0:00:02 > 0:00:04Your CBBC means travel All Over The Place in the UK.
0:00:04 > 0:00:08Find out why Gemma, Ed and Johny are dressed like this.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Why Dick and Dom are hanging around
0:00:11 > 0:00:14and why Iain and Barney are monkeying around.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18And, why London goes, "cuckoo."
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# All over the place
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# All over the place
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Me and my mates, all over the place!
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36# All over the place
0:00:36 > 0:00:40# All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- # But it turns up... - # ..all over the place! #
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Here we are, Barney, a brilliant reason to come to Scotland.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Blair Drummond Safari Park with Chimp Island.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Chimp Island, it does what it says on the tin.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59It's an island full of chimps! Why are you dressed as a monkey?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Because we're going to see the monkeys.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- Chimps are in the ape family.- Oh...
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Oh, isn't he lush!
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Oh! These three gorgeous chimps live in Blair Drummond Safari Park.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Why do you hide food on the island for the chimpanzees?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26In the wild they spend a large part of the day looking for food,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29so we try to imitate this. Hiding their food means it isn't just there
0:01:29 > 0:01:33on a plate for them and they have their breakfast...
0:01:33 > 0:01:34- RATTLING - Head's up!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37He just threw some poo at us!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39That was lucky escape.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41There you go, that's an apple tree.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44They'll never find it here.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47There's nothing like a game of hide and seek with food.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh, hello!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52So graceful... I used to do ballet, you can tell.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Are you putting peanut butter in a hole?- That's exactly what I'm doing.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57OK, just because... Why?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- So they can fish it out with their fingers!- Brilliant!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- I'm going to fill some more holes. - Brilliant.
0:02:09 > 0:02:15I'm Ed Backshall and welcome to Deadly 6 And A Half.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20I'm Barney Backshall and also a presenter on Deadly 6 And A Half.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23My mission is to wait for the chimps to cross the bridge
0:02:23 > 0:02:28and walk out onto chimp island. This could be deadly.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34This is so deadly I might take my top off for no reason at any moment.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38So let's go to the other side of the island to take a look.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40This could be deadly.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Although, probably not, cos we'll be on a boat.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50He's enjoying my peanut butter. She's using a stick to get it out.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I thought she'd use a finger.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- I used my finger.- I wouldn't have thought to use a stick.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56A chimpanzee is cleverer than me.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- And, better looking.- Oi!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07So all that food we hid, they've now got that?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10There'll be a lot they haven't found yet.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12It'll take them several hours to get it all.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16There's one with a twig. You put out food and they're eating a twig.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20She wasn't eating, she was brushing her teeth after eating peanuts.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21They're so like us!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23They're the closest animal to humans.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25It's like looking in a mirror, Barney.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29I'm a right hairy monster, aren't I?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33They all seem to be quite close, don't they? Like a group of friends,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35having a chat, a meal. Having some breakfast.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38It's like watching chimpanzee soap operas.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42And now on BBC ChimpEnders.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47All right, tell me what's going on, spill the beans.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Me and Cindy Chimp,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- I've been seeing someone else.- Who?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Tara Chimp.- And?
0:03:54 > 0:03:58And Lindsay Chimp and Tracey Chimp and Zoe Chimp and Debbie Chimp
0:03:58 > 0:03:59and Ann Chimp, Zoe Chimp...
