0:00:02 > 0:00:04'You want to see how I get on at the world's biggest food fight?
0:00:04 > 0:00:05'Keep watching!'
0:00:05 > 0:00:07I have never seen anything like this in my life.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Well, wipe that foodie mess off your goggles, Ed!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Cos you don't want to miss these tasty treats!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Michelle meets a mammoth French monster!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Incroyable!
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Naomi's in hiding.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Iain plays ketchup.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Chris finds life a little...
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Strange.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Victoria goes Roman about.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30And Sam and Mark get tongue-tied.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33THEY SHOUT
0:00:33 > 0:00:35BELL RINGS
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# All over the place
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# All over the place
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Me and my mates All over the place!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:49 > 0:00:52# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# All over the place
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# All over the place
0:00:57 > 0:00:59# There's stuff to do in Europe that is totally ace
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- # And it turns up... - # All over the place! #
0:01:07 > 0:01:11In France, it's illegal to name a pig Napoleon!
0:01:14 > 0:01:19Here we are at the urban jungle which is the French city of Nantes.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21A place so unlikely to have any wildlife,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I'm beginning to doubt it even as I speak.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26And you just have to look around this metropolis
0:01:26 > 0:01:27to ask the question,
0:01:27 > 0:01:30why are we here wearing these silly safari outfits?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32And yet, we have been told
0:01:32 > 0:01:36the species we are about to witness is simply incredible.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Incroyable!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Sorry, yes, incroyable!
0:01:40 > 0:01:41What is it again?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Well, it says here on the script that
0:01:43 > 0:01:46it's a giant mechanical elephant that you can ride on
0:01:46 > 0:01:48and shoots water out of its trunk.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Quite frankly, that is just ridiculous.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53A giant mechanical elephant?
0:01:53 > 0:01:54You're having a giraffe.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57ELEPHANT TOOTS HORN
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Argh!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Incroyable!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Incroyable!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08While you two dumbos get dried off, check out this guy!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10He is incroyable!
0:02:10 > 0:02:11This is the grand elephant,
0:02:11 > 0:02:13a mechanical machine that you can ride on
0:02:13 > 0:02:16and that sprays water out of his trunk!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20This area of Nantes used to be famous for shipbuilding,
0:02:20 > 0:02:22but now they build amazing mechanical creatures
0:02:22 > 0:02:24in this giant old warehouse.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's known as Les Machines De L'ile
0:02:26 > 0:02:28or The Machines Of The Isle Of Nantes.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32The elephant stands over 12 metres high.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35That's the same as eight All Over The Place cars
0:02:35 > 0:02:37stacked on top of each other!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ed and Michelle!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42You have 35 seconds to find out as much as you can
0:02:42 > 0:02:45about Les Machines De L'ile.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Ed, you have Thomas.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49He knows all about the elephant.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Michelle, you have Camille,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54who knows all about the other machines in the park.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Trois, deux, un, allez!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Er... Parlez-vous...anglais?!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Oui, yes.- Tres bien.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Have you got a favourite animal? - Yes, this one. The caterpillar.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Do you need qualifications to drive it?- Yes.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Why was it your favourite?- Erm... Because it's like dancing.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Yeah, it's like...
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Could you get in trouble for parking it in the wrong place?
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Get a big fine?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- You won't get a fine, but your car will be crushed.- Oh.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Who was the inspiration for this place?
0:03:22 > 0:03:27It's a very famous writer whose name is Jules Verne.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Has it ever broken down?- Yes, a lot.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Has it... Oh! - KLAXON SOUNDS
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Oh, time's up!- OK!- High-five it. - High-five! Whoo!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38And the winner is...
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Ed!
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Yes!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42As a special treat,
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- I have arranged a unique urban safari on the famous elephant.- Whoa!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Oh, it'll be no fun on my own. You can come too.- Yeah!
0:03:48 > 0:03:52MUSIC: Elephant by Tame Impala
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Bonjour!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03The grand elephant can carry up to 50 passengers at one time
0:04:03 > 0:04:05and it travels at an amazing top speed of...
0:04:05 > 0:04:083km per hour?! That's not very fast.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11But what it lacks in speed, it makes up for in size and sound.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Just listen to that horn!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15ELEPHANT TOOTS HORN
0:04:15 > 0:04:17The horn is operated inside the body of the elephant
0:04:17 > 0:04:19using a specially-designed device
0:04:19 > 0:04:21that works a bit like holding a balloon
0:04:21 > 0:04:24and letting the air out of the end.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27I wonder what inspirational French author Jules Verne...
