- that wheel's the same size as my actual car.- Exactly.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Bill's a self-taught mechanic
0:13:16 > 0:13:19who loves repairing and collecting tractors.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22So much so that he has to keep his huge collection
0:13:22 > 0:13:23in five massive sheds.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26He even travelled 3,000 kilometres to buy one.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32This is the weirdest looking tractor I've ever seen.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33What's going on here?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35It's been fitted with what they call the louver cab.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39It looks a bit draughty - is that cos farmers eat a lot of beans?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41It it's cold you shut the louvers.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43If you do a trump you open it again. Boom!
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Stinker. Oh, and speaking of really noisy things full of hot air...
0:13:47 > 0:13:53Your tractor fest starts right here, because this is X Tractor.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57And I'm joined by our finalist, Iain, all the way from Edinburgh.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02Iain - what would winning the final of X Tractor mean to you?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06To win The X Tractor would mean everything to me...
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Can I just stop you there?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10If you're going to say something about having given 110%
0:14:10 > 0:14:12and how this has been a roller coaster ride of emotions,
0:14:12 > 0:14:15I don't care and, frankly, I don't think the audience do either.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- I've got nothing to add, then.- Good.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Are you ready for question one?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- My whole life has been a build-up to...- Just say yes.- Yes.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Iain - many years ago farming equipment
0:14:25 > 0:14:27used to be pulled by horses.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30If you don't know what horses are, they're like rubbish cars.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32But then tractors took over.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34But what first powered these tractors?
0:14:34 > 0:14:39Was it a) Coffee, b) Steam,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42or c) Sweat, men's sweat.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Whatever happens I just want everyone at home to know that...
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Just answer the question.- b) Steam.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Is correct, it was steam! Well done, Iain.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Oh, and the comments are in from our imaginary judges,
0:14:54 > 0:14:58and they say that you really made that question your own, that's nice.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01I've been working very hard on it.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Question two. True or false?
0:15:03 > 0:15:10The longest journey ever driven in a tractor is 13,172 miles.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15I just like to say that, regardless of what happens...
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Oh, for the love of...- True.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Is correct!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22And there's an interesting fact, actually. The tractor...
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Was driven by a Russian guy, it took him just under 15 weeks to travel
0:15:25 > 0:15:27the 13,172 miles -
0:15:27 > 0:15:31that's the same length as 12,847,279 Nicole Scherzingers.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34She's absolutely shamazing.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Yeah, all right. Show off.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Oh, and the judges' comments are in.
0:15:38 > 0:15:44Simon Trowel says you look like a tractor and sound like a tractor,
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I guess that's a compliment.
0:15:46 > 0:15:52This is it, Iain. You're one step away from X Tractor glory.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Here we go. Tension is mounting.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Question three.
0:15:56 > 0:16:03The largest ever parade of tractors took place in Canada in 2002.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07How many tractors were there?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- I'd just like to thank everyone... - Aagh!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- It really does mean the world to me...- Aaagh!
0:16:13 > 0:16:141,231.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19OK, that's...just being verified.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
0:16:23 > 0:16:24And it's correct!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27You've won X Tractor, Iain! You've done it.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Join me next week when I'll be hosting I'm A Well-Known
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Heavy Goods Vehicle, Get Me Out Of Here. Goodbye!
0:16:35 > 0:16:36(This is dry clean only.)
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Oh, he's so emotional.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Congratulations, Iain, you've won this -
0:16:41 > 0:16:42a chance to drive a tractor.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Oh, it's loud. It's loud. Here we go.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50It's loud. And he's off...eventually.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Got it in gear, mate?- Here we go. - Uh-huh.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- So you keep saying, it's getting dark.- I'm off.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- Come on.- Move away. - See you later!- Yeah...
