0:00:02 > 0:00:04To find out why I'm racing this wheelie bin in Croatia
0:00:04 > 0:00:06and trying not to do the same thing as this guy,
0:00:06 > 0:00:07then keep watching. Oh, no!
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Don't you worry, Ed, you'll never be a has-bin
0:00:10 > 0:00:13because you're wheelie amazing, like this bunch.
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Johny plays in a sandpit...
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Extreme digging.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18..Michelle dances her way round Paris...
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Chris thinks Ed is his Viking wife...
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Silence, Hilda!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25..Iain seems a bit witchy...
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Naomi forgets how to ride a bike...
0:00:29 > 0:00:33- ..and Victoria has an accident with a green pen!- Me? Oh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# All over the place.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# All over the place.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# North, South, East, West, all of us are on a quest
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Me and my mates all over the place
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd
0:00:49 > 0:00:52# Whatever we do, is strange but true
0:00:52 > 0:00:53# All over the place
0:00:54 > 0:00:55# All over the place
0:00:57 > 0:00:59# It's got to do in Europe and it's totally ace
0:00:59 > 0:01:03# And it turns up all over the place. #
0:01:05 > 0:01:08The sport of finger wrestling has been
0:01:08 > 0:01:11popular in Germany for over 300 years.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- That's unsafe as well. - What are you doing, Ed?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I'm just doing a little check list of all the unsafe things.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21You can never be too careful. Health and safety never takes a day off.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Health and safety?
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Yes, you know, like tripping downstairs and falling over boxes.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Oh, yeah, like a massive weight landed on someone's head.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Don't be silly, Johny, that sort of thing only happens in cartoons.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35You really need to up your game if you want to fit in here.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Actually, what is this place?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43This, Johny, is DASA. It's a museum that explains
0:01:43 > 0:01:45how to be safe at work.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50It's got lots of whirry, spinny stuff that you'd find in places like
0:01:50 > 0:01:54factories or offices and shows how you can avoid having an accident.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59I wonder if they've got any big, round, cog-like thingies.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Exposed cogs - unsafe.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Ed, this is getting really boring now.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- You've been doing it all day. - Well, I just thought...- Oh!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Someone's fallen through the ceiling.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12That's going on the safety check list.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15It's just for experimental purposes. Everything is all right.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Don't worry, Ed, that's the museum director and he's very safe,
0:02:19 > 0:02:21unlike going to work a century ago.
0:02:21 > 0:02:28In 1913, over 178,000 accidents were reported in British factories alone.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32It sounds like they could have done with some kind of safety guide!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- I'm Ed Backshall. - I'm Johny Backshall.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42And we're going to be delving deep into the health and safety jungle
0:02:42 > 0:02:46to bring you the top three ways to get injured in the workplace.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- This is... BOTH:- Deadly workplace.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55In at number three, we have electrical injuries.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Electrical shocks happen
0:02:56 > 0:03:00when an electrical current passes through your body.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Electrical currents are made up of vaults,
0:03:02 > 0:03:06so the greater the current or vault, the greater the risk.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Always be extra specially careful around electricity.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14In at number two, we have manual handling,
0:03:14 > 0:03:17which means moving heavy stuff like boxes.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21If you're lifting something that is heavy or lifting it incorrectly,
0:03:21 > 0:03:24you could hurt yourself, unless you've got big muscles like me.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30In at number one, we have the deadliest of them all,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33the dreaded slips, trips and falls.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Slipping, tripping
0:03:34 > 0:03:37and falling accounts for more injuries than anything else.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Whoa!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41That is your deadly top three.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I think I grazed my knee.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53This is the PC14R-2 mini-excavator!
0:03:53 > 0:03:58It can scoop up 55kgs of stuff in one go.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02That's nearly the same weight as Justin Bieber!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Extreme digging!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10What are you doing? Health and safety is not extreme.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12This is to teach people how to use diggers safely.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Let's see if you can find any other unsafe things
0:04:15 > 0:04:17in this so-called museum of health and safety.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Extreme!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Wicked, a flight simulator. I love these things.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Don't touch that, Johny, might not be safe.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- It's not a real aeroplane, Ed. - You sure about that, Johny?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- You sure about that?- Er, yes.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36You can't be too careful when it comes to airline health and safety.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Ladies and gentlemen, we're now making our final approach, so in just
0:04:43 > 0:04:46a couple of moments, we'll have you on the ground, safe and sound.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Well, this doesn't seem very safe to me.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Occupational health and safety inspector. Need to do a spot check.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Excuse me, I'm in the middle of something very important here.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57It's your middle that I'm worried about.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01We need to get you a better chair. Oh, doesn't seem to move.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Of course it doesn't move. It's 250kg and designed
0:05:05 > 0:05:07to withstand G-Force.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Never mind G-Force, where's your water fountain?
