0:00:02 > 0:00:05The CBBC presenter gang travel all over the place in the UK!
0:00:05 > 0:00:09Get ready to rock! Holly and Ed play invisible guitars,
0:00:09 > 0:00:11while London time travels.
0:00:11 > 0:00:16Joe drives a Bond car and Barney is attacked by a giant triffid!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# All over the place
0:00:21 > 0:00:22# All over the place
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Me and my mates All over the place!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:34 > 0:00:35# All over the place
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# All over the place
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- # But it turns up... - ..all over the place! #
0:00:49 > 0:00:53If you like views and hills and things that go up and down,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56then I have got something you might be interested in.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Is it a rollercoaster? - It's even more exciting!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01SCREECH!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05This is the freakiest hill in the UK - The Electric Brae.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Freaky, indeed!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- It looks like a pretty normal hill. - This is million times better.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Where do you think the bottom is? - It's there.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I can see it. The top will be behind us. That's how it works.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Top...bottom.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26If I took the handbrake off, which direction would it roll?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Ed, I've been on a hill before. You roll downwards.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- That's gravity. You just roll downhill.- OK, let's find out.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Ooh!- Oh, that is weird. We're going backwards.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39How does this work? That's against gravity.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Is it some sort of fairy road, where they use their magical powers
0:01:42 > 0:01:43to pull cars uphill?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- What do you think? - I don't know, anymore.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48The Victorians thought it might have been magic,
0:01:48 > 0:01:50but the road is normal. Everything else is weird.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00It slopes in such a way that it tricks your eye into thinking that
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- the top of the hill is the bottom. - That is one freaky road.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04It's the freakiest hill in the UK!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07CRASH!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Ed, you did put the handbrake on, didn't you?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Erm... Oops!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14So let's see what they really thought in the Victorian days...
0:02:14 > 0:02:16HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:02:16 > 0:02:21Ladies and gentlemenly, lovely type fellas-ah!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24It is my great pleasure to introduce to you,
0:02:24 > 0:02:30truly the most amazing phenomena in all of the United Kingdom-ah -
0:02:30 > 0:02:35The mesmeric Electric Brae!
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Oi!
0:02:37 > 0:02:41What's all this blither-blethering and flibber-flabbering about?
0:02:41 > 0:02:42It's only a poxy hill!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Victorian scientists believe that beneath this road
0:02:46 > 0:02:52there lies a strange and yet powerful electromagnetic current
0:02:52 > 0:02:55which can pull carts and carriages
0:02:55 > 0:02:58UP THE HILL!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Therefore defying the very laws of gravity!
0:03:02 > 0:03:07- That's why it's called Electric Brae. - Or it could be the sides of the hill
0:03:07 > 0:03:08that give it a trick of the eye.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10HE LAUGHS
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Get a load of her!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Next she'll be saying that in the future,
0:03:13 > 0:03:17people will be walking around with music players in their pockets
0:03:17 > 0:03:19or getting curries delivered to their front door.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21If this is not a wonder of nature
0:03:21 > 0:03:24then why do crowds of Victorian tourists
0:03:24 > 0:03:27flock to buy Electric Brae merchandise
0:03:27 > 0:03:29from my beautiful cart?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30What cart?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34D'oh! I forgot to put the brakes on!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59My amazing spy senses tell me that this is where the Bond cars are.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Yeah, I think you might be right.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Yeah, I think I am right.- Probably because of this massive sign.- What?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12There have been 22 Bond films so far
0:04:12 > 0:04:14and six actors have played James Bond.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- What do you think of the colour? - Yeah, I mean, it's nice.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I don't think I'd choose the bogey colour, myself.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27He's got no class! That paint's got real gold in it
0:04:27 > 0:04:29and the car featured in Die Another Day.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34This one just looks like...