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Eyes to the front.- Woooo!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Well, Johny, here we are at Mount Isa in Western Queensland.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18You all ready to scale the heights?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Yep, I think so - have we got everything we need?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Let's see. Climbing rope?- Check.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Crampons?- Check.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Ridiculous costumes?- Check.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Mountain...?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Well, we've definitely got the Isa but I can't locate the Mount bit.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Well, I'm sure we'll come across it. I mean, you can't miss a mountain.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44# Mount Isa baby
0:17:46 > 0:17:48# Here somewhere maybe
0:17:50 > 0:17:52# Stop - welcome to Isa,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55# Size of this place, gonna surprise ya
0:17:55 > 0:17:56# 40,000 kilometres square
0:17:56 > 0:17:59# That's like from here to way over there
0:17:59 > 0:18:00# A massive area, yes, it's true
0:18:00 > 0:18:03# But mostly inhabited by cow and kangaroo
0:18:03 > 0:18:05# It barely rains, sun's always shining
0:18:05 > 0:18:07# But it's really famous for its mineral mining
0:18:07 > 0:18:09# Stop - check out the action
0:18:09 > 0:18:11# Hard time's my number one attraction
0:18:11 > 0:18:13# Travel underground in a deep mine shaft
0:18:13 > 0:18:15# See what it's like to do a hard day's graft
0:18:15 > 0:18:18# John Campbell Miles was the first to realise
0:18:18 > 0:18:19# The area was heavily mineralised
0:18:19 > 0:18:21# To stand here, you wouldn't really think
0:18:21 > 0:18:24# Beneath your feet is copper, silver, lead and zinc
0:18:24 > 0:18:26# Isa Isa baby
0:18:26 > 0:18:28# Still no sign of the mountain sadly
0:18:28 > 0:18:30# Isa Isa baby
0:18:30 > 0:18:32# And these crampons are starting to hurt quite badly
0:18:32 > 0:18:34# Stop - a World Heritage Zone
0:18:34 > 0:18:36# Get close and personal with dinosaur bones
0:18:36 > 0:18:38# These amazing creatures evolved, they say
0:18:38 > 0:18:40# Into the Aussie animals we know today
0:18:40 > 0:18:42# I wouldn't fancy meeting these, would you?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44# Particularly the carnivorous emu
0:18:44 > 0:18:46# The wombats don't sound scary at all
0:18:46 > 0:18:48# Till you realise they were two metres tall
0:18:48 > 0:18:50# Stop - but during World War II
0:18:50 > 0:18:52# If you were scared of an air raid what would you do?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55# You'd hide in this underground shelter, surely
0:18:55 > 0:18:57# Which would come in handy if you ever felt poorly
0:18:57 > 0:18:58# Also doubled as a hospital, see?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00# A unique underground health facility
0:19:00 > 0:19:02# Subterranean, pretty flash
0:19:02 > 0:19:05# Wonder if there's a doctor who could look at this rash?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07# Isa Isa baby
0:19:07 > 0:19:09# I'll tell you what, there's no mountain here
0:19:09 > 0:19:11# Isa Isa baby
0:19:11 > 0:19:13# But we've spent the budget on all this climbing gear
0:19:13 > 0:19:17# Pressure! To find something to climb
0:19:17 > 0:19:19# But all that we can find
0:19:19 > 0:19:21# This small hill with a sign
0:19:21 > 0:19:25# Pressure! And all that it shows
0:19:25 > 0:19:27# Is how far we're from home
0:19:27 > 0:19:29# Which we already know
0:19:29 > 0:19:31# Isa Isa baby
0:19:31 > 0:19:34# We came expecting to climb, but found
0:19:34 > 0:19:36# Isa Isa baby
0:19:36 > 0:19:38# The most interesting stuff is under the ground
0:19:38 > 0:19:40# Isa Isa baby
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# No actual mountain, which is a shame
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# Mount Isa baby
0:19:44 > 0:19:47# It's still cool though - if inappropriately named. #
0:19:56 > 0:20:01Don't you just love being out here in the middle of nowhere? So peaceful.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06Yeah. Yeah, I am liking the outback, it's remote, uninhabited.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09I'm just wondering where you go when you've...got to go.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Oh, Ed, I told you not to eat all those beans at breakfast!
0:20:13 > 0:20:18Erm.... Well, what's that? Is that a portable toilet? You could try that.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Oh, yeah. I think you might be right.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22SQUELCHING NOISE
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Arrgh!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41I think this is a bit too portable for my liking!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Ed, you just seem to have a knack of being
0:20:44 > 0:20:47in the wrong place at the wrong time.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49These guys are in training for the Dunny Derby,
0:20:49 > 0:20:52part of the Outback Festival in Winton.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56A dunny is Australian for a loo, so yes, you can believe your eyes -
0:20:56 > 0:20:58these guys are racing toilets!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Bringing a whole new meaning to "having the runs".
0:21:01 > 0:21:05The Outback Festival has been celebrated here for over 40 years,
0:21:05 > 0:21:06but this year is the first
0:21:06 > 0:21:08that two CBBC presenters have had
0:21:08 > 0:21:11a chance to race the famous dunnies.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Winton Dunny Derby presents:
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Team Ed versus Team Naomi.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19There can only be one number one,
0:21:19 > 0:21:22because no-one wants to be a number two.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27- If we're going to race toilets, we need team-mates.- And a dunny each.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- And a complete lack of dignity. - Well, we ought to be all right.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Yeah, we lost that a long time ago on this show.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I can see what you mean, guys.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Teams of five loo lovers race in each team,
0:21:36 > 0:21:39complete with silly costumes and funny dunny team names,
0:21:39 > 0:21:41like Top Bum,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43The Brave Farts, and these guys...
0:21:43 > 0:21:47This is my favourite one. Gangbum Style!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- Look at that.- Yeah.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Whose idea was this?- Er, his.