0:03:59 > 0:04:01You said Zoe Chimp already.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Nah, another Zoe Chimp. She moved in next door.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- So, what's the problem? - What'll Cindy say if she finds out?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I've got eight other girlfriends, Tommy.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11It ain't funny, mate.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13She'll go bananas.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17She'll scream and shout, slap the ground with her hands and feet.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Show me her teeth and turn her back for the whole afternoon.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Just like when I nicked her mango. I know she will.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- Listen, you got it all wrong. She won't be mad.- You reckon?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29You're a chimpanzee, mate.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32It's perfectly normal to have loads of girlfriends.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33It's true!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39You can have as many girlfriends as you like.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Trust me, Cindy will understand.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42How can you be so sure?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Because I took her to dinner,
0:04:44 > 0:04:47after she got back from the pictures with Jimmy Chimp,
0:04:47 > 0:04:48then went bowling with Andy Chimp,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51and I saw her get into a taxi to go to the theatre with another chimp.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Cheater!- No, it wasn't a cheetah. It was definitely a chimp.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58She's got lots of boyfriends and you've got lots of girlfriends.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59- It's cool.- So it's all right.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Yeah, you were worried about nothing.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05So, come on, give me a hug.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09THEY SHRIEK
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Thanks, bruv.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15# Grown ups collect stuff, too. #
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Hey, you might collect Top Trumps
0:05:17 > 0:05:22- but you'll never guess what this bloke collects.- Cheshire!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Well, at least we'll know what time it is.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45It's cuckoo time.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48CUCKOO!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Is it one of the biggest collections in the world?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57It is the biggest collection in the world.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- The biggest?- The biggest, but remember,
0:06:00 > 0:06:03everything we have was made within a 25-mile radius of each other.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05They all come from the same place?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07In the Black Forest in southern Germany.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10So if they don't come from the Black Forest are they classed
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- as cuckoo clocks still?- Aliens. - OK, I understand.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18All these clocks are from the Black Forest in Germany.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Yep, as it happens, I know quite a lot about the Black Forest.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23- GERMAN ACCENT:- Oh, really!?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- You think you know about the Black Forest?- Ja.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Eins, zwei, drei...
0:06:29 > 0:06:31MUSIC: "Mastermind Theme"
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Where is the Black Forest?
0:06:34 > 0:06:38The Black Forest is a wooded, mountain range in south-west Germany.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43- What else comes from the Black Forest?- A Black Forest gateaux.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47I had one on my ninth birthday and I ate too much of it.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49When I sneezed it came out of my nose.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Don't let it put you off because it's a really nice cake.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- What am I wearing?- Lederhosen.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Actually, did you know that on a pair of lederhosen there's a side pocket
0:06:59 > 0:07:04that you can't fit a lot in, apart from a knife and a fork.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- You're right!- I know I'm right.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15But not all cuckoo clocks have cuckoos in them.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25- Hi.- Hello.- How are you?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Great, thanks.- You look well.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Thanks. You too.- Thanks.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Look, I was just wondering if maybe you'd like to go for...
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Hi.- Hello.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47I'll make this quick because we don't get very long out here, do we?
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Ja, I noticed that. - I was just wondering if you... Oh.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53CLOCK CHIMES
0:07:56 > 0:07:57It's a shame there isn't a way
0:07:57 > 0:08:00we could stay out here for longer together.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Mm, come to think of it, we do live in the same house.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07You'd think there'd be some sort of connecting door or something.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Maybe there is. I've never looked.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12You know what, neither have I.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- I am not coming out. - Ja, neither am I.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- We are having a snog. - SQUEAKING NOISE
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I think time is ticking on so we better go, Joe, but before we go,
0:08:27 > 0:08:29we'd like to give you this little
0:08:29 > 0:08:31All Over The Place cuckoo clock, Robin.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Thank you very much.- What do you think? Where will you put it?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I think we'll put it with the organs, don't you?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Whaaaa...?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03'Who is on the phone?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06'Could it be a Bat Emergency?'
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh, shut up.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- 'Oh, that's a bit rude.' - Hello, Bird Ed here.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- SQUEAKY VOICE - It's Batwoman.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Hi, Batwoman, yeah. Hi...