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- This is the coolest one of the lot. - Are you sure?- Yeah, yeah.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39It turns into a submarine.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Joe, you just don't have a SCUBA!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48They built a prop for it and they thought it was lost forever.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51They found it in a scrap yard in the Bahamas.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53That's the submarine version. Good job they found it.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Of course, James could've found it using his veeblefetzer.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04But what would happen if he invented rubbish gadgets?!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Oh, do come in.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Wow! A space station.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12I know your gadgets are top secret but is this really necessary?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Well, maybe I was hiding from someone?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Anyway, what amazing gadgets have you got?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I'm sure a genius such as yourself can conjure up a lethal toy or two,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22even with the tightest of budgets.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Well, I do have a remote control car.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Ah!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29That'll fox the enemies.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Whilst I'm stealing their secret plans
0:05:31 > 0:05:34and kissing their beautiful foreign girlfriends,
0:05:34 > 0:05:36they'll be chasing an empty car around town.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Here it is....
0:05:39 > 0:05:41It's eco-friendly.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Well, I suppose that's important.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Tell me this is a remote-controlled drone,
0:05:49 > 0:05:51for recording information or defusing a bomb?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53It's a remote-controlled drone
0:05:53 > 0:05:55for recording information or defusing a bomb.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56- Is it though?- No.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Look, this is outrageous!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01You say you haven't got any money,
0:06:01 > 0:06:04but you've built a space station and teleported me here!
0:06:04 > 0:06:05OK, OK. Wait.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08What about a tiny hand-communicating device
0:06:08 > 0:06:12with a torch, video camera, sat nav, built-in GPS
0:06:12 > 0:06:13and full wireless internet.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Well, now you're talking!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Pay as you go.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20PHONE BLEEPS Why didn't I see that coming?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Wait, wait!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25If you call this phone, from this phone
0:06:25 > 0:06:28the person receiving it will get a powerful electric shock!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Wow.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32That was really impressive.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33What's the number?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Speed dial number two.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Aaaaahhh!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yeah, you're right...
0:06:42 > 0:06:43works really well.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Let's face it,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Bond wouldn't be impressive if his gadgets didn't work.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Am I allowed to get in and have a fiddle about?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Yeah, have a look.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Yeah, yeah.- I wanted to do that! - Sorry, Ed.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Tell me what moves, Ed.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00What's this one?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- That's the bumper that bumps the other car.- The bumper, yeah?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07What about this one here, ready?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09That's the guns at the front.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Don't shoot me in the shins!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13What about this one? Keep your eyes one. Ready?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Is that doing anything?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- I can't see anything. - Look! Behind me!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19It's the bulletproof shield at the back!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh, look at it!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24This is the coolest car I have seen in my life. I love it!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27If I wanted to buy one how much would it set me back?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- It would be in the millions to buy one.- Millions!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31- Millions?- Millions.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Get me out of this car before I break it!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35That's a good idea. Get him out!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37He's right! Get him out, get him out!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Looks like we did a good job tracking down the 007 cars.- You're right.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Wait till you tell M, she's going to be so happy with us.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- I'm going to head off and see her now, file the report.- Hold up!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I wanted to do that, I've done more work than you today.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- I think I should tell her. - All right.- Oi!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56You're not going to catch me, Ed!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I'm going to get to M before you do, mate!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Do you expect me to give up, Edward?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06No, Mr Swash. I expect you to die! Ha-ha!
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Not many people have a favourite traffic light...
0:08:25 > 0:08:26but I do!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28It's this one.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31This is what happens if you water a traffic light too much.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Actually, that's a lie.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37This is the Traffic Light Tree,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40designed by a French bloke about ten years ago.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42It's eight metres tall
0:08:42 > 0:08:45and it's got 75 sets of lights.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52He won a competition to replace the real tree that used to be here -
0:08:52 > 0:08:54it died of pollution.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Frankly, I'm not surprised.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I wonder if there's every been any...
0:09:07 > 0:09:09CLANGING
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Oh, well. I suppose too many traffic lights are better than none.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Imagine if there weren't any at all...
0:09:15 > 0:09:19If you didn't have traffic lights, you'd have to have lollipop ladies.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23But what happens if you're on a cross-junction and bees came along
0:09:23 > 0:09:26and the lollipop lady was trying to hit all the bees?
