0:00:02 > 0:00:05Get ready for an awesome adventure around Europe.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Ed's full of confidence before the main event.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10I'm absolutely petrified!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- Lauren rocks the classical look. - Mm-hm!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Chris lists his favourite colours.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17I hate blue!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Ben names his favourite pop group.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- Take that! - Johny's fan club comes to town.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23CHEERING
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Sam and Mark get a nasty fright.
0:00:26 > 0:00:27Pop!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30And Naomi's finished before we've even started.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I could do with a rest now!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# All over the place
0:00:36 > 0:00:37# All over the place
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Me and my mates All over the place!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:49 > 0:00:50# All over the place
0:00:51 > 0:00:52# All over the place
0:00:54 > 0:00:56# Stuff to do in Europe that is totally ace
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- # And it turns up... - # ..all over the place! #
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hello, Mr Johnson, I'm your new driving instructor.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Are you ready for your lesson? - Yeah, y-yeah...
0:01:13 > 0:01:14It's all right, don't be nervous.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Do you have any previous driving experience?
0:01:16 > 0:01:20I can parallel park, I can do a three-point turn.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Any experience of off-road driving?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24No. Is that going to be a problem?
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Driving in icy conditions, on a glacier, perhaps.- A glacier?!
0:01:28 > 0:01:29What do you mean?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Well, it's a large area of thick ice formed by snow
0:01:32 > 0:01:35that turns into ice and remains frozen all year round.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36What kind of driving lesson is this?
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Any experience of driving a 20-tonne, eight-wheel-drive
0:01:40 > 0:01:43converted missile launcher at all, Mr Johnson?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Yes!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48That means I get to drive it again.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Yee-ha!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Oh, no, you don't, you Ed-banger!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57That monster truck needs an expert driver,
0:01:57 > 0:02:02as it carries up to 40 passengers onto this very slippy glacier.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Glaciers form over hundreds or thousands of years,
0:02:06 > 0:02:11when new snow falls onto older snow and crushes it into ice.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14That ice then gets thicker and thicker.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17The glacier here is up to 550 metres thick.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20That's about 100 giraffes on top of each other!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23As well as going onto it, you can also go into it,
0:02:23 > 0:02:27because it has a tunnel and ice caves built down below.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Very cool indeed.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33IN DRAMATIC VOICE: Ed and Chris!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36You have 29 seconds each to find out as much as you can
0:02:36 > 0:02:39about the glacier and the ice caves!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42No, no, no, hang on, you're telling us we're going in a monster truck?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Into tunnels and caves in the ice?!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47We'll do the questions after the truck ride! Come on!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Oh, I'll let you off this time. OK, buckle up for an unforgettable trip.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53It really will...
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- BOTH:- We are Dr Ed and Dr Chris van Tulleken.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02We've even got the same name.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh, no, I'm playing Dr Xand.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Yeah, you're Dr Chris.- Oh, right.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Easy mistake to make. I'm called Chris.- Oh, sorry.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11It's fine, it's fine.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14And we are travelling across the most awesome...
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- ..incredible... - ..and epic glacier.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Come with us and discover things that will really...
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- BOTH:- ..freeze your mind!
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Coming up today,
0:03:24 > 0:03:27we'll be finding out what glaciers are actually made of.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I spy with my little eye
0:03:29 > 0:03:32something beginning with, well, "I".
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Ooh, is it iron?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Nope.- Ivy?
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Insects?
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Iguanas!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39While he's thinking about that,
0:03:39 > 0:03:42let me tell you that glaciers don't stay still.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Because of the weight, they actually flow like slow-moving rivers.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Is it icicles?- Oh, you were close there.- D'oh!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Did you know that glacial ice stores
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- almost 75% of the world's fresh water?- I do now!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58And when driving the bus, our driver...
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Coo-ee! Hello, driver, hello!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Coo-ee! Hello!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06..our driver has to look out for crevices,
0:04:06 > 0:04:09which are cracks in the ice that he has to drive around,
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- or, if it's safe enough, over. - There are cracks? In the ice?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15What are we doing, then?! Let me off!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18We'll also find out exactly what it's like
0:04:18 > 0:04:20to go inside a real, live glacier.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24A-mazing! Now, back to this game of I-spy.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Are you sure that "I" doesn't stand for "iron"?- Oh, dear.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29This really did freeze your mind.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I think those impressions froze my mind, too.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Anyway, now you're off the bus...
