Splashdiving in Germany

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06- Who can make the biggest splash? - Land ahoy, guys!

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Ed's having a splashing time,

0:00:08 > 0:00:14but get ready for a smashing time when Michelle gets a moo-ve on,

0:00:14 > 0:00:18Iain gets his groove on, Sam and Mark getting a new pet....

0:00:18 > 0:00:20- A cow?- A cow?

0:00:20 > 0:00:23And Victoria gets on the wrong side of one of Ed's eruptions.

0:00:23 > 0:00:28It sort of sounded like thunder and, then... Boom! It just went.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# All over the place

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# All over the place

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# North, south, east, west On a bit of a quest

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Me and my mates all over the place

0:00:39 > 0:00:42# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Whatever we do is strange but true

0:00:44 > 0:00:46# All over the place

0:00:46 > 0:00:49# All over the place

0:00:49 > 0:00:52# There's stuff to do in Europe that is totally ace

0:00:52 > 0:00:55- # And it turns up - All over the place! #

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Swiss cows wear large bells

0:01:01 > 0:01:06so that farmers can find them in foggy mountain pastures.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10A nice relaxing day in the Swiss countryside.

0:01:10 > 0:01:15Are you lousy, worthless maggots ready to get extreme?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Well, I've just had lunch, but, yeah, why not?

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- You've seen bungee jumping? - BOTH:- Yeah.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23You've seen white-water kayaking?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Yeah! Yeah! What is it? Oh, I'm scared but excited!

0:01:26 > 0:01:29This is cow trekking!

0:01:29 > 0:01:30- BOTH:- Whoo!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Sorry, cow what now?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Cow trekking!

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Riding a cow like that guy on a cow.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41That is udder-ly ridiculous.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's right, in Switzerland, they love their extreme sport

0:01:44 > 0:01:48and it also happens to be known as The Land of Cows,

0:01:48 > 0:01:51so, here at Bolderhof Farm, they came up with cow trekking.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Time to meet some extreme cows.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59- So, Heinz, are these the most extreme cows in Switzerland?- Yes, they are.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03They give good milk and they also ride with the people.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Yeah, I've heard of pony trekking, but I'd never heard of cow trekking.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08How did you come up with that idea?

0:02:08 > 0:02:12They are very good characters and we just learned them to ride

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- and they go now.- You just thought, "Why not?"- Yes.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Get on a cow and ride it around. - That is brilliant!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Is there any chance we'll be able to have a go at cow trekking?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Yes, sure.- What do we do? Just jump on and off we go?

0:02:23 > 0:02:27First, we go in good contact with them, we learn how to do

0:02:27 > 0:02:32and, then, when you feel that you're ready to ride, then we ride.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Interesting. Let's get to know these cows a little bit better.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39So, do you come here often?

0:02:39 > 0:02:40So, I was like, "Do you want a milkshake?"

0:02:40 > 0:02:43And he was like, "I don't like milkshakes."

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Bit awkward.

0:02:44 > 0:02:49All right, cowboys and cowgirls, it's time to get extreme!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Let's go extreme cow trekking...

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Yeah, man!- ..quietly and sensibly.

0:02:55 > 0:03:01- Go in the centre of the road, so they will not eat.- Come on! That it.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Good cow. Follow me.- I don't like being behind your cow, Michelle.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05It's got a very smelly bottom.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Charmer, Ed.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- When she stops, you say thank you. - Right, thank you. Thank you.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14It's...

0:03:14 > 0:03:16I don't think it's that easy to train a cow.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Just give her a little pat before she gives you one, Ed.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21If you're behind your cow, she will do what she wants.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Yes, I've noticed that.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Oh, Ed!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Don't go in there! I am the boss.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30You think so?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41When we go, we say, "Hom," and we continue to walk.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Hom! Let's go.- Hom!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46- I think I've really got the hang of this now.- Yeah.

