0:00:02 > 0:00:03Are you ready for Europe's top talent,
0:00:03 > 0:00:05the best in the business?
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- Today, Ed's delivery is a bit cold. - Oh, that is cold!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Michelle's got some bad habits.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Just spit it out, Ben.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Lauren has an idea.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18If you want to make it big in Hollywood, you need a catchphrase.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Hacker and Dodge have got one up their sleeve.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Bread, do you want some bread?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Do you like to bread? Some bread? Bread?
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Vic gets stage fright,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Sam and Mark's acting is a bit robotic.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Say what?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31At least Naomi is always on it.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Can we have looked at the script, please?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# All over the place
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Me and my mates, all over the place!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# All over the place
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# All over the place
0:00:55 > 0:00:58# There's stuff to do in Europe that is totally ace
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- # And it turns up... - # ..all over the place! #
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- So muscular, so ripped. - Thanks, Lauren.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14It's not easy maintaining a physique like this.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- No wonder he is so famous. - Flattery will get you everywhere.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Oh, yeah.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22I suppose I could stop training for a minute to pose for a photograph.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Ed, get out of the way!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27I'm trying to take a picture of action hero Arnold Schwarzenegger.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30You know, The Terminator... "I'll be back."
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Oh. Oh, right.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36You were talking about that other muscular action hero.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Ow!- Oh-ho-ho!
0:01:38 > 0:01:43Quick, Ed, take the weight off your feet or you'll miss out on all this.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47A whole building dedicated to the Hollywood actor,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Arnold Schwarzenegger.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51He lived here as a kid before starring
0:01:51 > 0:01:56in over 40 blockbuster movies and now the locals have turned his home
0:01:56 > 0:02:00into a museum to say congratulations for being, well, Arnie!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07But Arnie hasn't just been an actor all his life.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09To find out more, let's play...
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Was Arnie the governor of California?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Oh, look. Big desk, big chair.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh, and Ed, there's this guy.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- He must have been governor. - BOTH:- Arnie!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Did Arnie play a robot from the future sent back in time to
0:02:35 > 0:02:37change the future?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Well, this isn't Arnie. It's a robot.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- No, but in The Terminator, Arnie actually played a robot.- Oh.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49- BOTH:- Arnie!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Arnie or wasn't he the master of the universe?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Doesn't sound right. I don't think it's an Arnie.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Look, it's not master of the universe, it's Mr Universe,
0:03:07 > 0:03:08three times!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10That's the official title you win
0:03:10 > 0:03:13if you are the best bodybuilder in the world.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14- Check out the trophies.- Wow!
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Arnie's inspired me.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I want to stand around with massive muscles in only my pants.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I want to play the part of a crazy robot.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29And one day I want to be the governor of, I don't know,
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Rustington-on-Sea.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34But if I'm going to achieve all this, I need a fast workout.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Ah, I've got just the thing.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- IMITATES ARNOLD:- Come with me if you want to lift.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Arnie used to go to the gym so much that his dad actually banned him,
0:03:54 > 0:03:57so he built this gym equipment in his own house.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Get pumping!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02HE GRUNTS AND GROANS, CRACKING
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Ah, me back.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10At one time, Arnie's biceps used to be over 55cm.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12That is bigger than my head.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Arnie is well known for his movie catchphrases,
0:04:16 > 0:04:19and if you want to make it big in Hollywood, you need a catchphrase.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24- IMITATES ARNOLD:- I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27I can't see anything with these sunglasses on.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Is this motorcycle even in here? - Ed, you're sat on it.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32And this is just like the one used in Terminator 2.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35This is Arnie's childhood kitchen.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39He knows that when you're exercising you need to eat healthily.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41What are you making there, Arnie?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Pasta la vista, baby.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Nutritious.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49But don't forget to treat yourself once in a while.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Who said you could touch my cookies?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Put the cookie down. Now!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Phew! I think I lost him.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I wonder what robots in the future will be like.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- DOOR CLOSES, TV PLAYS - I'm hom...
