0:00:02 > 0:00:04Fancy a whistle-stop tour of the UK with your CBBC mates?
0:00:04 > 0:00:07How's that? Ed and London bowl us over.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Dick and Dom get a bit cheesy.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Oh, look at that!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Ian leads us on a merry dance.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19And Johny throws black puddings.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# All Over The Place
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# All Over The Place
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# North south east west
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# On a bizarre quest Me and my mates
0:00:28 > 0:00:29# All Over The Place
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Whatever we do is strange but true
0:00:35 > 0:00:40# All Over The Place All Over The Place
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK
0:00:43 > 0:00:47# But it turns up All Over The Place! #
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Well, isn't this nice, being in Margate?
0:00:49 > 0:00:52I only wish I could find some shells.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53There's loads of shells.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Ed, that's a shell suit. I'm talking about actual shells.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Oh, right. You mean like this.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03No! Not a bomb shell, like, a real shell!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Oh, I know what you're after. Ta-da!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Who's that guy? - My French pen-friend, Michel.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Bonjour, Michel.- Ah, bonjour.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13No, Ed. I'm talking about proper shells, as in,
0:01:13 > 0:01:17"She sells seashells on the seashore" shells.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Right. Right. Well, in that case we need to go to the shell grotto.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24That was quite impressive, what Holly did there.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35It's a mystery why it's called a shell grotto. No, only joking.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45The mystery is that...
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Whoa.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57This is extraordinary and it's all really intricately designed.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00It feels like you're inside some jewellery.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05I thought they would be shells like, I don't know, this big,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07not all these tiny little ones.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Think about it, though, these are all stuck on by hand.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12You say "hand" - could have been an alien.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Oh, wow.- This must be where the farmer lowered his child...
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Yeah. He lowered him through a hole, didn't he?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Looks like a church or something, doesn't it?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33You can imagine they didn't have electricity,
0:02:33 > 0:02:35so it would have been candlelight
0:02:35 > 0:02:38reflecting off the surfaces. It would be incredible.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I just can't understand where they got all these shells from.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Maybe they came from Margate,
0:02:44 > 0:02:48a beach-side town, quite literally next to the sea.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Whizzer.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53What's this, no sea shells on the seashore? That's not cricket.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55That is cricket.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57But that's not important right now.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00The mystery of Margate's missing seashells
0:03:00 > 0:03:03has been puzzling some of Britain's greatest minds,
0:03:03 > 0:03:04as well as this idiot.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07What's a seashell? Hur hur hur.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09We'll attempt to get to the bottom
0:03:09 > 0:03:11of this most perplexing disappearance.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19With some seashells commanding prices as high as two guineas,
0:03:19 > 0:03:23one theory is that shells are being taken by moustachioed criminals,
0:03:23 > 0:03:27like this chap, who then sells them back to the sea for a tidy profit.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33The discovery of this incredible shell here,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35under what some scientists are calling "sand",
0:03:35 > 0:03:38has prompted a new and exciting theory.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40The shells are tunnelling!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Tired of life on the surface,
0:03:42 > 0:03:45they have dug an intricate series of burrows deep down into the ground,
0:03:45 > 0:03:49their long-term plan being to tunnel right through to Australia
0:03:49 > 0:03:52and open an ice-cream parlour.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Of course, some thinkers believe the shells
0:03:58 > 0:04:01have been made into a giant underground grotto,
0:04:01 > 0:04:03just yards from the beach itself.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05But only an idiot would believe that.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I believe it!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Precisely. So there we have it.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14No answers but lots of wild theories and that's almost as good. Cheerio!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17So basically we don't know any more than we did when we came in.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19We don't know when it was built,
0:04:19 > 0:04:22we don't know how it was built, where the shells came from.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26I wonder how many other strange mysteries this grotto possesses.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Ed?