0:03:46 > 0:03:51- Oh! Spoke too soon.- You haven't.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Look!- There's milk coming out of mine.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56My cow's got a leak, Heinz. It's leaking milk.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Well, the Swiss sure love their milk and cheese

0:03:59 > 0:04:02and this reminds me of a cheesy old movie.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04One man,

0:04:04 > 0:04:05one woman,

0:04:05 > 0:04:08in an epic tale of love,

0:04:08 > 0:04:11friendship and Swiss cows.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13COW MOOS

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Right, they really are milking it now.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Come on, you two, get a moo-ve on.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Whoa! This is absolutely ridiculous.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34I probably look really stupid, but I'm quite enjoying myself.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Yeah, you said it, Ed.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Hey, Ed! What do cows do on a night out?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42I don't know. What do cows do on a night out?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44They go to the moo-vies.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47That joke was a stinker.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49I've ridden horses, I've ridden camels,

0:04:49 > 0:04:52never thought I'd be riding a cow.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55And here's some udder a-moo-sing uses for cows.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Hi! I'm Bill Beefy.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Always running short of milk?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Always forgetting to fill the car with petrol?

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Then you know what you need?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- A 24-hour garage that sells milk? - Shut up!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- A cow!- A cow?- A cow?

0:05:14 > 0:05:15A cow is

0:05:15 > 0:05:18the all-in-one, can't-live-without domestic appliance

0:05:18 > 0:05:20that every household needs

0:05:20 > 0:05:23and you don't have to change the batteries.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Sweet!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28KNOCK ON DOOR

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Hi, I'm Bill Beefy.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35Not only can one cow produce enough milk for you and all your buddies...

0:05:35 > 0:05:38By the way, I'm Bill Beefy.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43You can also run a car off all the methane gas it produces from burping

0:05:43 > 0:05:45and bottom-burping.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48COW FARTS

0:05:48 > 0:05:49HE WRETCHES

0:05:49 > 0:05:52And there's no need for keeping up with pals,

0:05:52 > 0:05:55as cows are social animals and make friends easily.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59Cows - every home should have one.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Bye. I'm Bill Beefy.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Not for gardeners who like their gardens unchewed.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Check the cow isn't a bull, especially if you own a china shop.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Cows make cowpats, so always wear slippers in the home.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13COWPAT SQUELCHES

0:06:21 > 0:06:25The volcano Mount Etna is over 3,300 metres tall,

0:06:25 > 0:06:29but its height varies because of its eruptions.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32One deadly volcano,

0:06:32 > 0:06:34two foolish fools.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Together, they will risk their lives

0:06:37 > 0:06:41for an undying lava.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Sorry. Hang on. What?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Risk our lives?- Yes.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49You're standing on Europe's biggest volcano, Mount Etna.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- BOTH:- What?

0:06:51 > 0:06:52GROUND RUMBLES

0:06:52 > 0:06:56Eruption! Run, Vicky "Saves The Day" Cook, run!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59That was a proper tummy rumble, that, like!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02I cannot save the day, or at least attempt to save the day,

0:07:02 > 0:07:05without eating my egg sandwiches first.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08GROUND RUMBLES Uh-oh.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Ed! Ed!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13That wasn't my tummy that time!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

0:07:15 > 0:07:19A lava good practical joke! All we did was shake the camera.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Those two are fools.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25A volcano is an angry mountain that can literally blow its top

0:07:25 > 0:07:28and, when it does, stuff like lava, rocks, gas and ash are blasted out

0:07:28 > 0:07:31and scattered all over the mountain and beyond.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36Sometimes, all that's left are these big fat craters. Holy smoke!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Let's see if these two can survive the day.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Ed and Victoria,

0:07:40 > 0:07:46you have 38 seconds to find out as much as you can about Mount Etna.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Ed, you have Giuseppe, who is a Mount Etna guide.

0:07:50 > 0:07:56Victoria, you've got Daniele, who knows all about volcanoes.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Tre, due, uno, via!

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- How many times has Mount Etna erupted?- A lot of times.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10The last time was until two days ago.

0:08:10 > 0:08:15- What would happen if I put my hand in it?- The magma is very hot inside.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19The crust is more than 1,200 degrees.

0:08:19 > 0:08:24- How many towns and villages have been destroyed?- A lot of times.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Seven times - the big city of Catania.

