0:00:02 > 0:00:05Get ready for an awesome adventure round Europe with your CBBC mates.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09On today's show, Ed has an identity crisis...
0:00:09 > 0:00:11"Oh, hello, everyone. My name's George."
0:00:11 > 0:00:13..Lauren goes horse,
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Susan gets a ticket to the Oscars...
0:00:15 > 0:00:17I'll make it glamorous.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20..Victoria keeps her zits to herself...
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Find your own spot!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24..Naomi cleans up,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Johny makes an inspiring speech...
0:00:26 > 0:00:28HE BELCHES
0:00:28 > 0:00:31..and Hacker and Dodge introduce a brand-new presenter.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33A pie? Look at it!
0:00:35 > 0:00:40# All over the place All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# North, south, east, west on a bizarre quest
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Me and my mates all over the place
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# It's true what you've heard everything is absurd
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Whatever we do is strange but true
0:00:50 > 0:00:55# All over the place All over the place
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- Hasta la vista - # There's stuff to do in Europe
0:00:58 > 0:00:59# That is totally ace
0:00:59 > 0:01:02# And it turns up all over the place. #
0:01:09 > 0:01:15The stars are out for the 13th Annual Fiesa Sand Festival!
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Lady Gaga!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Ed Petrie, All Over The Place. What do you think of your sand sculpture?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Well, I asked the sand artiste how he made it,
0:01:23 > 0:01:25and he said using a small tool,
0:01:25 > 0:01:26I poke her face,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28puh-puh-poke her face.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Right.- Elvis, darling!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36I don't believe it! It's the actual Elvis Presley. He lives!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38He lives! Elvis, did you help make this?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Well, I have to say, Ed, they did ask for my help
0:01:41 > 0:01:44in constructing this beautiful sculpture,
0:01:44 > 0:01:48but I had to say, "Elvis has left the building!"
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Sorry, I'll have to stop you there.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I've just spotted someone I'm very surprised to see here.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54# What a nice conversation! #
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Princess Elsa, what are you doing here? You turn everything into ice.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Well, I have a new magic power. - SHE GIGGLES
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- I can turn anything into sand!- Wow.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- ARGH!- Much better.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Oh, how I Olaf-fed.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Ed's been FROZEN in sand
0:02:12 > 0:02:15at one of the biggest sand sculpture festivals in the world.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18The Fiesa Festival has been taking place in Portugal's Algarve
0:02:18 > 0:02:23for 12 years, using the very same grains of sand every time!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25That's extreme recycling!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Ed and Victoria, you have 34 seconds to find out
0:02:36 > 0:02:40as much as you can about the Fiesa Sand Sculpture Festival.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Victoria, you have Claudia, who organises the festival.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Ed, you have Paulo, who is a sand sculptor.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Tres, dois, um, vamos!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55How long did it take to sculpt all these?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Well, it's about seven years.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00So why on earth did you start the sand festival?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Well, our director was himself a sand sculptor and he decided
0:03:04 > 0:03:08to get a lot of friends together and do a big thing somewhere.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10How many sculptures are there here?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Well, erm...
0:03:12 > 0:03:13At least more than 50.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Why do so many of them look like pop stars?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Er, because we did the theme music.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21What happens if it rains?!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Well, some of them fall, some of them just get damaged
0:03:24 > 0:03:26and we have to work on it.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- BUZZER - Brilliant! Thank you, Claudia.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30And the winner is...
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- ..Ed!- Ha-ha!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Now, how many sand stars can you spot?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Well, we won't have trouble finding them,
0:03:39 > 0:03:42because there are 77 musical sculptures here,
0:03:42 > 0:03:47celebrating icons from pop to hip-hop, movie music to groovy music.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49They've got so many celebrities here.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Mick Jagger, Madonna, Mary Poppins.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Johnny Depp!- They haven't got Johnny Depp, have they?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Yeah. Who do you think that is?
