0:00:02 > 0:00:06Buckle up, you lot. We're going on a bizarre road around the UK with your CBBC mates.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Ed and Joe kick us off in Sheffield.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Barney has a wheely good time.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Holly goes road bowling.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14I've been training for literally hours for this.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Johny gets boxed in, while London goes a moustache.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# All over the place All over the place
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# North, south, east, west
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# On a bizarre quest Me and my mates, all over the place
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# It's true what you've heard
0:00:31 > 0:00:35# Everything is absurd Whatever we do is strange but true
0:00:35 > 0:00:39# All over the place All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK
0:00:43 > 0:00:47# But it turns up all over the place. #
0:00:47 > 0:00:52- Why are we in Sheffield? - Because Sheffield is a very important place, Ed.- Really?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55If anything, I'd say it was the most important place in the world.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Oh, I know why. It's because of its history with steel.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Sheffield is known as the Steel City.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- No, Ed!- Oh. Oh, I know!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05It's because it has so many trees.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- No!- Why then?
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Put it this way, if it wasn't for Sheffield, players like Rooney,
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, they'd all be out of work.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Is that because they've got part-time jobs
0:01:17 > 0:01:19polishing cutlery and pruning trees?
0:01:19 > 0:01:23No. Because Sheffield has the oldest football club in the world.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Sheffield FC is an amateur football club.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Not to be confused with professionals Wednesday or United.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Who might be bigger, but definitely not older.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Sheffield FC are also wiser.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40They're responsible for many of the rules still used in football today.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45In 1857, Sheffield FC was officially founded.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47And then two members of Sheffield FC
0:01:47 > 0:01:49sat down and came up with some rules.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52And they were known as the Sheffield rules.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Wow! That's a really important conversation they must have had.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58This football malarkey seems to be taking off.
0:01:58 > 0:02:05- Yes.- Yes.- Probably about time we wrote down some rules.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Mmm. Good idea.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Yes. Rule number one...
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Fouls? What about fouls?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Fouls?
0:02:16 > 0:02:20If one player was to intentionally kick another one.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Pfft! We are gentlemen.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25No footballer would intentionally kick another.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Of course. What a foolish notion.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Hang on. What about that game last week?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Went on for days. Several people injured.
0:02:38 > 0:02:45Good point. "No kicking one another."
0:02:45 > 0:02:50What are your thoughts on handling the ball with one's hands?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Don't be ridiculous.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56How can one catch the ball if one can't use one's hands?
0:02:56 > 0:03:00THEY SNIGGER
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Forgive me. Don't know what I was thinking.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Silly, silly me.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I'm sure there's one other thing.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Headers.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Ed, I've got an idea.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Shall we see if the Sheffield FC players
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- want to have a game of football using the old rules?- Yeah.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Rule number one is each player must provide himself
0:03:27 > 0:03:29with a red or dark blue cap.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Have you got a cap?
0:03:31 > 0:03:32ALL: No.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- I've got one.- You have, Ed?- Have you?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Yeah. I've got one. Looks like it's just me and you.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- See you later, boys.- Here we go with two-aside and the old rules.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45It's Petrie wearing the red cap to kick off
0:03:45 > 0:03:48from the middle of the park. That rule still exists.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Oh, my word. He's pushed Swash over from the penalty box. But no foul.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Old rules allow pushing with hands. Swash appears to handle the ball.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58No point in arguing.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01That's allowed in the old rules, as long as you don't catch it.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Nice goal, Swash. I guess that's why they call it the beautiful game.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12And the clip around the ear finishes this Match of the Day.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Ah, this is the life, eh, Ed?- Yep.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25People have been travelling up and down
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- the Union Canal for nearly 200 years. - Should get a better map.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30So, where are we heading?
0:04:30 > 0:04:31To the Falkirk wheel.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I love wheels, me. And, as it happens, the Union Canal.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38It's great. It's 32 miles long, which is 51 kilometres.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Or you could say it's nearly 51,000 football pitches.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Wow. Good factoid, Ed Petrie off the telly.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Well, if you like factoids about the Union Canal,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49it starts in Edinburgh and it ends...
