0:00:02 > 0:00:04Take note as we go on the UK's strangest musical road trip!
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Joe goes a-rocking and a-rolling,
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Johny sings with his bling,
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Richard goes a bit Cheryl Cole,
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Lady Iain needs a scroll,
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Barney squares up to Snoopy
0:00:14 > 0:00:15and Ed goes a little loopy!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Arghhhh!
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# All over the place
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# All over the place
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Me and my mates all over the place!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Whatever we do is strange, but true!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36# All over the place
0:00:37 > 0:00:38# All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK
0:00:42 > 0:00:47- # But it turns up - # All over the place! #
0:00:47 > 0:00:51# The Songs! #
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Oh, mate, thank you so much for offering to help fix my car.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58To be honest, I don't really know what I'm doing.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Here, Ed, mate, don't worry.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Where I'm from, they call me the Jeremy Clarkson of Edinburgh.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Wow, you must know a lot about cars.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Not really, I just used to have a perm
0:01:08 > 0:01:12and enjoy shouting at cyclists but, er, anyway, how old is this thing?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Two years.- Two years?!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19It's done 375,000 miles, where have you been driving it?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Well, all over the place, really.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24You know, making this show we've been to 163 different locations?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Oh, and there was that time I took it to the moon and back,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28but mostly All Over The Place.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Yeah, all I want to know, as a Scotsman, is this,
0:01:30 > 0:01:31how far north did you go?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Oh, right, that would be, er, Storybook Glen.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35That's...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- ELECTRONIC:- ..near Aberdeen.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Your voice went a bit funny, just then.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Yeah, yeah, that's just how things go down at...
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- ELECTRONIC:- ..Storybook Glen.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52# Hey, we're here near Aberdeen
0:01:52 > 0:01:57# To check out something they tell us has got to be seen to be believed
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# It's called Storybook Glen
0:01:59 > 0:02:03# And it looks like we've gone and drawn the short straw again
0:02:03 > 0:02:09# Hey, it's set in beautiful grounds And there are fairytale characters
0:02:09 > 0:02:10# Scattered around
0:02:10 > 0:02:14# So come on, let's check in and see
0:02:14 > 0:02:18# Though it looks like it might be a bit babyish for me
0:02:18 > 0:02:22# I can't believe we've been sent to Storybook Glen
0:02:22 > 0:02:25# It's enough to drive us round the bend
0:02:25 > 0:02:29# For goodness sake we're mature fully grown men
0:02:29 > 0:02:33# This is the last time I agree to work with you again
0:02:33 > 0:02:35# You again
0:02:35 > 0:02:37# Whoa, whoa
0:02:39 > 0:02:41# Hang on!
0:02:41 > 0:02:42# This looks pretty good
0:02:42 > 0:02:46# I used to love the story of Red Riding Hood
0:02:46 > 0:02:50# And check this, Humpty Dumpty, too
0:02:50 > 0:02:53# And look, the old woman who lived in a shoe
0:02:53 > 0:02:57# That's not bad But hot-diggedy dog!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00# It's only Fireman Sam and Wallace and Gromit
0:03:00 > 0:03:02# Oh, yeah
0:03:02 > 0:03:04# Check out the Three Bears
0:03:04 > 0:03:08# I know this is for toddlers but really, who cares?
0:03:08 > 0:03:12# Just how cool is it here in Storybook Glen
0:03:12 > 0:03:15# Surrounded by statues of our favourite friends?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19# I know that we're both mature fully-grown men
0:03:19 > 0:03:23# But it just makes me feel like a kid again
0:03:23 > 0:03:25# Kid again
0:03:25 > 0:03:28# Whoa, whoa
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- RAPS:- Thomas the Tank Engine Mary, Mary quite contrary
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Trolls and toadstools and all kinds of fairies
0:03:36 > 0:03:38The Owl and the Pussycat
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Even Snow White
0:03:40 > 0:03:43# Turns out this place is a bit of all right!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45# Look
0:03:45 > 0:03:47# It's Hansel and Gretel
0:03:47 > 0:03:50# And Little Miss Muffet This day just keeps getting better!
