0:00:02 > 0:00:04Join your CBBC buddies on a madcap dash around the UK!
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Ed winds up Johny.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Naomi gets deep.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10I have never been this deep!
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Iain makes a RACKET.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12Right, come on!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Rani finds herself full of wind.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17And Barney gets orange squashed!
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# All over the place
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# All over the place
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Me and my mates, all over the place!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Whatever we do is strange but true!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36# All over the place
0:00:37 > 0:00:38# All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK
0:00:43 > 0:00:47- # But it turns up... - ..all over the place! #
0:00:49 > 0:00:52MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Oh, Ed!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56You all right, Ed Petrie, mate?
0:00:56 > 0:00:57What?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Of course I'm ready to play real tennis.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I'm hardly going to play it in my imagination, am I?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05TWINKLING HARPS
0:01:06 > 0:01:08What's that?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Leamington Spa Tennis Club? Yeah, yeah.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Pick me up in about five minutes?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Wicked! See you, bye.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18CAR TYRE SCREECHES Here we go!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Er, Ed, where's the tennis court?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Oh, the real tennis court's inside.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Oh, I'm glad the REAL tennis is in that REAL building(!)
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Are you the real Ed Petrie? Is this a real car, mate?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- Is that a real headband?- Get off!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37And this is real confusion on Iain's face.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Aww, bless!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42He looks like a puppy that's just been shown a magic trick!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44What is this place?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I told you, this is real tennis.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Real tennis is the original game of tennis.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55It's known as the sport of kings and it was played by Henry VIII.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58The game's been around for 700 years and it's still played today
0:01:58 > 0:02:01in the UK, France, Australia and the US of A.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04The rules and scoring are similar to lawn tennis,
0:02:04 > 0:02:06but there are differences.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09For example, you can only serve from one side of the court
0:02:09 > 0:02:11and can hit the balls off the walls! Crazy!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I just wondered if you could help?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I brought my friend here to amaze and confuse him,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- but I don't know how to play myself.- OK.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22This is Kevin, he's a professional real tennis player -
0:02:22 > 0:02:26a special title, as there's only 6,000 in the world!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28It's very much like squash.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31You've got to keep the ball underneath that white line
0:02:31 > 0:02:32and below the ceiling.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35The rest of the game is very much more like tennis.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36You have this net.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40And the point-scoring at this game is exactly the same as lawn tennis.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43The scoring might be similar, but the court isn't!
0:02:43 > 0:02:47These lines and numbers help in the scoring system
0:02:47 > 0:02:50and determine where the player serves the ball from.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53A real tennis court has a very hard floor.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57This one's made from concrete, so you guys better not fall over!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Oh, and they're already looking REAL competitive!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06They're doing a proper REAL warm up.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10I somehow think they're going to be REAL rubbish.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14ED GRUNTS
0:03:14 > 0:03:17The problem is this racket! It's stupid! It's out of shape.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19It's like someone's hit it on the floor.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21That'll be me in about ten minutes!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25And real tennis rackets are heavier than modern ones, Ed.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29The flat side makes it easier to hit the ball when closer to the ground,
0:03:29 > 0:03:33although it isn't helping you! The balls are different too.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Look at these things! They're like weapons!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Look at the dodgy stitching. Look at that! I could stitch better!
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Look how much they weigh! Watch this. No tennis ball should do this.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46That's right, these balls aren't very bouncy
0:03:46 > 0:03:50because they're made from cloth and wool, not rubber.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51In normal tennis, you have to,
0:03:51 > 0:03:54"Oh, better hit it nice, keep it in the box."
0:03:54 > 0:03:58In this, I can hit it as high or as hard as I want
0:03:58 > 0:04:01and the ball just bounces back in. This is amazing!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Iain, come on!- Right, come on!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Rargh!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Ooh!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Aww!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Ah!- Yeah-h-h!
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Good game, mate.- Good game! - Tell you what, that is difficult!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Real tennis is really tiring.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Yeah, I can't believe how quickly the ball just comes at you as well.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- My knees hurt from this floor. - Let's get some water.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Ah, water!- I'm not surprised King Henry VIII never lost a game.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36WIMBLEDON THEME PLAYS
0:04:36 > 0:04:40'Yes, welcome to Wimbledon and the match between world champion
0:04:40 > 0:04:45'Ivan Quiteamouthfulovitch and King Henry VIII.'
