0:00:02 > 0:00:04Join us for the All Over the Place Main Event Extravaganza.
0:00:04 > 0:00:08When Ed takes on his buddies the weirdest things happen.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11That seems perfectly normal now.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Chris tries to dodge Christmas.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Michelle takes to her bed.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Iain forgets his manners.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Naomi picks a fight.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24And Johny has no idea what he's doing.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I have no idea what I'm doing.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28So enjoy all the madcap highlights!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# All over the place
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# All over the place
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Me and my mates, all over the place!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# All over the place
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# All over the place
0:00:49 > 0:00:52# There's stuff to do in Europe that is totally ace
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- # And it turns up... - # ..all over the place! #
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Thumbs up, thumbs down. - What are you doing, Naomi?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Thumbs up, thumbs down, Caesar. - Bless you.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10I'm reliving being a gladiator.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- Remembering our epic battle in the Croatian amphitheatre.- Yep.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18And our other Croatian event was rubbish.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20No, it wasn't rubbish, it was brilliant.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Yeah, I know it was, I mean, it was about rubbish.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24The dustcart race in Zagreb.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Whoa. Oh, no, this is serious stuff.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Anyway, the viewers will be seeing all the highlights.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Before that I wanted to give you a present
0:01:33 > 0:01:37for being my best co-presenter called Naomi.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh, Ed, you shouldn't have.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Yeah, I know I shouldn't but the boss said I had to.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45I'm joking, you've been great.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And to celebrate that fact, I would like you to pick a present
0:01:48 > 0:01:50from my bag.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Oh, what could it be?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55It's a high visibility jacket with your name on it.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Yes. Yes, it is. You can thank me later.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Ha-ha. We'll come back to that vest soon.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04But first, it's one of the most dramatic Main Events ever
0:02:04 > 0:02:06in Pula, Croatia.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13This arena is one of the six largest Roman amphitheatres in the world.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16And Ed and Naomi are taking a trip back in time
0:02:16 > 0:02:18to fight as gladiators here.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20The big difference between Roman times and now
0:02:20 > 0:02:22is that no-one fights to the death.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25It's just a big show. Phew.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28And the Roman Emperor Caesar, that's this guy here,
0:02:28 > 0:02:30has their fate in his hands.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Now it's time for the biggest,
0:02:35 > 0:02:39and probably the most appalling gladiator battle ever seen.
0:02:39 > 0:02:45Petrius Flatulus versus Naomius Wilkinsinius.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Oh, I just hit myself in the head.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Look at me, I'm putting on a show!
0:02:53 > 0:02:58I have come all the way from Londinium to destroy this worm.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02I'm out of breath already.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06You're going down, Wilkinson.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Oh, Naomi shows some fancy footwork there.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15And some not-so-impressive swordplay from our gladiators.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17You weren't expecting that, were you? Ha-ha!
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Come on, crowd.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21ED ROARS
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Petrius Flatulus is running away. - AUDIENCE BOOS
0:03:24 > 0:03:26The audience don't like their gladiators to run away,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28this might go against you, Ed.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Fight, fight!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Stop laughing you two, this is serious stuff.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48And the winner is...
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Naomi!
0:03:58 > 0:03:59I can't walk in these.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04Yay! Well done, Naomi, time to claim your prize tree from Caesar.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07How are you going to fit that in your suitcase?!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Thank you, Caesar. Thank you. Hvala.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Woo-hoo!
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Now Caesar must decide the fate of Petrius Flatulus.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21AUDIENCE BOOS
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oh, no, Ed is getting lots of boos from the audience.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26This doesn't look good.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28He's quite a nice bloke, really.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35Yes! Yes, I'm still alive, I'm still alive. Thank you!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Thank you.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Remember that bright yellow vest?
