Episode 9

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Your CBBC buddies are continuing their road trip across the USA!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07Join them, as Naomi has a splashing time,

0:00:07 > 0:00:10Johny bites off more than he can chew,

0:00:10 > 0:00:13Richard meets his long-lost twin...

0:00:13 > 0:00:16- Hello.- And Cel has an alien encounter.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18HE TALKS GIBBERISH

0:00:20 > 0:00:21# All over the place

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# All over the place

0:00:25 > 0:00:27North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Me and my mates all over the place

0:00:30 > 0:00:33It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Whatever we do Is strange but true!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# All over the place

0:00:38 > 0:00:39# All over the place

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Bet you didn't know this stuff's all over the States

0:00:43 > 0:00:46But it turns up... # All over the place! #

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Our first stop is the state that produces

0:00:49 > 0:00:5340% of the world's orange juice - Florida!

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Can't believe I'm here.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Miami Beach is like the coolest hang-out place ever.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Ed, chill.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01We do not want to look uncool.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Good point. Can you pass my swimming trunks?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I'm going to try and put them on under this towel...

0:01:05 > 0:01:08There's loads of beach huts - why don't you use one of those?

0:01:08 > 0:01:09That's a good idea.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Ooh!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Ha-ha-ha! Oh, nice pants!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15No, no! Look away!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Hee-hee! Actually, these are lifeguard huts,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21and you'll find them all along the seven miles of beach here in Miami.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23The huts have been here for 89 years...

0:01:27 > 0:01:29They've been painted in a style that fits in

0:01:29 > 0:01:32with some of the amazing buildings you will find around Miami.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36'Ed and Naomi - you have 37 seconds

0:01:36 > 0:01:39'to find out as much as you can about the lifeguard towers!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42'Naomi - you have Lieutenant Gerry from Ocean Rescue.

0:01:42 > 0:01:48'Ed - you have Lindsay, a lifeguard AND an Olympic rowing champion!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51'Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54'Three, two, one, go!'

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Is it true you're an Olympic champion?- Yes.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00- How many beach huts are there?- 29.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01What does a lifeguard do?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04No, kidding! We keep people safe in the ocean.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- How long have they been here? - Since 1923.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Could I be a lifeguard?- You could - if you can swim...and run.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12- What are they made of?- Some are wood,

0:02:12 > 0:02:14we used to have some fibreglass ones, but mostly wood.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18I've designed one - there. Would you be interested in building this?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20That would work, because you could sit really high.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22That's what I was thinking. Very clever, yes!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Who designed them?- We've had some designed by local architects,

0:02:25 > 0:02:29and also some designed by our beach patrol chiefs.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- How many people get rescued every year?- I'm not sure, it varies.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- KLAXON SOUNDS - But it's your job. - Depends on the weather.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- I think we did well.- We did. - # I think we're going to win...! #

0:02:37 > 0:02:41'The person who found out the most facts, by one point, is...

0:02:41 > 0:02:43'Ed!'

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Ooh! One point!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47That's no..! Oh!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Ooh!- Gutted! Oh, well. I'm not interested in the competition,

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I just want to have a look around the lifeguard huts.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55It's not about the winning - it's about the taking part.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Ah, this one's a lighthouse and lifeguard hut combined.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Looks cool. Shall we go and have a little nosey on the inside?

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Yeah, yeah!

0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Oh!- Oh!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Quite basic, really.- Yeah. I wouldn't want to live in one of these.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- No, maybe not.- It would be like living in your dad's shed.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Got the binoculars, to look out for people in trouble.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Bit of music to listen to.- Oh, they've run out of toilet paper.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- ALARM BELLS AND SIRENS SOUND - Emergency!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27So, how would Ed the joker do as a real lifeguard?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Time to report to Lieutenant Gerry.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- So, Lieutenant Gerry.- Yes, sir.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- What do I need to be a lifeguard? - Well, the skills of a lifeguard

0:03:34 > 0:03:36require you to have emergency first aid training.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40We also require our lifeguards to do a physical swim test.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Sounds doable.- Yeah, we can manage that.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46In order to do that, we require you to run for 200 metres,

0:03:46 > 0:03:48then swim for 500,

0:03:48 > 0:03:52and then run again for 200 metres in 12 minutes or less.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Oh, bye!- Goodbye!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56I think in your case we can shorten it up a little bit,

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- to make it a little bit easier. - OK...

