0:00:02 > 0:00:05Get set for today's blockbuster with our CBBC megastars.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Ed goes for gold at the Mud Olympics.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10I've won a brown medal!
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Susan has a smelly superpower.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15I just need to look at garlic and it explodes!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Barney thinks it's a bird.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Vic thinks it's a plane.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21But it's only Naomi!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Obviously, a very messy one.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Sam and Mark refuse to work past... ALL:- Teatime!
0:00:26 > 0:00:29And Johnny demands a bowl of cereal.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31In donkey's milk!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# All over the place
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# All over the place
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Me and my mates All over the place
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# Whatever we do is strange but true
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# All over the place
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# All over the place
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# It's stuff to do with you that is totally ace
0:00:56 > 0:00:57# And it turns up...
0:00:57 > 0:00:59# All over the place! #
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Spain.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Sanlucar de Guadiana.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Yay! Breezy Jet!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Breezy Jet!
0:01:12 > 0:01:18If you find yourself in Sanlucar de Guadiana in Spain, which is there...
0:01:18 > 0:01:24And your number one summer sun destination is Alcoutim in Portugal,
0:01:24 > 0:01:26which is here...
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Then there is only one way to travel.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Well, actually, Brian, there are two ways to travel.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37You could use this very reasonably priced ferry.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- Thanks, Tina. But if you hate boats...- OK, Brian.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46Then you may wish to try the low-cost flight that may give you
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- a bit of a fright.- Argh!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- BOTH:- It's Breezy Jet!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57It can be a bit breezy and you might feel a bit queasy,
0:01:57 > 0:02:02because this is the world's only cross-border zip line.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05'Flight time is approximately 60 seconds
0:02:05 > 0:02:07'with a cruising speed of 70km per hour.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10'Cabin crew cross check doors to manual.'
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Today's experts are on different sides of the river so, Ed,
0:02:13 > 0:02:17you're in Portugal. Victoria, you're in Spain.
0:02:17 > 0:02:23Ed and Vic, you have 36 seconds to find out as much as you can.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26The winner will ride the zip line from Spain to Portugal.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Victoria, you have David on the Spanish side,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31who built the zip line.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Ed, you and Miguel on the Portuguese side, who maintains the zip line.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Tres, dos, uno, vamos!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- How long is it?- 720 metres.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45So we're crossing into a different country.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Do you need a passport? - No, you don't need a passport.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- How fast is it?- Well, you go about 45 miles, 70k an hour.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53That's pretty fast.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Will you get bugs in your teeth, you know, when you fly across?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58No. Very few bugs here.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- How high is it?- 100 metres in difference in height.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Could you do anything to make yourself go faster?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05You can. You can keep your legs up.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07And how do I get up there?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- You have to walk around and catch a boat.- Catch a boat?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- PHONE RINGS - Ooh, hello. Who's this? Hello?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Oh, I'm in the middle of an interview. I'll get back to you.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- We're running on time. Well done! - OK! Yeah.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23And the person who found out the most facts is Ed.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Yes!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Congratulations.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29You get to ride on the zip line.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Wait there, Vic. I'm coming to Spain!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40But guess what?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Portugal and Spain are in different time zones
0:03:43 > 0:03:45and are actually an hour apart.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49The zip line will only take about a minute to get to the bottom,
0:03:49 > 0:03:50so if Ed leaves at midday,
0:03:50 > 0:03:54he'll actually arrive just after 11 in the morning.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55How confusing!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Enjoy the views and enjoy the fact that you're going to
0:03:58 > 0:04:00arrive 59 minutes before you left.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Two hands on the pulley at all times, feet together,
0:04:07 > 0:04:11legs down when you exit and have a nice flight down to Portugal, OK?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Here we go... Ahem! Here we go.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oh, ho-ho-ho!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Oh, this is quite a fast way to travel to Portugal.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I'm still in Spain.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Still in Spain!
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Oh!
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Oh!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Oh, I'm going over the river!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh, still in Spain.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Still in Spain.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49And I'm in Portugal!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Hello, Portugal!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Argh!