0:04:42 > 0:04:47Well, it was needed for our next Main Event in Zagreb, Croatia.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54This is Cest is d'Best, Zagreb's annual street festival
0:04:54 > 0:04:58which features performers and musicians from all over the world.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01But today's Main Event is a wheelie-bin bike race
0:05:01 > 0:05:03featuring the city's street cleaners.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Ed and Naomi will go bin-to-bin
0:05:06 > 0:05:08to find out which of them is the fastest.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Bins!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12But before that they get a training run with the experts
0:05:12 > 0:05:14cos it's tougher than it looks.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Whoa!
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Oh, no, this is serious stuff.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Whey!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Now it's time to find out who will win this wheelie tough challenge
0:05:26 > 0:05:28and who'll be garbage.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Go!- Aah. Come on, come on!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Ed is speeding ahead like a...speedy thing.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- NAOMI SHRIEKS - Naomi's off to a rubbish start.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Time to start recycling.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44See if you can catch him.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45You don't want to be a has-bin.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- NAOMI SHRIEKS - Where is she?- Quick, move straight.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Yeah!- It's looking close but oh, Ed crosses the line
0:05:56 > 0:05:57and quickly bins the bike.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- I said they were dangerous. - That is frightening.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Ed, France is a bit weird, look at the size of our tiny coffee cups.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12No, no, this is an espresso cup. It's how the French like their
0:06:12 > 0:06:15coffee short and black, they call it...
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- IN A FRENCH ACCENT - ..an espresso.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- What about this, then?- Ah, that is weird in this part of France.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Because we're about to show you why they like to play boules
0:06:23 > 0:06:24with things shaped like this.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29Here in Haut-de-Cagnes they play boules with square boules.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Because the town is built on a hill. Genius!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Our boys joined the locals and Ed's team were victorious
0:06:36 > 0:06:39so how about a consolation prize for Johny?
0:06:39 > 0:06:43I've got you a present from Ed Petrie's bag of thank yous.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47It's my old bath plug, to remind you of the bath tub regatta in Belgium.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Row, we need to row!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I suppose I should just be thankful you didn't get me anything
0:06:52 > 0:06:55to remind me of that splash diving that we did at that German pool.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Oh, no, no, I got you a reminder for that as well.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Water shame.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Johny wasn't the only one getting wet though
0:07:03 > 0:07:07when he and Ed took a trip to Schweinfurt in Germany.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12This is the World Splash Diving Championship.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15The rules of this event are simple - dive off a board
0:07:15 > 0:07:19into a pool and make the biggest, most stylish splash.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Ed and Johny get two dives each to impress the judges
0:07:22 > 0:07:24and Ed is up first.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26He chooses to dive from three metres.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Get on with it!- Hurry up!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32SCHNITZEL!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Oh, and it's a great first dive from Ed and the judges like it too or
0:07:35 > 0:07:38maybe they just like his German shout out
0:07:38 > 0:07:40because Ed gets a score of...
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Oh, I'm so nervous. - Johny's done a pretty good job of
0:07:47 > 0:07:49hiding it but he is quite worried about this.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51He didn't know how to swim until he was 18 years old.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53OK, I've got to do it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55He's never jumped off anything this high before.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Johny's starting on the three metre board, as well.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00It's a long way down.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03The crowd can sense his tension.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Germany, World Cup winners!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Oh, brilliant first dive and the crowd are going wild.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15But the judges aren't too keen.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Scoring him six points less than Ed.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Once you've done one, it's out of the way and the adrenaline's going.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27But now that I've got to do another one from this high...
0:08:27 > 0:08:30it's when you look down, it's when you look down.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34That's because you're standing on the five metre board.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Johny could barely jump off a one metre board earlier.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Now look at him.- Hallo!
0:08:45 > 0:08:50- Ed and the crowd are loving that. - CROWD CHEER
0:08:50 > 0:08:54The judges' scores are in for Johny's two dives.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Let's see if Ed can do any better.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Here we go.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05It looks like Ed is going for the seven.
