The Songs: Part 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Watch this space! Get ready for the sounds of All Over The Place!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07Coming up, Naomi has two heads!

0:00:07 > 0:00:09I mean, two Eds!

0:00:09 > 0:00:12Lauren goes a bit hip hoppy.

0:00:12 > 0:00:13Chris turns a bit happy hippie!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Johnny plans for world domination!

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Victoria's dance moves

0:00:20 > 0:00:21are a sensation!

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Michelle's driving skills are

0:00:23 > 0:00:24hard to beat!

0:00:24 > 0:00:25And Barney's bare feet get

0:00:25 > 0:00:27a proper treat!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Our last day in Europe, Chris.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33And where best to spend it than Krakow.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35One of the oldest cities in Poland.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37It gets even better! I've just had a text from the boss.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Apparently, we're going to be joined by a special mystery guest

0:00:40 > 0:00:42who we've got to show around all day. They'll be here any second!

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Oh, wow. Maybe it's a film star. - Oh, or a football player.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Or a supermodel!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49- You all right, fellas? - Dodge, do you mind?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51We're trying to think about who the mystery guest could..

0:00:51 > 0:00:53..be.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- It's you, isn't it?- Ha-ha! Yeah!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Well, I'm a top dog celebrity, you know.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59And cos I'm only small I don't get to go the places you do.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Oh, don't worry, mate. We'll show you around.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Ha-ha!- Oh, we've got to choose music.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Need a playlist. I like rock, Dodge likes reggae.- Yeah, baby!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10And you only seem to like Outer Mongolian folk music.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Yeah!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I mean, not the only thing I'm into.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Maybe we could listen to the songs from the series.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Yeah!- Yeah!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19BOTH: # Ging-gang-gooly-gooly, watch out

0:01:19 > 0:01:21# Ging-gang-goo, ging-gang-goo. #

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Don't worry, the singing's going to get better.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Most of it.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Guys, I don't know where you're going!

0:01:27 > 0:01:28# All over the place

0:01:29 > 0:01:32# All over the place

0:01:32 > 0:01:35# North, south, east, west on a bizarre quest

0:01:35 > 0:01:37# Me and my mates all over the place

0:01:37 > 0:01:39# It's true what you've heard everything is absurd

0:01:39 > 0:01:42# Whatever we do is strange but true

0:01:42 > 0:01:44# All over the place

0:01:44 > 0:01:46# All over the place. #

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Hasta la vista!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49# There's stuff to do in Europe that is totally ace

0:01:49 > 0:01:51# And it turns up

0:01:51 > 0:01:53# All over the place. #

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Tra-la-la!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Tra-la-la!- Uh, Chris?- Yep? - What are you doing?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Oh, I'm just doing what explorers do when they're exploring.- Oh.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Tra-la-la!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- HE PUTS ON A POSH ACCENT: - Look, Edwin, 'pon yonder horizon.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11It's the city of Krakow, home to...

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Didn't actually prepare any facts. Have you got something?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Well, it says here it's the second largest city in Poland

0:02:17 > 0:02:18and... Oh. It used to be the capital until

0:02:18 > 0:02:20the early seventeenth-century.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Wow.- Oh. And what about this big hill thing that we're stood on?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Yeah, it's not a molehill, is it? Because that must be one

0:02:26 > 0:02:27massive mole.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- No, this is the Kosciuszko Mound. - Bless you.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33It was built in 1820 in honour of a Polish hero

0:02:33 > 0:02:36and people brought soil from all over Poland to make it this high.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Yeah, well, look, if there is a mole in there, it better be

0:02:39 > 0:02:41ready for Dodge the explorer, baby!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Mate, I think you'll find that I'm the explorer.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46I've got the rambling stick, I've got the sandwiches in my bag.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Wait, no, I didn't make the sandwiches.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50We don't have sandwiches! Ed, there are no sandwiches!

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Chris, Chris! Calm down.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54If you want to be a real explorer, you can listen to how

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Naomi and I got on in Norway.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59- Aah!- Now, let's get on, shall we? And no more 'tra-la-la-ing.'

0:02:59 > 0:03:00- Just a little bit?- Oh, go on, then.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04BOTH: Tra-la-la, tra-la-la!

