0:00:02 > 0:00:04If you want to know why Chris and I are dressed as Santa,
0:00:04 > 0:00:06in the middle of summer, then keep watching.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Fasten your tinsel seat belts as this is going to be
0:00:09 > 0:00:14a cracker of a ride with Naomi rummaging around in bear poo...
0:00:14 > 0:00:15It doesn't smell too bad.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19..Michelle showing off her best robot moves,
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Sam and Mark are smashing,
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Iain looking bedraggled
0:00:24 > 0:00:26and Johny singing to some chips.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Johny is the best. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# All over the place
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# All over the place
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# North, south, east, west On a bit of a quest
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Me and my mates All over the place
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# Whatever we do is strange but true
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# All over the place
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# All over the place
0:00:51 > 0:00:54# There's stuff to do in Europe that is totally ace
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# And it turns up all over the place. #
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Italy, Rome.
0:01:02 > 0:01:07The word "Ciao" means both hello and goodbye. That's handy.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25I'm Neil Oliver,
0:01:25 > 0:01:30television's favourite Scottish historian with long, swishy hair.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'm also Neil Oliver.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I also have long, swishy hair.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38And we're in a country they call Italia.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42In a city they call Rome-dinium.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45No, Rome. They just call it Rome.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49We're standing on a hill made from pottery.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53It sounds potty,
0:01:53 > 0:01:56but the whole hill really is made of 2,000-year-old broken pots.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58It's 45 metres high,
0:01:58 > 0:02:02which is around 25 Harry Styles stacked on top of each other!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05The Romans were a pretty clever bunch, though,
0:02:05 > 0:02:09because the archaeologists now have piles and piles to study,
0:02:09 > 0:02:11but I wonder who broke all those pots.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Sounds like a smashing job to me.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19It's just my new job.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22If you're checking for quality, you're being a bit heavy-handed.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25No, no, no. These are called amphora.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27They're used for importing olive oil in.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Problem is - they're very tricky to clean,
0:02:30 > 0:02:32which means, if you're reusing them,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35the residue from the old olive oil makes the new olive oil
0:02:35 > 0:02:38go a bit manky, so, instead of cleaning them,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40the importer has hired me to...
0:02:40 > 0:02:45- oh, sounds smashing.- You said it!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Finally, being a clumsy halfwit is playing. Do you know what?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51One day, there'll be a huge mountain of smashed pottery
0:02:51 > 0:02:56right in this spot and I'll turn to my kids and say, "Daddy did that."
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Proud moment. Can I have a go?- Knock yourself out. Not literally, though.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I did try smashing one of those on my head earlier.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05They're harder than they look.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Wahey!- See! Brilliant, innit? A job that even I can't mess up.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Oi! When are you two going to get started?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- I'm not paying you for nothing, you know?- Get started?
0:03:13 > 0:03:17I've already smashed about 300 because I'm a legend.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Not for me you haven't. My warehouse is on Tastacchio Road.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22This is Rustacchio Road.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28Oh, so whose are all of these, then?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35You must be Brutus.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I may have dropped a few things.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- See! Happens to the best of us. - HE GROWLS
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Run!
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Ed and Iain!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I mean Neil Oliver-Petrie and Neil Oliver-Stirling,
0:03:48 > 0:03:51you have 34 seconds to find out about pottery mountain.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Neil Oliver-Petrie, you have Charo,
0:03:54 > 0:03:56who knows all about the history of the area,
0:03:56 > 0:03:58and Neil Oliver-Stirling,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01you've got Antoni, who knows all about the hill
0:04:01 > 0:04:03and what it's made of.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Tre! Due! Uno! Via!