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Ed?!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Ed?! Ed!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Anyway, Ed, let's settle this once and for all.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Dogs are better than cats, no doubt about that, right?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Dogs will rescue you if you get stuck up a mountain.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54You don't get that from a cat!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55What are you doing up a mountain?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Probably getting away from the dog cos it's so annoying!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Yeah. Well, at least dogs don't spend all their time
0:05:01 > 0:05:02licking their bums, not like cats.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05At least after it's licked its own bum,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07it doesn't lick you in the face, like a dog.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10That's no way to say hello, is it?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Ed, talk to the paw, all right?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I'm not listening. There's a way to prove dogs are better.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16We'll have to ask the experts.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Fine.- Let's go.- Where are they?
0:05:20 > 0:05:25You'll find the experts here at Battersea Dogs & Cats Home.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31This is Carlton. He knows dogs are better.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Let's go look at the dogs. - Let's look at the cats.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Got to say, I'm with the cats.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- Smells of dogs. - Let's go and see some pets!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54..though the cats look after themselves.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- So this is the dog dormitory, as it were?- This is it.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00This is where the big guys stay.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03They've got quite a spotless little room here. Where does their poo go?
0:06:03 > 0:06:08There's actually a drain at the back there, so when kennels are cleaned,
0:06:08 > 0:06:09the poo is washed away.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- So this is the cattery.- Hear that? - Nice and peaceful.
0:06:17 > 0:06:23Peace and quiet. Welcome to the calm and stress-free life of the cat.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25If cats are popular, why do you get more dogs?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27I'm not sure of the exact reason but there's...
0:06:27 > 0:06:30I know why, it's cos people like cats so much,
0:06:30 > 0:06:31they want to hang on to them.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33They don't like dogs so much, they let them run off.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Where do the dogs come from?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40It's a mixture. The majority of the dogs we get come to us as strays.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43They've been wandering around in the streets with no home to go to?
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Exactly.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47High five! High five!
0:06:47 > 0:06:51You work here, do you want to take all the animals home?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- You do. Yeah.- I want to take these. I want six cats already.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Absolutely. I've got two cats and a dog already.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00So that means you like cats twice as much as dogs!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Have you ever had a time when a dog's broken out of its room?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07We have. There was a famous incident with a dog called Red.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10That dog was... Had worked out a way to open the kennels
0:07:10 > 0:07:13and was opening the kennels, letting his friends out
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- and then having a midnight feast in the kitchen.- Really?!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18And here's what you didn't see.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Easy does it.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Easy does it.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Yes! Done it!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Woof! Woof woof woof!- Sh!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Woof! Woof woof woof woof!- Sh!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- I'm going to let you out as we agreed, yeah?- Brilliant!
0:07:34 > 0:07:38But I don't want this turn into no big thing.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Come on. Join in.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43There's a whole box of balls up there. Help yourself.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46You don't even have to fetch them.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- I knew this would happen.- Come on. Everybody's having a great time!
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Yeah. That's the problem. The music, the lights...
0:07:53 > 0:07:55If we don't keep it down, we're going to get found out.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Look, you all get one last song
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- and then you go back in your kennels, yeah?- All right.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Make sure it isn't a loud one. - Hit it!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05# Who let the dogs out?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- # Woof woof woof woof - Shush!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08- # Who let the dogs out? - Shush!
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- # Woof, woof, woof, woof - Stop it!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14# Woof woof woof woof. #
0:08:14 > 0:08:16What's all this then?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Er... This isn't what it looks like.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22It looks like two CBBC presenters dressed up in dog suits.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33You'll never beat me at a riddle.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34All right, try this one then.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36If two witches watch two watches,
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- which witch would watch which watch?- Er... Um...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- That's stupid. Witches don't wear watches.- They do.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- They don't.- All right. Want to bet?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Yeah. I can't wait till you show me a real witch.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51WITCHY CACKLE
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Where did that come from?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54The Wookey Hole, of course.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Come on, I'll show you.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Come along.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29I thought the smell was Ed's feet.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Look at this.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- So big!- Wow. It's amazing. It's a little bit creepy.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39When you're up there, you'd never think that all this
0:09:39 > 0:09:40is under your feet, would you?
