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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Ed sings his way through Europe with Naomi,

0:00:05 > 0:00:07getting a bit flappy...

0:00:07 > 0:00:11Victoria, feeling a little clappy...and Sam Smith!

0:00:11 > 0:00:13No, wait, that's Johny.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Meanwhile, Michelle's on a tour in France,

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Iain tries to break-dance

0:00:17 > 0:00:19and Chris is a mermaid?

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Well, here we are, Iain. Rome.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36The capital city of Italy on our last day in Europe.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Thanks for letting me be in charge of the schedule, man.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- It's a real honour. - I trust you completely.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- So, what's the plan for the day? - Very simple.

0:00:43 > 0:00:461000-1100, we're getting our hair done.

0:00:46 > 0:00:501100-1200, we're going to sort of look at our hair.

0:00:50 > 0:00:541200-1300 is lunch, with some hair-based touch-ups.

0:00:54 > 0:00:571300-1400, you just sort of focus on your own hair at that point.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01And then 1500 we go home. Perfect.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05That just leaves us 30 minutes to look at the whole of Rome.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Yeah, but your hair's going to look great.- Thanks, mate. Come on!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10What are we doing? We need to get cracking!

0:01:10 > 0:01:14OK, first thing to have a look at is the Aventine Keyhole.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Apparently if you look through it, you see the best view in Italy.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Come on!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23# All over the place

0:01:23 > 0:01:24# All over the place

0:01:24 > 0:01:28# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest

0:01:28 > 0:01:30# Me and my mates All over the place!

0:01:30 > 0:01:33# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd

0:01:33 > 0:01:35# Whatever we do is strange but true!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38# All over the place

0:01:38 > 0:01:40# All over the place

0:01:40 > 0:01:43# There's stuff to do in Europe that is totally ace

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- # And it turns up... - # ..all over the place! #

0:01:58 > 0:02:03- Ed, are you sure we've got the right keyhole?- Maybe clean your glasses.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Now look.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12Whoa! I can see St Peter's Dome all the way in the Vatican.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16Yeah. And did you know St Peter's is the largest church in the world?

0:02:16 > 0:02:18That's an amazing fact, Ed.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Not unlike the amazing places we've been in this series

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- of All Over the Place Europe.- Yeah.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Did I tell you about that time Naomi and I visited Croatia

0:02:28 > 0:02:30and the town that's been completely taken over by storks?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32We don't have time to talk about that.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35We've only got around 28 minutes left. Come on, let's go.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38You can just watch the song. Wait for me.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44# It might seem crazy what you're about to see

0:02:47 > 0:02:50# In Cigoc houses don't have chimneys

0:02:53 > 0:02:56# This might be hard to get into your head

0:02:59 > 0:03:02# But they've got stork nests up there instead

0:03:03 > 0:03:05# And they are flappy

0:03:05 > 0:03:09# Flap along if you spot a stork up on the roof

0:03:11 > 0:03:13# That's where they make their nests

0:03:13 > 0:03:16# I swear that it's the truth

0:03:18 > 0:03:21# You can bring a telescope if you want a better view

0:03:23 > 0:03:28# And see it up real close just what storks get up to

0:03:29 > 0:03:31# There are stork nests as far as I can see

0:03:34 > 0:03:38# Man and nature living in harmony

0:03:41 > 0:03:44# 200 have made this their home

0:03:47 > 0:03:50# They outnumber the humans two-to-one

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- # And they are... - Flappy

0:03:54 > 0:03:57# Flap along if you spot a stork up on the roof

0:03:59 > 0:04:01# That's where they make their nests

0:04:01 > 0:04:03# I swear that it's the truth

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- # Flappy - They spend the summer here