0:04:07 > 0:04:12- Why are the jars here?- Because the Romans brought them here.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- What's the hill made of? - It's just shards of Roman pottery.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Which countries did the jars come from?- From Spain.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Just Spain?- Just Spain and Africa.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Do you find whole pieces or just shards?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Just shards. Little shards.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- And what were the jars made from? - Clay.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Do you ever stick them together and make a new pottery
0:04:30 > 0:04:32and put them in your house and bake a cake?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35We bring the pots to the museum.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Do you like my accent?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I like your accent and your hair. Your hair is fantastic.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41KLAXON BLARES
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh, dear! We've run out of time.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47The person that found out the most facts is Neil Oliver!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Ah, I knew it would be me! - I knew it would be me.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Come on, let's face it, boys,
0:04:51 > 0:04:54you're a long way off becoming proper archaeologists,
0:04:54 > 0:04:56unlike these guys.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59They've been sifting through this site for 11 years,
0:04:59 > 0:05:01piecing together amphora from the fragments.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03They must have studied
0:05:03 > 0:05:07The All Over The Place Guide To Archaeological Digging.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09So, if you want to be a proper archaeologist,
0:05:09 > 0:05:13not like these two jokers, then listen up.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Step one - Choose the best place to start a dig site
0:05:17 > 0:05:20using local history and land maps.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Digging in the wrong place can prove costly,
0:05:23 > 0:05:27so I've decided to start digging here
0:05:27 > 0:05:31where there's a big hole and some conveniently-placed scaffolding.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Step two - Dig, using shovels and large sieves
0:05:34 > 0:05:38to uncover fragile treasures. No digging here today, though.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40What we do now?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Just swirl your hair around.
0:05:44 > 0:05:51Step 3 - All artefacts must be brushed, washed and identified.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Every day, up to 30 fragments of amphora are sifted through.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00You must record the date and analyse the fragments.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05Sometimes fragments have clues that can help you deduce their age.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Or you could just use the Wi-Fi.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10SPLASH
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Oh! There's no more Wi-Fi.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Step 4 - Artefacts may then be included in a museum
0:06:16 > 0:06:19or taken away for further research,
0:06:19 > 0:06:22but I've put one aside just for you two.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Did you make this from pieces of pottery you found here?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Yes.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31I thought so. There's a few bits missing.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32POT SMASHES
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- You dropped it on the floor.- Yes.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Belgium! Bruges!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Belgium is very flat.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48The highest point in Belgium
0:06:48 > 0:06:52is lower than the world's tallest building.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57Did you know that the average Belgian eats 75kg of French fries a year?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58You're making me hungry now, Ed.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01That's the same weight as 3,303 common frogs.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Why are you telling me all these facts about French fries, Ed?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- I could really eat some.- Because we're going to the frites museum.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11According to this, it's the only French fries museum in the world.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Makes you think, doesn't it, Johny? - I love chips!
0:07:27 > 0:07:32- Get your own!- Just one!- How dare you! Who do you think you are?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- I'm Cedric. I'm the director of the museum.- OK.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37What's your fascination with French fries?
0:07:37 > 0:07:41It's a typical Belgian food, so we wanted to show it to the public.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Hang on. If it's Belgian food, why is it called French fries?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47During the First World War,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49the American soldiers thought they were in France
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- and they called it French fries. - They're delicious!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55If you want, I can show you how to make some. Just follow me.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Let's go to the cellar.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Cedric's whopping collection of potato-based stuff
0:08:03 > 0:08:07includes antique kitchen kit and old-school chippy artwork,
0:08:07 > 0:08:11but it's not just Cedric who loves potatoes.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22That's the same weight as 4,000 jumbo jets!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Cedric, where do we start? - First of all, you take some fries.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Just put them into the beef fat we have.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Just be careful. It's really, really hot.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34You will see bubbles coming out and you'll hear the noise.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Here we have big bubbles. We say the fries are singing.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I think they're singing, "Please don't eat me!"
0:08:42 > 0:08:47You put them in and then you shake them. That's an important part.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Am I doing this right, Cedric?- Just let them cook.- Listen to them sing.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52# Johny is the best
0:08:52 > 0:08:54# And he's going to put on five kilos. #
0:08:54 > 0:08:57If you shake them right, you remove quite a lot of fat from it.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00It's the sauce which is bad, not the fries.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Now for the finishing touch - mayonnaise.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04What do you think, Cedric?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- I'm a much better fry-maker than Ed, right?- These one are quite good.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- It's OK.- All right. It's not a competition
0:09:11 > 0:09:12or is it?
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Today's contestant, all the way from The North. What's your name?