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Here. Here!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- We're going to go off the edge! - What? Aaargh!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Calm down, you two.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59You're just at the top of the Falkirk Wheel.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04It's the world's only rotating boat lift.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06So, don't be scared. Be amazed.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I wasn't really scared, by the way.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I was just enjoying the ride.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Just doing it for the telly. - Just for you.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Yeah, right!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17So, top is the end of the Union Canal
0:05:17 > 0:05:20and bottom is the start of the Forth and Clyde Canal.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22That's wheely uplifting.
0:05:22 > 0:05:27Ed and Barney, you have 37 seconds to find out as much as you can
0:05:27 > 0:05:30about the Falkirk Wheel.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Barney, you've got Alasdair, who looks after the wheel
0:05:33 > 0:05:35and, Ed, you've got John, who knows how it works.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Three, two, one. Go!
0:05:44 > 0:05:48John, I'm here to ask loads of questions about the Falkirk Wheel.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Why didn't they just build a really big slide?- Erm...
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- How much does it cost? - About 20 million in total.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55How many people built it?
0:05:55 > 0:05:571,000 construction staff.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59How many times does it spin round in a day?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01As many as you want. 40 or 50 times.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03How many people use it every year?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- 500,000 people.- Quite a lot!
0:06:06 > 0:06:07How fast does it got round?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10About five minutes but you can do it faster.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- What's it made out of?- Steel.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- How much water can it hold? - 250 tonnes in each gondola.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- How high is it?- 35 metres.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19If it was made of cheese would it still spin?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- With very, very strong cheese! - How heavy is it? Oh! - BUZZER
0:06:22 > 0:06:27And the person who found out the most facts is...
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Barney!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35This is my celebration dance. This is how excited I am.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40I'm wheely happy that I managed to find out some wheely cool facts
0:06:40 > 0:06:42about the Falkirk Wheel. Thank you!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45If there was a prize for puns, you'd have won that as well.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50- It's a bit high, though.- Let's get back up there.- Cool. I won! I won!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56John was saying that the reason they call this a wheel
0:06:56 > 0:06:57is it's actually a wheel.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02- It's not, though.- You don't have to have the side bits to have a wheel.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- As long as it goes round, it's a wheel?- Yeah.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- What if it's a triangle going around? - I don't know. You'd have to ask John.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12He also said that before they had the wheel, to get between the two canals
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- because it's a 45 metre height difference between the two -
0:07:15 > 0:07:18there used to be 11 locks and it took eight hours.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Eight hours to do what we'll do in 15 minutes?- Amazing, isn't it?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Mad, that is. - That's what John was saying.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25He knows his stuff, John.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28And John said this is really energy-efficient.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Doesn't use a lot of it?- All you need is the amount of electricity
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- it takes to boil six kettles. - Is that all it is? Wow! Amazing.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Some of the stuff that John was saying, it blew me away.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- Guess how long John said this wheel would last for?- How long?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- They reckon about 120 years. - Wow!- That's some good engineering.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48You do a lot of talking with your new best mate, John, don't you?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51He was saying it's only broken down once...
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Wow. John knows his stuff, doesn't he?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57The ice was about 30 centimetres thick. It's quite thick, wasn't it?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Good old John. Why don't you buy a house and do it up together?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02What? Was I talking about John too much?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Who's John? You haven't mentioned him a million times.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Good. Wouldn't want to bore you.
0:08:07 > 0:08:12Cos John was saying, apparently this canal runs between Glasgow...
