Episode 4

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Hold on tight as your CBBC mates take you on their amazing American adventure.

0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Richard gets cheesed off... - If that's cheese, me and you will fall out.

0:00:10 > 0:00:15- ..Naomi takes it to the bridge, Ceal gets cranky... - Come on, Ceal, crank that handle!

0:00:15 > 0:00:18..and Iain is the chalk of the town.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# All over the place

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# All over the place

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Me and my mates, all over the place

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Whatever we do is strange but true

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# All over the place

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# All over the place

0:00:40 > 0:00:43# I bet you didn't know this stuff's All over the States

0:00:43 > 0:00:44# But it turns up

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# All over the place #

0:00:47 > 0:00:49We are kicking off in the US state

0:00:49 > 0:00:52which has the largest populated city of them all - New York.

0:00:52 > 0:00:58A trip round New York City is like a trip round the whole world of food.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00There's an incredible pick-and-mix

0:01:00 > 0:01:04of over 2,800 food stalls all over the city.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Richard is the fussiest eater in the team,

0:01:07 > 0:01:11so let's blindfold him and ask him to guess what the different foods are

0:01:11 > 0:01:13in...

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Look how nervous Richard looks! Why are you so nervous?

0:01:18 > 0:01:22I don't know what I'm going to eat and I don't know if I'll like it.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26- I can smell it. - There we go. Get a forkful. Lovely!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Now, pop it in your mouth.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31This is edible. This is all nice stuff.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Eurgh!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36He's a very fussy eater!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38That is really spicy.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40My mouth is on fire!

0:01:40 > 0:01:45Do you want to see what it is? It's Trinidadian-Pakistani fusion food.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- I was going to say Pakistani. - Of course you were!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- This is the lady who made it. - How are you?- How are you?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Can I just ask - that was extra-hot sauce on it?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Extra hot, yes.- Whoo!

0:01:56 > 0:02:00I love spicy food, but I've never had anything that spicy.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- My lips are just like on fire. - Shall we get you some water?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05You stitched me right up!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08He didn't do well guessing that last food.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Let's give him some more to try out. Maybe he'll do better guessing these.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Little clue - this place is called El Ray Del Sabor.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Can we have your speciality, please? Can I have one of them, please?

0:02:20 > 0:02:25- Could I have the best one you've got, please?- You got it, buddy.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- I can smell nachos. - You can smell nachos?- Yes.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Ed.- Yes?- New York rocks, right?- Yes.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- But I can small cheese. - Oh, yes. Let's move.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Can you smell cheese?- Yes.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- I don't know why that would be. - You know I don't like cheese.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45If it's cheese, me and you will fall out.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49You're in trouble, Ed! It's a cheesy Italian pizza slice.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- That tastes like pizza. - It tastes like pizza?- Yes.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Really?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- HE RETCHES - That's cheese.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- I know what it is. It's pizza. - He's the fussiest eater I've met!

0:03:04 > 0:03:09No, because I don't like cheese. The only cheese I eat is when it's on a pizza.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10I knew it was a pizza.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14OK.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17I can smell really strongly that pitta bread smell.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Next up is a Mexican beef tongue taco. Yep, I said tongue!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Open wide. Here comes the big aeroplane!

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Do you want some sauce, as well? - Number one, there's lettuce there.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32I don't know if there's some lamb, like lamby... or steak...

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Have one more mouthful. There you go.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37That's enough.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- What meat is this?- Tongue beef.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Tongue?- Yes.- Tongue.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Oh!- Beef tongue.- Don't! - You've eaten a cow's tongue.- Don't!

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- I think the tongue was awful. - HE LAUGHS

0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Oh, thank you.- You're welcome. - Yummy, yummy, yummy, yum-yum.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57At last, something Richard will love.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Here we go, Richard. Here we go.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- I can't smell anything.- Actually, just take the blindfold off.

0:04:10 > 0:04:15Seriously, my heart was pounding out my flipping chest!