0:03:50 > 0:03:54# And no way! It's Postman Pat
0:03:54 > 0:03:58# And Snoopy, too Was he really that fat?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02# Just how cool is it here in Storybook Glen?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06# It's a place we'd heartily recommend
0:04:06 > 0:04:09# I know that we're both mature fully-grown men
0:04:09 > 0:04:14# But I will definitely come back here again
0:04:14 > 0:04:15# Here again
0:04:15 > 0:04:17# Whoa, whoa. #
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Storybook Glen.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Ed, I've found out what's wrong with your car, mate.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Oh.- Look, you've only got two wheels. I mean, this is, this is bad!
0:04:29 > 0:04:33It's got four wheels, Iain. There's two on this side.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Oh-ho-ho, yeah. Look at that!
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Oh, there's a big hole in the back, mate.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- That's the exhaust!- Ah.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50We do have this not entirely convincing 18th-century mannequin.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Oh, yeah.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Yeah, that's a friend of Sir Francis Dashwood's
0:04:53 > 0:04:56he built the Hellfire Caves near West Wickham.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Used to hold famous parties there.
0:04:58 > 0:05:03Did someone just said PARTY?!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20# Back in the 18th century Sir Francis Dashwood
0:05:20 > 0:05:24# Enjoyed partying with friends perhaps more than he should
0:05:24 > 0:05:29# And so that they could enjoy their secret late-night raves
0:05:29 > 0:05:33# He formed The Hellfire Club deep in The Hellfire Caves
0:05:33 > 0:05:40# The caves wind underground for a quarter of a mile
0:05:41 > 0:05:48# He'd had them excavated in an ornate style
0:05:48 > 0:05:53- # Hellfire- Dark and secret caves carved out of the chalk
0:05:53 > 0:05:57# To reach the deepest cave is a 12-minute walk
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- # Hellfire- Where members of the club once could be found
0:06:01 > 0:06:05# Partying the night away deep under the ground
0:06:13 > 0:06:17# One member of the club Name of Paul Whitehead
0:06:17 > 0:06:22# Had an unusual request for after he was dead
0:06:22 > 0:06:26# He donated his heart in this little urn
0:06:26 > 0:06:30# It really is enough to make your stomach churn
0:06:30 > 0:06:33# They say that Whitehead's chamber
0:06:33 > 0:06:39# Is colder than most
0:06:39 > 0:06:41# And the caves are haunted by
0:06:41 > 0:06:46# His heartless ghost
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- # Hellfire- The Miner's Cave, the Steward's Cave, tunnels as well
0:06:50 > 0:06:54# A banquet hall for dining guests each with a tale to tell
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- # Hellfire- The tunnel forks and there's a decision to make
0:06:58 > 0:07:02# Right if I'm good, left if not Ooh, which shall I take?
0:07:02 > 0:07:06# To reach the Inner Temple you must cross the River Styx
0:07:06 > 0:07:10# It separates us from the underworld according to Greek myths
0:07:10 > 0:07:14# The stalactites that hang here are beautifully displayed
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Yeah, I think you'll find they're actually man-made
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- # Hellfire- The Inner Temple is deeper than a well
0:07:22 > 0:07:26# A church above us, heaven This cave below is hell
0:07:26 > 0:07:31- # Hellfire- Dashwood and his posh mates partied all night long
0:07:31 > 0:07:35# Playing cards, having fun and singing cheeky songs
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- # Hellfire- But now we know what these caves are all about...
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Can anyone remember which is the way out?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50I've tried everything. But it won't... It's not going to open.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53I've tried... There's not a single thing you can do
0:07:53 > 0:07:54to make this door open. It...
0:07:56 > 0:08:00That is a... That's new to me. I can't believe that.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02If you help me get this fixed quickly,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I might have a thank-you present for you.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08What would you say if I told that I could give you...
0:08:10 > 0:08:11I'd say you can't whisper,
0:08:11 > 0:08:15I've got really bad hearing. I live right beside a big bell.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Oh. What would you say if I told you I could give you...