0:08:12 > 0:08:15So, how far to Edinburgh?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- I think it's the same distance as 51,000 football pitches.- Wow.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- That's like 28,000 David Beckhams, isn't it?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Or ten Peter Crouches.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Yeah.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Because he's really tall.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Yeah. I got it.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37If you like collecting strange things,
0:08:37 > 0:08:38then you're going to love this.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Hi, Paul. Are you all right? Wow! How many have you got here, Paul?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01About 10,000 different ones in my collection.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Is every single one different?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Every one's different.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10If the first milk bottle was delivered in 1880,
0:09:10 > 0:09:14it probably took them the next 130 years to deliver them here.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18It takes 38 squirts from a cow's udder to fill a bottle of milk.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22I think we're starting to milk these facts!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24What's this? It's past-your-eyes milk.
0:09:24 > 0:09:29Good one, Ed(!) When you pasteurise milk, you remove harmful germs.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Check this out. One from my home town of Sheffield. Class!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36So, what's this little section here?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Hoots, man! It's the Scottish section.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Och aye the noo!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42We prefer the Queen's English here, Ed.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45This one's got the Queen's initials on it.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47From the Royal Dairy at Windsor.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Are there other people who do this?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53I run a club of collectors. There's about 120 people in the club.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55There's a little magazine I do.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- He's got a newsletter! - Look at that. Milk Bottle News.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03News flash just in.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Milk can be good for insect bites.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Over to you, Ed Petrie. - Thank you, Johny.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I'm here in Essex where I've just found out
0:10:10 > 0:10:12an important milk-related fact.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Apparently milk powder can be used in luxurious baths
0:10:15 > 0:10:17as it helps make the skin feel soft.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19They're particularly fond of it in Japan.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21And now for a commercial break.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Oh no. I'm a child between the ages 9 and 18,
0:10:28 > 0:10:31and this sugary fruit-based drink doesn't provide
0:10:31 > 0:10:33the 1,300 milligrams of calcium I need each day
0:10:33 > 0:10:35for optimum bone growth.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Whatever am I going to do?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Don't worry, little girl.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- I'm here.- Mr Milkyman!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45It's Captain Milkyman.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Captain Milkyman!
0:10:47 > 0:10:53# Captain Milkyman, if you need milk, call Captain Milkyman. #
0:10:56 > 0:10:57No. Yes.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I will be there right away.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05Oh no. I've got an important meeting and my suit's creased.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07What am I going to do?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Don't worry, son. I'm here.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Who are you?- I'm Captain Milkyman.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14And this pint of semi-skilled milk
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- should sort out your suit-based crisis.- What are you doing?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20No, no. No need to thank me.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21You've got milk all over my phone.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23You've broken it.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25That's the magic of milk.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Now, Captain Milkyman away!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30SIRENS WAIL
0:11:30 > 0:11:33That's odd. This seems to be the work of the Evil Dr Biscuit.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Ed Petrie?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- No. I'm Captain Milkyman. - Of course you are.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43I'm arresting you in connection with a number of milk-related assaults.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Committed while dressed as a superhero fictional character.
0:11:47 > 0:11:52Officer, this lunatic ruined my suit and my phone. Arrest him!
0:11:52 > 0:11:53What do you think I'm doing?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Oh, yeah. Can I watch?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Course you can. You're in big trouble, my lad.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- We're on the telly.- Course you are.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Someone tell her. Who's idea was this bit?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Aargh! Eurgh! Ow! My tooth!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Oh, that's handy. I'll just pop into the doctors.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Hello? Hello?
0:12:39 > 0:12:44Ah, Mr Petrie. We've been expecting you.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Aaargh! Aaargh!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Don't panic, Ed.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Although everything looks like it belongs in a horror movie, this is
0:12:51 > 0:12:54actually a museum and it's packed with four centuries' worth
0:12:54 > 0:12:57of old surgical instruments and specimens.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Specimens in jars.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Jars of body parts. Mwah ha-ha!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08What can you do about my toothache?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Well, if we were in the 18th century,
0:13:10 > 0:13:12we might want to use one of these.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14It's a tooth key.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17If you give me your finger, I can show you.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- I'm not sure I want to! - I promise I won't hurt you.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Yeah? I'm going to get it back exactly as it is now?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26All in one piece. So, imagine that your finger is the tooth
0:13:26 > 0:13:28and then we just turn very slowly.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Can you feel the pressure?