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Can I start by saying I am a massive fan.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23How you get costumes that fit you, I don't know. You need our help?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26We'll be there in an instant.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34You must be Batwoman, we're here to help.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- You've come to feed the bats?- Yes. Was that all you wanted us to do?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yes, feeding the bats.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42You didn't really need to dress up.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- Oh... All right, then. - Come in.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51You're not going batty,
0:09:51 > 0:09:55this really is a bat hospital and it opened in 1997.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Right, Holly, this is the bat you can feed.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08- OK.- If you'd like to take a seat.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Now this is a grey long-eared, she's just warming up.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Can you see her fizzing there?- Yeah.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18..to conserve energy, so they have to shake to wake up.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Right, head first, I've got him.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I'm more scared of these bugs than I am of the bats.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Come on, here's lunch. - Oh, they taste gorgeous.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28These are fantastic mealworms with lots of fibre.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29The bats love them.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32That's it, once she gets hold of it.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- OK, I think she's had enough now, Holly.- OK.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- They don't need a lot of those because they're quite big.- Right.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Some people complain about being crammed into a house
0:10:41 > 0:10:43with their brothers and sisters...
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Look at these guys, 20 to a box!
0:10:46 > 0:10:50These are where the bats live permanently that stay with us.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53It's like a hospital/hotel. They're nocturnal, aren't they?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55They are nocturnal, yes.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57He doesn't like being woken up, does he?
0:10:57 > 0:11:01This is a Bechstein's which is one of the rarest bats in Britain.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08What myths about them aren't true?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10The biggest myth is bats are blind.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Actually bats have got a very good eyesight.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18- They only see in black and white. - 'But they do love hanging around.'
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Everything will be fine.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- Relax... Argh!- What's the matter?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I don't know. I'm just scared.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Scared, what of?- The dark.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34The dark? But you're a bat.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37I know, it's stupid, isn't it? A bat being scared of the dark.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- There's something else I'm scared of too.- What's that?- Bats!
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- How can you be scared of bats? - I don't know. I always have been.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46It must've been horror films I watched as a kid.
0:11:46 > 0:11:51They start zipping around in the air and then land in someone's hair.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55That just simply isn't the case. Horror films have just made it up.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Bats have got very good sense of direction.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00When they leave a cave they always turn in the same direction,
0:12:00 > 0:12:02they always go left.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Oh, I see, I thought that was just coincidence.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Maybe it's the size of them.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09In those films they were like giant, flying rats.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Well, in real life that simply isn't the case.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16I mean, most species are actually smaller than us.
0:12:16 > 0:12:2090% of bats actually weigh less than 25 grams.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- What's 25 grams?- Oh, about the same as a packet of crisps.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Maybe it's those other flying mammals.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29There are no other flying mammals. We are the only flying mammals.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Maybe it's just being a bat that I'm scared of.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35I mean, our legs are so thin we can't even walk on the ground.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36It's terrifying, really.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Well, no, it's not terrifying,
0:12:38 > 0:12:41if you consider we never walk on our feet.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- We're always upside-down or flying. - Good point, good point.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I guess my fears are a bit stupid.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I believe they are.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52I say take a deep breath in, go outside, join our chums,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54eat some tasty insects and say no more about it. OK?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Yes, thank you for the pep talk. - No problem.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00One problem, you'll be doing this solo, I'm not coming with you.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Why not?- I'm scared of flying.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Oh!- Oh!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13I hope you don't get seasick,
0:13:13 > 0:13:16the SS Great Britain used to be the biggest ship in the world.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21- Ed, you don't have to worry because captains don't get seasick.- What?
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Whenever I'm on a ship,
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I'm always the captain. It's like a rule.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27There's only room for one captain on this ship.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- You're right.- OK, all right. First one to the hull is the captain.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Deal. On the count of three.- Yeah.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- One.- Oi!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53That's Izzie to his mates.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55# Let's go! #
0:13:55 > 0:14:00Ha-ha! First one to the hull equals Captain Stirling.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Thank you very much.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Really? Really Captain Stirling, OK. How deep is that water?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Oh, a couple of hundred metres.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Ha! it's that deep. It's sitting on top of a glass roof.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13It's so people can see the bottom of the ship.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Knowing facts like that proves I should be the Captain, actually.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Ed and Iain, you have 37 seconds
0:14:23 > 0:14:27to find out as many facts as you can about the SS Great Britain.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Ed, you have Rhian.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Iain, you have a famous engineer Isambard.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner. 3, 2, 1, go!
