0:00:02 > 0:00:04Your CBBC mates are All Over The Place in the UK.
0:00:04 > 0:00:08So pay attention, or you'll miss mascot racing...
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Holly and Ed getting attacked by fruit...
0:00:11 > 0:00:15Iain getting the hump, Dick and Dom as giants...
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Joe looking suspicious... and London screaming a lot!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# All over the place
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# All over the place
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Me and my mates, all over the place!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36# All over the place
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- # But it turns up... - # ..all over the place! #
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Hello!- Over here...
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Over here!- No - no, the other way...
0:00:52 > 0:00:57- No - to your right a bit... - That's it...- Yay! There you go.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- There's a lot of people here.- Loads!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03There certainly is!
0:01:10 > 0:01:14This is one of Northern Ireland's biggest tourist attractions.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17And...it was hand-built by a giant!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- I think it's to do with geology. - No, I know for a fact that
0:01:20 > 0:01:24a giant went down the garden centre, got a job lot of crazy paving...
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- and this is what happened. - I don't think so.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31- No, it's true.- It's geology... I'll prove it to you.- OK.- Probably.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36There's nothing like it in the UK...
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Ed and Holly!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48You each have 33 seconds to find out
0:01:48 > 0:01:51as many facts as you can about the Giant's Causeway.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Ed - you have Causeway expert Jimmy.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Holly - you have giant myth expert Barry.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Three...two...one...go!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Barry! Hi. I need some answers.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- What's the name of the giant who built this?- Finn McCool.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- How old is the Causeway? - 60 million years.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Why did he build it? - To get to Scotland to fight a giant.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- How was it formed?- It was a lava flow that cooled down,
0:02:24 > 0:02:26and formed rock and cracked as it was cooling.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Did they actually fight? - Yeah - Benandonner came here,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31and Finn dressed as a baby to trick him.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33How big is it? JIMMY GASPS
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- I don't know!- He doesn't know!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- How tall was he? - 54 feet tall.- 54 foot?!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Is there anywhere you can get a cup of tea?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42There's a tea shop at the Visitor Centre.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44HOOTER
0:02:44 > 0:02:48And...the...winner...is...
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- Holly!- Yeah!- What?!
0:02:50 > 0:02:54How?! I asked loads of questions...
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Yes! That's it. One in the face for the giant.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I found out there was a tea shop and everything.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08You know, you may have beaten me, but I'm still right, you know -
0:03:08 > 0:03:11it WAS geology that made these rocks. HOLLY LAUGHS
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Let me tell you...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Some look like stepping stones.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Yeah, so legend has it that the Giant's Causeway
0:03:22 > 0:03:25ran all the way to Scotland - but it was smashed to pieces
0:03:25 > 0:03:30after an argument between two angry giants, Finn McCool and Benandonner.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Two argumentative giants?- Yeah.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Wonder what THAT would have been like...?
0:03:34 > 0:03:39Hey! Finn, ya really, really, really massively big numpty!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Oh... And who are you calling a big numpty, Benandonner?!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Come over here and say that to ma face!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh... Don't worry. I'm going to, so I am.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52That's why I've built this massively big, weird
0:03:52 > 0:03:54kind of stepping-stone thingy
0:03:54 > 0:03:58that goes all the way across the sea from Ireland to Scotland.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Hyaaagh!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02SPLASH! I'll wander over there, then.
0:04:02 > 0:04:07STOMP-STOMP-STOMP!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Oh...
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Och, yer not having another shouting match?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Oh, no. We're way past a shouting match now.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18He's on his way over here - and we're going to have a massively
0:04:18 > 0:04:20big, huge, giant whopping-sized fight.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22But you've been awake all week
0:04:22 > 0:04:24building that stupid stepping-stone thingy.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27I tell you what - you have a little nap,
0:04:27 > 0:04:29and I'll deal with that big Scottish fella.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32No, don't be daft. I wouldn't be able to sleep a wink
0:04:32 > 0:04:36knowing my beautiful wife was having a huge fight with a big, angry,
0:04:36 > 0:04:38horrible, ugly Scottish giant.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Oh, you say the sweetest things sometimes.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Mmm.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49So - let me make it clear. There's no way in any uncertain terms
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- that I'm going to... - HE STARTS SNORING
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Oh... Och, well, I suppose I best come up with a plan, then.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57STOMP! STOMP!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Right! Where's this massive, massive, massive...