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Ed and Gemma, welcome to the Wookey Challenge!
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Ed, you've got Chris, who will tell you about the history of the caves.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52And Gemma, you've got Gayle, who knows all about tourism.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Three, two, one, go!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- How long have people been coming to the caves?- About 100 years.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Why is it called Wookey Hole?- It's an old name about chasing animals.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07And how many people do you get every year?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Over 250,000.- What?!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- How are they made?- Water flows through and eats at the limestone.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15What about the water, where does it come from?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16From the River Axe.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Have cavemen lived in them?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Yes. 50,000 years ago, the Celts.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21And do visitors drop stuff into it?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23They drop pennies and coins.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Did people find any other stuff?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- All sorts. We have remains from a witch that lived here.- Really?!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30What's that funny cheese smell around here?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33That is our cheddar cheese from Ford Farm in Dorset...
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Stop!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- I think we did well there, Chris. - We did. We did.- Thank you.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41And the winner is...Gemma!
0:10:41 > 0:10:42What?!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44WITCHY CACKLE
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Hey, Ed, did you hear that noise?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50You're not fooling me. That's the sound of you celebrating.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Right, I'm hungry, let's find those cheeses.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I've never seen so much cheese in my life.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I know. It's amazing, isn't it?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01It's mouldy because they put it in the caves
0:11:01 > 0:11:04and it gets the moisture out of the walls, which flavours it,
0:11:04 > 0:11:06and it's actually cheddar in there.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Looks absolutely minging.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09It does.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13..and leaves the caves.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- # Happy birthday to you. # - Did you hear that?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22# Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you
0:11:22 > 0:11:24# Happy birthday dear...
0:11:25 > 0:11:30# ..Cheese! Happy birthday to you. #
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Oh, look at that.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35You got me a cake and everything.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Yeah, it's cheesecake.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41Well, had to be, didn't it? The best birthday ever.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Technically, it's been your only birthday ever.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Have you ever heard of anyone having a second birthday?
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Er... No.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51It's as if they just disappear, you know.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55They mature for a year and then suddenly just leave the cave.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Why would anyone leave the cave?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Well, I mean, take Georgie, for example.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05Rumour has it that he was taken on his first birthday by humans
0:12:05 > 0:12:09and made into some kind of lunch for some kind of ploughman!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Well, I mean, if all the humans take the cheese
0:12:12 > 0:12:14when they're one year old...
0:12:14 > 0:12:15how come you're still here?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Well, I guess the rumours are just a load of...
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Yarrgh!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Wait! Put him back!
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- # Happy birthday to you... # - No.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- # Happy birthday to you... # - It's not!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Oh, stop! No! No! Stop it! Shut up!
0:12:34 > 0:12:38I can definitely make out a witch's hat, or is that an elephant?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40SHE CACKLES
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Argh!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Who are you?- I'm the Wookey witch.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- What do you do?- Well, I meet and greet all the visitors
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- and take them round.- Oh, right.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54This may sound stupid but I don't suppose you wear a watch, do you?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Well, actually, I do.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- Oh, is that the time? Must go. Goodbye.- Yep.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Another thing I was wrong about.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- Ed, you all right? Looking a bit freaked out.- Yeah. Well, I just...
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Right, well, you know, we haven't seen the witch.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10She must have gone out for dinner.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I know we have this bet and I said she was here
0:13:13 > 0:13:14and she was wearing a watch and...
0:13:14 > 0:13:18So it pains me to say it, but you've won the bet, all right?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Yeah, but you see...- Happy?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Oh, hang on. You're buying the tea and cake now, aren't you?- Yes.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- Goodbye, Ed. - Cheerio. Nice meeting...you.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32You're right, she does wear a watch.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Yeah. I think YOU are buying the tea and cake! Come on.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39I want a big piece of something squishy and lovely and delicious.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06This was in the Guinness Book Of Records in 2004
0:14:06 > 0:14:08as the world's smallest TV.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10You need a magnifying glass to watch it.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Which means it's completely pointless.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Whaaat?!
