0:00:02 > 0:00:05Ready, set, go, for the strangest sprint around Europe.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Ed wins the gold medal for tricky tongue twisters.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10I think it went welly, welly well.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Susan is runner-up in the funny gag contest.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- Naomi's in a bit of a sugar rush.- Argh!
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Barney fixes Ed's brain...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19I thought I should win a prize.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21..but Hacker and Dodge aren't so sure.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Nah, still reckon it's made of fruit.
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Vic salutes the crowd,
0:00:25 > 0:00:29and please be upstanding as Chris sings the AOTP national anthem!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31HE ROARS
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# All over the place
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# All over the place
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Me and my mates, all over the place!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# Whatever we do, is strange but true!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# All over the place
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# All over the place
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# There's stuff to do in Europe that is totally ace
0:00:55 > 0:00:58# And it turns up all over the place! #
0:01:05 > 0:01:07It's supposed to be around here somewhere,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09but it's in a secret bunker, so how are we supposed...
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Barney, look out!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Thank you, that was a close one. I nearly hurt myself there.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14- That would have been bad. - DOING!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Ow!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Hospital!- Ah, the Hospital In The Rock. You found it.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Come on, loads to see.- No, I think I actually have to go to hospital...
0:01:22 > 0:01:24BIRDS TWEET
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Does anybody else hear birds tweeting?
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Don't worry, I heard those birdies tweeting, too.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Good job you don't really need to go to A & E,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35as this isn't a real hospital any more.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40It's now a wartime museum, complete with waxwork nurses and soldiers.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44It was built underground to protect it from air raids by enemy planes
0:01:44 > 0:01:48during World War II, and a secret nuclear bunker is also
0:01:48 > 0:01:52hidden in amongst the 10km of caves and tunnels.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57That's the same as 5,780 Katy Perrys lying head-to-toe.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Ed and Barney, you have 31 seconds
0:02:01 > 0:02:06to find out as much as you can about the Hospital In The Rock.
0:02:06 > 0:02:11Ed, you've got Fruzsina, who knows all about the hospital.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Barney, you've got Ani, who knows all about the secret bunker.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Kram...ketto...egy...
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Have there always been caves here?- Yes, of course.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- How far underground is it? - 15 metres, we are.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- When was it built? - It was first built in 1944.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- How many doctors and nurses worked here?- Approximately 40.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Why was it a secret?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Er, well, during the time of the Communist Era,
0:02:42 > 0:02:43it was secret from our enemies.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Er, er, if I hurt myself, could I get treated here if I hurt my leg?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Right now?- Yes.- No.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- What's that?- Well, this is for filtering the air,
0:02:51 > 0:02:53so we're in a bunker and this filters the air
0:02:53 > 0:02:55in case of a nuclear attack.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- HORN BLARES - Ugh!- Aw!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00And the person who found out the most facts is...
0:03:02 > 0:03:03..Barney!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Yes! Get in. Right, come on, then, let's talk prizes.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Your prize, Barney,
0:03:07 > 0:03:12is to go on an extreme World War II first aid course.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Oh, wow, that sounds epic!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22You could win this amazing pen in the shape of a syringe,
0:03:22 > 0:03:28your very own gas mask and a ride in a real hospital helicopter,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31but only if you complete the course.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Ed, are you all right?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Over here.- Oh, yeah, hi, how you doing? So, I'm your doctor.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- What are we going to do?- I think you should put some bandages on him.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Dr Harwood, I'm not entirely convinced you know what
0:03:42 > 0:03:45you're doing, cos you've just bandaged my shorts.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46During the Great Siege in 1944,
0:03:46 > 0:03:48the used bandages were cut off the dead people
0:03:48 > 0:03:51and put onto the live people. They just got loads of infections.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54You're...you're lucking out here, and for that I should win a prize.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- You won a syringe pen. - Oh, a syringe pen!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Ed, you are going to love this room. It's full of gadgets and everything.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- What have you done to your hair? - Barney, I'm over here.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Oh, hi, mate.- Will you stop doing that?- They all look like you.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Is this is where the soldiers used
0:04:09 > 0:04:11to get their holiday photos developed?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Actually, Ed, it's not. This is the X-ray room.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16That's an X-ray machine. It hasn't been used since the '60s.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19This is the only place in Budapest in 1944 when you can get an X-ray,
0:04:19 > 0:04:22and the reason for that is because the hospital had its own generators.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Is that all true?- Yeah, well done, Barney.- Prize, please.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- This time, you won a gas mask. - Yes, thank you very much.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Oh, I'm very impressed. Very impressed.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35(She told me all that earlier.)
