0:00:00 > 0:00:05Stand by for your CBBC mates to take you on the UK's strangest road trip.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Ed and Holly visit weird sea forts,
0:00:08 > 0:00:12Johny photos Nessie, Joe shakes it all about, Ed discovers
0:00:12 > 0:00:16life as a roller coaster and we're strictly dancing the cha cha cha.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# All over the place
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# All over the place
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Me and my mates All over the place
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Whatever we do It's strange but true
0:00:35 > 0:00:36# All over the place
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Bet you didn't know your stuff was in the UK
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# But it turns up all over the place. #
0:00:47 > 0:00:50We've found ourselves in Whitstable in Kent,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53home to this beautiful beach and one of the oldest yacht clubs in the UK.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55But that's not why we're here.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57We're here to have a look at something that
0:00:57 > 0:00:59sticks out of the sea.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02'These may look like something out of Dr Who
0:01:02 > 0:01:07'but they are in fact the Red Sand Sea Forts.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18'They were built during World War II to defend the Thames Estuary.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21'I'd surrender if I saw them marching towards me!
0:01:21 > 0:01:29'Ed and Holly, you have 27 seconds to find out as many facts as you can about the sea forts.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32'Holly, you've got Phil.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35'Ed, you've got Trevor.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38'Three, two, one, go.'
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Phil, let's not waste time in introductions!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43- How tall are the towers?- 100 feet.
0:01:43 > 0:01:49- What's the point of them? - They were put in in World War II as Britain's first line of defence.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50- How far out to sea are they? - Nine miles.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Did they shoot down any planes? - Yes, apparently about 22.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- How long did they take to build? - About three to four months.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Er...er...!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- How many people can live on them at once?- Up to about 280.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- How long are people on there for? - Six weeks.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05BUZZER
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Yes. We've done it. Eat that, Petrie!
0:02:09 > 0:02:13'And the winner is...
0:02:15 > 0:02:17'Holly.'
0:02:17 > 0:02:22- Yeah! In your face, Petrie. - And in my ear.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Kind of eerie.- I can't believe people used to live out here.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32It's like a ghost town in the middle of the channel!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Apparently there used to be bridges linking them together so you could walk between the forts.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41It's like someone's put their camera on a tripod and walked off.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Just chucked it in the sea.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46'The forts are now looked after by a charity,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49'who've given us exclusive access.'
0:02:49 > 0:02:53There isn't a carpet or any curtains.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57So amazing. it feels like some sort of film set.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00It feels like something out of Dr Who. I keep expecting something to jump out from behind a corner.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03What I don't understand is how people could have spent up to
0:03:03 > 0:03:05six weeks at a time living in here.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08If you've got claustrophobia andyou're scared of living in a tiny space,
0:03:08 > 0:03:11this is not the place to be.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12So this must have been the bathroom.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Given that a lot of people lived on here they've only got three loos.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20You can't be that popular if you just went to the loo and everyone was waiting.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Let's say hello to the neighbours.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Hello! Are you on a fort?- Yes, I am.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Yes, I am as well. How long you been here?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Four, five, six weeks.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Six weeks? Yeah, me too.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Are you going mad?- Yeah.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Yeah. Me as well. Bye.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38That was what it was like back in those days.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42'Uncanny, Ed. It was almost as though we were back at World War II.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45'Well, maybe you can transport us back to the 1960s, when the forts
0:03:45 > 0:03:48'were used to transmit illegal radio stations.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51'It's Petrie's Pick of the Pops.'
0:03:51 > 0:03:56And that was Peace and Flowers by the Love Monkeys Love
0:03:56 > 0:03:59right here on Radio Sea Fort.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05In the next half hour we're going to be having the results
0:04:05 > 0:04:08of our fantastic I-Spy quiz.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12We asked you what can we see that begins with the letter S.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Here's Jenny with a quick reminder of the clue.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18It's blue and there's a lot of it.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20A bit of a puzzler there.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24So, if you think you know the answer why not pop it in
0:04:24 > 0:04:28a boat or a helicopter and we will announce the winner if we remember.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32And now here's Jenny with the news.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Yep, it's choppy out.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Thanks Jenny
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Well, there's been a lot of records released this week.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Unfortunately none of them have arrived here so we're going to be
0:04:45 > 0:04:49playing Peace and Flowers by the Love Monkeys Love, again.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51But first, here's Jenny with the weather.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Yeah, you've guessed it, it's choppy out.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Johny, Johny! There's a news flash.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Sorry, guys, just have to interrupt you there. We've got an important news flash.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07This just in.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10The legal loophole which allows offshore pirate radio stations
0:05:10 > 0:05:13to broadcast has now been closed.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15British law only used to apply within
0:05:15 > 0:05:19three miles of the coast but now the border has been extended to 12 miles.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24This means this entire radio station is now illegal.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Wow, Jenny that's a pretty decent report where did you get that from?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31That fella gave it to me.
