0:00:02 > 0:00:05Roll up, roll up for the All Over the Place Main Event Spectacular!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Coming up...
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Ed really is a scream.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Naomi won't let things slide.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Ben gets there "joust" in time.
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Chris gives it some welly.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Michelle floats a new idea.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Victoria's in a tight squeeze.
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Susan just rolls with it.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Lauren gets in a flap.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31And Johny tells us what's on his mind.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34HE BURPS
0:00:36 > 0:00:37# All over the place
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# All over the place
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# Me and my mates, all over the place!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:51 > 0:00:52# All over the place
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# All over the place
0:00:56 > 0:00:59# There's stuff to do in Europe that is totally ace
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- # And it turns up - All over the place! #
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Morning, Ed. Oh, your bag's looking a bit full.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Packed too many pairs of pants again, have you?- No.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18As usual, I've only packed one pair of pants.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- I'm trying to find room for Lionel. - Lionel?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24You see, my bag's already full.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Well, move over, Lionel,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28you are going to need to make some space for this.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Just a little something to say thank you for taking me
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- around Europe with you.- A present? I wonder what it could be, Lionel.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37You can't open it yet. You've got to wait till you've got them all.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- All of what?- All of the other presents.- There are more presents?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- I love presents!- Oh, Ed, I wasn't meant to say anything.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47It's supposed to be this massive surprise, and now I've ruined it.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Right, you have to try and act really surprised
0:01:49 > 0:01:52when everyone else gives you their thank-you gifts, OK?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I'm good at acting surprised.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58You're going to have to try harder than that.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01At least as hard as you try when you attempt to beat me
0:02:01 > 0:02:03in those main events.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Oh. I do try really hard at that, don't I?- Yup.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Yeah, just a little bit, Ed, and this year was no different.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Ed went all out to win when he and Naomi went sledging
0:02:16 > 0:02:19at the Mud Olympics in Brunsbuttel, Germany.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Oh, and Ed slides home in first place!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I've won a brown medal!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28HE SHOUTS VICTORIOUSLY
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Then Naomi got her own back in the gruelling fire-fighting
0:02:31 > 0:02:34challenge in Szczecin, Poland,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37when she staggered across the finishing line way ahead of Ed.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Oh, no, no, no!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Naomi and Ed faced each other again
0:02:46 > 0:02:49at the World Wife Carrying Championships
0:02:49 > 0:02:51in Sonkajarvi, Finland,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54and they were the ones getting carried away.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Come on, you can do it!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Come on, must...beat...Ed!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Argh!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Team Naomi are on the home straight!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Across the line!
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Oh!
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Victory!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16So, Naomi was 2-1 up.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Could Ed even the score at the Boat Slide in Arendal, Norway?
0:03:23 > 0:03:27This event is all about which team can race their home-made boat
0:03:27 > 0:03:29down the slide into the water,
0:03:29 > 0:03:33and then make it to the bell in the fastest time possible.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Naomi, you're first up. Are you ready?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41No, I don't want to play any more. Can I go home?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43No, you can't.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47There are 4,000 people waiting for you to take the plunge. Off you go.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54CROWD CHEERS
0:04:02 > 0:04:03BELL RATTLES
0:04:03 > 0:04:09Oh, well done! Naomi reached the bell in 12 seconds, a great time!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Beat that, Ed Petrie. Ha-ha!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13But can he?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16That was a stylish slide by Team Naomi.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19A graceful dive, a speedy swim,
0:04:19 > 0:04:22and there goes the bell.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Over to you, Ed. Come on, give the crowd what they want!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I think the crowd want blood. I feel sick.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Oh, I really don't want to do this. - Well, there's no way out now.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33You've got 12 seconds to beat.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38- ANNOUNCER:- Steady...go!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42CROWD CHEERS
0:04:45 > 0:04:49And Ed makes the bell in just over six seconds - incredible!