0:03:04 > 0:03:07# This song is all about the boats, about the boats

0:03:07 > 0:03:08# In two museums

0:03:08 > 0:03:10# And all about two blokes, about two blokes

0:03:10 > 0:03:12# Both Norwegians

0:03:12 > 0:03:14# All about the blokes who sailed the boats

0:03:14 > 0:03:15# So let's go see them

0:03:15 > 0:03:19# All about the boats, about the bo-bo-bo-bo-boats

0:03:19 > 0:03:22# The first museum is called The Fram

0:03:22 > 0:03:26# This boat was sailed by Amundsen

0:03:26 > 0:03:29# All of his life he had a goal

0:03:29 > 0:03:31# But he missed out being the first person

0:03:31 > 0:03:33# To get to the North Pole

0:03:33 > 0:03:37# So he took on a new expedition

0:03:37 > 0:03:41# To drift across the Arctic Ocean

0:03:41 > 0:03:43# Onto the Fram, he did hop

0:03:43 > 0:03:47# He measured under 40 metres from the bottom to the top

0:03:47 > 0:03:50# He set off telling people he was going north

0:03:50 > 0:03:52# But then

0:03:52 > 0:03:54# He turned it round

0:03:54 > 0:03:55# He turned it round

0:03:55 > 0:03:58# Instead headed for the South Pole that was his secret plan

0:03:58 > 0:04:00# A secret, secret

0:04:00 > 0:04:01# Shh

0:04:01 > 0:04:02# A secret, secret

0:04:02 > 0:04:06# The Fram reached the furthest point south that a boat's ever been

0:04:06 > 0:04:08# The Bay of Whales

0:04:08 > 0:04:09# The Bay of Whales

0:04:09 > 0:04:13# He trekked to the South Pole, arrived there December 14

0:04:16 > 0:04:19# So what about this boat, about this boat?

0:04:19 > 0:04:20# The Kon-Tiki

0:04:20 > 0:04:22# How on earth did this one stay afloat?

0:04:22 > 0:04:23# Looks pretty leaky

0:04:23 > 0:04:26# The chances of survival quite remote

0:04:26 > 0:04:27# Let's take a peaky

0:04:27 > 0:04:31# All about this boat, about this bo-bo-bo-bo-boat

0:04:31 > 0:04:35# Thor Heyerdahl was an explorer

0:04:35 > 0:04:38# Who was keen on ancient culture

0:04:38 > 0:04:41# He wanted to prove his theory

0:04:41 > 0:04:45# That the Polynesian ancestors had sailed across the sea

0:04:45 > 0:04:49# And so he built this out of logs

0:04:49 > 0:04:52# And at a speed of just two knots

0:04:52 > 0:04:55# He sailed across the Pacific

0:04:55 > 0:04:59# Took 101 days, you've gotta say that's quite a trip

0:04:59 > 0:05:04# 8,000 kilometres is a long way on a raft

0:05:04 > 0:05:05# Very, very

0:05:05 > 0:05:07# Very, very

0:05:07 > 0:05:10# And while on the journey they came across a massive shark

0:05:10 > 0:05:12# Scary, scary, ooh

0:05:12 > 0:05:14# Scary, scary

0:05:14 > 0:05:18# Tried to cross the Atlantic on a reed boat called the Ra

0:05:18 > 0:05:21# He didn't make it, he didn't make it

0:05:21 > 0:05:23# He rebuilt and tried again

0:05:23 > 0:05:24# This time it sailed pretty far

0:05:27 > 0:05:30# This song was all about the boats, about the boats

0:05:30 > 0:05:31# In their museums

0:05:31 > 0:05:34# And all about two blokes, about two blokes

0:05:34 > 0:05:35# Both Norwegians

0:05:35 > 0:05:37# All about the blokes who sailed the boats

0:05:37 > 0:05:38# And now you've seen 'em

0:05:38 > 0:05:43# You know all about the boats, about the bo-bo-bo-bo-boats. #

0:05:43 > 0:05:44How do you do that?

0:05:44 > 0:05:45- DEEP VOICE:- It's just a gift.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Can't you two go any faster?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53I can't! I can't even... I can't even speak now!