0:04:07 > 0:04:11# They turn up in the spring

0:04:11 > 0:04:12# And they fly to Africa

0:04:12 > 0:04:15# It's what's called migrating

0:04:17 > 0:04:20# They don't make bird sounds so to speak

0:04:20 > 0:04:24- # Flappy - Communicate by rattling their beaks

0:04:24 > 0:04:26# A symbol of luck from the Ancient Greeks

0:04:26 > 0:04:29# But maybe not if you're a chimney sweep

0:04:29 > 0:04:32# Flappy Depending on how high they fly

0:04:32 > 0:04:35# Locals can tell if it will rain or shine

0:04:35 > 0:04:38# They live in pairs and protect their eggs

0:04:38 > 0:04:41# Like me, they've got lovely long legs

0:04:41 > 0:04:45# Flap along if you spot a stork up on the roof

0:04:47 > 0:04:49# That's where they make their nests

0:04:49 > 0:04:52# I swear that that it's the truth

0:04:53 > 0:04:59# You've got to say that Cigoc is certainly picturesque

0:04:59 > 0:05:01# If I were a stork myself

0:05:01 > 0:05:04# It's where I'd build my nest. #

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Shame I'm not.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Ed, that song's very catchy, but I can't join in.

0:05:17 > 0:05:22- I'm absolutely shattered.- The good news is we've reached the Coliseum.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Home of the Roman gladiators.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27The bad news is we need an entire day to look round it.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30No, we don't, Ed. You are a gladiator and your arena is knowledge.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Is it?- Yeah.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38You've got 20 seconds to tell me all you know about the Coliseum.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40The Coliseum took eight years to build

0:05:40 > 0:05:42and could hold over 15,000 people.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Coolio.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47It covers the same surface area as four-and-a-half football pitches.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Coolio.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51In the 16th ,century the pope tried to turn it into a wool factory.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Not coolio.- Here's one. Here's one.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Sometimes they would flood the area with water

0:05:55 > 0:05:57and recreate naval battles.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Whoa! You smashed it!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Thank you. Thank you. Grazie. Grazie.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Mate, not that coolio.- Sorry.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08It's weird, isn't it, to imagine the gladiators in there,

0:06:08 > 0:06:11fighting to the death in front of a bloodthirsty crowd?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Bit of a dark note to end it on. - Sorry.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Just me and Chris went to Denmark,

0:06:15 > 0:06:17birthplace of Hans Christian Andersen.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21I think some of his not-so-happy endings have rubbed off on me.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26# I'm Hans Christian Andersen

0:06:26 > 0:06:28# Famous children's author

0:06:28 > 0:06:30# When it comes to fairytales

0:06:30 > 0:06:32# There really is no other

0:06:32 > 0:06:34# Famous son of Denmark

0:06:34 > 0:06:36# Lived in Copenhagen

0:06:36 > 0:06:40# In fact in three houses upon this very street, Nyhavn

0:06:40 > 0:06:43# Tried to be an actor but stories were my thing

0:06:43 > 0:06:48# I do love a fairytale with a happy ending

0:06:48 > 0:06:49# Talking of great stories

0:06:49 > 0:06:51# This statue is on show

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- # Oh, it's the Little Mermaid! - That's one of mine, you know

0:06:55 > 0:06:57# The Little Mermaid The youngest daughter

0:06:57 > 0:06:59# They are merpeople They live underwater

0:06:59 > 0:07:01# Allowed to the surface Saves a man's life

0:07:01 > 0:07:03# To be immortal she must be his wife

0:07:03 > 0:07:05# Drinks a special potion Loses her tongue... #

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Is this a children's story? Sounds a bit wrong.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I think you'd better cut a long story short.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11# She has to kill the prince In two minds, she's caught

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- # She'll get another chance to be immortal...- Fine.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15# The only trouble is it's in 300 years' time... #

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Not quite a happy ending. - # That's the way it goes.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19# I'm like that. It's just the way I roll. #

0:07:19 > 0:07:22# Hans Christian Andersen Famous children's author

0:07:22 > 0:07:26# When it comes to fairytales there really is no other

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- # Could we try another tale? - I'll give it a whirl

0:07:30 > 0:07:33# How about the story of the Little Match Girl?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36# Poor little girl selling matches in the street