0:04:15 > 0:04:16- I thought it was cheese.- No.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Look, I'm sweating! - I know! You're terrified of cheese.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21You take the mick, I swear!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23You're going to get your just desserts, Petrie!

0:04:23 > 0:04:27I quite fancy running a food stall myself.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Jellied eels, anybody? Bangers and mash. Nice and cheap!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Come and get your bangers and mash. Toad in the hole?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37I'm from the New York Council. It's my job to make sure

0:04:37 > 0:04:40all vendors adhere to strict rules and regulations.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Is that a mouse?

0:04:42 > 0:04:47Sir, there are severe penalties for all animal infestations, including vermin.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51It's bubble and squeak. It's lovely. It's better than your boring old hotdogs.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54People didn't always sell hotdogs.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58The very first New York street food was oysters.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Oysters? They look like bogeys.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Can I interest you in a nice scotch egg?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05They're not Scottish. That's false advertising.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- IN SCOTTISH ACCENT - "See you, Jimmy!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10"Have you got a problem wi ma mates?!

0:05:10 > 0:05:14No. But I do have a problem with your location.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19The rules state that no vendor shall vend 1.52 metres from a bus shelter,

0:05:19 > 0:05:216.1 metres from the nearest cafe

0:05:21 > 0:05:27and 3.05 metres from the nearest residential building. What do you say to that?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30You are having a Turkish. Trying to stitch me up like a kipper!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32I've got a regulation of my own -

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- no vendor shall talk absolute codswallop!- Ahh!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Now, codswallop - I can do for you.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Here's the cod

0:05:40 > 0:05:42and here's the wallop!

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Lovely-jubbly!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Wow. Naomi, you should look at this.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59No, Ed, you have got to see what I am looking at now.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02I'm looking at the longest bridge I have ever seen.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05That's funny. I'm looking at the longest bridge I have ever seen!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07It cannot be as long as this.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10It can. It's definitely longer than your bridge!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14BOTH: Oh. Yours is quite long, actually.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17I'm amazed these two manage to dress themselves!

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Welcome to Marathon, a small island off mainland Florida.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23And, yes, they have two bridges.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25One is called the New 7 Mile Bridge

0:06:25 > 0:06:27and the other is called the Old 7 Mile Bridge.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30A lot of thought was put into that.

0:06:30 > 0:06:35The Old 7 Mile Bridge was originally a railroad bridge, and today the tracks are used as handrails.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39The new bridge is the only bridge that allows traffic across it.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- IN BOOMING VOICE - Ed and Naomi,

0:06:41 > 0:06:45you have 39 seconds to find out as much as you can

0:06:45 > 0:06:48about the old and new 7 Mile Bridges!

0:06:48 > 0:06:53Naomi, you have Kelly, who lives under the old bridge and knows it well.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Ed, you have Ananda, who works on Pigeon Key

0:06:56 > 0:06:58and knows all about the new bridge.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Three, two, one, go!

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Did they build the new bridge to make people think they were seeing double?- No.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Before the bridge, how did people get from island to island?- By boat.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Did they build the new bridge for people with long legs

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- so they could put their left leg on one bridge and their right on another?- No.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- How long did it take to build Old Bridge?- Four years.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25- How many pillars is it made out of? - 440.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Is it called Old Bridge because only old people could use it?- No.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- How long is the drive from one end to the other?- About seven minutes.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Is it safe for us to stand on it? - Absolutely.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Can you run on it?- Once a year.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Really?- Yes.- Why's that? - Because they have a race.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- If I jump around, it's not going to crumble?- No.- That is a relief.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46What's the fastest time...? KLAXON

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- I'll never find out. I could've entered it.- I don't know!

0:07:49 > 0:07:53I'd never enter that race because it's hotter than the sun in this place!

0:07:53 > 0:07:57The person who found out the most facts is...

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- ..Ed.- Yay!- Ohhh!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Did you bring you wallet?- Yes. Why?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Because the loser has to pay for the ferry home.- Oh, but...