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Rargh-ah!
0:04:49 > 0:04:53'And it looks like the King's got a problem already, John.'
0:04:53 > 0:04:56'Yes, David, probably because his strings are still made of cat gut.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59'Thankfully, he brought a spare cat just in case.'
0:04:59 > 0:05:02MIAOW! Argh, argh!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05'Oh, dear! Looks like the cat has other ideas, John.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08'Well, he's opted for a new racket instead.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10'And it's Henry VIII to serve.'
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Service! I demand service!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16'Ah! The reason we call it a serve is because the King's servant
0:05:16 > 0:05:19'throws the ball up for him.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22'But serving up tea and cakes as well, John?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25'Yes, he's clearly trying to upset his opponent.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27'Very unsportsmanlike.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30'But now we're off!'
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Rargh!
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Uh-h-h-h!
0:05:34 > 0:05:38'A terrific return from Quiteamouthfulovitch!'
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Uh!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43'Lovely backhand by the King.'
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- UMPIRE:- Out! - What?!- Yeah!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Thou cannot be serious!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52There's no way that was out!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Even my ex-wife knew that wasn't out!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57And she's had her head cut off! BOO-O-O!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Right, that's it, off with his head!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01And his head!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03And her head! And his head!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06'We've seen this happen so many times before.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09'We have, but it wouldn't be Wimbledon without it.'
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Cut all their heads off!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Apart from her! I quite like her, she's got nice shoulders.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18# Things that stick out of the sea-a-a-a! #
0:06:19 > 0:06:21'Folkestone!'
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Oh, I am so excited about going to France!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27The shopping, the cafes, the croissants.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29The language Francais.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I've been learning French!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Don't we cross the English Channel to go to France?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Oui, oui, mon cheri.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Well, how is a train supposed to cross the sea?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Oh!
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Via the Channel Tunnel, of course.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48This tunnel is the largest undersea tunnel in the world,
0:06:48 > 0:06:51and it connects England to France.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56Oh, wow! A tunnel that runs under the sea? That's deep!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59VOICEOVER: 'Ed and Naomi, you have 54 seconds each
0:06:59 > 0:07:04'to find out as much as you can about the Channel Tunnel.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07'Ed, you've got Paul, our expert from France,
0:07:07 > 0:07:10'so you're going to be doing this en Francais!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13'Naomi, you've got John, our expert from the UK,
0:07:13 > 0:07:16'so you get to do yours in English.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19'Trois, deux, un, depeche-toi!'
0:07:19 > 0:07:23THEY SPEAK FRENCH
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- How long did it take to dig the tunnel?- Six years.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Um, uh...
0:07:35 > 0:07:37No, no, no, er...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39How did you do the tunnel under the sea?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41With a great big tunnel-boring machine.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51How long does is a single journey from London to Paris?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Two hours 15 minutes.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06How much did it cost to build it?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08£6 billion.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14HORN BLASTS
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Brilliant! I think we did pretty well. Thanks, John.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25We've run out of time, basically, is what's happened.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27VOICEOVER: 'And the winner is...
0:08:27 > 0:08:29'Naomi!'
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Yes-s-s! In your face!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- ED SHOUTS IN FRENCH - Aw-haw-haw-haw!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Ah-h-h, zut alors!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Tres bien, Naomi! And I hope you're not scared of the dark, guys,
0:08:38 > 0:08:41cos you're going in the Channel Tunnel service tunnel!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44And it's going to be really dark, I'm assuming?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47It is going to get darker and darker as we go down.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53The service tunnel is the third tunnel that runs in-between
0:08:53 > 0:08:54the two rail tunnels.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58That's the most times I've ever said "tunnel" in one sentence.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06In here are doors that lead into the railway tunnels.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10In this tunnel, the trains are going that way to France.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Just there, they're going that way. - Over there, they go to England.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16And we're in the middle of it all!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- You see that door over there? - Yeah.- "Ne pas ouvrir,"
0:09:22 > 0:09:24that means "Do not open."
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- I know that cos it says it above in English.- Oh, yeah.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36So we must be even deeper now, are we?
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- Right here we've got 60m of sea.- What?!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45And then 40m of rock, making 100m below sea level.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49100m? That's the same height as 23 double-decker buses
0:09:49 > 0:09:51piled on top of each other!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- 100 metres under the sea! - I have never been this deep!