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- Brr!- This big explorer stuff is just...pfft! You know!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Look, this is the only way we're going to see Wawel Castle

0:05:59 > 0:06:00on Wawel Hill.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03It's where the first rulers of Poland settled in the tenth century.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Why couldn't they sail to the bottom of the hill?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Well, it's just strategic, isn't it? For 300 years, this was the seat

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- of Polish power.- Oh, that's good. As long as there's a seat I'm fine.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14It doesn't even look much like a castle!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16This is just the gateway.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19It was added in 1921 and displays the coat of arms

0:06:19 > 0:06:21from all nine lands that used to make up Poland.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Yeah, that's great, but these cobbles are playing havoc

0:06:24 > 0:06:25with my tootsies, so if we could?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Oh, are these your big explorer tootsies, Chris? Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30At least you've got shoes on.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Me and Barney went to a park in Hungary where we weren't even

0:06:32 > 0:06:34allowed to wear shoes. Now, come on!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Dodge...- No, I'm not giving you another piggyback!

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Not after last time!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Oh, it still hurts!

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Honestly.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50# When you're walking down the street

0:06:50 > 0:06:51# Take a quick look at your feet

0:06:53 > 0:06:56# Tell me what is it you see? Mm-hm

0:06:56 > 0:06:59# I don't know, Ed, you tell me Mm-hm

0:06:59 > 0:07:02# You're wearing shoes and socks

0:07:02 > 0:07:04# Now it's time to take them off

0:07:05 > 0:07:08# Are you having a laugh? Mm-hm

0:07:08 > 0:07:11# No this is Barefoot Park Mm-hm

0:07:11 > 0:07:17# Yes here in Tabajd the idea that they had

0:07:17 > 0:07:22# Was to build a park that was designed to walk through

0:07:22 > 0:07:24# With bare feet

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- BOTH:- # So take off your shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes

0:07:27 > 0:07:30# Which pathway shall we choose, choose, choose, choose, choose?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33# What have you got to lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36# Take 'em off, take 'em off

0:07:36 > 0:07:39# It's perfect for a stroll, stroll, stroll, stroll, stroll

0:07:39 > 0:07:42# I hope it's not too cold, cold, cold, cold, cold

0:07:42 > 0:07:45# Just do as you are told, told, told, told, told

0:07:45 > 0:07:47- BOTH:- # Take 'em off, take 'em off

0:07:47 > 0:07:49# It opened in 2010

0:07:50 > 0:07:52# And every year since then

0:07:53 > 0:07:55# People flood from miles around

0:07:55 > 0:07:56# Mh-hm

0:07:56 > 0:07:58# To put their bare feet on the ground

0:07:58 > 0:08:01# Mm-hm # You can walk on stumps or cones

0:08:02 > 0:08:04# Or even sand or stones

0:08:05 > 0:08:07# You can even walk the plank

0:08:07 > 0:08:08# Mm-hm

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- # After you, Ed - # Thanks

0:08:11 > 0:08:12# Mm-hm

0:08:12 > 0:08:15# There's over 20 surfaces

0:08:15 > 0:08:17# That's plenty

0:08:17 > 0:08:23# And it takes 13 minutes to complete the 800 metre path

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- BOTH:- # So take off your socks, socks, socks, socks, socks

0:08:27 > 0:08:30# Check out these volcanic rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks

0:08:30 > 0:08:33# I hope they're not to hot, hot, hot, hot, hot

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- BOTH:- # Take 'em off, take 'em off

0:08:36 > 0:08:39# Remove your foot where, where, where, where, where?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42# Wander round without a care, care, care, care, care

0:08:42 > 0:08:45# Barefoot in the open air, air, air, air, air

0:08:45 > 0:08:47# Take 'em off, take 'em off

0:08:48 > 0:08:51# Just think that a quarter of all the bones in your body

0:08:51 > 0:08:54# Are down there along with 33 joints, 19 muscles, 10 tendons

0:08:54 > 0:08:56# And 107 ligaments

0:08:56 > 0:08:57# That's a lot going on

0:08:57 > 0:09:00# Inside your feet

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- BOTH:- # Barefoot Park in Hungary-ry-ry-ry-ry

0:09:04 > 0:09:06# It's the only place to be, be, be, be, be

0:09:06 > 0:09:09# For your feet to feel free, free, free, free, free

0:09:09 > 0:09:12# Let's head off, let's head off

0:09:12 > 0:09:15# Just a minute, Ed, hang on, on, on, on, on

0:09:15 > 0:09:18# Where have our shoes gone, gone, gone, gone, gone?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21# Are you having me on, on, on, on, on?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23# Afraid I'm not, afraid I'm not. #

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Right then, Dodge. Here we are at Wawel Castle.- Wow.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- HE PUTS ON A POSH ACCENT: - Isn't it magnificent?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35From it's castley towers to its castely windows,

0:09:35 > 0:09:38to its castely castle like...