0:09:26 > 0:09:31So she was going, "Stop! Go! Stop!"
0:09:31 > 0:09:38Chameleons could change colour, like red and yellow and green
0:09:38 > 0:09:39So you would know when to go.
0:09:39 > 0:09:45If the chameleon turned blue there would be crashes from every angle.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Think you've got a big collection? Well, look at this!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Well, this isn't much good, is it?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14We come all the way to Torquay to see Shane and he's not here.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16PHONE RINGS
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Ah! Ha-ha!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Quick, go on before it rings off.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Mysterious!
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Hello?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30'Hello. Welcome to my collection of telephones.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33'I've got one of the largest collections in the UK.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35'Sorry I can't be there now
0:10:35 > 0:10:37'but have a look and I'll catch up with you soon.'
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- Cool!- Oh, great!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Let's have a look around.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- # Call me - Call me!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45# On the line Call me, call me...#
0:10:58 > 0:11:00PHONE RINGS
0:11:00 > 0:11:03It actually frightened me!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Which one is it?- I don't know - there's so many!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10We'll be here all day!
0:11:10 > 0:11:11- That one, that one!- This one?- Yeah.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Ah!- Hello?
0:11:14 > 0:11:15- Hello, Ed.- 'Hello, Shane.'
0:11:15 > 0:11:19We're in this room at the moment with em...buttons everywhere.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- We were just wondering what it is. - That is a telephone switchboard.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27You can be put through to all over the world from that switchboard.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Each of the holes represents someone's phone number.
0:11:42 > 0:11:47All right, Ed and Gemma, get ready to connect the calls!
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Four is calling 37.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Ten is calling 44.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Hang on, hang on!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Six is calling 18.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Six...- No, wait. Stop!
0:12:00 > 0:12:01What was the first one?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Two is calling 22. - You snooze, you lose!
0:12:04 > 0:12:0813 is calling 11.
0:12:08 > 0:12:0913, 13, 13...
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I can't find any of them!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Ye-es! - KLAXON SOUNDS
0:12:15 > 0:12:18I'd just like to apologise to men everywhere.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- (Loser!)- I've really let the side down.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I'm a bit gutted that we didn't get to meet Shane.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Yeah. I'm sure he doesn't mind really. I got him a present.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Oh, cool! What is it?- Have a guess.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Uh, a CD?- No.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- Book?- No.- Bicycle?- No.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- It's a phone. It's a mobile one from the 1980s.- Brilliant!
0:12:37 > 0:12:38It's the size of a brick.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41I wonder what someone from the 80s would make of mobiles now.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- All right, Ed.- All right. - Who you phoning?- The 1980s.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Oh, it's ringing.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Yo!- Hello, 1980s London?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52It's Ed from the future here.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Hey, future Ed!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I'm just talking to you on my new hand portable.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58What am I saying?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- Don't you mean mobile?- What?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03RINGTONE PLAYS
0:13:03 > 0:13:04What was that?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Oh, it was just London's phone.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Phones don't make that noise.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10They either go "ring-ring", "beep-beep"
0:13:10 > 0:13:12or nothing at all because their battery's dead.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Oh. Does your battery die a lot then?
0:13:14 > 0:13:19No! Not this phone - it's a new model, the deluxe package.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22I can make ten three-minute phone calls in a single charge. Beat that!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25It's easy. The battery on my phones last for days,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27unless I've been playing too much music.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30You've got music on your phone?!
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Yeah. Haven't you?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Well, yeah, sort of.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36I can play a few tunes like Frere Jacques.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39SHE PLAYS FRERE JACQUES USING TOUCH-TONE
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Face it, London from the past, phones back then were rubbish!
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Hey, Ed from the future, they might be pretty basic
0:13:46 > 0:13:48but phones like this will be lasting longer
0:13:48 > 0:13:50than silly mobiles especially....
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- DIAL TONE - Hello? Hello?