0:08:18 > 0:08:20some gold?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I'd say pull the other one, mate.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Everyone knows the only CBBC presenters paid in gold
0:08:25 > 0:08:27are Dick and Dom.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30No, no. Honestly, I have got some. I know how to pan for it.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Yeah, I don't believe you.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36I mean, maybe if you had a rap video about it, then I might believe you.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40HEAVY BEAT
0:08:41 > 0:08:46# So here we are in Wanlockhead at a museum about mining lead
0:08:46 > 0:08:49# But shall I tell you all the reason why we're here instead?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51# Be my guest, my rapping friend Please, go right ahead.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54# We're on the trail of a precious thing
0:08:54 > 0:08:56# So I can add to my collection of bling
0:08:56 > 0:08:59# Cos hidden in these hills here I've been told
0:08:59 > 0:09:02# Are enormous quantities of purest gold
0:09:02 > 0:09:04# Gold
0:09:04 > 0:09:06# Looking for gold
0:09:06 > 0:09:11# Looking for gold But we ain't gonna mine for it
0:09:11 > 0:09:13# There's a better way of finding it
0:09:13 > 0:09:15# Gold, I thought that gold was embedded in rock
0:09:15 > 0:09:18# You're right, Johny But prepare for a shock
0:09:18 > 0:09:20# Glaciers and rivers wash it out, it seems
0:09:20 > 0:09:23# And golden flakes get transported into these streams
0:09:23 > 0:09:26# That's why I'm wearing these rubber boots, yeah
0:09:26 > 0:09:29# Got to be honest, Ed They really suits you
0:09:29 > 0:09:32# The gold is hidden in the sand and grit
0:09:32 > 0:09:34# So how exactly do we look for it?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36# Gold
0:09:36 > 0:09:38# Looking for gold
0:09:38 > 0:09:42# Looking for gold, right here in the Scottish streams
0:09:42 > 0:09:45# Gonna be rich beyond our wildest dreams
0:09:45 > 0:09:47# You gotta use this plastic pan
0:09:47 > 0:09:49# And get a mixture of sludge and sand
0:09:49 > 0:09:52# Gently wash the top layer off again and again
0:09:52 > 0:09:54# If there's any gold it will be the last thing to remain
0:09:54 > 0:09:57# It's called gold panning It's been done for years
0:09:57 > 0:10:00# And it's not quite as easy as it first appears
0:10:00 > 0:10:03# The best I've managed is a tiny speck
0:10:03 > 0:10:05# That's not gonna look very clever round your neck
0:10:05 > 0:10:08# Gold
0:10:08 > 0:10:10# Panning for gold
0:10:10 > 0:10:11# Panning for gold
0:10:11 > 0:10:14# I was expecting bigger nuggets, it's true
0:10:14 > 0:10:16# The only nugget round here is you
0:10:16 > 0:10:18# Gold # Cos it's such a heavy metal
0:10:18 > 0:10:20# Yeah? # Gold
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- # Cos it looks so special, yeah? - # Gold
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- # I can wear it on the telly, yeah? - # Gold
0:10:25 > 0:10:27# Got a hole in my welly, yeah
0:10:27 > 0:10:30SCRATCHING
0:10:30 > 0:10:31# Gold
0:10:31 > 0:10:33# Panning for gold
0:10:33 > 0:10:35# Panning for gold
0:10:35 > 0:10:37# This golden flake's all mine, all mine
0:10:37 > 0:10:41# I think it's worth about £2.99
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- That's it? - That's all the gold you've got?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Yeah. It might not look like much now,
0:10:47 > 0:10:50but if I carry on panning for gold then in ten years' time,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I'll have enough to make an earring.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53For a mouse.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- IAIN BLOWS ON ED'S FINGER - What did you do that for?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Look, mate. Enough of this. We need to talk about big things.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04When's my songs on? The Iain songs? Some would say, the best songs?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Oh, not long now. Actually, I want to show you one
0:11:06 > 0:11:09that London and I did, first, about a bus station.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- I'm more of a car man. - So you prefer cars?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- Yes.- Not buses?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Cars, like I said?
