0:00:02 > 0:00:05Plug in for the most rock-and-roll road trip round Europe!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Ed's found an audience for his cheesy jokes...
0:00:08 > 0:00:10They love cheese in this town.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- ..Lauren makes pals with a pastry... - Roll, little strudel!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15..Sam and Mark are in it... I mean, on it...
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- Innit!- Aah!
0:00:17 > 0:00:21- ..Vic reveals her favourite flavour of ice cream...- Mint!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25..Chris applies some eyeshadow, Jonny goes mad for the moisturiser,
0:00:25 > 0:00:29- and what on earth is on Susan's face?!- Let us find out!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33# All over the place
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# All over the place
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# North, south, east, west, on a bizarre quest
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Me and my mates all over the place!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Whatever we do is strange but true
0:00:47 > 0:00:48# All over the place
0:00:49 > 0:00:51# All over the place
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# There's stuff to do in Europe that is totally ace
0:00:54 > 0:00:58# And it turns up all over the place! #
0:01:05 > 0:01:09We've helped hundreds of people over the years find their ideal
0:01:09 > 0:01:13property, be it by the sea or next to a field with some lovely cows.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Victoria, when finding a property for our viewers,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18what's the number one thing you look for?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21A massive crocodile!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Ah, yes.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Um, anything else?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27A dining kitchen, maybe? Or a bijou garden?
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Mm, no, just one really big,
0:01:31 > 0:01:35gigantic, massive crocodile!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37How many times have we been through this?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39There are no properties in the whole of Portugal
0:01:39 > 0:01:40with a massive crocodile!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Will you forget about massive crocodiles,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45you reptile-obsessed woman?! And why are you still filming this?!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Mint!
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Mint indeed!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53If animal-themed architecture is your thing,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56then Lisbon is the place for you.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Some of the most amazing giant street art in the world can be found here.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03It's not just crocs, there are cheesy Cheshire cats,
0:02:03 > 0:02:08giant birds on balconies and even raccoons made of rubbish.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Painting on walls is illegal in many places, but in Lisbon,
0:02:12 > 0:02:15the city has given special permission to the street artists.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18It's now high art!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Ed and Victoria, you have 39 seconds to find out
0:02:21 > 0:02:24as much as you can about Lisbon's street art.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Ed, you have Hugo, a famous Lisbon street artist.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Vic, you have Silvia, from the Urban Art Gallery.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Tres, dois, um, go!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Are you a naughty vandal? - Um, no, no.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44How many pieces of street art are there in Lisbon?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47More or less 400, by now.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49How many years have you been a street artist?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51About five years.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Why do the council allow it?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Because we love it, we think it's a positive intervention
0:02:55 > 0:02:58on the streets, so, people can see it
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- and have pleasure seeing them.- Yeah?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04So, is Lisbon the best place in the world for street art?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Yeah. It's one of the best.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Why is it considered art and not graffiti?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I think it's actually graffiti,
0:03:10 > 0:03:12you know, but it's legal graffiti.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Does everyone like it or do some people go,
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- "Oh, I don't like that"? - Some people don't like it.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Oh, we've run out of time!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Well done, Silvia.- Bye! - Thank you!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23And the winner is...
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Ed!
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Ha-ha!
0:03:25 > 0:03:29You win an urban boilersuit to wear, creating your rad street art.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Oh! What does Vic get? - Yeah, what do I get, Voiceover Man?
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Oh, um, you get a nice frock... I mean, croc.
0:03:37 > 0:03:43Ed has mad style and is ready to drop some sick street art.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Miss Vic has dressed in a well ill crocodile onesie,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48because she doesn't want to get covered in paint.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51It's just sensible, really.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56First up, Hugo the pro. He's going for a cheeky Portuguese sardine.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Ed's going for something fishy, too.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Now, remember to wear a mask and goggles.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh, and make sure you ask for the wall owner's permission first!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- That's... They're bubbles, because it's breathing.- What's this, Ed?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- That's its eye. - Why is its eye coming off its face?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Because I ran out of room!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16VIC LAUGHS
0:04:16 > 0:04:21Yeah, brilliant, I can't even see it! It's an invisible sardine!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25It's a shark. Look, here's its teeth.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28And there's its eyes.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Here's its fin.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33And THIS is what you call graffiti.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37I'm no art critic, but that is the worst-looking shark I've ever seen.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Thanks a lot, mate(!)