0:09:38 > 0:09:39castleness.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Actually, that's Wawel Cathedral. The castle's over here.- Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Yonko-ya-bonko, you are!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48So, Ed, this cathedral. Is it where people called Cath hang out?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51It's a church. For centuries, the Polish royal family had

0:09:51 > 0:09:53their coronations, weddings, funerals and stuff there.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Hey, no wonder it's all weird shapes.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59It's built in different styles. It's medieval, Romanesque.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02In the fourteenth-century, it even had a Gothic makeover.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Oh, yeah, I once had a Goth makeover. Yeah.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05I wore black and had a nose ring.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07It's great till you sneeze, then it all gets clogged up...

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- I really don't need to...- Yeah, yeah, he means Gothic architecture.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13So it's not about moping around, listening to rubbish music

0:10:13 > 0:10:15- and wearing eyeliner?- Not quite.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Almost as fancy as that village we went to, remember?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Oh, yeah, Zalipie, that was in Poland. Bit further out.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Actually, it was REALLY far out.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34# In the village of Zalipie

0:10:34 > 0:10:37# They have a custom

0:10:38 > 0:10:41# They've been painting patterns on things

0:10:41 > 0:10:44# For generations

0:10:45 > 0:10:48# It began in the 18th-century

0:10:48 > 0:10:52# And the results are here to see

0:10:52 > 0:10:58# Patterns everywhere

0:10:59 > 0:11:06# Women whitewashed over soot stains so houses looked clean

0:11:06 > 0:11:13# But despite their efforts dirty marks could still be seen

0:11:13 > 0:11:20# So they took their inspiration from the local vegetation

0:11:20 > 0:11:25# Flowers everywhere

0:11:27 > 0:11:30# See the flowers upon the wall

0:11:30 > 0:11:34# Dazzling patterns, so colourful

0:11:34 > 0:11:37# Oh, they are all so beautiful

0:11:37 > 0:11:41# Ahh

0:11:41 > 0:11:46# How were they able to paint in such great detail?

0:11:48 > 0:11:54# They made their brushes using hairs from a cow's tail

0:11:55 > 0:11:59# And the paint tradition

0:11:59 > 0:12:02# Is preserved in this museum

0:12:02 > 0:12:08# Flowers everywhere

0:12:09 > 0:12:14# There's no fear that these patterns will ever disappear

0:12:16 > 0:12:21# There's a painted cottage competition every year

0:12:23 > 0:12:26# Local artists come and take part

0:12:26 > 0:12:30# Who will paint the winning wall art?

0:12:30 > 0:12:36# Patterns everywhere

0:12:37 > 0:12:41# See the flowers upon the wall

0:12:41 > 0:12:44# So entrancing and colourful

0:12:44 > 0:12:47# Love to sit and gaze at them all

0:12:47 > 0:12:51# Ahh

0:12:51 > 0:12:54# Not just homes with a florid decor

0:12:54 > 0:12:58# Beehives, fences, trees Stuff indoors

0:12:58 > 0:13:01# The village bridge has its own colour scheme

0:13:01 > 0:13:05# Everywhere you go it's like a Technicolor dream

0:13:05 > 0:13:08# See the flowers upon the wall

0:13:08 > 0:13:12# So elaborate and floral

0:13:12 > 0:13:15# Keep moving or they'll paint you an' all

0:13:15 > 0:13:19# Ahh. #

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Oh, that was brilliant.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Ed, have you got any more songs about buildings?

0:13:25 > 0:13:29Erm, well, Johnny and I did go to Belgrade in Serbia, that was brutal.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Do you mean brutal as in, "Well wicked," yeah?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- No, no, as an brutalism.- Ah.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36It's the style building we saw there.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Although the costumes were pretty brutal.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41TO THE TUNE OF SWEET DREAMS BY EURYTHMICS

0:13:46 > 0:13:50# Buildings are made of these

0:13:50 > 0:13:54# Concrete, glass, brick and steel

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Architectural expertise

0:13:57 > 0:14:01# Brutalism what's the appeal?