0:04:49 > 0:04:53And the crowd go wild for Team Ed!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Oh, we've got to see that again!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Ed's team-mates give him a massive push and he glides
0:05:00 > 0:05:06across the water. A dive for the bell and Ed has nailed it.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Not that you'd know from his celebrations.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19- Oh, hi, Ben.- Hello. - Oh, wearing glasses.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Yeah, I always wear glasses.- You don't have to get competitive, Ben.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Life's not a fashion competition.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Although, if it was, winner right here.- OK, anyway.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I just wanted to pop by and say thank you
0:05:31 > 0:05:36and give you a little something. Are you OK? Did you eat something weird?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39No, no, it's just that I'm really, really surprised.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- My fashion advice was free, by the way.- Oh, OK.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I just really wanted to say thank you for being
0:05:45 > 0:05:47so nice and welcoming me into the All Over The Place family.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Aw! No, thank you. You're a true gentleman.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Never a hair out of place. - Oh, do stop.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- Except maybe at the water jousting. - Yeah, I think that was you, Ed.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ed and Ben's hair would be the least of their worries
0:06:01 > 0:06:04when they faced off in Sete, France.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13Every year, a famous jousting match takes place here, on water.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15The aim of the battle is simple -
0:06:15 > 0:06:18to stand on the raised tail at the back of the rowing boat,
0:06:18 > 0:06:21called a "tan-tan", aim your long lance at the opposing team member,
0:06:21 > 0:06:24hit their wooden shield on the way past
0:06:24 > 0:06:27and knock them off into the River Sete.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31So, will it be Ed or Ben that ends up taking a dip?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33This looks fairly frightening, actually,
0:06:33 > 0:06:35but I know Ed's got nerves of steel.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I'm so scared, I think I might be sick on this boat.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I've never felt so sick from fear in all my life.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Pick it up.- Yeah. Oh, here we go.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Ed and Ben prepare to joust.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49The winner is the last man standing.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52The loser is the one that gets a soaking.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Ben looks nervous. Can he stay focused on victory?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08This is actually happening. This is actually happening.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Really straight. That's a great, yeah.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Ah! Argh!
0:07:25 > 0:07:30Oh-ho! Ben has sent Ed packing with a killer blow.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34As he milks the crowd's applause...
0:07:34 > 0:07:36soggy Ed swims to shore.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Let's see that again.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Ben shows courage and strength
0:07:43 > 0:07:45and sends Ed off for an early bath.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53How are you doing, Ed?
0:07:53 > 0:07:58- Good, Susan. Yeah. Good. You? - I'm good, yeah.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- I'm splendid, actually.- Good.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- So you're good, I'm good, we're both good.- Both good!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05SUSAN GIGGLES
0:08:07 > 0:08:12- Seeing as we're both good... I got you this.- Oh, really?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14You shouldn't have. Amazing. Oh.
0:08:14 > 0:08:19It's Percy the Pecorino. I got him at the cheese rolling event we did.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Right.- It's to thank you for bringing me to Italy, you know,
0:08:22 > 0:08:25and...oh, I got you this as well.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Ah, right, yes.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Don't open it yet, though, OK? Don't open it yet, OK?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33No, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Here's Susan being cheesy.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Susan wasn't the only one being cheesy
0:08:40 > 0:08:43when they both visited Pienza in Italy.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50This is the Cacio al Fuso,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53which takes place every year here in Pienza.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Cacio al Fuso means "cheese to the spindle",
0:08:56 > 0:08:58and that's exactly what you have to do -
0:08:58 > 0:09:01get your cheese closest to the spindle.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Each contestant rolls their wheel of pecorino cheese,
0:09:04 > 0:09:07the speciality cheese of the area,
0:09:07 > 0:09:09and tries to get it into the scoring zone.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11The closer you are to the spindle,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13the more points you get.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Ed and Susan are going head-to-head in a cheese-off.
