0:00:02 > 0:00:04Your CBBC mates are all over the place in the UK.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08It's high noon for Joe.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Ed yo-ho-hos like a pirate.
0:00:11 > 0:00:16Polly gets rescued by Rambo and London rubs Ed up with bling.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Hit it.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# All over the place
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# All over the place
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# North, south, east, west on them is our quest
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# Me and my mates all over the place It's true what you've heard
0:00:31 > 0:00:35# Everything is absurd whatever we do is strange, but true
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# All over the place
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# But it turns up all over the place. #
0:00:47 > 0:00:49This is more like it.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52One for me. Are you having one?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Yes.- One for Holly and one for the meerkat as well, please.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00- What did you just say? - I just said one for the meerkat.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05This appears to not merely be a meerkat, it's a straw meerkat.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15And this is not merely a straw meerkat.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17It's a giant straw meerkat.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Ed and Holly, you have 36 seconds
0:01:24 > 0:01:27to find out as much as you can about the meerkat sculpture.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Ed, you've got Mike, who made the sculpture.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Holly, you've got Chris, whose idea it was to build it.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner. Three, two, one, go!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Chris.- Hi.- The pressure is on.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- OK, to start with, how tall is the meerkat?- 12 metres.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- How did that get erected?- It got erected with a big 25-tonne crane.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51How many times taller is it than a normal meerkat?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- 30.- How far can you see it in the distance?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- About two miles I should say. - Has it been in the local paper?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- It's been in the paper. - What are the claws made of?- Steel.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01How many people helped with it?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02It was about 14 people involved.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05How many people have come to see it this year?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06I think about 10,000.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08What's it for Mike? What's it for?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- It's to make people happy. - Where did you get the idea from?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13My wife has always loved meerkats.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Have you ever met a meerkat?- STOP!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17BUZZER
0:02:17 > 0:02:18- I hope we got enough. - I think we did.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23And the winner is...
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Holly!- Oh.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Yes, I win again.- How?
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Although this straw meerkat lives in Cheshire, real meerkats
0:02:36 > 0:02:38live in southern Africa.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Those are big claws.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59He won't like British weather, he lives in the Kalahari Desert.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03I wonder what it's like to live as a meerkat in the desert.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Come on, kids, rise and shine.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07It's a beautiful day.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Warm yourselves up. Come on.- Ah, yes, very hot, 45 degrees Celsius,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13which if you compare the measurements...
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Oh...
0:03:14 > 0:03:17..is 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Whatever, Dad.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21The melting point of what, my little meerkats?
0:03:21 > 0:03:26- Marshmallows.- Which is why you can't have them in the Kalahari Desert.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31But who needs marshmallows when you have tasty dung beetles?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Dung? They don't sound as tasty.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37They are good for you and when you compare the measurements...
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Oh...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41..3.8 cms for your piece of marshmallow
0:03:41 > 0:03:44to 6 cms for your juicy dung beetle.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46You're boring the children to sleep.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Oh, so sorry, my little meerkats.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52But do try and stay awake.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56As we have to keep a constant watch for our predators, such as hawks
0:03:56 > 0:04:00who fly high in the sky and, of course, the lions.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Am I a lion, Dad?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05No, you are a meerkat.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Meerkats are not really like a cat.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09We are more like...
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Kylie Minogue?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14No, Kylie Minogues are a little bigger.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17In fact if you compare the measurements...
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Oh...
0:04:18 > 0:04:21..there are nearly 66 and a half lady meerkats
0:04:21 > 0:04:22to every Kylie Minogue.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Hawk!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Run for your lives!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36In London!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Taxi. Hiya.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43- All right, mate?- Hiya.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Is there any good places for lunch in Central London? I'm starving.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I can take you to a place that I go to.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- That sounds great. - OK, off we go, then.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54# Well, let me take you by the hand
0:04:54 > 0:04:58# And drag you through the streets of London
0:04:58 > 0:05:02# I'll show you something that will make you really sick. #
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- So where are you taking me, then? - It's a little place outside
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- the Victoria and Albert Museum. - They do a good fry-up?- Yes.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14That is what I'm after. Nice bacon sandwich?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Of course. Staple food, that is.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Ah, lovely. I won't be too long. - OK, no problem.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Hello. Table for one, please.- Sorry we don't serve people like you.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh... Bit rude.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- That's our motto.- No, he ain't being rude, geezer's just having a laugh!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- He wouldn't let me in. - There's one around the corner.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47- I'll take you to that one.- Good.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It's not exactly what I call customer service.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Where are you taking me now?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Not far, off of Sloane Street.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Oh, he wouldn't let me in.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27So how do you get around, then, sat nav?