0:07:36 > 0:07:38# It's winter, cold No shoes on her feet

0:07:38 > 0:07:40# Between two houses shelters and hides

0:07:40 > 0:07:42# Lights a match, imagines she's inside

0:07:42 > 0:07:44# Look, it's Christmas Her granny's there too

0:07:44 > 0:07:46- # Lights more matches - Too good to be true

0:07:46 > 0:07:48# When the match goes out Lights a bundle instead

0:07:48 > 0:07:50# Turns out it's a vision and she's actually dead

0:07:50 > 0:07:52# Hang on Hans, that's a bit gory

0:07:52 > 0:07:54# Surprised that's a popular bedtime story

0:07:54 > 0:07:55# Happy endings are overrated

0:07:55 > 0:07:58# I prefer to leave my readers deflated

0:07:58 > 0:07:59# Hans Christian Andersen

0:07:59 > 0:08:01# Here's one place you should see

0:08:01 > 0:08:05# My final resting place here at Assistens Cemetery

0:08:05 > 0:08:09# Try to keep it cheerful Tell us a tale to keep us chuckling

0:08:09 > 0:08:13- # How about my most famous? - Yes, The Ugly Duckling!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16# Once there was an ugly little duck Tattered and torn, down on his luck

0:08:16 > 0:08:18# No-one liked him He had to leave home

0:08:18 > 0:08:20# And he spent all the winter cold and alone

0:08:20 > 0:08:22# Standing by the river Bad thoughts in his head

0:08:22 > 0:08:24# Don't tell me he winds up dead

0:08:24 > 0:08:27# Wishes he could be a beautiful swan

0:08:27 > 0:08:28# Sees his reflection - he is one!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30# A happy ending What a surprise

0:08:30 > 0:08:32# I've got to admit I thought he'd die

0:08:32 > 0:08:34# Well, he will eventually Why pretend?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37# Whoever you are Gets us all in the end. #

0:08:37 > 0:08:40And this is my grave.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42OK...

0:08:42 > 0:08:46# Hans Christian Andersen Famous children's author

0:08:46 > 0:08:50# When it comes to fairytales there really is no other

0:08:50 > 0:08:53# And poems, plays and travel books, all written by him

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- # But look out for his endings - They can be a bit grim. #

0:09:00 > 0:09:03From one tall storyteller to another.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06This is Trajan's Column, built by the Roman emperor Trajan

0:09:06 > 0:09:10about 2,000 years ago and it tells a story.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Why not write it on a book?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14You're not going to get that on a bus.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17The Romans didn't have buses, Iain. They would ride around on chariots.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20As long as they've got pictures. I like stories with pictures in them.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Ah, it has got carvings on it that tell the story of Trajan's life.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Well, his two greatest military campaigns anyway.

0:09:26 > 0:09:31- Imagine a column depicting my life. That would be awesome.- Yeah.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Actually, what would be on that, exactly?- Erm...

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Telly. Hair.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42A biscuit. It wouldn't be...it would be about that big.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Maybe we should just enjoy this one. - Yeah.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50I think the Romans are the best in the world at making columns.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Absolutely. Apart from the Greeks.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Victoria and I went to Sicily

0:09:55 > 0:09:58and we saw some of the finest Greek ruins in the world.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Apart from that, you're spot-on. - Thanks, pal.

0:10:03 > 0:10:10# Agrigento, Agrigento Agrigento, Agrigento

0:10:10 > 0:10:18# Agrigento, Agrigento Agrigento, Agrigento

0:10:18 > 0:10:22# Here we are in Agrigento

0:10:22 > 0:10:24# In southwest Sicily

0:10:25 > 0:10:32# At the site of what was once an ancient Greek colony

0:10:32 > 0:10:36# But its walls came tumbling down

0:10:36 > 0:10:40# And all that's left, as you can see

0:10:40 > 0:10:44# Are the ruins of places of worship

0:10:44 > 0:10:48# In the Valle dei Templi

0:10:48 > 0:10:51# And if you close your eyes

0:10:51 > 0:10:56# It almost feels like we're in Ancient Greece

0:10:56 > 0:11:03# Watching the sun rise in temples that were built facing due east

