Stuffed Dogs, Cave Art and Boat Slides

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Strap yourself in for another romp around Europe with your CBBC mates.

0:00:05 > 0:00:09On today's show, Ed has to spell his own name out loud.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12If something goes wrong, it's going to be really embarrassing.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Victoria is LION around.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Johnny has a bad hair day.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Ben has even more of a bad hair day.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Chris bangs out the tunes.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Naomi has her annual bath.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26And Hacker and Dodge reveal why they'll never work with humans again.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30All they do is lick their own bottoms and leave hair everywhere.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# All over the place

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# All over the place

0:00:37 > 0:00:40# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Me and my mates all over the place

0:00:42 > 0:00:45# It's true what you've heard everything is absurd

0:00:45 > 0:00:47# Whatever we do is strange but true!

0:00:47 > 0:00:50# All over the place

0:00:50 > 0:00:51# All over the place

0:00:53 > 0:00:55# There's stuff to do in Europe to do that is totally ace

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- # And it turns up... - # ..all over the place! #

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Ed, I'm worried about this one. I know nothing about science.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12We are filming at the Garden Of Experiences, which is

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- full of experiments. I mean, what am I going to do?- Tell me about it.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18The director wants us to learn this script about science stuff.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21I mean, Newton's cradle. What is that? Is it a bed? Who is Newton?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Why is he leaving his bed outside?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Maybe if we pull a sickie, we can get away with it.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- They'll never know. - That's a good idea.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- HE COUGHS - Oh, I'm feeling a bit ill.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Oh, I can't be up to much.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Oi, you two! I can hear you.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Your sound waves are being reflected back this way from that dish

0:01:38 > 0:01:40you're standing beside.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43I told you I know nothing about science. Oh!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Oh!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Well, Chris, this is the ideal place to start learning about all

0:01:48 > 0:01:50things scientific.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52It's called the Garden Of Experiences,

0:01:52 > 0:01:57and it's got 62 of these oversized experiments scattered about.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59They are the sort of thing that

0:01:59 > 0:02:03boffins like Professor Brian Cox would love to play with.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11'I'm Professor Brian Cox.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14'And I'm here to show you the wonders

0:02:14 > 0:02:17'of the Garden Of Experiences.'

0:02:17 > 0:02:20I'm the best scientist in the world.

0:02:20 > 0:02:25And I'm the best person in the world to talk to you about everything.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26- HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Who are you?

0:02:26 > 0:02:28This is my show.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33I have millions and billions and trillions of viewers.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Hello, viewers.- Who am I? Kind of a big deal, actually.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39I'm Copernicus, the famous Polish astronomer.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41I'm the one who discovered that the earth rotates around the sun

0:02:41 > 0:02:43and not the other way around.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45And you have the nerve to ask me who I am.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Do you have lovely, lovely teeth?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51I lived in the 16th century, it is a wonder I have any teeth left at all.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57'First up is this amazing, shiny, shapey thing.'

0:02:57 > 0:03:02This is a wind machine for my beautiful hair.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04This is an air cannon.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06It pushes air out of a small hole at the other

0:03:06 > 0:03:09end in the form of a ring - or a Krakow pretzel.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Dolphins use similar rings to communicate underwater.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Like thus.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Oh!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20'Next up, clacking chrome balls.'

0:03:22 > 0:03:26This is a desktop toy for giants.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28It's Newton's cradle.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31These balls are following the law of conservation of energy and momentum.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34However much energy you put into one side, it will be

0:03:34 > 0:03:36matched at the other.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Toys for giants.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43'Finally, sticky uppy slabs.'

0:03:43 > 0:03:48These are shelves for storing things on the ground.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51This is a rock xylophone. It was one of the first musical instruments.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54It makes a different musical sound, depending on where you hit it.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56- Listen, see, that's what it's for! - HE GRUNTS

0:03:56 > 0:03:59I'm only a scientist in my spare time.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01I'm actually a pop star.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04I was running a bakery at the same time

0:04:04 > 0:04:08- I discovered the earth rotates once a day.- I was on Top Of The Pops.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11I painted my own self-portrait! I predicted the future!