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Ed, I've had a great time, but I don't really want a cuddle.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Barney, stop it.- Oh, hi, mate. Hey, Fruzsie.- Hi.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Barney, you have been an amazing doctor.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- I'm not sure he has...- Thank you.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Your final prize is a helicopter ride.- That's amazing.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Fruzsie, thank you so much, and thank you for the tour,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- we really enjoyed it. - You're welcome. Bye.- Bye.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55There's a slight flaw. We're still very much underground
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- and in a confined space. - It's going nowhere, is it?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00A bit like my medical career, really.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Hey, Ed, mate, listen, thank you, I've had such a great time today.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Why are you wearing pyjamas? - Will you stop doing that?!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- None of these waxworks look like me!- They do!- He does not look...
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Oh, he does look a bit like me, actually.- See? I told you.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Some of them are quite realistic.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Especially those two.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22I mean, I've done Madame Tussauds.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26I was Zayn before he left the group, and now...this.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Doctor number 37 in the Hospital In The Rock.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I thought it was a new musical.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- FOOTSTEPS - Ha-ha.- Oh, shh.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I mean, I'd like to see a real doctor work in these
0:05:37 > 0:05:39appalling conditions.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Hundreds of us crammed down here in these underground bunkers?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Well, that's just how it is, though, isn't it?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46It was designed for 200 patients, but during the
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Great Siege of Budapest in the winter of 1945,
0:05:48 > 0:05:50there were 700 crammed down here.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Bad enough working with Larry here.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Larry!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56You see? Nothing.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Well, he's probably got wax in his ears.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59HE LAUGHS
0:05:59 > 0:06:00PRRRRBBTT!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Ugh!- There you go.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- You might need that, I had beans earlier.- Ugh! Oh!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Right, that's it. I'm phoning my agent!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13You're 15 metres underground you overgrown birthday candle.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15You won't get a signal down here.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17You mean I'm stuck down here for ever...with you?!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Well, unless someone drops a bomb...
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Oh, no, wait a minute, it's a nuclear bunker, isn't it?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Yeah, you're pretty much stuck down here for ever with me.- Aaargh!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Oh, someone's having a meltdown. - FOOTSTEPS
0:06:35 > 0:06:36HE GROWLS
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Can I have some of your ice cream?- How dare you!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51This is not ice cream, this is gelato,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54the Italian Queen of Frozen Desserts.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Right, but...ice cream, can I have some?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Stop saying that.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Gelato is made with more milk than cream.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05It has a richer flavour with a warm body character
0:07:05 > 0:07:09and it's served at least five degrees warmer than mere ice cream.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Can I...or can I not... have some of your ice cream?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17SPLAT!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19There.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22There's your ice cream.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I thought you said it was called gelato!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Slow it.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I think this is probably a Ferris wheel for mice.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48You don't think it's something involved
0:07:48 > 0:07:50in the production of gelato?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Do you think? - How are you doing here?
0:07:52 > 0:07:53- Good.- Very well.- Yes.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58Yes, it's, erm... That's obviously where the gelato would...
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Mix?- Mix, yeah, under there would be all the, er...