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Yes, that sounds much better. - Yeah. We could maybe do that.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Are you ready, Ed? - Yes, Lieutenant Gerry, I'm ready

0:04:04 > 0:04:06for my simplified run-swim-run test!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Ready...go.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Come on, Ed!

0:04:17 > 0:04:21He has definitely got an advantage with those long legs.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Go on! He-hey! Nice work!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Oh! Agh!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Set, go!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31No hurry, Naomi!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Agh!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Oh!- That was so fast! - Way more exhausting...

0:04:47 > 0:04:49than I thought it was going to be!

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- How did I do?- That was a great job.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Both of you did outstanding - but it's a difference of one second.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Congratulations, Ed!- No!- Yes!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- No-o-o!- Great job by both of you.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Unfortunately, our loser gets dunked in the ocean.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09So, it looks like one second gets you the dunk in the ocean.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12It could be worse, being dunked in the ocean by two hunky lifeguards.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Agh! Bye, Ed! Whoo-hoo!

0:05:16 > 0:05:20We treat everybody here with equality. Fellas -

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- he gets dunked, too.- Oh, no! Agh!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Ha-ha!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40It's lunchtime, I'm starving, and here in Texas,

0:05:40 > 0:05:42it's practically illegal not to have a barbecue.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Don't worry, Ed, there are going to be no laws broken today,

0:05:45 > 0:05:48because I'm getting ready to rustle us up a lovely British barbecue -

0:05:48 > 0:05:51show these Texans how we do it in Yorkshire.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I've got my sausages, got my cutlery, got my napkins -

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- good to go.- I think you're missing a vital ingredient, actually.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00No, I don't think I am, Ed - I've got barbecue sauce...

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I don't need anything else.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06British rain!

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Ha-ha! That's a great gag, Ed, but now we've got soggy sausages,

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- what are we going to eat? - Don't panic, Johny.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14It just so happens that you guys are in Lockhart,

0:06:14 > 0:06:17the barbecue capital of Texas.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19There are just four barbecue restaurants in this small town,

0:06:19 > 0:06:22but together, they serve...

0:06:25 > 0:06:28That's like over three London Olympic stadiums

0:06:28 > 0:06:32full of hungry spectators, and that's a whole lot of sausages!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Time to barbecue, Texas-style!

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Hiya, Barrett, I can just about make you out through all this smoke!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Welcome!- This is Barrett, from Black's Barbecue.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44His family have been barbecuing here for 80 years,

0:06:44 > 0:06:47so they definitely know how to make a finger-licking good barbecue.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Their secret is a spicy coating, which adds flavour to the meat,

0:06:50 > 0:06:53but only after you rub it in.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Now you've got to get your hands dirty.- Right, OK.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58I'll show you. You really rub it. Some of it's going to come off,

0:06:58 > 0:07:01but you've got to make it so it really sticks on.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04We're TV presenters, so, you know, we don't get our hands dirty!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Like that?- There you go!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Look at this guy! We've got to get Johny out of here!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Can I take him out and get something to eat? Come on, Johny!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- This isn't the job for you, is it? - No!

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Aw, bless. After a hard day's - more like a minute's - work,

0:07:19 > 0:07:22I suppose you've earned yourself some tasty treats.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Hey, get your teeth stuck into this...!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Well, that WAS delicious.- Mmm.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35But there's plenty of other competition in this town.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39At Smitty's Barbecue Restaurant,

0:07:39 > 0:07:41they use fire pits to cook their meat.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44The fire is lit to the side and the heat is drawn through the pit

0:07:44 > 0:07:47by the chimney at the back, and the meat is cooked in there

0:07:47 > 0:07:51for up to eight hours. That really is...slow cooking.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57So...tuck in again!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Right, shall we let battle commence, then?- Yeah. Yeah, right...