0:08:26 > 0:08:31- So is this really the biggest volcano in Italy?- Yes. Absolutely.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Can you see inside from the top? - Of course.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35When you go on the border of the crater,

0:08:35 > 0:08:39sometimes you look inside and sometimes there are lakes of lava.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40There are explosions.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41KLAXON BLARES

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Yeah! Well done, us!

0:08:43 > 0:08:48And the person who found out the most facts is Ed!

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Yes! Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Ed, what on earth is that?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I'm erupting with joy!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58I think you've erupted with terrible puns.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Come on!- Kaboom!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03MUSIC: Move Any Mountain by The Shamen

0:09:05 > 0:09:09When Mount Etna erupts, it properly kabooms!

0:09:09 > 0:09:1486 years ago, the village of Mascali was totally destroyed.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18A lot of the damage was done by this stuff - lava,

0:09:18 > 0:09:22which is rock that's so hot it's been turned into liquid.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25It gets spat out of the volcano and flows like a river,

0:09:25 > 0:09:28burning and trashing everything in its path.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Don't worry, we checked the volcano forecast

0:09:30 > 0:09:32and Mount Etna looks quiet today.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Well, kind of.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Oh, no! Look at that!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40That's a proper volcanic explosion we just saw there!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43It sort of sounded like thunder and then... Boom! It just went!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45I thought we would have a bit of warning, didn't you?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48What I find really weird about this place was

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- I thought it was just going to be one giant crater.- Yeah, so did I.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53But it's not, is it?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55It's craters all over the place that just keep popping up.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58It doesn't take long for them to form. Where we're standing right now

0:09:58 > 0:10:01used to be the same level as the land down there.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04And this crater was formed in just 15 days.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Mount Etna's shape is constantly changing with every eruption,

0:10:07 > 0:10:09creating all sorts of new craters.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15It's one of 1,510 active volcanoes.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Volcanologists have the hottest job on the planet.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Nope, they aren't characters from a Star Trek movie -

0:10:22 > 0:10:24they get to study volcanoes for a living.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26How enterprising of them!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- What's all this stuff? Not smoke or gas, is it?- No, Ed.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33It's just cloud. If you look over there, this is really exciting.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37This is the reason why volcanologists everywhere love to come here,

0:10:37 > 0:10:39because of these layers in the side.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42They're all from the previous eruptions of the volcanoes.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Yeah, and they also show why this place is pretty scary,

0:10:45 > 0:10:47cos the only reason you can see those layers is

0:10:47 > 0:10:50because the top was blown off this bit of the volcano years ago,

0:10:50 > 0:10:52so we're standing on the old volcano and all that down there,

0:10:52 > 0:10:55that's all new lava and they reckon there's about a million years'

0:10:55 > 0:11:00- worth of life left in this volcano, so maybe one day, all this will be covered in lava as well.- Wow!

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Oh, this is amazing. I could stay up here all day.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Sure about that, are you?- Yeah.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08You're not bothered about all the stuff that's been buried

0:11:08 > 0:11:11under the lava here, like the cable car station, the observatory?

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- Er, that was years ago. We're fine. - Yeah? You see that flag over there?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Oh, that really nice flag? That's lovely.- Yeah.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22- That was a lodge that was buried under red-hot lava last year.- Oh.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27- Shall we have a meander back down? - I'm glad you've come round to my way of thinking.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29What a bunch of scaredy-cats!

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Talk about hot-footing it off the mountain.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Hey, guys! Hang on! Wait for me!