0:05:08 > 0:05:12This place is a tip. You are the worst servant droid ever.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14All right, all right, don't get your knickers in a twist.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Well, maybe if you'd iron them like I asked you to they wouldn't be.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'm not just here to make your life easier, you know.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22That's exactly why you are here!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Which is why I've decided to replace you.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Say what?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33I'm Samma 3000, ready for service.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36While I was doing the shopping that you didn't do,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I decided to treat myself to a newer model.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Oh, all right, so what's so good about him?- Increased efficiency.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Better battery life.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47And my processing power equals the world's most powerful
0:05:47 > 0:05:48supercomputer in China.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52A staggering 33.86 petaflops.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53You don't know what that is, do you?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Oh, I know what a petaflop is, mate. It's when...
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Quadrillions of calculations a second, yes.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00What he said.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03So, if you wouldn't mind packing your bags and, erm...
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I can pack for you, if you like.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08You can't talk to me like this.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10My great-great-grandad, the first walking,
0:06:10 > 0:06:13talking robot, Electra, he'd be turning in his grave...
0:06:13 > 0:06:15if they hadn't have melted him.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17You are robots. You haven't got feelings.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19You're glorified coffee machines. Go on, hop it!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Glorified coffee machines?!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I'll have you know that us robots help humans with factory production,
0:06:25 > 0:06:28military services, space exploration...
0:06:28 > 0:06:31And medical procedures, prosthetic limbs,
0:06:31 > 0:06:33underwater exploration,
0:06:33 > 0:06:36working where there is a risk from chemicals, radioactivity
0:06:36 > 0:06:38and even explosives.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Basically, thousands of tasks humans are unwilling
0:06:41 > 0:06:42and incapable of doing.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43High five to that!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48So, maybe YOU should be making US a coffee.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Ey?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Nine sugars for me, please.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55And as you can see, there's a lot of ironing to do. Crack on.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Crack on.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Ed! Ed!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Are you BREADY for our yummy food item?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Why are you in such a hurry?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Well, we KNEAD to get a move on.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24That shop gets really busy. It's world famous, you know.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Actually, I just bought us some lovely custard tarts.- Mm.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Where did I put them?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Uh...
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Oh, there they are. - Come on, Ed, let's get doing.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Looks like someone's got a soggy bottom.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Oh, dear.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Luckily for Victoria, this shop is like The Great Portuguese Bake Off -
0:07:43 > 0:07:44every single day.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47For the past 178 years, here in Belem,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50they've made a type of gooey custard-filled tart called the...
0:07:56 > 0:07:58So, what is so special about these little tarts?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02These are the first pasteis de nata, pasteis de Belem in the world.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06We made the first ones, the other ones are imitations, are just fake.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Do you just eat custard tarts all the time? Every meal, every day?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Every day, yeah.- Really, you have a custard tart every day?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- I would if I worked here. - Definitely.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Do you know what? I've always quite fancied myself
0:08:16 > 0:08:18as a bit a star baker.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Would you show me how to make some of these?- Come on.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I'll stay here. I've got an important job to do.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Europe's tastiest food. France's toughest critic.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30He's better than you! It's...
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- FRENCH ACCENT:- Time is ticking!
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Only one of you will be crowned custard tart MasterChef.
0:08:39 > 0:08:44The time to start baking...is now.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45First up, the pastry.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48What exactly are the ingredients in this?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Oh, I don't know, it's a secret.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52What is the secret?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56No, Ingles nao.
0:08:56 > 0:09:02But I can tell you they have flour, eggs, butter, perhaps salt
0:09:02 > 0:09:04and the secret ingredient, nobody knows.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06You tell me secret-eh.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Sicleta?- Yeah, oui, the secret.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- What's the record, what's the most you have sold in one day?- 55,000.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18Oh. Oh, I forgot, this is a talking competition, yes?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Sicleta?- The secret-eh.
0:09:22 > 0:09:28Ah, yes, yes. Have a nice sit down, read a magazine, do some knitting!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- So, you remember those we made over there?- Yeah.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36They are filled with the custard, you see?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39And then they are going straight to the oven.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41And then it tastes delicious.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Time is ticking!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- So this is them done. They look delicious.- Yes.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- When can we eat them?- Soon enough. They have to cool a bit.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56- Time is up! You have not finished your tarts!- They're finished!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58The tarts are finished? Your time is up.