0:08:00 > 0:08:02I honestly don't know where to start, really.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Oh, man, that's good.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Mouth full, Petrie! Don't YOU be so rude, Johny.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Better.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16See you in two or three hours!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Whoo!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21I think we might have overdone it.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24RUMBLING AND GURGLING SOUNDS I think my belly agrees with you, Ed.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27It's definitely a gold star for the Lone Star State.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Lone Star State?- Every USA state has its own nickname.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- That's the nickname for the state we're in.- Well, I think after that,

0:08:33 > 0:08:35we're in a right state. PARP

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I got something on my mind, Hank, about this here state of Texas.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Uh-huh? What's that, boss? - Well, I've been

0:08:43 > 0:08:46looking at the nicknames of some of the other states.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Florida's the Sunshine State.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Nevada's the Silver State.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Hawaii, dangnabit, is the Rainbow State.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57I want Texas to have a cool nickname.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01But boss, what's wrong with Texas, the Lone Star State?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04I'm bored of it.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06It sounds...lonely.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Come on, Hank - think of a new nickname.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Guv'nor, I...I think I've got it!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Texas - the Texas State!

0:09:19 > 0:09:20No, no.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Texas, the, er, Rattlesnake State? RATTLESNAKE RATTLES

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Heck, no!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Texas, the...Hoppin' State?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31No, no.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Texas, the, er, Cartwheel...State?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Go on.- Really?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41SMASHING AND CRASHING

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Get up, dummy.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Texas, the...

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Rattlesnake's Escaped State...?!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- That is the worst nickname I... - SNAKE RATTLES

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Sorry, what...? Agh!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00TOILET FLUSHES

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- 'Pizza?- Thanks. This is an exact copy

0:10:14 > 0:10:18'of the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy - except half the size.'

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- ITALIAN ACCENT:- 'Just-a like-a you!

0:10:20 > 0:10:21'Ha-ha-ha-ha(!)

0:10:21 > 0:10:24'It's in this place, called Niles, in Illinois -

0:10:24 > 0:10:25'so what do you think they call it?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28'The slightly wonky tower of Niles in Illinois?

0:10:28 > 0:10:31'Not quite - the leaning tower of Niles.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33'Oh, I knew that.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42'The original tower of Pisa took about 200 years to finish,

0:10:42 > 0:10:45'and is over 650 years old.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48'Ah, OK. Guess if I was that old, I'd lean a little, too.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51HE MOUTHS

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- 'So, who built this one? - A local man called Robert Ilg.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- 'He built it for his workers. - Oh, what a great boss(!)

0:10:57 > 0:10:59'Why didn't he just give them a party?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02'He DID give them an outdoor swimming pool, and it's said

0:11:02 > 0:11:04'the tower was built to hide the water tank for the pool.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07'I've got a bit of a water storage problem myself.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09'I need a wee!

0:11:09 > 0:11:12'I wonder - if YOU could design a tower,

0:11:12 > 0:11:14'what would it look like?'

0:11:14 > 0:11:16If I was to design a tower, on every floor,

0:11:16 > 0:11:18you would have what you desired.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22So there would be different things, where there was, like, mermaids,

0:11:22 > 0:11:26a place where you can meet animals, fairies...

0:11:26 > 0:11:29And so anything you wish would come true.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30CHILDREN LAUGH

0:11:30 > 0:11:32I would have a roller-coaster.

0:11:32 > 0:11:37It could take you down and up, but it would have major loop-the-loops.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40And when you get to your floor, you would be sick.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43CHILDREN LAUGH

0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Richard?- Yeah?- If we're in Virginia,

0:11:54 > 0:11:57why are we walking next to Stonehenge?

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- I don't know, that is weird. - Has Wiltshire gone on holiday?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Are we in a parallel universe? Have I left the oven on?

0:12:03 > 0:12:08Ed, calm down. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation, all right?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12This is weird. This isn't even made of stone. WE'RE GOING TO DIE!