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- IMITATING FRENCH ACCENT:- ..would 'ave made of these magnifique creatures.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Welcome to La Galerie des Machines,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37inspired by the designs of Leonardo da Vinci.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- IMITATING FRENCH ACCENT:- And me! 19th-century novelist,
0:04:40 > 0:04:42playwright and poet, Jules Verne,
0:04:42 > 0:04:45createur of marvellous, magical worlds.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Indeed, Mr Verne.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Let me introduce you to the giant ant.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53It invites four passengers on board and they help to...
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Sorry, please, don't touch that.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Don't touch it.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59They help to manoeuvre the legs, the head and the mouth.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02It reminds me of my adventure story,
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Journey To The Centre Of The Earthworm.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Don't you mean A Journey To The Centre Of The Earth?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12I think I know my own novels, Madame.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14HE SNORTS IN DISGUST
0:05:14 > 0:05:17And this is the marvellous heron bird.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20It has the ability to fly across the main hall,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22above the magnificent heron tree,
0:05:22 > 0:05:27where real-life plants and mechanical ones live together side by side.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Monsieur Verne! Get out of there, please!
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Non!
0:05:30 > 0:05:31I like this flying device.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34It reminds me of a tale of intrepid travel
0:05:34 > 0:05:37which I wrote in the year 1873
0:05:37 > 0:05:41entitled Around The Car Park In Eight And A Half Minutes.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44I think you mean Around The World In 80 Days.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I don't recall a car park, Mr Verne.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48How dare you, tour guide lady!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Questioning me, the famous Jules Verne!
0:05:51 > 0:05:56Now, this is the truly extraordinary Carrousel Des Mondes Marins.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59It is split over three different levels
0:05:59 > 0:06:02and stands at a whopping 25 metres high.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Regarde! It is an inspiration to all.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09And reminds me of a tale of a terrifying sea bird
0:06:09 > 0:06:11that I penned in the year 1870
0:06:11 > 0:06:15entitled 20 Centimetres Under The Sea.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Now, I'm sure you mean 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22The voyage of Captain Nemo to the bottom of the ocean.
0:06:22 > 0:06:2620 centimetres really isn't that deep or terrifying, Mr Verne.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Um, actually, I think you might be right.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31You're not the real Jules Verne, are you?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Non.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34My name is...Dave.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36I'm from Lewisham.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43The longest tie in the world comes from Croatia.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45It was over 800 metres long,
0:06:45 > 0:06:48and was tied around a famous monument!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56MUSIC: Fix Up, Look Sharp by Dizzee Rascal
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Hey, Ed!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Oh, loving the cravat.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01That is what this is, isn't it?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yes, it is, because unlike some people,
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I respect the customs of the country that I'm visiting,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09which is why I'm here for the traditional changing of the cravat.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Changing of the cravat?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Yes, haven't changed this one for a fortnight,
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- and trust me, it needs changing... - That's gross.- ..for this one.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Ed, I think there's been some big mix-up here.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23We're here for the changing of the guard of the Cravat Regiment.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25It's a tradition here. Look.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27You see? Nothing to do with
0:07:27 > 0:07:30your horrible, tasteless choice of cravats.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Um, I'll have you know that these are very stylish.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34You like my cravats, don't you?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37He likes them.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Likes them? He loves them!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44And so do the rest of the Croatian Cravat Regiment!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Someone from Croatia is called a Croat
0:07:46 > 0:07:50and years ago, people saw Croatian soldiers wearing natty scarves
0:07:50 > 0:07:52and called them after the folk themselves.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56But, they mispronounced Croat as Cravat!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58But that's not the end of the story, Ed.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Cos, over the years, the cravat has developed into the tie,
0:08:00 > 0:08:02which is now worn around the world,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04so Croatia is the home of the tie too!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Right, oh, which is why you've brought me to this tie shop.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Exactly!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09(She's so organised.)