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Oh, dear. Time for Hugo to get involved.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46He's given your shark a bit more bite.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Maybe one day, this will be a priceless work of art!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Unless someone cleans it off first.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58DOG BARKS
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- BUCKET CLATTERS - What are you doing, bruv?- Huh?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- What are you doing, bruv? - Cleaning the wall, mate.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Allow it! Just painted this awesome piece of street art!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15No, looks like graffiti to me, mate.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Maybe to you, bruv.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21But to some, this is a humorous comment on capitalism.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Nah, monkeys don't use mobile phones, it's misleading.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- It's inspired, bruv! By the work of Banksy!- Who's Banksy?
0:05:28 > 0:05:33- Dunno, bruv.- What?!- Nobody does. His true identity is a secret.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35He's a super-famous street artist!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38He mostly paints rats, apes, policemen, soldiers,
0:05:38 > 0:05:40children and old people.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Right, that is out of order.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- If I caught Banksy drawing all over my nan...- No, bruv! In his art!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48All right, all right, if this is meant to be art,
0:05:48 > 0:05:49why ain't it in a gallery?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Street artists use the walls of the world,
0:05:51 > 0:05:54so all the people can see the art on it.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Innit? - Hang about.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58On it, or in it?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00On it.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Innit! - HE SIGHS
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Off it... Innit!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Wait! Some street art sells for nearly a million quid! For real!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Banksy Keep It Spotless sold for that in 2008.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15My goodness, how marvellous! Who did this? Shepherd Fairy? Rowa?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Metallian Rap? I must have it.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Um, I did.- Oi!- Innit!
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Let them eat cake!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Cake? Yes, please, I'm starving.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43No, let them eat cake - I'm pretending to be Marie Antoinette.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Marie Antoinette? Wasn't she
0:06:45 > 0:06:47that queen who got guillotined in the French Revolution?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50She lived in Versailles Palace in France.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51This is the Schonbrunn Palace in Austria.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Yeah, and also, she used to come here as a little girl in the
0:06:54 > 0:06:58summers, because she was Austrian, royal and also loved to eat cake.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01And although she never actually said, "Let them eat cake,"
0:07:01 > 0:07:04she might have said, "Let them eat strudel!"
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Hah! Next you're going to be saying that they were invented here
0:07:07 > 0:07:08and they bake them on the premises.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Yes, they do, Ed. Yes, they do.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Lauren's right, Ed,
0:07:13 > 0:07:17it's believed strudels were invented here at this very palace.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Mmm!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Does anyone know if the oldest strudel recipe can be found
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- here in Vienna?- Yeah!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Apples have been getting strudelled in Vienna since 1696,
0:07:28 > 0:07:32and did you know, Strudel is German for whirlpool?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34That's because it's got lots of swirls.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Strudel!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Aah!- Strudel! It's true! Thank you!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41But will Lauren be in a spin
0:07:41 > 0:07:45when she comes face-to-face with strudel master Mario?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Europe's tastiest food.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49France's toughest critic.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53He's better than you - it's Rene Mangetout!
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Good day, mate!
0:07:54 > 0:08:00Only one of you will be crowned Apple Strudel MasterChef.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Will it be contestant number one,
0:08:01 > 0:08:05with a face like an overcooked pastry?
0:08:05 > 0:08:11Or will it be contestant number two, Mr Strudel Chef? Good day, mate!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13You do know he's from Austria, not Australia?
0:08:13 > 0:08:21- Yeah. - Silence! Trois, deux, un, now!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- OK. Oh!- Just roll.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Yup, got it.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Once the pastry is rolled, it's time to toss.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Stop this nonsense!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I cover you in flour!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37I can see that, monsieur!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Can I do that?- Yes!- C'est bizarre!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43One, two, three!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47That is fine, that's absolutely fine.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Stop throwing this food around and having all this fun!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52We are not cooking shrimps on barbies,
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- we are making strudel, monsieur! - You have to roll it now.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01Ooh! Look at the holes in it! Roll, little strudel!