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Salt and ice?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Salt and ice and snow. - That's what we thought.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- It's quite an old machine. Yes, it's from the...?- The 19th century.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- 19th century, I thought so. - Absolutely, that's what we thought.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Well, I don't know what this is.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Well, I think it's a weights machine,
0:08:17 > 0:08:18I've seen one down at the gym, Ed.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- It's got to be something to do with making gelato.- You've broken it, Ed!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Look at it!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25You like our cone machine?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- BOTH: Cone machine! - Love it.- Yes.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Cos you'd, er...- Put the...
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- You'd just drop the mix. - The mix, that's right.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35And they would have cooked it for one minute.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Hm, the one-minute process. - Yeah, the one-minute process.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40I think it's an old arcade machine.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Do you think it's something to do with gelato?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44- Oh, I don't know.- Oh!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Yeah, this is our first self-service gelato machine.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Of course it is!- Of course it is.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50From way back in, er...
0:08:50 > 0:08:5219...64.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- Bang on the money. She knows her stuff.- That is true.- Yep.- Yes.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59She sure does know her stuff, because you can get a degree
0:08:59 > 0:09:04in gelatology here, which is teaching people how to make gelato.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Let's play Gelat-ooh! Or Gelat-euw!
0:09:08 > 0:09:13Question one, "gelato" is an Italian word. What does it mean?
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Does it mean A, frozen, B, fish fingers,
0:09:17 > 0:09:21or C, "Can I have a Flake in it?"
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I'm going to go for A, frozen. Yeah.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Correct!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27You won some gelato.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29(It's Parmesan cheese flavour,
0:09:29 > 0:09:31(the stuff you put on your spag bol. Ew.)
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- OK.- There you go, Jane.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37What do you think?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- That's not very nice. - It's Parmesan cheese flavour.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47She thinks it's gelat-euw. It's a personal favourite of mine!
0:09:47 > 0:09:48(It's not.)
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Next question, Marion.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55What was invented in 1903
0:09:55 > 0:09:59and made it easier for people to eat gelato in the street?
0:09:59 > 0:10:05Was it A, the vacuum cleaner, B, the submarine, or C, the cone?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07C, the cone.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- She's only gone and got it right. - Yes! Ha-ha!- You've won some gelato!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14(It's tomato flavour.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17(Tom-ay-to, tom-ah-to, it still shouldn't be a gelato.)
0:10:17 > 0:10:20There you go. Get your lips around that.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Oh, do you know, I quite like that one, actually. It's very nice.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- I like that one.- Oh... It's, it's tomato flavour.- Ooh!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It's, it's a personal favourite of mine.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Final question, everything to play for.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Three traditional Italian flavours of gelato
0:10:38 > 0:10:41are lemon, pistachio, and stracciatella,
0:10:41 > 0:10:43but what is stracciatella?
0:10:43 > 0:10:48Is it A, lemon, B, pistachio, or C, chocolate chip?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51I'm going to say chocolate chip.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54It's correct! And you've won...a car!
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Aargh! Ha-ha!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Oh, no, sorry, no, you've won some more gelato.- Oh.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02(I wouldn't try this fishy feast if you paid me.)
0:11:02 > 0:11:04There you go, Barbara.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- It looks lovely.- Enjoy.- OK.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10What do you think of that?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- I think it's my favourite. - It's anchovy flavour!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Goodbye!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30MUSIC: MOCK "UPTOWN FUNK"
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Whooaa!