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Battery's died.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56PHONE CLATTERS AND GOES SILENT
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- # I'm Bernard Ward - I'm Lady Anne Bligh
0:14:12 > 0:14:15# Together we were man and wife
0:14:15 > 0:14:17# But when we built our country pile
0:14:17 > 0:14:20# We simply could agree on the style
0:14:20 > 0:14:23# We can't agree, so what's to be done?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26# Only a fool would build two houses in one
0:14:26 > 0:14:29# So, Mr Builder, is it hard
0:14:29 > 0:14:32# To build a house with two facades?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34# You seem to have adopted a thoughtful posture. #
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Two houses in one? It's going to cost you.
0:14:37 > 0:14:3940 grand.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Which in today's money is... Well, it's a lot.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48# We're made for each other, you and me
0:14:48 > 0:14:54# Cos we always agree to disagree
0:14:58 > 0:15:01# One side classic, I'm more traditional
0:15:01 > 0:15:04# One side Gothic, I'm more whimsical
0:15:04 > 0:15:07# Wandering about the rooms inside
0:15:07 > 0:15:09# We continued the theme that had a divide
0:15:09 > 0:15:11# One half for him
0:15:11 > 0:15:12# One half for her
0:15:12 > 0:15:15# And we stayed in the half that we preferred
0:15:18 > 0:15:23# We're made for each other, you and me
0:15:23 > 0:15:31# Cos we always agree to disagree
0:15:31 > 0:15:33# And though our two-faced house was completed
0:15:33 > 0:15:36# Our disagreements were still quite heated
0:15:36 > 0:15:39# Meal times were always particularly thrilling
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# Try making a sandwich with two different fillings
0:15:42 > 0:15:45# There's only one way to solve this, my dear
0:15:45 > 0:15:49# And this collection of squirrels have given me an idea
0:15:50 > 0:15:52MUSIC: "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor
0:15:53 > 0:15:54# We're made
0:15:54 > 0:15:57# For each oth-er
0:15:57 > 0:16:00# You and me
0:16:00 > 0:16:04# Cos we al-ways agree
0:16:04 > 0:16:08# To dis-agree
0:16:11 > 0:16:15MUSIC RETURNS TO ORIGINAL MELODY # There is one other solution of course
0:16:15 > 0:16:19# We could always try and get a divorce. #
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Ugh.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25You know what, dear? For once, I agree with you.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- A funny thing's happening to me at the moment.- Oh, yeah?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- What's that? - Every time I read a book,
0:16:41 > 0:16:44the next day I feel like I'm living out the title.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Eh? Like what?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Well, the other week I read Harry Potter
0:16:47 > 0:16:50and the next day I found myself in a pottery class.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Huh! Random.- Yeah.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55And then I read the Tales Of Narnia and I got locked in a wardrobe.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59What did you read last night? It wasn't Winnie The Pooh, was it?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01No. No, it was The Day Of The Triffids.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- BARNEY CHUCKLES - Yeah, right.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Like we're going to bump in to a giant man-eating plant
0:17:06 > 0:17:08running around the Scottish countryside!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10As if that's going to happen!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13THEY SHOUT AND SCREAM
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Don't panic, Ed and Barney!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18This is a giant sculpture in Jupiter Artland
0:17:18 > 0:17:20which is a garden full of art.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32So, there's loads of different sculptures round this park.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35I think you'll find it is an Artland, not a park.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- OK, I'd like to find out a bit more about this Artland.- So would I.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- How do you get back again? - I've no idea!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50This place gets weirder and weirder.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52But this is where we get our information from.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54It's the Web!
0:17:54 > 0:17:59Ed and Barney, you have one minute to find more information
0:17:59 > 0:18:02about Jupiter Artland.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Barney, you've got Richard.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Ed, you've got Diana.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Three, two, one, go!
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Hello, I'm here to ask you lots of questions. Don't be scared!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Why is it called Jupiter Artland? - It's named after the planet Jupiter.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- How big are the parks?- Big. Huge!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- What's the tallest sculpture? - It's a 12-metre orchid.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- How long have you been open for? - Two years.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Uh, have you ever been to the planet Jupiter?!- No.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- How much water is in there? - A massive amount.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41I've been practising as a human statue, what do you think of this?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42It's average.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- How many of these mounds do you have?- Nine.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46How much money would you give me for it?