0:11:15 > 0:11:19What if I was to show you a bus station with a car park on the top!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I would say you were a witch!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Then I'd, sort of, calm down and be quite embarrassed,
0:11:24 > 0:11:27but luckily, there is no such thing.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Oh, really?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34# It's the largest bus station in the UK
0:11:37 > 0:11:40# With a thousand buses in and out each day
0:11:43 > 0:11:46# Heading off in all directions
0:11:46 > 0:11:49# London, Scotland, anywhere
0:11:49 > 0:11:51# Doesn't matter where you're going
0:11:51 > 0:11:55# There's a bus from here to take you there
0:11:55 > 0:11:57# Preston bus station
0:11:57 > 0:12:01# It's larger than your average bus stop
0:12:01 > 0:12:04# Preston bus station
0:12:04 > 0:12:07# And it's also got a multistorey car park on the top
0:12:10 > 0:12:13# What time is our bus home due?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19# But there's so much more I want to show you
0:12:22 > 0:12:25# Like the roof that stops passengers getting wet
0:12:25 > 0:12:28# Is that really as good as it gets?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31# This place is great You shouldn't diss it
0:12:31 > 0:12:34# It's just our bus is due And I don't want to miss it
0:12:34 > 0:12:36# Preston bus station
0:12:36 > 0:12:40# Seven million passengers a year
0:12:40 > 0:12:42# Preston bus station
0:12:42 > 0:12:46# It will be seven million and two once our bus gets here
0:12:49 > 0:12:52# Here's something that'll give you a laugh
0:12:55 > 0:12:58# A bus is shorter than an average giraffe
0:13:01 > 0:13:04# It weighs 15 tonnes Are you impressed?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07# That's the same as five elephants More or less
0:13:07 > 0:13:10# And three buses are the length of a blue whale
0:13:10 > 0:13:13# What's the deal with using animals as a scale?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Access is good with three subways
0:13:16 > 0:13:18# And 80 separate bus bays
0:13:18 > 0:13:22# Single and double-deckers use it
0:13:22 > 0:13:25# In fact, between them There's a 60/40 split
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Yeah, if only one of them was our bus home
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Preston bus station
0:13:30 > 0:13:34# Feels like we've been Waiting forever
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Preston bus station
0:13:36 > 0:13:40# You wait all day and then two arrive together
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# Preston bus station
0:13:42 > 0:13:46# Look, it's here now So stop your moaning
0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Preston bus station
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- # Two tickets, please - Sorry - correct change only. #
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Ha-ha! Ed!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Ed, look at this!
0:14:01 > 0:14:04What sort of weirdo would wear this historical garb?
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Well, you wore it, didn't you? For this song we did, coming up now?
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- What?- You know, the one about Shakespeare?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- No.- You visited Stratford-upon-Avon,
0:14:16 > 0:14:19his home town before he wrote all his plays?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22That doesn't ring a bell, so...
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Hi, everyone. As you can tell from my reaction,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I clearly wasn't involved in this song.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28I certainly didn't dress up as Shakespeare's wife,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30walk about town and get judged by tourists.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Ed?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- Don't play it. - Sorry, mate. It's too late.