0:05:09 > 0:05:10You need to remain hydrated all day
0:05:10 > 0:05:12if you're going to operate this equipment.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Water fountain? We can't have a water fountain in here.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18These are very delicate instruments. What about turbulence?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Oh, yes, this is clearly set up all wrong. You're very tense.- Tense?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- I'm trying to land this aeroplane. - And stressed. Come on, off we go.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29- Don't make me mark you down. - Do you know how dangerous this is?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Very, very dangerous.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Muscle strain is one of the top five workplace injuries.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Talking about you trying to land this plane!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Please. How hard can it be?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- WARNING!- Don't touch that!- WARNING!
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Have you had a screen break?- What? - I didn't think so.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Stretch your legs, leave it to me. - But, you've got...- No buts.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56A well-rested pilot is a safe pilot. Off you go.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Some people have no respect for safety in the workplace.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I do love my job.
0:06:07 > 0:06:12Warning, warning, leaving Earth's atmosphere!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24In Denmark, you need special permission to give a baby
0:06:24 > 0:06:27a name that isn't on the approved list!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I am Viking God, Thor.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I come to Earth to sail my mighty long ship across the oceans
0:06:35 > 0:06:39and to conquer new territories,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41just as soon as I actually finish building it,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44because it's not finished.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Don't like my costume very much. - Silence, Hilda.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02The Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde is the top
0:07:02 > 0:07:05place to come in Denmark if you're into Viking ships!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09As well as the remains of real 1,000 year old ships,
0:07:09 > 0:07:13they've also rebuilt replica vessels that can be sailed today!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17So, I guess the first question to ask is, who were the Vikings?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19The Vikings were the people who lived in Norway, Sweden
0:07:19 > 0:07:22and Denmark, modern day Scandinavia, and it's not a word they would
0:07:22 > 0:07:25have used themselves, it's a term that became used later
0:07:25 > 0:07:28to describe people who sailed off during the period we now know
0:07:28 > 0:07:29as the Viking Age.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34- Tell me, when is the feast ready? - Soon.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Good.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38It's best just to smile and say nothing.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44These ships are far from seaworthy. They're clearly past their prime.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46They were past their prime 1,000 years ago.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48These were ships people didn't want any more
0:07:48 > 0:07:50and they filled them up full of rocks and sank them
0:07:50 > 0:07:53to create a barrier to stop people getting into the bay.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56If Thor was on the job, he would have ensured their guaranteed return.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Are you going to keep this up all day, Chris?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I think he is, for better or Thor worse!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05The Vikings used ships like these to sail far and wide, all over
0:08:05 > 0:08:07the place, in fact, and settled in places
0:08:07 > 0:08:11such as Canada, Greenland, Iceland, France and the UK!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14These boats must have been pretty sturdy!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Thor could build an entire one of these in a mere afternoon.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- No, he couldn't.- Yes, I could.- No, he couldn't.- Yes, I can.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Besides, what does one of these fine vessels look like once
0:08:23 > 0:08:25it's finished?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Funny enough, there's a guy in a dodgy grey wig
0:08:27 > 0:08:29and a pink jacket getting into one over there.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31You should go and ask him.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33And now, on All Over The Place, it's...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37What do you mean, it's historically inaccurate?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39I'll stick what I like on the side of my helmet.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Hello and welcome to Hammer Time.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Give me that.- That's mine.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49A game where you can win a village to pillage.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52If you don't win, you'll get hammered over the head
0:08:52 > 0:08:53and thrown overboard.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Which of these did the Vikings not use to navigate?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Was it the stars, the sun or a map?
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Clearly, the sun.- Incorrect.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11It was actually a map. They didn't even have maps.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15How could they use them if they didn't even exist for the Vikings?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Idiot.- You're a very angry individual.- You can talk.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23You're a Viking. Right, you've got to steer the ship now, steer it.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- All right, grab this one.- OK. - You might have to work a little bit.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33When you steer, if you want to go to the left, you push forward.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- If you want to go right, you pull it in a bit.- Yes.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Look at the front of the sail. It starts to flap,
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- so you have to go right.- I see.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50How did Vikings propel their ships when there was no wind?