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Voiceover man, can you lend me five dollars, please?

0:08:09 > 0:08:13No! I'm actually worried about the hurricane. Quick, turn on the weather.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Happy birthday to the Old 7 Mile Bridge.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Finished in 1912, it's over 100 years old.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22They used to call it the Eighth Wonder of the World, you know.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26And, folks, I'm going to be taking a walk across it myself this very weekend.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Here's Tom with the weather. - Thanks, Chuck.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33One thing you don't want to do this weekend is walk over any bridges.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35There's going to be a hurricane.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Whoa, whoa! What? A hurricane?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Yes. You know, one of those big blowy winds.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Where's that going to be? - Let's see...

0:08:42 > 0:08:44There!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- What about my walk? - If you go outside, your feet won't touch the ground. Literally.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Oh, and you'll get real wet, too.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Over half a metre of rain can fall with these things.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Sounds like it's best to stay right where you are.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Folks, the best thing is not to stay right where you are.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02There's an even bigger hurricane coming right now!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Whoa, whoa! What? A bigger hurricane? Where?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Let me see. Thanks, doll.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12There! The last time we had a hurricane this big, the wind speed was at 320.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16Get outta town while you still can! Come on, Grandma, up off the couch!

0:09:16 > 0:09:21Now, Tom, no offence, but you weathermen often get things wrong.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24How do we know that this hurricane will be as bad as you predict?

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Well, I'm going to get blown across the room and fall in a heap in about 10 seconds.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Maybe then you'll believe my prediction.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Don't be silly! Where exactly are you going to fall in a heap?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37WIND BLOWS & GLASS SHATTERS

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Here!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Good night, everyone!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Agh! GLASS SHATTERS

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Welcome to Key Quest the Game Show.

0:09:51 > 0:09:56Ed and Naomi, power-walk your way to the end of the island answering questions on the way.

0:09:56 > 0:10:01Get them right and collect a key. Get them wrong, there's a forfeit.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Three, two, one, go!

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Question one. Name two films in which the bridges appear.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- It's impossible. - 2 Fast 2 Furious, License To Kill!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Correct! - How did you know that?- Quick!

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Question two. How long is the New 7 Mile Bridge?

0:10:22 > 0:10:26- 7 miles! - No, it's actually 6.76 miles?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29That's right!

0:10:30 > 0:10:36Question three. Which island was used as the headquarters for the building The Old Bridge?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- The Isle of Wight! - No! It's Pigeon Key,

0:10:38 > 0:10:42- originally known as Cayo Paloma. - Well done!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Ha-ha! Champion!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- So, er, how are you going to get yourself home?- What do you mean?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52I've got all the keys.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56- I'll go and get the car and I'll meet you at the other side of the bridge.- Huh?

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Oh, well. This is Marathon. I guess I'll jog.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09TOILET FLUSHES

0:11:13 > 0:11:17May I introduce to you the lowest, driest and hottest area in the USA,

0:11:17 > 0:11:21the Mojave Desert, gateway to Death Valley.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23I'm starting to hallucinate.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Dr Sterling says you have a temperature of 37 degrees,

0:11:26 > 0:11:32so you're not running a temperature and are perfectly normal. Well, the last part's questionable.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36But I can see a gigantic thermometer randomly sticking out of the desert!

0:11:36 > 0:11:40That's the world's largest thermometer. It's meant to be there.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Just be thankful we're not taking your temperature with that!

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Whoa, check out that! 134 degrees Fahrenheit!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49That's almost 57 degrees Celsius.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53That's the highest temperature ever recorded in the USA.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57- That's 20 degrees hotter than my body temperature!- Calm down. You'll break into a sweat.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59And we all know how bad that can be...

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I'll freshen up when I go to the toilet.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Where was the hottest temperature ever recorded?

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Really? Do we need to do this now? - The Sahara Desert!

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Fascinating. I really need to go!

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Do you know how hot it was? 58 degrees!