0:08:09 > 0:08:13MUSIC: Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Does everyone in Croatia wear a tie all the time, everywhere they go?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18It's not like we're born with ties
0:08:18 > 0:08:20or just, you know, put on a tie and pop out and have a coffee.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22But, you know, most people in Croatia,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24most of the time do wear ties, you know,
0:08:24 > 0:08:26for work and everyday stuff.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30So, what's the most expensive tie that you have in this shop?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32The most expensive tie, currently, that we have in the shop
0:08:32 > 0:08:34is the line right behind you.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36See these sparkly things?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38This is actually
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- 24-carat gold threads. - NAOMI GASPS
0:08:41 > 0:08:44This tie is £328.30,
0:08:44 > 0:08:48but the most expensive tie in the world, covered in diamonds,
0:08:48 > 0:08:51cost an eye-watering £136,000!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I kid you not!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55How many different knots are there?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59There are like 85 knots that are like the most popular
0:08:59 > 0:09:01and like the most used.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03And there are five, six knots
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- that you can actually see like everyday in the street.- Wow.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07I better start practising.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11MUSIC: Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Urgh, the tie's meant to be under the collar.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Where's the knot?!
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Oh! You're so KNOT taking this seriously, Ed!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Finally! Oh, that's more like it. That's...
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Hang on.- Yeah, I know, Naomi.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I don't think he's ever going to be a tie-tying champion.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Welcome to Tie Mania!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43The ultimate knot-tying event!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45No other aggressive, wrestling-themed,
0:09:45 > 0:09:48high-flying competition comes close...
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Because there aren't any!
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Tonight, we have, possibly, the greatest knot-off ever seen.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57In the red corner,
0:09:57 > 0:10:01the undefeated tie-tying master of disaster himself,
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Tie-Phoon!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10HE GROWLS
0:10:12 > 0:10:15And in the blue corner, the challenger.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19The tassel-tying terror, Triple Knot!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25SPINE CRUNCHES
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- BELL RINGS - And they're off!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Tie-Phoon goes for the throat.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33His own throat, mind, with a simple Half Windsor!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37It's simple, but effective.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40How will Triple Knot counter such a solid start?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Argh!- It's a Novotny knot!
0:10:45 > 0:10:46So elegant, so complex.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Tie-Phoon is blown away!
0:10:49 > 0:10:50What will be his answer?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Argh! Ha, ha!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58He's made a right monkey's fist of it, literally!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00That's the name of the knot!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Is impressive, but it's only for decoration!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04It's not the knot he needs!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07What will be Triple Knot's response?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Whoa!
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Noooo!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Mind your laces. We don't want you tripping up, do we?
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Aw, thanks for that, mate.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Ooh! Reef knot. Classic.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Well, folks! It looks like this match...
0:11:23 > 0:11:24is a tie!
0:11:27 > 0:11:28BOTH: Whoa!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Sicily is closer to Africa than Rome!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46# Agrigento
0:11:46 > 0:11:48# Agrigento
0:11:48 > 0:11:50# Agrigento
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# Agrigento
0:11:52 > 0:11:54# Agrigento
0:11:54 > 0:11:56# Agrigento
0:11:56 > 0:11:58# Agrigento
0:11:58 > 0:11:59# Agrigento
0:11:59 > 0:12:03# Here we are in Agrigento
0:12:03 > 0:12:06# In southwest Sicily
0:12:07 > 0:12:10# At the site of what was once
0:12:10 > 0:12:14# An Ancient Greek colony
0:12:14 > 0:12:17# But its walls came tumbling down
0:12:17 > 0:12:21# And all that's left As you can see
0:12:21 > 0:12:25# Are the ruins of places of worship
0:12:25 > 0:12:28# In the Valle dei Templi
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- BOTH: # And if you close your eyes - Agrigento
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- # It almost feels like - Agrigento
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- # We're in Ancient Greece - Agrigento
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- # Watching the sunrise - Agrigento
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- # In temples that were built - Agrigento
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- # They seem due east - Agrigento
0:12:46 > 0:12:49# Here in the Valley of the Temples
0:12:49 > 0:12:53# Here in the Valley of the Temples
0:12:53 > 0:12:56# Temple of Concord
0:12:56 > 0:12:58# Temple of Juno
0:12:58 > 0:13:01# Temple of Hercules
0:13:01 > 0:13:04# Where the Greeks would come to pray
0:13:04 > 0:13:07# To Gods in times BC
0:13:08 > 0:13:12# And the ruined temple of Zeus
0:13:12 > 0:13:16# Was once the greatest of them all
0:13:16 > 0:13:19# And these giant stone figures
0:13:19 > 0:13:22# Once held up its mighty walls
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- BOTH: # And if you close your eyes - Agrigento
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- # It almost feels like - Agrigento