0:11:05 > 0:11:09# Here in the Valley of the Temples

0:11:09 > 0:11:12# Here in the Valley of the Temples

0:11:12 > 0:11:14# Temple of Concordia

0:11:14 > 0:11:19- # Temple of Juno - Temple of Hercules

0:11:20 > 0:11:26# Where the Greeks would come to pray to gods in times BC

0:11:27 > 0:11:30# And the ruined temple of Zeus

0:11:30 > 0:11:34# Was once the greatest of them all

0:11:34 > 0:11:41# And these giant stone figures once held up its mighty walls

0:11:43 > 0:11:46# And if you close your eyes

0:11:46 > 0:11:50# It almost feels like we're in that ancient town

0:11:50 > 0:11:58# Watch the temples' demise as the Carthaginians tear the walls down

0:11:59 > 0:12:02# Here in the Valley of the Temples

0:12:03 > 0:12:06# Here in the Valley of the Temples

0:12:07 > 0:12:10# This place was named Akragas

0:12:10 > 0:12:13# Once a powerful city

0:12:14 > 0:12:18- # Was named after a river and a crab - Crab!

0:12:18 > 0:12:21# Even had its own currency

0:12:22 > 0:12:25# And if you close your eyes

0:12:25 > 0:12:30# It almost feels like we've gone back in time

0:12:30 > 0:12:37# Wish I'd been alive to see this ancient city in its prime

0:12:37 > 0:12:41# Agrigento Here in the Valley of the Temples

0:12:42 > 0:12:45# Here in the Valley of the Temples

0:12:46 > 0:12:53# Agrigento, Agrigento Agrigento, Agrigento. #

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- You all right, big man?- You noticed? I have been working out.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Not you, skinny. This guy. Good work on the singing, by the way.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Excellent, excellent. Give yourself a big hand.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- Really?- Sorry, mate, I just like to leave my audience in pieces!

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- Cos there's pieces... I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.- Good.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Thanks to you we're on a bit of a tight schedule, remember?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Yeah, sorry about that. Tell me about this guy.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32He's the Roman emperor Constantine the Great,

0:13:32 > 0:13:34and all these pieces used to make up a giant statue

0:13:34 > 0:13:38- called the Colossus of Constantine. - Must have been huge.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- About 12m high, apparently. - I don't work in metres.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44I work in Petries. So you're just under 2m.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47That's 12m...

0:13:47 > 0:13:51- That's...over six Ed Petries tall? - And that's not all.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Some think this used to be covered in gilded bronze.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Like something out of Ironman.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57It's fascinating but we've not got time.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Come with me. Come on.- Iain!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02If you think the Romans liked to do things big,

0:14:02 > 0:14:05you won't believe the comic murals Johny and I saw in Belgium.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Iain! Do you even know where you're going?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15# When painting a picture

0:14:15 > 0:14:17# I would like to betcha

0:14:17 > 0:14:20# You tend to use paper Not local architecture

0:14:20 > 0:14:23# But here in Brussels in Belgium

0:14:23 > 0:14:28# Painting on buildings is exactly what they've done

0:14:28 > 0:14:31# Each mural represents a Belgian comic hero

0:14:31 > 0:14:33# From Tintin and his dog

0:14:33 > 0:14:35# To bow-tie wearing Nero

0:14:35 > 0:14:38# Comic strip art on a giant scale

0:14:38 > 0:14:43# Follow me now on a comic book trail

0:14:43 > 0:14:46# See the murals on the wall Murals on the wall

0:14:46 > 0:14:49# They put them up all across the city

0:14:49 > 0:14:53# See the murals on the wall Murals on the wall

0:14:53 > 0:14:57# At last count there were about 53

0:14:57 > 0:15:00# They did it for the art

0:15:00 > 0:15:03# They did it for the art

0:15:04 > 0:15:07# In 1991 this mural of Broussaille

0:15:07 > 0:15:09# Was first to appear

0:15:09 > 0:15:11# An homage to Frank Pe

0:15:11 > 0:15:14# Arm in arm This happy pair

0:15:14 > 0:15:18# Strolled through Brussels as you stop and stare

0:15:18 > 0:15:21# Who's this portly chap perched up in a tree?