0:12:14 > 0:12:19About one degree hotter than the hottest temperature recorded right here.

0:12:19 > 0:12:24I wonder what it'd be like to live in the hottest place in the universe.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27If I lived in the hottest place in the universe,

0:12:27 > 0:12:32well, if I ran out of water, I'd be forced to drink my sweat!

0:12:32 > 0:12:37I would take a mug, and the sweat would be dripping into the mug, so I'd drink it!

0:12:37 > 0:12:43I would have a pet elephant so it can squirt me to cool me down.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47I'd have to wear a bikini everywhere because it would be so hot outside.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51I'd even have to cope with seeing my nan and granddad in bikinis,

0:12:51 > 0:12:54which isn't the nicest thing to see!

0:13:03 > 0:13:07This is the life, isn't it, Ed? Travelling around the USA with my best buddy.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11Adventure on the open road. We're living the dream.

0:13:11 > 0:13:16- We are. Where are we headed next on this roller-coaster experience? - That's why I got out this map.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Currently, we are just about... Oh, no, not there, no.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24Er... Oh. That's a biscuit crumb. Erm...

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Ah...- We're lost, aren't we?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Did you forget the satnav? - Yes. Sorry.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Hey, Doc!

0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Welcome!- How you doing? Ooh, biker handshake.- Biker handshake.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50So, how did the collection start?

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Well, when I was a wee lad,

0:13:53 > 0:13:56I got my first motorcycle in the town of Algoma, Wisconsin.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00I bought it for two dollars. That was my first motorcycle.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04- What's the most expensive vehicle that you own?- My 1970 Hemi Cuda.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- How much is that worth? - About 600,000.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- What?!- For a car?

0:14:13 > 0:14:16..for a car that's older than my gran!

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Can we have a look at it? - Absolutely, you guys. Off you go!

0:14:19 > 0:14:20Thank you.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Doc's restored all of the cars and bikes in his collection.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28Amongst them is this, the very rare 1969 GTO Judge.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Don't even think about touching it, boys.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36It's estimated that there are...

0:14:39 > 0:14:43That's enough to drive to the moon and back eight times and still have some to spare.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Is that the door? - The door's at the front of the car.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- What about...? - It doesn't have side doors.- Oh!

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Why are you so surprised? How do you think you got in?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56# Get your motor running

0:14:56 > 0:14:59# Head out on the highway... #

0:15:01 > 0:15:06Come on, Ceal, crank that handle! I've gotta go down the market and pick up some watermelon and gingham!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14It used a crank instead of a key to start the engine.

0:15:14 > 0:15:19I feel a game show coming on. Let's play Opportunity Drive!

0:15:19 > 0:15:22I'll ask you three questions and if you get them all right,

0:15:22 > 0:15:24you could win the mystery prize.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- What's this?- It's a car.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33Is that your final answer?

0:15:34 > 0:15:35It's definitely a car.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38And you are right! Wrong.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40- It's a wrongy kind of right.- What?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43It's a car, but it's also a boat.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46It can drive on the road and float on the water.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48It's an amphicar.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50That's amazing. It reminds me of James Bond.

0:15:50 > 0:15:55Since you got the question half right, you can be 003.5!

0:15:55 > 0:15:57I'll count it as correct!

0:15:59 > 0:16:03It's the second question, which means it comes before the third but after the first.

0:16:03 > 0:16:08This is a 1969 Dodge Charger, nicknamed The General Lee.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10What I want to know is,

0:16:10 > 0:16:13if you were a general, what would you be called?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Erm, I'd be called General Lee...

0:16:16 > 0:16:20..Brilliant. Generally Brilliant! Get it?

0:16:20 > 0:16:21HE LAUGHS HEARTILY

0:16:21 > 0:16:25It's wrong! You'd be called General Stores.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28But because I'm in a generous mood, I'm going to count it as correct.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33This bike is called the Timeline.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37It's the creation of Doc himself and it can actually be driven.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40- That's really impressive. It's amazing.- Yes.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43It's got ten seats and seven engines.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46The question I want to know the answer to is,

0:16:46 > 0:16:48what is ten minus seven?