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Using oars, by belching up wind, like I do
0:09:54 > 0:09:57when I've had lots of cheese,
0:09:57 > 0:10:02or did they use swans tied up with bits of string?
0:10:02 > 0:10:07- Quite clearly, its oars.- That's correct. You get a bonus prize.- Yes!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- You get to do something with the sail.- What? I just hold this?
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Quite easy for Thor. Ah!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22As you can see, I'm holding a shield.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- It's lovely, isn't it?- Nice shield.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31What did the Vikings do with their shields when they were sailing?
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Did they skim them across the sea at enemies? Did they...?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Things are getting a bit hairy on the boat.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Did they hang them out the way over the side of the ship, or did
0:10:40 > 0:10:43they use them as plates to eat their dinner off?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- I think that's why this still smells of broccoli.- Perhaps.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Well, the first and third option seem unlikely,
0:10:48 > 0:10:51so I imagine that they hung them over the side of the ship.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56- Incorrect. It was none of those options.- So it was a trick question?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Yes.- So, it wasn't fair.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02You're a Viking and you complain about things not being fair?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Well, you only got one question right,
0:11:04 > 0:11:08so that means that you don't win a village to pillage.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Instead, you're going to be buried at sea.- What?- Set fire to the boat.
0:11:14 > 0:11:20- Vikings didn't set fire to their boats for funerals.- Hey?- No!
0:11:20 > 0:11:26Can we put that out please? Oh, dear. Ah!
0:11:26 > 0:11:27No Norse Gods nor game show hosts were harmed
0:11:27 > 0:11:29in the making of Hammer Time!
0:11:34 > 0:11:38The Louvre in Paris is the most visited art museum in the world!
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Oh, Paris, the capital of France and one of the most beautiful
0:11:49 > 0:11:51and romantic cities in the world.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54So many amazing things here, but how do you decide what to do?
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Hold tight for a three-minute whistle-stop tour of all
0:11:58 > 0:12:02the top sites. Ready, steady, allez, allez, allez.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11# Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-baba-ba
0:12:11 > 0:12:12# Welcome to Paris
0:12:12 > 0:12:15# Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-baba-ba
0:12:15 > 0:12:17# So much to see
0:12:17 > 0:12:19# Oh la la
0:12:20 > 0:12:23# Bonjour ma belle Michelle.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25# Let me be your tour guide
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# You parlez French very well
0:12:28 > 0:12:29# Oh la la
0:12:30 > 0:12:34# Sorry Ed we've not the time
0:12:34 > 0:12:38# Here is the Eiffel Tower built in 1889
0:12:38 > 0:12:44# Designed by Gustave Eiffel, the view is magnifique
0:12:44 > 0:12:49# And 100,000 people visit it every week
0:12:49 > 0:12:52# Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-baba-ba
0:12:52 > 0:12:54# Le Metro is the way to move
0:12:55 > 0:12:58# Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-baba-ba
0:12:58 > 0:13:01# See the Mona Lisa at the Louvre
0:13:01 > 0:13:03# Oh la la
0:13:03 > 0:13:05# This tree-lined avenue
0:13:05 > 0:13:10# Is home to one of the world's truly iconic views
0:13:10 > 0:13:13# Oh la la
0:13:13 > 0:13:15# C'est Le Champs-Elysees
0:13:15 > 0:13:19# The most stylish street in Paris
0:13:19 > 0:13:21# Do I look good in this beret?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23# They call it the Arc de Triomphe
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# The tribute to those who fought
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# It's a turn off lane for everyone
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# A truly touching thought
0:13:32 > 0:13:34# Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-baba-ba
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# A street side cafe
0:13:36 > 0:13:40# Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-baba-ba
0:13:40 > 0:13:41# Un croissant, s'il vous plait
0:13:43 > 0:13:45# Oh la la
0:13:45 > 0:13:47# On an island in the River Seine
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Sit's a huge cathedral
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Notre Dame is its name
0:13:53 > 0:13:57# Napoleon had his coronation here
0:13:57 > 0:13:58# A French hero
0:13:58 > 0:14:01# This marks Paris's centre
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# It's called Point Zero
0:14:04 > 0:14:06# Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-baba-ba
0:14:06 > 0:14:09# Time to fit in one more
0:14:09 > 0:14:12# Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-baba-ba
0:14:12 > 0:14:14# Quick look at Sacre Coeur
0:14:14 > 0:14:17# Bonjour Monsieur, comment allez vous?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19# Ca va bien, madame, es vous?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21# Parlez vous Francais?