0:05:31 > 0:05:40Oh, this is Radio Sea Fort signing off, maybe for four or six years.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Wow, that was incredible.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I can't believe that place has been used as a radio station, a fort...
0:05:45 > 0:05:51- And now it's been on a TV show.- Hey, last one to the poop deck's a loser.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56Holly, where are the keys?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12'This is the British library.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19'If you're wondering why we are playing spy music, it's because Ed's
0:06:19 > 0:06:23'on a mission to found the basement where all the books are stored.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28'You might think finding books in a library would be easy but not in this one because it's massive.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36'Oh, and the way to the basement is a closely guarded secret.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41'To get in Ed must find agent Roger.'
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Are you...- Sorry?
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Are you... (COUGHS)..Roger?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yes, I am Roger. You must be Ed.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Yes, yes.- Pleased to meet you, welcome to the library.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- I understand you can show me the... - Sorry?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Umm..?
0:07:00 > 0:07:04The basement, where all the expensive stuff in it.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Yes, be delighted to.- Great, great.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08'Well, that was difficult, wasn't it?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Come on, Roger, where's the basement? - Well, we can bring you down,
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- but because it's so important you will have to wear this.- Oh, right.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25- A pin the tail on a donkey fan, are you?- Oh, no, it's a blindfold.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Oh, so I don't know where the basement is.- Yes.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Come on, do your worst!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32'Yes, this is more like it!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35'There will be a zip wire to climb down and lasers setting off alarms
0:07:35 > 0:07:41'and alternatively there'll be a lift with a button marked B for basement.'
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Is this necessary, Roger? - I'm afraid it is, Ed.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45We take security very seriously here.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47You can follow me now.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55If you stop around there. You'll be pleased to know you can now take off your blindfold.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00Thank goodness, I was hoping you were going to say that.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Right, so where are we then?
0:08:01 > 0:08:05We're in basement three of the British Library. So this is about six storeys.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Six storeys.- Underground. - It's like a block of flats.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11It is. And each ceiling's about twice the height of a normal ceiling.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- We're down where the London underground is.- Right.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Do buildings normally go down that far?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19No, they don't. This is the deepest basement in London.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26You must have a lot of books here.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30We have over 13 and a half million books in total.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34While I'm here I might as well order up a book.
0:08:39 > 0:08:45'There are 626km of bookshelves down here and they'd stretch from London to Edinburgh,
0:08:45 > 0:08:50'which would probably take you 80,000 years if you were travelling by trolley.
0:08:50 > 0:08:56'On average, 5,000 books are viewed every day, which is a bit too many to stamp by hand.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00'So each item is scanned and transported upstairs by conveyor belts
0:09:00 > 0:09:03'in very high tech red plastic crates.'
0:09:07 > 0:09:12These are the rarest books of all, very expensive, the invisible books.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Ooh!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Don't tell anyone!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Ed, this was our best idea yet.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Once we catch this Loch Ness monster
0:09:29 > 0:09:31we'll be heroes, we'll be famous, we can demand a pay rise.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33I don't know, Johny. It's going to be pretty tough.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Loch Ness is 36km long.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Wow, that's the equivalent of 21,176 bath tubs.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Is it? I haven't done the maths.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Basically, I think we need to get out there on the loch.
0:10:04 > 0:10:10'The first recorded sighting of Nessie was in 565AD by St Columba, which is a miracle!'
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Ah, it's hideous!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16It's one of the ugliest things I've seen in my life! I'm going to be sick.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Ed, take your binoculars down. You're looking at me, you idiot.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Oh.- Thanks.- Sorry.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- George!- Hi, there.- How long have you been searching for the Loch Ness monster?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- For over 25 years now.- What's that?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55What you're seeing up here is sonar. It's showing the depth of the loch.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- What are those little blue dots? - They could be fish in the water.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04'So maybe up until now Nessie's lost her voice.'