0:06:27 > 0:06:28No, no, it's all in my head.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34More about that later. I wonder
0:06:34 > 0:06:38what would happen if the knowledge picked a fight with a sat nav.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44In the red corner, the young upstart,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47the motor mouth himself, Sat Nav!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49CHEERING
0:06:49 > 0:06:53In three rounds, win fight.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58And in the blue corner, the reigning champion of directions,
0:06:58 > 0:07:01the London cabbie's right-hand man,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04he knows it all, because he's the Knowledge.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I love you, London - 'ave it!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09BELL RINGS
0:07:09 > 0:07:13And there's the bell. It's a classic case of old versus new.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17The knowledge has been around since 1856.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19He's as important to London taxi drivers as the
0:07:19 > 0:07:24bacon sandwich and a mug of tea that they get in their green cabbie huts.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27In one second, left jab.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Left jab.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Is this guy for real?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Boo!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39In one second, knock out the knowledge.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42But wait... There's a poor GPS signal,
0:07:42 > 0:07:46the sat nav can't calculate his next move!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Waiting for GPS signal.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52That's bad timing, but not for the knowledge. Ooh!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55And keep the change.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57The knowledge!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Still the cabbie's champion.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Look at the sat nav. He is not happy.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05In one second, storm out of ring crying.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09HE CRIES
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I hope he's remembered to turn the meter off, Ed.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Hello, Tracy.- Hello.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Got someone with me today. - Has he got his badge, then?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Afraid not, no.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23What's going on?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I manage to get a seat in one of these places.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28This is only for licensed cab drivers.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30What?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33No public allowed, only licensed taxi drivers
0:08:33 > 0:08:34allowed in these shelters.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- You basically have been having a laugh with me?- Yeah.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Yeah, that seems to be a theme on this show, Ed.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Can we have two teas, please? - Any sugars?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- No, I don't.- No, neither do I. - I'd never noticed these things
0:08:46 > 0:08:48before and now I'm seeing them everywhere.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- How many are there? - I think there's 13 left,
0:08:50 > 0:08:52but there was over 60.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- So how many cabbies can you fit in here at one time?- About 10 or 12.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56What do I have to do to be able
0:08:56 > 0:08:59to eat in one of these?
0:08:59 > 0:09:00The Knowledge of London.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03That's when you have to learn every street in the city.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06You get a topographical map of the city in your head.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09That's hard work for a bacon sandwich.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14I'd better finish my tea, then.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Tracy? Thank you so much for letting me in here.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- You're most welcome, any time you're welcome.- I feel honoured.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Thank you.- See you, Tracy.- Take care. - Bye.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29You see this railing?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31This is where they tied up horses
0:09:31 > 0:09:33for the horse-drawn cabs in Victorian times.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Oh, right. I can still hear Tracy talking in there!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40What are you thinking, what are you thinking, what are you thinking?
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Ed, you should check out the tooth section. It's amazing, right?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Apparently the enamel on your teeth is one of the
0:09:57 > 0:10:00hardest things in the body.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Really?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Argh!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09And the biggest teeth in the world are probably the sperm whale's
0:10:09 > 0:10:10which are a kilogram each.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Imagine that, that's the size of a packet of sugar. Ed?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16I had an accident.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20This is going to be a long afternoon.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Although, I wonder what it would be like if we didn't have any teeth?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28If no-one had teeth it would be hard to eat,
0:10:28 > 0:10:31because you couldn't chew it, you'd have to suck it.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- You would have to eat baby food. - If somebody said something nice,
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I would be scared to smile with no teeth.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I would nod or give them the thumbs-up.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43You couldn't eat, you couldn't talk right. Singers would be rubbish.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45# Ooh-hoo-ooh! #
0:10:45 > 0:10:49The good thing about not having any teeth would be you wouldn't have to
0:10:49 > 0:10:51go to the dentist, or brush them
0:10:51 > 0:10:55and you could eat lots of fizzy drinks and sweets.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00If you like playing cowboys and Indians,
0:11:00 > 0:11:05then you might like to say howdy to this grown-up from Mansfield.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Yee-ha!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Get off your horse and drink some milk.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26Put down your nose bag and polish my spurs.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Well, if it isn't the banana bunch!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Put it there, partner. - That is some shirt.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- You must be Dennis.- That's right.
0:11:32 > 0:11:37# Rolling, rolling, rolling rolling, rolling, rolling... #
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Look at this. It's amazing. Even if you want a cup of tea...