0:05:01 > 0:05:05He's not here. He's left us all alone to look after our baby.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09But this baby's nearly as big as I am!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Well, then, I'm oot of here -
0:05:10 > 0:05:14because I don't want to fight no man whose baby is as big as THIS.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18I'm going to smash up that stupid stepping-stone thing as I go -
0:05:18 > 0:05:21to make sure he doesn't follow me.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23STOMP! STOMP!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26HE YAWNS
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh... Know what?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I feel a lot better, so I do.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Hey. What's happened to the Scottish fella?
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Oh, he just took one look at you and ran away!
0:05:40 > 0:05:45# What are you thinking, what are you thinking, what are you thinking? #
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- KEHA:- # D-I-N-O-S-A
0:05:50 > 0:05:51# U-R a dinosaur!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59# You're just an old man
0:05:59 > 0:06:01# Hitting on me - what...? #
0:06:01 > 0:06:04The tallest dinosaur used to be the Sauroposeidon.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- It was 18 metres tall.- Yeah?!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08# ..prehistoric, hey dinosaur
0:06:08 > 0:06:10# That's what you are! #
0:06:10 > 0:06:13James is one of a kind, Ed.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- He wouldn't have been 65 million years ago.- What?
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- There was over 500 different types of dinosaur.- Really?- Yeah.- Whoa...
0:06:19 > 0:06:21# You're pretty old... #
0:06:21 > 0:06:24'Wouldn't it be cool if dinosaurs were still around?'
0:06:24 > 0:06:26# ..that's what you are - Ha! #
0:06:26 > 0:06:28If the dinosaurs walked the earth,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I would jump on one and ride it, right to my school.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Aaaagh...!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35You would have to take about 40 chickens
0:06:35 > 0:06:37and whenever a dinosaur came you would fling it,
0:06:37 > 0:06:39so it would chase it and not catch you.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Dinosaurs could be... security guards!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44I mean,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47like, security guards these days are big tough men -
0:06:47 > 0:06:48anyone could walk by -
0:06:48 > 0:06:51but if you see a big dinosaur standing at the door
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- you're going to walk away! - Ooh, I'd run a mile!
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Aaah...Ed. Nothing nicer than a walk through the Cornish countryside.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08I need food, Iain...
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I need food, and water.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Water!
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Look, there's a camel...
0:07:14 > 0:07:17CAMEL BRAYS
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- It's an oasis!- I don't think you can have an oasis in Cornwall.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Look, there's food... PARP!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Chocolate.- I'd be careful of the chocolate round here, Ed.- What...?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- There's a few camels.- Are you insinuating something?- It's poo.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Oh... Eurgh!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34In 2004, 16 camels were brought from Bulgaria
0:07:34 > 0:07:38to set up Britain's first camel trekking business.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41And it's still the largest population of camels in the UK.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43MUSIC: Theme from The A-Team
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Come on, Frank...
0:08:02 > 0:08:05See, Ed? It's not difficult at all.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Looks difficult to me!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10These camels usually trek across deserts,
0:08:10 > 0:08:15but they've settled in very well in the Cornish countryside.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Wooo!
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Bit uncomfortable after five minutes, how can you cross a desert?!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I must be wearing the wrong sort of trousers.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25That's cos you're a fashion victim!
0:08:29 > 0:08:30..no offence, Ed.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Ed...- Yes?- You still got the hump(?)
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I was wondering how long it'd be till you made that joke.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39VOICEOVER MAN FAKES LAUGHTER Yeah...
0:08:45 > 0:08:47That's the longest wee I've ever seen...
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Been weeing for a couple of minutes now.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51CAMEL BRAYS
0:08:51 > 0:08:52So, Ed - are you enjoying this ride
0:08:52 > 0:08:57- on the majestic beast that is the camel?- Well, they're all right, but
0:08:57 > 0:08:59all they do is walk around and eat stuff.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01What? They can survive for weeks without water,
0:09:01 > 0:09:03run up to 40km an hour...
0:09:03 > 0:09:06You can't be suggesting that a camel is better than me?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Exactly what I'm suggesting. Camel IS better than Ed.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12And now - it's time to play...
0:09:14 > 0:09:19OK! It's now time...for Round One.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22The water intake challenge - are you ready for this, Frank?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24'You're toast, Petrie!'
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Good luck...
0:09:26 > 0:09:30And it's neck and neck - Frank's necking it, and...Ed isn't.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31It's a well-known fact that camels
0:09:31 > 0:09:35can drink 113 litres of water
0:09:35 > 0:09:38in just under 13 minutes. In short...
