0:00:02 > 0:00:05If you want to know why I'm chucking flour at Michelle, keep watching!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08With some butter and a few eggs, you'd be able to make a cake, Ed.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10And coming up, we have the ingredients for a fantastic show.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13We've got Johny, Sam and Mark...
0:00:13 > 0:00:15What have you gone and invited that fool for?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17..Naomi,
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Susan,
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Michelle
0:00:20 > 0:00:21and Iain!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Eh...ah...hamster plums?!
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# All over the place
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# All over the place
0:00:32 > 0:00:33# North, South, East, West
0:00:33 > 0:00:34# On a bizarre quest
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# Me and my mates All over the place
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Whatever we do is strange, but true
0:00:42 > 0:00:43# All over the place
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# All over the place
0:00:47 > 0:00:50# There's stuff to do Down Under that is totally ace
0:00:50 > 0:00:51# And it turns up
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# All over the place! #
0:00:53 > 0:00:56First up, we are in the northernmost part of the Northern Territory,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58which is nicknamed The Top End,
0:00:58 > 0:00:59where Ed seems to think
0:00:59 > 0:01:03he's presenting a nature show about deadly animals. Is he?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07I'm here in Darwin, at The Top End of Australia,
0:01:07 > 0:01:11to meet the animal with the strongest bite in the world.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12This could be deadly!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Grrr!- Are you having a laugh? That doesn't look very deadly.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17I'm here in Darwin
0:01:17 > 0:01:20to meet one of the deadliest animals in the world,
0:01:20 > 0:01:22the saltwater crocodile.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Grrr!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25That's cuddly, not deadly!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29It's Johny! Come on, take three.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Apparently, I'm supposed to be coming face-to-face
0:01:31 > 0:01:33with a deadly crocodile, today.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Yeah, whatever.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Er, Ed...
0:01:38 > 0:01:41That really is rather deadly!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43It certainly is.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45The saltwater crocodile really does have
0:01:45 > 0:01:47the most powerful bite of any animal.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50And it's helped them survive for millions of years.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53There are an estimated 100,000 crocodiles
0:01:53 > 0:01:55in the Northern Territory.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58That's nearly one for every person who lives in Darwin.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59The crocs are so dangerous
0:01:59 > 0:02:02that you can't swim in the sea or rivers around here.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05So we've come to this crocodile park to meet some.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Ed and Johny,
0:02:07 > 0:02:12you have 35 seconds to find out as much as you can about crocodiles.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Ed, you have Wade, whose knowledge of crocs rocks.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Johny, you have Sarah, who knows all about these toothy reptiles.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner
0:02:22 > 0:02:26and there's a really special prize.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Three, two, one,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Are crocodiles really dangerous? - Yes, very dangerous.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- How many teeth does a crocodile have?- 66.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Why do people want to live here if there's crocodiles?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Cos it's a great place to live. Swim in your pool.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- So you have things other than crocodiles here?- Absolutely.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45- Like what? - Lots of lizards and snakes.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47If they're called saltwater crocodiles,
0:02:47 > 0:02:49can they only go in salt water?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51No, they can live in fresh water and salt water.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- So you've to stay out of the river? - Absolutely everywhere.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55What's the difference between
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- a crocodile and an alligator? - Snout, body,
0:02:57 > 0:02:58what they eat and where they live.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00How much do crocodiles weigh?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01About 1,000kg.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Who would win between me and a crocodile?- The crocodile.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07- How many legs have they got?! - Four.- I know, really obvious! - GONG SOUNDS
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Oh, I lost it at the end there! But you know what?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I think we did quite well. Croc and roll.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16And the person who found out the most the facts is...
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Johny!- Yes!!- Oh, no, I wanted the special prize!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Yes, yes! But voiceover man, what is the special prize, then?
0:03:23 > 0:03:27It's a, kind of, VIP spa treatment.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28That'll be nice, wouldn't it?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32After all this hard work in the sun, sitting back with a spa treatment.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34"Sitting back with a spa treatment(!)"