0:09:58 > 0:10:03Rene must now decide who will be crowned custard tart MasterChef.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04It's all very tense.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Victoria Cook.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Your pastry looks like a child's shoe
0:10:10 > 0:10:12and your custard looks like whale bogey.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17HE GAGS
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Bleurgh!
0:10:19 > 0:10:24I will reserve judgment until I have tested the second tart.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Mrs Pastry Woman.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37I do not like this.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I love it! Tre bien! Tre bien!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Mwah! Mwah! That's incredible!
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Now clean this mess up.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05We've come to Arles in the South of France to once again
0:11:05 > 0:11:08demonstrate our talent as Impressionists.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Or should we say post-Impressionists, because two
0:11:10 > 0:11:13of the greatest artists of all time once graced these streets.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Vincent van Gogh and Paul Gauguin.- Yes.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18And not only were these legends great artists,
0:11:18 > 0:11:20they were also great...
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- BOTH:- Friends.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24FRIENDS-STYLE INTRO MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:27 > 0:11:31# Bonjour, welcome to Arles I am Vincent van Gogh
0:11:32 > 0:11:36# I'm famous for my paintings and chopping my ear off
0:11:37 > 0:11:41# I am Paul Gauguin and I'm an artist too
0:11:42 > 0:11:47# Vincent persuaded me coming here was what I should do
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- BOTH:- # I'll be there in Arles
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# As the sky is bright and clear
0:11:52 > 0:11:56# Because of the mistral
0:11:56 > 0:11:58# It blows throughout the year
0:11:58 > 0:12:01# Such nice weather so I
0:12:01 > 0:12:05# Hang around and paint here
0:12:05 > 0:12:10# And so for nine weeks back in 1888
0:12:10 > 0:12:14# Stayed in the yellow house Oh, we were such great mates
0:12:15 > 0:12:18# I painted scenes you can still see today
0:12:20 > 0:12:23# And I painted a painting of him painting
0:12:23 > 0:12:24# Not bad, eh?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- BOTH:- # Painting here in Arles
0:12:28 > 0:12:31# Cafe Terrace At Night
0:12:31 > 0:12:34# Painting here in Arles
0:12:34 > 0:12:36# By the Rhone Starry Night
0:12:36 > 0:12:38# Painting here in Arles
0:12:38 > 0:12:42# But the end was in sight
0:12:43 > 0:12:48# Things took a turn for the worst Seems that we fell out
0:12:48 > 0:12:53# No-one is really sure what it was all about
0:12:53 > 0:12:56# Whatever happened It caused me to flee
0:12:58 > 0:13:02# And I was left with a self-inflicted injury
0:13:03 > 0:13:06# Painting here in Arles
0:13:06 > 0:13:08# Seemed like a good idea
0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Painting here in Arles
0:13:11 > 0:13:13# Till I cut off my ear
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Painting here in Arles
0:13:16 > 0:13:19# Think I'll get out of here
0:13:21 > 0:13:25# I only sold one painting whilst I was alive
0:13:26 > 0:13:31# Being an artist it was tricky to survive
0:13:31 > 0:13:35# But since my death the prices have gone up a bit
0:13:36 > 0:13:40# Six of them have sold for more than 30 million quid!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Painting here in Arles
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# Down in Provence
0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Painting here in Arles
0:13:49 > 0:13:51# With Van Gogh and Gauguin
0:13:51 > 0:13:54# Painting here in Arles
0:13:54 > 0:13:58# Didn't quite go to plan. #
0:14:13 > 0:14:15You're quiet today, Michelle. Are you all right?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21You've taken a vow of silence? Why?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Oh, cos we're visiting a monastery today.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27You do know a vow of silence is optional, don't you?
0:14:30 > 0:14:31You do know that.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34And you know you're not a monk, so it doesn't apply to you anyway.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Oh, but you're doing it so you don't have to learn your lines.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- HE RAISES VOICE - That's brilliant!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Sh! Oh, sorry. Sorry.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:46 > 0:14:50The Cistercian monks who lived here really did take vows...
