0:00:02 > 0:00:04Would you like to go on an amazing road trip around the UK?
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Then get set, as Naomi keeps Ed cool at the beach.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Get off! Get off.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Barney opens magical doors.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- Rani gets the K Factor. - I believe in you.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16And Andy goes for a driving lesson.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# All over the place
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# All over the place
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# North, South, East, West On a bizarre quest
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Me and my mates all over the place
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Whatever we do is strange but true
0:00:35 > 0:00:36# All over the place
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Bet you didn't notice stuff was in the UK
0:00:42 > 0:00:46# But it turns up all over the place. #
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Ahh, I love a good castle, Rani.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52From what I've heard,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Kenilworth Castle has one of the bloodiest histories
0:00:54 > 0:00:56of all the castles in England.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59I never really took you for the bloodthirsty type of guy.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02I thought you were more the puppies and marshmallows kind of bloke.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Rani, you clearly don't know me very well.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I am the CBBC action man.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Aah! There's a spider on me.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- It's just a ladybird, it's just a ladybird.- Get it off, get it off!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- You really are soft.- I'm tough.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I'm as tough as any man in English history.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20What, tougher than a mediaeval knight?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23A silly knight with all the silly clothes they used to wear?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- I'm tougher than a knight. - You know what? Prove it, Petrie.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27KNIGHT GROWLS
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Oh, dear.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Well, Ed, you've got a chance to become the first knight
0:01:32 > 0:01:34who's scared of ladybirds,
0:01:34 > 0:01:36because here at Kenilworth Castle
0:01:36 > 0:01:39they have Knight School, where you can learn to be a knight.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Knights were like soldiers in the Middle Ages
0:01:46 > 0:01:48and were involved in bloody battles.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Knights were strong, fit and skilled with horses and weapons.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00If I'm going to learn to be a knight, what's the coursework like?
0:02:00 > 0:02:05There's three steps. The first step, you need to behave like a knight.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Second step, you've got to look like a knight.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11This all sounds like jolly good fun.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Third step, you've got to fight like a knight.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Right, not so sure about that last one.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Just going to have a word with Rani about this.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Oi, what are you doing?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22This is supposed to be Knight School,
0:02:22 > 0:02:23not dressing-as-a-lady school.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Look, if we're going to be historically accurate,
0:02:26 > 0:02:31boys, you were knights, and girls, well, we were ladies.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34It took up to 10 years to become a knight,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36with boys starting as young as 10.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Let's see if Ed's got what it takes.
0:02:42 > 0:02:48Live from Kenilworth Castle, it's the K Factor.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Ed, when I look at you, I believe in you.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I know you'll give me 110%.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Right, Ed, the first lesson is how to behave as a knight.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Knights obey the code of chivalry.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Chivalry is courtesy, generosity and good manners.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Does Ed have any of these?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Oh, my, Ed, there's mud on the floor
0:03:11 > 0:03:12and I want to walk over it.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- Just...walk over it. Get on with it, that's life.- Chivalry, Ed.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19A true knight would place his coat on the ground
0:03:19 > 0:03:22so that the lady wouldn't have to dirty her feet.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24It's a nice coat, this.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27You don't want to fail the first round of Knight Factor, do you?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30If you want to walk over it, put YOUR coat down.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Whatever happened to equality? I'm sending you the dry-cleaning bill.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Thanks. SHE DRAGS HER FEET
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Ed, you've really proved yourself today
0:03:44 > 0:03:46with your chivalrous behaviour.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50You're through to the next round.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- Ed, the second lesson is how to look like a knight.- Cool.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Nice tights, Ed.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Knights were from noble backgrounds
0:04:05 > 0:04:08so they could afford to dress in the best silks and furs.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Ah, Mark. Now, this I like.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13This is very liberating because, when you think of knights,
0:04:13 > 0:04:15you think of armour and stuff. This is great.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19That's fine at the banqueting table, but it's not very good in battle.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22In battle, you need to wear some of this heavy armour.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Mark, how heavy can it be? - It's heavy.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35So this is a mail shirt. It's not chainmail, it's mail. Feeling good?
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Yes, brilliant...- Hold that to your body. Hold it tight.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41This is a breastplate.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Feeling heavy?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47A little bit.