0:15:21 > 0:15:25# He doesn't look like a cartoon hero to me

0:15:25 > 0:15:29# Nero's his name by Marc Sleen

0:15:29 > 0:15:33# One of the most popular Belgian strips there's ever been

0:15:33 > 0:15:35# See the murals on the wall

0:15:35 > 0:15:37# Murals on the wall

0:15:37 > 0:15:41# Amazing they're from such a small country - see the

0:15:41 > 0:15:44# Murals on the wall Murals on the wall

0:15:44 > 0:15:47# So much comic creativity

0:15:47 > 0:15:51# And here we have the famous Tintin

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- # Created by Herge - Wow, where do I begin?

0:15:53 > 0:15:58# One of the great comic authors of all time

0:15:58 > 0:16:02# Famous for his streamlined drawing style

0:16:02 > 0:16:04# These Belgian heroes look impressive

0:16:04 > 0:16:06# At such a great height

0:16:06 > 0:16:09# Somehow SpongeBob SquarePants wouldn't quite look right

0:16:09 > 0:16:12# Murals on the wall Murals on the wall

0:16:12 > 0:16:16# If your interest in comics has been stirred, see the

0:16:16 > 0:16:20# Murals on the wall Murals on the wall

0:16:20 > 0:16:22# Come to Brussels Comic strip capital of the world

0:16:22 > 0:16:25# They did it for the art

0:16:26 > 0:16:28# They did it for the art

0:16:30 > 0:16:32# They did it for the art... #

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Where do I start?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39How many steps did you say this was again?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Er...138.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Right, well, I can't go any further.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Going to have to stand here and have some lunch.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Oh, no, no, no! You can't eat on the steps.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50I just brought this heavy bag all this way.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Yeah. I should have mentioned that at that bottom.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56In Rome, it's actually illegal to eat on lots of the monuments.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57How is this a monument?!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Have you not heard of the Spanish Steps?- No, I've not.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02But I have heard of the Belgian Shuffle.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07It's not even a thing, kids, don't worry about it!

0:17:07 > 0:17:10They're called the Spanish Steps cos the Spanish embassy is nearby.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13This is actually the widest staircase in Europe.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Ha-ha, look!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17It says here that some tourist got confused

0:17:17 > 0:17:19and drove his car down here cos it was so wide!

0:17:19 > 0:17:21See? You're not the only numpty, Ed!

0:17:21 > 0:17:25I nearly drove down it. Maybe I need to get a new sat nav.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27I'm off to find somewhere I CAN eat.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29While I do that, how about you find a way of linking

0:17:29 > 0:17:31from the Spanish Steps in Rome, Italy,

0:17:31 > 0:17:34to you and Michelle in Paris, France?

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Good luck, mate.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Oh! Oh, look, it says here that there used to be a French church

0:17:43 > 0:17:44at the top of the steps,

0:17:44 > 0:17:48and the steps were originally paid for by the French!

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Oh, man, I'm good at this.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Ah, Paris. The capital of France

0:17:54 > 0:17:57and one of the most beautiful and romantic cities in the world.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00So many amazing things here, but how do you decide what to do?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Well, hold out for a three-minute whistle-stop tour

0:18:03 > 0:18:05of all the top sights!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Ready...steady...allez, allez, allez!