0:12:12 > 0:12:17Look, it's made out of soft foam, all right? So chill out!

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Voiceover Man said that you're a fibreglass man,

0:12:31 > 0:12:33but you're not a fibreglass man, obviously.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Do I look like I'm made out of fibreglass?- No.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38So you just collect sculptures and stuff?

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Actually, I built all this stuff. - You built it all?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Yeah, everything's made out of foam, originally,

0:12:44 > 0:12:46and then I fibreglassed over the top of it.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49A fibre is a long, thin, stringy thing

0:12:49 > 0:12:52and fibreglass is made from fine fibres of glass.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55It's so strong, it can be used as a supporting cast for broken bones.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59He's been fabricating fab fantastic fibreglass figures

0:12:59 > 0:13:01for over 25 years. You try saying that!

0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Richard, look what I found. - Ah, the ice cream lady.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07I'll have a cone with some chocolate sprinkles, please.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10No, it's the Statue of Liberty in New York.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Oh, you ain't stolen it, have you? - No! Oh, never mind.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Hello?

0:13:18 > 0:13:19You all right?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21No, I'm not over there, mate, I'm here.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23I think he's going to be here a while.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Hello?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Some of these are quite freaky, aren't they?- Really?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33They don't scare me. You've just got to remember that they... YAHHH!

0:13:33 > 0:13:36- Oh, that's horrific! Mark's a bit too good at this, isn't he?- I know!

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I mean, it must be difficult to make these.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42This is my workshop, fellas, and what we're going to do today is,

0:13:42 > 0:13:45we're going to sculpt a replica of you, Ed.

0:13:45 > 0:13:51If there are any modelling agencies watching, I'm available for work.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53I wouldn't wait by the phone, Ed.

0:13:53 > 0:13:58Basically, to make a fibreglass Ed, what you do is...draw him

0:13:58 > 0:14:00on polystyrene foam.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Sculpt out his face a bit... - Make me look as ugly as you like.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Not difficult, Ed.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10There you go, that's your nose. And that's being kind.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14Wrap it in tinfoil to protect the foam from the liquid fibreglass,

0:14:14 > 0:14:15and voila!

0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Half an hour ago, that...- Was that.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25Now apply the fibreglass and whack it in the sun to dry.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27And then add make-up.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Wow!- I can't believe you got it done so quickly.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Yeah, what did it take, about an hour? Tops?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35I think there's one problem, though.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Don't you think the nose needs to be that little bit bigger?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40No, no, it's perfect. Look, how does it compare?

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Twins!

0:14:43 > 0:14:47Oh, Ed, that's a face for the movies! HORROR movies!

0:14:48 > 0:14:52So, as you know, I'm directing this big-budget action movie.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55So I'm going to need some pretty amazing special effects.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- I'm your man.- Good. Cos the movie ends with this big scene

0:14:58 > 0:15:01where giant spiders try and destroy the Golden Gate Bridge

0:15:01 > 0:15:03so the dinosaurs can't escape the alien spaceships

0:15:03 > 0:15:05that are attacking planet Earth.

0:15:05 > 0:15:10- So...how do we do that?- One word - fibreglass.- Fibreglass. Right.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14- What about CGI?- You don't need it. All you need is fibreglass.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18It's light and it's strong and you can shape it into whatever you want.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22- How's it going to work?- Let me show you. Look at this. The spider. Agh!

0:15:22 > 0:15:26See, I knew that was coming but it's still scary. It's believable. Why?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Fibreglass.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32The T-rex. He's got little hands, he's got big teeth, he's scary.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34You know why? Fibreglass!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- This is a multi-million-dollar movie.- Right.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44I need special effects, NOT KIDS' TOYS! Get out, you nut-job.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Harry Potter was made of fibreglass.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I SAID GET OUT!

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Arrgh!

0:15:51 > 0:15:52HE LAUGHS

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Ha!

0:15:53 > 0:15:57You know why the chair broke? Not made of fibreglass!

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- My leg! I think I broke my leg! - I'll make you a cast.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04- And guess what it's going to be made of?- I SAID GET OUT!