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Argh!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- So, just down the edge here? - Yes, just down the edge.- OK.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Aah, ready to eat, I see! - No, we put it in the oven.
0:09:17 > 0:09:24Or, you could put it in the oven. This is, er.... Both ways are good.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Rene must now decide who will be crowned Apple Strudel MasterChef.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Terribly exciting!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Lauren...
0:09:33 > 0:09:39your strudel looks like the sole of my uncle's disregarded sandal!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Urgh! And it tastes the same! Urgh, urgh!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Mr Pastry Chef... - Monsieur.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57I do not like it.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00I love it!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09My taste buds feel that they have died and gone to heaven!
0:10:09 > 0:10:13My taste buds are doing the cancan!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16HE LAUGHS
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Now clear this mess up!
0:10:36 > 0:10:43# In the village of Zalipie they have a custom
0:10:44 > 0:10:51# They've been painting patterns on things for generations
0:10:51 > 0:10:54# It began in the 18th century
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# And the results are here to see
0:10:57 > 0:11:03# Patterns everywhere
0:11:04 > 0:11:11# Women whitewashed over soot stains so houses looked clean
0:11:11 > 0:11:18# But despite their efforts, dirty marks could still be seen
0:11:18 > 0:11:22# So they took their inspiration
0:11:22 > 0:11:25# From the local vegetation
0:11:25 > 0:11:31# Flowers everywhere
0:11:32 > 0:11:36# See the flowers upon the wall
0:11:36 > 0:11:40# Dazzling patterns so colourful
0:11:40 > 0:11:43# Oh, they are all so beautiful
0:11:43 > 0:11:47# Aah, aah, aah, aah
0:11:47 > 0:11:52# How were they able to paint in such great detail?
0:11:53 > 0:12:00# They made their brushes using hairs from a cow's tail
0:12:01 > 0:12:04# And the old cave paint tradition
0:12:04 > 0:12:07# Is preserved in this museum
0:12:07 > 0:12:13# Flowers everywhere
0:12:15 > 0:12:20# There's no fear that these patterns will ever disappear
0:12:22 > 0:12:27# There's a painted cottage competition every year
0:12:29 > 0:12:32# Local artists come and take part
0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Who will paint the winning wall art?
0:12:35 > 0:12:41# Patterns everywhere
0:12:42 > 0:12:46# See the flowers upon the wall
0:12:46 > 0:12:50# So entrancing and colourful
0:12:50 > 0:12:53# Love to sit and gaze at them all
0:12:53 > 0:12:56# Aah, aah, aah, aah
0:12:56 > 0:13:00# Not just homes with a florid decor
0:13:00 > 0:13:04# Beehives, fences, trees, stuff indoors!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07# The village bridge has its own colour scheme
0:13:07 > 0:13:11# Everywhere you go, it's like a technicolour dream
0:13:11 > 0:13:14# See the flowers upon the wall
0:13:14 > 0:13:17# So elaborate and floral
0:13:17 > 0:13:21# Keep moving, or they'll paint you an' all!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Aah! #
0:13:45 > 0:13:48I say, this is a rather strange place for two people to meet
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- from the Ministry of Cultural Affairs!- Hungary?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Thank you, but I've just eaten. As I was saying,
0:13:54 > 0:13:57this is a rather strange place for two politicians to meet.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Ah, you mean this unmoving train carriage!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Well, it's inspiration for my greatest idea yet,
0:14:03 > 0:14:06a railway run exclusively by children!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09It sounds mad, I know.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12You should have seen my other idea!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14A monkey-powered ghost circus?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Yes, the whole trains and kids thing is starting to sound
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- rather straightforward right now. - We'll announce the idea
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- on April 1st, 1948. - Ah-ha, an April Fools' joke!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26No, no, I'm quite serious.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30And by July 1948, we'll be open and ready for business.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31And what kind of business?