0:04:11 > 0:04:15I discover that the earth revolves around the sun once a year!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18I think you'll actually find the earth revolves around me,

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Copernicus.- No, this is ridiculous!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I can't do this, it is a waste of time.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Somebody show me a way back to the past.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25HE WEEPS

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Amazing.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32I like these planets spaced throughout the park. I love planets.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37Moons, asteroids. My favourite asteroid is 3836 Lem.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Oh, I love it. - What?- 3836 Lem.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43It is the asteroid that's named after the same guy this

0:04:43 > 0:04:46garden is named after. Stanislaw Lem.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- He was a sci-fi writer from Poland. - Oh, what did he write?- Sci-fi.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Ten years stuck on a space station.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07I'm so bored!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Hacks, why don't you read a book to take your mind off of it?

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Solaris by Stanislaw Lem. What's that about, then?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17It is about two poor wretches stuck on a space station.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19CRASH

0:05:19 > 0:05:21But then a third character arrives.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22DOOR BELL

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Well, then... Who could that be?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Oh, well. Maybe it is a monkey. - No way!- Yes way.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33One of the first animals in space was a monkey named Albert.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Let's leave him out there, then.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39I don't want some pesky primate pinching my secret stash of bananas.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- You've got a secret stash of bananas?- No, no, no.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Who else could it be?- Mmm Oh!

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Maybe a cat.- Are you pulling my tail?- No, for realsies.

0:05:50 > 0:05:55In 1963, French scientists launched Felix the cat into space.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59And get this, he landed back on Earth by parachute.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Well, I actually speak cat. I'll just check it out.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Meow. - HE HISSES

0:06:06 > 0:06:09No, it is defo-nil a cat.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10DOOR BELL

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Well, if it is not a cat, and it is not a monkey, then... Oh!

0:06:13 > 0:06:17- It must be a dog.- A dog?! Ha!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20A dog in space? Imagine that.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22HE LAUGHS

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- What?- Ah!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Look, the Soviet Union sent at least 12 dogs into space,

0:06:27 > 0:06:30all strays, because they could handle the cold better.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32DOOR BELL RINGS TWICE

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Oh, we don't want a dog!

0:06:34 > 0:06:38All they do is lick their own bottoms and leave hair everywhere.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- DODGER SLURPS - Dodger! Oi!- Huh?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Your breath, sir.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44DOOR BELL

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Look, let's just pretend we are not in.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49We are not in!

0:06:49 > 0:06:50DOOR SLIDES OPEN

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Oh, no, maybe it is going to be some sort of mutant

0:06:52 > 0:06:55cat, dog, monkey alien.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57THEY WHIMPER

0:06:58 > 0:07:03- Anyone order a double pepperoni? - BOTH:- We don't like pepperoni!

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Oh, Dodge, we forgot. The one species that travels everywhere.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Pizza delivery boy. Sorry, mate, try the next galaxy down!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- The one with the porch. - Oh, all right, cheers.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Pfff! You could do with a mint, actually.- How rude.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Ed! What are you doing?- I'm practising dog whispering, Vic.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Dog whaty-ing?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- It is a technique for communicating with dogs.- Ah.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39It is all in the body language.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43You have to keep eye contact without staring.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh! I'll be honest with you, Ed, you're freaking me out!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Shhh! Then I have to maintain a strong stance

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- to show you who is boss.- OK.

0:07:52 > 0:07:57- Then I shall be leader of the pack. - Ah! Right. Are you ready?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04(At least you won't have any trouble getting them to stay.)

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Jan, I hate to break the bad news,

0:08:20 > 0:08:23but I don't think any of these dogs are breathing.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- TRANSLATION:- Yes, you are right, they are dead. They are stuffed.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29The collection was made roughly 70 years ago.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Hey, Jan, I've got some gloves here.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34If we put them on, can we stroke the dog?