0:03:57 > 0:04:01No... He's just some dodgy Captain Jack Sparrow wannabe.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Wonder what he's up to.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Arrrr! Arrr!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Arrr, me back! I need to see me physical therapist,
0:04:10 > 0:04:13but he charged an arm and a leg last time.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Well... An arm.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19So close to me precious treasure. Just five steps north.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25One, two, three, four, fi... Oh, dear.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- What?- Arrrrr!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I'm a terrifying, Moorish pirate?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Well, I don't think you're very moreish at all.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40In fact, I've had about enough of you.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Arrrrr!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I plunder the villages of the Algarrrrve coast.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50- I pillage, I steal, I murder... - What do you want?!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Me? I want...
0:04:54 > 0:04:56..to know if you wouldn't mind scooting your chair over
0:04:56 > 0:04:57a teeny, weeny bit
0:04:57 > 0:05:00If you don't mind. I'm terribly sorry to impose.
0:05:00 > 0:05:06No. There's 200km of coastline and 100 beaches in Portugal.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Find your own spot!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12I have, and you're on it. X marks the spot.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Well, I'm not moving. - Oh, go on!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Can't you do some watersports or something?
0:05:18 > 0:05:22The Algarrrrve is famous for its bodyboarding, sailing, jet-skiing.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24I came for the looting and the plunder,
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- but I stayed for the kitesurfing. - No!
0:05:26 > 0:05:30The Algarve gets 3,000 hours of sunshine a year
0:05:30 > 0:05:33and I am going to get as much of it as possible, thank you.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40Well, I've been here since half past...the 16th century.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41You?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Last Tuesday. All right, you win.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Here you go.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Thanking you.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55What are you looking for?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58One of the most precious things in the entire world.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Arr, there she is.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07What is it?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12It's my old night-light.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13I can't sleep without it.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I'm afraid of the darrrrk.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31I'm sure the script said something about a night at the museum,
0:06:31 > 0:06:32hence my evening attire.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Isn't that right, Maurice?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36No, no, no, no, no, sleepyhead.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39It's not night at the museum. It's daylight outside.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Ah! I see what you're getting at.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Fear not, fair lady, for I am a knight at the museum!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Neigh!- Stop it! You are getting this all wrong.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54The script actually said it will be dark,
0:06:54 > 0:06:58a bit like filming at night-time, at the museum.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Oh! So not night-night, or knight-night.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03But night-light.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Exactly! And also, look where we are.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Whoa!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Oh, Maurice loves heavy metal, don't you, Maurice?
0:07:25 > 0:07:30This is the largest collection of historic armour in the world.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Hundreds of years ago, this part of Austria
0:07:32 > 0:07:35used to be under the threat of attack from angry neighbours,
0:07:35 > 0:07:38so this mega-collection of armour was put together
0:07:38 > 0:07:41on the off chance that they stopped by
0:07:41 > 0:07:43and I don't mean for a cup of tea.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I'm a bit confused, right, because when I see a suit of armour,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I think of knights, but these suits of armour
0:07:49 > 0:07:50weren't used by knights, were they?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54No, because the armoury was built in the 17th century,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56long after the time knights existed,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59and the suits were made for normal soldiers.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Ah, that explains it.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01But, Bettina, I think
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I can hear the sound of those angry neighbours coming to attack.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- So follow me!- Ohhh!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- First of all, you need a helmet to protect your head.- Right.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16And how long would it actually take to make one of those?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Probably, like, an hour or something?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I would said four or five days, depending on the type
0:08:20 > 0:08:22and the shape of the helmet.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Oh, hang on! - HEAVY FOOTSTEPS
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- It sounds like they're coming. - Follow me.- Quick!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Only me! Hello and welcome to...
0:08:38 > 0:08:43This 16th-century full-body field armour was once owned
0:08:43 > 0:08:45by Archduke Karl II.
0:08:45 > 0:08:51Is it worth ar-mour or less than my snazzy pink salmon jacket
0:08:51 > 0:08:53that was once owned by my uncle Clive?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Feel the quality of that.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Oh, yeah. It's a nice linen, that. It really is.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01But I'm going to say I reckon that is worth more. Ar-mour.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Really?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Well, it shouldn't be, but, yes. You're correct.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12This is actually worth a whopping £350,000.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Beginner's luck.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Question two is about this horse armour.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Armour for a horse!