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Spain, Barcelona.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Many of Barcelona's sandy beaches are actually man-made.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58# Here in Spain in Barcelona

0:11:58 > 0:12:02# This is the Sagrada Familia

0:12:02 > 0:12:06# It was designed by Antoni Gaudi

0:12:06 > 0:12:09# Looks like it's not quite finished to me

0:12:09 > 0:12:13# Turns out you're right - they're still building

0:12:13 > 0:12:17# Gaudi's old plans will be fulfilling

0:12:17 > 0:12:20# Where do we start, there's still lots to do

0:12:20 > 0:12:26# The first stone was laid in 1882

0:12:26 > 0:12:30# But even though it's not finished

0:12:30 > 0:12:33# Its beauty is not diminished

0:12:33 > 0:12:34# It's got curves by Gaudi

0:12:34 > 0:12:37# It's got mosaics by Gaudi

0:12:37 > 0:12:39# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh

0:12:39 > 0:12:41# Designed by Gaudi

0:12:41 > 0:12:44# To build for such a duration

0:12:44 > 0:12:48# They rely on donations

0:12:48 > 0:12:49# It's got curves by Gaudi

0:12:49 > 0:12:51# It's got mosaics by Gaudi

0:12:51 > 0:12:54# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh

0:12:54 > 0:12:55# Designed by Gaudi

0:12:55 > 0:12:57# Oh, a complete

0:12:57 > 0:12:58# Gaudi design

0:12:58 > 0:13:00# Visit Park Guell

0:13:00 > 0:13:02# It's mighty fine

0:13:02 > 0:13:04# These gatehouses built

0:13:04 > 0:13:06# With style and flair

0:13:06 > 0:13:07# Gaudi he lived

0:13:07 > 0:13:09# In that one there

0:13:09 > 0:13:11# The dragon stairway

0:13:11 > 0:13:13# What a creature

0:13:13 > 0:13:15# Decorative shards

0:13:15 > 0:13:17# Are a main feature

0:13:17 > 0:13:21# This portico is one of my faves

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Adopts the shape of a great wave

0:13:26 > 0:13:30# The Hypostyle Room's mind-blowing

0:13:30 > 0:13:32# It's so unique, I know it

0:13:32 > 0:13:34# It's got curves like Gaudi

0:13:34 > 0:13:36# It's got mosaics like Gaudi

0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh

0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Designed by Gaudi

0:13:41 > 0:13:45# You have to say he's dynamic

0:13:45 > 0:13:47# These walls are topped with ceramic

0:13:47 > 0:13:49# It's got curves by Gaudi

0:13:49 > 0:13:51# It's got mosaics by Gaudi

0:13:51 > 0:13:53# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh

0:13:53 > 0:13:55# Designed by Gaudi

0:13:55 > 0:14:00# One thing about Gaudi designs

0:14:00 > 0:14:03# He didn't like to use straight lines

0:14:03 > 0:14:07# Unlike the tram that ran him down

0:14:07 > 0:14:09# And his crypt is here

0:14:09 > 0:14:10# In his home town

0:14:10 > 0:14:14# And now he's gone we won't stop

0:14:14 > 0:14:17# Till the last tile is placed on the top

0:14:17 > 0:14:19# It's got curves like Gaudi

0:14:19 > 0:14:21# It's got mosaics like Gaudi

0:14:21 > 0:14:23# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh

0:14:23 > 0:14:26# Designed by Gaudi

0:14:26 > 0:14:30# And when we lay the last bricks

0:14:30 > 0:14:33# In about 2026

0:14:33 > 0:14:34# It'll be for Gaudi

0:14:34 > 0:14:37# A tribute to Gaudi

0:14:37 > 0:14:38# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh

0:14:38 > 0:14:40# Designed by Gaudi. #

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Croatia, Zagreb.

0:14:50 > 0:14:55It's not actually called Croatia in Croatian, it's called Hrvatska!

0:14:58 > 0:15:03She's gone! Gone forever, my one true love!

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Gone, I say! Oh, what will I do?

0:15:08 > 0:15:11That's it, get it all out, you'll feel so much better after

0:15:11 > 0:15:13a good cry.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16What are you doing? Can't you see I'm heartbroken?

0:15:16 > 0:15:18I'm heartbroken!

0:15:18 > 0:15:22I was just collecting these for the Museum of Broken Relationships.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25The museum of what?!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41I hope you might be interested in my used tissues

0:15:41 > 0:15:42because I'm very upset!