0:14:50 > 0:14:52HE WHISPERS ..of silence.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Although if they could talk, they might say...
0:14:56 > 0:14:57HE CLEARS THROAT
0:14:57 > 0:15:00HE IMITATES A MONK This is the Maulbronn Monastery
0:15:00 > 0:15:04and it's over 850 years old.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09It's in really good nick for something built in the 12th century.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13In fact, it's one of the best-kept in the whole of Europe.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17DEEP VOICE FROM ABOVE Ed and Michelle,
0:15:17 > 0:15:20you have 24 seconds to find out as much as you can
0:15:20 > 0:15:23about the Maulbronn Monastery.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28Michelle, you have Barbara, who knows everything about monks.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33Ed, you have Uta, who knows all about the monastery.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Drei, zwei, eins...dalli, dalli!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44How long does it take to be a monk?
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Around two and a half years.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- What's the biggest building? - The church.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49What do monks wear?
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Erm, just habits.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52And what's the smallest building?
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Er, the fountain.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55What colours do the habits need to be?
0:15:55 > 0:15:56White and black.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Is there a gift shop? - Yes, a lot of gift shops.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01And how tall do you have to be to be a monk?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Erm...size doesn't matter.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Ohh, I might buy myself a little, erm...
0:16:05 > 0:16:06- TIMER BUZZES - Oh!
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Argh!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10And the winner is...Michelle.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Yeah! I won the Battle of the Monks.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- I flunked being a monk.- Yep. You're a novice.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Or what they call a trainee monk. - Oh, I never knew that.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22If only there was some way I could find out more
0:16:22 > 0:16:24about being a monk in the Middle Ages.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Hold on a minute, these are the wrong colour.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30The monks here wore white and black robes.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Yes, but it's all I could get next-day delivery.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Get on with it!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:38 > 0:16:40These robes smell nice and fresh. I love being clean.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Being clean is one of my favourite things.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh, don't get too used to it.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- In the Middle Ages, the monks only had a bath twice a year.- What?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50That's nothing. I'm going to stink.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- You stink.- The monks used to put some of these nice-smelling herbs
0:16:54 > 0:16:57up their noses to cover up the smell of other monks.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Or, you could just do this.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02You should have a go.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03You really do stink, you know.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Right, I need to write my All Over The Place blog.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Where can I do that? - Oh, you can do that here.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Monks were famous for their beautiful writing.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15They used goose quill and ink to write
0:17:15 > 0:17:18and it took a novice monk seven days per page.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Here's your quill, there's your parchment,
0:17:20 > 0:17:22you can write your All Over The Place blog with that.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Oh, right. Erm...
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Dear followers, Brother Michelle is being a real know-all
0:17:27 > 0:17:29about how long it takes to write a page in a book.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33I'll come back in a week once you've written your first bit.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34She also smells.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42That's it, Brother Ed. In, over - in, under.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43This is pointless.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Why are we learning how to weave a basket anyway?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I mean, what's the point of a basket nowadays?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Well, in the Middle Ages, Brother Ed, they were really useful.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Babies slept in them.- And?
0:17:52 > 0:17:55And they were used to carry stuff like fruits and vegetables
0:17:55 > 0:17:56- in from the garden.- And?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58And when the vegetables were stored in the kitchen,
0:17:58 > 0:18:01they were stored in the baskets.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03They really did like their vegetables, didn't they?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Well, they had to. They were mostly vegetarian.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Although they did eat fish.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12GREGORIAN CHANTING
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Good evening, sir.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- HE SHOUTS - You all right, cockers!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Welcome to the monastery.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Voila. Our 'bark' to basics menu, sir.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Thanks.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Hang on...there's nothing on this. - Yeah, I know.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Eh, you've heard of fast food, right?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37This is fasting food. Do you get it?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40No. Seriously, I'm really very hungry, please.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Well, I guess we could do you some bread.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45We've got bread, do you want some bread? Do you like bread?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Some bread? Bread? - Is it nice bread?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- Coarse.- Oh, all right, then.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53No, it's coarse - as in, rougher than me bum.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Get that down you. Cheers, cocker.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Oh.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59LOUD CRUNCH
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Ah!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Ah! Look, look.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Oh, it went everywhere that. What were you going to say?