0:04:38 > 0:04:40IN DRAMATIC VOICE: ...Ed and Chris,
0:04:40 > 0:04:43you have 29 seconds to find out as much as you can
0:04:43 > 0:04:45about the glacier.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Ed, you have Siggi, a tour guide.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Chris, you have Gisli, the monster truck driver.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Thrir, tveir, einn...
0:04:58 > 0:05:00afram!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- So, this glacier, what's it called?- Langjokull.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06And what does that mean exactly?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Long glacier. - How long is the tunnel?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10It's 500 metres long.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12So what am I going to find down there?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Is it just tunnels, or are there rooms, sections?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- We have a few rooms and one chapel in there.- A chapel?!- Yeah!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21How many glaciers are there in Iceland?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Uh, a lot.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- People can get married in there? - Yeah, definitely.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Do you think that the snowflakes that land on this glacier think,
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- "Ooh, I'm lucky to have landed here"?- Definitely.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- HOOTER SOUNDS - B'ah!
0:05:31 > 0:05:35And the person who found out the most facts is...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Chris!- Yes!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41All right! I am hot stuff when it comes to knowing about cold stuff.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Well, you might know a lot about cold stuff,
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- but you're certainly not cool. - All right, look, no hard feelings,
0:05:46 > 0:05:48we still get to go and explore a glacier.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I've heard there's a wedding chapel in here.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51- Really?- Yeah.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- IN HIGH VOICE:- When we initially discussed getting married,
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I said that I wanted three things more than anything else.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I wanted a traditional wedding,
0:06:02 > 0:06:03I wanted a really nice wedding dress,
0:06:03 > 0:06:05and I wanted to get married somewhere warm,
0:06:05 > 0:06:09so that everybody could sunbathe and relax after the ceremony.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11So far, I'm not impressed.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Well, there was this big list of wedding-y stuff
0:06:14 > 0:06:17which she kept going on about, but...
0:06:18 > 0:06:21..I couldn't remember any of it, so I just booked this place in Iceland.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24The word "glacier" comes from "ice" in French.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28And I know someone who likes French stuff.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30When I first saw the dress,
0:06:30 > 0:06:31I'm not going to lie,
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I didn't like it,
0:06:33 > 0:06:36but I had a cry, got it out my system,
0:06:36 > 0:06:38and I think it looks all right now.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40It's a bit like a jacket.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Oh, this is good.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Cos the glacial ice is so dense and compact, it looks blue,
0:06:45 > 0:06:48and I know someone who likes blue.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49I hate blue!
0:06:51 > 0:06:52I hate you...
0:06:52 > 0:06:54blue!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- WEDDING MARCH PLAYS - What have you done?!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58This is nothing like we talked about!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- You've ruined it! - WEDDING MARCH GRINDS TO HALT
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Surprise!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Oh, babe!
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Oh, this is perfect!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10It's everything I ever wanted and I didn't even know!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- BOTH:- It's the happiest day of our lives.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Can we have the money now?
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- OVER RADIO:- 'Flight AOTP One, you are cleared for takeoff, Roger.'
0:07:31 > 0:07:35'Roger that, Control Tower. We're just waiting for one last passenger.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38'It's Roger Rodgers of the Roger Dodgers baseball team.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- 'Roger that?'- 'Roger.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43'Roger Rodgers of the Roger Dodgers isn't on board yet, Roger?'
0:07:43 > 0:07:46'Roger. Roger Rodgers of the Roger Dodgers is in a spot of bother.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- 'He's stuck in a taxi, Roger?' - 'Roger, but you have to take off.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52'Roger Rodgers of the Roger Dodgers may be in a spot of bother,
0:07:52 > 0:07:54'but he'll just have to hover, Roger?'
0:07:54 > 0:07:55'Roger.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58'He won't be a jolly Roger.'
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- How much fun is this?! - This place is amazing!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Jorg?- Yes!