0:09:20 > 0:09:25It comes in five parts, but what I want to know is does it cost ar-mour
0:09:25 > 0:09:30or less than this entire ceiling full of hooded marksman's helmets?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I think that the horse armour is probably quite rare.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- So I reckon ar-mour.- What?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Oh, yeah, the horse. Have you been looking at my answers?
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- No!- This armour is worth £3 million!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47And all these helmets, well, they're not worth that.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I tell you what, not beginner's luck, my friend.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Now, you may have noticed that I'm wearing a very attractive
0:09:56 > 0:10:00metal coif, which is what soldiers used to wear to protect their heads.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02But what I want to know is
0:10:02 > 0:10:07is it worth ar-mour or less than my cough.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08HE COUGHS
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Right, that is ridiculous.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12You are just making up questions so that I get it wrong.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14No. Ar-mour or less?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ugh, fine. Ar-mour.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Ohhh!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21You were so close, but no.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24No, my cough or any other noise that comes out of my mouth
0:10:24 > 0:10:28is worth at least £1.50, whereas this is a replica.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30So it's worth nothing. You've won nothing.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- This is a stupid game.- Goodbye.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Do you want to do some jousting?- No.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55# I really love to clean
0:10:55 > 0:10:57# I've just got a taste for it
0:10:57 > 0:11:00# I feel like I could scrub for all that I'm worth
0:11:00 > 0:11:05# Well, here in Bydgoszcz, you're in the right place for it
0:11:05 > 0:11:08# The museum of soap tells the history of dirt
0:11:08 > 0:11:10# Ooh, yeah!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13# I am hugely into hygiene
0:11:13 > 0:11:17# And how in the past people kept clean
0:11:17 > 0:11:24# Then this museum is the one for you
0:11:24 > 0:11:26# But I need to tell you something
0:11:26 > 0:11:30# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too
0:11:30 > 0:11:32# Are you joking? Are you joshing?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34# I want to clean with you
0:11:34 > 0:11:38# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too
0:11:38 > 0:11:40# All the scrubbing and the washing
0:11:40 > 0:11:42# It's like a dream come true
0:11:42 > 0:11:45# Oh, cos they make soap here
0:11:45 > 0:11:49# They've been doing it for 200 years
0:11:49 > 0:11:56# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too
0:11:56 > 0:11:57# I want to clean with you
0:11:58 > 0:12:02# This primitive loo is a real revelation
0:12:02 > 0:12:06# All that they have done is cut a hole in a chair
0:12:06 > 0:12:10# This medieval bath is no cause for celebration
0:12:10 > 0:12:13# Cos it turns out back then bathing was pretty rare
0:12:13 > 0:12:15# Ooh, yeah!
0:12:15 > 0:12:19# Laundry, well, it wasn't easy
0:12:19 > 0:12:23# Try this mangle, nice and squeezy
0:12:23 > 0:12:29# Or freshen up with hundred-year old soap
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# I don't think we're allowed to use it
0:12:31 > 0:12:35# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too
0:12:35 > 0:12:37# All the rinsing and the brushing
0:12:37 > 0:12:39# I want to clean with you
0:12:39 > 0:12:43# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too
0:12:43 > 0:12:45# All the scouring and the buffing
0:12:45 > 0:12:46# It's like a dream come true
0:12:46 > 0:12:50# Oh, keep your clothes pristine
0:12:50 > 0:12:54# With this '50s-style washing machine
0:12:54 > 0:13:01# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too
0:13:01 > 0:13:02# I want to clean with you
0:13:02 > 0:13:04# For most of history
0:13:04 > 0:13:06# Soap was made from fat
0:13:06 > 0:13:08# So it's no mystery
0:13:08 > 0:13:10# People didn't fancy that
0:13:10 > 0:13:12# To get rid of grime
0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Was hard, you see
0:13:14 > 0:13:16# Back in Roman times
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- # They washed their clothes in... - We'll leave that there
0:13:22 > 0:13:26# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# All the dusting and the mopping
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# I want to clean with you
0:13:30 > 0:13:34# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Keep on wiping, never stopping
0:13:36 > 0:13:37# It's like a dream come true
0:13:37 > 0:13:41# Oh, you can't clean too much
0:13:41 > 0:13:46# Keep on polishing till it's squeaky to the touch
0:13:46 > 0:13:52# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too
0:13:52 > 0:13:53# I want to clean with you. #
0:14:04 > 0:14:07So, I've been the famous Pinocchio for over 100 years now.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Wow, that's great news.- Yeah.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Had to do some pretty crazy things,
0:14:12 > 0:14:13though, to become the famous Pinocchio.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15What kind of crazy things?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Get swallowed by a massive fish.