0:09:38 > 0:09:40what were you thinking?!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42And in the lead, it's Frank with 1.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45OK. It's now time...for Round Two.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47The funky haircuts challenge!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50As we all know, I've got fantastic haircuts -
0:09:50 > 0:09:53but let's see how well YOU two fare.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Three, two, one...let's go!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Frank, I love it - it's modern, it's funky, it's stylish...
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Let's see what Ed's gone for.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Oh dear, bad hair day -
0:10:05 > 0:10:07and Frank's on 2!
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Ed, Frank -
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I'm going to throw this bucket of sand over the both of you
0:10:12 > 0:10:16to find out who is... most sand-proof.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Now, Ed, as you can see, Frank here
0:10:18 > 0:10:22has long eyelashes and a sealable nose, to protect him
0:10:22 > 0:10:25from the onslaught of sand. But my question, Ed -
0:10:25 > 0:10:26what's your secret weapon?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Er...
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Oh - Iain, Frank, look over there! - What, what, what...?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35And it looks like Ed's secret weapon is running away!
0:10:35 > 0:10:36What a loser!
0:10:36 > 0:10:40And I MEAN "loser" - Frank wins on 3!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44'Another one bites the dust!'
0:10:56 > 0:10:59This Pineapple House in Stirling
0:10:59 > 0:11:02was created in the year 2083, when a giant pineapple fell from space
0:11:02 > 0:11:05and into the roof of this beautiful and historic building.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10That's not true! It was built in 1761 by the Earl of Dunmore,
0:11:10 > 0:11:12as a birthday present for his wife.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14And it stands a million miles high!
0:11:14 > 0:11:17It's actually 23 metres high - which in technical terms
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- is nine Kylie Minogues. - That's a lot of Minogues!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22And the Earl was so crazy,
0:11:22 > 0:11:25he heated the garden walls to fry eggs on them.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Actually, that is half true.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29The walls ARE heated, but not to fry eggs -
0:11:29 > 0:11:32it's to grow tropical fruit, like pineapples.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34When the first pineapple was grown in England,
0:11:34 > 0:11:36it was presented to Charles II.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39And it was such a symbol of status and power then,
0:11:39 > 0:11:41he had his portrait painted with it.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43- Say cheese!- Cheese...
0:11:44 > 0:11:46There you go, mate.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50I hope he was careful with it - unlike Lady Rose Elmer
0:11:50 > 0:11:52who in the 19th century was such a show-off,
0:11:52 > 0:11:56she only ate the most expensive fruit, which was pineapples.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59But she stuffed her face with so many...they killed her!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Really?! I didn't know pineapples could be dangerous.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Most of the ones I know just sit on supermarket shelves.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Yeah, well...it makes you think.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Yeah. What would it be like...
0:12:08 > 0:12:10if fruit attacked?!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:12:12 > 0:12:17Doctor Generic and his research assistant, Susan, star in...
0:12:18 > 0:12:21..When Fruit Attacks!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Will Doctor Generic's prophecy come true?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Will fruit ever rule the world?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Doctor Generic!- Tracy, thank goodness you're alive!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- My name's Susan.- Yes, I... meant that.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Doctor Generic, you have to do something.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- No, I meant about the fruit attack.- Oh.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Right, you really should be more specific.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48It's awful out there! There are pineapples and papayas
0:12:48 > 0:12:50and strawberries and mangos!
0:12:50 > 0:12:54It's like some frightful fruit salad!
0:12:54 > 0:12:58I know. And to think, when I told the scientific world that one day
0:12:58 > 0:13:01the fruit would turn against us, they thought I was mad.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Zey should have listened to you, Doctor!- Oh!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Oh! Coconut!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09What do you want from us?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Vee vant ze vorld!
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Vee are fed up of being sliced and chopped,
0:13:14 > 0:13:18in the case of pineapple, put on pizza with ham, which is crazy!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Actually, yes, that is disgusting. - Yes, with you there. Frightful.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Zis is vy vee have turned. Zee apricots were first.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Apricots?- Yes.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Zer seeds contain cyanide,
0:13:30 > 0:13:31a deadly poison!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36What?! Apricots contain poison?!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39But don't worry, it's not enough to kill you.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- You didn't notice?- No, I haven't.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Fair enough, it's a very tiny amount. It's probably too subtle.