0:11:36 > 0:11:40# These trams are ice cool cos like us, they're old-school
0:11:40 > 0:11:44# Been travelling around Lisbon since 1914
0:11:44 > 0:11:49# They start in the outskirts that take you into the city
0:11:49 > 0:11:53# Looking good, made of yellow wood, they sure do look real pretty
0:11:53 > 0:11:55# Check this nice tram
0:11:55 > 0:11:57# They're known as electricos
0:11:57 > 0:11:59# Check this nice tram
0:11:59 > 0:12:01# They run at 15-minute intervals
0:12:01 > 0:12:03# Check this nice tram
0:12:03 > 0:12:05# Up and down these cobbled streets
0:12:05 > 0:12:07# Check this nice tram
0:12:07 > 0:12:10# The views, a real tourist treat
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- # Tell you what we're going to do, yeah!- Oh!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- # Buy a ticket just for two, yeah!- Oh!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16# Cos uptown trains don't do it for me
0:12:16 > 0:12:18# A downtown bus don't do it for me
0:12:18 > 0:12:20# For a funky ride, just step inside
0:12:20 > 0:12:22# Don't believe me? Hop on!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23# Come on!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26# Tram 28 is the one
0:12:28 > 0:12:31# Don't believe me? Hop on!
0:12:31 > 0:12:32# Stops...there's 38
0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Hop on and off, it's a circular route
0:12:35 > 0:12:36# See the houses on Graca hill
0:12:36 > 0:12:38# And the Tagus River to boot
0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Right past Sao Bento Palace
0:12:41 > 0:12:43# Stop at Cafe 28
0:12:43 > 0:12:45# Take a peek at the 25th April bridge
0:12:45 > 0:12:47# Twinned to San Francisco's Golden Gate
0:12:47 > 0:12:49# Check this nice tram
0:12:49 > 0:12:51# They all run on electric power
0:12:51 > 0:12:53# Check this nice tram
0:12:53 > 0:12:55# Top speed's 50km an hour
0:12:55 > 0:12:57# Check this nice tram
0:12:57 > 0:13:00# They run from early in the morning till late
0:13:00 > 0:13:01# Check this nice tram
0:13:01 > 0:13:04# Official capacity is 58
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- # I'll tell you what we're going to do, yeah!- Oh!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- # Buy a ticket just for two, yeah!- Oh!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10# Cos uptown trains don't do it for me
0:13:10 > 0:13:12# A downtown bus don't do it for me
0:13:12 > 0:13:14# For a funky ride, just step inside
0:13:14 > 0:13:16# Don't believe me? Hop on!
0:13:16 > 0:13:17# Come on!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# Tram 28 is the one
0:13:23 > 0:13:25# Don't believe me? Hop on
0:13:25 > 0:13:27# Come on, jump on it
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Six euros a ticket, you've got it
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Come on, jump on it
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- # Did you bring some cash? - Oh, I forgot it
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# Before we get thrown off, let me tell you all a little something
0:13:37 > 0:13:41# Lisbon's funky tram Lisbon's funky tram
0:13:41 > 0:13:45# Lisbon's funky tram Lisbon's funky tram
0:13:45 > 0:13:50# I said Lisbon's funky tram Lisbon's funky tram
0:13:50 > 0:13:54# Lisbon's funky tram Tram 28 is the one
0:13:54 > 0:13:58# Lisbon's funky tram Lisbon's funky tram
0:13:58 > 0:14:02# Lisbon's funky tram Tram 28 is the one
0:14:02 > 0:14:04# Tram 28 is the one
0:14:04 > 0:14:07# Tram 28 is the one
0:14:07 > 0:14:08# Shame they won't let us on. #
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Poland!
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Torun!
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Gingerbread face, I'll eat that first.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Oh, dear, she always gets like this when her blood sugar's low.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Your gingerbread tie, mmm, so delicious.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I haven't seen her this bad before.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Gingerbread body, so much to eat.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Oi, I'm talking to you.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Ginger-snap out of it!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Run, run as fast as you can.- What?
0:14:43 > 0:14:47No, I'm not a gingerbread man. I'm not a gingerbread man!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50You can run, but you can't hide.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Quick, Ed. Here's somewhere to throw her off the scent.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58A museum stacked with gingerbread and it's full of everything
0:14:58 > 0:15:02you need to know about the history of this delicious biscuit.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05There are amazingly lifelike waxworks...