0:08:18 > 0:08:19This place is amazing.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Have we turned into giants, or is everything just really small?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Yes, it's really small. - But it's also massive!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27How many miniature things do you have here?
0:08:27 > 0:08:32Oh, over 930 trains, 15,000 wagons and 30km of tracks.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34We better be quick if there's a whole world to explore.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- We want to see the biggest smallest things.- Let's go!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Well, you better choo-choo-choose carefully, Ed,
0:08:40 > 0:08:43because as well as the trains and railway tracks here,
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Miniature Wonderland has 3,660 bridges,
0:08:46 > 0:08:488,850 cars,
0:08:48 > 0:08:53228,000 trees and 215,000 people
0:08:53 > 0:08:55and it's all controlled by 46 computers
0:08:55 > 0:08:58and a whole lot of love from people like Jorg.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01MUSIC: All The Small Things by Blink-182
0:09:05 > 0:09:06That's the Matterhorn!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Oh, it's the tallest mountain in Europe.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11It's about 6,000mm high.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13That's 24 tonnes of plaster.
0:09:15 > 0:09:20The stadium - 30,000 people inside and 1,300 hours of building time.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Let's go!- What?!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Whoa, this really is a whistle-stop tour.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28We'll finish the tour at the airport!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Thank you, Jorg, for your big tour... of your tiny world.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Thank you. We really have been all over the place.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37I could do with a rest now.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Well, I'm afraid you won't be getting a rest, Naomi.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42This may be a miniature world,
0:09:42 > 0:09:45but I've spotted someone who's a big mouth.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Guten Tag and welcome to Little Wonder,
0:09:49 > 0:09:51the show that asks the biggest questions
0:09:51 > 0:09:53about the littlest things.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58- Today I'm joined by a very special guest.- Aww! Thank you.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Oh, no, hang on, that's tomorrow.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03No, today I'm joined by Brenda.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Brenda? It's Naomi. - OK, Brenda! First question.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11How many litres of water are in this sea here?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I'm going to give you a little clue.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16It's 30,000 litres. I'll have to hurry you.
0:10:16 > 0:10:1830,000 litres.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Oh, no! I'm afraid that's incorrect.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22No, you were two litres out.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24You just told me the answer.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Before I filled up this.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- SHE SIGHS - What?
0:10:28 > 0:10:29I got thirsty.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32OK, Shirley, question two.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34How long does a day last?
0:10:36 > 0:10:3724 hours.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Oh! I'm sorry, you interrupted me before I finished the question.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41You're rubbish at this!
0:10:41 > 0:10:42The full question was,
0:10:42 > 0:10:46how long does a day last here in Miniature Wonderland?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Let's find out, shall we?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03The answer is you can experience a full day here
0:11:03 > 0:11:04in 15 minutes.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08I think it's time to say night-night to your chances of winning this.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Well, Magnolia, you've done terribly so far. Worst contestant ever.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Because you keep cheating!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oh, bad loser right here.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Well, I've got something to cheer you up.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Do you like music?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Yes.- Well, check this out.
0:11:27 > 0:11:3320,000 figures enjoying the sounds of DJ BoBo at this festival.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36But the question that I want an answer to
0:11:36 > 0:11:41is how many people are there at this festival of 20,000 people?