0:09:05 > 0:09:10You're right, Johny, Ed's made his way up to the seven metre board.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Oh, it's a bit high, actually. Look at this.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17No, I don't want to. Oh, I'm feeling dizzy. Stop looking down.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Don't mess up, Ed!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Ed looks as nervous as I feel.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28LEDERHOSEN!
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Oh, Ed's seven metre dive looked good but was it enough to win?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40So the winner is...
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Ed.- Jaa!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Yes, with a judges' score of -
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Ed completely stuffed Johny.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Think I made a bit of a splash today, Johny.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Yeah, you made such a splash, Ed, and I was so impressed
0:09:54 > 0:09:57by your jumping I just want to see you do it again.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02And there was more watery silliness when Ed and Johny
0:10:02 > 0:10:05went head-to-head again in Dinant, Belgium.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Each year, thousands of people come here to watch vessels
0:10:11 > 0:10:15built around bath tubs be paddled down the river.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Yup, that's right, it's a bathtub race.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Ed and Johny must each join a team and try to stay afloat.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23The race is on and the winner is the one
0:10:23 > 0:10:25who crosses the finish line first.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27HORN BLARES
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Ed's team make a flying start on their floating fire engine
0:10:31 > 0:10:33and take an early lead.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37But Johny's big bathtub is going round in circles.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I have no idea what I'm doing.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44Well, you're in luck Johny, arr, cos Ed be in trouble.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47These people are like pirates!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Oh, no, one of our team has been taken prisoner.
0:10:53 > 0:10:5620 minutes into the race and Johny's finally moving
0:10:56 > 0:10:59in the right direction and sneaks past a preoccupied Ed.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07But Ed soon spots Johny making a move and races to close the gap.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14And he also has a little present for him.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Got a water balloon with Johny Pitts' name on it.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Row, we need to row!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Johny's team look bored of rowing.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25The boys are coming face to face.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Water balloon time.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Oh Ed, that was pathetic.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Where's that bucket? Can I borrow that a sec? Merci.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Maybe stick to throwing buckets of water from now on.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I'm surprised I haven't used up all the water in this river.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Ed's float takes the lead and he's nearing the finish line.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48But Johny's making one final push, is it enough?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51HORN BLARES
0:11:52 > 0:11:55No!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Pipped by the Petrie again.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07ED YODELS Good times, Ed.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10That was the best yodelling festival I've ever competed in.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13It's also the only yodelling festival you've ever competed in.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15And unusual.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Well, not really, especially here in the Swiss Alps it's not.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21No, no, no, I meant the French Festival Of The Unusual.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22That was unusual.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Rapidement!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Anyway, I got you this to say thank you
0:12:28 > 0:12:29for being such a great co-presenter.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- Oh, that's lovely of you, Ed. - I got you...this.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36MOOING NOISE
0:12:36 > 0:12:38It's a thing that makes a cow noise.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Yes, yes, it is. - It reminded me of your yodelling.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Thanks very much.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49The best and indeed only yodelling festival these two visited
0:12:49 > 0:12:52all happened in Davos, Switzerland.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58This is Jodlerfest, where over 10,000 yodellers come to take part.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Yodelling is a style of singing that people first used
0:13:01 > 0:13:05to communicate over long distances in the mountains.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Ed and Michelle's challenge today is to try and sing their way to victory
0:13:09 > 0:13:11by taking part in a yodel-off!
0:13:11 > 0:13:17The watching crowds decide the winner, so here go-o-o-es.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20MICHELLE YODELS
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Oh, well done, Michelle, that sounds pretty good.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32EVERYONE YODELS
0:13:34 > 0:13:38She looks relieved that's over. And it's Ed's turn next.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh, and he's looking nervous.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49ED YODELS
0:13:58 > 0:14:00GLASS SMASHES
0:14:00 > 0:14:03EVERYONE YODELS
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Why are you laughing?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08No, the question is why are you howling it?