0:14:21 > 0:14:22# Comme si, comme sa
0:14:22 > 0:14:24# Quelle heure est-il?
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- # Je ne sais pas... # - What does that mean?- I don't know.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-baba-ba
0:14:30 > 0:14:33# Have we done it all yet?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35# Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-baba-ba
0:14:35 > 0:14:38# Come to Paris and have a baguette
0:14:38 > 0:14:41# Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-baba-ba
0:14:41 > 0:14:43# Anything we've missed?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46# Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-baba-ba. #
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Too late, that's three minutes.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00In Dutch, Netherlands actually means low country.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Roll up, roll up! Ten euros a trick!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Just...do it...- Give it...give it... Give it here, give it here.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- How did you do that?! - It's easy, man!
0:15:13 > 0:15:17That's nothing, look at this! Tell me what colour you think these are.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Green and yellow, obviously.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Say it one more time. - Green and yellow.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Boom! You'd be wrong!- Argh! - Blue and red.- It's witchcraft!
0:15:23 > 0:15:24They are blue and red, sir.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26That's the only possible explanation.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29That is actual witchcraft. He's a witch! Witch!
0:15:29 > 0:15:30- He's a witch!- I'm not a witch!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Excuse me, he's a witch. - I most certainly am not!
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- You are! Look at his hat, that is a witch's hat!- A witch's hat is black!
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Oh! This building in Oudewater can settle their argument,
0:15:41 > 0:15:45as it houses the oldest set of witch-weighing scales in Europe.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49From the 15th to the 17th century, people accused of witchcraft
0:15:49 > 0:15:52would flock here to be weighed on the town scales.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53It was the only place in Europe
0:15:53 > 0:15:57where they could issue official certificates of innocence.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Witches found guilty would be drowned or burned at the stake.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Sounds painful, but luckily all those that were weighed here
0:16:03 > 0:16:05were found innocent.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Ed and Iain, you have 26 seconds to find out as much as you can
0:16:09 > 0:16:12about the witch-weighing scales!
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Ed, you have Jeanette, who knows all about witches.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Iain, you have Walther, who knows about the scales.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Drie, twee, een, gaan!
0:16:25 > 0:16:26- Are you a witch?- No!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- How tall are they? - How tall are they?- Yeah.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Well, I think about 3.5 metres.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Um, am I a witch?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- Perhaps.- How do they work?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- How do they work?- Yeah. - Stand on it. I'll show.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40I'm on them. Oh!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Oh! It's gone horribly wrong! We've not got the time, Walther.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Get back over here!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Can a man be a witch?- Absolutely.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49You burn in the same way as we do. HOOTER GOES
0:16:49 > 0:16:52I'm quite glad we ran out of time, there.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55The winner is...
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Ed!- Aww!- Oh, yes, brilliant!
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Don't get ahead of yourself, Ed,
0:17:00 > 0:17:02because Jeanette is going to find out...
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- are you a witch? - CACKLING
0:17:04 > 0:17:08And the first step is...the interrogation.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Are you dancing with cats in the night?
0:17:12 > 0:17:13No, I'm more a dog man!
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Some people don't know that they're a witch, but they are.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- No, I'm not.- I saw that.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Do you cook food at home?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Pasta! - The devil's definitely not invited.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25So you know him!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Uh, no!- Guilty!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- No!- Yes, yes.- It's Jamie Oliver!
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- He's the man you're after! - Do you love goats?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Erm, I have on occasion drunk goat's milk.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- I'm not a witch!- Yeah!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40You can say that, but witches always lie.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41How did you get here?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- I flew here. Oh, no!- Oh!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Or you have to go on the scale.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I'll go on the scale.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49The boys have agreed to be weighed.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Step two - the witch weigh.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Historically, the officials would measure the height of the people
0:17:55 > 0:17:57so that they could compare it to the weight.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00If they were thought to be too light for their height,
0:18:00 > 0:18:03then they would be a witch!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Nobody on these scales has ever been proved to be a witch?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Nobody was guilty here.- OK.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11So you have a chance.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- I don't think you're a witch. - I'm not a witch!- He's not a witch.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21So Ed's off the hook and Iain's up next on the scales of justice.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Before I get weighed, a few things...