0:13:35 > 0:13:39The tooth is fine, actually. I think I was making a fuss about nothing.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41It's more the cough.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45What we would need a fleam.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48We can see there's a knife on this end.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52How will this stop me coughing? Just poke me with it till I stop?
0:13:52 > 0:13:57No. Very popular way of curing lots of different ailments at that time
0:13:57 > 0:13:59was to take blood from the patient.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05So if you hold out your arm?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- I'm not going to do that.- No?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10No. I haven't coughed for a couple of minutes.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Seems to be working.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15That's fine. It was more a broken leg.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19First of all, we would pop this round your leg.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20It's a tourniquet.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23This helps to stop the bleeding.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Oh, yeah? Just tie it up and go home?
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Everything's lovely, have a cup of tea and cake.- Not quite finished yet.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32This is an amputation knife.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36You would put the knife underneath the leg like this.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Nice big cut all the way round the leg.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Then you need this little device called a retractor.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Looks like something you cut cheese with.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49What we've got to get at underneath is the bone.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53We've got to pull out the tissue, so that's not in the way.
0:14:53 > 0:15:00Finally what we need is this, the good old amputation saw.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03We've got the wound nice and exposed and you can see the bone.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08Then quickly go in and saw through.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21The anaesthetic should be kicking in in a few moments, Mr Matthews.
0:15:21 > 0:15:26We just need you to count down from 100 but only using prime numbers.
0:15:26 > 0:15:2997, 89,
0:15:29 > 0:15:3183,
0:15:32 > 0:15:3479, 73...
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Well, he's asleep.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42And surprisingly good at maths.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Excellent. Hand me the scalpel.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Here's the tricky part. Tweezers.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Slowly.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Easy does it.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- BUZZER - Yes! My turn.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Ah! Bingo.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- What have you found?- Bingo. Wonder what that's doing there.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I am a little bit worried about his iron content.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Why's that?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Three seems too many.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Maybe he wanted a flat stomach.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- I don't get it. - Never mind. I think we're done here.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Do you want to start with the waking up procedure?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27OK. WAKE UP!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Hello, Mr Matthews.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31The operation was a complete success.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Although there were a few complications.- Complications?
0:16:35 > 0:16:40Yeah, well, it turns out your body's made of cardboard surrounded
0:16:40 > 0:16:44by metal censors that buzz when something metal touches them.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46You really should seek help from a medical professional.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Aren't you medical professionals?
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Me? No, no. This is my first day.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58I just plain old wandered in off the street.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Argh!
0:16:59 > 0:17:04Actually, I wonder if you could give us some medical advice.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06What does this do?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- Argh!- Mr Matthews? FLATLINE
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Mr Matthews!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32This is a warning to sheep to make sure they don't stand
0:17:32 > 0:17:35with their bottoms pointing towards a flying boomerang.
0:17:35 > 0:17:40No, Ed, this is the Superlambanana by Japanese artist Taro Chiezo.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46What's it doing here in Liverpool?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Well, it was commissioned in 1998
0:17:48 > 0:17:50and it reflects the history of the city's docks.