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- It's Johny.- That's nice. Look at these chips.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- They look nice, don't they? Would you like some?- Yes, please.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Well, you can't have them yet.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33You've got to answer a series of questions
0:09:33 > 0:09:34and, for every question you get right,
0:09:34 > 0:09:38you'll be one step closer to this cone of starchy goodness.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42If you get a question wrong, you have to pour a mystery condiment on them.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Do you know what a condiment is? - Oh, yeah, course.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- It's like when you have... - It's the posh name for a sauce.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51I thought you would have known that. Ready for your first question, Jeff?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Yeah! Bring it on!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Where did the potato originally come from?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Was it A - Sweden, B - my uncle Bob's allotment,
0:10:03 > 0:10:05or C - Peru?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Definitely B - your uncle Bob's allotment.- No.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11The correct answer is Peru. That's it, there.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Put the condiment on.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Oh! What is it?- It's coconut milk and vinaigrette.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Two things that really don't go together.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25True or false - the first vegetable grown in space was a potato?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I've got turnip in my head for some reason. I'm going to say false.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33Oh, Johny, you are a turnip head. It is, in fact, true.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36NASA developed the technology to grow a potato in space
0:10:36 > 0:10:38so it could feed astronauts.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Talking of space, there's plenty of space left on these fries
0:10:42 > 0:10:44for some more mystery condiments.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45What's in it this time?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48It's gravy with apricots.
0:10:50 > 0:10:56Joely, there are 80 different varieties of potato grown in the UK.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Can you name 47?- What?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Oh, I'm sorry. Three. - Jersey Royal.- Yes.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02- Maris Piper.- Yes.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- King Edward!- Yes! Yes, you've done it!
0:11:06 > 0:11:10You can finally eat some of these manky French fries. Get stuck in.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- You had forgotten that was your prize.- Yeah, I did, actually.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Join us next week for more Play Your Spuds Right.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- France!- Nantes!
0:11:21 > 0:11:26The most expensive painting ever is by the French artist Paul Cezanne.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31The Card Players sold for £160 million. How much?!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38MUSIC: Get Lucky by Daft Punk
0:11:43 > 0:11:47# We're here in Western France
0:11:47 > 0:11:51# In the green city of Nantes
0:11:51 > 0:11:55# Close to the Atlantic Sea
0:11:55 > 0:11:59# This country's sixth largest city
0:12:00 > 0:12:04# And look what we found
0:12:04 > 0:12:08# Painted here on the ground
0:12:08 > 0:12:12# A simple green line
0:12:12 > 0:12:18# Follow it and you'll find
0:12:18 > 0:12:20# Cool installations of art
0:12:20 > 0:12:21# Doesn't matter where you start
0:12:21 > 0:12:24# It's so easy to take part
0:12:24 > 0:12:26# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:12:26 > 0:12:28# 15-kilometre trail
0:12:28 > 0:12:30# A truly artistic grail
0:12:30 > 0:12:32# To see great works you won't fail
0:12:32 > 0:12:34# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:12:34 > 0:12:36# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:12:36 > 0:12:38# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:12:38 > 0:12:40# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:12:40 > 0:12:43# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:12:49 > 0:12:53# Play football in a shed
0:12:53 > 0:12:57# Or five-hoop basketball instead
0:12:57 > 0:13:01# Invent new ways to play
0:13:01 > 0:13:05# Then continue on your way
0:13:07 > 0:13:10# Can't trust my eyes
0:13:10 > 0:13:14# Tape measure supersized
0:13:14 > 0:13:18# An everyday tool
0:13:18 > 0:13:23# Made to look super cool
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# There is no need for a map
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Follow this line, you'll come back
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# It's there to keep you on track
0:13:30 > 0:13:32# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:13:32 > 0:13:34# The trail is beyond compare
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Was the idea of the Mayor
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Great art he wanted to share
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:13:42 > 0:13:44# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# The art in Nantes is well funky
0:13:51 > 0:13:53# The art in Nantes is well funky
0:13:53 > 0:13:55# And we've come over Daft Punk-y
0:13:55 > 0:13:57# Good God, these helmets are chunky
0:13:57 > 0:14:00# So much to see
0:14:00 > 0:14:05# In the Loire estuary
0:14:05 > 0:14:08# So take a chance
0:14:08 > 0:14:13# En la voyage a Nantes
0:14:13 > 0:14:15# Cool installations of art
0:14:15 > 0:14:17# Doesn't matter where you start
0:14:17 > 0:14:19# It's so easy to take part
0:14:19 > 0:14:21# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:21 > 0:14:24# 15-kilometre trail
0:14:24 > 0:14:26# A truly artistic grail
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# To see great works you won't fail
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:30 > 0:14:32# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:32 > 0:14:34# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:34 > 0:14:36# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:36 > 0:14:38# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:38 > 0:14:40# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:40 > 0:14:42# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:42 > 0:14:44# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:44 > 0:14:46# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:46 > 0:14:49# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:49 > 0:14:51# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:51 > 0:14:52# We've come to Nantes to get arty
0:14:52 > 0:14:55# We've come to Nantes to get arty. #
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Croatia! Kuterevo!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09The largest box of popcorn was made in Croatia
0:15:09 > 0:15:11and took almost two hours to fill.