0:15:42 > 0:15:46Please stop crying, you've come to the right place.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49This is the Museum of Broken Relationships, where there are

0:15:49 > 0:15:53so many broken-hearted people like you, submitting their objects

0:15:53 > 0:15:56and stories. You won't be lonely here.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57So you think you might use those?

0:15:57 > 0:16:01Sure, we can exhibit it on a shelf, next to the others.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Oh, great. That's really good cos you'll get loads of people

0:16:04 > 0:16:07in the door when they find out you're showing my tissues!

0:16:07 > 0:16:09- They're already coming. - Here they are now!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12They're flocking through the door! What?!

0:16:12 > 0:16:16Oh, Ed, they're not here to see your tissues!

0:16:16 > 0:16:19They're here to see all this amazing stuff.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23Every item in this museum is a memento of a relationship that

0:16:23 > 0:16:24hasn't worked out.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27They remind couples of their break ups,

0:16:27 > 0:16:31and incredibly, they want to share them with the whole world.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Oh, no, what happened to this poor guy?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Don't worry, it's not a sad story. - Isn't it?- No, it's very romantic.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39There was a boyfriend and girlfriend that owned this caterpillar.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Every time they met up, they pulled a leg off

0:16:41 > 0:16:43and decided when all the legs had been pulled off,

0:16:43 > 0:16:45they'd stay together forever.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47But it's still got legs on it.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Oh, right, yes.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Oh, it is quite sad, actually.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54No wonder this person got dumped,

0:16:54 > 0:16:57- it looks like they've been hit with an ugly stick!- Oi!

0:16:59 > 0:17:03Ed, look at this one. It looks like it's been in a fight.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Very strange place, this.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Hey, Naomi.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction,

0:17:11 > 0:17:13as you're about to find out!

0:17:13 > 0:17:17Welcome to the X-Partner Factor!

0:17:17 > 0:17:21I'm going to show you an object from the Museum of Broken Relationships

0:17:21 > 0:17:24and give you three explanations as to what it's doing there.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Only one of them is true.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30If you guess correctly, you can go home to your significant other.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- That's nice, isn't it?- Yep.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36If you guess incorrectly, well, that's show business.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37First question, Naomi,

0:17:37 > 0:17:40have a look at this small bottle of clear liquid.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Is it A, water from the romantic River Danube,

0:17:44 > 0:17:47bottled during a boat trip on a couple's first date?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Plausible.- Mm-hm.- Is it B,

0:17:50 > 0:17:52tears collected by a blubbering German

0:17:52 > 0:17:55after the break-up of his four-year relationship?

0:17:55 > 0:18:00Or is it C, dishwater from the sink after a couple broke up

0:18:00 > 0:18:03after arguing about whose turn it was to do the dishes?

0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Well, it's not dirty enough to be dishwater.- So you're going with C.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11- No, I'm NOT going with C. - Oh, Naomi, why do you go with C?!

0:18:11 > 0:18:15The correct answer was B, it's a German man's tears.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Lots of tears in there. Hope he didn't stick his finger in his eye.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19Question two,

0:18:19 > 0:18:21look at this bag, look at it!

0:18:21 > 0:18:25Is it A, the bag a boyfriend put home-made sandwiches in

0:18:25 > 0:18:28- for his girlfriend's first day at work?- Eurgh, I hope not!

0:18:28 > 0:18:33Is it B, the bag one lady made her husband wear on his head

0:18:33 > 0:18:36whenever he wanted to kiss her? Must have had a small head.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Or is it C, the airsickness bag used by a girlfriend

0:18:39 > 0:18:42as she flew to meet her true love

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- before he finished with her? - It's C.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Is the right answer! Don't think it's been used though.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- ED RETCHES - It's been used!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Well, Naomi, that was absolutely awful.

0:18:53 > 0:18:58You only got one point and now you have to split up with your partner.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00- What are you talking about? - I know, it's terribly sad.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03I'm just going to phone him now on your phone and tell him.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Where did you get my phone from?

0:19:04 > 0:19:07And if you start crying and getting hysterical, don't worry,

0:19:07 > 0:19:10you can just use some of Ed Petrie's used tissues.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11ALARM

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Oh, I probably shouldn't have touched the exhibits!