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh, don't be jealous, Ed.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Tell you what, I'll let you have a dip in the spa, too.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Of course, when I say spa,
0:03:41 > 0:03:43what I actually mean is that you're going in here,
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- into the CAGE OF DEATH! - DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Nice sound effect.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51This isn't really what I had in mind, Johny.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Yeah, thanks for this lovely relaxing treat, voiceover man.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Yeah, we'll get you for this.- Yeah!
0:03:57 > 0:03:58If we survive.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Tell it Chopper, one of the biggest crocs on the planet.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Right, let's say hello to Chopper.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07He's got his eye on you. Any last words?
0:04:09 > 0:04:10I love you, Mum.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Oh, that's sweet, Johny!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14But it still won't stop you from being lowered in the Cage Of Death
0:04:14 > 0:04:17into this pool, where Chopper lives.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19This deadly croc is five and a half metres long.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21That's almost three Ed Petries.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24And the only thing between Ed, Johny and Chopper's big bitey teeth
0:04:24 > 0:04:26is the cage itself.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Luckily it's made of hard plastic and they're perfectly safe,
0:04:29 > 0:04:31but let's not tell them that, eh?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36All right, we've got to make sure
0:04:36 > 0:04:38we don't stick our fingers through these slots,
0:04:38 > 0:04:39otherwise our fingers get bitten off.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43I don't think there's any worry about that happening!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46THEY WHIMPER
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Have you seen the size of that mouth?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52It could easily fit you and me in it.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Chopper's still a hungry fellow, even at 80 years old,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58which is pretty good going for a croc.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01But luckily, today, you two are not on his lunch menu.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Just looking at Chopper's legs, there.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I think Chopper should be as scared of crocodiles as us, because...
0:05:06 > 0:05:09THEY SCREAM
0:05:11 > 0:05:13I'm really scared of it now!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15What it was trying to explain
0:05:15 > 0:05:17was that Chopper lost two of his feet in the wild.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19They were bitten off by other crocs.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21So like a lot of the big crocs here,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Chopper was rescued from the wild.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Because of his injuries,
0:05:24 > 0:05:27he was very likely to lose another fight and die
0:05:27 > 0:05:29or try and find an easy meal nearer where people live.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33So crocodile experts feel it's safer for him and for us
0:05:33 > 0:05:35to live here at The Cove.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- I think that's the most frightened...- Oh, no, no,
0:05:37 > 0:05:40it's looking at me. Stop looking at me like that!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- It's got a taste for the meat. - Oh, no!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45That is amazing! THEY SHRIEK
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I get the feeling this crocodile
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- is constantly scheming how to get in here.- Yeah!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52You know, just after the war, my grandad lived in Sri Lanka
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- and he... - THEY SCREAM
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Oh, my word!- Oh, no!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Ah, Chopper, you've no idea how many times I have wanted to
0:06:00 > 0:06:02interrupt Ed's stories like that.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Ah!- Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!- Oh, no!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08You don't see Steve Backshall presenting telly like this, do you?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11"Ooo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I don't think my voice has ever registered so high.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16There's a reason I'm not a wildlife presenter!
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Well, you might think the wildlife and outside is a bit scary, Ed,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23but it can be dangerous in a television studio.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my first guest.
0:06:27 > 0:06:32All the way from Darwin, Australia, it's Chompy, the saltwater crocodile.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- APPLAUSE - Thank you so much. Too kind.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Thanks for having me, Graham. Thank you.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Now, Chompy, your new book, I'm A Nice Guy, Really,
0:06:40 > 0:06:42what's it all about?