0:11:41 > 0:11:4220,000.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Ah, no, that's incorrect. I'm afraid there's only two people here.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50You and me! What, did you think these were actual human beings?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Real people?! There's little wonder you did so badly.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56But you'll be pleased to know that even losers don't leave
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- empty-handed from this show. - Really?!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- CHATTERING IN EARPIECE - Oh, no, sorry?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05No, that's incorrect, you get nothing.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Auf wiedersehen!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Get off.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23HIP-HOP BEAT/HARPISCHORD MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# Oh, Vienna, what can you show us?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# Home of the great classical composers
0:12:29 > 0:12:32# Beethoven, Mozart, Strauss and Haydn
0:12:32 > 0:12:34# Their body of work is quite surprisin'
0:12:34 > 0:12:37# Oh, Vienna, centre of it all
0:12:37 > 0:12:39# Music fans flock to your concert halls
0:12:39 > 0:12:41# 10,000 punters every night
0:12:41 > 0:12:44# Let's hit the city, check the sights
0:12:44 > 0:12:46# The Golden Hall of the Musikverein
0:12:46 > 0:12:48# Unlike anything you've ever seen
0:12:48 > 0:12:51# The extravagant decor defies belief
0:12:51 > 0:12:53# Even the walls are covered in gold leaf
0:12:53 > 0:12:56# They stage a famous concert every New Year's Day
0:12:56 > 0:12:58# Over 2,000 people watch the orchestra play
0:12:58 > 0:13:00# To book a ticket, you need to do it loads in advance
0:13:00 > 0:13:03# You don't just turn up on the off-chance
0:13:03 > 0:13:05# Oh, Vienna, what can you show us?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07# Home of the great classical composers
0:13:07 > 0:13:10# Taking a tour of the Viennese sights
0:13:10 > 0:13:11- # I'll be Mozart - I'll be Beethoven
0:13:11 > 0:13:12# Wreck the mics!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15# Check me out in Beethovenplatz
0:13:15 > 0:13:17# I like seeing myself up there like that
0:13:17 > 0:13:19# Vienna thinks I'm the greatest musician
0:13:19 > 0:13:21# That's why my statue's in such a prominent position
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# I wrote my symphony by the time I was 30
0:13:24 > 0:13:26# Really? Well done(!) By then I'd done 40
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# I know my way around a bass and treble clef
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# By when I wrote Ode To Joy, I was almost deaf
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# Oh, Vienna, what can you show us?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Home of the great classical composers
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Whose tunes are truly top of the pops?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- # I'll be Wolfgang - I'll be Ludwig
0:13:40 > 0:13:41# Let the beat drop
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Well, here's one for starters
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# One of my piano sonatas
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# If you're looking for a favourite
0:13:48 > 0:13:50# The Moonlight Sonata was a real hit
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Yeah, yeah, I hear you, bro
0:13:53 > 0:13:55# It ain't a patch on this allegro
0:13:55 > 0:13:57# From Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
0:13:57 > 0:13:59# Got to admit, this is pretty sick
0:13:59 > 0:14:02# The appeal of that to me is fleeting
0:14:02 > 0:14:05# This 5th Symphony takes some beating
0:14:05 > 0:14:07# For orchestral pomp and power
0:14:07 > 0:14:09# They say it's my finest hour
0:14:09 > 0:14:12# As symphonies go, what is finer
0:14:12 > 0:14:14# Than my 40th in G minor?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16# I think you know it well, Ludwig
0:14:16 > 0:14:18# They say that it inspired your 5th
0:14:18 > 0:14:21# Oh, come on, Wolfgang, get real, please
0:14:21 > 0:14:24# It's not a patch on Fur Elise
0:14:24 > 0:14:26# The piano tune everyone can play
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# It's like the Chopsticks of its day
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# You want a tune that tops the lot?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33# Go on, then, Wolfgang, what ya got?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35# I know this might sound quite bizarre
0:14:35 > 0:14:40# But I wrote Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star... #
0:14:40 > 0:14:41- Really?!- Mm-hm.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43OK, you got me.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45# Oh, Vienna, what can you show us?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48# Home of the great classical composers
0:14:48 > 0:14:50# 200 years on, people still rave
0:14:50 > 0:14:53# Although I ended up in a pauper's grave
0:14:53 > 0:14:55# Wolfgang and Ludwig are where it's at
0:14:55 > 0:14:57# You should check us out, our beats were phat. #
0:15:07 > 0:15:09APPLAUSE
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Too kind, too kind.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Why didn't anyone laugh at the farmer's jokes?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Cos they were too corny.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE - Farmers...farming, corn.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Ed, how much longer are you going to be practising your routine?
0:15:25 > 0:15:30Er, no, he didn't say that, Johny, he said, "Where's my POP corn, mom?"
0:15:30 > 0:15:31LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Johny, this is going amazingly well.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36They're loving my jokes about corn.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39I think there might be a reason for that, Ed, look at your audience.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- They're entirely made up of corn dolls.- Yeah, that would explain it.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46"Leave" the "corny" jokes to me, Ed. Geddit?