0:14:24 > 0:14:25There was only BBC
0:14:25 > 0:14:28in black and white and it was not broadcast all day.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- It was boring.- Yes, very.
0:14:31 > 0:14:37This is a televisor... Designed by John Logie Baird.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39So just imagine somebody's being filmed.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42That's turned into a signal which is sent down that wire.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44That wire there sends a signal to the light
0:14:44 > 0:14:47and that tells the light to shine at varying brighnesses.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51You've got this disk here that's got lots of holes in different places.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54If it spins at certain speeds, it creates lines
0:14:54 > 0:14:56which form an image on the lens, a moving image.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58I can actually see a moving image there.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00You should see an image of a face.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08I bet he was good at quizzes.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Hello and welcome to TV Dinners -
0:15:13 > 0:15:16the game where you literally play for your dinner.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18This is for your starter, Johny.
0:15:18 > 0:15:24In 2010, which TV programme had the highest viewing figures?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- I'm going to guess... - Was it A - Strictly Come Dancing,
0:15:27 > 0:15:30or B - the X Factor?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I'm going to go with X Factor.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Correct, yes, the X Factor. You've won some delicious soup.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38There you go, Johny, enjoy that.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- What is it? - It's made from Brussels sprouts.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- Oh, er, I'll have it later. Lovely.- No, eat it now.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- No, later.- Eat it now!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48# TV Dinners. #
0:15:48 > 0:15:53Which city in the UK watches the most television per week, Johny?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Is it A - London, or B - Birmingham?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- London.- Oh, it's good but it's not right, Johny, no.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03It's Birmingham. Those Brummies love their telly.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Here's what you could have won - lovely cabbage and chips.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- Look at that, it could have been yours.- Oh, man!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Oh, go on, I'll give you some. There you go.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13# TV Dinners. #
0:16:13 > 0:16:19How many TV sets were bought in the UK in 2010, Johny?
0:16:20 > 0:16:26Is it A - 9.5 million, or B - 11.5 million, Johny?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Either way, it's a lot of tellies.
0:16:28 > 0:16:299.5 million.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Is correct, Johny!- Yes!
0:16:31 > 0:16:36Look what you've won - this delicious chocolate surprise.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Finally something I can eat.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43The surprise is that the sauce is made from egg mayonnaise.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Oh!
0:16:48 > 0:16:49This TV show's rubbish.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53I wonder what John Logie Baird would've watched back in the day.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57IN SCOTTISH ACCENT: "Have fun.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00"Enjoy yourself, Logie Baird."
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Well, I'll show them.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06When they get a load of my catchily-named
0:17:06 > 0:17:08semi-mechanical analogue television device
0:17:08 > 0:17:12no-one will ever leave the house again.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16I wonder what programmes people will watch on my catchily-named
0:17:16 > 0:17:20semi-mechanical analogue television device 80 years from now.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Could your stupid face be more stupid?
0:17:24 > 0:17:29Stupid! Stupid! You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32No, Big Brother, when I said I wanted Jaffa Cakes,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35I meant round ones. You've given me square ones.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38What am I supposed to do with that?! It's got four sides and everything.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42I don't know which way to start. This is a total catastrophe.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44HE SOBS
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Don't you ever talk about my mother.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56Shut up, Phil! She ain't even your real mother.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00DUFF, DUFF, DUFF, DUFF-DUFF, D-D-D-DUFF!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02What have I done?!
0:18:08 > 0:18:13Here we are in the Lost Gardens Of Heligan in Cornwall.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Well, I am. Ed's late, he's very late.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18And he had planned a musical tour for these lovely tourists.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23He can't find the Lost Gardens Of Heligan.
0:18:23 > 0:18:28How ironic. Looks like I'm going to have to do this tour by myself.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38# I'm looking for The Lost Gardens of Heligan
0:18:38 > 0:18:41# My map reading's not going Particularly well-igan
0:18:41 > 0:18:44# Left or right? It's so hard to tell-igan
0:18:44 > 0:18:48# I just can't find The Lost Gardens of Heligan!