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- TRANSLATION:- You can touch them with gloves, but only gently.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41We have 49 of them, and it is the biggest collection in the world.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44It is recorded in the Guinness Book of Records. We are very proud of it.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Ja!

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Why have you got so many dogs?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50The collection was established during the life of the last

0:08:50 > 0:08:52owner of the castle, George Haas.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56He was a great lover of animals, especially dogs.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58And he stuffed his favourite ones.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02I bet no-one would break in here with 200 dogs and a lion.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Sorry, did you say lion?- Yeah.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Baron George Haas lived at Castle Bitov

0:09:08 > 0:09:11from 1921 to 1945,

0:09:11 > 0:09:16where he created one of the biggest private zoos in Europe.

0:09:16 > 0:09:21The public enjoyed his exotic animals, birds and even a lioness.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23George called his lioness Minnie

0:09:23 > 0:09:27and, oddly, let her eat meals at the dinner table.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29He also had over 200 dogs.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32He spoiled them with delicious meals made in a special kitchen

0:09:32 > 0:09:34in the castle.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37He buried many of his beloved animals in special pet cemeteries

0:09:37 > 0:09:39so he could remember them.

0:09:39 > 0:09:45Baron George Haas really was the Dr Doolittle dog whisperer of his day.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50And now we are really going to the dogs.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Welcome to Handle My Hounds!

0:09:52 > 0:09:56You've got to stroke a number of these incredible stuffed dogs

0:09:56 > 0:09:58and tell me the breed. No peeking!

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Now, this is Calisto. What type of breed is that, Victoria?

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Ooh, is he a Burmese mountain dog?

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Oh, incorrect. No, he's a Great Dane.

0:10:10 > 0:10:15One of six Great Danes that once guarded the Castle Bitov.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Great Danes make great guard dogs

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- because they're Danish. - Whoa, really?

0:10:19 > 0:10:22No, it's because they're massive. Idiot.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27This lovable chap's called Bombell.

0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Ooh...- Have a good touch of that.- Is it a...cockerpoo?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35No. I'm afraid it's a trick question.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38No-one knows the breed of this dog.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40That's not very fair.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- Is this fair? - HE GROWLS

0:10:45 > 0:10:48It's a whopper called Barry.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Is it a little Chihuahua?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54No! It's a St Bernard.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Traditionally, they lived in the mountains.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Well, that's it, you've lost. But don't worry.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02You have won a bonus prize.

0:11:02 > 0:11:07- Brilliant!- It's this dog brush, cos your hair is a state.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Goodbye!

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Oh, look at these beautiful, big, brutalist buildings in Belgrade, Ed.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27I love them.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Bit harsh, Johny. Someone lives in one of them.- No, no, brutal.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34It's French. Beton brut, meaning raw concrete.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Oh, right. Very interesting.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Still doesn't explain why we're dressed as 1980s pop stars

0:11:38 > 0:11:40on one of the hottest days of the year.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Yeah. That is pretty brutal.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54# Buildings are made of these

0:11:54 > 0:11:58# Concrete, glass, brick and steel

0:11:58 > 0:12:02# Architectural expertise

0:12:02 > 0:12:03# Brutalism

0:12:03 > 0:12:05# What's the appeal?

0:12:05 > 0:12:09# Repeated modular features

0:12:09 > 0:12:13# Form specific functional zones

0:12:13 > 0:12:17# Distinctly articulated

0:12:17 > 0:12:20# Grouped together in a unified form

0:12:20 > 0:12:24# Oo-oo-oo-ooh!