0:16:04 > 0:16:05All right!

0:16:14 > 0:16:16We're here in Frankenmuth, in Michigan,

0:16:16 > 0:16:19which is known as Michigan's Little Bavaria,

0:16:19 > 0:16:21because of all the German settlers that moved here.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24So you're probably wondering why I'm dressed as an elf.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Yes, I certainly am.- Well!

0:16:31 > 0:16:35# If you wish that it was Christmas every day

0:16:38 > 0:16:42# Then let me tell you we have found the place

0:16:45 > 0:16:49# Love the sound of sleigh bells? You're in the right area

0:16:49 > 0:16:52# Frankenmuth is known as Michigan's Little Bavaria

0:16:54 > 0:16:58# It's home to the world's biggest Christmas shop

0:17:00 > 0:17:05# Where you can browse for decorations till you drop

0:17:07 > 0:17:11# Opened by Wallace Bronner in 1945

0:17:11 > 0:17:15# Over 60 years later the business still thrives

0:17:15 > 0:17:20# Cos here it is, a giant Christmas store

0:17:20 > 0:17:22# Here in Michigan

0:17:24 > 0:17:27# Whatever festive frills you need

0:17:27 > 0:17:32# They sell them by the to-o-on

0:17:34 > 0:17:39# It's five times the size of a football field in here

0:17:41 > 0:17:45# More than two million people visit the store each year

0:17:47 > 0:17:51# Tinsel, ornaments, more than you've ever seen

0:17:51 > 0:17:53# There's 12 miles-worth of garlands

0:17:53 > 0:17:55# Pity, I need 13

0:17:55 > 0:18:00# So here it is, a giant Christmas store

0:18:00 > 0:18:03# Get your festive fill

0:18:03 > 0:18:07# A hundred thousand Christmas lights

0:18:07 > 0:18:12# Imagine that electric bill!

0:18:14 > 0:18:20# It's open all year round apart from Christmas Day, remember

0:18:20 > 0:18:28# Who comes to a Christmas shop on 26th December?

0:18:28 > 0:18:32# So here it is, a giant Christmas store

0:18:32 > 0:18:36# Here in Michigan

0:18:36 > 0:18:40# Whatever time of year it is

0:18:40 > 0:18:46# The countdown has begu-u-u-un!

0:18:46 > 0:18:50# Here it is, a giant Christmas store

0:18:50 > 0:18:53# Decked with ice and snow

0:18:53 > 0:18:57# Your Christmas wish is guaranteed

0:18:57 > 0:18:59How many shopping days to go?

0:19:00 > 0:19:04IT'S CHRISSSSSSTMASSSSSS!

0:19:04 > 0:19:06# But even though we've tried

0:19:08 > 0:19:11# It's hard to feel that Christmas mood

0:19:11 > 0:19:19# When it's 45 degrees outsiiiiiiide...

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Phew! It's boiling. You can take off that costume now, Ed.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27- Costume? What do you mean?- OK...

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Come in, HQ, roger.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41I said I wanted to look like Will Smith in Men In Black,

0:19:41 > 0:19:43not Ant from Ant and Dec, over.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47- I'm loving these suits, Ed. - Agent E, Agent C.- Check, Agent E.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Now, you may think we're here in Manitowoc, Wisconsin,

0:19:51 > 0:19:53to take part in an event, but that's a cover.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56We're actually here to investigate alien sightings

0:19:56 > 0:19:57and pretty spooky goings on.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Spookier than that clown I had at my sixth birthday party?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Spookier than that.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Spookier than your face in the morning?- Spookier than that.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Spookier than Ian Stirling's fashion sense?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12No way. Nothing's that spooky.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13THEY BOTH SHUDDER

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Have you seen him in a vest top? - Nightmares for weeks.