0:15:05 > 0:15:07and this one.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12You can also live the dream and become a gingerbread baker.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Well, virtually.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17They were even ginger-mad in medieval times,
0:15:17 > 0:15:21when ladies would munch a gingerbread man to improve their chances
0:15:21 > 0:15:23of getting a husband.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Want to find out more? Anna is the gingerbread head for you.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35What's the most popular gingerbread shape in Torun?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37It's not actually a gingerbread man.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41It's Katarzynka, Catherine, a small cloud made of six circles.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45So, I'm safe now, Naomi, you're not going to eat me. Eat that instead.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Torun is twinned with Swindon in England.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Twinning is when two towns team up to become friends
0:15:52 > 0:15:53and sell each other stuff.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57And Swindon is where Billie Piper from Doctor Who is from.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Well, that's not a gingerbread fact.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02No. I don't know why I mentioned it, really.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07All the gingerbread is made from flour, honey and spices.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Those ingredients don't sound too complicated.- Exactly.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12How hard can it be to make gingerbread?
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Now, Ed and Naomi make something.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22Today, we're going to be making gingerbread shapes. Why?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Because making gingerbread shapes is so easy.- So easy.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29I'm going to show you how to make a Katarzyn...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Tarazynka...
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- What is it?- Kaz...kat...
0:16:35 > 0:16:38I'm going to show you how to make a Catherine cake.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- I'm going to make a horse and carriage.- That does look easy.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45It's so easy. First of all, just get some gingerbread dough.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Put some flour on it. - Not too much.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- Just a little. - Just a little bit of flour.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- This is nice. - What is it?- I don't know.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58It's got sort of a gingery smell.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03Right, so then you just press that gingerbread into your mould.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Onto the next stage. Now, we need a knife!
0:17:10 > 0:17:14The best thing about this is you don't even need a knife.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Just use your fingers or your nails to scrape off the excess.
0:17:20 > 0:17:25- I really can't get enough of this strange, sweet...bread.- Is it nice?
0:17:25 > 0:17:29It's sort of a bready taste.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34It's like a sweet, gingery bread. What is it?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Mine's coming along really well. It's so easy.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40I'm just going to tip out my gingerbread.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46It's so EASY.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- Oh, look, Billie Piper!- Oh, yes!
0:17:50 > 0:17:55Welcome back, viewers. And look, two perfect gingerbread designs.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- And it was so easy.- So easy!
0:17:57 > 0:18:00And so tasty. In fact, I could eat a house.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Eating a house is so easy.- So easy!
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Once upon a time, two children called Hansel and Gretel
0:18:08 > 0:18:13were lost in the pot plants - sorry, woods -
0:18:13 > 0:18:17when they came across an evil old lady/witch.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Here, Missus, got any grub?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21My tum's growling.
0:18:21 > 0:18:26And in luck you be, for my house is made entirely of gingerbread.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28It's not your gherkin though, is it,
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- London's premier vegetable office space.- I like a good gherkin.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Come on, let's go and get one. - Wait, wait, wait.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38You can't eat the gherkin. It's not even called that.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Its official name is 30 St Mary's Axe!
0:18:42 > 0:18:46But here you can eat this tasty chair.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Yummy, yummy, yummy.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52What? That chair that's had your witchy old bottom on it all day?
0:18:52 > 0:18:56No, thanks. I know where we will get fed, New York!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59They call it the Big Apple. Come on. Juicy!
0:18:59 > 0:19:03No, no, it's nicknamed the Big Apple because of horse racing.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07In the 1920s, New York had the biggest prizes for horse racing.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11"Oh, the Big Apples," people used to say. Hence, the Big Apple.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- Nah, still reckon it's made of fruit.- Yeah, come on.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20Wait, wait. Stay here and you can eat my delicious television,
0:19:20 > 0:19:22made of pork pies.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26At last, we can watch CBBC in pie-definition!