0:15:14 > 0:15:19Isn't this fantastic? Being in the great outdoors, miles from anywhere.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Yeah, miles from any toilet. I'm just going to nip in here for a bit.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- Oh.- What?- I wouldn't, if I were you. - Why not?
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- I hear there might be bears. - Bears?- Yeah.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- This is Croatia, not Alaska. - Yeah, I know.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35You present a few wildlife programmes
0:15:35 > 0:15:36and you think you know it all.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38"Oh, hello, I'm Naomi Wilkinson.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41"On today's nightmares of na-na-na,
0:15:41 > 0:15:43"I'm going to tell you all about the bears in Croatia
0:15:43 > 0:15:45"and the penguins on the moon."
0:15:45 > 0:15:48All right, don't say I didn't warn you.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50BEAR GROWLS
0:15:50 > 0:15:53You're right! There are bears in Croatia!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I miss Steve Backshall.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Ed! I told you to go before we left.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02And yes, there certainly are bears here at the Kuterevo Bear Sanctuary.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Eight of them, to be precise.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Because of hunters, these bears were brought here for protection.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11As cubs, they wouldn't have survived on their own in the wild.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Now, they're looked after by volunteers.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Volunteers who know about bears.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20We can definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- feed the bears. Isn't that right? - No, I'm afraid not.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- You can't.- Told you! - Well, you've got loads of food.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Yep. I'm feeding them.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I'm feeding them every day and they are used to me
0:16:29 > 0:16:33but not to you, but you can help me. You can help me prepare some food.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34- Oh, good!- Good! Let's get stuck in.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39- So, how many wild bears are there in Croatia?- Officially, around 1,000.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Seems like they're having a nice time.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42What's their favourite thing to do?
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Well, they like to spend lots of time in water and to swim
0:16:45 > 0:16:47and, also, they like to look for food.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Look at this one! Look how much this one wants some food!
0:16:50 > 0:16:51That one definitely likes food
0:16:51 > 0:16:53and that one is having a bath, so you were right,
0:16:53 > 0:16:55you're absolutely right.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Do they love lettuce? - They adore lettuce.- Do they?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- It's like a full meal.- Yeah, look how much she enjoys that.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06I never imagined that a bear would really get into eating a lettuce.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14They can weigh up to 362 kgs,
0:17:14 > 0:17:17which is about the weight of a large piano.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20How do you tell that they're healthy and that they're getting enough food?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- We check with the poo. - Ah, yes! Good idea!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Check with Pooh Bear because he'd know about bears,
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- being a bear and everything.- No, not Pooh Bear. You check the bear poo.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Well, this is something I never thought I'd find myself doing.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Holding a box of bear poo.- Yes.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Is this how you tell what it's been eating?- Exactly. Yeah.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41You can see cherry seeds, you can see that they were eating grass,
0:17:41 > 0:17:44sometimes you can find ants inside, and even wasps or bees.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Look at all the sweetcorn in there!
0:17:47 > 0:17:48I don't want to go into too much detail,
0:17:48 > 0:17:51but that happens sometimes when I eat sweetcorn.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I do not want to know that!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I don't go through my poo afterwards in a box, though.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00- I'm not a weirdo like Naomi. - So, they can't digest everything.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04No, because their digestion system is made for digesting meat,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06not grass, but they actually eat everything,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09so the food like grass and plants cannot be digested.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11It doesn't smell too bad. Give it a smell!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- It's a bit whiffy, though, isn't it? - He heard you.- Sorry.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15He's like, "That's mine."
0:18:15 > 0:18:16BEAR GROANS
0:18:16 > 0:18:19What's that little sound it's making?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Well, we are making fun of her poo.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Watch out, guys! You don't want to get on the wrong side of a bear,
0:18:27 > 0:18:30especially a hungry one.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Quiet in here today.- Yes, madam.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Everyone ran off screaming when you came in.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I thought they'd seen someone famous outside.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Just checking, if I was to run off screaming, could you catch me?