0:19:14 > 0:19:16TELEPHONE RINGS

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Oh, it's you.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22You're coming back to me?!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Fluffles is coming back to me!

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Oh, Fluffles, you're the loveliest kitten in the world!

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Ah, that's great news, Ed.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Oh, but what about these?

0:19:32 > 0:19:36Who's going to want to see these now your relationship's back together?

0:19:36 > 0:19:40- Hey...- Hey, guys, come and see this. It's Ed Petrie's tissues.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43CAMERAS CLICK

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Germany. Schweinfurt.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50The narrowest street in the world is Spreuerhofstrasse,

0:19:50 > 0:19:54in Germany. It's just 31 centimetres wide.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- Ed versus...- Jonny!

0:19:58 > 0:19:59In the main event.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Jonny, just in case you thought this day couldn't get any better,

0:20:04 > 0:20:06I've arranged something amazing for us to do later.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Nice, Ed.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Just as long as whatever you've got planned doesn't involve me

0:20:10 > 0:20:13jumping from a high platform into a deep pool

0:20:13 > 0:20:15in the pursuit of points which I'll then try to use

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- to win a diving competition or something.- Really?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Yeah, you know how I feel about diving competitions.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22SPLASH

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Ed, we're diving, aren't we?

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Yeah.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Yes, Jonny.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Dust off your arm bands,

0:20:32 > 0:20:35cos you and Ed are going to be splash diving!

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Like these guys.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Every year since 2004,

0:20:39 > 0:20:43hundreds of thrill seekers descend upon the town of Schweinfurt

0:20:43 > 0:20:46for the Splash Diving World Championship.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50The rules are simple -

0:20:50 > 0:20:52dive off of a board, into a pool

0:20:52 > 0:20:57and make the biggest, most stylish, crowd-pleasing splash possible.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Like this guy.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01SPLASH

0:21:01 > 0:21:06This is Oliver. He loves splashing and he loves diving.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08What's the highest board that people can jump off?

0:21:08 > 0:21:12The highest board that we do here, it's ten metres.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15The idea of splash diving is to have a really, a proper splashdown.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17DISTANT CHEERING

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Diving normally, you'd be trying to enter like a fish, wouldn't you?

0:21:20 > 0:21:24- But you've got to enter like a massive rock.- Ouch!

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Oliver, sounds like we need some hints and tips.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Ed, you will be trained by the world champion, Felix.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31You will be trained by me.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35I can feel a training montage coming on.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39Jonny may be trying to look cool, but between you and me,

0:21:39 > 0:21:43he's not too keen on swimming and he's even less keen on heights.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45He's petrified!

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Give me a tip so that it won't hurt when I hit the water.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- What we are doing is we're going like that to the water.- OK.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56What do I need to do if I'm going to do a really impressive jump?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Now you're just bouncing up and down

0:21:58 > 0:22:01and you try to hold your core strength.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Core strength is all about how strong the muscles

0:22:03 > 0:22:07in the middle of your body are, like your stomach and back muscles.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09So the next step would be a seat drop.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Does it not hurt your bum a little bit?- Not really.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14- Wow! - THEY LAUGH

0:22:14 > 0:22:15Go, do it.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Oh, I love you, Mum.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Right, OK. Oh, no. JONNY LAUGHS

0:22:21 > 0:22:22ED SHOUTS

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Oh, man. Sorry, guys. I just...

0:22:25 > 0:22:26JONNY SIGHS

0:22:26 > 0:22:29And hit the water in a big old mess.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31You can do it, Jonny, come on.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Oh, nice splash, Ed.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Yeah, that was really good.- Ow!

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Yes! Well done, Jonny.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Jonny's conquering his fear,

0:22:46 > 0:22:50but he won't score many points from the one metre board.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Ed's looking ready.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55And so is Jonny.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Gentleman, it's time to dive!

0:22:59 > 0:23:02You each have two dives to impress the judges.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Points are awarded for the height of your dive,

0:23:04 > 0:23:09how stylish you are and how big your splash is when you land in the pool.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Ed, you're diving first!