0:18:51 > 0:18:54# We can't wait here all day For Ed again
0:18:54 > 0:18:57# He probably forgot The time I said again
0:18:57 > 0:19:00# Maybe he overslept in bed again
0:19:00 > 0:19:04# I'll have to show you around Instead again.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07# How can you lose The Lost Gardens of Heligan?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10# It's a question upon I'm starting to dwell again
0:19:10 > 0:19:14# I'm so frustrated I just want to yell again
0:19:14 > 0:19:17# Where on earth are The Lost Gardens of Heligan?!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21BIRD CALLS
0:19:21 > 0:19:22How far?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26# For years these gardens Were neglected
0:19:29 > 0:19:33# But now their beauty's Been resurrected
0:19:36 > 0:19:39# The Mudmaid, the Jungle The Pineapple Pit
0:19:39 > 0:19:42# It's just a shame that Ed's not here to see it!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45# Anyone seen The Lost Gardens of Heligan?
0:19:45 > 0:19:49# I've walked so far my feet Have started to swell again!
0:19:49 > 0:19:53# And I've had about enough of The sound of this bell-igan!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56# By the way, mate, you can't spell-igan! #
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Hang on. Woohoo!
0:20:04 > 0:20:08# Don't worry, Iain All is well again
0:20:08 > 0:20:11# And, boy, have I got A story to tell again
0:20:11 > 0:20:15# About the Lost Gardens Of Heligan again-igan
0:20:15 > 0:20:18# And turns up just in time To say farewell again. #
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Ah, sorry.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33So this must be the People's Palace.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38It's not just an art gallery, it's also a museum for Glaswegian life.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Pretty impressive? - I think we should look around.- Yeah.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Whoa!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Oh, they've got one of these. It's an Anderson shelter.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55People had them in their gardens during the war
0:20:55 > 0:20:57to protect them from the bombs...
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Chop, chop, Ed!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Ed, I don't know why you wore those shoes.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- You're sliding all over the place. - What do you mean?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- My banana boots are cool. - They're not yours.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16They belong to Billy Connolly, the famous Scottish comedian.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19He gave them to the People's Palace. Take them back!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22What kind of person wears food for clothes, anyway?
0:21:24 > 0:21:28If we had to wear food for clothes, I don't think it would be very good
0:21:28 > 0:21:31because if you got hungry, everyone would just eat their clothes
0:21:31 > 0:21:36and it wouldn't be very good cos we'd all be walking around, naked!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I'd have a cake dress.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41A top made of out of cauliflower.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45A really pretty red dress made out of salamis.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50When it went all mouldy, everyone would, like, be disgusted by you.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53They'd be like, "Ew, I don't want to be your friend, you stink."
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Oh, hello. You caught me enjoying my favourite breakfast
0:22:06 > 0:22:07of Yorkshire pudding.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10As a Yorkshireman, it's what I like to eat every day
0:22:10 > 0:22:14and it's why I've come here, to Ramsbottom in Lancashire.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Every year, to symbolise the rivalry between Lancashire and Yorkshire,
0:22:18 > 0:22:22they throw dirty, disgusting Lancashire black puddings
0:22:22 > 0:22:24at a pile of good, honourable Yorkshire puddings,
0:22:24 > 0:22:27trying to dash as many as they can to the ground.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30As a Yorkshireman, I think this is totally unacceptable
0:22:30 > 0:22:33and it's why I've brought Yorkshireman Johny Pitts today.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Isn't that right?- That's right. It's all right, calm down.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38I'm as outraged by this atrocity as you.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41The question is, what will we do about it?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I think we get out there, find out what the rules are
0:22:44 > 0:22:45and beat them at their own game.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Are you suggesting we enter and win it for Yorkshire?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Yes. Yes, I am. For Yorkshire, our Yorkshire!