0:09:54 > 0:09:58That is so exciting, I think it deserves a deep celebration!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00PARTY!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03MUSIC: "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO
0:10:06 > 0:10:08PARTY WHISTLES BLOW
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Aww! That was great!
0:10:12 > 0:10:13This is so impressive!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17I can't believe they've managed to build a tunnel under the sea.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Well, if you think that's impressive, come and see this.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Away from what looked like one of the best parties I've ever seen,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28at the top of the tunnel is the pretty cool control centre.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32It's very techy and from here you can see all the trains and traffic
0:10:32 > 0:10:34arriving and departing.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36So here we are.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38This is the control room.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39What's this mean?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- This is France and all the trains and platforms.- Wow!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44These are the tunnels here?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- These are the tunnels here. - What's that at the top?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- That's the service tunnel. - What's this thing?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51We're back in England now.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Our train's going to France soon, so we'd better get going!
0:10:55 > 0:10:56- Oh, yeah.- You ready?
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Yeah, there's something I'm going to do. I'll catch up with you.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- OK, don't be long!- I won't!
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Watch this!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13This is an important station announcement.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Would all the passengers on the platform please stand on one leg.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21# Stand in the place where you were... #
0:11:21 > 0:11:22And jump up and down.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24# You can rock it You can roll it
0:11:24 > 0:11:28# You can stop and you can stroll it At the hop, hop, hop, hop... #
0:11:28 > 0:11:30And dance the Charleston.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32CHARLESTON TUNE PLAYS
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- 'Ah-ha-ha-ha!'- Oh, come on!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Petrie! Pe...
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Petrie! Is that you?- Ah-ha-ha!
0:11:42 > 0:11:46I am going to get you for this! Oh, look, Ed! Our train's coming!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Oh, you're going to miss it! - What?! Oh, no, no! No, no, no!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Only joking!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53# What are you thinking?
0:11:53 > 0:11:54# What are you thinking?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56# What are you thinking? #
0:11:56 > 0:11:58'Chesterton!'
0:11:59 > 0:12:02'What is it with this wind, Rani?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04'Eh, yeah, sorry about that.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06'That'll be the sprouts from lunch time!
0:12:06 > 0:12:11'Er, I was talking about the weather. That's disgusting!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13'Talking of wind, look at that!'
0:12:13 > 0:12:17# They talk a lot of wind And they talk a lot of wind
0:12:17 > 0:12:20# And they talk a lot of wind And they talk a lot of wind
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- # They talk a lot of wind. # - 'This is Chesterton Windmill.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25'Wow, it is big!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27'It was built in 1632.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29'It's made from limestone and sandstone.
0:12:29 > 0:12:36'Now, Ed, did you know that the UK is the windiest country in Europe?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39'I also know a lot about the other wind.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43'Did you know that our bodies pass half a litre of gas per day?
0:12:43 > 0:12:44- 'Half a litre?- Ooh, yeah!
0:12:44 > 0:12:49- 'That's approximately 14 passes of wind per day!- 14 times?
0:12:49 > 0:12:54'If Britain has a population of 60 million people, that's lots of wind!'
0:12:57 > 0:13:02'I wonder what would happen if there was no wind?'
0:13:02 > 0:13:06If there was no wind, well, you'd have to wear nose pegs
0:13:06 > 0:13:10because the wind won't be there to blow all the smells away.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13As it's so sunny, you'd be walking around in your bikini
0:13:13 > 0:13:16and everyone will be like, "Hi!" And even men will wear bikinis.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20If you were, like, rich and famous, you could, like, hire people
0:13:20 > 0:13:22that walked around with fans.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26If there was no winds, you wouldn't have to close your eyes
0:13:26 > 0:13:31for when grannies' skirts blow up and you see their pantaloons!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Frilly ones especially!
0:13:34 > 0:13:39# Grown ups collect stuff to-o-o-o! #
0:13:39 > 0:13:42'Northleach!'
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I'm really looking forward to this one, Ed.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- What a unique place to visit! - I think you're right.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Yeah, I mean, even its name's called... O-o-o-o-ooh!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Johny?
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Johny?!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Oh, typical BBC!
0:13:57 > 0:14:01I didn't realise Johny was one of those old clockwork presenters!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I suppose we're in the right place.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06MECHANICAL WHIRRING AND TICKING
0:14:06 > 0:14:09VOICEOVER: '50 years collecting!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11'50 in the collection!