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Livestock, freight, giant cheese strudels?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Come to think of it, I AM rather hungry.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40No, no, it'll simply be a fun way of getting around.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42It could be used to transport them
0:14:42 > 0:14:44to a superb monkey-powered ghost circus!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Or perhaps, a summer camp for children, built on the outskirts of
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Budapest, Hungary's capital, which is what we actually need it for.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Even better!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Just imagine, tiny ticket inspectors with their little hats
0:14:56 > 0:14:59and splendid uniforms, mini marvellous!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Strong boys could be the switchmen, changing the trucks.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05And little babies could crawl up and down the carriages with trays
0:15:05 > 0:15:07of tea and cake on their backs.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Hmm, I think the children should be at least ten years old.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Er, of course, I was only joking.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15But wait, we can't have children driving trains, it's...
0:15:15 > 0:15:17it's far too dangerous!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Yes, which is why the trains themselves will have to be
0:15:20 > 0:15:25driven by responsible adults like us.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26PHHFFRRRT!
0:15:28 > 0:15:29SQUELCH!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Well, maybe not like us.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Choo-choo!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38You're rootin', tootin' right!
0:15:38 > 0:15:43You two haven't gone off the rails, this really is a railway run by kids!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45And it's the longest of its kind in the world.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Sure beats a paper round!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59The railway was first started so that children could get to
0:15:59 > 0:16:02and from the summer camp site, then tourists muscled in.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Now it's an attraction in its own right.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09So, if you're aged between 10 and 14 and live in this part of Hungary,
0:16:09 > 0:16:10then you could work here, too.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Ed and Jonny, I'm not entirely sure that you qualify!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16This is our opportunity, Jonny, quick!
0:16:22 > 0:16:23What's your name?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- HIGH-PITCHED VOICES: - Eddie!- Jonny!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Thank you!
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Do Mini Ed and Mini Jonny really have what it takes to run a railway?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Well, we'll soon find out.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41It only takes four months' training followed by an exam
0:16:41 > 0:16:42to be able to work here.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47But instead, you guys have got about, um, three minutes.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51This calls for some speedy TRAINING, with your new boss...
0:16:51 > 0:16:54First, give the signal for the train to leave the station.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Just wave the green paddle up and down.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59But don't forget to salute, stand to attention
0:16:59 > 0:17:02and make sure it's all ON TRACK!
0:17:03 > 0:17:04All good.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Good? All good? All good, everyone! All good!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Yup, you're safe now, thanks to us!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12This is amazing, that you get to do all this.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14When it's term time and you're in school,
0:17:14 > 0:17:17can you still come in and help run the railway?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- TRANSLATION:- Well, you have to be a good learner, and if you are,
0:17:19 > 0:17:24then you can come and work here at the railway every, ooh, 15th day.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27So, basically, you da big man!
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Yeah, yeah!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Right, let's get some more experience,
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- then maybe we can be like Viktor one day.- Oh, yes!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Now, train announcements.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38HE BEATBOXES
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- HE RAPS:- This is great, I must confess
0:17:40 > 0:17:42We're at the kids' railway in Budapest!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Don't be late, the train's approaching
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Yeah, that's right, yeah, yeah, we're going!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- OK! Thank you! - THEY LAUGH
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Er, don't leave any unattended baggage on the platform,
0:17:56 > 0:17:59or it will be taken away and destroyed.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01DESTROYED!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Thank you. - JONNY CHUCKLES
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I've always wanted to say that!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Next up, changing the signal.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12I've always just really wanted to do this.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13- Yeah!- Yeah!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Good!- I just changed the signal!
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Yay! So, the train can now carry on down the track, thanks to Ed.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22The railway is 11.7km long...
0:18:27 > 0:18:28..laid head to feet.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Although we could never do that to poor Swifty!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33The full journey takes up to 50 minutes.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Better hurry up, get on board and...
0:18:35 > 0:18:37You did remember to buy tickets, didn't you?