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- # We're in that ancient town - Agrigento
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- # Watch the temples' demise - Agrigento
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- # As the Carthaginians - Agrigento
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- # Tear our walls down - Agrigento
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Here in the Valley of the Temples
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# Here in the Valley of the Temples
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# This place was named Akragas
0:13:51 > 0:13:54# Once a powerful city
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- # Was named after a river and a crab - Crab
0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Even had its own currency
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- BOTH: # And if you close your eyes - Agrigento
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- # It almost feels like - Agrigento
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- # We've gone back in time - Agrigento
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- # Wish I'd been alive - Agrigento
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- # To see this ancient city - Agrigento
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- # In its prime - Agrigento
0:14:20 > 0:14:24# Here in the Valley of the Temples
0:14:24 > 0:14:27# Here in the Valley of the Temples
0:14:27 > 0:14:29# Agrigento
0:14:29 > 0:14:31# Agrigento
0:14:31 > 0:14:33# Agrigento
0:14:33 > 0:14:35# Agrigento! #
0:14:46 > 0:14:49It's thought the cuckoo clock was invented in Germany
0:14:49 > 0:14:51in the 18th century.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Cuckoo, cuckoo!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- DISTORTED:- Weird.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Unreal.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Far out.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Strange.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Ordinary objects...
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Made into extraordinary art...
0:15:09 > 0:15:14- BOTH:- At Berlin's Museum of the Surreal.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31This is The Museum of the Surreal in Berlin -
0:15:31 > 0:15:35jam-packed with ordinary objects placed in a certain way
0:15:35 > 0:15:37to make them look surreal.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Surreal means unreal or bizarre looking.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Let's hope we're not disturbed by what we are about to see!
0:15:43 > 0:15:46As if Ed and Chris aren't disturbing enough already.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Maybe there's no-one else here.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- I'm here.- Ah, you must be Vlad. - Yes, it's me.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54It's a bit scary in here.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57No, it looks scary, but there is only positive things.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00I want to show that real life can be more interesting
0:16:00 > 0:16:02than fantasy movies.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Can we have a look around? - Of course, of course, no problem.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09- You are welcome. I'm a very friendly director.- I can see that.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Each of these objects had a previous life as an everyday item,
0:16:14 > 0:16:16and you wouldn't have looked twice at them.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19But now they've been placed together as exhibits in this unique
0:16:19 > 0:16:23museum, some of them look very strange indeed!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25At first, I thought this was a prosthetic limb,
0:16:25 > 0:16:28but look at the height, perfect for a high-five?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I think that this is in case you want to celebrate,
0:16:30 > 0:16:32but you're all on your own.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- You just...get a quick high-five. - Oh, right.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36You'll get a lot of use out of it, then.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Oh, don't listen to Ed.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40You were right, first time, Chris.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41This IS a replacement hand!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Look at this. It's like a personal submarine.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Funnily enough, this is actually made out of submarine parts.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49It's an iron lung.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53So that people whose lungs were damaged could breathe artificially.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55And how long would someone be in one of these things?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Well, there was a woman who went into one of these
0:16:57 > 0:17:00when she was 20 years old and she was 80 when she died.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03This is Vlad's favourite object.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Oh, I love this.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08I kind of want to take it home.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10It looks like the sort of thing you could
0:17:10 > 0:17:13win as a prize on a surreal-art-based game show.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14'Hello, welcome...'
0:17:14 > 0:17:18and guten Tag to Real Or Surreal,
0:17:18 > 0:17:22everyone's favourite surreal-art-based game show.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Our contestant has to find objects in the museum and tell me what
0:17:26 > 0:17:31their function was before they were turned into pieces of surreal art.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34So let's meet our first contestant, Christine!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Excuse me, you're being very loud. We can hear you two rooms over.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Do you like the museum?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Yeah, I love it. I think the objects in it are great.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Likes the sound of his own voice, doesn't he?
0:17:45 > 0:17:50Can you find me a brown spherical object in a green metal stand?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- I think I can, yeah.- Go on, then.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- I'll give you a clue, it's over there.- Oh, right.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58And while he's finding that...
0:17:58 > 0:18:03Did you know that surreal actually means super-real or beyond reality?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Found it!