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Ed, if you just take that.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26- CAT MIAOWS - Hold on to that.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Well, that's not a good start!
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- I am tall.- You might be tall, Iain, but it's not all about height.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38And Judith has decided that the scales are tipped against you!
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- I'm a witch!- Yes!- Iain has been found guilty, but don't worry,
0:18:42 > 0:18:44he isn't really a witch and he won't be burned at the stake.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Some witches are easier to spot than others.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Hubble, bubble,
0:18:48 > 0:18:50toil and trouble...
0:18:50 > 0:18:53SHE COUGHS AND HACKS
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I have SO got to get a microwave.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Excuse me! Hi, there.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01I'm the local witch finder and I'm just checking to see
0:19:01 > 0:19:03if there are any witches in the area.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Witches, witches...
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Do you know? I don't think I've seen a witch around here since...
0:19:09 > 0:19:12oh, around the 17th century,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- give or take a few days.- Right.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Cos I couldn't help noticing...
0:19:16 > 0:19:18What?
0:19:18 > 0:19:19- Me?! - SHE GASPS
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Well, you have got a witch's hat.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Oh, this! - SHE CACKLES
0:19:24 > 0:19:25No, no, not at all!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27"A tall," that's it.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29You see, the thing is,
0:19:29 > 0:19:31the people of the Netherlands
0:19:31 > 0:19:34are officially the tallest people in the world.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Fact.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38And I'm a bit of a shortie-pants,
0:19:38 > 0:19:43so I wear this hat to make myself look taller, see?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- What about the green face? - But this isn't real.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50No! I drew it on myself
0:19:50 > 0:19:53with a pen because, duh,
0:19:53 > 0:19:57the national colour of the Netherlands is green.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Actually, it's orange.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Perhaps I shouldn't have used permanent ink either.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Yes.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Well, at least it proves you're not a witch.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I was getting a bit worried there for a minute.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Thought you were going to turn me into a cheese or something.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Oh.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I'm not sure how I did that.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Well, I'm not a witch!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I'm not a witch!
0:20:22 > 0:20:23I'm not a witch!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Croatia, Zagreb.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Croatian money is called "kuna" and "lipa",
0:20:30 > 0:20:32which means "rodent" and "lime tree".
0:20:38 > 0:20:41There are two things in life that we just love.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Isn't that right, Naomi 'Wiggo' Wilkinson?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Too true, Ed Lee 'Wiggo' Petrie!
0:20:46 > 0:20:47And that's cycling...
0:20:47 > 0:20:50And garbage.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53So imagine how excited we were when we found out we'd be racing...
0:20:53 > 0:20:55three-wheeled rubbish bins.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57You won't see me for dust.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Can I take these sideburns off now?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Naomi, you're wearing the right gear.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I don't think the bike's in the right gear though.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Well, you two just might clean up
0:21:06 > 0:21:09in Zagreb's annual street festival.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11It's called "Cest is d'Best"
0:21:11 > 0:21:14and features more than 300 street performers
0:21:14 > 0:21:16and musicians from all over the world.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19But the main event today is a dustcart race,
0:21:19 > 0:21:23where real-life bin men race their real-life wheelie bins.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25So you two better try and keep in with the locals
0:21:25 > 0:21:27if you want to take part.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Get a job at CBBC, they said. It's a glamorous life, they said.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- There's a piece of old chewing gum there. Do you want to grab that?- No.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42Ed and Naomi, time to pump up your tyres and limber up!
0:21:42 > 0:21:43It's training time.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Here's a cheeky little bike race to get you whipped into shape -
0:21:46 > 0:21:50or at least try to - before the wheelie-bin bicycle race.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53But, no, it's not as easy as you think.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55So, Naomi, do you understand the rules of this bike race?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- Yeah, of course.- First across the line is the...- Winner!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- No, loser.- What? - You've got to try and go as...- Fast.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04No, slow as you can.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- It's a slow bike race. - All right, then.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Better get on d'bike, and be d'best.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12No, I'm going to be d'best on d'bike.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Have you done this before?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Yes.- You have?