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- Are you kidding? - It is a very tough question.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Three. The answer is three. - Wrong. It's 28.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Nah. Ten minus seven is three.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Oh, dear. Bad loser.

0:17:00 > 0:17:05I tell you what, I'll let you have the mystery prize anyway.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08It's the chance to meet... my family!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10All right, lads?

0:17:10 > 0:17:14You're all ridiculous. The lot of you!

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Vroom-vroom.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19It's really put me in the mood to get back on the road.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23- So, you've got the directions to get us to our destination?- Oh, yes!

0:17:23 > 0:17:26- No problems at all?- Of course.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28That's what I like to hear.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31I have literally no idea where we're going.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Well, you're going here, Ed...

0:17:40 > 0:17:43MUSIC: Sound-alike version of "Price Tag" by Jessie J

0:17:51 > 0:17:54# Here in Minnesota

0:17:54 > 0:17:56# Got a real sight for you all

0:17:56 > 0:17:58# What America does best

0:17:58 > 0:18:02# A great big, enormous Sprawling shopping... mall

0:18:02 > 0:18:04# Five hundred and 20 shops

0:18:04 > 0:18:06# 40 million visits a year

0:18:06 > 0:18:08# It's the Mall of America

0:18:08 > 0:18:12- I hope there's a map. - # Yes, you are... here!

0:18:12 > 0:18:15# But take a quick look to the left

0:18:15 > 0:18:19# It's quite an interesting sight Isn't that a theme park?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22# For once, Ed, you are right

0:18:22 > 0:18:24# This might sound Funny, funny, funny

0:18:24 > 0:18:26# Put away your money, money, money

0:18:26 > 0:18:30# Forget about buying A kettle or a toaster

0:18:30 > 0:18:33# Instead have a go On a roller coaster

0:18:33 > 0:18:35# It's not just about A spending spree

0:18:35 > 0:18:38# Or partaking in retail therapy

0:18:38 > 0:18:40# The price tags No longer interest me

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Although I should point out these rides aren't free.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47# Have you ever seen

0:18:47 > 0:18:49# Such a thing before?

0:18:49 > 0:18:51# Over 20 theme-park rides

0:18:51 > 0:18:55# Inside an enormous Sprawling shopping... mall

0:18:55 > 0:18:58# Take a quick look to the right

0:18:58 > 0:19:02- You won't believe your eyes! - Is that a sea-life centre?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Yep.- Why am I not surprised?

0:19:04 > 0:19:07# It's not about the Shopping, shopping, shopping

0:19:07 > 0:19:10# Your jaw will be Dropping, dropping, dropping

0:19:10 > 0:19:12# Forget about buying a present For your mum

0:19:12 > 0:19:15# And spend the day at an aquarium

0:19:15 > 0:19:18# A million-gallon tank Full of sea creatures

0:19:18 > 0:19:20# For a shopping centre It's a unusual feature

0:19:20 > 0:19:23# An underground tunnel Watching sharks above

0:19:23 > 0:19:26I usually hate shopping, but this I love!

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- # 32 planes could fit... - # Inside the mall!

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- # 12,000 staff employed - # Inside the mall!

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- They've even got plants and trees! - # Inside the mall!

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- And two enormous parking lots - # Inside the mall!

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- No, Ed. They're outside. Pay attention.- Oh.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43# Forget about the Shopping, shopping, shopping

0:19:43 > 0:19:46# Here we will be Stopping, stopping, stopping

0:19:46 > 0:19:49# Instead of picking up some product for my hair

0:19:49 > 0:19:52# I get to spend the day at a massive fair

0:19:52 > 0:19:54# Who's interested In a cash transaction

0:19:54 > 0:19:57# When there's an aquarium As an attraction?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00# How can a shopping centre Have this much action?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02# Though some people call it A slight distraction #

0:20:02 > 0:20:05I do actually need some hair wax.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07OK, back we go.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Here we are at the Pasadena Chalk Festival.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19I can't wait to start doing some chalk art,

0:20:19 > 0:20:22get the creative juices flowing!