0:14:15 > 0:14:20Now it's all down to the crowd to decide the winner.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Clap for Ed. - GENTLE APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Clap for Michelle. - LOUD APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:14:34 > 0:14:38The winner for All Over The Place is Michelle.
0:14:41 > 0:14:47Can Ed level the score with Michelle when they visit Mahalon in France?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51This is the Festival Of The Unusual.
0:14:51 > 0:14:57Every year they toss crepes, fling flip flops and throw berets.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59But today, Ed and Michelle are taking part
0:14:59 > 0:15:01in the very unusual bed race.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06Teams race their beds around a course in the fastest time possible.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10For Ed and Michelle this means a lie down but there's no time to relax.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- Trois, deux, un, ALLEZ! - HORN BLARES
0:15:17 > 0:15:22And Michelle takes an early lead. Ed looks scared as always.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24But Ed's bed has hit the hay.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Which is appropriate because hit the hay means to go to sleep.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Anyway, back to the race.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Will that hay bale be the final straw for Ed?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Michelle is way out in front.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38Team Michelle's approaching the corner tres dangereux.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40But it's an impressive power slide from Team Ed
0:15:40 > 0:15:42which keeps him in contention.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Lewis Hamilton would be proud of that.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Michelle looks confident on the long straight.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50But Ed is catching up.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54At halfway, it's looking neck and neck.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Oh, Ed has the racing line.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59He's pushed Team Michelle off course.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Michelle has crashed, it's a disaster
0:16:03 > 0:16:04but she's picked up an extra helper.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Not quite sure that's allowed.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09It's the last climb and Team Ed is out in front.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Team Michelle looks like they're ready for their beds.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Oh, here we go, last bit, last bit.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Come on, here we go!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Tu es ne plus.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Don't tell them in French, it's embarrassing.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25You're so close.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29He's slumber one. Meanwhile Michelle's crashed again.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31She is literally all over the place.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33See what I did there?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37And finally Michelle is over the line.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Le grand prix. All Over The Place on Europe, aujourd'hui...Team Ed.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Ahhh!- Ohhh.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Ho, ho, ho!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Ho, ho, ho...
0:16:52 > 0:16:55No, from the belly. Ho, ho, ho!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Ho, ho, ho...?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Maybe next time you're at the World Santa Claus Congress
0:17:00 > 0:17:03in the world's oldest amusement park in Denmark you could drop
0:17:03 > 0:17:05the laughing altogether and call yourself Grumpy Santa.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Ha, ha, ha(!)
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Well, if I'm Grumpy Santa, who are you supposed to be?
0:17:12 > 0:17:16I'm Hipster Santa, in homage to the Hipster Club, in Berlin.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Come on!
0:17:20 > 0:17:24I'll give you a present from my sack, cos I'm such a lovely Santa.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Ed, you shouldn't have!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Oh, you really shouldn't have...
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Are these your unwashed skinny jeans from the Hipster Cup tug-o-war event?
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Yeah.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Just a little token of my appreciation.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Keep hold of those jeans, Chris, you'll need them
0:17:39 > 0:17:43for the Hipster Cup in Berlin, Germany.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49This is a gathering of super trendy people known as hipsters
0:17:49 > 0:17:52who think it is cool to keep ahead of fashions.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55They gather every year to compete in the Hipster Cup.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Ed and Chris have three hip events to take part in.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00And first up, it's...
0:18:02 > 0:18:05First over the red line wins!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Two hands? You are using two hands!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10We're all using two hands!
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Come on!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16WHISTLE BLOWS
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Yes! Well done, Team Ed.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Two Hands Petrie over there!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24If you have got to hands, Chris, use them.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27So Ed pulls ahead by winning the first round.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33The winner is the one
0:18:33 > 0:18:35who throws them the furthest.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Good effort, Ed,
0:18:41 > 0:18:44you have managed to get it most of the way down the field.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Is that all right?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Hm, Chris, not bad either.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57They have thrown their glasses, but how are they going to measure up?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00And the winner of this competition is Ed.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Hey!