0:14:17 > 0:14:22- Had to out-fox a fox and a cat. Oh, they were clever.- OK, and?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Dig a tunnel to Australia.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Make a cake out of hair.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Run faster than a giraffe.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Go swimming with mermaids.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Rode a unicycle over a rainbow.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36No, Ed. That was a lie!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- I'm not Ed, I'm Pinocchio. - You're Ed!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42And that nose is rubbish. Take it off.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Yeah, lose the nose, Ed, but keep the outfit,
0:14:45 > 0:14:49cos you'll fit right in here in Pinocchio Park.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52This park contains all the characters from the book
0:14:52 > 0:14:56The Adventures Of Pinocchio, the puppet boy who came to life.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59It was a book way before it was made into a film
0:14:59 > 0:15:03and it was written right here in the village of Collodi.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I'll bet there are loads of characters here you know
0:15:05 > 0:15:07and some you don't.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09It's time to get reading.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- This is the Blue Fairy. - Oh, I know about this.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14She was based on a girl in Collodi's village
0:15:14 > 0:15:16and the character is called Blue Fairy because she's got blue hair.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- SUSAN GASPS - Maybe someone will put me in a book
0:15:19 > 0:15:20and call me the Brown Fairy
0:15:20 > 0:15:22because of my brown hair.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Doesn't sound quite as glamorous, does it?
0:15:24 > 0:15:25I'll make it glamorous!
0:15:27 > 0:15:30It wasn't a fairytale story for Pinocchio, though.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Things didn't always turn out so well.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Oh, yes. This is the sea monster that swallows Pinocchio
0:15:37 > 0:15:39and his father Geppetto.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Right. Still, got a bouncy castle!
0:15:41 > 0:15:42I love a bouncy castle!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Erm, no, Ed, the tongue's strictly a decorative feature.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47It's not a bouncy castle, Ed.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51HE SCREAMS
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Oh, me back!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Even Pinocchio's pals had to be careful in this tale.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Hey, Ed...
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- You know how Pinocchio had a friend who was a talking cricket?- Yes.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05His best friend. His best friend in the whole wide world.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09It says here in the book that Pinocchio killed his friend
0:16:09 > 0:16:11the talking cricket.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12With a hammer?!
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Ew...
0:16:15 > 0:16:19And here's where it all began for Pinocchio, in Geppetto's workshop.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23- Oh, dear.- Oh, no. What now?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25It says here in the book that Pinocchio fell asleep one evening
0:16:25 > 0:16:27and got his feet burned off in the fire.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Of course he did. Course he did.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Ooh, no, it's OK though.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- Geppetto made him a new pair in his workshop.- I don't care.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I don't want to be Pinocchio any more. I'm quite happy being Ed.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41But they're lovely wee feet!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44All the bad things that happen to Pinocchio
0:16:44 > 0:16:47happened when he was telling fibs.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I think the writer was trying to tell us something.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Oh, yeah! Don't lie.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56I didn't do it. Why would I do it?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I don't even like pork pies.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00You're telling pork pies, more like, you animal!
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Easy, easy, Hacker.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05If Mr Petrie's sure he didn't nick them pies, then he can prove it
0:17:05 > 0:17:09with a lie detector test.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- No sweat.- Let's see...
0:17:15 > 0:17:18When people tell big fat whoppers like you do,
0:17:18 > 0:17:20they tend to get a little bit hot and sticky,
0:17:20 > 0:17:23so stick this bucket under your armpit, son.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25All the way in! That's good. Good, good.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27So...
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Did you take the pork pies?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34No, I didn't.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Guilty! Look at the liquid on you. - That was you!
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Poured your milky brew in there.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I did not!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45All right, let's check his heart rate.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46- Oh, 'ello!- Hiya.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50When people find themselves in a stressful situation,
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- such as lying!- Lying!