0:14:01 > 0:14:05# Repeated modular features

0:14:05 > 0:14:09# Form specific functional zones

0:14:09 > 0:14:12# Distinctly articulated

0:14:12 > 0:14:17# Grouped together in a unified form

0:14:17 > 0:14:20# Ooh

0:14:20 > 0:14:24# The western city gate

0:14:24 > 0:14:27# Welcomes travellers to the city

0:14:27 > 0:14:31# Two connected concrete towers

0:14:31 > 0:14:35# Not what you'd call traditionally pretty

0:14:35 > 0:14:38# Second tallest building in Belgrade

0:14:38 > 0:14:42# Deserted restaurant at the top

0:14:42 > 0:14:46# Imagine eating your sandwich

0:14:46 > 0:14:50# With a 140-metre drop!

0:14:50 > 0:14:53# Ooh

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- # Brutalism - Modular

0:14:56 > 0:14:57- # Brutalism - Angular

0:14:57 > 0:14:59- # Brutalism - Spectacular

0:14:59 > 0:15:01# Brutal

0:15:05 > 0:15:09# See the Avala tower

0:15:09 > 0:15:12# The highest structure in Belgrade

0:15:12 > 0:15:16# Was bombed in the 1990s

0:15:16 > 0:15:17# But in 2010 it was remade

0:15:20 > 0:15:23# What about the Sava Centar?

0:15:23 > 0:15:27# A multifunctional architectural treat

0:15:27 > 0:15:31# A huge amount of floor space

0:15:31 > 0:15:34# And a theatre with 4,000 seats

0:15:35 > 0:15:38# Ooh

0:15:38 > 0:15:41# These residential skyscrapers

0:15:42 > 0:15:46# Known as Blok 61 and 2

0:15:46 > 0:15:50# Designed to make the most of their spaces

0:15:50 > 0:15:54# I'd have come up with a more catchy name, though, wouldn't you?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56# Ooh

0:15:57 > 0:15:59- # Brutalism - Functional

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- # Brutalism - Original

0:16:01 > 0:16:03- # Brutalism - Exceptional

0:16:03 > 0:16:05# Brutal

0:16:05 > 0:16:09# Buildings are made of these

0:16:09 > 0:16:12# Concrete, glass, brick and steel

0:16:12 > 0:16:16# Travel the world I think you'll agree

0:16:16 > 0:16:20# Brutalism is the real deal. #

0:16:21 > 0:16:24So what do you think of Poland so far, Dodge?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- HE JITTERS - D-d-d-dragon!

0:16:26 > 0:16:29I hate dragons even more than I hate cats. Almost as much.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31I mean, I really do dislike cats. Grr!

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Yes, say hello to the Wawel Dragon.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38Legend has it that an evil dragon called Smok used to want to

0:16:38 > 0:16:39live in the caves around here.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42It'd fly around and breathe fire on people.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Wah!

0:16:44 > 0:16:45HE COUGHS

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Chris, Chris, you really are breathing something.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50What did you have for lunch, ming pie?

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Polish sausage, actually. Was a tad fruity.- I can taste it.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56But the legend goes that Krakow was named after Krakus,

0:16:56 > 0:16:57the king who defeated that dragon.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Although other legends say that it wasn't the king who defeated

0:17:00 > 0:17:03the dragon but a local shoemaker.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Yeah, yeah, well, whoever did it, Ed, he had it coming.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Whoa, mate, give over. It's only a statue.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Ah!

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Chris!

0:17:14 > 0:17:16It's a good job he didn't come to the Czech Republic

0:17:16 > 0:17:17with me and Victoria.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20This isn't the only town with legends about monsters.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23No, Chris, stop hiding behind that granny!

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Oh!

0:17:25 > 0:17:30# This Gothic city is home to legends miserable and dark

0:17:33 > 0:17:40# If you're brave then I could tell you the legends of Prague

0:17:40 > 0:17:45# I need to know now, know now

0:17:45 > 0:17:48# Can you please tell me so

0:17:48 > 0:17:51# Dark in their manner

0:17:51 > 0:17:55# Then I'll tell you the legend of the Golem

0:17:55 > 0:17:59# In the 16th century a Jewish rabbi

0:17:59 > 0:18:03# Worried no-one would protect his people if he was to die

0:18:03 > 0:18:06# So he made the Golem moulded from clay

0:18:06 > 0:18:08# He said some sacred words it came alive

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- # Pretty scary, eh? - No

0:18:10 > 0:18:14# The most terrifying monster Prague has ever seen

0:18:14 > 0:18:17# Essentially a monster that's made of plasticine

0:18:17 > 0:18:20# The rabbi destroyed his Golem

0:18:20 > 0:18:21# Some say it hath come back

0:18:21 > 0:18:24# Oh, look they've named a cafe after it

0:18:24 > 0:18:26# Fancy a snack?