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Do they have a place where they usually chill out, a favourite end of the loch?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Sometimes they come near the castle here.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- So, that would be a good place to start then? - Excellent place to start.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Ed, I've got some haggis. Do you think this is going to trap the Loch Ness monster?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Have you got a fishing rod?- No.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Well, when it comes out, I'll just take a picture of it and that'll make us famous.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- I've got a better idea. - Here, Nessie, Nessie.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31SOUND OF BAGPIPES
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Ah, bagpipes!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35You like a bit of that, do you?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Yeah, lovely but I can't...
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Come on, Nessie! We're having a ceilidh!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I think Nessie'd prefer something funkier.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45DANCE MUSIC
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- You've scared her off now.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58'So no wonder the monster's so tricky to spot!'
0:11:59 > 0:12:01We were never going to see the Loch Ness monster.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I mean, George thinks he might have seen it once in 25 years.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I think the only place we'll see it is in the gift shop. Coming?
0:12:07 > 0:12:12I'm just going to stand here for a bit. See you later, though.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15I know the perfect place to get a picture of the Loch Ness monster.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16See you back at the car.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Oh, yes!
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Ed, you'll never believe it! I got a picture of me and Nessie.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24- You're joking.- Have a look.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27What, how did you get that?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Right place, right time, I guess.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Unbelievable. What's that over there?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Keep looking forward.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38'Monstrous, Johny, monstrous.'
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Right, Joe, we're here in Burnley.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Right.- We are visiting Christine Edwards and she collects something
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- that comes in pairs. Can you guess what it is?- A pair of legs.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56No! I'll give you a clue.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Chopsticks. - Kind of, they go on a table.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- Earrings. - Do you want me to tell you?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03No, don't tell me, Ed. Jedward.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05No, not that. Forget it.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- Pair of knees, Pair of ears. Pair of knickers.- Shut up.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30'I think most of it is in Christine's front room.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32'Red orange and green.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36'I'm not reeling off traffic light colours - along with black and white,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38'these are the five different types of pepper.'
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- Have you got a little collection of just salts and you're trying to find the peppers.- Yes.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46So, you're always trying to match them up.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Yes, and sometimes I do.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Have you got an example?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52This is one of my favourites because they are so tiny.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57Bought him on Burnley market for about 50p
0:13:57 > 0:14:03and about five years later, I found this one on a market in Criccieth in North Wales.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Ah, it must be fate.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Do you mind if we explore and have a little look for ourselves.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12You're welcome. I really like showing it off.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Keep an eye on him because he's always fiddling stuff.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I won't break nothing, I promise.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25We've got some biscuits.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Actually they are quite cool. - Christine was telling the truth
0:14:27 > 0:14:29when she said that literally everything can be
0:14:29 > 0:14:31made into a salt and pepper shaker.
0:14:31 > 0:14:37'What did the salt say to the pepper? Seasons greetings!'
0:14:37 > 0:14:42Probably the place you least need salt and pepper shakers - the bathroom.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47But there seem to be quite a lot of salt and pepper bathroom-themed objects here.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Like lighthouses.- I suppose so.
0:14:49 > 0:14:55What is this? Who wants to have their sale out of a toilet?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58I fancy a little bit of salt, a bit of pepper
0:14:58 > 0:15:03and a bit of, you know... We'll leave that to the imagination. But it's not called for!
0:15:07 > 0:15:12Thinking about it, the reason salt and pepper go well together - it's a taste thing, isn't it?
0:15:12 > 0:15:16They taste good together, you can taste salt on your tongue and you can taste pepper up your nose.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Really, you think you're some sort of expert on salt and pepper now?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I think I know a lot about salt and pepper.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24I honestly do. I think know more than you.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Well, maybe it's time for you to play...
0:15:31 > 0:15:34It's against the clock and your time starts...now!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Pepper was used to preserve Egyptian mummies. True or false?
0:15:37 > 0:15:42- False.- Correct. Salt was actually used to preserve Egyptian mummies.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Well, done Joe, you're a budding Egyptologist.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48The word salary comes from the word salt. Is it true or false?
0:15:49 > 0:15:55- True.- Correct. In Roman times, soldiers were given an allowance to buy salt.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Lucky them, they must have had the time of their lives.
0:15:57 > 0:16:04Pepper makes you sneeze and when you sneeze air rushes through your nose at 85mph - true or false?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- True.- No, its 100mph, Joe.
0:16:07 > 0:16:13Pepper was so common in ancient Greece and Rome people used to wear it in their hair. True or false?