0:11:41 > 0:11:44How much time do you spend dressed as a cowboy?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46All the time.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48What do people think?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Well, I don't know, but they probably think I'm crackers!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53BELL RINGS
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- What's that? - It's high noon.- High noon?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- We'd better take this outside. - Let's go.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10It involves staring at each other,
0:12:10 > 0:12:12looking menacing
0:12:12 > 0:12:16and then quickest on the draw for the banana.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Real cowboys' clothes come from cattle.- Really?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23What if you're a vegetarian cowboy?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Cowboys had to live their lives in the great outdoors.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29They endured rain, hail, blistering hot sun
0:12:29 > 0:12:31and get really nasty chapped lips.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Cowboys could communicate over long distances just by waving a hat.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42I think he's saying, "Ooh, look at me, I've got a lovely new hat."
0:12:42 > 0:12:45The hat's nice, but the shirt's to die for.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Wake up, Granddad.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Ooh!- Pow! Pow!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Pow! Pow!- You are not a cowboy.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I sure am.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59You're not a proper cowboy, Lucy.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Your outfit's all wrong for a start.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Cowboys didn't have a lot of money,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06they took what they could find. They couldn't afford
0:13:06 > 0:13:09an expensive hat like that. Go on, take it off.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Try this. It's my old bowler hat.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Oh, yes, yes that's much better.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21That shirt is all wrong. Unless you're a country and western singer.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- So what would they wear? - Mostly second-hand clothes.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Well, I don't have any second-hand clothes. I have got this new stuff.
0:13:28 > 0:13:33Ah, well, you're in luck.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35My old suit.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Put that on.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Now, there's one more thing that we need, Lucy.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50What's the one thing missing from this fun cowboy game?
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- Fun?- No, cows.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Now I haven't got any cows, but I've got you the next best thing.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Sheep?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06It's manure from my allotment.
0:14:06 > 0:14:11Now you look, sound and smell like a real cowboy.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Dennis, thanks for your time.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Dennis, it's been a pleasure.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19You've got a fantastic collection.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21We've got you something.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- It's an All Over The Place cowboy hat.- Very nice.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- I'll try it on.- You look handsome.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- The handsome cowboy.- Thank you.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31I've got to go. I left the horse on a double yellow line.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Oh, come on, let's go.- Bye.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37You can walk normal now, mate.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Not really, I had a bit of an accident earlier.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I don't get it. Ed asked me to come to South Shields
0:14:54 > 0:14:58so he could show me some incredible caves, but he hasn't even shown up.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Where is he?- Argh!
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Argh!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Argh.- OK, let's go.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16# By the sea in Tyne and Wear
0:15:16 > 0:15:19# A secret cave you'll find my dear
0:15:19 > 0:15:21# And things that fill your heart with fear
0:15:21 > 0:15:23# It's called Marsden Grotto
0:15:23 > 0:15:25# Where pirate stash could disappear
0:15:25 > 0:15:28# And smugglers would quaff their beer
0:15:28 > 0:15:30# All manner of things have gone on here
0:15:30 > 0:15:33# Down in Marsden Grotto
0:15:37 > 0:15:40# Jack the Blaster made these caves
0:15:40 > 0:15:42# Ooh! Ooh!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44# A smuggler's respite from the waves
0:15:44 > 0:15:46# Argh! Argh!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48# The terrors in your head, I plant
0:15:48 > 0:15:51# Dare you go in? I bet you can't
0:15:51 > 0:15:56# Oh, look, now it's a restaurant! Still called Marsden Grotto... #
0:15:56 > 0:15:58What?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Hang on.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03# Don't get comfy in that chair
0:16:03 > 0:16:05# I've got tales that are bound to scare
0:16:05 > 0:16:07# A foolish smuggler once sat there
0:16:07 > 0:16:09# Here in Marsden Grotto
0:16:09 > 0:16:12# They say this fool betrayed his friends
0:16:12 > 0:16:14# And came unto a sticky end
0:16:14 > 0:16:17# A death too bleak to comprehend
0:16:17 > 0:16:18# Here in Marsden Grotto
0:16:18 > 0:16:21# When they excavated his ground
0:16:21 > 0:16:23# Ooh! Ooh!