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Oh! Oh, we distracted him.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23The rules are, you have to cycle as slowly as you can
0:22:23 > 0:22:25to the finish line.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26You can't cycle backwards.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29And if your feet touch the ground, it's game over!
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Weirdly, it's the person that takes the longest who's the winner.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- What a show off!- Who wants to be able to do that anyway?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Go!- Go! Show them how it's done.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44APPLAUSE
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Out of my way!
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- Go, go, go.- Slow, slow, slow!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56CHEERING
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Sloooooooow!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Well done, Ed. You did it in 22 seconds,
0:23:03 > 0:23:06but will that be fast enough? I mean, slow enough?
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Right, Naomi, you're next!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09How sloooow can you goooo?
0:23:09 > 0:23:13- Fast as you like, Naomi. - No, slow, slow.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19All right, come on, real slow. Real slow.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Ooh! Ooh, ooh!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- 18 seconds.- Come on, 18!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Ah!- So close!- Oh...
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Oh, no. Naomi! You've put your foot in it.
0:23:35 > 0:23:41Gutted! Gutted. Look at that face.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44The judge didn't see your fault...
0:23:44 > 0:23:48- At the very last centimetre, you failed.- They didn't...
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- They didn't see my foot go down, so they said I won.- What?!
0:23:51 > 0:23:5230 seconds to your 22.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- No, I saw it. I saw it. Your foot touched the floor.- Oh, well.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Judges' decision is final, and all that.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Well, anyway. I'm glad you won(!) I'm glad you won.- Because?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Because it means you were the slowest,
0:24:05 > 0:24:06which means I'm going to win the actual race.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- Yeah.- Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Oh, yeah.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13The name "Cest is d'Best" means "Street is the Best"
0:24:13 > 0:24:16and this is the oldest street festival in Croatia.
0:24:16 > 0:24:21It lasts for five days and there are 50,000 visitors each day.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23This is the festival's 18th year.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28Can you give us top tips of riding this kind of bike?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Meet Ivica, who is a champion dustcart racer.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35You need to have strong legs and great stability, that's all.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Oh, great stability? We didn't have much of that in the slow bike race.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Yeah, we did terrible at that. Is it very competitive?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Oh, yeah.- Between you? - Oh, yeah. It is.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- People get competitive about anything, don't they?- Yeah.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Even racing bins.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Hey!
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- Missed it.- Bins!
0:24:56 > 0:24:59MAN SPEAKING Are all the instructions in Croatian?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02They are and I have no idea what they're saying.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Well, let me translate for you.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07You have to go as fast as you can around the horseshoe-like course.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10First past the finish line, is the winner. Simple!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12But before you race each other,
0:25:12 > 0:25:14let's have a quick warm-up lap with the professionals.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16WHISTLE BLOWS
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Whoa!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Oh, no! This is serious stuff.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I think that guy really hurt himself.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Hooray!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42I wasn't the most rubbish!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Don't look so scared, Naomi. It's only a practise run.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50I think slow and steady wins this race. WHISTLE
0:25:50 > 0:25:51No, not slow and steady.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Fast and furious. Get peddling!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56SHE SQUEALS
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Come on, Naomi. You're last. Get a move on, girl!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07I'm so slow, I'm so slow.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11CHEERING This is so embarrassing!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Hooray, I didn't fall off!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21- Oh.- It's a bit scary on the corner. - I'm just proper rubbish.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Right, you two, training and warm ups over.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27This is it. It's the big one.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31Time to go head-to-head for the All Over The Place trophy.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34But who is going to be left for dust in the dustcart race?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Three, two, one, go!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- Ah!- Here we go.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Ed's speeding ahead.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Oh, no! Argh! Oh, no.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Aw, Naomi's off to a rubbish start.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49It's really scary going round the corners!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Come on, Naomi, see if you can catch him.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54THEY SCREAM
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Where is she? Argh!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Quick, overtake.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Yes!
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Argh! - NAOMI LAUGHS
0:27:08 > 0:27:12- I said they were dangerous. - That is frightening.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I don't ever want to do that again.
0:27:14 > 0:27:20- Winner of this year dustcart is Ed. Ed!- Thank you.- This is your award.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Thank you, Zagreb.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25- Well done. Well done. Oh, well. It's BIN a good laugh!- It has.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29- And the nice thing is, you get a prize as well.- Do I?- Yep.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32There you go. Those bins need emptied. Off you go.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37You've been watching All Over The Place - Europe!