0:21:52 > 0:21:57- Have you got a team for the Dunny Derby?- No.- No.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- I'm looking for some team members, would you join my team?- Sure!- Yeah.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- Do you want to be in my team?- No.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06We're looking for two more members to run on my team.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- Do you want to be in my team? - No, thank you.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- Yeah, I want to.- Would you do it?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- That's a good idea.- You don't want to. Well, I only need two.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Wooooo! Go Team Naomi!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Do you want to be in my team? - No.- This is going well.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Yeah, Ed, you're on a roll. A loo roll!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Never mind. Let's check out the rules.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26First, the jockey must race to the toilet
0:22:26 > 0:22:28with their pants around their ankles.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Then their team-mate must drag the dunny through the course,
0:22:30 > 0:22:32stopping to pick up items along the way,
0:22:32 > 0:22:36before it's full steam ahead to the finish, and dumping the opposition.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Ed won't even get that far of he doesn't have a team.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Anyone want to be in my team?- Yeah.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- Great! Have you done this before? - No.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Doing OK, Ed, just two more to find.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Just found the last two people for my team. What country are you from?
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- England!- Yes! A slice of home!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54While your team-mates prepare your poop chariots,
0:22:54 > 0:22:57why not check out some other cracking events?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yes, it's the egg-throwing competition.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01One person throws an egg, the other catches it.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03It's harder than it looks.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- Smashing! - I'll do the yolks.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07What?! Oh, my word!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09That's incredible!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- You guys want to have a go now? - I guess we better do,
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- you've only got two eggs left. - You catch, I'll throw.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Ready?- Yes, I'm ready.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Yay!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Go on, guys, don't be chicken.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Oh, I'm worried Ed might get egg on his face...
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Oh...
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Oh, yes. I've found my sport.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oh, no!
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- Oh, sorry.- I've just got to sit here now and wait for breakfast to cook.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Here we go. Catch sideways, that's my tip.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Very good, very good.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Further back than that, we can do this. Come on.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51HE LAUGHS
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Bit further...
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Bit further, come on. Bit further. There we go, lovely.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00ANNOUNCER: I can see what's coming here, I think this is a trap.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Ooh...
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Egg-cellent egg-catching there, Miss Wilkinson.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Just don't get too cocky.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Oh! Because that's what'll happen.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- Fried, scrambled?- Er, I like them...
0:24:14 > 0:24:17ready in the next eight hours?
0:24:17 > 0:24:21But now, it's time for the main event -
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Ed versus Naomi in the Dunny Derby!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27You've probably guessed who I am, but I'm going to tell you anyway.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32I am Jeremy Clarksbum, and this is my Plop Gear dunny.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Ah. Well, I am Dr Poo,
0:24:35 > 0:24:40and here is my TARDUMP and my...alien things in my team.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Oh, wonderful.- So er... let's do-do this.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Yes.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- May the best poo or plop win. - Yes. Good luck.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50So, basically...
0:24:50 > 0:24:54- I just want you to run really fast, and don't mess it up.- OK.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57- Team Dr Poo - are you ready?- Yes.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- These - are they going to be help or a hindrance?- A hindrance.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04I think we should lose them. We don't want anything to hold us back.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Go Team Poo!
0:25:06 > 0:25:09The gloves are off, the pants are down.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Three, two, one - go!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16And they're off, they're moving quickly.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19A little flushed. Naomi is first onto the pan.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24- Stop!- Stop!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh, first toilet stop, it's the loo roll.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Naomi's back on quickly.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31And it's round the U-bend.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Ed really needs to make a big splash here.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Oh, Ed's got his loo roll!
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Naomi is in the first place, but Clarksbum is clinging on.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Dr Poo!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Stick it in there, Ed, go on.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Naomi has the brush! Don't use it in your hair.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Come on, Ed...
0:25:53 > 0:25:56That's it. Put the toilet seat back down.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Oh, and now Ed has his brush...
0:26:00 > 0:26:04..and Naomi has got the paper, she's got all three objects now!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06It's now all about constipation.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Sorry, about concentration.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Round the bend...
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Oh - Clarksbum squats - gets the newspaper!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18It's good, it's now a race to see who will finish first.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Naomi is in the lead.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22But Ed is stuck in the U-bend.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Oh - look at Naomi's winning streak!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Clarksbum's left behind. He's the poo-ser!
0:26:29 > 0:26:32No number two here. First place!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34This is for face-saving. Come on!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Come on - do it for Britain!
0:26:41 > 0:26:44You're slower than James May!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Well done. Excellent effort.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Oh...
0:26:48 > 0:26:50No, well done, Jezzas. Well done.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Woooo!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Look at them posing for their victory photograph.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57How are you feeling, loser?
0:26:57 > 0:27:01Well...they were slower than James May, that lot. Honestly.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08And the winner of the All Over The Place Dunny Derby is...
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- ..Naomi!- Yeah!
0:27:11 > 0:27:15I feel so flushed after it.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19- Feeling a bit down in the dumps? - Yeah. Can't believe I came bottom.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Very good. Now go and wash your hands, you two.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26You've been watching All Over The Place Australia!