0:04:47 > 0:04:53This is going to weigh around about 20 kilos.
0:04:53 > 0:04:5520 kilograms?!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58That's the same as 20 bags of sugar.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Edward, NOW you look like a knight in shining armour.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05You are really impressing me today.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08It's a yes from me. You're through to the next round.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Right, Ed. Lesson three.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17You now need to fight like a knight.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22- Er, yeah. Bring it on...I think. - Your helmet, sir.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25And your sword.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:05:31 > 0:05:33We've come a long way today. We've seen him develop
0:05:33 > 0:05:37from a ladybug scaredy-cat to a chivalrous knight.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40And in this final stage of Knight Factor,
0:05:40 > 0:05:42we will see him battle it out.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Please join me, put your hands together
0:05:45 > 0:05:48for Sir Edward Petrie.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Defend yourself! Arrgh!
0:05:50 > 0:05:54BATTLE CRIES
0:05:56 > 0:05:58ED LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Let's just sit at a table, have a nice chat and sort it out!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I think I need a few more days in Knight School.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Maybe a few more years.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Well done, sir. You passed Knight School.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Well done.- Ow! Ow!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15You just need more practice.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Remind me why we're here, Andy.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- To find a tank for my fish. - That's it, yes.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Wouldn't a pet shop be better? - No, we're in the right place.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I think you've made that hilarious mistake of confusing
0:06:35 > 0:06:37a fish tank with an army tank.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- David, this is looking like a pretty impressive collection.- Yeah.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Is it fair to say this is your pride and joy?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06This one here, Little Willie, the first tank ever.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08So, yes, absolutely unique.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12No way! The first tank ever? That's amazing!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16But it could only go at walking pace so, if you ever saw it, run away!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18So what made them want to build Little Willie?
0:07:18 > 0:07:23- It's quite Big Willie, isn't he? - I'm not going to lie, he's huge!
0:07:23 > 0:07:27This is a machine invented to help us win the First World War.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29It doesn't see action in the First World War.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32It doesn't fight, but it's still very important
0:07:32 > 0:07:36because we learned lots of lessons from trialling or prototyping,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38experimenting with this very first tank.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Wow, David. You clearly know a lot about tanks.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Andy, look. This is where a shell
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- pierced this tank in the First World War.- Are you kidding? No way!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Hello!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07These are the first tanks used in battle and this is the last one.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Very privileged.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Even the fastest sprinter in he world couldn't keep up!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Reporting for duty, sir!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23We thought we'd dress up like this since you're in the army.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24No.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Oh.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27But we are driving tanks, right?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31No, you need at least six weeks' training to drive a tank like this.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Right.- Oh.- But you can drive that.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36THEY LAUGH EXCITEDLY
0:08:36 > 0:08:37- Oh, yes!- Come on!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45So contenders, are you ready to rumble?
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Your challenge today is to steer around some very valuable items.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59A china teapot, holding a lovely cuppa.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04A selection of scrumptious cakes. Mmm!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07This is kind of cool.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10And finally, Granny's favourite ornament.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13You'd better be really careful with that one.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Are you ready?- Yep.- Let's go!- Yeah!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Andy, you'll be driving.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Ed, you'll be shouting out directions.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25But we'll call you commander to big you up a little.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28And they're off!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Let's see how you do with the teapot. Be careful, guys!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35It's a lovely cup of tea in a priceless teapot.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Will they get round? Oh, nicely done!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40You've avoided it, but can you avoid the cakes?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Can you? You're coming up very, very close! And...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Oh, no! Eat dirt, chocolate eclair!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Well, that's one down, one still up and one still to go.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Can you avoid Granny's favourite ornament?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55She'll be very unhappy if that gets crushed.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00Oh, dear! She's not giving you a present from her purse!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Never mind. A bit of a disaster. You took out the ornament.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Granny won't be happy. The cup of tea survived.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07You can maybe go back for a cuppa.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10You definitely won't want that chocolate eclair though.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13It's more like a chocolate pancake!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Ah, mate. Sorry! I didn't miss those cakes though. I'm hungry.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Don't worry, I'm taking us to the bakery.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Oh, is it pay and display on the high street?- I don't know.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24If I can't find a parking space,
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- I'll just park on top of someone's car.- Ha-ha!