0:19:05 > 0:19:06I can't eat this.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- There must be something else I'm allowed to eat.- Stewed eels.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- I'd rather have a steak.- Frog, sir.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I'd definitely rather have a steak.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17It's a monastery, you ain't going to get a steak.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20That's way 'nuff luxuriousness-ness.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Please, a nice big juicy steak.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Hey, don't touch him!
0:19:24 > 0:19:30All right, seeing as it's a Friday, we can do a nice bit of fish.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- What sort of fish? - A steaky sort of fish.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Oh, sounds yummy.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I'll just get it.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37He's just getting it.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Oh, yes.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Um, nice fish.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- You'd never know it was beaver, would you?- You wouldn't, no.- Ooh!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54How is a beaver a fish?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56It can swim, it lives in water, it's wet - it's a fish.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Yeah, like a goose or a puffin.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- They're not fish.- They are if you're a monk who can only eat fish.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Look, if you don't want it, I'll have it.- Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07OK...beaver it is then.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Would sir like a little wine to go with it?
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Oh, thanks.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18HE CLEARS THROAT AND WHINES
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Do you get it? It's a good joke, isn't it? He's whining. Do you see?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35This is Marrying Mum And Dad.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Where you get to organise your parents' wedding.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40You're in control, you can do whatever you want.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Hang on, Ed, I thought this was All Over The Place,
0:20:42 > 0:20:44not the other amazing CBBC show that we present?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Oh, yeah.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I'm sure the script says something about marrying mum and dad.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50I thought so too. Can we have a look at a script please?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Oh.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Oh, yeah. It's that bit there.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55"Voiceover man says,
0:20:55 > 0:20:58'Ed and Naomi will be taking part in Carrying Mum and Dad."
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Oh, carrying.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Oh, not marrying.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Oh, that'll explain why we're slung over the backs of these two blokes.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Yeah. I did wonder.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Oi, you two! Stop reading my lines!
0:21:10 > 0:21:13You are here to take part in Carrying Mum and Dad.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17That's cos we're at the World Wife Carrying Championships.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Couples have been making a splash here for the last 20 years
0:21:22 > 0:21:25and people come from all over the world to have a go.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28You don't need to be married, or even actually a couple, to take part.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32You just need to be bonkers enough to want to do it.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Talking of which, where did Ed and Naomi get to?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Oh, no. Don't run in there.- They're going straight into that water?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Ah!- Her head's gone under the water!
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Her face is in the water.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48HE LAUGHS
0:21:48 > 0:21:50It's not like you two to be speechless.
0:21:50 > 0:21:55Couples must race round the 253.5m obstacle course.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03First up, you have to go through a chest-deep pool of water.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Ohh! That looks like fun!
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Next, you sprint to a log hurdle then sprint on to a second log hurdle
0:22:09 > 0:22:12and then one more sprint to the finish line.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Just don't try carrying your sister, mum, wife
0:22:15 > 0:22:17or indeed anyone else like this,
0:22:17 > 0:22:21or you could really hurt your back, your head, your knee, your elbows...
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- I couldn't carry my shopping around that course.- No way.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- We must be being carried.- I hope so.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Well, it's Carrying Mum and Dad, isn't it? So...
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Yeah. Maybe your mum and I'm dad.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- But then who's doing the carrying? - Oh!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Luckily for you two, you are being carried.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39You're even being carried by two world champions.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44They're one half of the winning line-up
0:22:44 > 0:22:46in the team wife carrying competition,
0:22:46 > 0:22:48so you're in safe hands.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50They're going to carry you in our special
0:22:50 > 0:22:54All Over The Place Carrying Mum and Dad race.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I hope they've still got enough energy to carry you
0:22:56 > 0:22:59after already running the course.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- I think Mika's got enough energy all right.- Yeah.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I'm a bit worried about this water obstacle.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Have you got any survival tips?