0:09:17 > 0:09:22They've got three rolls each to see who's the cheesiest of them all.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Ed's first to roll, and it looks like a solid one.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27It's round the spindle.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Will it score?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- No. No score. Hard cheese, Ed.- No.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Susan's gone for the lighter touch.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's turning, it's turning...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Oh, it's not even reached the scoring circle.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Roll number two for Ed.- Oh!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50It's going wide. Same mistake again, Ed.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52You've overcooked your cheese.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55It's even further away than the last one.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00Susan's gone for the gentle approach again, the opposite tactic to Ed.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02It's rolling back.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Nil! Nil! Nil!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06No score again for both of them.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10So it's all down to the final roll.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Someone needs to score a point
0:10:14 > 0:10:17or this is the worst cheese rolling event that's ever happened.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Final cheese. - It's our last throw now.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Here we go.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Oh!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Oh!- No.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Too far again. No.- Oh!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36It's a point! I got a point!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Yes!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Well done, Ed. One point.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45The pressure's on Susan now.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47It's all down to this final throw.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51I have got one point.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52BELLS TOLL
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Oh, the bell's tolling. - The bells toll.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59The roll is faster this time.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Oh, it's gone wide.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Oh, Susan, you know what that means.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Ed is the winner.- Yes!
0:11:09 > 0:11:10One point!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Hiya, Ed. Oh, you look very relaxed today.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23I am, Victoria. Just sipping my juice through a twirly straw
0:11:23 > 0:11:24and watching the world go by.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Oh. Seen anything interesting?
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Oh, the usual stuff.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Families enjoying themselves, couples holding hands,
0:11:32 > 0:11:33aliens landing in flying saucers
0:11:33 > 0:11:36and doing some break dancing before taking over the world.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- What?- Sorry, that last one was me daydreaming.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39VICTORIA LAUGHS
0:11:39 > 0:11:44Anyway, forget that, cos I've got something even more amazing for you.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Oh, what could that be?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48It's a present to say thanks for having us
0:11:48 > 0:11:50on your trip around Europe.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Oh... I mean, oh! Lovely, thank you.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Just don't open it yet, OK?
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Well, I'm sure whatever this is, it'll remind me
0:11:59 > 0:12:01of our trip to the town of records for our main event.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03And the break dancing aliens, Ed.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Don't forget the break dancing aliens.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11There were no dancing aliens when Ed and Vic visited Pelhrimov
0:12:11 > 0:12:12in the Czech Republic,
0:12:12 > 0:12:14just records to be broken.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Every June, Pelhrimov becomes the town of records.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23That's because over 30 are attempted here and every one that's
0:12:23 > 0:12:28successful makes its way into the famous Czech Book Of Records.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Ed and Vic are going to try and become
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Czech record breakers themselves. How?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36By attempting to squeeze as many people as possible
0:12:36 > 0:12:38into their car, obviously.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41This has never been tried here before so, no matter what
0:12:41 > 0:12:46happens, the winner will make it into that Czech Book Of Records.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51While Vic's team crams in some last-minute tactics chat,
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Ed is out of the way, so he doesn't know what he's got to beat.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Three, two, one, go!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Biggest ones in first.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Right. OK. Big ones, big ones.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Right, squash in.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Come on, guys. We can do it.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Let's see, who's next, who's next?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Right. Are you OK?
0:13:14 > 0:13:15MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Another one. Right. That's everyone.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I'm going in. OK. I'm going in.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Aargh!
0:13:27 > 0:13:28HORN BEEPS
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Well done, Vic. That was a bit of a squish and a squeeze
0:13:32 > 0:13:35but you managed to get 12 people into that wee car.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39But can Team Ed cram in one more Czech mate than Vic?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Go. Right, boys on the floor.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Boys on the floor. On the floor.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50I want small people. Small, small. Good. Get in there.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Oh, I've got to get the door shut, haven't I?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Oh!
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Yeah!
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Oh, surely we must have done it. We must have done it.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Well done, guys.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11OK, out you get.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15But has Ed managed to squeeze in more people than Vic's 12?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19MAN SPEAKS CZECH
0:14:19 > 0:14:20CHEERING
0:14:20 > 0:14:2413! 13! Yeah!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30By one person, Vic! One person. Check me out!