0:14:13 > 0:14:19'Keith is Mechanical Music Man!'
0:14:19 > 0:14:22WHIRRING AND CLICKING
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- ..orld!- There you are. That's better.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- That's a relief, I was a bit worried. - Thanks, Keith.- You're welcome.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Can we have a look around?- Of course. With pleasure.- Still a bit stiff.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36MECHANICAL MUSIC AND CHIRRUPING
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Wind them up and watch them go.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Or listen to them go?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48MECHANICAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:55 > 0:14:58What's this, Keith? It's like a juke box or something.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03Well, it's called a Polyphon. It's a disc-playing musical box.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07The programming device is this metal disc.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11They were effectively the world's first floppy disc, you see.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14This is how you listened to music 100 years ago.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Would you like to choose a tune? - Have you any Tinie Tempah?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- LAUGHS - No, no.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- I like the sound of "She's My Wife"!- She's My Wife?
0:15:21 > 0:15:26- Yes, let's go with that one. - There you are. So we line that up...
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- and then you can... - Ah, look at this.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- ..see the action. - No electricity powering this?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34No, it's entirely mechanical.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38SWEET CHIMING MUSIC
0:15:38 > 0:15:41We take it for granted now. We plug our MP3 players in
0:15:41 > 0:15:43and listen, but here it looks so complex.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46It has to go to so much trouble to play one song. It's incredible.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52# She's my wife!
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- # Hands off! Hands off! - She's my wife!
0:15:56 > 0:16:01# I know what you're up to You think she's quite nice
0:16:01 > 0:16:04# But I'll tell you again She's my wife!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- BOTH:- # She's my wife! # - LAUGHTER
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Well, here we have a little milk churn. This is very handy
0:16:10 > 0:16:13if I feel like a drink of milk, you see. So, um...
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- Oh, dear! Oh, dear. - MILK CHURN PLAYS MUSIC
0:16:17 > 0:16:20The kitten's got there first!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- ED LAUGHS - He's drunk all the milk.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27That is the creepiest looking kitten that I've ever seen in my life.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32That looks exactly the same!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42PIANO PLAYS JOLLY TUNE
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I didn't know you played the piano, Johny.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Ed.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- I'm not just a pretty face. - You're really good.- Thanks.
0:16:52 > 0:16:58If the only skill you needed to play an instrument was to wind it up,
0:16:58 > 0:17:00like the mechanical music in this collection,
0:17:00 > 0:17:02then surely ANYONE could do it.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05And to prove it, here's a new release from Ed and Iain,
0:17:05 > 0:17:09I mean O'Petrie and O'My on the All Over The Place charts.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13VOICEOVER: 'Always innovators, never imitators, O'Petrie and O'My
0:17:13 > 0:17:15'present the classic new album Mechanical Dreams -
0:17:15 > 0:17:19'a melodic marathon motivated by many miscellaneous mechanical marvels.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24'Not 'alf! Including the hit single, Don't Let The Birds Out!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26# Don't let the bird out!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28# Don't let the bird out!
0:17:28 > 0:17:31# It is not real It cannot fly
0:17:31 > 0:17:34# In a gilded cage We know not why
0:17:34 > 0:17:38# Built in 1990 in gay Paris
0:17:38 > 0:17:42# I can swear it is staring at me
0:17:42 > 0:17:44# Don't let the bird out
0:17:44 > 0:17:49- BOTH:- # Don't let the bird out! #
0:17:49 > 0:17:51'Featuring the unfeatherable, unreal,
0:17:51 > 0:17:54'unbelievable epic - A Rabbit In A Cabbage.'
0:17:54 > 0:17:57# When the bunny came up and out to play
0:17:57 > 0:17:59# Oh ee ai ooh ai!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- # Its eyes lit up and I ran away - Oh ee ooh ai hu-way! #
0:18:06 > 0:18:08'Of course they've captured the corrosive,
0:18:08 > 0:18:13'creepy and convolutedly named Good White Faced Clown With Mandolin.'
0:18:13 > 0:18:17# In 1876 it was made
0:18:17 > 0:18:19# It plays its music
0:18:19 > 0:18:21# In swathes and swathes
0:18:21 > 0:18:25# This pretty clown takes pride of place
0:18:25 > 0:18:30# And I am terrified of its evil face. #
0:18:32 > 0:18:35'Help yourself to O'Petrie and O'My and help them pay for
0:18:35 > 0:18:40'the new extravagant album and figure-hugging tops.'