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Well, Graham, I've got to say,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46so many people have got the wrong idea about me.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48They think I'm some, kind of, cold-blooded killer.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Well, being a crocodile, you are cold-blooded!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53And I have killed things, Graham!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56No, but seriously, there is so much more to me than that.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Well, we've got a little surprise,
0:06:58 > 0:07:01because I've arranged for somebody to come into the studio
0:07:01 > 0:07:03who can, hopefully, set the record straight for you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Say what?!- It's your old keeper from the zoo, Bert.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- APPLAUSE - Oh, Graham, what have you gone and invited that fool for?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Has Chompy been unfairly labelled
0:07:12 > 0:07:15as one of planet Earth's most dangerous predators?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Of course I have, Graham, cos I'm A Nice Guy, Really.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21I'm afraid not, Graham. Chompy here is very dangerous.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I mean, just look at his teeth.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25But we're safe on dry land, Bert?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Of course you are, Graham, and that is because
0:07:27 > 0:07:28I'm A Nice Guy Really.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I'm afraid not, Graham.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Yes, Chompy is very fast in the water
0:07:32 > 0:07:34but he's very quick on land, too.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37He's got amazing eyesight and a wonderful sense of smell.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40That's some nice aftershave you've got going on there, Graham.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45- Anyway...anyway! I think it's time for our next guest.- Mm-mm.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47You've eaten them. Haven't you, Chompy?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Oh, dear. See you next week.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52But I'm A Nice Guy, Really.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55I'm coming for you. Don't you go running,
0:07:55 > 0:07:56don't you go running!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58You're right, Bert, he is quite quick on land.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01I'm coming for you too, Graham. I got you, I got you.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Oh, Naomi, there you are. - All right, Ed.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21It's a beautiful day, isn't it?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Yeah, yeah, it is. Although...
0:08:23 > 0:08:25what are you wearing?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28What am I wearing?! I'm dressed for a day on the Australian coast.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31"What are you wearing?" I think is the question.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I am dressed appropriately for the town that we are in.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37You do know we're on the east coast of Australia, right?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Yes, and I also know that this town has its very own Dutch village.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Here?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I think you're a bit confused.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Not at all, Naomi, it is you who is confused.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49And I'm hoping they've got me some new clogs,
0:08:49 > 0:08:51cos I think these ones are bit too big for me.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Sorry, Naomi, for once Ed's right.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Better get your clogs on, I wouldn't want you looking silly(!)
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Welcome to The Clog Barn. Unsurprisingly,
0:09:00 > 0:09:03it's the only miniature Dutch village and clog factory
0:09:03 > 0:09:04in Australia.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Hey, shall we try these on?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08No, I don't want to look silly.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Yeah, good point.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15For 28 years, they've made over 100,000 pairs of wooden boots,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17in all shapes and sizes.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh, Ed, a giant!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Run, miniature Dutch people!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Run! Leave that bridge alone, you monster.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Hi, guys, how are you going?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, he seems quite friendly.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Shall we go and say hello?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Yeah, all right, then.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34You two, that's not a giant! That's John, the owner.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38John's father started The Clog Barn to remember his homeland of Holland
0:09:38 > 0:09:42and now John makes the shoes himself out of a single block of wood.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Clever clogs!
0:09:44 > 0:09:45It's like chopping up cheese.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Oh!- We just start to work the...
0:09:49 > 0:09:52This seems like an extremely laborious way to make a shoe.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53That way is.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56But I just happen to have a little machine in the corner over here.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59This one will speed up the process an awful lot.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Wow! A machine that transforms a block of wood into a shoe.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I've got to see this.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Clogs are traditionally used for working outside,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09as they are strong and keep your feet dry,
0:10:09 > 0:10:11a bit like wooden welly boots.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16They can even be used for clogging, that's clog dancing, by the way.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Next up is the clog hole making machine,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20perfect for making holes in clogs
0:10:20 > 0:10:24and for covering the silly-looking TV presenters in wood shavings!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Shoe-perb job, John! You get it?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Shoe-perb. Shoe... Oh.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32And there's our clog.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- It looks like you've done that once or twice before.- I have.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- I've done it a few times. - Amazing.- Yeah, lots of times.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Hey, Ed and Naomi,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42you've been set a special challenge by clog expert John.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45It's to create your very own pair of designer clogs.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46And by the way,
0:10:46 > 0:10:49no-one really wears traditional Dutch costume around here.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52But at least you made an effort.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Chop, chop, guys, we don't have all day.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- ED SNIFFS - Oh, Naobby... Oh, dear. - What's the matter with you?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Oh, I'm feeling a bit clogged up!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Ed! Your jokes are as bad as your dress sense.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13I think I know where Ed's going with his dog,
0:11:13 > 0:11:14I mean, clog.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19I've got my eye on you.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23What was I saying about Ed's jokes?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Does that look like a dog's tail to you?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Why are you putting a dog on a clog? - Who let the clogs out?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Oh, very clever!- Walkies!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Have you guessed what mine is?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Kermit The Clog!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Oh, well done, a frog and a dog clog for The...Clog Barn.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I wonder what other clogs are out there.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Hello and welcome to Clogs4U.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Clogs? Sorry, I thought this was a shoe shop.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52I think I prefer my footwear a bit more functional but
0:11:52 > 0:11:53good luck with the wooden shoes(!)