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Isambard, how are you? Are you well? - Very well, thank you.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- Can I wear your hat?- No. - What does SS stand for?- Steamship.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- What's so revolutionary about the design?- It was the first ship
0:14:49 > 0:14:51built from iron with a screw propeller.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- When was it built?- 1843. - How big is it?
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- 3,400 tonnes, 322 ft long, 50 ft wide.- That's impressive.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- How many people travelled on it?- Up to 600.- That could fit on it?- Yes.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Why here?- Because it was built here. - What fuel did it use to move around?
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- It used coal and the power from the wind in its sails.- Sails? OK, good.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Could I be a top-class designer? - You could.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Definitely with that hairstyle.
0:15:12 > 0:15:17- Were there any animals on board? - Yes. Sheep, cows, pigs, chickens
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- and a porpoise.- 'Time's up, boys.'
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Thank you very much, Isambard. - 'And the winner is...
0:15:24 > 0:15:25'..Ed!'
0:15:25 > 0:15:30Yes! Captain Petrie, I like the sound of that.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- You're my steward now.- Yes...
0:15:32 > 0:15:34So, salute, salute, come on!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Right, a quick ship inspection, I think.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41You're very lucky to be here. It's only cos you're my steward.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- OK...- Now, polish that?!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- What bit?- All of it!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Ah, look at that, the best of British engineering. I love it.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- You called? - Did I?- Yeah.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Well, um, tighten those nuts!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Steward!- What now?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12There's a blockage in the toilet. Sort it out, will you?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14You've got to be j...
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- 'Eurgh, I'm glad this isn't Smell-o-vision.'- There you are.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Yes! Finally, something to eat.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- I am starving.- Er, have you got a first class ticket that allows you
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- to eat at the captain's table?- No.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Can I please at least have a seat?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30No, sorry, there isn't any room.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33I love this ship.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Steward!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Fetch me my... binoculars.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40And stop that huffing and puffing!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43You're out of shape! You need to get shipshape!
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- It's time for the pirate fitness workout.- Hello there!
0:16:47 > 0:16:53I'm Ann Bonny, famous female pirate, and welcome to Shipshape.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57MUSIC: "Hung Up" by Madonna
0:16:57 > 0:17:02Let's hoist and hoist and hoist and hoist that pirate flag.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Here come the British ships.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips. That's ships and hips!
0:17:18 > 0:17:23OK, now it's time to work those glutes. Let's bury the treasure.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34You can have your binoculars back now, Iain.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39- Thanks.- You know what I like about being the captain?- What's that?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Being in control of all this. - HE LAUGHS
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- What?- Nothing.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- You see all these people, looking at me now?- Yeah...
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Pointing and smiling. They're all thinking, "He's the captain."
0:17:49 > 0:17:53That's right, Ed, it's got nothing to do with the circles
0:17:53 > 0:17:55round your 'aye-ayes'...
0:18:09 > 0:18:13This is Blackpool's giant mirror ball - the biggest in the UK.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Wow, they'd have trouble tangoing around that on Strictly Come Dancing.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28'Oof, that looks quite a handful, Ed.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- 'It weighs four and a half tonnes! - You better not drop it then.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34'And it's got 46,000 mirrors on it!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40'46,000 mirrors, eh?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43'That's one mirror for every four people in Blackpool.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44'That's a tight squeeze!
0:18:44 > 0:18:47'Just as well they're not shaped like giant mirror balls.'
0:18:47 > 0:18:50If everybody were shaped in the shape of giant balls,
0:18:50 > 0:18:52they would be quite chubby.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Then we could use cannons instead of cars and boats, human cannonballs.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57And you can bounce.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00You'd start very slowly, then higher and higher and higher...