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Oh, oh.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01You're back!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Oh, that's quite a brake.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Ed successfully made it back to Portugal and, yes,
0:05:07 > 0:05:12he's arrived almost an hour before he left Spain.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Crossing time zones can be very confusing.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18MUSIC: The Blue Danube by Johann Strauss II
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- In space, no-one can hear you... - HE BELCHES
0:05:27 > 0:05:31I definitely heard that and smelled it.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Ah, if it isn't the American astronaut, Ed!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Welcome aboard the International Space Station, my friend.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Hello, Americans. You are just in time for afternoon tea.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Hey!- Teatime?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48That can't be.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Here on the International Space Station,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52we're on GMT - Greenwich Mean Time.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55It's the same time zone as in the UK
0:05:55 > 0:06:00and right now in the UK, it's 9am, which means it's 9am here too.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05No, silly American. Look, we're flying over the Thailand.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07It's seven hours ahead of GMT,
0:06:07 > 0:06:11so it is four o'clock in the afternoon, which means...
0:06:11 > 0:06:13BOTH: Teatime!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17No, no, no, no! Your mission control is in Moscow, Russia, which is
0:06:17 > 0:06:22eight hours ahead of my mission control, which is in Houston, USA.
0:06:22 > 0:06:28GMT is roughly in the middle, so that's the time zone we use here.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Excuse me, much embarrassed.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31But what about our dinners?
0:06:31 > 0:06:36Ah, Singapore is coming up. And that is GMT plus eight.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39That makes it five o'clock, which means we stop working.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Long day. Well done, guys. Well done.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46No, no, no, no, no. It's 9am, Greenwich Mean Time.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49It's been the world time standard since 1884.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51We're not changing it now.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I think you are being Greenwich Mean Time.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Look, before we used standardised time, people used the sun to
0:06:57 > 0:07:01set their clocks, and there was 300 time zones in America alone.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Trust me, this is less confusing.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Understood, American.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Greenwich Mean Time it is.- Yee-ha!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Which would make it breakfast time, baby, yeah!
0:07:10 > 0:07:15- PHHRTT! - I think I need the toilet. Oh!
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Poo-ston, we have a problem!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Italy.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Bologna.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34My mamma, she makes the best spaghetti Bolognese.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36No, my mamma, SHE make the best spaghetti Bolognese.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39My mamma, she make the spaghetti Bolognese from a recipe with
0:07:39 > 0:07:43the basil from the hills of Tuscany, hand-picked by goats!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46My mamma, she use the finest tomatoes that grow in Italy
0:07:46 > 0:07:48for only one month and then, pff, they are gone.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52My mamma, she just need to look at garlic and it explodes!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55My mamma, she uses the tears of a unicorn.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57My mamma...
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Mamma mia!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01They don't even make spaghetti Bolognese in Italy.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04They make tagliatelle al ragu!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09It's kind of like our spag bol, and in fact,
0:08:09 > 0:08:11the recipe did originally come from here in Bologna,
0:08:11 > 0:08:14but there are definitely some major differences.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17For a start, the pasta is cut into thick strips,
0:08:17 > 0:08:21and what we call Bolognese is actually a meat sauce called ragu,
0:08:21 > 0:08:25which gives us tagliatelle al ragu.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Time for Susan to put this age-old recipe to the test
0:08:29 > 0:08:32against pasta master Gian Piero.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Europe's tastiest food, France's toughest critic -
0:08:36 > 0:08:38he's better than you,
0:08:38 > 0:08:40it's Rene Mangetout.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43My grandmother can chop faster than this.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I, Rene Mangetout,
0:08:45 > 0:08:49am about to set you the most difficult challenge of your lives.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53You must remain firm, as firm as an egg.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Let's say...it's not very...it's not very firm.- Tsk!
0:08:57 > 0:09:04Only one of you will be crowned Tagliatelle Al Ragu MasterChef.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Will it be you, Susan Calman from Scotland?
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Well, I mean, I've not really done this before, so...
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Or you, mister pasta chef man.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18I'm Gian Piero, and I am 25 years of experience in cooking.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20HE MIMICS HIM
0:09:20 > 0:09:23You will begin now!