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Here we are near West Wycombe in Buckinghamshire, at the site of
0:18:51 > 0:18:54an amazing underground feature dating from the 18th century -
0:18:54 > 0:18:56the Hellfire Caves!
0:18:56 > 0:19:00# Hellfire! #
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Have you finished?- Yep.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07So, as I was saying, here we are at the Hellfire Caves
0:19:07 > 0:19:09and a high society club called Hellfire regularly...
0:19:09 > 0:19:13# Hellfire! #
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Why are you dressed like that? We're meant to be dressed
0:19:16 > 0:19:18from the 18th century.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21# Hellfire! #
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Let's just do the song. - Yeah, good to go.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35# Back in the 18th century Sir Francis Dashwood
0:19:35 > 0:19:39# Enjoyed partying with friends perhaps more than he should
0:19:39 > 0:19:43# And so that they could enjoy their secret late-night raves
0:19:43 > 0:19:47# He formed the Hellfire Club deep in the Hellfire Caves
0:19:47 > 0:19:53# The caves went underground for a quarter of a mile
0:19:55 > 0:20:02# He'd had them excavated in an ornate style
0:20:02 > 0:20:04# Hellfire... #
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- SPOKEN:- Dark and secret caves carved out of the chalk.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11To reach the deepest cave is a 12 minute walk.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13# ..Hellfire... #
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Where members of the club once could be found
0:20:15 > 0:20:20partying the night away deep under the ground.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32# One member of the club name of Paul Whitehead
0:20:32 > 0:20:35# Had an unusual request for after he was dead
0:20:35 > 0:20:40# He donated his heart in this little urn
0:20:40 > 0:20:44# It really is enough to make your stomach churn
0:20:44 > 0:20:51# They say that Whitehead's chamber is colder than most!
0:20:51 > 0:20:59# And the caves are haunted by his heartless ghost!
0:20:59 > 0:21:03- # Hellfire... #- The miner's cave. The steward's cave.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Tunnels as well.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08A banquet hall for dining guests each with a tale to tell.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12- # ..Hellfire... #- The tunnel forks and there's a decision to make.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Right if I'm good, left if not. Ooh, which shall I take?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20# ..To reach the inner temple you must cross the River Styx
0:21:20 > 0:21:25# It separates us from the underworld according to Greek myths!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28# The stalactites that hang here are beautifully displayed... #
0:21:28 > 0:21:33Yeah, I think you'll find they're actually manmade.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- # Hellfire... #- The inner temple is deeper than a well.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41A church above as Heaven, this cave below as Hell.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- # ..Hellfire... #- Dashwood and his posh mates partied all night long.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- # ..Hellfire... #- Playing cards and having fun and singing cheeky songs.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- # ..Hellfire... #- But now we know what these caves are all about...
0:21:54 > 0:21:57..Can anyone remember which is the way out?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59MUSIC ENDS
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I love Devon - fresh air,
0:22:11 > 0:22:15cream teas and Barney Harwood dressed as an orange.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Yeah. Why am I dressed as an orange?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20We're here for the Totnes orange rolling race.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22You aren't rolling me down a hill!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25No, don't worry, Barney. We're not.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33The course is 450 metres...
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Excuse me, Officer.- Good morning.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Trying to find out about orange rolling in Totnes.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Do you know anything about it? - Yes, I do.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46In Totnes, we have orange races every year.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49So, is the idea to beat the orange?
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- If the orange runs fast, you run faster than it to win the race?- No.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55You finish the race with your orange, or bits of it.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58What you do is roll the orange, chase after it.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02Either kick it, or pick it up. You must finish with your orange.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06- Could you teach us how to do this? - I could, yes. No problem.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07So this is orange rolling.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Must we roll it underarm or can you chuck it overarm?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13You can throw it overarm but most people will roll it underarm
0:23:13 > 0:23:16to give you more control of the orange.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- OK.- One, two, three, go!
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Hey! Which one's mine? Which one's mine? Does it matter?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29As long as you kick one over the line, or pick it up,
0:23:29 > 0:23:32before you finish the race.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Time for some practice. Things are about to get juicy.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- What are you doing? - I'm immersing myself in orange.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42There's nothing more orange than these people.