0:18:13 > 0:18:16# Ba la-la-la la-la ba-ba-ba

0:18:16 > 0:18:18# Welcome to Paris

0:18:18 > 0:18:21# Ba la-la-la la-la ba-ba-ba

0:18:21 > 0:18:23# There's so much to see

0:18:23 > 0:18:26# Ooh, la la

0:18:26 > 0:18:28# Bonjour, ma belle Michelle

0:18:28 > 0:18:31# Let me be your tour guide

0:18:31 > 0:18:34# Je parle French very well

0:18:34 > 0:18:37# Ooh, la la

0:18:37 > 0:18:39# Sorry, Ed, we've not the time

0:18:39 > 0:18:42# Here is the Eiffel Tower

0:18:42 > 0:18:45# Built in 1889

0:18:45 > 0:18:47# Designed by Gustave Eiffel

0:18:47 > 0:18:50# The view is magnifique

0:18:50 > 0:18:55# And 100,000 people visit it every week

0:18:55 > 0:18:58# Ba la-la-la la-la ba-ba-ba

0:18:58 > 0:19:01# The Metro is the way to move

0:19:01 > 0:19:03# Ba la-la-la la-la ba-ba-ba

0:19:03 > 0:19:06# See the Mona Lisa at the Louvre

0:19:06 > 0:19:08# Ooh, la la

0:19:08 > 0:19:11# This tree-lined avenue

0:19:11 > 0:19:16# Is home to one of the world's truly iconic views

0:19:16 > 0:19:18# Ooh, la la

0:19:18 > 0:19:21# C'est le Champs-Elysees

0:19:21 > 0:19:24# The most stylish street in Paris

0:19:24 > 0:19:27# Do I look good in this beret?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30# Behold the Arc de Triomphe

0:19:30 > 0:19:32# A tribute to those who fought

0:19:32 > 0:19:35# Its eternal flame forever burns

0:19:35 > 0:19:38# A truly touching thought

0:19:38 > 0:19:40# Ba la-la-la la-la ba-ba-ba

0:19:40 > 0:19:43# A street-side cafe!

0:19:43 > 0:19:46# Ba la-la-la la-la ba-ba-ba

0:19:46 > 0:19:48# Un croissant, s'il vous plait.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51# Ooh, la la

0:19:51 > 0:19:53# On an island in the river Seine

0:19:53 > 0:19:56# Sits a huge cathedral

0:19:56 > 0:19:58# Notre Dame is its name

0:19:58 > 0:20:02# Napoleon had his coronation here

0:20:02 > 0:20:04# A French hero

0:20:04 > 0:20:06# This marks Paris's centre

0:20:06 > 0:20:10# It's called Point Zero

0:20:10 > 0:20:12# Ba la-la-la la-la ba-ba-ba

0:20:12 > 0:20:15# Time to fit in one more?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17# Ba la-la-la la-la ba-ba-ba

0:20:17 > 0:20:21# Quick look at Sacre-Coeur

0:20:21 > 0:20:23# Bonjour, monsieur Comment allez-vous?

0:20:23 > 0:20:25# Ca va bien, madame, et vous?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27# Parlez-vous francais?

0:20:27 > 0:20:28# Comme ci, comme ca

0:20:28 > 0:20:29# A quelle heure est-il?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31# Je ne sais pas. #

0:20:31 > 0:20:33- What does that mean?- I don't know.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36# Ba la-la-la la-la ba-ba-ba

0:20:36 > 0:20:39# Have we done it all yet?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41# Ba la-la-la la-la ba-ba-ba

0:20:41 > 0:20:44# Can't come to Paris and not have une baguette

0:20:44 > 0:20:47# Ba la-la-la la-la ba-ba-ba

0:20:47 > 0:20:50# Anything we've missed?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52# Ba la-la-la la-la ba-ba-ba

0:20:52 > 0:20:54# Too late - that's three minutes. #

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Ahh.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Tell you what - Paris was amazing.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Yeah, but I'm glad I wasn't born there.- Why's that?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03I don't speak French, for a start.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07And besides, I'm beginning to think I was born to live in Rome.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09It's just like me - splendido.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Fantastico.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12Blimey, it's thick.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14'Scuse me?