0:15:46 > 0:15:47"Leave"?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49It's because these are dolls
0:15:49 > 0:15:52that are made from the dried leaves of corns and... Never mind.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55And here at the UL'UV Craft Centre,
0:15:55 > 0:16:00there are shelves stuffed full of figures of corn dolls.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Yep, corn dolls make great souvenirs, or Christmas decorations.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08If only there was some way to show them off to the rest of the world.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- TWEE MUSIC PLAYS - Hi, everyone!
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I'm Eddie Blags Stuff and I've got...
0:16:12 > 0:16:17106 subscribers out there and counting. Hi, guys!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Today we're looking at corn doll fashion.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23This one's sporting the pink book look.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Doesn't she look fabulous?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- IN HIGH VOICE:- "I look fabulous!" - OBNOXIOUS LAUGH
0:16:27 > 0:16:30I'm Johny YOLO-Swag and I run a rival
0:16:30 > 0:16:32but far more superior fashion blog.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35I have way more subscribers, like, 108 now.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37I'm going to show you all the hottest looks
0:16:37 > 0:16:39from the Slovakian corn doll world.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Like this one - she is rocking the baker look to perfection
0:16:42 > 0:16:44and what I love about it is you can take the bread off
0:16:44 > 0:16:47and use the baking tray as storage for vintage vinyl.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Wow! Just look at this country girl style.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Perfect for the month of September,
0:16:52 > 0:16:55because every corn doll knows that's when corn gets harvested.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Keep it free!
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Like all the free stuff I want mentioning these corn dolls.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Corn leaves are so versatile that, back in the olden times,
0:17:03 > 0:17:06they used to make baskets, mats and bags for butchers out of it
0:17:06 > 0:17:08and I'm just so lucky because I get a bag for free
0:17:08 > 0:17:10for showing it on my vlog.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14This corn doll is wearing traditional Slovak folk wear
0:17:14 > 0:17:16called kroje and I think I might have to get me
0:17:16 > 0:17:20one of these cute little outfits. Do you think I'd look good in it?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Don't answer, of course I would! HA-HA-HA-HA!
0:17:23 > 0:17:25If you would like to answer,
0:17:25 > 0:17:27just leave a comment in the section below. No haters!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Hey, fans! I've just been thinking about this thing
0:17:30 > 0:17:32and I really need your help with it.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Uh, Johny YOLO-Swag, what are you doing here?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Oh, Eddie Blag Stuff. Awk-ward!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I've just been telling my subscribers about these
0:17:39 > 0:17:41really cool, amazing Slovakian corn dolls.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- You probably haven't even heard of them.- Uh, I so have!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46There's only room for one vlog on the internet
0:17:46 > 0:17:49about corn dolls and it's mine! Where's my laptop?!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Uh-oh! Epic fail!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54I've got my laptop right here and...
0:17:54 > 0:17:55upload!
0:17:55 > 0:17:59109 subscribers - see you later, guys!
0:17:59 > 0:18:00'ere, Blag Stuff!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Anyway, that's all my jokes about corn. On to my carrot material.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04BOOING
0:18:04 > 0:18:07HISSING
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Wh-who wants to hear some jokes about potatoes?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Let's get you out of here, Ed. - Radishes?!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15There goes his en-corn.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- CHEERING - Thank you!- Wow!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Johny's popular with the audience.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Unlike this guy.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Excuse me.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27- Ow!- Oh, dear!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30You shouldn't put your handbag on the floor.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Wrong row. Silly me.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Ah!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39POLICE SIREN WAILS IN FILM
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Can't have a film without popcorn, eh?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I guess that's why they sell it in the foyer.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- LOUDLY:- The foyer?!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Ha! Rip off!
0:18:47 > 0:18:491,000% profit they make on that.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53It's the world's most profitable snack food.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Do you mind?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- I'm trying to watch the film. - Do you mind?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- He's trying to watch the film.- Sh!