0:18:26 > 0:18:30# I need to know more, know more

0:18:30 > 0:18:33# Dark tales that give me a fright

0:18:33 > 0:18:36# Tell me another

0:18:36 > 0:18:41# Then I'll tell you the legend of the iron knight

0:18:41 > 0:18:45# The story goes there was an knight whose partner he adored

0:18:45 > 0:18:48# But in a jealous fit of rage he killed her with his sword

0:18:48 > 0:18:50# With her last breath she cursed him

0:18:50 > 0:18:52# To iron he was turned

0:18:52 > 0:18:56# Only once every hundred years to human form he can be returned

0:18:56 > 0:19:01# I need to know more, know more

0:19:01 > 0:19:04# Sad tales I enjoy

0:19:04 > 0:19:07# Tell me another

0:19:07 > 0:19:12# Then I'll tell you the legend of the stone boy

0:19:12 > 0:19:15# There was a young boy on a rooftop

0:19:15 > 0:19:18# Who was pulling a face

0:19:19 > 0:19:23# A priest saw him and then turned him

0:19:23 > 0:19:26- # To stone in his place - Ugh!

0:19:26 > 0:19:31# I need to know more, know more

0:19:31 > 0:19:34# Tell me the saddest of all

0:19:34 > 0:19:38# I need to know more

0:19:38 > 0:19:41# Well, there is one as long as you're sure... #

0:19:41 > 0:19:44I could tell you the legend of the man who made this astronomical clock.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46He was blinded by a masked mob as

0:19:46 > 0:19:49there had been rumours that he was making a clock for another town.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51When he found out why he'd been attacked, he vowed revenge

0:19:51 > 0:19:54and visited the clock and, feeling his creation beneath his fingers,

0:19:54 > 0:19:57he was overwhelmed with sadness and destroyed it.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00At which point, his heart broke and he fell lifeless to the floor.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh, that's really sad. Just the way I like it.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Talking of legends, loads of cool people were born here in Poland.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Like Marie Curie, she was born here in 1867.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Oh, yeah, she was a pioneer in radiation research

0:20:14 > 0:20:18- and the first woman to win the Nobel Prize.- The Nobel Prize?

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Well, maybe she should get a bell,

0:20:19 > 0:20:21then she could win the Got A Bell Prize.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24No, that was named after the Swedish inventor Alfred Nobel.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26It was awarded to people for coming up with brainy stuff.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Well, that rules you out, then, Chris. Ha-ha-ha!

0:20:29 > 0:20:32And Chopin, the famous composer, he was Polish as well.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36That's true, he was the one who came up with erm, erm...

0:20:36 > 0:20:38I think I'm thinking of Justin Bieber.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Right, let's get some lunch. Taxi! - Taxi!- Taxi!- Taxi!- Taxi!

0:20:41 > 0:20:45Didn't have this problem with Michelle at Motorworld in Germany.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46Couldn't move for cars.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Taxi!- Taxi!- Taxi!

0:20:49 > 0:20:52# Lately, Michelle I've been losing sleep

0:20:52 > 0:20:56# Dreaming about the cars that we could see

0:20:56 > 0:21:01# Luckily, Ed, we are in Stuttgart

0:21:01 > 0:21:03# If there's one thing it's got

0:21:03 > 0:21:06# It's plenty of cars

0:21:13 > 0:21:15# This is the home of Mercedes-Benz

0:21:15 > 0:21:17# Interesting fact tell your friends

0:21:17 > 0:21:19# Karl Benz invented the first ever car

0:21:19 > 0:21:22# Only had three wheels did it get very far?