0:18:37 > 0:18:43# Get on, get on, get on, get on, get on my groovy train... #
0:18:45 > 0:18:47After all that hard graft, it's nice to be having a nice,
0:18:47 > 0:18:49relaxing train ride.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52# ..Get on my groovy train... #
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- TRANSLATION:- Hello, give me your tickets!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Oh, er...
0:18:56 > 0:18:58We were hoping we'd done enough work to be officers
0:18:58 > 0:19:00and get to wear one of those really cool hats...
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Yeah, I think there's been some kind of mistake.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04- TRANSLATION:- You have to pay!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Please, please, don't throw me off the train.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- TRANSLATION:- Get off!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10How far is it to go back to that other station
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- and get our clothes and money? - Too far!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Hang on a minute, though, I've got an idea!
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Maybe being an adult isn't so bad after all.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Because I've heard that adults can drive the train! Ha-ha!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Let's go and sweet-talk the train driver.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26TRAIN WHISTLE BLASTS
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- No!- No, no!
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Ohh!
0:19:33 > 0:19:39# This train don't stop there any more... #
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- Do you know what I love about Italy, Ed?- The sunshine? The pasta?
0:19:54 > 0:19:55The...walls?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57No, Ed.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58The cheese!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I love cheese, me.
0:20:00 > 0:20:05It can be hard or soft, melted or solid, it can be smelly or
0:20:05 > 0:20:08not so smelly, it can be a square, it can be a triangle...
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Yeah, all right, I get it, you love cheese, and?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13I just wish there was one more way,
0:20:13 > 0:20:17one more teeny-weeny way I could use cheese in my daily life.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22"Come to the annual cheese-rolling competition in Pienza,
0:20:22 > 0:20:24"which is the town you are in now."
0:20:24 > 0:20:28That sounds amazing, a cheese roll's much better than a cheese sandwich!
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Come on, let's do it!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Seeing as you are such a cheeseball, Susan,
0:20:33 > 0:20:36you had better roll on down to the main piazza, where they take
0:20:36 > 0:20:42this cheese-rolling competition thing very, very seriously!
0:20:42 > 0:20:43They call it the Cacio al Fuso...
0:20:46 > 0:20:49The town is split up into six districts,
0:20:49 > 0:20:51which are called contradas.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Each contrada has its own cheese-rolling team.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56It's not who has the nicest lawn around here
0:20:56 > 0:20:59but who can roll their cheese the best.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Monica, it's a beautiful town, tell me,
0:21:02 > 0:21:06how did the cheese-rolling competition start?
0:21:06 > 0:21:12The first edition is the 1962, only for to bring the tourism in Pienza.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Can we take part in the cheese-rolling competition today?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- Yes, sure, yes! - Can we roll our own cheese?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Because we've got some lovely Wensleydale...
0:21:21 > 0:21:25No, only our cheese, it's different cheese, not your cheese, no.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Only our cheese.- Right, OK.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29We'd better find out what cheese is best for rolling, then.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34- We'll have to do that. Thanks, Monica.- OK!- I'm going to win.- OK!
0:21:34 > 0:21:38That's seriously strong cheese talk there, Susan.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41But first of all, you two need to choose the right sort of cheese.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45It shouldn't be too difficult - it's not exactly rocket science!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Or is it?
0:21:48 > 0:21:53Guten Tag and willkommen to The Science Of Cheese,
0:21:53 > 0:21:55with me, Albert Edstein...
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Und me, Alberta Suestein.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01We will begin with the theory of cheesativity.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05If cheese equals MC squared,
0:22:05 > 0:22:09then what is the best cheese for rolling?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Let us find out! Mmm!- Mmm!
0:22:12 > 0:22:14This cheese has potential.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- To be good throwing...? - No, potential energy!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Ho-ho-ho, a physics joke! - Ha-ha-ha!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Aah, cheese!- Cheese!
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Let's see. Now, is this good for throwing ze cheese?
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- I shall find out... - No, no, no, no!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Oh, um...- Run away!- Run away!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Is too soft.- Mm.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Too soft. - This is semisoft cheese.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Still too soft cheese.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- Can it roll...? Mmm...- It's too soft.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Aah, I've discovered the perfect cheese!- Is it hard, round?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52It is round, I have discovered it! Not you! Hard cheese!