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Oh, sorry - not you. I was talking about that.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Pantheon? It's one of the oldest buildings in Rome,

0:21:20 > 0:21:21and the walls are up to six metres thick.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23That's three times the length of you.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25That'll be because of the roof, mate.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28It's one of the largest unsupported concrete domes in the world.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Ah! Have you been reading about Italy as well?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Don't be daft. That tour guide just said it.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36And if you want to go to the toilet, go now - they're about to shut.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Good to know.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Well, I have been reading,

0:21:39 > 0:21:42and apparently that building has burnt down twice before.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45That version was built 2,000 years ago by the emperor Hadrian.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Hadrian?! The guy that built the pyramids?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Hadrian's Wall?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Walls, pyramids - I was close enough.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Hang on! That's the same guy?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55It's amazing, isn't it? The Roman Empire

0:21:55 > 0:21:58used to stretch from here to the English-Scottish borders.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Scotland...don't, you'll make me homesick, mate.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Anyway, we've only got five more minutes.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04One thing left to see. Let's go.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Let's do this.- What about the bill? We were going to go Dutch.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09We've only got five minutesh. One thing left to shee.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10I'm joking, I'm joking.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12But seriously, we've already gone Dutch!

0:22:12 > 0:22:14We went to Holland, remember? Come on!

0:22:14 > 0:22:17No, I mean "go Dutch" as in splitting the bill!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Oh, never mind. He's right, though - we did go to Holland.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Saw some lovely windmills.

0:22:22 > 0:22:23How much?!

0:22:32 > 0:22:33# Pump out the dam

0:22:33 > 0:22:36# Pump it out No water is remaining

0:22:36 > 0:22:37# Pump out the dam

0:22:37 > 0:22:39# Pump it out The land you are reclaiming

0:22:39 > 0:22:41# Pump out the dyke

0:22:41 > 0:22:43# If you like the land You now can use it

0:22:43 > 0:22:45# Pump out the dam

0:22:45 > 0:22:47# Pump it out Keep pumping or you'll lose it

0:22:48 > 0:22:50# Windmills

0:22:50 > 0:22:51# At Zaanse Schans

0:22:51 > 0:22:53# They say that windmills built

0:22:53 > 0:22:56# The Netherlands

0:22:56 > 0:22:57# Windmills

0:22:57 > 0:23:00# Because you see Some of the Netherlands

0:23:00 > 0:23:02# Is lower than the sea

0:23:02 > 0:23:04# Over 600 windmills across this plain

0:23:04 > 0:23:06# Now only ten pairs of sails remain

0:23:06 > 0:23:08# They're used for storing wood Grinding oil and spice

0:23:08 > 0:23:10- # Should we go and check them out? - Yeah, that would be nice

0:23:10 > 0:23:12# De Huisman's the windmill and warehouse combined

0:23:12 > 0:23:14# And as I can smell It's spices it grinds

0:23:14 > 0:23:16- # De Kat is a paint mill - You serious?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18# It grinds down the pigments for raw materials

0:23:18 > 0:23:20# De Zoeker once helped drain this area

0:23:20 > 0:23:21# The thought we're below sea level's pretty scary, yeah?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23# An oil and a paint mill and cocoa too

0:23:23 > 0:23:25# That's quite a lot Is there nothing it can't do?

0:23:25 > 0:23:27# De Bonte Hen has a rotating cap

0:23:27 > 0:23:29# A feature it shares with Het Jonge Schapp

0:23:29 > 0:23:31# Which with its six sides is uniquely shaped

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- # De Bonte Hen's octagonal - Is that six?- No, eight

0:23:34 > 0:23:36# Windmills

0:23:36 > 0:23:38# At Zaanse Schans

0:23:38 > 0:23:41# They say that windmills built the Netherlands

0:23:41 > 0:23:43# Windmills

0:23:43 > 0:23:45# Because you see

0:23:45 > 0:23:49# Some of the Netherlands is lower than the sea

0:23:49 > 0:23:50# Pump out the dam

0:23:50 > 0:23:52# Pump it out No water is remaining

0:23:52 > 0:23:54# Pump out the dam

0:23:54 > 0:23:56# Pump it out The land you are reclaiming

0:23:56 > 0:23:58# Pump out the dyke

0:23:58 > 0:24:00# The land you now can use it

0:24:00 > 0:24:02# Pump out the dam

0:24:02 > 0:24:04# Pump it out Keep pumping or you'll lose it

0:24:04 > 0:24:06# The Paltrok windmill is used for storing wood

0:24:06 > 0:24:08# Lived in three places and now here for good

0:24:08 > 0:24:10# The whole thing can turn on A ring of wooden rollers

0:24:10 > 0:24:12# If we asked them nicely Do you think they would show us?