0:19:00 > 0:19:02and higher and higher and higher and higher!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Eventually, you'd get to space
0:19:05 > 0:19:08and you'd just be suspended in space, floating like a ball,
0:19:08 > 0:19:12like a new planet, just a big circular thing floating in space,
0:19:12 > 0:19:16and that's bad manners. What would the aliens think?
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Oh, they'd be shocked.
0:19:25 > 0:19:30# Get the motor running Head off in our sports car
0:19:30 > 0:19:38# In the Scottish Highlands At the wildlife park
0:19:39 > 0:19:41# Hey, Johny, have you ever wondered
0:19:41 > 0:19:46# About endangered animals of mountains and tundra?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48# There's 200 of them here more or less
0:19:48 > 0:19:52# At the Highland Wildlife Park near Inverness
0:19:52 > 0:19:57# Did I just see a bison? Isn't that a red deer?
0:19:58 > 0:20:04# It's quite hard to tell From all the way over here
0:20:04 > 0:20:08# I could do with seeing them a little bit clearer
0:20:08 > 0:20:12# We could tell what they were if we got a bit nearer
0:20:12 > 0:20:16# To be honest, this is as close as I dare
0:20:16 > 0:20:19# Between you and me I'm a little bit scared
0:20:19 > 0:20:22# Looking at wild animals
0:20:22 > 0:20:26# Living in peaceful co-existence
0:20:26 > 0:20:29# Looking at wild animals
0:20:29 > 0:20:33# But from behind a fence at a safe distance
0:20:33 > 0:20:35# Check out the Scottish wildcats
0:20:35 > 0:20:38# They're faster than lightening
0:20:38 > 0:20:42# I'll stay in the car
0:20:42 > 0:20:45# They look a bit frightening
0:20:45 > 0:20:50# What about the Tibetan wild ass?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53# Sounds lethal if it's OK, I'll pass
0:20:53 > 0:20:56# Quick, run for your life isn't that a lynx?
0:20:56 > 0:21:00# It's probably more scared of you I should think
0:21:00 > 0:21:04# Looking at wild animals
0:21:04 > 0:21:07# Would this be a good point to remind you
0:21:07 > 0:21:10# Looking at wild animals
0:21:10 > 0:21:13# There's a ferocious camel behind you
0:21:13 > 0:21:17# I'm rigid with fear
0:21:17 > 0:21:19# Can we get out of here?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23# Hang on, before we go
0:21:23 > 0:21:27# There must be time for a guitar solo... #
0:21:42 > 0:21:45# Looking at wild animals
0:21:45 > 0:21:52# Looking at wild animals
0:21:52 > 0:21:54# Just take me home! #
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Excuse me, have you seen TV's Ed Petrie anywhere?
0:22:06 > 0:22:10It's me! I'm already wearing my panto costume.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Why have you come dressed as an ugly sister?- I resent that.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17This is what I'm wearing for the Pantomime Grand National.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18- I am Widow Twankey.- No!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21It's the Pantomime Horse Grand National!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- You'll be dressed as a horse.- What?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25I'm not going as the back end of a horse!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27That's the only place for you!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30But it's not necessary. I'll show you the costume. Come on.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Oh well, at least I can still wear this at home.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35I didn't just say that out loud, did I?
0:22:35 > 0:22:40'Oh, yes, you did. It's the Pantomime Horse Grand National.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43'Geddit? Oh, yes... Pantomime! I'm wasted on you lot.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47'The Pantomime Horse Grand National has been running for eight years.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- 'Oh, no, it hasn't!- Oh, yes, it has.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52'Oh, no, it hasn't!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54'Oh, not this again.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58'Let's hope Ed's trousers don't fall down.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16'Watch out! It's behind you! Literally.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17' It's the name of Gemma's horse.'
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Ha, ha! Here we go. I've got to go and parade around
0:23:21 > 0:23:23and show everyone what we look like.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25I don't feel silly at all.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Whoa! He's a frisky one.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37He's a frisky one, this one!