0:13:46 > 0:13:51Anyway...next vas ze deadliest fruit of all, ze hog plum.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54with poison so toxic, it can stop ze human heart
0:13:54 > 0:13:56in three hours.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59In three hours you'd be dead?!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02But don't worry, you'd have to eat loads of them.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- I expect you know about it. - Honestly, no, I didn't.- Oh.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Vell, zat's understandable. Zey grown on trees, mostly in India,
0:14:10 > 0:14:13so...very far away. Anyway...
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Doctor Generic, you are right!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Vee vill rule ze vorld!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21YOU have driven us to this. YOU!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24You will never defeat us.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27HE CACKLES, THEN COUGHS
0:14:27 > 0:14:31That's what YOU think, fruit-face. But say hello to my little friend...
0:14:31 > 0:14:33the smoothie maker!
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Ah!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37This time tomorrow we'll be drinking you through a straw.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42- No-o-o! - When Fruit Attacks!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Coming soon, Raided Fruity.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50# Grown-ups collect stuff too. #
0:14:50 > 0:14:54If you like collecting strange things, you're going to love this!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oxfordshire.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59OK, Joe, you're probably wondering why we're here.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Yes, I was actually wondering. - OK, I'll give you a clue.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06There's more traffic cones in the UK than any other country in Europe.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08JOE SHUDDERS
0:15:08 > 0:15:12I've got this really strange feeling something is watching us.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- What?- I'm getting a really strange feeling...- Hello?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Hello?- Sorry.- Television's Joe Swash?- Sorry, carry on.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- What were you saying?- I'll give you one more chance.- Yeah, go on.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25There's three companies in this country that make cones,
0:15:25 > 0:15:27and they make a million cones each
0:15:27 > 0:15:29and they get exported all over the world.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Oh, didn't you just feel that?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I'm getting a really strange feeling.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Aaargh! Get it off me!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Oh, you got there in the end! - Get the cone off me!
0:15:43 > 0:15:44We're here to see David.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47He's got the biggest collection of cones in the world.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Ed, where are you? ED?! Get it off!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05How's that little one at the back? You're OK, you're important.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09- Hello, David.- Oh, hello.- Hello. - Who were you talking to?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I'm just talking to the cones.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Yeah, well, they get lonely, you know.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16They've been out on the roads on their own.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- You've got so many cones! - But they're all different.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Lots of cones, but no ice cream.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- So have these all got different personalities?- Oh, yes.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37They're from different parts of the world
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- so their upbringing has made them different.- OK.- This one is from Bury.
0:16:40 > 0:16:45- That's where my nan is from!- Really? She may know this one!
0:16:45 > 0:16:48David sure loves his cones. And that's because...
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- This isn't a cone, is it? - No, that's an adapter top.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Get it out of here!- It's gone. - Get it out!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01What makes a cone a cone?
0:17:01 > 0:17:05It is something that is loveable and conical.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Right. Is that the mathematical definition?- Yes.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Well, it is my definition. - Look at this one!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- I've never seen a cone like this. - This is a Spanish cone.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17The Spanish priests don't like getting out of their cars,
0:17:17 > 0:17:19so they get these and throw them out the window
0:17:19 > 0:17:21and they always stand upright.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Well, David, you've told us a lot about cones
0:17:27 > 0:17:30but now it's time to find out just how much you know.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- OK.- That's right, David, so we're going to pop a blindfold on,
0:17:34 > 0:17:37and we want you to identify three cones from you collection.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42The first one he has to guess...
0:17:44 > 0:17:49Oh. Oh, hold on, it's got... Oh, it's got eight sides.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51It's a... Oh. It's a poly cone.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Hey, well done!
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Next up...
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Got a good grip of that?- Oh, yes.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Oh, four-sided.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Four-sided funeral cone.- No!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- Unfortunately, David... - The complete opposite!
0:18:06 > 0:18:07- It's the wedding cone!- Oh!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Last up...
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- What do you think that is?- Oh.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Oh, yes.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17This is a no-waiting cone from Malaysia!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20BOTH: Yay! Well done, you've got it!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- This man knows his cones! - Well done, David!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Oh, thank you very much. - That means you get to keep this.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Oh, that's marvellous. I'll treasure this for years to come.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Thank you very much.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34David, you're king of the cones but don't go thinking you're King Kone.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Raaargh!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Raaargh!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Et cetera.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49The monster has gone to a busy section of roadworks
0:18:49 > 0:18:53where he falls in love with Beautiful-But-Very-Screamy Woman.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Aaaargh!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58CONTINUES TO SCREAM
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Told you.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- What?- Please!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Please don't pick me up!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Oh. I couldn't if I wanted to.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I mean, we're basically the same size.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Yeah.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Oh, yeah.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Well, I guess they can fix that with all them special effects.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Make you look well big!