0:12:24 > 0:12:28# The Western City Gate

0:12:28 > 0:12:32# Welcomes travellers to the city

0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Two connected concrete towers

0:12:35 > 0:12:39# Not what you'd call traditionally pretty

0:12:39 > 0:12:42# Second tallest building in Belgrade

0:12:42 > 0:12:47# Deserted restaurant at the top

0:12:47 > 0:12:50# Imagine eating your sandwich

0:12:50 > 0:12:54# With a 140m drop

0:12:54 > 0:12:58# Oo-oo-oo-ooh!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00# Brutalism! Modular

0:13:00 > 0:13:02# Brutalism! Angular

0:13:02 > 0:13:04# Brutalism! Spectacular

0:13:04 > 0:13:05# Brutal!

0:13:09 > 0:13:13# See the Avala Tower

0:13:13 > 0:13:16# The highest structure in Belgrade

0:13:16 > 0:13:20# Was bombed in the 1990s

0:13:20 > 0:13:24# But in 2010 it was remade

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Or what about the Sava Centar?

0:13:27 > 0:13:31# A multifunctional architectural treat

0:13:31 > 0:13:35# A huge amount of floor space

0:13:35 > 0:13:39# And a theatre with 4,000 seats

0:13:39 > 0:13:43# Oo-oo-oo-ooh!

0:13:43 > 0:13:47# These residential skyscrapers

0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Known as Blocks 61 and 2

0:13:50 > 0:13:54# Designed to make the most of their spaces

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# I'd have come up with a more catchy name though

0:13:57 > 0:13:58# Wouldn't you?

0:13:58 > 0:14:02# Oo-oo-oo-ooh!

0:14:02 > 0:14:03# Brutalism! Functional

0:14:03 > 0:14:05# Brutalism! Original

0:14:05 > 0:14:07# Brutalism! Exceptional

0:14:07 > 0:14:10# Brutal!

0:14:10 > 0:14:13# Buildings are made of these

0:14:13 > 0:14:17# Concrete, glass, brick and steel

0:14:17 > 0:14:20# Travel the world I think you'll agree

0:14:20 > 0:14:24# Brutalism is the real deal. #

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Caveman Ed, what are you drawing there?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Oh, this old thing?

0:14:41 > 0:14:42TRUMPETING

0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Mammoth!- Yes, yes, it is.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48I think I've got the likeness, but I'm having trouble with the emotion.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49They're quite hard to draw

0:14:49 > 0:14:52because they've been extinct in France for, like, 10,000 years.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Woolly mammoth!- Er, well, no.

0:14:54 > 0:14:55Actually this is the non-woolly variety.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- TRUMPETING - Anyone got any peanuts?

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Argh!

0:15:01 > 0:15:02Forget those jokers.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04The real cavemen lived here,

0:15:04 > 0:15:08the Chauvet caves, around 36,000 years ago.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12They decorated their walls with amazing animal art,

0:15:12 > 0:15:15some of the oldest and largest in the world.

0:15:15 > 0:15:16The cave art is so precious,

0:15:16 > 0:15:20the original cave was closed to the public, but instead of forgetting

0:15:20 > 0:15:24all about it, they decided to build an exact copy just up the road.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Handy for cave art lovers across the world.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Ed and Ben, you have 42 seconds to find out

0:15:32 > 0:15:36as much as you can about the Chauvet caves!

0:15:36 > 0:15:40Ed, you have Romain, who knows all about the old caves.

0:15:40 > 0:15:45Ben, you have Sophie, who knows all about the new caves.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Trois, deux, un - allez!

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Sophie, how old is this place? - 36,000 years old.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- But THIS place?- Oh, this place? - Yeah.- Four months.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Where is the old cave?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Well, see just behind the small mountain right here.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Who built it?

0:16:02 > 0:16:06Erm, architects from Fabre et Speller and the region

0:16:06 > 0:16:09and departement decided to build it.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Are the paintings any good?

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Yes. Yes, they are.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Is it exactly the same as the real cave?

0:16:14 > 0:16:18- Yes, exactly.- Wow.- Exactly the same. But a little bit smaller.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20What were they painted with?