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Keep him under control...
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Oh! Stop eating the camera!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Oh! Aaaah!
0:23:52 > 0:23:56- How's Mr Ed doing?- He's a nightmare.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I can't keep him under control.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00I told you once and I'll tell you again...!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02May the best horse win.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Yes. There we go, nuzzle noses.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Oh, he's off again! Leave the camera alone!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12First race on our card today,
0:24:12 > 0:24:15it's the fillies and there's Gemma taking an early lead.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19She's off and she's running. There's some stiff competition.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Up to the first jump. Who'll be over?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- Any falls? No.- She's cleared the first jump! She did it!
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Yes, she did, well-observed, young man. You used your eyes.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31He doesn't fancy her chances.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Come on now, Gemma, giddy up, girl! Trot on, trot on!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37I'm exhausted!
0:24:37 > 0:24:40OK, now Gemma's halfway through the race.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Now, Mr Ed, that's the finish line, OK?
0:24:43 > 0:24:47This is a very important shot, so whatever you do, don't... Ah!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Stop it!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51And Gemma's doing very well.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54She's coming down and being greeted by many of the fans.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56She has to chase The Pink Lady, who's out in the lead.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58She's now in second place. Come on, Gemma.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Gemma's coming over the final hurdle.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05She's got nothing left. Look at her.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Look at her, she's worn out.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11And as Gemma comes down to the end, it's quite clear that her real legs
0:25:11 > 0:25:15are as floppy as the legs at the side of the horse.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19She's done it. She's home in second!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Oxygen, please.- I'm exhausted!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24- You came second!- I know! It's really hard!
0:25:24 > 0:25:29Thank you! Yeah!
0:25:29 > 0:25:33- Let's see if Ed can beat Gemma. - Fingers crossed I beat him.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- I'm going to come first. - Ha, good luck!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42They're under starter's orders.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47Ed looking very jittery on the start line. It's all to play for here.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49He has to come in first to beat Gemma.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52They're off - heading for the first jump and it's bunching.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55They're bunching badly. There's a big group of guys who...
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Oh, he's down! He's down at the first jump. We have our first...
0:25:58 > 0:26:02And he's back-up, looking pretty in pink and carrying on.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06There goes Ed, legs flailing everywhere, false ones and his own.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10And there's the cameras getting the action. And they're coming over.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12These men are very very competitive
0:26:12 > 0:26:16and Ed is lagging way behind. He's going to have a lot of work to do.
0:26:16 > 0:26:21So I'm just approaching the finishing line waiting for Ed to cross it,
0:26:21 > 0:26:23in a better position than me.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Quite remarkable performance from young Ed, his first time out
0:26:26 > 0:26:30in the Pantomime Chase. He's currently in fourth position.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Can't actually see him at the minute.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37- I don't think it's going to happen. - I think you might be right.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Oh, there's a round peg going through a square hole, it's our Ed.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Oh, and he's moving up into third position. Come on!
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Come on, Ed!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50He's almost there. He's into second place!
0:26:50 > 0:26:53He's got second! He's stolen second!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55It's Ed, all the way in second!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Yay!- Well done!
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Yeah! Both second!
0:27:07 > 0:27:12So it's a draw. They both came a very respectable second.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- Well done.- Thank you. - Congratulations.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19I've had an idea, instead of having the trophy between you,
0:27:19 > 0:27:21why don't we have a run-off?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23- A run-off? No! No way!- No thanks.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- All right, then.- No, it's a draw and we share the trophy.- OK.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28We can have it alternate months.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32- I'll have it first.- No, alternate weeks.- No, months.- Weeks.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- It's like more then, isn't it? - No, weeks is stupid. Months.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- We need to share it properly. - All right, all right...
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- Ooh!- There you go.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42- We'll split in half.- Oh, dear!
0:27:42 > 0:27:44'That's one way to share it!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47'You've been watching All Over The Place!'
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