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Finally, it is the jute bag race,
0:19:04 > 0:19:05which is basically a sack race
0:19:05 > 0:19:07with a shopping bag.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Hop to it, you two!
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- WHISTLE BLOWS - We're starting?- It's so hard!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Come on, guys, it's not that difficult.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19My pants are falling down!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Did you forget to wear a belt, Chris?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Why?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Well done, Ed! Not so well done, Chris.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32So Ed bags the Hipster Cup and Chris couldn't look more delighted.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35But could he level the score with Ed
0:19:35 > 0:19:40when they get all Christmassy at Klampenborg, Denmark.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42While the real Santa has his feet up for the summer,
0:19:42 > 0:19:46hundreds of his helpers make their way here to Bakken Theme Park
0:19:46 > 0:19:49to bring some Christmas cheer to July.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Ed and Chris have got to get into the Christmas spirit to find out
0:19:52 > 0:19:55who is the better Santa's little helper
0:19:55 > 0:19:57in the Santa Pentathlon.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Five Carnival events with a Christmassy theme will decide
0:20:00 > 0:20:02the winner. First up is...
0:20:06 > 0:20:08And Ed's horse wins by a mile
0:20:08 > 0:20:10to give him the lead.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13I won! I've actually won the race!
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Next up, who can have the most smashing Christmas
0:20:17 > 0:20:20by destroying the most dinner plates?
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Chris is up first.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25And it is not so much Christmas as 'Chris mess.'
0:20:25 > 0:20:28But Ed smashes it!
0:20:28 > 0:20:30You wouldn't want to let this Santa in your house.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32That is another one to Ed.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Ho, ho, ho!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Our next event is a test of Santa's strength.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49And Ed hammers home another victory and goes three up.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Next up, our Santas get squirting for...
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Chris is looking confident.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04But unfortunately for him, Ed pips him at the post.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05By ten points!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Poor Chris has yet to win a game.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Boo-hoo-hoo!
0:21:10 > 0:21:15Finally, can Chris save beardy face and win the last event?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18The first Santa to do four lengths is the winner of the...
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Off to a good start(!)
0:21:24 > 0:21:27It looks like Chris has found his dodgem talent.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29He is romping this one.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32And Santa Chris finally wins an event.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36But we all know who was getting the best present of all...
0:21:36 > 0:21:43- The award for the Santa Pentathlon goes to... Santa Ed.- Hey!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Hungry work, this presenting, isn't it?
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- My food is not here yet, can I have a chip?- Have a chip, buddy.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Ew! What did you put on these?- Jam.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I can have any more tomatoes, not after La Tomatina.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- BOTH:- Spanish tomato throwing event we took part in.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Yeah, you are right, tomatoes do get everywhere.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Can I have some of this instead? - Yep, have some salad. It is fresh.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Oh, this tastes weird as well. What did you put in here then?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Cough syrup?! Oh...- Yeah, I couldn't have any olive oil,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22not after that olive-stone spitting competition.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- BOTH:- The event in Spain where we had to see who could
0:22:24 > 0:22:26spit an olive stone the farthest.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I just want to give you a little gift to bring back some of those
0:22:31 > 0:22:33happy memories of filming together.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Thanks, mate, just as long as it is not tomato-based.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37You know how I hate the tomatoes.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- It's tomato ketchup.- Oooh!
0:22:39 > 0:22:43And we will catch up on why Iain hates tomatoes soon,
0:22:43 > 0:22:46but first, let's head to Cieza, in Spain.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Olive-seed spitting is a big deal in this part of Spain.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55The organisers are even hoping it will become an Olympic sport.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58The junior event means for one day a year,
0:22:58 > 0:23:00local children are encouraged to spit.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Now it is time for our big kids to have a go.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Just don't step over that line or you'll get a red flag
0:23:06 > 0:23:08and the spit won't count.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12You get to attempts. And, Iain, you're up first.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Ready, steady, spit!