0:19:17 > 0:19:18- Really?- Yeah.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22They'll probably put a tiny model of me in your hand or something.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Oh, right.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Hmm, clever.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29King Kone! See the spectacle!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- See the excitement. - Oh, she was right, look.
0:19:31 > 0:19:36Tiny model. It's amazing what they can do nowadays.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38SCREAMING
0:19:40 > 0:19:43The story of a colossal cone,
0:19:43 > 0:19:44a massive monkey...
0:19:46 > 0:19:47..and a screamy girl.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Aaaaargh!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52King Kone is dead.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Oh, and an evil showman. I forgot about him.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59King Kone. Rated S for "silly".
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Really, really silly.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14# Hey
0:20:14 > 0:20:16# We're here near Aberdeen
0:20:16 > 0:20:18# To check out something they tell us
0:20:18 > 0:20:20# Has got to be seen to be believed
0:20:20 > 0:20:23# It's called Storybook Glen
0:20:23 > 0:20:27# And it looks like we've gone and drawn the short straw again
0:20:27 > 0:20:28# Hey
0:20:28 > 0:20:30# It's set in beautiful grounds
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# And there are fairytale characters scattered around
0:20:33 > 0:20:35# So come on
0:20:35 > 0:20:37# Let's check in and see
0:20:37 > 0:20:41# Though it looks like it might be a bit babyish for me
0:20:41 > 0:20:45BOTH: # I can't believe we've been sent to Storybook Glen
0:20:45 > 0:20:48# It's enough to drive us round the bend
0:20:48 > 0:20:50# For goodness sake
0:20:50 > 0:20:52# We're mature, fully-grown men
0:20:52 > 0:20:57# This is the last time I agree to work with you again
0:20:57 > 0:20:58# You again
0:20:58 > 0:21:01# Whoa-oh
0:21:02 > 0:21:04# Hang on
0:21:04 > 0:21:06# This looks pretty good
0:21:06 > 0:21:09# I used to love the story of Red Riding Hood
0:21:09 > 0:21:11# And check this
0:21:11 > 0:21:13# Humpty Dumpty too
0:21:13 > 0:21:14# And look
0:21:14 > 0:21:16# The old woman who lived in a shoe
0:21:16 > 0:21:18# That's not bad
0:21:18 > 0:21:21# But hot diggity doggoned
0:21:21 > 0:21:22# It's only Fireman Sam
0:21:22 > 0:21:24# And Wallace and Gromit
0:21:24 > 0:21:26# Oh, yeah
0:21:26 > 0:21:27# Check out The Three Bears
0:21:27 > 0:21:29# I know this is for toddlers
0:21:29 > 0:21:30# But really
0:21:30 > 0:21:33BOTH: # Who cares? Just how cool
0:21:33 > 0:21:35# Is it here in Storybook Glen?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39# Surrounded by statues of our favourite friends
0:21:39 > 0:21:42# I know that we're both mature, fully-grown men
0:21:42 > 0:21:47# But it just makes me feel like a kid again
0:21:47 > 0:21:48# Kid again
0:21:48 > 0:21:51# Whoa-oh
0:21:53 > 0:21:56# Thomas the Tank Engine Mary Mary Quite Contrary
0:21:56 > 0:22:00# Trolls and toadstools and all kinds of fairies
0:22:00 > 0:22:01# The Owl And The Pussycat
0:22:01 > 0:22:04# Even Snow White
0:22:04 > 0:22:07BOTH: # Turns out this place is a bit of all right
0:22:07 > 0:22:08# Look
0:22:08 > 0:22:10# It's Hansel and Gretel
0:22:10 > 0:22:12# And Little Miss Muffet
0:22:12 > 0:22:14# This day just keep getting better
0:22:14 > 0:22:16# And no way!
0:22:16 > 0:22:17# It's Postman Pat
0:22:17 > 0:22:19# And Snoopy too
0:22:19 > 0:22:21# Was he really that fat?
0:22:21 > 0:22:25BOTH: # Just how cool is it here in Storybook Glen?