0:14:44 > 0:14:50# Here we are in a rather pretty Midlands town
0:14:51 > 0:14:57# Famous for a playwright of quite huge renown
0:14:58 > 0:15:03# He was born back in 1564
0:15:03 > 0:15:07# No-one had written plays like him before
0:15:07 > 0:15:09# Him before
0:15:09 > 0:15:11# Him before-e-e-e
0:15:11 > 0:15:13# He wrote tragedies
0:15:13 > 0:15:17# Like Hamlet and Macbeth and he wrote histories
0:15:17 > 0:15:20# Like Henry V and he was born right here
0:15:20 > 0:15:25# Stratford, Warwickshire And his name is Shakespeare
0:15:30 > 0:15:34# All it all, he wrote 37 plays
0:15:37 > 0:15:44# And his wife She was called Anne Hathaway
0:15:44 > 0:15:50# Also built a theatre down in London town
0:15:50 > 0:15:53# Unfortunately it burned down
0:15:53 > 0:15:55# It burned down
0:15:55 > 0:15:59# It burned down
0:15:59 > 0:16:00# He wrote tragedies
0:16:00 > 0:16:02# Where everybody dies
0:16:02 > 0:16:04# He wrote comedies
0:16:04 > 0:16:06# With people in disguise
0:16:06 > 0:16:12# And what is more He wrote sonnets galore - 154
0:16:12 > 0:16:17# Back in Tudor times when his plays were on the stage
0:16:17 > 0:16:20# The female parts were played by boys of a very young age
0:16:20 > 0:16:23# When poor old Will Shakespeare finally wound up dead
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- # In his will he left his wife... - His second-best bed?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30# Tragedies
0:16:30 > 0:16:32# His characters were cursed and he wrote histories
0:16:32 > 0:16:34# Some of them in verse
0:16:34 > 0:16:40# I don't like to gloat but the lines he wrote, I can easily quote
0:16:40 > 0:16:41# Go on, then
0:16:41 > 0:16:45# Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
0:16:45 > 0:16:49# Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio
0:16:49 > 0:16:52# Is this a dagger which I see before me?
0:16:52 > 0:16:56# The most famous of all, To Be Or Not To Be?
0:16:56 > 0:17:00# Tragedies, the greatest playwright of all time
0:17:00 > 0:17:03# Comedies Boy, can that dude rhyme
0:17:03 > 0:17:09# Just let me say, many of his phrases we still use today. #
0:17:15 > 0:17:18You've been to loads of places in the last couple of years?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Sure have. - Met some pretty wonderful people?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I've been very privileged.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26I was just wondering what's your favourite rock'n'roll pastiche set in a Derbyshire church?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29That's a very specific question.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Just as genre I'm particularly fond of.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34It's a toughie,
0:17:34 > 0:17:37there's lots to choose from but I would probably say it was this.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42# Come on everybody Do the twisted spire
0:17:42 > 0:17:46# It's the latest dance craze from Derbyshire
0:17:46 > 0:17:49# All you gotta do is lean and twist
0:17:49 > 0:17:52# It's a crazy little number and it goes like this.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58# Do the twisted spire Keep your feet on the ground
0:17:58 > 0:18:01# Do the twisted spire Turn your body halfway round
0:18:01 > 0:18:04# Do the twisted spire The next bit's the best
0:18:04 > 0:18:08- # Do the twisted spire - Gently lean to the south-west
0:18:10 > 0:18:13# It was built around the time of the Black Death
0:18:13 > 0:18:16# And there weren't very many skilled craftsmen left
0:18:16 > 0:18:18# It only leans over because they weren't any good
0:18:18 > 0:18:21# They used the wrong kind of bendy wood
0:18:21 > 0:18:25# Here's some information that will make your jaw drop
0:18:25 > 0:18:27# The spire is literally just plonked on the top
0:18:27 > 0:18:30# The tower and the spire are not fixed together
0:18:30 > 0:18:33# Fingers crossed they don't get any windy weather
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- # Do the twisted spire - Feet on the ground
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- # Do the twisted spire - Body halfway round
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- # Do the twisted spire - Lean over a bit
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- # Do the twisted spire - Everyone's doing it
0:18:48 > 0:18:51# Local legend has it that what really caused the lean
0:18:51 > 0:18:54# Was the most beautiful maiden the spire had ever seen
0:18:54 > 0:18:57# It twisted and it turned to get a better view
0:18:57 > 0:19:00# It will probably straighten up if it claps eyes on you.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03# It's known throughout the world as the crooked spire
0:19:03 > 0:19:06# And has even survived a terrible fire
0:19:06 > 0:19:09# Some believe the twist was a deliberate design
0:19:09 > 0:19:12# So come on everybody One more time
0:19:12 > 0:19:13# Do the twisted spire
0:19:13 > 0:19:15# Feet on the ground
0:19:15 > 0:19:16# Do the twisted spire
0:19:16 > 0:19:17# Body halfway round
0:19:17 > 0:19:19# Do the twisted spire.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20# Lean over a bit
0:19:20 > 0:19:22# Do the twisted spire
0:19:22 > 0:19:24# Everyone's doing it
0:19:24 > 0:19:25# Do the twisted spire
0:19:25 > 0:19:27# The greatest dance there's ever been
0:19:27 > 0:19:28# Do the twisted spire
0:19:28 > 0:19:29# Just twist and lean
0:19:29 > 0:19:31# Do the twisted spire
0:19:31 > 0:19:32# Let me hear you shout
0:19:32 > 0:19:33# Do the twisted spire
0:19:33 > 0:19:36# Ooh, I've put my back out! #
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Ian, are we any closer to getting my car fixed?