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Their hearts go boom, boom, boom...
0:17:57 > 0:17:58..boom.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- So... - HEART BEAT
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Did you take the pork pies?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- No, I didn't. - STEADY HEART BEAT
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- HEART RATE INCREASES - Ooh!
0:18:14 > 0:18:15- Guilty!- Guilty!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Guilty!- That was you.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Ooh, it were not. Get off. No, no, no!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23That's it. We'll try one more test.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27It's a well-known scientifical fact
0:18:27 > 0:18:30that if you look away, then you're lying.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- Hmm!- Bring it on.
0:18:32 > 0:18:38Did you steal the pork pies?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40No, I didn't.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50A pie?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Look at it, with your eyes!- What?
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Guilty, he looked away!
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Guilty!- Guilty! - You distracted me with a pork pie.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58- MUFFLED:- No, I didn't.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- No, that wasn't me! No. - Right, that's it.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I know a liar when I see one.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Sweating, heart going boom, boom, boom,
0:19:06 > 0:19:09refusing to look me in the eye!
0:19:09 > 0:19:14PC Hacker, take this pie thief down the cells.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- Can I finish me pie first? - Oh, yeah, knock yourself out.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- I'll save you the lid.- Thanks.
0:19:29 > 0:19:323,891...
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Oh, I am so ready to be Serbia's very best athlete.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Yeah. Not much competition round here.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40I don't know, there's the Chelsea footballer Branislav Ivanovic.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41He's from right here in Srem.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44And then there's also the legendary tennis player, Novak Djokovic.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47All Bran and Joke-ovic?
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Pull the other one, Johny.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51But the local guy around here, apparently the local hero,
0:19:51 > 0:19:52is a guy called George.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53George?!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56"Oh, hello, everyone. My name's George."
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- "What a lovely sounding chap!" - "Anyone for cricket?"
0:19:59 > 0:20:01He's standing behind me, isn't he?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Yeah. Do you want to practise sprinting, Ed?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I'm sure George will catch up with you two later
0:20:08 > 0:20:10because this is the Srem Shepherd Lunch
0:20:10 > 0:20:14and it's been feeding hungry Serbians since 2010,
0:20:14 > 0:20:19celebrating rural farming, Serbian culture and tough farm challenges,
0:20:19 > 0:20:21like pushing cargo and carrying heavy loads.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Why are we carrying this wool sack?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- TRANSLATION:- Well, this is a traditional shepherd's lunch.
0:20:28 > 0:20:33One discipline is the wool sack race. I'm last year's champion.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34How about that, now?
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Actually, you and I do have some history with wool sacks, Johny.
0:20:38 > 0:20:43But oh, yes! Ed has pulled in front and Ed wins by a whisker!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Ah, we were so young and happy then...
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Happy? I was absolutely gutted. I got pipped by the Petrie.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Will I get my chance at vengeance, George?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Oh, yes, you can get even. There are seven disciplines.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59One of them's the wool sack. By the way, I need to go.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Did he say seven disciplines?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05He did say seven and you two don't have a moment to lose.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08First event in the heptathlon, the shepherd's long jump.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11So ready, steady, jump!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Oh!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Best...- That's the best? Yes!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I won!
0:21:26 > 0:21:31Johny jumped two metres, but Ed's long legs managed 2.11 metres.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Round One goes to team Ed.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Next up is the rock throw. It involves throwing a rock
0:21:37 > 0:21:39the furthest distance possible.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Don't try this at home, kids! Rocks can really hurt
0:21:42 > 0:21:45and that's not ROCK-et science.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Come on!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Stand back, everyone. Stand back.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Don't know how that was. It's all about technique.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56It's really heavy.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Oh!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Is that all right? - That's quite good.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Who is it? Who won? Who won?- You. - Who won? Who won? Me?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08I won the rock throw.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09I won, yes!
0:22:09 > 0:22:14Ed takes the second event with a throw of six metres and 42cm,
0:22:14 > 0:22:17beating Johny's measly 5.85m.