0:23:06 > 0:23:07TRANSLATION: Yeah, just hold your breath
0:23:07 > 0:23:09and try to keep your head above water.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- That sounds like good advice, doesn't it?- Hm.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13And is this the best way to be carried?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Well, I can show you some other styles of carrying.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- OK.- Wait for me.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27There are different ways you might be carried during the race.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33It's traditional and keeps that head way out of the water.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39The Estonian means you get dangled upside down
0:23:39 > 0:23:41on the back of the carrier.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43You better hope they've not had beans for lunch.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:23:47 > 0:23:50For that sideways point of view on the race.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52And of course, you can always freestyle
0:23:52 > 0:23:55and create a new style of your own.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Maybe best stick to one of the others, though.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03I'm sort of...thinking I'm going to wimp out and go piggyback.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05What about you?
0:24:06 > 0:24:10I want to do the Estonian but I'm really scared.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I've got that standard main event feeling of,
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I just want to be sick and not do it.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17I've felt that feeling many, many times on this show.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20And it never fails to make me happy, Ed.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Maybe a walk will help ease your anxieties.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24I'm going to see how cold it is.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28What we're letting ourselves in for.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Oh, you're joking! That's freezing!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- What do you do?- You should know how to swim,
0:24:32 > 0:24:33it would be a good thing
0:24:33 > 0:24:37but I think there are some people who can actually revive you
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- from that, if you...- Oh. - I feel much better now.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- How do you handle the water? Do you just hold your breath?- Yes.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45- For as long as you can?- Like...
0:24:45 > 0:24:48And then I push myself up.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50You push yourself up on his back?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Ah, my back!- They're going to have their work cut out.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- Someone's got to carry you.- I know.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58I tell you what, that'll be quite refreshing actually,
0:24:58 > 0:25:00cos I'm normally the one that carries you,
0:25:00 > 0:25:01so it'll make a nice change.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Oh, I've been burnt. Someone call a doctor.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Oh, you have been burnt. That was a sore one!
0:25:08 > 0:25:12And I'm sure the race won't hurt as much as that...or will it?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Remember, Ed and Joni and Naomi and Mika
0:25:17 > 0:25:19have to race through one water obstacle
0:25:19 > 0:25:24and over two logs to complete this 253.5m course
0:25:24 > 0:25:26in the fastest time possible.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Let's hope they don't take a tumble.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35- Don't drop me.- No, I don't.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY - I can't speak, I'm too scared.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Oh, I hate this show sometimes. - SHE LAUGHS
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Good luck.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Oh, no! I'm so scared!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Well, there's no 'backing' out now.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Three, two, one... Go!
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Ah!
0:25:56 > 0:26:00And they're off. Mika and Joni are heading towards the first obstacle.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03It's time to get wet! Heads up, Naomi! Heads up!
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Oh, that's cold!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Oh, it's all gone up my nose. Ah!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Ed and Joni are slightly in the lead as they exit the water.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17You're doing really well. You're Superman. You are.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19You're Superman.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23And both teams are flying towards the second obstacle.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25We can take them at the log.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Oh, oh, and Naomi edges in front.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Can Team Ed pull them back?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Yeah, Joni, you're doing really well!
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Get them, go get them! For Finland!
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Oh, Naomi and Mika are in the lead after the first log.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40It's looking good for them.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42You're doing really well, I'm so heavy.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Remember, I'm loads heavier than her.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- You're doing really well here. - But Team Ed are hot on their heels
0:26:47 > 0:26:48as they go round the bend.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51It's usually me Ed drives round the bend.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Come on, Joni. Go, Joni!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Team Naomi coming up fast on log number two.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Can Team Ed catch them?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Come on, Mika! You can do it! Come on.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Must...beat...Ed.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Ah!
0:27:05 > 0:27:10Team Naomi are on the home straight and across the line. It's victory!
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Oh!
0:27:12 > 0:27:16But what an effort by Joni and Ed. Great work by both teams.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Oh, wow, you're amazing!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22You're 100 times the man I'll ever be.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Wow!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27TRANSLATION: And the winner is...Naomi!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Yes! Thank you very much.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31In your face. Won a main event against Ed Petrie.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34It feels so good! Yeah!
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- I think she's got a bit carried away.- Woohoo!
0:27:39 > 0:27:43You've been watching All Over The Place Europe.
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