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Hi, Ed. Oh, what's that awful smell?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Probably that horse.- Anyway, just thought I'd get you a little
0:14:42 > 0:14:45surprise, because I wanted to thank you for all the amazing adventures
0:14:45 > 0:14:48we've had together in Europe, so I got you a little present.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Oh, thanks, Johny. - That's all right.- That's so kind.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Open it, open it, open it. - Oh. It's another box.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Yeah, cos what I thought is,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58what is better than a present within another present?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- I thought, "Johny, that is absolute genius."- Oh, it's another box.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Yeah, it's another box. So you've got a present within
0:15:05 > 0:15:08a present within another present. It's brilliant.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10You watch some of Johny's best bits
0:15:10 > 0:15:12while I try and get excited about this.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Ed and Johny both tried to chomp their way to victory
0:15:14 > 0:15:17in Turacka, Slovakia.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20The teams had to make and eat some potato dumplings,
0:15:20 > 0:15:22known here as haluski dumplings,
0:15:22 > 0:15:25in the speediest time possible.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Team Johny cleaned up... - I can't eat all this.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- ..and cleared their plates in the process.- Whoo!
0:15:32 > 0:15:33So could Ed get his own back
0:15:33 > 0:15:36when he and Johny dropped by Srem in Serbia?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Every year since 2010, the town of Srem has held
0:15:42 > 0:15:47its Shepherds' Lunch to celebrate rural farming and Serbian culture.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50But Ed and Johny aren't here to munch, they're here to take part in
0:15:50 > 0:15:55seven different events, all at least a little bit connected with farming.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59In the first two events, Ed takes an early lead, beating
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Johny in both the shepherd's long jump and the rock throw.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Yes!
0:16:04 > 0:16:08But Johny storms back into the contest by winning the next
0:16:08 > 0:16:11two events, the corn husking and the shepherd's rod pull.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Whoa!- Yeah!
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Ed goes 3-2 up, winning the pumpkin dash, and then Johny draws level
0:16:17 > 0:16:21with an event that looks more like a rest break -
0:16:21 > 0:16:23drinking juice through a straw.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25JOHNY BELCHES
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Manners, Johny!
0:16:27 > 0:16:32So it all comes down to the final event, the Srem wool sack race.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35They have to carry a heavy sack across this bridge
0:16:35 > 0:16:37over the river and the fastest will win the day.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Three, two, one, wool sack!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Ed starts off slow and steady.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48He doesn't want to fall in.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52But he's picking up a bit of speed.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58A clamber up, a run for home and,
0:16:58 > 0:17:01yes, Ed is across the finish line.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03I was really hoping he'd fall in.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05That didn't feel very good.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Ed pranced across the pontoon
0:17:08 > 0:17:09in 16.09 seconds.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Will Johny risk everything for the victory?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14It's very, very slippy, Johny,
0:17:14 > 0:17:15and very, very dangerous.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Johny's off and, oh, he stumbles straight away.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Steadies himself on the pontoon.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28This one's going to be close.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30He's up the bank.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Running.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Oh, and he's over the line.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38Johny smashes it in 16.01 seconds.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Time to break the good news.
0:17:40 > 0:17:45- I just hope it was enough. - MAN SPEAKS SERBIAN
0:17:45 > 0:17:49I won! Yes! Yes!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I just think that maybe he's won.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Yes!
0:17:57 > 0:18:01I'm currently carrying out a TV presenter satisfaction survey.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02On a scale of one to ten,
0:18:02 > 0:18:04how satisfied are you presenting All Over The Place?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Oh, very satisfied. Ten.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- 11 if I could.- Very good, sir.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12And how satisfied are you with the other presenters on the show?
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Oh... A bit tougher, that one.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16One? Only joking. Ten. Perfect ten.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Good answer, sir. And how satisfied are you with the number of pumpkins
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- featured on the show?- Oh, very.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23There was loads at that pumpkin race in Germany.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Thank you for taking part in our survey, sir.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- I got you a little thank-you gift.- Oh.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29And obviously thank you for letting
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- me race you in those pumpkins, of course.- What a lovely surprise.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Yeah, Ed and Michelle took to the water in a very unusual way
0:18:37 > 0:18:40when they visited Ludwigsburg in Germany.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45This is guaranteed to float your boat.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Ed and Michelle will be racing each other in massive floating pumpkins.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Of course they are.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53These giant pumpkins have their middles scooped out
0:18:53 > 0:18:57and now they're ready for rowing over the 50m course.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59The first one to make it around the edge of the lake,
0:18:59 > 0:19:01reach the finish line and plant their paddle
0:19:01 > 0:19:05on the platform will become Pumpkin King or Queen.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07The time has come.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Yeah!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Team Ed!