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- Oh, give us some, I need it. - No, no! Gretel, no!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Don't be fooled by this meaty wonder, instead,
0:19:32 > 0:19:36let us travel to Hamburg, it's like an iceberg, but made of ham.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- That sounds good.- No, it isn't!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Hamburg's a city in Germany.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44It was run by the upper classes, who used to be known as grand burgers.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- Grand burgers?- I love burgers!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50No, they were people. They were the town's big cheeses.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Cheeseburgers?- Come on, we can call it a day. Yeah, come on.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- # La, la, la. # - We'll get a gherkin on the way.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Will you just come back here so I can eat you?!
0:20:08 > 0:20:12There is a place where, once a year, the strange becomes normal.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Strange is normal.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- In a land still being created by fire...- Fire!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Can't remember the next one.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Ice.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- ..and shaped by ice.- Ice.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31The unusual becomes usual.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34The unusual is unusually usual.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Silence is broken by screaming. - Roar!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Ow(!)- Sorry.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46And there are some very strange things to see.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Probably not as strange as us right now, cos this is weird.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Silence!
0:20:49 > 0:20:51For this is...
0:20:51 > 0:20:53BOTH: The Strangeness Games.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Well, if we are at the strangeness games,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00then you two must be hot favourites to win.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02And these games are very strange indeed.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06For a start, they take place at the local sheep museum,
0:21:06 > 0:21:0812km away from the closest town of Holmavik.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10And every year since 2005,
0:21:10 > 0:21:13most of the town's population of about 375 people
0:21:13 > 0:21:17flock to the sheep museum - see what I did there? -
0:21:17 > 0:21:20to get up to some really strange things.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Today, you two are taking part in three different games -
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Welly throwing, pretty strange.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27A screaming contest, getting stranger.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30And a game of football which doesn't sound strange at all,
0:21:30 > 0:21:34but is very strange indeed, just you wait and see.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38So, let's get straight into strange game number one, welly throwing.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Hold on, Ed, did you not try this
0:21:40 > 0:21:43at the world welly throwing championships in Italy?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Yes! He's done it!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50But the throwing style here is different.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54You have to throw the welly backwards over your head. Ed is first up.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Dealing a champion here, Chris.- We'll see.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58OK, here we go.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03Behold my welly-wanging wonders, Iceland!
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Wahey!
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Oh, that's not bad, actually.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I'm pleased with that, I think it went welly, welly well!
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Hey, I crack the welly jokes around here!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18But, actually, you really did give that some welly, Ed.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Can Chris beat it?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Don't fall backwards, Chris.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Not bad.- That's close, that is close!
0:22:30 > 0:22:35It is really close indeed. Is there even a rubber-soled boot between you?
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Oh, I'm on edge here.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Ed's first throw, 14.10 metres.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Chris's first throw, 14.90 metres.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Come on!
0:22:45 > 0:22:46- Oh, no.- Yes! Yes!
0:22:48 > 0:22:49And Chris storms into the lead
0:22:49 > 0:22:52leaving Ed feeling like a leaky welly.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55But there's plenty of time for him to make a comeback
0:22:55 > 0:22:57in the Screaming Contest!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59You've taken part in this screaming contest.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00BIRD SQUAWKS
0:23:00 > 0:23:04You've taken part in it, as well! How does it work?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- TRANSLATION: - There are three types of screams.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10First, you scream "matur", which means "dinner".
0:23:10 > 0:23:14MAAAATTTTUUUUURRRR!
0:23:14 > 0:23:15A bit like that!
0:23:15 > 0:23:19And then you scream, "Maaaah", like a sheep.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Maaaah? That's a noise they make in Iceland, maaaah?
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Maaaah!
0:23:23 > 0:23:27- Apparently so.- Then you just have to scream as loud as you can.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30OK, chaps, have a quick practice scream.