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- True.- No, it's false. Like in the Middle Ages, pepper was a valuable commodity.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20People prized it.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21BUZZER
0:16:21 > 0:16:26Oh, your time is up, Joe, and I can tell you that you got two.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- Two. I got more than two.- No. - Alright, then.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Thank you so much for letting us into your lovely house.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38You've got an incredible collection here of salt and pepper shakers.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42But because we know you think it's still not quite big enough, we got you these.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47There you go, there's Ed, and you know me because... it's got a big red head.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Your very own All Over The Place salt and pepper shakers. - Oh, thank you!
0:16:59 > 0:17:04Well, here we are at Blackpool Pleasure Beach which is the biggest tourist attraction in the UK
0:17:04 > 0:17:07and it's got loads of incredible roller coasters.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I'm so excited I don't know which one to go on.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11There's the Steeplechase, the Avalanche or all of them?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Or none of them, or all of them?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Ed, you better make your mind up. Let's go!
0:17:18 > 0:17:22# I've wanted to come here since I was nipper
0:17:22 > 0:17:25# I'd heard about the Grand National and the Big Dipper
0:17:25 > 0:17:28# But now that I'm here which ride should I pick?
0:17:28 > 0:17:32# Surely every one will make you feel sick.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36# Poor old Holly, such a delicate flower
0:17:40 > 0:17:40# Whereas I love travelling upside-down at 80 miles an hour.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43# You reckon you can take a huge roller coaster on
0:17:43 > 0:17:48# Well, why not try this? It's called The Big One.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53# It goes up, it goes down Around and around
0:17:53 > 0:17:56# Way up in the sky, 200 feet high
0:17:56 > 0:18:00# It goes left, it goes right It will give you a fright
0:18:00 > 0:18:03# Man, that looks easy No way I'll be queasy
0:18:07 > 0:18:14# Poor old Ed he'd better watch out Those modern roller coasters - No, they don't mess about
0:18:14 > 0:18:18# While I'm safely down here on my own two feet
0:18:18 > 0:18:22# I think I'll grab a tasty little something to eat
0:18:22 > 0:18:25# I'm no way worried No, really I'm not
0:18:25 > 0:18:28# There's no reason to be scared of a 200-foot drop
0:18:28 > 0:18:33# Mind you, this height is getting rather severe
0:18:33 > 0:18:36# Oh, look I can see my house from up here!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Uh-oh!
0:18:40 > 0:18:44A-a-a-ah!
0:18:44 > 0:18:45A-a-a-ah!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47A-a-a-a-ah!
0:18:47 > 0:18:51A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!
0:18:51 > 0:18:54A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!
0:18:54 > 0:18:58# Ice cream or chips Candy floss, crisps...
0:18:58 > 0:19:02A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah! A-a-a-a-a-ah!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05# Burger, hot dog Or maybe the lot
0:19:05 > 0:19:09A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah! A-a-a-a-a-ah! A-a-a-a-a-h!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16How was that.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20# It went up and went down Around and around
0:19:20 > 0:19:24# 65-degree drop Thought it wouldn't stop
0:19:24 > 0:19:28# It went high, it went low, Boy, did it go!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30# Sounds like a winner
0:19:30 > 0:19:34# Yeah, well here comes my dinner... #
0:19:34 > 0:19:41Ha! I knew he didn't have the stomach for it. I think I've eaten too much.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46RETCHES
0:20:04 > 0:20:08I only wanted to go for a wee and now I'm being attacked by giant flies.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Lucky this guy's around - he's a major fly swatter.
0:20:12 > 0:20:17I don't mean he does it a lot, I mean he's a major in the army.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Although he's probably very good at it.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Textbook tennis grip he's got there.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Or maybe he just doesn't like the people standing at his Ipswich bus stop.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Big fella, isn't he?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37He's bigger than the tallest person ever.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43And in case you're wondering who that was, his name was Robert Wadlow.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46He was just over 2.7 metres tall.
0:20:46 > 0:20:52When he was four years old, he was taller than Lady Gaga and his shoe size was 37.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59As I was saying - big fella, isn't he? He's three and a half metres.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Imagine if you didn't stop growing and you ended up like him.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09If everyone in the world didn't stop growing,
0:21:09 > 0:21:12the world would be really cramped and we'd need really wide doors.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Bigger sizes of jeans.- And socks
0:21:15 > 0:21:18because if you grow up, your feet have to grow as well, don't they?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22So, there'd be really tall skinny people and really small fat people.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25It'd be the tall people against the fat people.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28It'd be better for the tall people because they could have an adventure
0:21:28 > 0:21:33and say hello to people in space. The only bad thing is that you'd hit
0:21:33 > 0:21:36your head on Jupiter and other planets.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47So, Johny, what work have you got lined up after this?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Just loads of projects. To be honest, I'm in between...