0:17:50 > 0:17:55Sheep and bananas were common cargo, but probably not in the same crate.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58No. Mint goes much better with lamb.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09It's made of concrete and steel, it's five metres high,
0:18:09 > 0:18:12and cost £35,000, which is about 100,000 bananas.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17If bananas were money, that would make a lot of monkeys very happy.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23If we had to use bananas as money,
0:18:23 > 0:18:26it wouldn't be that good because you'd put them in the back pocket of
0:18:26 > 0:18:30your jeans and if you sat on them your pants would be all banana-y.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34The cash tills would be all mushy, black and yellow and stuff.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37When you put your bananas in the banana bank,
0:18:37 > 0:18:41you could never get it out because the skin would just rot.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43The monkeys would be having the time of their life.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47They'd be raising up so much more money they'd take over the world.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50If you get a banana with three monkey hairs on it,
0:18:50 > 0:18:51that's £1 million.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04# Come on, everybody, do the twisted spire
0:19:04 > 0:19:07# It's the latest dance craze from Derbyshire
0:19:07 > 0:19:10# All you got to do is lean and twist
0:19:10 > 0:19:15# It's a crazy little number and it goes like this
0:19:16 > 0:19:19# Do the twisted spire Keep your feet on the ground
0:19:19 > 0:19:22# Do the twisted spire Turn your body halfway round
0:19:22 > 0:19:25# Do the twisted spire The next bit's the best
0:19:25 > 0:19:28# Do the twisted spire Gently lean to the south-west
0:19:31 > 0:19:34# It was built around the time of the Black Death
0:19:34 > 0:19:37# And there weren't very many skilled craftsmen left
0:19:37 > 0:19:40# It only leans over because they weren't any good
0:19:40 > 0:19:43# They used the wrong kind of bending wood
0:19:43 > 0:19:46# Here's some information that will make your jaw drop
0:19:46 > 0:19:49# The spire is literally just plonked on the top
0:19:49 > 0:19:52# The tower and the spire are not fixed together
0:19:52 > 0:19:55# Fingers crossed they don't get any windy weather
0:19:55 > 0:19:56# Do you twisted spire
0:19:56 > 0:19:58# Feet on the ground
0:19:58 > 0:19:59# Do the twisted spire
0:19:59 > 0:20:01# Body halfway round
0:20:01 > 0:20:02# Do the twisted spire
0:20:02 > 0:20:03# Lean over a bit
0:20:03 > 0:20:06# Do the twisted spire Everyone's doing it.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13# Local legend has it that what really caused the lean
0:20:13 > 0:20:15# Was the most beautiful maiden the spire had ever seen
0:20:15 > 0:20:18# It twisted and it turned to get a better view
0:20:18 > 0:20:22# It would probably straighten up if it claps eyes on you
0:20:22 > 0:20:24# It's known around the world as the crooked spire
0:20:24 > 0:20:27# And it's even survived a terrible fire
0:20:27 > 0:20:30# Some believe the twist was a deliberate design
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# So come on, everybody, one more time
0:20:33 > 0:20:36# Do the twisted spire Feet on the ground
0:20:36 > 0:20:39# Do the twisted spire Body halfway round
0:20:39 > 0:20:42# Do the twisted spire Lean over a bit
0:20:42 > 0:20:45# Do the twisted spire Everyone's doing it
0:20:45 > 0:20:47# Do the twisted spire
0:20:47 > 0:20:48# The greatest dance there's ever been
0:20:48 > 0:20:51# Do the twisted spire Just twist and lean
0:20:51 > 0:20:54# Do the twisted spire Let me hear you shout
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- # Do the twisted spire - Oh, I've put my back out. #
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Ed, you know how much you like extreme sports?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Yeah. Extreme!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- You know how you like bowling? - Bowling!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17You are going to love road bowling.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Road bowling, how does that work?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I have no idea.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Fear not, Holly and Ed,
0:21:23 > 0:21:27you are about to find out all about road bowling.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55So now you know all about road bowling,
0:21:55 > 0:21:59the two of you have to compete against each other.
0:22:02 > 0:22:07We've got a chance to have a few technique lessons from Carly here,
0:22:07 > 0:22:10who's the under-18 champion.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13I hear a lot of it is in the wrist.
0:22:13 > 0:22:19- How do I spin it so I can take corners and things?- Flick your wrist.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Like turning a handle?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Yes, exactly. Just flick it as you let it out of your hand,
0:22:23 > 0:22:26but not too much because you don't want to throw it completely.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28That will get it round corners?
0:22:28 > 0:22:29It should when you let it go.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Just throw at a normal pace? - You need to slow down.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34OK. Much gentler.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- What about the jumping? - You can turn your body a wee bit.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Turn my body a wee bit?