0:18:42 > 0:18:46I can run at 50kph, so yeah.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I'm not sure we can do anything for you today.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- You see, steak is off the menu. - Oh, well, actually, I'm an omnivore.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Oh, you strike me as an Aries.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58No, it means I eat fruit and vegetables, as well as meat.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Oh, well, that's excellent news.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- We have a delicious walnut and berry salad to start.- Oh! Perfect!
0:19:03 > 0:19:07I love nuts and berries. I'll have 50 of those.
0:19:07 > 0:19:0950? That is quite a lot.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- Well, I do eat 40 kilos of food a day, so...- With your waistline?
0:19:13 > 0:19:19- You must work out a lot.- No, I just sleep the weight off in hibernation.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23- Now, do you have any rats or mice? - Certainly not, madam.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- Our kitchen is as clean as a whistle.- No, to eat.- Ah, no.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Oh, right, well, in that case,
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I'll probably just eat you.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Followed by me.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36I'm sorry.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Well, when bears are hungry or desperate,
0:19:39 > 0:19:42that's when we attack and eat people,
0:19:42 > 0:19:45but only when they're in small groups or alone.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Oh, well, we are very short-staffed today.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Are you sure?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52You'll want to leave room for dessert.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- There'll be room.- Right.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57If Madam insists.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00How would you like me done?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Rare. Very rare.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Don't try and run.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Wouldn't dream of it, madam.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12They always run.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Denmark! Klampenborg!
0:20:17 > 0:20:21On Christmas Eve, Danish families leave a bowl of rice pudding out
0:20:21 > 0:20:23for a cheeky elf.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Chris, I love amusement parks,
0:20:31 > 0:20:35but why on earth are you dressed as Santa Claus in the middle of July?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Well, you clearly didn't get the e-mail.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- ALL:- Ho, ho, ho!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Ho, ho, ho!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45I know what you're thinking -
0:20:45 > 0:20:48"It's July and this place is crawling with Santas!"
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Let me fill you in.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52When the real Santa has his feet up for the summer,
0:20:52 > 0:20:56hundreds of his helpers make their way here to Bakken theme park
0:20:56 > 0:20:59to talk about snow business and spread good cheer
0:20:59 > 0:21:01by taking part in fun events
0:21:01 > 0:21:04like the Santa and Mrs Claus Obstacle Course,
0:21:04 > 0:21:08the Saltwater Bath and, of course, the Santa pentathlon.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Five fun events that Ed and Chris will get wrapped up in later.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14It's going to be a cracker.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16This is a bit sweaty, actually, isn't it?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Well, it doesn't matter what you're wearing, Sonny Jim.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Elf suit, Santa suit, I'm going to win the main event!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23No, I think you'll find that it's me
0:21:23 > 0:21:26that's going to be in North Pole position today.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30I'll be taking the trophy ho, ho, home.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33What happened to your festive spirit, Santas?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Our Santas are going to be competing in five rounds
0:21:39 > 0:21:41of traditional theme park games.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44First up is a horse race with a difference.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Roll the balls into the holes to spur your ponies on.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- What's your horse called? - Up The Chimney.- Oh, right.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- What's yours called?- Rudolph. After Rudolph the red-nosed horse.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00I know they're not snowballs but get rolling, Santas!
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Looks like a slow start.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04It's not as easy as it looks.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07The better they are at getting the balls in the holes,
0:22:07 > 0:22:09the faster their horses will go.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Oh, bad luck, Santa Chris.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Well done, Santa Ed.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20And Ed's got a dasher! He's blitzing everybody else!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I won! I've actually won the race!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- No!- Yes!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Up The Chimney has won the race!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32And Santa Ed's off to a flying-reindeer start!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34It's one partridge in a pear tree to Santa Ed,
0:22:34 > 0:22:38but an empty stocking to Santa Chris!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Event two is as easy as pie. Mince pie!
0:22:41 > 0:22:45You get six snowballs to throw at the Christmas dinner plates.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Easier than washing them, I suppose!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49And the Santa who smashes the most wins!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Wow! Straight away, Santa Ed scores one.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58And two and three!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00This is amazing!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Oh, bad luck! Nothing there!
0:23:02 > 0:23:03That's four!