0:22:17 > 0:22:192-0, Team Ed.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21The third event is corn husking,
0:22:21 > 0:22:25removing all the corn from two cobs using this piece of metal
0:22:25 > 0:22:26and your bare hands,
0:22:26 > 0:22:28just like champ George.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30WHISTLE BLOWS
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Ah, that's more like it!
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Right, come on.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Come on, corn!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Ooh! Ooh! Oh, my hands!
0:22:54 > 0:22:59Johny husks his corn in just over 20 seconds,
0:22:59 > 0:23:01ten seconds fast than Ed. The comeback is on!
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Next up, shepherd's rod pull,
0:23:05 > 0:23:08a game of manly strength that's a bit like a tug-of-war
0:23:08 > 0:23:09with a shepherd's crook.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13First one to pull the opponent onto his feet is the winner.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15- Whoa!- Yes!
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Yes! - APPLAUSE
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Years of pain went into that!
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Johny gets the scores back to level pegging.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26At the halfway stage, it's tied 2-2.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29The fifth event is the pumpkin dash,
0:23:29 > 0:23:33a 50m sprint without dropping any fruity cargo.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Never drop your pumpkin.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Oh, Johny takes the anticlockwise route.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48With all the pumpkins staying in the barrow,
0:23:48 > 0:23:51he heads down the home straight to put the pressure on Ed.
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Whoa!
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Ed chooses to go clockwise. It's a bold move.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07It's a fast finish and a full cargo. Has the gamble paid off?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09What was that?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- You beat me by, like, 0.1... - I beat him! Yes!
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Ed snatches the momentum back,
0:24:14 > 0:24:17completing the course in just over ten seconds,
0:24:17 > 0:24:19ahead of Johny's 11 seconds.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Johny has to win the next one to take it to the final event.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Hang on, there's no time for a juice break, boys!
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Oh, sorry.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30This is actually the penultimate event, drinking through the straw.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Johny evens the scores,
0:24:37 > 0:24:41taking it to three events apiece going into the final round -
0:24:41 > 0:24:43the wool sack race.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45How do you feel, Johny?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Anything to say about that victory?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49HE BELCHES
0:24:49 > 0:24:52That boy has no manners!
0:24:52 > 0:24:56It's time for the big one, the Srem wool sack race.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Whoever wins this one takes the All Over The Place trophy,
0:24:59 > 0:25:01but remember four years ago,
0:25:01 > 0:25:06Johny was pipped at the post by Ed in the Tetbury wool sack race.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Can he get sweet revenge today?
0:25:09 > 0:25:10I thought I had you.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Tell me honestly, have you been practising carry wool sacks
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- since series two? As if I would! - Praying for a day like this?
0:25:15 > 0:25:16Not at all.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Every single day for the last four years.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25My... Oh, wow, he's gone so quickly! Ooh!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27You see, he's gone without his trainers on.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30I know, but he nearly slipped over.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Right, let's do this, boys.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Three, two, one, wool sack!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Ed starts off slow and steady. He doesn't want to fall in.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Come on, you stupid thing!
0:25:51 > 0:25:57Oh, Ed stumbles over the line, but is it enough to beat Johny?
0:25:57 > 0:25:58That didn't feel very good.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00I was really hoping he'd fall in.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02It'd take the pressure off.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Apparently part of the ritual is I have to take it back for him.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08And they're all cheering him again.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Ed pranced across the pontoon in 16.09 seconds.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Will Johny risk everything for the victory?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18It's very, very slippy, Johny.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20And very, very dangerous.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Johny's off. Oh, he stumbled there!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Steadies himself on the pontoon.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35This one is going to be close. Up the bank and, oh, he's over the line!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Oh... I just hope that was enough.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Best time!- I won? Yeah!
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Yes!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51No...
0:26:51 > 0:26:55I think. I just think that maybe he's won.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Johny leaps over the line in 16.01 seconds,
0:26:58 > 0:27:02taking the final Shepherd's Heptathlon score to 4-3.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Johny is the champion!
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Oh, George.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Thank you.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Yes, I feel so good.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12I've been carrying this load for the past four years, Ed,
0:27:12 > 0:27:13and now I give it to you.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Wargh!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Oh, that's a load off my chest. Ha-ha!
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