0:24:12 > 0:24:13# Talking of windmills I'd like to prove

0:24:13 > 0:24:15# It's also the name of a break-dancing move

0:24:15 > 0:24:17# The sort of thing I can pull off with ease... #

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Be my guest.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25# What's Dutch for "Call the doctor, please"?

0:24:27 > 0:24:28# Windmills

0:24:28 > 0:24:30# At Zaanse Schans

0:24:30 > 0:24:34# They say that windmills built the Netherlands

0:24:34 > 0:24:36# Windmills

0:24:36 > 0:24:37# Because you see

0:24:37 > 0:24:41# Some of the Netherlands is lower than the sea

0:24:41 > 0:24:42# Pump out the dam

0:24:42 > 0:24:45# Pump it out No water is remaining

0:24:45 > 0:24:46# Pump out the dam

0:24:46 > 0:24:49# Pump it out The land you are reclaiming

0:24:49 > 0:24:50# Pump out the dyke

0:24:50 > 0:24:53# If you like the land you now can use it

0:24:53 > 0:24:54# Pump out the dam

0:24:54 > 0:24:57# Pump it out Keep pumping or you'll lose it. #

0:24:59 > 0:25:00I can't believe we did it, Iain!

0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Rome in 30 minutes.- And I've still got one more thing to show you.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Come with me.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09OK, Petrie, just pop your hand in there, please.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Why? What is it? - It's the Bocca della Verita,

0:25:13 > 0:25:14or the Mouth of Truth.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16It's also an old drain cover.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18- Eww!- Keep your hand in.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22If you put your hand in there and you tell a lie,

0:25:22 > 0:25:23it bites your hand clean off!

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Oh. Great.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27So how do we test it, then?

0:25:27 > 0:25:29I'll ask you a few questions. Question number one...

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Er, is your name Ed Pee-pee?

0:25:34 > 0:25:35No.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38And unsurprisingly, my hand hasn't been bitten off.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Let's ask another one.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44Is Iain Stirling the most attractive presenter in all the lands?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46I doubt it.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48- Did that hurt? - Nothing happened, mate.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50- When it bit your hand clean off? - Hand's still there.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Final question, one that only you know the answer to.

0:25:53 > 0:25:59Ed Petrie. Do we have another series of All Over The Place?

0:25:59 > 0:26:00OK, I'm going to tell the truth.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03The answer to the question "Have we got another series?" is...

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Is...

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Yes!

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Is Ed telling the truth?

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Will there be another series?

0:26:13 > 0:26:16And if not, will Ed have his hand bitten off

0:26:16 > 0:26:18by a mythical Roman sewage monster?

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Well, haven't had my hand bitten off.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Which means?

0:26:23 > 0:26:24Yep, you're right!

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Europe's so big we're going to come back and see

0:26:27 > 0:26:29all the cool stuff we haven't seen yet!

0:26:29 > 0:26:33- Cos you know us, Iain. We like to go...- BOTH: All over the place!

0:26:33 > 0:26:35That's right, boys.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38We've seen some stunning European sights...

0:26:38 > 0:26:39Europe! Europe! Europe!

0:26:39 > 0:26:43..embraced each country's rich cultural history...

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Oh, no!- ..indulged in the finest of European cuisine...

0:26:46 > 0:26:48That's pretty good, yeah!

0:26:48 > 0:26:51..and as always, all your favourite CBBC chums

0:26:51 > 0:26:53have come along for the ride.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55All Over The Place!

0:26:55 > 0:26:57It's been a blast!

0:26:57 > 0:26:59That's a proper volcanic explosion we just saw there.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03Even if it didn't always go quite to plan.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05So till next time...

0:27:05 > 0:27:06You all right, cocker?

0:27:06 > 0:27:07A-ha-ha-ha!

0:27:07 > 0:27:11..you've been watching All Over The Place Europe!

0:27:11 > 0:27:12That's right.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15LAUGHTER

0:27:15 > 0:27:17It's been smashing. See you next time.