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Ed and Michelle are poised in their pumpkins.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Paddles at the ready.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Three, two, one, pumpkin!
0:19:21 > 0:19:22CHEERING
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Oh, no, this thing's hardly moving.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Michelle is struggling to even...
0:19:30 > 0:19:31well, move.
0:19:31 > 0:19:36It's so hard. I can't paddle.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Where's Ackerley? Where is she?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Oh, it's all wet.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Michelle has crashed into the edge.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50That's not going to help her get to the pontoon first.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Oh!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54But luckily for Michelle, Ed's rubbish, too.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00At the halfway mark, I think Michelle's actually catching up.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02No, she's gaining on me.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Michelle is pumping some serious paddle as she picks up the pace.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12It's neck-and-neck with the finish in sight.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Oh, no! Oh, no!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16No! Oh, no!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18It's the home straight.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20And...
0:20:20 > 0:20:22oh, Ed lands the killer blow.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24The pumpkin paddle seals victory for Team Ed.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Let's see that again.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Michelle looked to have it in the bag.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34only for pumpkin pro Petrie's paddle to pip her at the pontoon.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- I've brought you something. - A present?- How did you know?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Just call it intuition. - It's to say...- Thank you?
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Whatever you do...
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Don't open it until I've received... - BOTH: All the other presents.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Oh! Oh, but it's a very uniquely shaped box, though.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Yes, it's not every day you get a present like this.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Yeah, and it's not every day that you dress up as a stork.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02So true, Lauren.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04And you both needed winds to try
0:21:04 > 0:21:08and soar to victory in Velika Polana, Slovenia.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13That's cos the people in this town are stork raving mad.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15In fact, they love storks
0:21:15 > 0:21:19so much that they've created a bonkers event in their honour.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Competitors have to flap their way along this 100m zip line
0:21:23 > 0:21:25to reach a nest at the other side.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28The winner is the bird that's flown the furthest.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32But even with two helpers, that's tougher than it sounds.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Not many make it the whole way across.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Lauren's first to get strapped up.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I'm actually quite nervous.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47It's high. It's high. Ooh!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Don't laugh.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51This doesn't look very good.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52It's loose!
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Don't worry, Lauren, it's been stork flight tested.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Should it be that loose?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Yes. Now, fly like a stork.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Stop laughing!
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Aargh!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06She's off to a good start.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08A nice, straight launch.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Paddle. Paddle.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11She's flapping her wings.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Oh, but it's thrown her off-course.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Oh, no.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Oh...
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Oh, that's close. That's very close.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24This is the worst.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Actually, Lauren, it's not that bad.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28It's a very respectable 60 metres.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Next up, Ed.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35He's taller and heavier than Lauren.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Will that count against him?
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Ed, how are you feeling?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- A bit weird.- You look weird.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I was going to flap but I think I'm going to put my hands to the side.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45- Go!- Aargh!
0:22:45 > 0:22:46And he's off.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50And he's already clocking up some serious air miles.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Keep going, Ed. Come on. Come on.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Ed's doing some last-minute flapping.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I'm not sure that's going to help now.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Oh, I didn't make it to the nest.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04So, has Lauren's serious flapping around on the wire
0:23:04 > 0:23:06given her the edge?
0:23:06 > 0:23:11Or has Ed's straight-as-a-toothpick flight style pushed him in front?
0:23:11 > 0:23:16It's time to find out who's stork and who's dork.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Lauren, you have been really good.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Yeah?- Around 60 metres.- Yeah?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22But unfortunately Ed was better.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- 80 metres.- Yeah!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- So unfair.- I beak you.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29I beak you.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- Ed, so glad you're here. I've got you...- A little something.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Why, thank you. "I just wanted to..."
0:23:40 > 0:23:42That's so kind. "Don't open it."
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Oh, I won't. I wonder what it is. "You'll have to find out."