0:16:20 > 0:16:25- There is two materials, basically. - What are they? Quickly!

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Charcoal and there is also ochre. - Right.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Why did you build it?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32- To make it accessible for everyone. - BUZZER

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Oh, that's the time! Put it there, Sophie.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36And the winner is...

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- ..Ben!- Yes, come on!

0:16:39 > 0:16:40What?

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Now you can both learn to be proper cavemen.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48- How?- By playing cave bingo, of course.- Ah, ha-ha!

0:16:48 > 0:16:50I love cave bingo, whatever that is.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Last one to finish is a smelly Neanderthal!

0:16:57 > 0:17:01I'll tell you what - this place is perfect for cave bingo.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05The artwork in the original Chauvet caves contains 435 images

0:17:05 > 0:17:09of animals, so you shouldn't have a problem finding a few in here.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Just cross off the ancient animal art as you go.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Rhinos. Loads of rhinos. Look at that!

0:17:14 > 0:17:16There used to be rhinos in France.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Oh, how's about that one, then, Ed? It's an owl!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24- I saw that first.- No, you didn't.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Panther! I found a panther.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Oh, no, that's no panther.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33You're a cheetah. That's just dots on a wall.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34I saw the bear!

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Aurochs.- Aurochs. - I can pronounce it, so I saw it.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45Mammoth! Got a mammoth. That's the last one, mammoth. I got them all!

0:17:45 > 0:17:49- What a mammoth achievement from Ed Petrie here in the caves.- All right.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Tusk you to find it. But don't milk it, Ed.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Well, Ben. Looks like the best caveman won.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Yeah, whatevs, you big show-off.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Anyway, I've just spotted someone who knows more

0:18:00 > 0:18:04about the ancient French cavemen than you could shake a big spear at.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Oh, no. It's not Grisly Boils, is it?

0:18:06 > 0:18:09He's the worst TV survivalist ever.

0:18:09 > 0:18:14Hi, I'm Grisly Boils, the survival expert you call

0:18:14 > 0:18:16when you can't afford Bear Grylls.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20And I'm very close to the Chauvet caves where over 30,000 years ago,

0:18:20 > 0:18:25the Aurignacians - Europe's first modern humans - would take shelter.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Yes, in fact, some of us still do,

0:18:27 > 0:18:29so if you could keep it down.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33I'm trying to watch Keeping Up Avec The Kardashians, mm-hm.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- You're a caveman with a smartphone? - Mais, oui.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Experts believe there are more people dwelling in caves now

0:18:39 > 0:18:41than at any point in history.

0:18:41 > 0:18:4513 million in China alone, so if you could just...

0:18:45 > 0:18:46S'il vous plait.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49The Aurignacians were hunter gatherers and they used spears

0:18:49 > 0:18:54like this to kill horses, bison and even woolly mammoth,

0:18:54 > 0:18:56meaning every day, they had to be brave

0:18:56 > 0:18:59and ingenious to find their food.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03Ah, bonjour. Can I get the 18-inch super-deluxe Hawaiian pizza please?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Ah! Nice selfie stick, bro.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Er, do you do chips? Yes? Extra large. Do you do larger?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Extra extra large.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11That's good. Mm-hm.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14And the Aurignacians were the first known creators

0:19:14 > 0:19:16of musical instruments.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Flutes like this were fashioned from bird bone

0:19:19 > 0:19:22and could be 40,000 years old.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24HE BLOWS AIR

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Old school.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Of course, we've come a long way since then.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31DANCE MUSIC THROUGH HEADPHONES

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Make some noise! Come on! Whoo, whoo, whoo!

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Have we still got that spear?

0:19:37 > 0:19:41But why has man proved so successful in surviving?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Some say it's because he got up off all fours

0:19:43 > 0:19:49so he could see clearly and had two hands free to get creative with.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Urgh...

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Oh, dear.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Well, let me get this straight.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06- We have to get into some fancily dressed-up boats?- I believe so.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09And we slide down a ramp into this harbour?