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I might be able to help you, Madame, if you let me know what you're after.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Have you got more stock out the back? Oh, magic!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01OK, so the thing is, my garden is a bit of a mudbath just now,
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- so I'm really looking for some...- Clogs.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I was going to say Wellington boots.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Clogs can cope with mud just fine.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10The lowlands of Holland have always been prone to flooding.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13These beauties have been keeping Dutch farmers' feet dry
0:12:13 > 0:12:15for centuries. It's why they were invented.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18That's really cool, but I'd really just like some wellies.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19- No problem.- Great.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21I can make them look like wellies.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I was actually hoping to get some green Wellingtons.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Yes, you look the type.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28All right, then, I'll paint this one green.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Anything else?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35OK, I don't think you're going to be able to help me with this,
0:12:35 > 0:12:38but I'm going out clubbing tonight
0:12:38 > 0:12:40and I was wondering what the best shoes were for, you know,
0:12:40 > 0:12:42like, busting some moves.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Ah! Clogs.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45For dancing?!
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Clog dancing is considered the first form of urban street dance
0:12:49 > 0:12:51and it directly influenced tap dancing.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- What's clog dancing?- This is.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Although, like all foot-led dancing, it's more impressive
0:13:01 > 0:13:03if the feet aren't hidden behind a counter.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Anyway, again. These should see you right.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09OK, I don't think these fit with what I was going for
0:13:09 > 0:13:11on the dance floor.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15OK, I'll bung a sequin on each one.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20There you go, you crazy diva.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Anything else?- Right, OK, you're really not going to be able to help
0:13:23 > 0:13:25with this, but I'm doing some renovation in my house,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- so what I'm looking for is some heavy-duty...- Clogs.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32..work boots. You cannot tell me that clogs double for work boots.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Yes, I can.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Clogs have long been worn by industrial workers,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38cos they can withstand sharp and heavy objects.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Here, put this clog on.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42OK.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47It's a lovely fit.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Now, hit your foot as hard as you can with this hammer.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54OK.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56BANG
0:13:56 > 0:13:59You were supposed to hit the foot with the clog on!
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Oh, dear.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- I love Australia! - Oh, it's great, isn't it?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17The beaches, the weather, the wildlife.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I don't think I can be any happier than I am right now.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23IAIN GASPS
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Ed! Ed! I've won! I've won!
0:14:26 > 0:14:29You've won?!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32He's won! He's won!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34He's actually won!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- What have you won?- Hmm? - What have you won?- What have I won?
0:14:39 > 0:14:43I've won two free tickets to a tour of Tropical Fruit World.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- What's Tropical Fruit World? - I've no idea!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- How you doing?- I'm doing great, yourselves?- How you doing?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06I can't believe this place, it's like a theme park for fruit.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- It certainly is. - How'd it all start?
0:15:08 > 0:15:13It started over 40 years ago by one man's collection of trying
0:15:13 > 0:15:16to get as many different fruits from all around the world
0:15:16 > 0:15:18and grow it here on one farm in Australia.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Tropical Fruit World is the largest plantation orchard farm
0:15:21 > 0:15:24in Australia and it sits on the rim of the largest extinct volcano
0:15:24 > 0:15:28in the southern hemisphere. No wonder it's so hot around here.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30With all these fruits on offer,
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I'm surprised the staff can remember all the names.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34What's this one called?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35This is a black sapote,
0:15:35 > 0:15:38but we have another name for it here in Australia.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- It's called chocolate pudding fruit. - I wonder what that tastes like.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Sounds like it could possibly be the greatest fruit ever known.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47It actually looks like chocolate pudding.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I thought it'd just taste like chocolate pudding.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52It, literally, looks like someone's hidden a chocolate pudding
0:15:52 > 0:15:53inside an avocado.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55The Black Sapote fruit is very good for you...