0:16:23 > 0:16:27# 18 skeletons they found. Argh!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30# Argh! The ghost down here can haunt your dreams
0:16:30 > 0:16:33# And you can hear dead smuggler's screams
0:16:33 > 0:16:35# Do you fancy cake or shall we get ice cream?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37# Here in the Marsden Grotto
0:16:42 > 0:16:44# Imagine way back in the past
0:16:44 > 0:16:46# Pirates came for booze and grub
0:16:46 > 0:16:49# But not everything can last
0:16:49 > 0:16:51# Because now it's a nice gastro pub
0:16:51 > 0:16:55# I'm feeling slightly foolish, me Are you scared?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- # No, siree.- In which case I'll have an eclair and a cup of tea
0:16:58 > 0:17:04# BOTH: Down in Marsden Grotto. Argh! #
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Ha ha!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19I'm here at the Robin Hood Festival in Sherwood Forest.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23It's what people round here like to do to entertain themselves.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25And, to attract a bit of attention,
0:17:25 > 0:17:28I've decided to dress up as someone from medieval times.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Ed, the Merry Men ain't looking too merry.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35All right, there's no need to show off.
0:17:37 > 0:17:43Nice medieval music. This is the 26th Annual Robin Hood Festival.
0:17:43 > 0:17:50Morning. This is exactly what it was like a medieval times,
0:17:50 > 0:17:52apart from the fairground rides.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54And the PA system.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57And the burger vans. Actually, it was nothing like this at all.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Ed, you're wearing a bucket.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Right. This is ridiculously heavy.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Not one as big as Friar Tuck, that would be ridiculous.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Hat off. You watch. Jay, here, mate!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- There you go.- Argh!
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Oh, no! Don't lift his wig off!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28You're probably looking for someone who's robbing from the rich
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- and giving to the poor.- Yeah.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Yeah. Well, I just wanted to tell you, it's not me.- Right, OK.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Just wipe me off that list of suspects.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37But you might want to have a word with them.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42Listen up, these be the well amazing tales
0:18:42 > 0:18:44of Robin the Hood, boy!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I is Rob and this is my hood.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Sherwood Forest Massive.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51That right there is my homies, the Merry Men.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- And women.- Yeah, all right.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I don't want you disrespecting me on television.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I wasn't. Merry Men sounds better.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Whatever.- That there's Maid Marion,
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- she's like my wifey and stuff. She's well bossy.- Oi!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05What? I was just saying, is all.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07It ain't no bad thing. Right, let me explain.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I do steal stuff, guilty.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13But I'm not some criminal, like Becky's cousin Dave.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I, like, steal from the rich and I totally give to the poor.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Yeah, but what about your bling, though?
0:19:19 > 0:19:20I was just looking after it.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24You're just like the Sheriff of Nottingham, he's always, like,
0:19:24 > 0:19:26"Oh, you've got to give that stuff back."
0:19:26 > 0:19:29He harasses me. He's well out of order.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Can I do my thing now?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Marion writes rap and that.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37She's written a verse about life here in the forest.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40She's well keen to burn you with it, if that's cool? Hit it!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43RAPS: My hood's Sherwood Trees are made from fir wood
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Except the mighty oak tree I guess that's made from oak leaves
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Or maybe it is elm trees I never got to look
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Deciduous, evergreen it doesn't even matter to me
0:19:50 > 0:19:52The best thing about Sherwood is the fact you get to hug a tree.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Word.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56This tree behind me is called the Major Oak and they reckon
0:19:56 > 0:19:58it's 800 to 1,000 years old.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00It's 11 metres in diameter
0:20:00 > 0:20:03and 16 metres high and some people think that Robin Hood
0:20:03 > 0:20:05and his Merry Men hid in the hollow middle.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I've entered myself into the Silver Arrow competition.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12You get three chances to shoot an arrow into the target,
0:20:12 > 0:20:13best man wins.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16I've got my own bow and everything!
0:20:16 > 0:20:19I've got arrows, I've got the whole lot. I've got the costume!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Yes! Yes, this is my moment!
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Or so legend has it. Ed the Hood has never even used a bow.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Oh, no! It shot right off.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42I hit it, I hit it.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51What was that then? Seven. The lowest score!
0:20:51 > 0:20:55In last place, ladies and gentlemen, Ed the Hood.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Last place!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Last place!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Worst position, best costume.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17This is gross. What are we even doing here?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20We're by the seaside. This is fun. We're having fun.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22I don't see why taking your shoes off
0:21:22 > 0:21:25and walking through boggy sand is fun.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28It's boggy wet sand by the sea, therefore it is fun.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29- Can't we do something else?- What?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32I don't know, just something more exciting.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38This isn't what I had in mind.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42When I said exciting, I was thinking about something a bit more extreme.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45What about flying, but without planes?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Is that extreme enough for you? - Oh, ha ha, very funny, Ed(!)