0:22:51 > 0:22:56Two Yorkshiremen against Lancashire! Put it there, I love it. Brilliant.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58So, er...interesting accent you've got there.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Whereabouts in Yorkshire do you live?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Oh, I don't live in Yorkshire.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05OK. Well, where were you born then?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I was born in Rustington, on the south coast.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10So you're not even a real Yorkshireman?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13My grandparents were from there. That counts, doesn't it?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Well, not really, but I'm here now, so you'll have to do.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19I tell you what, we're going to have a right laugh tonight, pal.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Have a good 'un.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Didn't know he spoke French.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- We've got to throw these... BOTH:- Urgh!
0:23:29 > 0:23:30..at these...
0:23:30 > 0:23:31- BOTH:- Mm!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- ..up there...- ..for a quid.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35BELL RINGS
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Not sure what they win though. Maybe some Yorkshire puddings.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Tell you what, that's a long best-before date!
0:23:53 > 0:23:57There's a Lancashire stall and a Yorkshire stall next to each other.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Oh, yeah! Ah, the smell of home!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01No, no. That's the Lancashire stall.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10It's a vegetarian nightmare!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Like to try some delicious black pudding?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Er... Maybe not now.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Tell you what, how about the loser today has to eat cold black pudding?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21OK. That's fair enough.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- That's a deal.- You're on. Prepare to taste black pudding, you.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28There's a thing - the golden grid - which you need to play the game.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30It's arriving at the train station soon.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31That sounds absolutely amazing.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- Oh, my gosh.- They parade it through the streets with great ceremony.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37BAGPIPES PLAY
0:24:44 > 0:24:45APPLAUSE
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Yep.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Not sure why we're following them or where they're going.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Some sort of procession. It's a lot of fuss to make about something
0:24:54 > 0:24:57which is essentially a drain cover...
0:24:57 > 0:25:00..painted with a gold paint.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Yeah, you're laughing, but you're the ones following it!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05BAGPIPES PLAY
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Woo!
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Can you imagine if someone painted all the drains gold?
0:25:18 > 0:25:19It would be mayhem!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24- Oh!- Hit it!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27So, can Johny knock any of his beloved Yorkshire puddings off
0:25:27 > 0:25:28with a black pudding?
0:25:28 > 0:25:33He's not started very well. Oh!
0:25:36 > 0:25:38That's £1 wasted, isn't it?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Here we go. Here we go. This is the one.
0:25:40 > 0:25:46- You get three black puddings for £1. - That wasn't a throw!- Oh.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Ed needs all the practice he can get.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52- Oh!- Argh!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54That was rubbish.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59- That was also rubbish. - What was that? What was that?!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01It's not going very well for us so far, is it?
0:26:01 > 0:26:03We haven't knocked any down. What will we do?
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- We need some more money.- Yeah.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10I didn't bring my wallet today. Sorry.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Look!- For Yorkshire, Johny! - That's the last time!
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Ah!
0:26:17 > 0:26:20This is going terrible.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23I nearly did it. Just one more, just one more.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- I told you... - Come on, Johny. Come on.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27It's the last one you're having. Don't come back.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30How's this? How's this?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32- Yes.- Not bad.- Excellent.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Did you see that? Thank you.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Oh!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- It's all about the lob, isn't it? - Yes. Exactly.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Johny only has to knock down two to beat Ed and six to beat the leader.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55So close.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02He's the winner. Come on!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- You know who this is, don't you?- No.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06This is Tony. He makes the black puddings
0:27:06 > 0:27:09used in the World Black Pudding Throwing Championships.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- Fascinating. Well done.- Thank you,
0:27:11 > 0:27:13and I believe there was a bet on this as well, lads.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17And you lost 2-1. So congratulations,
0:27:17 > 0:27:20you can have a black pudding. Commiserations, you won.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21I get a nice trophy.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24You get one of those things! Come on, get stuck in.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Oh, all right then. Fair enough, I suppose.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- They're really nice actually. - No way. Let me try some.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36You can have a bit, then you'll have to get your own.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40That's delicious. Hey, stop throwing those things! Can I have one?
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