0:20:22 > 0:20:26Good luck, mate, with that handful of cheese!

0:20:26 > 0:20:30You're always doing this. You always confuse chalk and cheese.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32They're two very different things.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36How do you explain this, then? Pow! Massive block of chalk!

0:20:36 > 0:20:40- That's cheese. It's clearly cheese. - You don't know what you're talking about.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44I'm going to sit here in the peace and quiet and eat my cheese sandwich.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47CRUNCH!

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Oh...

0:20:50 > 0:20:54- Ed.- Mm?- Have you the number of a good dentist?

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Chalk that one up to experience, mate.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03This is the Pasadena Chalk Festival, where 600 artists gather

0:21:03 > 0:21:05to create an enormous art gallery under our feet.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Why? For the sheer pleasure of it all.

0:21:08 > 0:21:13Oh, and the glory. Oh, and first, second and third prizes.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16This festival started when a backpacker returned from his travels

0:21:16 > 0:21:19with tales of amazing pictures on the pavements of Europe.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23He thought he'd give it a go on the blank canvas of the Pasadena sidewalks,

0:21:23 > 0:21:25and the Chalk Festival was born.

0:21:25 > 0:21:30It's 20 years old and attracts up to 200,000 art lovers and artists

0:21:30 > 0:21:33from LA, San Diego and New York.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37If you're taking part, you have to follow a few simple rules.

0:21:38 > 0:21:43It's nice and easy to run out. Don't use anything else.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Rule two - you need a plot

0:21:46 > 0:21:49where you can create your masterpiece.

0:21:52 > 0:21:57Prizes are given for the best use of colour, the best 3D effect and the most humorous theme.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Ed, a self-portrait! It would be hilarious!

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Right, you two, get- chalking- to the experts.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05How many years have you been coming here?

0:22:05 > 0:22:07This is my eighth year.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11How do I grab people's attention and make something they want to look at?

0:22:11 > 0:22:16Skill level counts. Most of the people that win are very skilled.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19So it's going on skill level. So I am struggling.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Excuse me, mate.- Hello?

0:22:21 > 0:22:25We were just wondering the best way to start our chalk drawing.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28You seem to have got quite far. Excuse me!

0:22:28 > 0:22:32- There you go. You're a dog lover. - It looks just like Hacker.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34We're doing it for the first time today.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Do you start with the light colours first and then go darker?

0:22:37 > 0:22:41- I do it differently every time.- Oh.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43So I'm not very much help!

0:22:43 > 0:22:46She's giving nothing away!

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Careful. Careful where you tread.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Hello?!- Hello?

0:22:51 > 0:22:56- That looks very realistic. - It looks like it's coming out of the pavement.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Iain!

0:22:59 > 0:23:05- It's a drawing! It's so realistic, - I thought it was an actual man lying facedown on the pavement.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07- What are we like?- Come on, let's go.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- People love dogs, don't they? - They do indeed.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- That's given me an idea for mine. - Really?- Yes.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16- A cat?- No, not a cat.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20- I'm drawing a haggis. - What's a haggis?- A haggis.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- How would you go about drawing a haggis?- What is that?

0:23:23 > 0:23:27I'm drawing a haggis. Just give me a quick haggis-related tip, please.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31- I have no idea! Sorry! - Brilliant. Let's go.

0:23:31 > 0:23:36Maybe you should rethink your strategy, seeing as nobody here knows what a haggis is?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I'm going to persevere.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42The main concern at the minute is, it might look a little bit like poo.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Ed's decided on a royally good dog theme.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Iain is going to draw on his experience

0:23:47 > 0:23:52of eating Scotland's most foul, I mean most famous, food.