0:23:03 > 0:23:05You wouldn't want to let this Santa in your house,
0:23:05 > 0:23:08smashing up your crockery.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10And five! And six!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I've got six! Is that good? Is that good?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Santa Chris is up now.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Oh, not so good for Santa Chris!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20This just isn't your game, is it?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Well caught! Maybe it is!
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Have another shot!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Try again. Try again.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Oh, still nothing for Santa Chris!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Yes! Finally Santa Chris gets one!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33And two! And three!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Another double! - Here's the lucky one.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Not so lucky, Santa Chris.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- You only got three!- All right, laugh it up!
0:23:41 > 0:23:44I will laugh it up. Ho, ho, ho!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Smashing work, Santa Ed!
0:23:46 > 0:23:52That earns you two turtle doves, but Santa Chris's sack is still empty!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Santa needs to be strong to carry all those presents,
0:23:55 > 0:23:58but which one of his helpers is the strongest?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Swing the hammer, and the highest number wins!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02It's event number three.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Flex those festive muscles!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Feel that! Feel it!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I am! It's normal.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Do your stuff, Santa Ed!
0:24:13 > 0:24:1550!
0:24:15 > 0:24:18I always wondered what Santa did on his summer holidays. Now I know.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Smashes things with hammers!
0:24:22 > 0:24:2465!
0:24:25 > 0:24:2785!
0:24:28 > 0:24:33OK, Santa Chris, you've got 85 to beat!
0:24:34 > 0:24:3550!
0:24:35 > 0:24:39That was measly! Let's try it again! Ho!
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Oh, 50!
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Well, that looked better, Santa Chris, but was it good enough?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Santa Ed managed to get 85,
0:24:50 > 0:24:53but what did Santa Chris get with his final swing?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- 60.- Oh, ho, ho, ho!
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Santa Ed has swung himself three French hens!
0:25:00 > 0:25:04But it's not even a mince pie for Santa Chris.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06After all that sweaty hammer-swinging,
0:25:06 > 0:25:09it's time to take a bath and see who can squirt the most water
0:25:09 > 0:25:12into holes in some plastic feet.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Turn on your bath taps, it's event four.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Just like real bath time.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20No. Nothing like real bath time.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Santa Chris certainly seems to be loving this event,
0:25:25 > 0:25:28but Santa Ed is strangely quiet.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Is that his concentration face?
0:25:32 > 0:25:36I wonder which Santa will de-feet the other! Get it? Feet!
0:25:36 > 0:25:38I finally found my one talent.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41I wouldn't bet on it, Santa Chris!
0:25:41 > 0:25:42THEY CHEER
0:25:46 > 0:25:49By 10 points!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Nice footwork, Santa Ed!
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- Ha-ha-ha!- No, no, it's ho, ho, ho!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Oh, sorry. Hee-hee-hee!
0:25:56 > 0:25:58No, no, no! Ho, ho, ho!
0:25:58 > 0:25:59Ho, ho, ho?
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Santa Ed has cleaned up here to squirt his score
0:26:02 > 0:26:04up to four calling birds.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Looks like naughty boy Chris is getting nothing for Christmas.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10But it's not over yet.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Well, actually it is. Santa Ed's 4-0 up with only one event to go,
0:26:14 > 0:26:19but Santa Chris can still save hairy face by winning the final round.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I will have the last ho, ho, ho!
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Chris can't actually win at this point,
0:26:23 > 0:26:25but I don't think he's realised.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Santas, harness your sleighs!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I mean, start your dodgems!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Right, dead easy rules.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41The first Santa to do four lengths is the winner!
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Hello, Santa!
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Santa Chris has taken an early lead!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Whoopsie-daisy! How do I reverse this thing?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Jingle bells, Team Ed smells!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Now, now, it's not Boxing Day, Santas!
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Oh, no! No!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Watch your hat, Santa Ed!
0:27:01 > 0:27:05I haven't got a big enough belly for padding.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Oh, here we go!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I'm going to slow down for this one.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17And it's all over after five events!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Santa Chris finally gets a point,
0:27:18 > 0:27:22but Santa Ed's the star on top of the Christmas tree!
0:27:23 > 0:27:27The award for the Santa pentathlon goes to
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Santa Ed.- Hooray!
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- Oh, never mind. You know what I'm getting you for Christmas?- What?
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Some hand-eye coordination!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Ho, ho, ho!
0:27:38 > 0:27:40It's not that funny.
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