0:21:22 > 0:21:23# It's old, 1886

0:21:23 > 0:21:26# Only car on the road when it showed off its tricks

0:21:26 > 0:21:27# First ever trip was a bit of a joke

0:21:27 > 0:21:30# Four laps of the track stalled twice, then broke

0:21:30 > 0:21:32# I-I-I-I-I-I

0:21:32 > 0:21:34# Just want to take these cars

0:21:34 > 0:21:36# On the autobahn

0:21:37 > 0:21:40# You can drive as fast as you like

0:21:40 > 0:21:42# On ones with no speed limits

0:21:42 > 0:21:44# So no cause for alarm

0:21:45 > 0:21:49# Everything I see just makes me want to drive

0:21:49 > 0:21:53# Germany, home of the motorcar

0:21:53 > 0:21:57# Mercedes-Benz and Porsche here in Stuttgart

0:21:57 > 0:22:01# Volkswagen, Audi, BMW

0:22:01 > 0:22:04# If you're into vehicles it's the place

0:22:04 > 0:22:06# It's the place for you

0:22:12 > 0:22:14# At Motorworld, more cars to see

0:22:14 > 0:22:16# Half a million visitors annually

0:22:16 > 0:22:18# Built on the site of an old airport

0:22:18 > 0:22:20# Now home to all forms of transport

0:22:20 > 0:22:23# Boxes, just to be clear

0:22:23 > 0:22:25# Plastic, cars are displayed in here

0:22:25 > 0:22:26# Yeah, inside made to precision

0:22:26 > 0:22:29# For the best climactic conditions

0:22:29 > 0:22:33# I-I-I-I-I-I just want to take these cars

0:22:33 > 0:22:35# Out on the road

0:22:36 > 0:22:39# But they're all safely locked up

0:22:39 > 0:22:44# Only the owners have the secret code

0:22:44 > 0:22:48# Everything I see just makes me want to drive

0:22:48 > 0:22:52# Germany, home of the motorcar

0:22:52 > 0:22:56# Mercedes-Benz and Porsche here in Stuttgart

0:22:56 > 0:23:00# Volkswagen, Audi, BMW

0:23:00 > 0:23:02# If you're into vehicles it's the place

0:23:02 > 0:23:04# It's the place for you

0:23:04 > 0:23:08# And I'll tell you what, Michelle they've even got a car hotel

0:23:08 > 0:23:10# It's a vehicle lover's dream

0:23:10 > 0:23:12# Some of the bedrooms are themed

0:23:12 > 0:23:14# The beds are made of bits of car

0:23:14 > 0:23:16# Just like sleeping in a garage

0:23:16 > 0:23:18# Look at this one, oh, my gosh

0:23:18 > 0:23:20# You can wake up in a car wash

0:23:20 > 0:23:22# Everything I see

0:23:22 > 0:23:24# Just makes me want to drive

0:23:24 > 0:23:27# Germany, home of the motorcar

0:23:27 > 0:23:31# Mercedes-Benz and Porsche here in Stuttgart

0:23:31 > 0:23:35# Germany with your cars I'm impressed

0:23:35 > 0:23:39# I'll take one for a spin as soon

0:23:39 > 0:23:41# As I've passed my test. #

0:23:43 > 0:23:44Now, I know we had to walk

0:23:44 > 0:23:48but apparently this is one of the best places in Krakow to get lunch.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52- I give you the pierogi shop. - The Ba-bogey shop? Huh?

0:23:52 > 0:23:55No, pierogi. It's one of Poland's national foods.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Yeah, it says here they're kind of like dumplings.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Yeah, a thinly rolled dough filled with potato or meat.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04- Or cheese or fruit.- Oh, nice one, let's get stuck in, then.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08No, sorry, no dogs allowed in this restaurant.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10But, hey, it's OK, you wait out here and we'll text you

0:24:10 > 0:24:13- and tell you what they taste like. - Wait, wait, hang on,

0:24:13 > 0:24:17hang on, what am I going to do while you're stuffing your chops?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Erm... You could find out what Lauren and me got up to in Austria?

0:24:20 > 0:24:24We sang a song about composers that used to hang out in Vienna.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Pierogi time.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29Right, I'll just... I'll just wait here, then.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Wonder if they've got any bin juice round back.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39# Oh, Vienna, what can you show us?

0:24:39 > 0:24:42# Home of the great classical composers

0:24:42 > 0:24:44# Beethoven, Mozart, Strauss and Haydn

0:24:44 > 0:24:46# The body of work is quite surprisin'

0:24:46 > 0:24:49# Oh, Vienna, centre of it all

0:24:49 > 0:24:51# Music fans flock to your concert halls

0:24:51 > 0:24:53# 10,000 punters every night

0:24:53 > 0:24:56# Let's hit the city check the sites

0:24:56 > 0:24:58# Golden hall of the Musikverein

0:24:58 > 0:25:00# Unlike anything you've ever seen

0:25:00 > 0:25:03# The extravagant decor defies belief

0:25:03 > 0:25:05# Even the walls are covered in gold leaf

0:25:05 > 0:25:08# They stage a famous concert every New Year's Day

0:25:08 > 0:25:10# Over 2,000 people watch the orchestra play

0:25:10 > 0:25:12# To book a ticket you need to do it loads in advance

0:25:12 > 0:25:15# So don't just turned up on the off chance

0:25:15 > 0:25:17# Oh, Vienna what can you show us?