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Using only the power of gravity.- And then as soon as we're in the water,

0:20:12 > 0:20:14we have to try and find a bell and ring it?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16In a nutshell, yes.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Don't be ridiculous. Like that's a real event!

0:20:19 > 0:20:21What's that over there, then?

0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Oh, it's a ramp that goes into this harbour.- Oh, look!

0:20:24 > 0:20:25And there's a bell.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28We'd better find some boats so we can get a good old soaking!

0:20:30 > 0:20:32I've really got to stop agreeing to come abroad with him.

0:20:32 > 0:20:37Too late, Naomi, because today you're going to be doing this.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42It's the Ta Sjansen, also known as the Take A Chance Boat Slide

0:20:42 > 0:20:47and this is the 17th time it's taken place in the harbour at Arendal.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52The event is named after an old Norwegian TV show,

0:20:52 > 0:20:55which has inspired this craze all over Norway.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Around 4,000 people come to Arendal to watch the teams

0:20:59 > 0:21:02slide down this ramp on a specially built boat.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06Once they're at the bottom, they have to make their way to this bell.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09The winner is the team that rings it in the fastest time.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13If your team isn't the fastest, there are still other prizes to win,

0:21:13 > 0:21:16like the Best In Show award for best-dressed boat.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20So come on, you two! Get yourselves on board a team.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24Excuse me, pirates, could you stop fighting for two seconds?

0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Could I take part in your team, please?- No!- Oh.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32- Is this your boat?- Yeah. - Can I join your team?- No.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36- Are you confident this isn't going to completely tip over?- Ah, no.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38It's a perfect pirate ship. It floats like a dream.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Is this a normal thing to do in Norway of an evening?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Oh, yes. Everybody's a pirate in Norway.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46- We pirate every weekend, mate. - Are you winding me up?

0:21:48 > 0:21:49- Ahoy, there. Is this your boat?- Yes.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Can I join your team?- No.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Excuse me, is this your pizza box boat?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Yes.- Can I join your team? - No, sorry.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Just trying to guess the theme of your boat.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04- Er, is it chocolate bars?- No. - Doughnuts?- No.- Cake?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- No.- What is it?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Ice cream!- Oh! Of course. Can I join your team?- No.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13- Is this your boat?- Yeah.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Have you got space for another one?

0:22:15 > 0:22:18- Maybe.- He said maybe! I don't think he means it.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22- Can I join your team?- Yeah. - I can join your team?

0:22:22 > 0:22:23- Yes.- Oh, brilliant!

0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Awesome. What is the theme of your team?- We are a construction shop.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Oh, and you've got hammers as well. Oh, brilliant.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32- So have you taken part in this before?- Yeah, seven years now.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Have you ever won anything? - Er, yeah, five times.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38You've won five times? Oh, I've lucked out here!

0:22:38 > 0:22:41- You are now part of Team Ed. - Thank you.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Can I hit you with a hammer? - Yeah, sure.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45So that's Ed got a boat.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49Oh, and he's already taking over and doing some DIY to it.

0:22:53 > 0:22:54But where's Naomi?

0:22:54 > 0:22:58She needs a team or she's sunk before this event even starts.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- Well, hello, ladies! You look lovely. Is this your boat?- Yes.

0:23:02 > 0:23:07- Any chance I might be able to join your team?- Yeah, of course.- Yes!

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Well, this is an amazing boat. Why has it got shoeboxes on it?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12It's because we represent a shoe shop.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Oh, OK.

0:23:13 > 0:23:18And it was from 1914 and that's why your costumes are old-fashioned.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Well, we haven't got long, have we, before race time?

0:23:20 > 0:23:23I'd better go and get into costume. See you in a minute.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Looks a bit higher when you get up here. Look down there!

0:23:30 > 0:23:33And that bell's quite far out as well.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35The water's quite cold, apparently. 15 degrees.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Look at all these people. Hello!