0:22:25 > 0:22:29# It's a place we'd heartily recommend
0:22:29 > 0:22:33# I know that we're both mature, fully-grown men
0:22:33 > 0:22:37# But I will definitely come back here again
0:22:37 > 0:22:38# Here again
0:22:38 > 0:22:42# Whoa-oh
0:22:42 > 0:22:44# Storybook Glen. #
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Everybody knows that bulls are better than tigers.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01When you want to get focused, you say, "Eye of the tiger!"
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Tigers are loads better.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Actually, bulls have got amazing eyes.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06They can see 360 degrees virtually.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Tigers are endangered. There's hardly any left.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11If they'd made more of an effort to taste nice,
0:23:11 > 0:23:14maybe people would have farmed them and there would be more around.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17You say "endangered", I say "unique." Potato, po-tah-to.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Bulls can't even go down stairs because of their weird legs.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23They don't want to, all the best stuff is upstairs.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Kitchen?- Get a takeaway.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- Oh.- And bulls can run really fast. They can run 65 kilometres an hour!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30And you know why they've got to run fast?
0:23:30 > 0:23:34If they saw a tiger in the wild, the tiger would be chasing them.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- You think a tiger is faster than a bull?- Yeah. Too right.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40There's only one way to settle this, isn't there?
0:23:40 > 0:23:41- Come on then.- Let's do it.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46To Huntingdon!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Don't they look cute?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58And there's loads of them here.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Are there any hazards? I can't really see where I'm going.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- There's six jumps.- Really? Nobody told us about the jumps!
0:24:28 > 0:24:32As a kangaroo, mate, be honest, who do you think is better?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34A bull or a tiger?
0:24:34 > 0:24:35A kangaroo.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- This is the weirdest sports day ever. - It really is.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Have a good look at that tail,
0:24:40 > 0:24:43it's the last thing you're going to see before I win!
0:24:43 > 0:24:44CHILDREN LAUGH
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- Hello. Do you sell burgers?- Yes.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49HOW DARE YOU?!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53That could be my uncle in there!
0:24:53 > 0:24:54ALL CHEER
0:25:01 > 0:25:03The ever-popular Ed...
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Wait for us, we're late!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28That mouse is late. I think he should be disqualified.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Go on, jog on. - Disqualify him, he's a latecomer!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Oh, now he's mooning me. I've never been mooned by a mouse before.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Ed, I'm giving you one last chance before we take part in this
0:25:40 > 0:25:41and you embarrass yourself,
0:25:41 > 0:25:45I'll give you one last chance to admit tigers are better than bulls.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46ED LAUGHS Never!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- What?- This is going to be my moment of glory,
0:25:49 > 0:25:52grinding you to the ground in your silly costume.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56My silly costume? It's not me who's wearing a tutu!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I wish I had a comeback for that. JOHNY LAUGHS
0:25:59 > 0:26:00- LOUDSPEAKER:- 'Are we ready?'
0:26:00 > 0:26:02ALL: Five, four,
0:26:02 > 0:26:04three, two, one!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07And they're off to a flying start.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Moving to the back, there's a little dormouse not doing very well.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13There is... Oh... Yes, it's a bull in a tutu.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17What's that doing there? Watch this crocodile, he's coming up!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21That was a shove there. Who's going to win? Coming up to the last one.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26Johny the tiger doing very well for himself with an owl following him.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29That's the first time I've ever had to say that during a race.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33Mr Bumble seems to be... He's going to win it by an antenna.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35It's Mr Bumble!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39And bringing up the rear it's the dragon,
0:26:39 > 0:26:44and there's Johny! He's crossing the finish line!
0:26:49 > 0:26:50CHEERING
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Did I do all right?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00CHEERING
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Did I beat the bull?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- ALL: Yes! - Yes!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Victory is mine! Tigers are the best!
0:27:06 > 0:27:11Aw, now that's what I call a photo finish.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Good boy, good boy.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16Congratulations, guys. Looks like tigers are faster than bulls.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Yes, this tiger certainly is! Ha-ha, take that, Petrie!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23OK, I'll grudgingly admit maybe tigers are better than bulls.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25But, to be honest, Ed, I don't even care -
0:27:25 > 0:27:28a bumblebee won it. Next year I'm coming as one of those.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31They're my new favourite animal. Bees are the best.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Wasps are better than bees.
0:27:32 > 0:27:38See? I told you we'd be all over the place!
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