0:23:12 > 0:23:15I'm going to see if I can grab a few extra points by shouting schnitzel.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17He gives it big, but he'll be really nervous now.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21- Don't mess up, Ed.- I think Jonny's trying to put me off.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Can't understand a word he's saying. Yeah, mate. Yeah.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30Ed's first dive is from three metres.

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Get on with it! Hurry up!

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Schnitzel!

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Excellent first dive from Ed!

0:23:39 > 0:23:43And the judges like it too, scoring him 24/30.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47I heard some clapping. Were people clapping?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Yeah, because you said schnitzel. It was a rubbish jump.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52I'll be honest with you, it wasn't that bad.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54You can see he's worried. Look at his face.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Oh, I'm so nervous.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Jonny's done a pretty good job of hiding it

0:24:00 > 0:24:02but he is quite worried about this.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04He didn't know how to swim until he was 18 years old.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08I've got to do it. I've never jumped off anything this high before.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09This must be scary for

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Jonny. He's starting on the 3m board as well. It's a long way down!

0:24:13 > 0:24:16As you look at the crowd you can see

0:24:16 > 0:24:19the concern on their faces. The excitement's building.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Germany, World Cup winners.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28It's a brilliant first dive. And yes, the crowd are going wild.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Did someone boo him when he hit the water?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34But the judges aren't too keen.

0:24:34 > 0:24:39Scoring him six points less than Ed on 18/30.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42In my head, I had all these ideas of doing somersaults

0:24:42 > 0:24:44and surprising you.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Were you trying to suck up to them by shouting,

0:24:46 > 0:24:50- "Germany, World Cup winners?" - You shouted, "schnitzel."

0:24:50 > 0:24:53First dives complete, it's on to dive two.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I was feeling really confident about it.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Once you've done one it's almost like you've got that

0:24:58 > 0:25:00out of the way and the adrenaline's going.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03But now that I've got to do another one and I've seen the height...

0:25:03 > 0:25:04It's when you look down.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08That's because you're standing on the 5m board.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11It's a very big deal for Jonny

0:25:11 > 0:25:15because this is the highest he's ever jumped off anything, ever.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Jonny could barely jump off a one-metre board earlier.

0:25:18 > 0:25:23- Now look at him. - The things I do for CBBC.

0:25:24 > 0:25:29The crowd's nervous. Jonny's nervous. Ed's nervous.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Even I'm nervous.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Hello!

0:25:38 > 0:25:42And he's done it. And the crowd are absolutely loving it.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48That was a jump that had everything. "Hello"! Don't know what happened.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51I wanted to do a little trick in the air.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55I forgot about making a splash, which is the whole point. Gutted.

0:25:55 > 0:26:01The judges scores are in for Jonny's two dives and it's 31.5/60.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Let's see if competitive Ed can do any better.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07Here we go.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Looks like Ed is going for the 7m.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14You're right, Jonny. Ed's made his way up to the 7m board.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17It's a bit high, actually.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18Look at this.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21No, thanks, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25He's made the mistake of looking down. Never look down.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26Now you tell me.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Oh, stop looking down, Ed.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Don't mess up, Ed!

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Ed's looking as nervous as I feel.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Lederhosen!

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Yes, he didn't make a splash either.

0:26:53 > 0:26:59Wow! That 7m dive looked amazingly, incredibly painful.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03Ow! I was a bit worried I didn't make a big enough splash.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07- You didn't make much of a splash but it was a clean entry.- Ah!

0:27:07 > 0:27:10- How did it feel? Was it all right from 7m?- I was terrified.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16The dives are complete but did Ed score more than Jonny?

0:27:18 > 0:27:21So, the winner is Ed.

0:27:21 > 0:27:28- Yah!- With a judges score of 50/60, Ed completely stuffed Jonny.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31- It was me!- Good job, dude.- Thank you.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Couldn't have done it without you.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Think I made a bit of a splash there, Jonny.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Yeah, you made such a splash and I was

0:27:37 > 0:27:40so impressed by your jumping that I want to see you do it again.

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