0:22:45 > 0:22:48It's like I'm doing really bad ballet at the moment.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- How's that?- You can take your arm back and then jump.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56How's that?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Better, better. Just remember to keep moving afterwards.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02You'll get a lot more power behind it.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04How's this, Carly?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Carly's too polite to say, but I'm not.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Ed, that's just embarrassing.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13What are the chances of me winning this first time?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Well, against Ed, your technique's good,
0:23:16 > 0:23:20so remember what I said and you won't have too much competition.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24IMITATES JOHN ANDERSON: Contenders, are you ready?
0:23:24 > 0:23:25In the blue corner...
0:23:30 > 0:23:31In the pink corner...
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Let's road bowl!
0:23:39 > 0:23:44Here goes the Tarmac Terror with his first shot. Oh!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Quite pleased with that.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49We've got to get it as far as you can before it goes off the road
0:23:49 > 0:23:52into the verge, and mine went into the verge quite far down.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- Did you see how far mine went?- Yeah.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00- A long way.- I've been training for literally hours for this.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Here goes the Ditch Dodger with her first shot.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Can she get it past the third tree on the right?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08It's long.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11It's a good one. It's got a lot of length.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Pretty even actually. Pretty even.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16To mark your place they grab a big lump of turf
0:24:16 > 0:24:19and throw it on the road. That's where mine landed.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Apparently Holly's got to go first because she's just behind by a nose.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Holly's second shot. You go, girl. Go. Go. Go.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Another long one.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- It's still going.- Very good.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I gave it a bit of spin and it came back.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Yes!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Oh, Ed's second shot.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40It doesn't look as far as Holly's.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- What we need is someone official to help judge.- This is Dominic.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Give us a twirl to show who you are.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50A referee! How are we doing?
0:24:50 > 0:24:51You've done well.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55That first shot was good but the second two weren't so good.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Holly's took the lead on the second.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- This is where my spin skills come into play.- What?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03This is where my spin skills come into play.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Sorry, I can't hear you from over here. I'm too far in front of you.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Ed's behind so he gets to take his third shot before Holly.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Not enough twist.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- What?- Not enough twist on it.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20So conditions have got suddenly worse.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23I hope this doesn't have an impact on my bowling.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Get it in, Holly.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27My number one fan.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Don't let your new boyfriend put you off. Get in that third shot, Holly.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Lovely! Look at that, it's going right round the corner.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Wow, I've got to the hill.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- I've got to say that's a pretty amazing shot.- I'm a natural!
0:25:43 > 0:25:47I'm not sure I've terrorised the tarmac
0:25:47 > 0:25:50quite as much as I was hoping.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Keep going, little ball.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54You can win this for me.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I can't even see Ed now.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Holly and the ball are still rolling apparently.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02She's downhill now so I'm very pleased for her.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03It's still going.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05It won't be stopped.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07That's from a professional. It won't be stopped.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Here comes Ed. This is his fourth shot,
0:26:12 > 0:26:16but is it even going to pass where Holly's third shot landed?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Oh!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Does that still count? Is it still going?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26It's still going. Yes, it is.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28I'm considerably in the lead.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31I still have to overtake Ed, so there's a lot to play for.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Technically you're not in the lead, are you?
0:26:33 > 0:26:36You've had your last shot. I'm a shot ahead.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Technically at the moment I'm in the lead because I'm in front of you.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- You're a shot behind. - The last bowl of the match.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46All I have to do is get it to where that guy is in the middle of the road.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49If I can get it past him, I have won.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Concentrate, Holly.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55All to play for on this final shot.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57It's a long run-up.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Oh, no.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Yes, it's there! Well done, Holly.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09The Ditch Dodger rules!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I thought I had you for a moment.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17I am totally... Thank you.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have done this, and your top tips.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Thank you very much.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Anyone want to shake my hand?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Hard luck.- Hard luck, yeah.
0:27:26 > 0:27:31Don't you love it when Ed loses with such good grace? Not!
0:27:31 > 0:27:33We've been all over the place!
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