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Oh, if something goes wrong, it's going to be really embarrassing.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44I'm going to go down in Norwegian legend.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48THEY ROAR

0:23:48 > 0:23:49Is this safe?

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Team Naomi to win!

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Come on the shoes!

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Oh, confident are we?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Well, let's see if you're still feeling that way

0:23:59 > 0:24:01after you've watched a few boats take the slide.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Flag's gone up...

0:24:06 > 0:24:08I've got a bad feeling about this one.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- SCREAMING - Did you hear them screaming inside?

0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Oh!- Oh, she just shot out of the front.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18- OK.- That was good, actually. The whole thing has sunk now.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Even with a bashed-up boat,

0:24:19 > 0:24:23our cat still made it to the bell in 14 seconds.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26She probably wanted out of that cold water pronto.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28How badly do you now want to go in there right now?

0:24:28 > 0:24:32Because of the cold? Like, 10, 11.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34There's the cold, there's the ramp...

0:24:34 > 0:24:36It really looks like it makes your stomach go.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Everyone screams as they go down.- Yeah.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42Oh, the pirates are having that sinking feeling.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- The pirates didn't do very well, did they?- No, they just sank.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48The pirates paddle in at 22 seconds,

0:24:48 > 0:24:54so, Naomi, you've got to beat our kittycat's 14 seconds to slide ahead.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56No, I don't want to play any more.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Can I go home?

0:24:58 > 0:25:00There's no backing out now, Naomi.

0:25:02 > 0:25:07There's 4,000 people ready to watch you take the plunge.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12SHE SCREAMS

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Well done, Team Naomi!

0:25:26 > 0:25:30They reached the bell in 12 seconds, the best time so far.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Beat that, Ed Petrie. Ha-ha!

0:25:34 > 0:25:37But can he? That was a stylish slide by the shoe shop boat,

0:25:37 > 0:25:40a graceful dive, a speedy swim.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44Team Naomi really put on great shoe... I mean, show.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49And before Team Ed takes to the ramp, other boats hit the water.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53The ice cream team makes the bell in 14 seconds.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57A local hen party does it in 18 seconds.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01And the pizza gets delivered in 13 seconds.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Team Naomi has done brilliantly so far,

0:26:04 > 0:26:07but Team Ed's DIY-themed boat is still to go.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Can he hammer home a victory?

0:26:09 > 0:26:12I think the crowd want blood. I feel sick.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Oh, I really don't want to do this.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25HE SCREAMS

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Just over six seconds! That's incredible!

0:26:34 > 0:26:38And the crowd go wild for Team Ed!

0:26:40 > 0:26:41We've got to see that again.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Ed's team-mates gave him a massive push.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47He glides across the water, a dive for the bell,

0:26:47 > 0:26:48and Team Ed have nailed it!

0:26:50 > 0:26:52So we know Ed has beaten Naomi.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55But with plenty other boats taking part today,

0:26:55 > 0:26:59is there a chance that Team Ed might actually be the fastest boat of all?

0:26:59 > 0:27:02The winner with the best time...

0:27:02 > 0:27:05Team Ed!

0:27:08 > 0:27:10But Team Naomi isn't going away empty-handed.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13They walk away with the prize for the best-dressed boat.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16- It's us? Is it us? Oh, I won Best In Show!- Best In Show!

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Oh, I won't be empty-handed after all.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Naomi won Best In Show, like a dog. Isn't that nice?

0:27:22 > 0:27:23SHE LAUGHS

0:27:24 > 0:27:30- And the winner of the All Over The Place trophy is Ed.- Ah, well done.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33- Thank you. - Super fast.- Well, it was!

0:27:33 > 0:27:36- It was 6.4 seconds which was very close to the record.- No way!

0:27:36 > 0:27:39So are you going to come back next year and try and beat it, are you?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41- SHIVERING:- N-n-n-n-norway.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46You've been watching All Over The Place Europe!