0:22:52 > 0:22:57- I saw the cheese...- No, I discovered it!- It was my cheese...
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I discovered the correct cheese!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Well, our two buffoons... I mean, BOFFINS,
0:23:04 > 0:23:08really have made a great discovery. It's this - pecorino!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11It's a local cheese made of sheep's milk.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15But now, with the cheese sorted, they need to know how to roll with it.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17This is how you do it.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Take a preapproved pecorino cheese,
0:23:20 > 0:23:23get yourself into a comfortable position,
0:23:23 > 0:23:25and give it a roll!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Scoring is quite simple.
0:23:27 > 0:23:32You have to get the cheese to land as close to the spindle as possible,
0:23:32 > 0:23:34with five being the highest score.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38But if your cheese goes all the way around the back of the spindle
0:23:38 > 0:23:41and crosses the white line, you get double points.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Like this guy.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49First up, the traditional cheese march.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Scusi!
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Scusi, we have the cheese!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53It's just how they roll round here!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56I hope this cheese realises how honoured it is.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- I know, it's got its own basket. - The cheese is here!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Everyone's taking photos of cheese.
0:24:01 > 0:24:06With the pecorino in the piazza, let's check out the competition.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Look at the crowds!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- They love cheese in this town. - They love cheese.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- There is even a cheesy referee! - Yes, the guy in the red bow tie?- Mm.
0:24:16 > 0:24:21Yes, he has the look of a man who knows his cheese.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22And how to roll it.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Confident?
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Reasonably.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Well, best of luck, Ed.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30May the best roller win.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Let's do it!
0:24:32 > 0:24:37It's Parmesan Petrie versus Cheddar Calman in...
0:24:40 > 0:24:42It's the best of three. Let the cheese roll!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48That's a good start from Ed.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50It's gone round the back of the spindle.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Will it score?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54It's rolling back...
0:24:54 > 0:24:57And, oh! It's a no-score. Hard cheese, Ed.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Susan's gone for the lighter touch. Let's see how it goes.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04It's turning, it's turning...
0:25:04 > 0:25:09Oh, and it's not even reached the scoring circle! Un-BRIE-lievable.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Ed is getting the crowd on his side for his sausage roll...
0:25:12 > 0:25:16- I mean, second roll.- Come on, let's hear it for Pecorino Petrie!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19I think they are on my side, Susan!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24He's gone round the back again...
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Oh!
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- It's gone wide.- Ha-ha!- No!
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Same mistake again, Ed. You've overcooked your cheese.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Nothing! Nullo!
0:25:36 > 0:25:38It's even further away than the last one!
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Change legs, change legs, Susan. Go with your instinct.
0:25:43 > 0:25:48Susan's gone for the gentle approach again, the opposite tactic to Ed.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49It's rolling back...
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Nil! Nil! Nil!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Oh, no score.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59It's all down to the final roll, with both presenters still on zero.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Embarrassing!
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- Someone needs to score a point! - Ha-ha!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Or this is the worst cheese-rolling event that ever happened.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Final cheese! - This is our last throw now.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Come on, Petrie, you can do this.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Final cheese.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14For the honour of All Over The Place.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Here we go.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Oh! Oh!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23No! Too far again!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- No!- Oh!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29It's a point! I've got a point!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Yes!
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Well done, Ed. One point!
0:26:36 > 0:26:41The pressure's on Susan now. It's all down to this final throw.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43I've got one point!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Last chance...
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- BELLS TOLLING - Oh, the bells...- The bells toll!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Oh, it's faster this time.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53It's going wide...
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Oh, is it coming back, is it coming back?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59It's looking like... No!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- Ed is the winner.- Yes!
0:27:06 > 0:27:07- TRANSLATION:- And the winner of
0:27:07 > 0:27:10our esteemed All Over The Place Trophy is here - Ed.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Grazie, grazie!- Jolly good.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16They are cheering me for my one point!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18How pathetic!
0:27:19 > 0:27:22You've been watching All Over The Place Europe!