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Actually, I was just about to check the oil.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Yeah, it's still there. - Still a big fan of cars?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55No, I don't like them.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57They're horrible dirty things, full of oil.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01In that case, you'll probably fit in quite well at this place.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I'll just wash this oil out my eyes, so I can see.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08You'll love this. It's performed by Richard and me, dressed as Cheryl Cole.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I think I might just stay like this for a bit.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23# We're at the Centre for Alternative Technology
0:20:23 > 0:20:27# Here to find ways to live ecologically
0:20:27 > 0:20:30# This place is truly experimental
0:20:30 > 0:20:34# With great ideas that are environmental
0:20:34 > 0:20:38# From energy sources Both efficient and renewable
0:20:38 > 0:20:42# To eco-living ideas that are entirely doable
0:20:42 > 0:20:46# The people at CAT have some great suggestions
0:20:46 > 0:20:49# So let me ask you an obvious question
0:20:49 > 0:20:53# Wanna fight, fight, fight for this Earth
0:20:53 > 0:20:57# The time to start living a little bit greener
0:20:57 > 0:20:59# Let's fight, fight,
0:20:59 > 0:21:01# It really is worth finding energy sources
0:21:01 > 0:21:05# That are a little bit cleaner
0:21:05 > 0:21:08# Solar power is energy idea number one
0:21:08 > 0:21:12# Panels can collect power from the sun
0:21:12 > 0:21:16# Idea number two is one in a million
0:21:16 > 0:21:20# A massive wind turbine in the wind pavilion
0:21:20 > 0:21:23# Using water flowing from a reservoir
0:21:23 > 0:21:27# Is idea number three, it's called hydropower
0:21:27 > 0:21:31# The whole site is run on energy that's green
0:21:31 > 0:21:35# You can see how much on this handy touch screen
0:21:35 > 0:21:38# Come and fight, fight Fight for this world
0:21:38 > 0:21:42# We need to start taking responsibility
0:21:42 > 0:21:46# Let's fight, fight Haven't you heard?
0:21:46 > 0:21:50# Check out these solutions for sustainability
0:21:50 > 0:21:54# This eco-house gives a great demonstration
0:21:54 > 0:21:57# Of being sustainable Like, using insulation
0:21:57 > 0:22:01# And buying A-rated electrical stuff
0:22:01 > 0:22:05# Which doesn't use too much power, just enough
0:22:05 > 0:22:09# Outside is a garden that has been designed
0:22:09 > 0:22:12# To carry out many tasks at the same time
0:22:12 > 0:22:16# Recreation, natural habitats Fruit and veg, too
0:22:16 > 0:22:18# There's even a space for composting
0:22:18 > 0:22:20# Pooh!
0:22:20 > 0:22:24# Let's fight, fight Fight for this Earth
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# Securing a world for future generations
0:22:27 > 0:22:31# Let's fight, fight Fight for this Earth
0:22:31 > 0:22:35# I think this toilet needs further explanation
0:22:35 > 0:22:39# For this remarkable toilet Let me be your guide
0:22:39 > 0:22:43# The waste is separated Then it's purified
0:22:43 > 0:22:47# I might need that toilet a little bit later
0:22:47 > 0:22:51# Though, I do draw the line at recycled toilet paper
0:22:51 > 0:22:54# Fight, fight Fight for this world
0:22:54 > 0:22:58# Let's use these ideas and I think we'll find
0:22:58 > 0:23:02# If we fight, fight Fight for this world
0:23:02 > 0:23:06# There'll been a better future for all humankind. #
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Unfortunately, I caught the last ten seconds of that.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I'll never look at Cheryl Cole in the same way again.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17- Well, I'll never ask you to help fix my car again.- Hey, calm down, mate.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19These things take care of themselves.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- They're sort of like babies.- Babies don't take care of themselves.