0:25:17 > 0:25:20# Home of the great classical composers

0:25:20 > 0:25:22# Taking a tour of the Viennese sites

0:25:22 > 0:25:25- # I'll be Mozart - I'll be Beethoven Wreck the mics

0:25:25 > 0:25:27# Check me out in Beethovenplatz

0:25:27 > 0:25:29# I like seeing myself up there like that

0:25:29 > 0:25:31# Vienna thinks I'm the greatest musician

0:25:31 > 0:25:34# That's why my statue's in such a prominent position

0:25:34 > 0:25:36# I wrote my first symphony by the time I was 30

0:25:36 > 0:25:39# Really? Well done(!) By then I'd done 40

0:25:39 > 0:25:41# I know my way around a base and treble clef

0:25:41 > 0:25:43# Well, when I wrote Ode To Joy I was almost deaf

0:25:43 > 0:25:46# Oh, Vienna, what can you show us?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48# Home of the great classical composers

0:25:48 > 0:25:51# Whose tunes are truly top of the pops?

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- # I'll be Wolfgang - I'll be Ludwig

0:25:53 > 0:25:54# Let the beat drop

0:25:54 > 0:25:56# Well, here's one for starters

0:25:56 > 0:25:58# One of my piano sonatas

0:25:58 > 0:26:00# If you're looking for a favourite

0:26:00 > 0:26:02# The Moonlight Sonata was a real hit

0:26:02 > 0:26:05# Yeah? Yeah, I hear you, bro

0:26:05 > 0:26:07# It ain't a patch on this allegro

0:26:07 > 0:26:09# From Eine Kleine Nachtmusik

0:26:09 > 0:26:12# Got to admit, this is pretty sick

0:26:12 > 0:26:14# The appeal of that to me is fleeting

0:26:14 > 0:26:17# This Fifth Symphony takes a beating

0:26:17 > 0:26:19# For orchestral pomp and power

0:26:19 > 0:26:21# They say it's my finest hour

0:26:21 > 0:26:24# As symphonies go, what is finer

0:26:24 > 0:26:26# Than my 40th in G Minor?

0:26:26 > 0:26:29# I think you know it well, Ludwig

0:26:29 > 0:26:31# They say that it inspired your Fifth

0:26:31 > 0:26:33# Oh, come on, Wolfgang Get real, please

0:26:33 > 0:26:36# It's not a patch on Fur Elise

0:26:36 > 0:26:38# The piano tune everyone can play

0:26:38 > 0:26:40# It's like the Chopsticks of its day

0:26:40 > 0:26:43# You want a tune that tops the lot?

0:26:43 > 0:26:45# Go on, then, Wolfgang what you got?

0:26:45 > 0:26:47# I know this might sound quite bizarre

0:26:47 > 0:26:52# But I wrote Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

0:26:52 > 0:26:53- # Really? - Mm-hmm

0:26:53 > 0:26:55# OK, you got me

0:26:55 > 0:26:58# Oh, Vienna, what can you show us?

0:26:58 > 0:27:00# Home of the great classical composers

0:27:00 > 0:27:02# 200 years on, people still rave

0:27:02 > 0:27:05# Although I ended up in a pauper's grave

0:27:05 > 0:27:07# Wolfgang and Ludwig are where it's at

0:27:07 > 0:27:10# You should check it out our beats were phat. #

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Mate, this pierogi is delicious.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16And, don't worry, we've got you a plate all to yourse... Dodge?

0:27:16 > 0:27:18- Dodge?- Dodge?!

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Don't tell me we've lost him.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23Oh, no. We told The Big Big Cheese we'd look after him.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25What are we going to do?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Will Ed and Chris find Dodge?

0:27:27 > 0:27:31Will they get sniffed out by The Big Big Cheese?

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Do we have to stay like this till the next episode?

0:27:33 > 0:27:35I really wish I'd gone to the toilet.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Find out in the next thrilling

0:27:37 > 0:27:40instalment of All Over The Place - Europe.

0:27:40 > 0:27:41- Not yet.- Sorry.