0:10:28 > 0:10:32At least yours hasn't broken down, not like this one.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Smythe, it won't budge!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45I knew this tank invention wouldn't work!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51And now we're stuck in the mud, somewhere in the middle of France.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Oh, don't worry yourself, Caruthers, old chap.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Why don't we just radio for help?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58But it's 1917, man. Radio hasn't been invented yet.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01How bally inconsiderate! How are we meant to communicate?
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- Use the homing pigeon.- Is there a homing pigeon?- Of course there is.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Every tank's got one.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10How else do you think we get messages back to base?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Yes, but it'll be weeks before help arrives.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15True.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19And we haven't got anything to eat. We'll starve before they get here.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Not if we eat the pigeon.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25But if we eat the pigeon, no one will know where we are, you fool.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Well, I guess there's only one thing for it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31We release the pigeon and hope they find us before we starve to death.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Come on, Mr Pigeon. Coo! Coo!
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Oh, thank goodness we found you! We didn't think you'd survive.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Very nearly didn't.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53What happened to Smythe?
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Um... He didn't make it.
0:11:57 > 0:12:02- Was he brave till the end? - No, but he was quite tasty.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06I don't suppose you brought any dessert?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18'I'm thinking it's great to get a seat,
0:12:18 > 0:12:22'slap bang in the centre of Belfast.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27'He's just looking for a coat, any coat.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30'Mate, he's not looking for a coat.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- 'He's looking for a magical land in the back of this wardrobe.- Eh?
0:12:33 > 0:12:34'Narnia!
0:12:34 > 0:12:38'This bloke's Digory Kirke, from the first Narnia book.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47'Pretty dapper, isn't he? Nice tie, Mister!
0:12:47 > 0:12:51'What's the wardrobe made of?
0:12:51 > 0:12:52'The guy who made it, Ross Wilson,
0:12:52 > 0:12:56'decided to make it out of bronze because it's hard-wearing. Ow!
0:12:56 > 0:13:00'No, the real Narnia wardrobe. Where can I get one?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02'I fancy a trip to Narnia!
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- 'Ed, that one was made out of wood from a magic apple tree.- Oh.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09'Don't think I can get my hands on one of them.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14'Hey, if your wardrobe could take you to a magical kingdom,
0:13:14 > 0:13:17'what would your kingdom be like?'
0:13:17 > 0:13:21If my wardrobe could take me to a magical kingdom,
0:13:21 > 0:13:25my magical kingdom would be a sweetie kingdom.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28In the sweetie kingdom, we would all be gingerbread men and women,
0:13:28 > 0:13:31but you'd be a jelly baby first.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33It would be brilliant.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Water fountains, they'd be chocolate fountains.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40You'd just go to a building and take some marshmallow off it
0:13:40 > 0:13:44and go stick it under the fountain and go "Yum!"
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Your face is just plain chocolate!
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Hello? Yeah, Ed. You're going to have to speak up, mate.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01There is a massive rubbish truck right behind me.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- Meet you where the truck's going? Well, where's that?- Here, Kel.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09For once, Ed's talking rubbish and getting it right at the same time.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11This is the SELCHIP Plant.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18But it's not just a rubbish tip.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20It has a giant furnace that burns trash
0:14:20 > 0:14:22and converts heat into electricity.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25So if you're watching in South London,
0:14:25 > 0:14:29you could be one of the 48,000 homes that it powers.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34Ed and Kel, you have 40 seconds to find out as many facts
0:14:34 > 0:14:36as possible about this plant.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Kel, you have Richard.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42And Ed, you have Marie.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46The winner of the challenge gets to operate the giant grabber arm.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Three, two, one, go!
0:14:50 > 0:14:55- Hello, can you hear me! - Yes!- Good, it's quite loud in here.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- What does SELCHIP stand for?- South East London Combined Heat And Power.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02How much rubbish is burnt here every year?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Around 420,000. That's a lot.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- 420,000 what?- Tonnes?- Tonnes?- Yeah. - That sounds like a lot.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Before this was here, what did you use to do with rubbish?