0:15:59 > 0:16:01It'll be a little bit date-flavoured
0:16:01 > 0:16:04and a little bit mild in the chocolate.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Yeah, it tastes like someone hasn't put enough sugar
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- in a chocolate pudding.- Exactly.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Do you like it?- Mmm.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- What do you think of it? - I don't mind it,
0:16:12 > 0:16:15but it's just weird eating fruit that tastes like chocolate.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18What else have you got? Have you got any custard doughnut fruit?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21No, but I have got a miracle I'm about to show you.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- A miracle?- A miracle? - Well, that's a pretty big claim.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Might be a fish and chip apple.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31It's this little berry here. It's called a miracle fruit berry.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37..by a French explorer called Chevalier de Marchais.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40What we're going to get you guys to do is pop those in the mouth
0:16:40 > 0:16:44and just bite through the skin and suck on it like it's a lolly.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Tastes a bit like an aniseed ball or something.- Yeah.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49The juice of the berry will coat your taste receptors
0:16:49 > 0:16:51and that's on your tongue and on the roof,
0:16:51 > 0:16:55and what it does, it makes all acidic foods taste sweet.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59A lemon, very acidic, so let's try the lemon.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01There we go.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05It's like an orange or something, it's really sweet. It's lovely.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08It still tastes like lemon, but like a lemon sorbet or something.
0:17:08 > 0:17:13- A lemon that's sweet, it's a miracle. - You're like the Dumbledore of fruit.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Are you going to turn me into a kumquat?
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Oh, I love kumquats!
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Sweet on the outside, sour on the inside. That reminds me of someone.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Hello and welcome to the Great British Fruit-off,
0:17:24 > 0:17:26the game show that tests our contestants' knowledge
0:17:26 > 0:17:30of vegetables... I mean fruit, obviously.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33And talking of contestants, here's today's!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- It's Iain.- Hi.- Hello, Iain.- Hi.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Do you like fruit? - Oh, I love a bit of fruit, me.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- What's your favourite fruit? - I'm really glad you asked.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Magnificent. Fantastic.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45By the way, if you're wondering where my glamorous assistant
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Hairy Berry is, she's not here today,
0:17:47 > 0:17:51she fell into a vat of boiling hot water and now she's in a jam!
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- Berry...in a jam.- A rubbish joke.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58I'm just trying to cover up the fact she hasn't turned up for work today
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- and I'm very angry.- Well, before you rudely interrupted me
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I was telling you about my favourite type of fruit, which is...
0:18:04 > 0:18:07The moment's gone, Iain. No-one's interested any more. Question one!
0:18:07 > 0:18:12True or false, bananas grow on trees. Is that true or false?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Here's one here.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Exactly. That's clearly a banana growing on a tree, so true.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Bananas grow on trees. What a stupid question.- Oh!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Iain, Iain, Iain, Iain, Iain, Iain, Iain, Iain, Iain,
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Iain, Iain, Iain, Iain, Iain, Iain, no, it's not true.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28No, it's false.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31No, the banana plant is actually the world's largest herb.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Let's hope Iain does better on this next question,
0:18:33 > 0:18:37the question I like to call question two.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42Can you name me a fruit that has the name of an animal in its name?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Wolf berry.- For instance, wolf berry. You can't have that one, obviously.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- Ah, I was going to say wolf berry. - You can't have that. Sorry...
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- We haven't got all the time in the world.- Er...
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Hamster plums?- Eurgh. I'm not coming to yours for lunch. No.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57No, incorrect.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01No, you could have said elephant apple, canary melon,
0:19:01 > 0:19:03dragon fruit, amongst many others.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Well, you got two questions wrong,
0:19:05 > 0:19:07which means there's no point doing question three.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I'm surprised the farmers aren't throwing rotten tomatoes at you.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Interesting fact about tomatoes, actually. They're also fruit.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Too late, Iain. It's too late.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Join me next week for the Great British Fruit-off. Good night!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- You still here?- Yeah.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Paronella Park, a wonderful estate in Queensland.