0:18:05 > 0:18:06So what do you think it is?
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Maybe it's an unpainted metal globe.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13It is in fact a 1930s washing machine.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21Can you find a metal box with a glass top on it?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Yeah, I think I could probably find that.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Arr!
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Did you know that surreal things often represent unconscious
0:18:28 > 0:18:29thoughts or dreams?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- Oh, I'm having a nightmare. - I've got it!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35So, what do you think it is?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38At first, I thought it was maybe a spaceship for a cat,
0:18:38 > 0:18:41but then I realised it actually kind of looks like a street lamp,
0:18:41 > 0:18:43so I'm going to say it's a German street lamp.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Unfortunately, the answer I was looking for was Berlin street lamp.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- So technically, it's correct. - No, it's on the card, no.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52What a shame.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59You must find a metal pole with five metal rings wrapped around it.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03I'll give you a clue - it looks a bit surreal.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Not much of a clue.- Off you go.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Um...- You took your time.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Right, what is this?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Uh...I've not even seen it yet.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15It's a utensil for washing clothes.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17You put it in the water and you go like this.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Very simple, just like you.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24Well, I'm afraid you've lost, so I have to award you the booby prize.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28You have to put this on top of your head and stay here forever.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Goodbye! Stay there.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38The famous Spanish painter Pablo Picasso
0:19:38 > 0:19:42has actually got 23 names - Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula...
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Iain, why do you keep carrying around that stupid tomato?
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Don't listen to him, Tommy.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55He doesn't understand our unique relationship.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57You can't talk to fruit, it's weird.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59You used to talk to plants!
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- Nobody is looking for a cactus boyfriend.- I am!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05That's different, very different.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08And this breaks all sorts of rules about plant life crossing
0:20:08 > 0:20:10international borders.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Look, Ed, me and Tommy have been through a lot.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16# A chance to talk A chance to grow... #
0:20:19 > 0:20:22And this tomato appreciation event is going to be
0:20:22 > 0:20:24the pinnacle of our relationship.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Yes, it is.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Actually, I suppose it is a good idea you brought him along today.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- Tommy, no!- I'm sorry, Iain, those are the rules of the event.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38You can't throw a tomato unless it has been squashed first.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41You'll pay for this.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44You'll pay!
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Now you're getting it!
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Don't worry about Tommy, he's come to the right place
0:20:48 > 0:20:51because 120 tonnes of tomatoes get squished
0:20:51 > 0:20:54and then thrown here at La Tomatina -
0:20:54 > 0:20:56the world's biggest food fight!
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Every year, 20,000 people descend on Bunol's cobbled streets to
0:21:00 > 0:21:04get covered from head to toma-toe in tomatoes!
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Did you know that tomatoes are in fact a fruit, not a vegetable?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10They contain ascorbic acid, which is
0:21:10 > 0:21:13very good for the skin. But the locals aren't
0:21:13 > 0:21:15bothered about that - they just want to protect their houses
0:21:15 > 0:21:20from the onslaught of squashed tomatoes. Ready for La Tomatina!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22So why do you have a tomato-throwing festival?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Because it was a little bit crazy.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26One day in the middle of a parade,
0:21:26 > 0:21:28one of them was angry with another one
0:21:28 > 0:21:30and tried to throw the first tomato.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Oh, so basically it was a normal festival,
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- but there was a food fight and it got a bit out of control.- Yes.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37So what sort of tomatoes are they?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40They are special tomatoes. They are grown especially for La Tomatina.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41So they're not for eating?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- No.- What's different about them, then?
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Their size is different. They're larger. And they are soft.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52- So if you threw one at Ed's big nose, it'd be OK.- Yeah.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I think my nose will look like a tomato by the end of the day,
0:21:54 > 0:21:56by the sounds of it.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Over 60 different nationalities compete to be crowned...
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Well, there is no winner, really, they all just get
0:22:01 > 0:22:03covered in squashed tomatoes!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I think you might need some stylish eye protection, boys!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09This is a bit more extreme than I realised, I think.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12We wear the glasses for the tomato juice.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16- Because it is dangerous for the eyes.- Right.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Well, we'll need to get you some ridiculous goggles then, Ed.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21So, what's going to happen to us?