0:09:25 > 0:09:29We start to chop celery after carrot and after onion.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Why are you chopping so slowly?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35My grandmother can chop faster than this.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37And she only has one arm.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Yes.- Watching out for the thumb.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Slice this as it should be... OK.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Monsieur, your kitchen is infested with worms.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- What is this? - Is not worm. Is tagliatelle.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Typical Italian pasta.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52It's starting to look quite like a ragu now, I think.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54I'm quite pleased.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56It looks more like spew-gu!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Lovely.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02You are happy with this? You think this is good?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I think it's quite delicious, actually.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Time is up.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Plate up the pasta. Very exciting!
0:10:13 > 0:10:18Rene must now decide who is Tagliatelle Al Ragu MasterChef.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Very tense!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Susan Calman, your ragu looks like something I've
0:10:25 > 0:10:29scraped off the bottom of my shoe after a walk in the park.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Eurgh! Tastes worse than a used napkin!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Argh! Ugh!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Monsieur pasta chef, the moment of truth.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I do not like it.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I LOVE it.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Ooh, monsieur!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Delicious! Tres bon, monsieur!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I need two forks!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- You like my fork? - No, I don't like your fork.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22I've never been so offended in my life! Au revoir!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Hungary.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Tabajd.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41# When you're walking down the street
0:11:41 > 0:11:43# Take a quick look at your feet
0:11:43 > 0:11:45# Tell me, what is it you see?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47# Mm-hm
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- # I don't know, Ed, you tell me - Mm-hm
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# You're wearing shoes and socks
0:11:52 > 0:11:56# Now it's time to take them off
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- # Are you having a laugh? - Mm-hm
0:11:59 > 0:12:02# No, this is Barefoot Park Mm-hm
0:12:02 > 0:12:05# Yes, here in Tabajd
0:12:05 > 0:12:07# The idea that they had
0:12:07 > 0:12:12# Was to build a park that was designed
0:12:12 > 0:12:15# To walk through with their feet
0:12:15 > 0:12:18# So take off your shoes, shoes Shoes, shoes, shoes
0:12:18 > 0:12:21# Which pathway shall we choose? Choose, choose, choose, choose
0:12:21 > 0:12:24# What have you got to lose? Lose, lose, lose, lose
0:12:24 > 0:12:26# Take them off, take them off
0:12:26 > 0:12:30# It's perfect for a stroll, stroll Stroll, stroll, stroll
0:12:30 > 0:12:32# I hope it's not too cold, cold Cold, cold, cold
0:12:32 > 0:12:36# Just do as you're told Told, told, told, told
0:12:36 > 0:12:38# Take them off, take them off
0:12:38 > 0:12:40# It opened in 2010
0:12:41 > 0:12:43# And every year since then
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- # People flock from miles around - Mm-hm
0:12:46 > 0:12:48# To put their bare feet on the ground
0:12:48 > 0:12:50# Mm-hm
0:12:50 > 0:12:53# You can walk on stumps or cones
0:12:53 > 0:12:56# Or even sand or stones
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- # You can even walk the plank - Mm-hm
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- # After you, Ed - Thanks, mm-hm
0:13:02 > 0:13:05# There's over 20 surfaces
0:13:05 > 0:13:07# That's plenty
0:13:07 > 0:13:10# And it takes 30 minutes
0:13:10 > 0:13:15# To complete the 800-metre park
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# So take off your socks, socks Socks, socks, socks
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# Check out these volcanic rocks Rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks
0:13:21 > 0:13:23# I hope they're not too hot Hot, hot, hot, hot
0:13:23 > 0:13:27# Take them off, take them off
0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Remove your footwear Wear, wear, wear, wear
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Wander round without a care Care, care, care, care
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Barefoot in the open air Air, air, air, air
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Take them off, take them off... #
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Just think that a quarter of all the bones in your body
0:13:41 > 0:13:44are down there, along with 33 joints, 19 muscles,
0:13:44 > 0:13:46ten tendons and 107 ligaments.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50That's a lot going on inside your feet.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Barefoot park in Hungar-ry-ry-ry-ry
0:13:53 > 0:13:57# It's the only place to be Be, be, be, be
0:13:57 > 0:14:00# For your feet to feel free Free, free, free, free
0:14:00 > 0:14:02# Let's head off, let's head off
0:14:02 > 0:14:05# Just a minute, Ed Hang on, on, on, on, on
0:14:05 > 0:14:08# Where have our shoes gone? Gone, gone, gone, gone
0:14:08 > 0:14:12# Are you having me on? On, on, on, on?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14# Afraid I'm not, afraid I'm not. #
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Serbia, Zasavica.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Hi, I'm Bill Beefy. Do you like cheese?- Yeah!