0:19:36 > 0:19:41This place was originally the dream of one man - Jose Paronella.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42In the early 20th century,
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Jose had the idea of building a paradise by the banks of Mena Creek.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Not just for him and his bride, but for everyone to enjoy.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50We're here to tell his story.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54But why tell you about it when we can sing about it?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Cos telling them about it's a much more efficient use of my time!
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Forget it.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11# Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:20:11 > 0:20:15# Ooh-ooh-ooh
0:20:15 > 0:20:18# Jose Paronella was his name
0:20:18 > 0:20:21# Came from Catalonia in Spain
0:20:21 > 0:20:24# Spent a decade farming sugar cane
0:20:24 > 0:20:27# To build a pleasure garden was his aim
0:20:27 > 0:20:31# For many years he dreamed and planned
0:20:31 > 0:20:34# In 1929, he bought this land
0:20:34 > 0:20:37# First, he built these stairs - pretty grand!
0:20:37 > 0:20:42# Everything was built by hand!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47# His Paronella Paradise
0:20:47 > 0:20:50# Paronella Paradise
0:20:50 > 0:20:53# Cost him a bit, it's pretty nice
0:20:53 > 0:20:57# Whoa-oh-ah-oh-oh
0:20:57 > 0:21:00# Built a castle Water features, too
0:21:00 > 0:21:03# Planted a nice pine tree avenue
0:21:03 > 0:21:06# A hill with a tunnel to walk through
0:21:06 > 0:21:09# Opened it up to public view
0:21:09 > 0:21:13# In '46, disaster struck
0:21:13 > 0:21:16# The cog flooded What dreadful luck!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19# With sadness, Jose was filled
0:21:19 > 0:21:25# But determined to rebuild
0:21:25 > 0:21:29# His Paronella Paradise
0:21:29 > 0:21:32# Paronella Paradise
0:21:32 > 0:21:35# Must have cost him a tidy price
0:21:35 > 0:21:39# Whoa- oh-ah-oh-oh
0:21:39 > 0:21:41# Years after Jose's death
0:21:41 > 0:21:46# His dream is still alive
0:21:46 > 0:21:52# Despite floods, cyclones and raging fire
0:21:52 > 0:21:57# This amazing park was the place Jose adored
0:21:57 > 0:22:04# He'd be over the moon now it's been restored!
0:22:04 > 0:22:08# His Paronella Paradise
0:22:08 > 0:22:11# Paronella Paradise
0:22:11 > 0:22:15# Worth a trip here, that's our advice
0:22:15 > 0:22:18# Whoa-oh-ah-oh-oh
0:22:18 > 0:22:21# His Paronella Paradise
0:22:21 > 0:22:24# Paronella Paradise
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# Just south of Cairns to be precise
0:22:27 > 0:22:31# Whoa-oh-ah-oh-oh! #
0:22:33 > 0:22:38- Ed, what IS that elephant all about? - Ah, the elephant!- Yeah.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39I've no idea.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Well, you know what they say, guys, two "Eds" are better than one!
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Ed versus Michelle... in the Main Event.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58This is the Derby River derby, which is basically just a fancy name
0:22:58 > 0:23:01the locals have given to a home-made raft race!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04It's been taking place near the Tasmanian town of Derby
0:23:04 > 0:23:06for 36 years.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10This year, 279 people are taking part, including Ed and Michelle.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15So that's 279 people who don't mind falling in the river!
0:23:15 > 0:23:17It's not the only way to get wet, though.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19If you're on land, you have to watch out for...
0:23:19 > 0:23:22water balloons and flour balloons!
0:23:22 > 0:23:26- So, Michelle, what are you going to do?- I'm going to get in the river!
0:23:26 > 0:23:31Today's event sees Team Ed take on Team Michelle
0:23:31 > 0:23:36in the Derby derby rubber ring river raft race type thing!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40You'll need to get your rafts built first.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Remember, they are all home-made.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44And some are little more than floating mattresses,
0:23:44 > 0:23:48which isn't surprising if I tell you the first ever river derby
0:23:48 > 0:23:50was a race between two airbeds!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Well, two friends lying on two airbeds.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56From then on, it just got bigger, better, and wetter!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59The course is seven kilometres long, so Ed and Michelle,
0:23:59 > 0:24:02you'd better go and say hello to your teams!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Hello, hello! I'm Ed. Are you waiting for me?- Oh, here he is!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- How you doing?- Yeah, great. - Where's our boat, then?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Well, this is the boat. It's pretty long.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12It starts there and goes all the way up over there.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14This doesn't look like much of a boat to me.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16This isn't going to be doing a lot of floating.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Well, you'd better start making it, then, Ed!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- Yes, so can you blow this one up? - We'll be here for three days.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- I've got one of these pumps in the car, you can have that.- Oh, good.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Can't take your eyes off the sky for a minute,
0:24:26 > 0:24:31- there's always a flour bag, water balloon...- Incoming!