0:23:42 > 0:23:47Very cheeky, Mr Petrie! You can't call these celebrities orange!
0:23:47 > 0:23:50I mean, look at them! They're... OK, maybe you can.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53It's like a satsuma convention!
0:23:53 > 0:23:57How's that going to help you win the orange race?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59I hadn't really thought that bit through.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00BOING! BOING!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02BOING! BOING!
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Yes!
0:24:05 > 0:24:09I'm sorry, Dale. I'm sorry. He'll have to get a nose job now.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- That's it. No pain, no gain. - GRUNTS
0:24:12 > 0:24:14What, you're feeling out of shape?!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16You're an orange! You've only one shape!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- Gnargh!- That's OK.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Look at Clemmie. He knows what he's doing. He's got the right gear.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26His camouflage is perfect. He's thinking about it.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30He's showing commitment. You've got to show some passion...fruit!
0:24:30 > 0:24:33GRUNTS AND STRAINS
0:24:33 > 0:24:37That was a fruitless attempt. Training's over, boys.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- The event's starting.- Oyez!
0:24:39 > 0:24:46Oyez! Today we have the orange races which will commence at 11:00am.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50God save the Queen.
0:24:50 > 0:24:55Can you keep off the road, cos the young ones are going to run down?
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- APPLAUSE - Go on, mate! Go on!- Yay!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01CHEERING
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Can I run with my mum holding my hand?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06It's a nutmeg. Yes!
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Beautifully done.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Let these roll through your legs. Some of those oranges
0:25:11 > 0:25:15are in good shape considering they've been thrown down a hill.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16- I've noticed something.- What?
0:25:16 > 0:25:20The little ones run down a really mini hill.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- That's the one we're running down. - Oh.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- It's a little bit steeper. - Steeper, longer, harder.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30You're going to get juiced!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32WHISTLE BLOWS
0:25:32 > 0:25:35The legend behind orange rolling...
0:25:41 > 0:25:44This caused the boy to drop his oranges...
0:25:46 > 0:25:49..before they became orange squash.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51There's a lot of obstacles. It's not just a case
0:25:51 > 0:25:55of throwing it down the lane and chasing after it in a straight line.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58But you can just cheat and nick somebody else's.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- Perfectly all right to do that. - I'm doing that.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09You'll be all right. We've seen a lot of splattered oranges.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Our oranges are trembling. They're nervous about this cos they've seen
0:26:13 > 0:26:16how their friends have turned out.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- BELL RINGS - It's time for Ed and Barney to race.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Oh! No! Don't go!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- False start.- Your orange nearly got away there.- It did.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- That was nearly a really bad start. - You've got a frisky one there.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30I know. My orange is jumping out of my hands!
0:26:32 > 0:26:33- Get set... - WHISTLE BLOWS
0:26:33 > 0:26:35And they're off. Ed streaks into the lead.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38SATSUMA way to do it, Petrie. And... Oh,
0:26:38 > 0:26:40a policeman pushing another policeman.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43It could be anyone's orange, it doesn't matter.
0:26:43 > 0:26:48Barney is running out of his SKIN now. Is he PEELING away form Ed?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51As we get to the closing stages of the race,
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Ed picks up an orange, Barney's in front.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Will he PIP Ed to the post? And he does!
0:26:55 > 0:26:58But hold on, ORANGE you missing something, Barney?
0:26:58 > 0:27:02You need to be kicking or carrying some fruit!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Will anyone notice that Barney SQUASHED the rules,
0:27:05 > 0:27:07or will he get away with it?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10This is Tony, he's not involved in running the competition,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13he always dresses like this. So, Tony, who won out of us two?
0:27:13 > 0:27:18Well, thank you both for taking part in our special orange race,
0:27:18 > 0:27:23- but I have to say, sorry, Barney, the winner is Ed!- Oh...
0:27:23 > 0:27:27- Yey-hey!- Congratulations, Ed. Well done.- Thank you. Thank you.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- I beat you!- Don't complain. You must have an orange
0:27:30 > 0:27:35- in your hand when you cross the line. - I DID have an orange.- You didn't!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- But as consolation, would you like some of mine?- Yes!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- You mean it?- Have my orange. - Thank you, that's lovely.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42- It's the kind of guy I am. - Oh, thanks.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45VOICEOVER: 'You've been watching All Over The Place!'
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