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Uh...a penny?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- How many sculptures are there? - About 12.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Has an artist ever come here and gone,
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- "Oh, I'm not putting my stuff here." - Not yet.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- How much concrete is in here? - Concrete? There is no concrete.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- How many visitors do you get a year? - Uh, about 10,000.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- How many trees?- Oh, thousands!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- What's people's favourite sculpture here?- Weeping Girls.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- What's the tallest tree? - Tallest tree - 80 feet.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- What's the most expensive sculpture? - I'm not answering.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15If you were to open a zoo, where would you put the giraffes?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16- Stop! Time's up! - KLAXON SOUNDS
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Out of time! Well done, brilliant.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22And the person who found out the most facts is...
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- ..Barney!- Yes!- Oh, no! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:26 > 0:19:28I wasted too much time on my human statue.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- That'll teach you! - What do you think of this?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- It's rubbish. - Oh, that's what she said.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I'll show you, I'll show you all!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- I wonder if there's any honey. - What are you doing?!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41It's full of bees! Run, Barney!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43No, I've checked, they're empty. Look.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44It's just a sculpture.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49"Beehives in the wild flower meadow by Ian Hamilton Finlay." Very nice.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Ah, what a piece, Barney!
0:19:50 > 0:19:55It speaks to me of repression - caging in what wants to be set free,
0:19:55 > 0:19:59the soul, one's desires. Beautiful!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01What are you looking at the cage for?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04That's just to stop things falling in it. That's the art down there.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06The hole! It's not called The Hole though,
0:20:06 > 0:20:07it's called Suck.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09It's supposed to make you think
0:20:09 > 0:20:12about things being sucked into the earth.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Climbing frame, Barney, climbing frame!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Ed, it's not!- It's a climbing frame! - No, it's not. Look.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- It's called the Firmament, it's another sculpture.- Oh.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- It looks like a bloke kneeling down.- It's supposed to be.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26It's made out of steel. Wow, that's cool.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29These are the Weeping Girls, Ed. Pretty cool.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32They bring a bit of a tear to my eye. Look, she's really sad.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I'm not surprised - she's got to hold a tree up!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38What about this one? She hasn't got MUSHROOM to stand!
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Ha-ha! Much room!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Cos there's some mush... All right.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43- Do you want to go homeward?- OK.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46It's just as well you weren't reading Man On The Moon.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Well, we have been to Jupiter and back.- Yeah, that's true.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54It would have been good if I'd read Charlie And The Chocolate Factory!
0:20:54 > 0:20:58- Yeah, but bad if you were reading Wind In the Willows.- Oh! Yeah.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- # De-de...# - Holly, what are you doing?!- What?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Where's your guitar? - What are you talking about?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14We're hearing for the UK Air...Guitar...Championships.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- You didn't bring a guitar, did you? - Ugh! I'm going to look so stupid!
0:21:18 > 0:21:19I brought a spare one
0:21:19 > 0:21:23cos I've got a feeling I'm going to trash this baby later so...
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- It's just there. - You're a life saver.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- It's good cos I can't play the guitar. Is it here?- No, to the right.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- Here?- No, Ed, it's there on the right.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Oh, right, Yeah.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34DISTORTED GUITAR STRUM Oh. It's a bit out of tune.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37I think your eyes are a bit out of focus, Ed because...
0:21:41 > 0:21:42ROCK MUSIC
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Here's Ed Banger!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Just heading up to the stage now.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12I look the part but I'm a bit worried I'm lacking air-ness.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19It's starting to get a bit busy now!
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Where's Holly gone?