0:15:10 > 0:15:14We used to landfill it, now we burn it and make electricity.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16When it's being burned, do you use that in any way?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Yeah, we burn this as electricity.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21So when you switch your light at home, you've got electricity.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Electricity's made from burning the rubbish?- Yeah.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Amazing!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26How much electricity can you make from it?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Enough to make a cup of tea for everyone in the world.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I live down the road. Would my rubbish be here?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34ALARM SOUNDS
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Brilliant. So how do you think that went?- All right.- Thank you very much.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39And the winner is...
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Ed!- Yes! Oh, yes!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Yeah, let me at that grabber arm! Release the claw!
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Behold the power of the claw! Rarrgh!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Ed, see this lorry here?- Yeah.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02That's carrying on average about 20 tonnes of waste
0:16:02 > 0:16:06which is just going to get dropped in there and you can pick it up.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08This is so cool!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13The room where they store all the rubbish is big enough to hold
0:16:13 > 0:16:16400 double decker buses.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Grab it, grab the rubbish. Pick up the rubbish.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Look, I'm closing it!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Do you know what it reminds me of? When you're at a fairground.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Oh, with the claw?- That's it.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- That's what it's like. - With furry toys.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Except this time, the prize is a stinking pile of refuse!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Ed!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Drop it. Drop it!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Yeah! Look at it!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Honestly, they're like a pair of five-year-olds!
0:16:46 > 0:16:47I wish I'd got a shot.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50But the rubbish is meant to go into the furnace.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57In there is rubbish on fire, like a big ball of rubbish which is on fire.
0:16:57 > 0:17:02The furnace takes two hours to burn each claw full of rubbish.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05And it's rolling down on this thing - conveyor belt -
0:17:05 > 0:17:08that's pushing it all the way down to the bottom.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12At the bottom it's ash. It's been on fire all the way down there.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- I want to see it. I want to see 60 tonnes of rubbish on fire!- Let's go!
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Are you ready for this?- I'm ready. - Do you feel how hot it is?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- I can think of nothing else I want to see right now.- OK. Get ready.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26It's best that you look up at an angle a little bit.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- OK.- Three, two, one.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Oh, wow!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33LAUGHTER
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Oh, my word, I've never seen so much stuff on fire.
0:17:35 > 0:17:40- 1,000 degrees is how hot it is in there.- Wow.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47And that is what powers the homes in South London.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Rugby!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53CHORUS: # The song #
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Sporting legend has it that in 1823,
0:17:59 > 0:18:02a pupil at this school - Rugby School, in Rugby -
0:18:02 > 0:18:06called William Webb Ellis, created a new ball game.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09At Rugby School. In Rugby.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Invented a new ball game in Rugby School in Rugby?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14I wish you'd give me a clue.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Is it badminton?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Can we just get on with the song?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20I've got other things I could be doing.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22GUITAR INTRO
0:18:35 > 0:18:38# William Webb Ellis was certainly no mug
0:18:38 > 0:18:42# When playing football one fine day he gave a simple shrug
0:18:42 > 0:18:44# Picked up the ball And ran with it
0:18:44 > 0:18:45# And feeling rather smug
0:18:45 > 0:18:47# Declared to anyone who'd listen
0:18:47 > 0:18:49# I've invented rug...