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Oh, dear!
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- That one nearly hit the cameraman! Are you all right?- Hi, Lynden.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Pleased to meet you.- I'm going to be joining your team.- Awesome!
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- We're excited about that. - We're a team!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44I've heard you guys have won quite a few times, which is good.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47So you must be doing something, what's the secret?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- What's the secret to us winning today?- Strong paddlers.- OK.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Yeah, big muscles.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Not from me, of course, but from these guys over here.- OK.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Let's get inflated. Michelle's raft is taking shape.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- Yours is a very different design to ours.- Yes. And you know why?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Because it's the winning design!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08I actually think they look quite similar! Apart from the colour.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Ed's is black, Michelle's is blue.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14We've not even got in the water yet and there's
0:25:14 > 0:25:18so much pelting of flour and water. I've got it all in my hair.
0:25:18 > 0:25:23I've got "got" already with the slop! This is a warzone.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26I don't know if they realise just how tough this is going to be.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29They're going to have to paddle like never before. They're off!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31And they're heading for the water!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33- And here's some water balloons going already!- Are you OK?
0:25:33 > 0:25:34And they're on.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37There's Michelle's team in the blue and Ed's team in the black.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Ed, don't worry about a little bit of water from a water balloon!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Oh, no, you're going backwards!
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Ed's boat is turning sideways, while Michelle's powers ahead!
0:25:46 > 0:25:52And gets pelted with water balloons! Oh, Ed's back on course.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54And heading down the river.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57But Michelle's got a substantial lead now. There's Team Ed.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59One of them's actually standing up!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02He's not afraid of a water balloon in the face!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Ed, meanwhile... seems to be shouting at people.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Why can't you be nice to people!
0:26:07 > 0:26:11Because throwing water balloons at you is so much more fun!
0:26:13 > 0:26:17- Michelle's team far in advance... - We can do this!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Ed trying to look cool, with sunglasses on...
0:26:22 > 0:26:25And there's Michelle giving us a little wave...
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- I think she thinks she's on a Bucking Bronco!- Oh, wow!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Oh, there's Ed, clinging on. He's stopped paddling.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36They're in some ferocious water now.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Ed with the one-handed paddle.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40And Michelle's victory cheer as they've got through
0:26:40 > 0:26:41the worst of the water.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43THEY CHEER
0:26:43 > 0:26:46And there's Ed! Yay!
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Come on, you can catch Michelle now, she's not that far ahead.
0:26:51 > 0:26:56Big grin on Michelle's face! Ed's screaming. The finish line!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Come on, Michelle!
0:26:58 > 0:26:59THEY CHEER
0:26:59 > 0:27:01They're heading for it now. Why are they doing that?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Why aren't they paddling? There they go!
0:27:03 > 0:27:04They're having a good splash
0:27:04 > 0:27:06and a paddle as they cross the finish line. But where's Ed?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09There he is! One of Ed's team's lying down now!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12That's the guy who was standing up earlier.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Well done, Michelle. And "wetter" luck next time, Ed.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18We did our best, but it wasn't good enough.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21That was THE best thing I've ever done, honestly. It was amazing!
0:27:24 > 0:27:26I'm so proud. Yes! We did it!
0:27:26 > 0:27:30And the winner of the All Over The Place Derby River Derby is Michelle.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- Yay!- Congratulations.- Thanks, Lynden.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- I did have a good team behind me, though.- Yeah, my one!
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I just need to try and get this gunk out of my hair now.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Oh, I've got something that will do that for you.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Ed Petrie!
0:27:42 > 0:27:44You've been watching All Over The Place Australia!