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Do you have a spare £700?- No.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- Are you in northwest Serbia, surrounded by donkeys?- Yeah.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Are you here for between 30 and 40 days?- No.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44If you answered yes to all these questions,
0:14:44 > 0:14:48then you could be enjoying the sweet taste of donkey cheese.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Donkey cheese.- Donkey cheese.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Look, I know it sounds weird, but I was told, if we came to this farm,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56we could try some of the most expensive cheese in the world.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Donkey cheese.- Donkey cheese?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Donkey cheese.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Would everyone stop saying "donkey cheese"?!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08These are rare Balkan donkeys, and their milk produces
0:15:08 > 0:15:11something which is worth its weight in gold - donkey cheese!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Oh, I'm saying it now.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Well, I suppose I can't avoid it.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17It take around 45 of these animals
0:15:17 > 0:15:19to produce some 500g of delicious cheese,
0:15:19 > 0:15:23which is the same weight as around three bananas.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Just ask Vuk, the donkey farmer.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Vuk, we're hearing all sorts of strange things
0:15:27 > 0:15:30about donkey cheese, so we'll ask you some questions.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33If they're true, you say "donkey", if they're false you say "wonky".
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- I got it.- So right from the off, let's clear this up, right.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Donkey cheese, really?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Definitely donkey.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43And all thanks to these lovely ladies who give a small amount,
0:15:43 > 0:15:46but it's really, really precious.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Why is it so precious?
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Because it's made out of 25 litres of donkey milk.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54And actually, one female donkey can produce in two years
0:15:54 > 0:15:56only 30 to 40 litres of milk.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59So if it's so expensive... How expensive is it, then?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Per kilo, is donkey cheese more expensive than a car?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Donkey or wonky?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Donkey in Serbia because one kilo is 1,000 euros,
0:16:07 > 0:16:09so you can buy, you know...
0:16:11 > 0:16:12..a car in Serbia, definitely.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- All right, it costs a lot, but does it taste good?- Donkey, definitely.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Really?- Try it for yourself.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- What, we're going to get to make some?- Yeah!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Sounds like we're making some cheese, Johny!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24So what kind of cheese are we making, then?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Donkey cheese!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28I think your ears are a bit wonky, Johny.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34All right, guys, so before you can taste the most expensive
0:16:34 > 0:16:38cheese in the world, you must help me produce it.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Oh, great.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Oh, no, hang on a minute...
0:16:40 > 0:16:43We're going to have to milk a donkey, aren't we?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Yes, you are. - HE BRAYS
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Like this? Like this? This one? And just pull like that?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Oh, yeah! Look at that. That's amazing.- You're doing it!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Ah!- He's got it.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55I've never milked anything in my entire life
0:16:55 > 0:16:58and I think I'm a natural at it. Yeah, that's it.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Just a few more and I'll be a millionaire selling donkey cheese.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- This is a career high for you, Johny.- Oh, tell me about it!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Go on, have a go, then. See how you get on.- Oh, really?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Ooh, this is weird.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13What did you do, Johny? How did you get it out?
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Just squeeze it.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19Yay, there we go! There we go. I'm actually milking a donkey.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Well, looks like this is the most we're getting out of that donkey.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26- It's cleared off. - You're not the only ones.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30They struggled to milk donkeys back in Ancient Egypt too.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Well, I didn't get much out of that donkey,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35even if I have got cold hands.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Attention, peasant,
0:17:36 > 0:17:39for I come bearing a message from your queen, Cleopatra.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Oh, she doesn't want a donkey ride on the beach again, does she?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44I told her, it's 50p a go,
0:17:44 > 0:17:46and I don't care how many pyramids you own.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48She doesn't want a donkey ride.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50She wants a bath...
0:17:50 > 0:17:52in donkey's milk!
0:17:52 > 0:17:53A bath in milk?!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Why can't she just wash in mud like the rest of us?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Why? Why?!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Well, if you must know, she's seen those silly adverts on TV.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02"For firmer skin that feels like silk,
0:18:02 > 0:18:04"dip your tush in donkey's milk."
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Not that I've seen them or anything...