0:23:52 > 0:23:57It's a two-day event. Everyone has been here for two days. We've got three hours.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01I've simplified my plan from this, which is a little bit complicated,

0:24:01 > 0:24:03to this.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07- It's quite similar to my one. - I basically stole the idea!

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Brilliant!

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Less talking, more chalking.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15So in the Useless TV Presenter category,

0:24:15 > 0:24:18the quirkiest picture wins.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25I'm going for two things which I hope the Americans will love, the Royal Family and dogs.

0:24:25 > 0:24:30So far, I have half the outline of the background

0:24:30 > 0:24:33and it's taken me 20 minutes.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Look at the dog's legs. Eh?

0:24:39 > 0:24:41That is why I got a C in GSCE art.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Is that a C for corgi?

0:24:43 > 0:24:46- How are you doing, Iain? - Do you know what?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49I think this is going to take us absolutely ages!

0:24:49 > 0:24:54Iain has finally found one person who doesn't think his drawing is poo.

0:24:54 > 0:24:59One person in the United States of America knows what a haggis is!

0:24:59 > 0:25:02This isn't a waste of time. It's disgusting!

0:25:02 > 0:25:06It looks like the queen's got some sort of skin disease!

0:25:07 > 0:25:11Oh, dear. If you're watching, Your Majesty, sorry about this.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14This is the quietest these two have been all day.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20Every time I try and put one colour over another colour, it takes the other colour off.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22It's no wonder that the artists go through

0:25:22 > 0:25:2725,000 sticks of pastel chalk through this two-day festival.

0:25:27 > 0:25:32I'm starting to feel a bit more positive about this now. It actually looks like something.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34This is my haggis.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38For our non-Scottish viewers, it is the national dish of Scotland.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42It's chopped sheep's guts and a sheep's stomach and then boiled.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45It's every bit as delicious as it sounds.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- And it looks a bit like poo. - Charming, Iain.

0:25:48 > 0:25:53Let's hope that Ed's chalk art doesn't look like poo, too.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57The only thing keeping me going is the desire to beat Iain Sterling.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Just came up here for a better look.

0:26:00 > 0:26:04So far, I need to make the kilt look more like a kilt

0:26:04 > 0:26:07and the haggis to look less like poo.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10The poo thing's a real issue.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15I don't know how you managed to get yours filled in so neatly.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19That's because I haven't got any skin left on my fingers.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23Ed, don't you know that all artists have to suffer for their art?

0:26:23 > 0:26:25I feel like one of those gymnasts.

0:26:25 > 0:26:30I get chalk everywhere before I do a big bar trick or something.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Iain, guess what music she's playing.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- Queen? - # Don't stop me now

0:26:37 > 0:26:40# I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball #

0:26:40 > 0:26:45Come on, Petrie, the queen's been on the throne longer than it's taken you to do this.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49- I'm hoping to get a knighthood out of it.- Mm, "Sir Ed..." No! It doesn't sound right.

0:26:49 > 0:26:55- Oh, no!- Time for a pillow fight? That means time's up.

0:26:55 > 0:27:00So, whose chalky masterpiece will win - Ed or Iain?

0:27:00 > 0:27:04- Not a bad achievement in three hours. - We've done quite well.

0:27:04 > 0:27:08I'm still worried it looks a bit like poo, but I've sorted that in the edit.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Very clear now!

0:27:10 > 0:27:14One question everyone wants to know, who's going to win?

0:27:14 > 0:27:17It's in the hands of Tom the judge. I just hope he hates haggis.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19I hope he hates corgis wearing sunglasses.

0:27:19 > 0:27:25The winner of "Chalk All Over The Place" is...

0:27:28 > 0:27:33- ..Iain.- Yes! No way! YES!

0:27:33 > 0:27:37Everyone watching at home knows that that's better! It's clearly better!

0:27:37 > 0:27:40I think you found I won that one by a long chalk.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Everyone in America loves haggis!

0:27:43 > 0:27:48You've been watching All Over the Place USA!

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