0:18:49 > 0:18:51# ..by. #
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Oh, rugby! He could've said.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I'd never have got that.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56GUITAR SOLO
0:18:56 > 0:18:58# Historians dispute this
0:18:58 > 0:19:00# They claim it's inexact
0:19:00 > 0:19:02# They feel it owes its origins
0:19:02 > 0:19:03# To more than myth than fact
0:19:03 > 0:19:06# But that it was invented here
0:19:06 > 0:19:07# Cannot be disputed... #
0:19:07 > 0:19:11SPEAKS: Although the rules they came up with are somewhat convoluted.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14# You can pick it up and run with it
0:19:14 > 0:19:18# But try not to get tackled
0:19:18 > 0:19:22# You can kick it and chase after it
0:19:22 > 0:19:25# But only throw it backwards
0:19:25 > 0:19:28# You have to try to score a try
0:19:28 > 0:19:30# To have a try goal
0:19:30 > 0:19:33# Which means you have to kick it high between those two tall poles
0:19:33 > 0:19:35GUITAR SOLO
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# Rugby took its name
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# From this famous public school
0:19:44 > 0:19:45# And the pupils ran upon the mound
0:19:45 > 0:19:47# And wrote down the first rules
0:19:47 > 0:19:49# In memory of Web Ellis
0:19:49 > 0:19:51# There's a statue and a plaque... #
0:19:51 > 0:19:55He looks quite determined that he won't give that ball back.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58# Rugby tops sprang up as the game spread far and wide
0:19:58 > 0:20:02# But then there was an argument in 1895
0:20:02 > 0:20:04# And so from that day on
0:20:04 > 0:20:05# There were two versions of the game... #
0:20:05 > 0:20:09The rules may differ slightly, the basic idea's the same.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12# You can pick it up and run with it
0:20:12 > 0:20:16# But try not to get tackled
0:20:16 > 0:20:18# You can kick it
0:20:18 > 0:20:20# And chase after it
0:20:20 > 0:20:24# But only throw it backwards
0:20:24 > 0:20:26# There's penalties and line-outs It's rather jolly fun
0:20:26 > 0:20:31# If you don't mind cauliflower ears Get stuck into the scrum
0:20:31 > 0:20:34# Back in the day the goalposts weren't as big
0:20:35 > 0:20:37# And the ball was made from the bladder of a pig
0:20:39 > 0:20:42# They blew it up just like a balloon... #
0:20:42 > 0:20:45I should imagine that pig wasn't exactly over the moon.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49# You can pick it up and run with it
0:20:49 > 0:20:52# But try not to get tackled
0:20:52 > 0:20:54# You can kick it
0:20:54 > 0:20:56# And chase after it
0:20:56 > 0:20:59# But only throw it backwards
0:21:00 > 0:21:03# The fact that I can't kick it straight is just starting to bug me
0:21:03 > 0:21:07# But now at least you know the rules of the game they call... #
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Badminton
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Oh.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Sorry, rugby. Rugby.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24# Ed versus...
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Naomi!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27# In the main event #
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- Naomi, Naomi. Why was the sand wet? - I don't know.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Because the seaweed. - Right. Enough.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36I challenge you to a sandcastle-off.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39If I win, I get to spend a whole day without your rubbish jokes.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40OK, right. And if I win,
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I get to tell as many rubbish jokes as I like
0:21:42 > 0:21:44and I can cover you in sand.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Fine, no problem.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49I won a certificate on holiday once for building the best sandcastle.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51I won a rosette.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52I've also got a trophy.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Well, I won a house. They gave me a house.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56It was made of sand, so it wasn't great.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Let's just do this.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59- Yeah! - HE ROARS
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Bucket and spade!
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Yeah! Roar! Go in!
0:22:02 > 0:22:06But I really want Naomi to win, because she's prettiest.
0:22:11 > 0:22:16Today, 11 teams are battling it out to build the best sandcastle.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Ed is joining a team that have competed three times before
0:22:20 > 0:22:21and, not to be outdone,
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Naomi's joining a team that have competed a whopping 16 times.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27But will this be their winning year?
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Remember, Naomi has won a trophy and Ed's only got rubbish jokes.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Maybe I shouldn't have a plastic shovel.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I think I could scoop out more sand with a mug.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Yes, a mug holding a mug.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45Each sandcastle plot is ten metres wide and ten metres long.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48It's going incredibly well.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Six to seven people are allowed in a team.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Any design of sandcastle can be made.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56When the time's up,
0:22:56 > 0:23:00the judges decide which sandcastle is their favourite.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02So, Leo, what are we trying to build today?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Basically, we're building
0:23:04 > 0:23:07an enormous dragon that's going to be breathing fire.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- The dragon is lying on a table. - A round table?- A round table.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12So we're doing a 4x4 with Shaun the Sheep on it?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Shaun the Sheep on the bonnet
0:23:14 > 0:23:16and a piggy in the mud next to the Land Rover.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20The Land Rover's in the mud, Shaun the Sheep is hanging on the bonnet.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- This looks really complicated. - It is, yes.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Complicated and slightly bizarre,
0:23:26 > 0:23:30but previous winners have included a crocodile and otter.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33But never a dragon on a table or a sheep on a 4x4.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36But whose team will have the edge?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Doug is our secret weapon, because he is a sculptor.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43He's even drawn a picture. That is what we're trying to make.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46From the top, looking down at it, so it gives us a plan.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50It's more complicated than any sandcastle I've made.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Your normal job is your builder? - Yeah.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54We only know how to use floats.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Maybe I'm on the right team. The team of builders.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01- They're all carpenters.- Oh.- They're right out of their league here.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Maybe I am on the wrong team.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05How's Ed's doing?