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- You haven't got any work have you? - No, I haven't.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56I'll let you in a little secret - neither have I. Not a sausage.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01What are we going to do? We've got to get our careers back on track, mate.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I know! We might not be able to get any more presenting work
0:22:04 > 0:22:07but I bet you anything we could get on a reality show.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11I'm not being thrown out of an aeroplane, being covered in bugs and made to eat rats.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14I've got dignity. I'm not Joe Swash.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18I'm not talking about the jungle, Ed. I'm talking about the dance floor.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21BOTH: Let's go dancing.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31'You would be forgiven for thinking it's a spray tan convention.'
0:22:48 > 0:22:51'It's very popular due to its simplicity. Perfect for our two then.'
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Just waiting for my dance instructor.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I just hope they're not intimidated by my celebrity status.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05'This is Kate.'
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Hi.- Hello, I'm Ed. - Hi, nice to meet you.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Obviously you knew that already.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13To be perfectly honest, I have no idea who he is.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Am I allowed to say that?
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- Hello there, you must be...- Megan. Nice to meet you.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- Obviously you know who I am.- Yeah... - Johny.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Johny, yeah!
0:23:32 > 0:23:36To perfectly honest, I don't even know who it is but I'll do my best.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Before we start, I'm going to go through a few little techniques.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45And then you're going to cha-cha-cha.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Cha-cha-cha!
0:23:47 > 0:23:52- Cha-cha-cha.- Sorry! I just trod on your feet!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Oh! Head frying already!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04A thoroughly undeserved round of applause there for me.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Well, I hope he's going to surprise us all.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I'm hoping that he's kind of pretending that he can't dance.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12So, what way are you going to walk...?
0:24:12 > 0:24:13So how's Johny doing?
0:24:13 > 0:24:16We're going this way - cha-cha-cha.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20You're getting it fine. The best thing to do...
0:24:20 > 0:24:22'I think his chances in the competition are high.'
0:24:22 > 0:24:24He's doing well for a beginner.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26We've been practising our lifts and stuff.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30The lifts are going really well. I was surprised about that.
0:24:30 > 0:24:35- Well, you want to practise them because we're kind of tearing it up in here.- Yeah.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Keep practising. You need all the practice you need.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41They sound really confident.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43I HATE THE CHA-CHA!
0:24:52 > 0:24:57I don't like this. I look stupid, I feel stupid... Everyone in there knows what they're doing.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Hello. Actually I thought I looked stupid!
0:25:00 > 0:25:01'No, you both do.'
0:25:01 > 0:25:05This is a look you can pull off, if you can dance. I can't dance!
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Do I get extra points if I go out there and make it look like I'm enjoying myself?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Yes.- Really?- Yes, enjoy yourself.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14So, I've got to slap on a big smile?
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- Exactly like that.- Cha cha cha.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19I'm really scared.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Don't be, we'll go out there and show them what you've got.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23What if I forget the moves and that?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25I'll be there. You're not going to forget, you're going to be fine.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27You've just got to keep eye contact and you'll be great.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Children's BBC presenters Ed Petrie...
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Here we go!
0:25:32 > 0:25:38..Johny Pitts have learnt the Cha-cha-cha for the first time this morning.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:25:41 > 0:25:45OK, so it's your Cha-cha-cha.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05'Nice foot work.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08'There's Worcester's answer to Len Goodwin and Craig Revel Horwood.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34'They're all over the place.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38'Just like the show - All Over The Place. I see what he's doing now!'
0:26:38 > 0:26:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:49 > 0:26:51'Oh, the crowd are loving them.'
0:26:58 > 0:27:04Now comes the crunch. In fourth place, number 200, John and Megan.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06'Get in there John and Megan!'
0:27:06 > 0:27:13..And last but by no means least, number 201 Ed and Kate.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Congratulations, Johny. Well done! Keep up the good work.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Thank you very much. It's been a pleasure.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27To be honest the real pleasure's been dancing with my partner, Megan.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28- This is hers, really.- Thank you.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Yes, we won. In your face, Petrie.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35Kate, I'm very sorry. I will never darken your door again.
0:27:35 > 0:27:40- I need to find a new dance partner. - Yeah, bye.
0:27:40 > 0:27:41Happy couple.
0:27:41 > 0:27:46'Keep dancing! You've been watching All Over The Place.
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