0:23:23 > 0:23:28What I meant was, I like...babies.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31They're, sort of, quite cute little things, aren't they?
0:23:31 > 0:23:36Anyway, this car will be absolutely fine.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38CLANGING
0:23:38 > 0:23:41That probably wasn't the car, so...
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Anyway, we need to get this fixed. You need to take me to Blackpool,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48so I can go on the Big One. I love rollercoasters. I lose my mind.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I tend to lose my lunch on them.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56# I've wanted to come here since I was a nipper
0:23:56 > 0:24:00# I'd heard about the Grand National and the Big Dipper
0:24:00 > 0:24:04# But now that I'm here Which ride should I pick?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07# Surely every one will make you feel sick?
0:24:07 > 0:24:11# Poor old Holly Such a delicate flower
0:24:11 > 0:24:14# Whereas I love travelling upside down at 80 miles an hour
0:24:14 > 0:24:18# You reckon you can take a huge rollercoaster on?
0:24:18 > 0:24:23# Well, why not try this? It's called the Big One!
0:24:23 > 0:24:27# It goes up, it goes down, around and around,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30# Way up in the sky 200-feet high
0:24:30 > 0:24:34# It goes left, it goes right It will give you a fright
0:24:34 > 0:24:38# Man, that looks easy No way I'll be queasy!
0:24:42 > 0:24:46# Poor old Ed He'd better watch out
0:24:46 > 0:24:49# Those modern rollercoasters, No, they don't mess about
0:24:49 > 0:24:53# While I'm safely down here on my own two feet
0:24:53 > 0:24:56# I think I'll grab a tasty little something to eat
0:24:56 > 0:25:00# I'm no way worried No, really, I'm not
0:25:00 > 0:25:03# There's no reason to be scared of a 200-foot drop
0:25:03 > 0:25:08# Mind you, this height is getting rather severe
0:25:08 > 0:25:10# Oh, look, I can see my house from up here. #
0:25:10 > 0:25:13MUSIC ABRUPTLY STOPS
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Oh, oh!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Argh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Wargh! Argh-h-h-h!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Wargh! Arg-h-h-h!
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Wargh! Arg-h-h-h!
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h!
0:25:29 > 0:25:33# Ice cream or chips? Candy floss - crisps! #
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h!
0:25:36 > 0:25:40# Burger, hot dog? Or maybe the lot. #
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h! Argh-h-h-h!
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Whoa. Eugh.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51How was that?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54SLURRING: # It went up, it went down Around and around
0:25:54 > 0:26:00# 65 degree drop Thought it wouldn't stop
0:26:00 > 0:26:03# It went high, it went low And, boy, did it go
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- # Sounds like a winner - Yeah, well, here comes my dinner.- #
0:26:07 > 0:26:09RETCHING
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Ha! I knew he didn't have the stomach for it!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16I think I've eaten too much.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20RETCHING
0:26:21 > 0:26:25I don't think you're cut out for rollercoasters.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27And I don't think you're cut out to be a mechanic, Iain.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30We spent that whole time trying to fix this thing.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33I just looked under the bonnet. There's no engine!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Ah. Even I know that's, sort of, erm...
0:26:36 > 0:26:38..unconventional, so...
0:26:40 > 0:26:41Hang on...
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Of course!
0:26:44 > 0:26:48How could I forget?! There never was an engine!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50This car is powered...
0:26:50 > 0:26:52by friendship
0:26:52 > 0:26:56- and whenever one of my CBBC mates are around.- Hi!
0:26:56 > 0:26:57ENGINE STARTS
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- Belt up, Iain. - Why, where are we going?
0:27:01 > 0:27:02To the next series.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Do we need a satnav. Do we need a road atlas?
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Roads?! Ha!
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Where we're going, we don't need roads.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15BOTH: Whoa!
0:27:18 > 0:27:21You've been watching All Over The Place!
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