0:23:30 > 0:23:35AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38That's what's going on in my head all the time when I work with Chris.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41I don't know if I'll ever get that much despair into my scream,
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- but I'll try. - Give it a go.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
0:23:46 > 0:23:49SCREAM ECHOES
0:23:49 > 0:23:51That was a bit loud!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- Pardon?! - MAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Anyway, I hope you've got enough volume left for the actual contest,
0:23:56 > 0:23:57because the locals certainly do.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00PIERCING SCREAM
0:24:01 > 0:24:03AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
0:24:03 > 0:24:08That was loud! But the loudest scream ever recorded was 129 decibels.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11That's even louder than a train horn!
0:24:11 > 0:24:15The judges score each scream on its noisiness, its impact
0:24:15 > 0:24:19and style, so you'd better impress if you want to get a high score.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21PIERCING SCREAM
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Chris is up first.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27MAAAAAAATTUUUURRRR!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29CHEERING
0:24:30 > 0:24:34MAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38CHEERING
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Here goes for the big scream.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Ooh! - LAUGHTER
0:24:47 > 0:24:49The judges seem to like it.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Chris scores 8 each for noisiness, impact and style,
0:24:53 > 0:24:55giving him a total of 24.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Ed, can you do better?
0:24:57 > 0:25:02AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
0:25:02 > 0:25:03LAUGHTER
0:25:03 > 0:25:04CHEERING
0:25:04 > 0:25:07The crowd seem to want their dinner now!
0:25:07 > 0:25:11MMMAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13SCREAM GOES WOBBLY AT END
0:25:13 > 0:25:15LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:25:15 > 0:25:17That fizzle-out was pretty good!
0:25:17 > 0:25:33AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Wow! That was a 17-second scream!
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Best scream of the day.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41And the judges love it.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Ed scores an 8 for noisiness and a 9 each for impact and style.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48That's 26 and evens the score with Chris.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51So, it's all to play for going into the final event,
0:25:51 > 0:25:54the very strange game of Nose Football.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Once again, how is this meant to work?
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Yup, it's just a game of football, with one important difference -
0:26:01 > 0:26:03this is all you can see.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07Let's play the strangest game of football ever!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09KLAXON And the match begins!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11It's kick-off, if anyone can actually kick the ball.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Or indeed find it. Chris, it's behind you.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Ed, where are you? Come on, Ed! Oh...
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Where's it gone?!
0:26:20 > 0:26:24That's your vision! That's the hole! It's ridiculous!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Oh, stop complaining and play football.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Oh! Your team have gone into the lead. It's 1-0 for Team Ed.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32How we managed to score a goal is beyond me.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Oh! Chris the Miss! Come on! Come on!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Oh, and it takes a deflection!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42And it's an own goal, an equaliser for Team Chris.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- 1-1.- I didn't see that coming!
0:26:45 > 0:26:47I know you couldn't, Ed.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50The teams have changed ends and it's kick-off for the second half.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Oh, Ed, grow up! Actually, don't, that was pretty funny.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Oh, he misses it! Nobody is doing very well, here.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57The ball's moving forwards.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Somebody get a tap on it! And it's gone in!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02WHISTLE BLOWS That's actually 2-1 for Chris's team.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03WHISTLE
0:27:03 > 0:27:08Oh, it's the final whistle. They think it's all over and it is now.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Strangest game I've ever played.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- Do you know what the best part is?- What?
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- We won and they're doing penalties anyway!- Yeah, I know!
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- How strange is that?- So weird!
0:27:17 > 0:27:21So, Team Chris wins the strangest game of football ever played 2-1.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23And that can only mean one thing.
0:27:23 > 0:27:28- TRANSLATION:- The winner of the All Over The Place Trophy is...
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Yes!
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Oh, right! Nice one! Thanks very much!
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Well, Ed, you don't need to wear that any more. Take it off.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39- It's so I don't have to look at your smug face.- Oh, charming(!)
0:27:42 > 0:27:46You've been watching All Over The Place: Europe!