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Ha-ha-ha!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- Well, I guess it's time for my main event...- Highlights?
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Yes. Yes, it is.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00Ed and Chris really went to the dogs in Krakow, Poland,
0:24:00 > 0:24:03at the dachshund march.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04They each teamed up with a dog
0:24:04 > 0:24:07and took part in three challenges.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- Who could sit best...- Sit!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- ..walk well... - It's a dog on a mission.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13..and be obedient.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15The dog, that was, not Ed and Chris.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17That would never work.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Team Chris barked up the right tree and took the trophy.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23- Come here. Come here.- Oh, what?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28But could Ed get his own back, or would Chris win again
0:24:28 > 0:24:32when things got really strange in Holmavik, Iceland?
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- This is... - BOTH:- The Strangeness Games.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43These extremely odd games take place in the north-west of Iceland
0:24:43 > 0:24:45and Ed and Chris are joining the Holmavik locals
0:24:45 > 0:24:48in three very strange contests.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52First up, the welly throwing,
0:24:52 > 0:24:55and Chris flings himself into an early lead.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56- Oh, no.- Yes!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00But Ed gets all square in the screaming contest,
0:25:00 > 0:25:03with a piercing 17-second shriek.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05ED SCREAMS THEN SQUEAKS
0:25:05 > 0:25:06LAUGHTER
0:25:06 > 0:25:10So it's all to play for going into the final event -
0:25:10 > 0:25:14the totally strange game of nose football.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Yep, it's just a game of football with one important difference,
0:25:17 > 0:25:19this is all you can see.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Let's play the strangest game of football ever.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24KLAXON And the match begins.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27It's kick-off, if anyone can actually kick the ball,
0:25:27 > 0:25:30or indeed find it. Chris, it's behind you.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Let's have it. Oh, no.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Ed, where are you? Oh, come on, Ed. Come on. Oh...
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Where's it gone?
0:25:36 > 0:25:40That's your vision. That. Just a hole. Ridiculous.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Oh, stop complaining and just play football.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Oh, but your team have gone into the lead! It's a 1-0 for Team Ed.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48How we managed to score a goal is beyond me.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Oh, Chris the miss. Come on.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56- Chris ticks the invisible ball again.- No!- Come on.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Oh, and it takes a deflection and it's an own goal,
0:25:58 > 0:26:02an equaliser for Team Chris. 1-1.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04- I could see that coming. - No, you couldn't, Ed.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Anyway, the teams have changed ends
0:26:06 > 0:26:08and it's kick-off for the second half.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Oh, Ed, grow up. Actually, don't - that was pretty funny.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Oh, he misses it. Nobody's doing very well here.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15The ball's moving forward.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Somebody gets a tap on it
0:26:17 > 0:26:18and, oh, it's gone in!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21That's actually 2-1 for Chris's team.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22WHISTLE BLOWS
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Oh, it's the final score. They think it's all over - it is now.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31SHE SPEAKS ICELANDIC
0:26:31 > 0:26:36- ..Chris!- Yes! All right! Nice one. Thanks very much.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Ed, you don't need to wear that any more. Take it off.
0:26:39 > 0:26:44- It's so I don't have to look at your smug face.- Oh. Charming.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45HE MOUTHS
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Well, that's that - our main events for this year.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51I'm exhausted just thinking about them.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54But now I'm back on my space station...
0:26:54 > 0:26:57well, my TV set that looks like a space station,
0:26:57 > 0:26:59I've had time to unwrap all my surprise presents
0:26:59 > 0:27:01and look what I got.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Mugs.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04What's that, Lionel?
0:27:04 > 0:27:07You think I should show them the other surprise? All right, then.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Look at this.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14"We love you, Ed."
0:27:16 > 0:27:17I've just remembered.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Hacker and Dodge gave me another present.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27"We love you, Fred"?
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Who's Fred? I've been made a mug of here.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33BOTH: We love you, Fred Petrie.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Oh, very funny. Oh, well.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Cheers to another series.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41- Merry Christmas.- It's not Christmas.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- Get the teas on, then. - It will be at some point.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48You've been watching All Over The Place Europe!