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- ED ROARS - Building. Shovels. Sand.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10HE ROARS
0:24:10 > 0:24:12His is looking pretty good.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I think we need to work a bit faster.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Naomi isn't gardening.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23They must have used a huge amount of water on this,
0:24:23 > 0:24:25the tallest sandcastle in the world,
0:24:25 > 0:24:28built in the USA by another guy called Ed.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31It's as tall as seven and a half Kylie Minogues.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I've come to see what the other teams are getting up to.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36It appears there is another dragon right next to ours
0:24:36 > 0:24:41and it's got a bigger tail, tin-can nostrils and everything.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44More dragons. They might be hippos,
0:24:44 > 0:24:47but I like to think they're dragons as it will really annoy Naomi.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49You? Annoy someone, Ed?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52So out of character. Wow, look.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Naomi's team have sped up.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58And last, Ed's found his calling,
0:24:58 > 0:25:01sticking his fingers in the sheep's nostrils.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I did that. I did the face.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06And people are starting to walk past and go,
0:25:06 > 0:25:08"It's Shaun the Sheep!" So that's a good sign.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Trouble is, I stepped on the pig. That annoyed one of the builders.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15While Ed is picking noses, Naomi is working on teeth.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16That's great.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Where should his teeth start from?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Halfway up his jaw?- Yeah.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh, no, this is not going to be very straightforward.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28It's looking more like a crocodile.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32What terrible teeth.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35And the dragon's teeth aren't looking very good, either!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38LAUGHTER I see you're busy helping your team, then. To lose.
0:25:38 > 0:25:44While Ed's been away winding Naomi up, Andrew has been pretty busy.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Hang on!
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Andrew, what happened to my Shaun the Sheep head?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52It melted in the sun.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54The one bit that I was pleased with, my Shaun the Sheep head,
0:25:54 > 0:25:57they've demolished it and replaced it with that.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59I'm gutted. Andrew, I'm gutted.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00That was my masterpiece.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04You can see Andrew shares your pain! Not long to go now.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06The sands of time are running out.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14It's pretty much there. We are trying to keep it wet.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16The sand is drying out quickly because of the sun
0:26:16 > 0:26:21and we don't want it to disintegrate before the judging.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Of course, I'm tempted to say
0:26:22 > 0:26:26I'm making a pig's ear of this, but I'm not, it's a pig's tooth.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28And, actually, I think I'm doing it quite well.
0:26:28 > 0:26:33Andrew let you loose on the pig's teeth?!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Awkward! Looks like he's had a bit of an accident.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Ah. It's just Naomi having a bit of a laugh.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Get off! Get off!
0:26:45 > 0:26:51After three hours of building, it's time for the judges to decide.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Here's Naomi's finished dragon.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58And here's Ed's Shaun the Sheep on a 4x4 with some pigs.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01The competition is fierce
0:27:01 > 0:27:05and the sandcastle that took first place was... Drum roll, please.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07DRUM ROLL
0:27:07 > 0:27:09The sea horse!
0:27:10 > 0:27:15But did the judges prefer Ed or Naomi's sandcastle?
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Caroline, you're an official judge at the sandcastle competition.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Who did best out of us two?
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Well, Ed, I can tell you that you came...
0:27:24 > 0:27:25seventh.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28- Ooh. Out of the 11? - Out of 11, yeah.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29And, Naomi,
0:27:29 > 0:27:31you came...
0:27:31 > 0:27:32third!
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Third! Oh, fantastic. - There's your trophy.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Thank you very much. No more Ed Petrie jokes. Yes!
0:27:38 > 0:27:40I am the queen of the castle. Yeah!
0:27:42 > 0:27:47You've been watching All Over The Place!
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