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Hey, don't you mean Wah Wah Walsh?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Wah Wah Walsh!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29It's - # Wah Wah Walsh! #
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Sorry - # Wah Wah Walsh. #
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Welcome. This is, of course, the UK Air Guitar Championships. Come on!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- Do you feel nervous? - Stupidly, I do feel quite nervous.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Why do I feel nervous about this? It's so stupid! I'm not even playing!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Do you know what though?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49It's knowing that they're watching your every move.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I've never played the guitar, so I'm a bit worried.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55I can't remember this - high notes, down, low notes, up.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57It's so simple yet I can't get it right.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00If they asked me to play the air recorder, I would own that stage.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04- Hey!- May the best man lose. - Yeah, may the best man lose.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- We're going on in five. Wargh! - I can't do an interview.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10I'm getting nervous.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Right, next contestant time. - Oh, no, it's me!
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Influences - Guns N' Roses, Sweet Child O' Mine.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18MUSIC: "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Style - Guns N' Roses, Sweet Child O' Mine.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23MUSIC: "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Please welcome to the stage, Ed Banger!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Here we go! Wish me luck. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Give me a nod, yeah?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37AUDIENCE MEMBERS SCREAM
0:23:38 > 0:23:40# Oh, oh, oh, oh
0:23:40 > 0:23:44# Sweet child o' mine
0:23:44 > 0:23:46# Ooh, yeah, yeah
0:23:46 > 0:23:52# Ooh-ooh-ooh, sweet love of mine
0:23:54 > 0:23:56GUITAR SOLO
0:24:24 > 0:24:26# Where do we go now?
0:24:26 > 0:24:29# Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
0:24:29 > 0:24:31# Sweet child
0:24:31 > 0:24:40# Sweet child-ild-ild of mine. #
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Ed Banger, come on!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48SOME BOOS AND APPLAUSE
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- I think they're booing me! - Ed Banger!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Yes, my public!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57How'd it go?
0:25:00 > 0:25:04I'm genuinely nervous. This is scary!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06I saw how badly you went down and I don't want the same.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10It's like gladiators. You go out there and like, "No!"
0:25:10 > 0:25:12If you see my hat out there, can you pick it up?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15That hat has been taken out the back and burnt
0:25:15 > 0:25:17because they are so disgusted by your performance.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Bri-ian!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27This is our next contestant.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30This is Wah Wah Walsh.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Did he pronounce your name right?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34It's - # Wah Wah Walsh! #
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Welcome to the stage Wah Wah Walsh!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:48 > 0:25:51MUSIC: "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey
0:26:04 > 0:26:08# Don't stop believin'
0:26:09 > 0:26:12# Hold on to that feeling
0:26:12 > 0:26:15# Streetlights, people
0:26:15 > 0:26:20# Ohh-hhhh
0:26:20 > 0:26:24# Don't stop believin'
0:26:24 > 0:26:28# Hold o-on
0:26:28 > 0:26:31# Streetlights, people
0:26:31 > 0:26:36# Ohh-hhhh
0:26:36 > 0:26:40# Don't stop believin'
0:26:40 > 0:26:44# Hold on to that feeling. #
0:26:44 > 0:26:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Let's give it up for Wah Wah Walsh!
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Wah Wah Walsh!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56The judges have voted and the scores are in.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Time now to reveal the winner.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Will it be Ed Banger,
0:27:00 > 0:27:03who cranked up his back-stroking, Guns N' Roses toking
0:27:03 > 0:27:05to a smoking 11?
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Or will it be Wah Wah Walsh who wow-wow-wowed the crowd
0:27:09 > 0:27:11with her knee-trembling,
0:27:11 > 0:27:13sunglass-wearing, awesome rock chick antics?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Here to reveal the scores is His Royal Air-ness of Rock,
0:27:16 > 0:27:20judge and former air guitar champion Zac Monro.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22One of you did very well.
0:27:22 > 0:27:27One of you got 13.1 and one you got 15.5 which is a very good score.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31So, I can award this trophy...
0:27:31 > 0:27:32to Holly.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- Yes!- Well done.- Wow!
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Thank you!
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Yeah, more importantly, where's my hat?!
0:27:38 > 0:27:39I've not seen your hat.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Where's my hat?!
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Ed is such a bad loser.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Holly is now officially my rock guitar hero.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49See, we've been all over the place!
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