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Look, I know donkey's milk has got 60 times as much vitamin C
0:18:09 > 0:18:13as normal cow's milk, but still, can't she just have a shower?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15She doesn't want a shower, she wants a bath.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Now show me how much milk you've got here.- Erm...
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- This much. - The queen can't have a bath in that.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Well, she could dip her toe in it. - HE GROWLS
0:18:23 > 0:18:25But it would take 700 donkeys to fill a bath.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Now, look here, you... - Ooh, ow! Hang on.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31How about, instead of having a bath in milk,
0:18:31 > 0:18:36she washes herself with this extremely luxurious donkey soap?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Donkey soap? Smells a bit cheesy to me.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Oh, it's definitely soap. The ladies love it. Ooh, they do.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48In that case, I will take this to my queen. Your highness, I have a gift!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Well, that bloke was a bit of a...
0:18:50 > 0:18:52DONKEYS BRAY
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Well, I wasn't going to say that.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Actually, maybe I could do with a bit of a bath.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Eurgh, yep!
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Going to need a bigger donkey.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06All right, boys, so...
0:19:06 > 0:19:10This is the end product of the things that you do on the farm.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13So after you are milking the donkeys, we are putting the milk in
0:19:13 > 0:19:16the factory and after a month, you get this -
0:19:16 > 0:19:18the most expensive cheese in the world.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Wow, what a privilege. - Shall we try some?- Yeah!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25A reward for all our hard work.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- It's quite light, isn't it? - It almost tastes like...
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Almost like a cheesecake.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I actually really like it. The texture's very...
0:19:33 > 0:19:35It's a bit like, erm, a less-strong feta.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- It's kind of fluffy and...- Mmm, I'm going to have a bit more of that.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Yeah, that is actually really nice.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42I'm going to have some more as well.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- There's 20 quid in your mouth.- Oh? Oh, really? Oh, OK.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47How much have we eaten so far?
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Well, I'll get the bill, don't worry. I'll be back in a jiffy.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- Oh, OK.- OK, yeah, yeah, yeah...
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Donkey cheese - for TV presenters with very expensive taste!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17'And you join us just as these two flame-carriers of the Olympic torch
0:20:17 > 0:20:20'arrive on the banks of the River Elbe.'
0:20:20 > 0:20:23'If only we could hear what words of encouragement
0:20:23 > 0:20:25'they are sharing with each other.'
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Right, that's enough. Give it here.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29No, you had it ages. It's still my turn.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I know what you're up to.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- You just want to light that big flame at the end.- Let's face it,
0:20:33 > 0:20:37who would want to see your mug in high definition on the telly, eh?
0:20:37 > 0:20:38- Give it here!- No!
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Give it back.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Mine!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47'And now it's time for them
0:20:47 > 0:20:49'to receive a traditional local welcome.'
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- What sort of Olympics is this?! - Obviously a very messy one.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Messy could be the understatement of the century
0:21:01 > 0:21:04because this is the Mud Olympics.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07These mucky games take place on the mudflats that appear
0:21:07 > 0:21:10at low tide here at the mouth of the river.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Mudflats are usually found in places where the tide is slow.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Silt settles and builds into layers of mud.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23Since 2005, people have been using these mudflats to play mud football,
0:21:23 > 0:21:29mud volleyball, mud handball and there's also a mud-sledging race
0:21:29 > 0:21:32that Ed and Naomi will take part in later.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35And while it's OK to mess around at the Mud Olympics,
0:21:35 > 0:21:39remember mudflats can be really dangerous, so don't try this at home,
0:21:39 > 0:21:41unless it's just in a muddy garden.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45There are 46 teams here full of people
0:21:45 > 0:21:48who can't wait to get mud covered.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Are they all bonkers?!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Meh!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Any advice for me?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- It's going to be sticky.- Right. Are my shoes going to come off?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Yeah, of course.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Two years ago, I tried to score a goal and I stand right
0:22:01 > 0:22:05before the score line and I couldn't kick the ball in the goal...
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Because your feet were stuck? - Yeah.- No way!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10So have you been training for this event?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13We've been walking every day for ten miles.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- You take it very seriously, then? - Yeah, for sure.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- This is a very serious event. - I can tell that, yes.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Is this an Ancient Egyptian tradition, then?