0:21:48 > 0:21:53Seagulls fly, pigs can sometimes fly, but humans can't fly.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55That's where you're wrong, Holly.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21We won't send our CBBC mates off on their own.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Holly and Ed will each be jumping with a partner.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37So, Joel, you're going to be my
0:22:37 > 0:22:40bird-man partner today. What am I doing here?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- We'll go right to the top of the pier.- Right.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47There's going to be a nasty soldier in the helicopter.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Who are you going to be?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Me? I'm Rambo today.- So, Rambo is going to save me today.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55That's the plan. That's the craft we're flying.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You reckon we can fly in this?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00No. No, to be fair, but we'll give it a good shot.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05I'm with Andy. I'm going to be jumping with him today.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08There's no skirting around this issue, really.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Do you want me to wear a skirt?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13We were thinking maybe Zac Efron?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15What's our contraption going to be?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- We're using my pom-poms. - You're having a laugh!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29It's really high! I can't begin to think how I'll have
0:23:29 > 0:23:33the courage. You're going to have time to consider falling.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Andy said there's good time to think while...
0:23:35 > 0:23:39You're thinking, "Why am I doing this?" as you're dropping.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40I'm going to be one of the only people
0:23:40 > 0:23:43without something to jump with. I'll look stupid.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45At least you can swim off.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Andy has two pom-poms. That's all we're going to fly with.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Ed, I wouldn't worry about looking stupid in this crowd.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Time to discuss last-minute tactics.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01We are now preparing for the big jump.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03It's literally minutes away.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07If I do a cheeky pass and go, whoo, and pretend to throw it in.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09You'll be, "I want to catch that" and we'll jump.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- OK.- Yeah? And do you want to do it on the one, two, three?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Maybe as I throw it, we both jump.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Everybody seems calm about this. I mean,
0:24:17 > 0:24:19the Queen's there. She looks perfectly fine.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I think I'm the only person who's nervous.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28It's a good job the real Red Arrows don't fly like that!
0:24:28 > 0:24:32We blew most of the programme's budget on bringing the real ones in.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Good luck, ma'am. Good luck.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37I like the Queen, she get mucked in,
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- like the rest of us. Yeah. There she goes!- There goes the Queen!
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Well done, ma'am.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44We're going first.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46We're going first, and furthest.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- No, I think yours is going straight down.- No, no, no.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Whereas our craft is going to go straight out.- Your craft!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53We're in a helicopter.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55I didn't realise there were
0:24:55 > 0:24:57screens where everyone could see us in close-up.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Yeah, 20,000 people.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Don't worry about those
0:25:00 > 0:25:03on the beach. Think of the millions watching on telly.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04To pieces.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06It's only there, look.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Only there?! It's a massive drop, Andy.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12It's Ed's turn, or should I say Zac's turn?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- I'm with the ugliest cheerleader I've ever seen.- In the world!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I'm from CBBC. I'm a presenter
0:25:17 > 0:25:21called Ed Petrie and I'm dressed as Zac Efron from High School Musical.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22I've got my head in the game.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26Prepare to be blown away, Worthing, prepare.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Go, Ed! Go, Ed!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Give me an E to the D to the water.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50He really... Did he belly flop that?
0:25:50 > 0:25:53No, he went straight in.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55If anything, he should have jumped
0:25:55 > 0:25:58just to save some dignity after that whole basketball...
0:25:58 > 0:26:04- It's like something out of a bad Baywatch.- Well done, Zac.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Oh, they make a lovely couple.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I feel pretty panicky about this.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17- Holly, are you OK? - No, I've been taken hostage.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Sorry, Holly, you're on your own, darling.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23- Oh, who can help her now?- No! - It's Rambo!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25It's Rambo.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Did he hit him there? I think he did.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Get in the helicopter, that's it.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- It's a clear take off.- Away you go!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Here we go. Here we go!
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Oh, Holly!
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Oh, and it's a landing on water. Look at the action replay there.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50She's done well, but has she jumped further than Ed?
0:26:50 > 0:26:54A quick jet ski to the shore and we'll find out.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56I came back full of adrenaline and cleaned up
0:26:56 > 0:26:59and I found out a bit of bad news.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Holly landed in a bit of a strange way with her helicopter
0:27:02 > 0:27:03and she hurt her elbow.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07She's OK, but, yeah, it's a bit of a sad end to the day, really.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Still, I did land
0:27:09 > 0:27:1310 centimetres further than her, so, technically, I am the winner.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16This is mine.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Whoo!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Sorry, it's not really appropriate.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21It's not, but jumping off a pier
0:27:21 > 0:27:24with a hairy cheerleader isn't either,
0:27:24 > 0:27:27so let's just say a win's a win. Well done, fella.
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