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Oh, the spit looks good, but it is a red flag for Iain.
0:23:20 > 0:23:25Turns out his big foot was over the line. So that one won't count.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Next up, Team Ed.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31What?
0:23:31 > 0:23:36Oh, good shot, but his feet crossed the line. It is a foul.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Iain's first was a foul. It all comes down to his second spit.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Oh, and it is an epic spit from Iain.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48And no red flag!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Spit number two for Ed.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- AUDIENCE:- Ed, Ed, Ed!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57The spit looks solid. Oh, let's see that again.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59It is right at the edge of the screen,
0:23:59 > 0:24:01but it is enough to Spitty Stirling?
0:24:01 > 0:24:06So, after two attempts, the distance is measured and the results are in.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Ed's first attempt was a foul, but on his second attempt,
0:24:09 > 0:24:11his spit measured an impressive...
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Iain also fouled on his first spit,
0:24:17 > 0:24:20but on his second, he managed a distance of...
0:24:22 > 0:24:24So Iain wins!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- No!- Hey!- Stone me!
0:24:27 > 0:24:31I'm st... I'm speechless!
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Now it is tomato time.
0:24:33 > 0:24:39Can Ed squash Iain at our final Main Event in Bunol, Spain?
0:24:40 > 0:24:43La Tomatina is the world's biggest food fight.
0:24:43 > 0:24:49Each year, 20,000 people gather to throw 120 tonnes of squashed
0:24:49 > 0:24:50tomatoes at each other.
0:24:50 > 0:24:55These tomatoes are not for eating, they are grown to be thrown.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57While the locals cover up their houses,
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Ed and Iain cover up in goggles and white boiler suits.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Their challenge today is to keep those suits as white as they can.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07That might be tough because the boys are on a truck
0:25:07 > 0:25:10full of tomatoes that they have to throw at the crowd.
0:25:10 > 0:25:15And that means being sitting ducks when the tomatoes get thrown back.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Here we come, guys.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Tres, dos, uno, tomato!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34It is the end of the world, with fruit!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Look down there!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46I have never seen anything like this in my life.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52It is tomato mayhem.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53And at the halfway stage,
0:25:53 > 0:25:56it looks like Iain is a shade less red than Ed.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00But there is still 30 minutes left to dodge the tomatoes.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07I have never been more tomato-y in my entire life.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Although it looks like total pandemonium,
0:26:11 > 0:26:15the only thing that gets hurt is people's pride.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Remember, this is the world's biggest organized food fight.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Don't try this at home with your tomatoes,
0:26:20 > 0:26:22they just want to be eaten.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Craziest thing, I think, I've ever done.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Ed.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32That seems perfectly normal now.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35I think Ed and Iain have given up on staying clean.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38This one will come down to the judges' final decision.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40That's the end. That marks the end.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43The crowd salute our breed warriors,
0:26:43 > 0:26:47battered and bruised, like the tomatoes they have thrown.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50I think that was the most intense thing I've ever experienced.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Definitely the most intense thing involving fruit.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54But the question is,
0:26:54 > 0:26:58who will be crowned cleanest Tomatina tomato thrower?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01The winner is...
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Yeah!
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Arrr!
0:27:04 > 0:27:07So there you have it, that was a little look
0:27:07 > 0:27:11back at some of our amazing, if slightly bizarre, European events.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14And I have to say, I think I did rather well this year.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17And after giving such generous gifts to my fellow presenters,
0:27:17 > 0:27:19I thought it was time I treated myself,
0:27:19 > 0:27:23so I'm going to drive an Italian classic.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Ciao for now!
0:27:24 > 0:27:26And once again, didn't I do well?
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Nice car, that.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Do keep watching All Over The Place - Europe!