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Amazing to think that each kernel can expand
0:19:11 > 0:19:13to nearly 40 times its size.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27ELECTRONIC WHIRRING
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Sh!- Sh!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38It's all down to the soft, starchy centre.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40It's surrounded by a hard shell.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41When the corn is heated,
0:19:41 > 0:19:43the moisture turns to steam,
0:19:43 > 0:19:47which gradually builds up the pressure inside.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48- Until POP! - THEY GASP
0:19:48 > 0:19:50The kernel explodes!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53And the white, starchy mass rapidly cools
0:19:53 > 0:19:56to create a classic popcorn shape.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Right, that's it, either be quiet or go home.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04It's funny you should say that,
0:20:04 > 0:20:10because 70% of the popcorn consumed is consumed in the home!
0:20:10 > 0:20:14And when you think of how much popcorn they eat in America,
0:20:14 > 0:20:16that's a lot of popcorn.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Right, that is it.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Oh!
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Didn't know this film was in 3D.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- DOOR OPENS - I'll get... Oh.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27DOOR SLAMS
0:20:27 > 0:20:30They must have "popped" to the toilet.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Sh!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Keep it down.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Sometime in the late 17th century,
0:20:55 > 0:20:58in the French port of Sete,
0:20:58 > 0:21:01two rebel sea ships dare to do battle
0:21:01 > 0:21:04in a great tournament to honour their king,
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Louis XIV.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Armed only with a lance sabre... IMITATION OF LIGHTSABER
0:21:10 > 0:21:12..one knight would emerge victorious.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Ah, Obi-Ben Kenobi, we meet again!
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Now I am the master!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Prepare to meet your watery, salty end!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Think again, Darth Petrie!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Ha-ha! - SABRES BUZZ AND FIZZ
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Take that! And this!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Oh! You won.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- Oh!- Good game. Right, we can all go home now.- Yes!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35OVER TANNOY: Bing-bong.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Would Ed and Ben please make their way to the battle boats?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Oh, no! The prophecy is coming true!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42We're about to be knights of the sea, water jousters,
0:21:42 > 0:21:45like those bonkers French people in those boats!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Oh, Obi-Ben Kenobi, how did it come to this?
0:21:49 > 0:21:53I'm afraid this isn't a blockbuster action movie, boys.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54These stunts are for real.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59These are the famous water jousters of Sete in France,
0:21:59 > 0:22:02a historical tradition so historical,
0:22:02 > 0:22:06no-one can remember why it started 273 years ago.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08The aim of the battle is simple -
0:22:08 > 0:22:12to stand on a raised tail on the back of a rowing boat called a tintaine.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Aim your long lance at the opposing team member,
0:22:15 > 0:22:17hit their wooden shield on the way past
0:22:17 > 0:22:20and knock them off into the canal.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22The winner is the one left on the tintaine,
0:22:22 > 0:22:24punching their fist in the air.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27The loser is swimming for the shore.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32What exactly are we doing today, Ed?
0:22:32 > 0:22:33It's my first main event
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- and I'm a teensy bit nervous. - Don't be nervous.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38I'm sure the big, big cheese will ease you in nice and gently
0:22:38 > 0:22:39with a nice, easy one.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41I'm supposed to be meeting an expert who knows all about it,
0:22:41 > 0:22:44but all I can see is this guy and he's not very talkative.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Bonjour, monsieur!
0:22:46 > 0:22:47- Bonjour.- TRANSLATION:- Hello.- Hello.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Hello.- Hello.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- How are you doing?- Who are you?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- TRANSLATION FROM FRENCH: - I am president
0:22:53 > 0:22:56of the Sete water jousting organisation here at Sete.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58That's the name of the place, Sete.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Sorry, did you say water jousting?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02If you're jousting, you need a horse, don't you?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Horses don't go in the water,
0:23:04 > 0:23:06unless they're seahorses, and that'd be a bit weird.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08It's different.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Compared to the horse jousting, that is a show, this is a real battle.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15The main difference is the way you stand
0:23:15 > 0:23:17and this is not fake, it's real combat.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Have you done this before? What's it like?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Oh, yeah, I've been jousting for over 20 years.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26All the fish swimming about know me
0:23:26 > 0:23:29and I'm known as a lightweight, not a heavyweight.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Jouster, not fish.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34OK, this all sounds a little bit dangerous to me.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Surely they wouldn't let two CBBC megastars
0:23:36 > 0:23:37do something like that, would they?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39No, they wouldn't do that.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41We wouldn't be doing this.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42You two are a pair of muppets.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Listen, you'll be representing the UK at a press event here in Sete.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Did I mention Sete? I don't know, I can't remember.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51But don't worry, it's less dangerous and more friendly.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Remember, we're here to make friends, not fight each other.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Don't worry, Ben.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57I'm sure our coach will go very easy on us.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59HE YELPS
0:23:59 > 0:24:00During training,
0:24:00 > 0:24:04the boys must master balancing the lance with the right arm...