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- You're going to receive a lot of tomatoes.- Yeah.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- There's going to be tomato... - WOMAN:- Tomato!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Thank you. That woman just clarified your point.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33What's it like when the tomatoes hit you? What does it feel like?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Well, you're going to be on the top of one truck.- Yes.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- So you're going to be a target... - Brilliant.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42..for 22,000 people.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45That's right, Ed and Iain are going to be put to work
0:22:45 > 0:22:49dishing out the tomatoes by hand to these food fighters below.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Five dumper trucks filled with
0:22:50 > 0:22:54tomatoes wind their way down the 400-metre street with up
0:22:54 > 0:22:58to 40 people in each one giving out the tomatoes to be thrown.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Ed and Iain will have to stay as clean as possible to win
0:23:01 > 0:23:03the All Over The Place trophy.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06I think it's time for a costume-change montage!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I need a bit of privacy.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Two television presenters.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Two pristine white boiler suits.
0:23:13 > 0:23:1520,000 angry people.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18And over 120 tonnes of tomatoes.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22This. Could. Get. Messy!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Oh, I've got a stain on my sleeve!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Messier than that, Ed.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29May the cleanest man win.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Well, I'm sure being dressed like this won't attract
0:23:32 > 0:23:35the interest of a tomato-hurling crowd.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Ignore me, Spanish person!
0:23:36 > 0:23:40I am merely a television presenter from a TV programme.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Oh, my! Ow!
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Ed and Iain will have to stay clean for just one hour, but
0:23:46 > 0:23:50they will be sitting right here, on top of around 30,000 tomatoes!
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Ooooh!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I've never trodden on this much food before!
0:24:00 > 0:24:04They are now harnessed in and ready for the food fiesta to begin.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08If I had to describe the atmosphere now, I'd say - contained chaos?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10This is probably under the surface.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Our plans to stay clean so far have been unsuccessful.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16And everyone is telling us we shouldn't be down in the front
0:24:16 > 0:24:19because we are dressed all in white and we are now targets.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22The word target has been used far too much today for my liking.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Oh, right, that's my bum imprint!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Wuah, lovely!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30The tension is mounting. The crowd awaits.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Ed and Iain are on the move!
0:24:37 > 0:24:38There is no turning back now!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Keep me clean, guys!
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Tres, dos, uno, tomato!
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Aaaah!
0:24:56 > 0:24:59It's the end of the world! With fruit!
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Look down there!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11I have never seen anything like this in my life.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17There just seems to be an endless supply of tomatoes.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32It's tomato mayhem!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35And at the halfway stage, it looks like Iain is a shade less red
0:25:35 > 0:25:39than Ed. But there is still 30 minutes left to dodge the tomatoes.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42MUSIC SOUNDS
0:25:42 > 0:25:46HE SCREAMS
0:25:46 > 0:25:49I've never been more tomatoey in my entire life!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54I know it looks bonkers, but all that's hurt is
0:25:54 > 0:25:58people's pride when they get covered in 120 tonnes of the red stuff!
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Remember, this is the world biggest ORGANISED food fight.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Don't try this at home with your own tomatoes -
0:26:04 > 0:26:05they just want to be eaten.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Just in case you're wondering how our cameraman is doing...
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Keep up the good work!
0:26:21 > 0:26:25No cameramen were harmed during the making of this film...just tomatoes.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Craziest thing I think I've ever done.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Ed!
0:26:34 > 0:26:37That seems perfectly normal now.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40I think Ed and Iain have given up on staying clean. This one will
0:26:40 > 0:26:42all come down to the judges' final decision.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- FIREWORKS EXPLODE - Whooooa!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- That's the end.- That's the end. That firework is the end.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52The crowd salute our brave warriors - battered
0:26:52 > 0:26:56and bruised just like the tomatoes they've thrown.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I think that was the most intense thing I've ever experienced.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Definitely the most intense thing ever involving fruit.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04You've got to remember, we were sat on top of this.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05It was full of tomatoes.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09- Look at it now.- Completely empty. Five trucks' worth!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11But the question is,
0:27:11 > 0:27:15who will be crowned cleanest Tomatina tomato thrower?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Hey.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Oh, he's a big hugger.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Good job, but only one can be a winner. And today, the winner is...
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Iain.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Yes!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29GROWLING: That's for you, Tommy!
0:27:29 > 0:27:34- That was a draw, surely. - No, I was moderately less messy.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37We both didn't do particularly well.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38But thanks!
0:27:38 > 0:27:42You've been watching All Over The Place: Europe!