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I think it's the first-aid tent.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- What's it like, playing the games in the mud?- Hard!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31At least, if you hurt yourself, you're not short of bandages.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Cats were scared of the mud? You're not scared of the mud?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38No. I'm scared of this cheetah.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42You think it's going to be easy?
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Definitely(!) - THEY LAUGH
0:22:44 > 0:22:47She's a cheetah! Keep an eye on her in the Olympics today.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Oh, I see you two are taking this event as seriously as everyone else.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Stop mucking about! Go find a team.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Could I be on your team? - Of course!- Can I?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Maybe we can call ourselves the Mucky Pups
0:22:59 > 0:23:01cos no-one messes with the Mucky Pups.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- ALL:- Mucky Pups!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I found myself a team.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- I think we should call ourselves the Mud Slingers, yeah?- Yeah!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12The Mud Slingers!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Yeah!- Yeah!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17With the teams ready, it's time to light the Mud Olympics flame
0:23:17 > 0:23:21and for the athletes to parade in the opening ceremony
0:23:21 > 0:23:25before they get covered in that lovely, sticky, gloopy mud.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Let's get dirty!
0:23:35 > 0:23:39We're the Mucky Pups! Mucky Pups are the best!
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- What are you doing?- Your shoes can come off in the mud.- Oh, no!- Yeah.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- So you've got to tape your shoes on. - I better do that.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52- Right round your ankles.- Oh, no, I've got a bit of mud on my shoe!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Oh, no, your outfit's ruined!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57But, Ed, I am reliably informed that it's very good for your skin.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00So you're going to look beautiful after your mud pack...
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- until you wash it off. - SHE LAUGHS
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Many people believe mud can be healthy for their skin.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Folks have been slapping it on for centuries to try and cleanse
0:24:11 > 0:24:13and soothe their bodies and faces.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16And to get you warmed up for the main event,
0:24:16 > 0:24:19you're going to have some muddy fun playing mud football.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Just one problem...
0:24:21 > 0:24:23There's your team. They've started already.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Go, go, go!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29I think she's going to get there in about 20 minutes.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Run, Naomi! Hurry up!
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Newsflash, Ed. See that other team? That's your team!
0:24:35 > 0:24:39So you both better get a MUDDLE on.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I think that was a draw.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06It's hard to tell who's playing for what team
0:25:06 > 0:25:08- cos everyone's just brown. - You can't even see the ball.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10It smells really bad.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Argh!
0:25:12 > 0:25:13On to the sledging!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Mud-sledging is simple and very messy.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Teams of three take turns to slide the sledge
0:25:23 > 0:25:25from one end of the course to the other.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28They pick up what looks like a rubber eel from a net, throw it
0:25:28 > 0:25:32in the sledge and push it back again for their team-mate to take over.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37- What's your top tip? - Just push hard enough.- Push hard!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Can't wait to get on that sledge like some kind of really
0:25:44 > 0:25:46down-on-his-luck Santa.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Well, if it's anything like the football,
0:25:48 > 0:25:50it's going to be a lot harder than it looks.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53This is it, the muddy main event showdown!
0:25:53 > 0:25:57The Mud Slingers are ready for the mud event. I mean, the main event!
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Mucky Pups, ready to slide to victory!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Zwei, ein, go!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14And they're off! Both teams are neck and neck.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Excellent work!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19And with a quick snatch of the rubber eel, they're heading back
0:26:19 > 0:26:22and Team Ed is just in front.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25A rather messy handover from both teams.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31But they've picked up the pace and it's even as they race to the nets.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- I'm stuck!- Quick, quick, quick.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Oh, Ed's team have shot out in front.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44But Naomi is closing the gap.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50And they're even-stevens at the nets.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54But she's slowed the turn.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Oh, she's closing again!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Can she catch Ed?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04No, Ed slides home in first place.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Yes!
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Ed Petrie in the Mud Olympics.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12I've won a brown medal!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Mud Slingers!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Time for both our Mud Olympians to get cleaned up.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21And the winner of the All Over The Place trophy is...
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Ed!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- Yes, it is.- Oh... - Here's mud in your eye.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30- Only just.- The best thing is, our T-shirts never got dirty.- I know!
0:27:36 > 0:27:40You've been watching All Over The Place Europe!