0:24:04 > 0:24:05HE YELLS
0:24:05 > 0:24:09..whilst hanging on to their wooden shield with their left.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Then they must push forward to strike the inside of their opponent's shield
0:24:13 > 0:24:15and catapult them into the water.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21You see? Just like I said, Ben, he's going really easy on us(!)
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Yeah!
0:24:22 > 0:24:27And there are two teams - the reds, who were traditionally married men,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30and the blues, who were all traditionally bachelors.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- Ready?- Yep.- Go!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Argh!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Practice is over. It's time for parading.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Rules state they must dress head to toe in white
0:24:41 > 0:24:46with Ed in Team Red, the married men, and Ben in Team Blue, the bachelors.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50I think I'd rather do the kids' event, cos then we wouldn't get wet.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Yeah, but I'm not going to get wet, Ed, it's just you.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Oh, yeah? You reckon?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Yes! Go, reds!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- Howzat, blue?- Go, reds!
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Well done, lad! Well done.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Aww.- You smashed those blues.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09The Festival de St-Louis, to give it its full title,
0:25:09 > 0:25:13is steeped in tradition and begins by parading the heroic water jousters
0:25:13 > 0:25:17to the banks of the canal, led by our very own...brave knights?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Think of the hair! What if it gets wet?!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23I spend a lot of time on All Over The Place being scared of things,
0:25:23 > 0:25:26but I honestly think this is the most dangerous thing I've done.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28It's a massive scaffolding pole with a spike on the end
0:25:28 > 0:25:31that I'm in control of and there's one coming straight towards me.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Yes, and you're in control of one
0:25:33 > 0:25:35and that's coming straight towards me
0:25:35 > 0:25:38and I'm just going to put it out there, Ed - I don't trust you.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40The moment has come.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45Darth Petrie versus Obi-Ben Kenobi in...
0:25:50 > 0:25:53One last greeting before the joust begins.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Hello, Ben!
0:25:56 > 0:25:58I'm absolutely petrified!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00I'm absolutely petrified.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- Wargh!- Whoa!
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Phew!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- I'm so scared, I think I might be sick on my float.- What?!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08I've never felt so sick from fear in all my life.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- MAN SPEAKS FRENCH - Yeah? Oh, here we go.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15They'll be competing in a special, one-off joust.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16The winner is the last man standing.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19The loser must swim to safety.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22So, please be upstanding for the main feature.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26They're actually laughing at me.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29All the people are laughing at me over there. It's a good start.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Ben looks nervous. Can he stay focused on victory?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38CROWD WHOOPS AND CHEERS
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Yep.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43This is actually happening, this is actually happening.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46It's really straight. That's great, yeah.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Yep.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Whoa.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Oh, dear.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Oh...
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Whoa-oa-oa!
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Come on.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00ED YELPS AND SHOUTS
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Yes!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Ye-e-e-es!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Allez, Team Blue!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Ben has sent Ed packing with a killer blow.
0:27:09 > 0:27:14As he milks the crowd's applause, soggy Ed swims to shore.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Let's see that again.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22Ben shows some courage and strength and sends Ed off for an early bath.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32- TRANSLATION FROM FRENCH: - Thank you both for taking part
0:27:32 > 0:27:36in this amazing event, which is the 273rd Sete joust,
0:27:36 > 0:27:39but the winner for All Over The Place is Ben!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Merci beaucoup, Monsieur Maire!
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Je suis absolutely delighted.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45I'm just glad to be alive.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47You've been watching All Over The Place: Europe!
0:28:07 > 0:28:09CRASHING