0:20:17 > 0:20:22Agents Ant and Dec are here to investigate the Sputnikfest.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25It celebrates all things alien.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29Why? Well, because a large chunk of the Russian Sputnik spacecraft

0:20:29 > 0:20:32landed here 50 years ago.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36But this not very mysterious mystery doesn't stop people turning

0:20:36 > 0:20:38up every year for alien events.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Our men in black have signed up for the Alien Drop, Best Alien,

0:20:42 > 0:20:45and first stop is the Alien Pet contest.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Question is, how will they maintain their cover?

0:20:48 > 0:20:51I shall be Gok-Gok Wham-Wham, international man of mystery

0:20:51 > 0:20:53and canine costumier.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57OK, well, I'll be...

0:20:57 > 0:21:01Gok-Gok-Gok Wham-Wham-Wham...

0:21:01 > 0:21:04the lesser-known Dodgy-Doggy.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Dodgy dress designer.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Right, let's split up, find some locals with pets

0:21:14 > 0:21:15and enter this competition.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Oh, yes, and may the best Gok-Gok Wham-Wham win,

0:21:18 > 0:21:20or the Gok-Gok-GokGok Wham-Wham-Wham-Wham win.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22And that's quite difficult to say.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29I'm here today with Tanya, Sarah, but, most importantly, Ringo.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Hello, Ringo!

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- RINGO: Who's this geek? - Not very talkative, is he?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36OK, what I've done is, I've got some gorgeous straws,

0:21:36 > 0:21:39some fantastic elastic bands and all sorts of other stuff,

0:21:39 > 0:21:42and I was thinking we could dress her up with all this.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43That's never going to work!

0:21:43 > 0:21:46That's right, Tanya, get stuck in with the scissors.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Go, girlfriend!

0:21:51 > 0:21:54That's right, you're no-one in Wisconsin this season

0:21:54 > 0:21:56unless you've got a spaceship on your head.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00- OK, OK, I look ridiculous. - You sure do, Ringo.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04Hi, this is Brad and Mindy and the star of today is Zoe.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Zoe, how are you doing, babe?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Gimme a kiss. Mmmm...

0:22:09 > 0:22:13See, we're already a team. So I think we all know this right here is

0:22:13 > 0:22:14the face of the future.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18ZOE: Woof! You bet I am, you cutie, you!

0:22:23 > 0:22:27HE COOS

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Well done, Cel, that's simply adorable. Now the dogs are ready,

0:22:33 > 0:22:36it's time to join other 13 competitors in the contest.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Ringo's up first.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Coming down the catwalk! Sorry, dogwalk.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43WOMAN: Ringo!

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Here's the cards.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48And this is an Unidentified Furry Object

0:22:48 > 0:22:51taking alien fashion to another dimension.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54We're just going to go and find his dignity now.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58Good luck. You don't always need dignity to survive.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01If you see some dignity, tell us. LAUGHTER

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Well, you won't find it with Gok Cel.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08This little pooch has the crown in her sights

0:23:08 > 0:23:10and she's set her phaser to stun.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Ooh!- She's WOO-ing the judges.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15- Thank you. - I think it's neck-and-neck.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Um, collar and collar.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19We have a tie for second.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Our first-placed winner...

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Are you ready?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Our first-place winner is Zoe!

0:23:31 > 0:23:36Fantastic! Cel has beaten Ed, winning the overall competition!

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Thank you.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Congratulations, Zoe!

0:23:40 > 0:23:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Thank you, everyone. She's a bit excited, as you can see.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50But we really appreciate it. Thank you very much for having us.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51You're very welcome.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54And we have an international winner this year, how exciting.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57I'm just going to walk away as a winner.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Oh, Ed, you're so out-fabuloused!

0:24:00 > 0:24:03And now over to Fireman Greg for the Alien Drop.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06What you guys have are two of our aliens for our alien drop.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08You've got to put those in the bucket,

0:24:08 > 0:24:11we put the bucket on the fire truck, the fire truck goes up,

0:24:11 > 0:24:14drops all of them down, whichever one is closest to the brass

0:24:14 > 0:24:17ring signifying where Sputnik landed is the winner.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19This is one of those moments when you think,

0:24:19 > 0:24:22"What are we doing?" This is really weird.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24We're ready for the drop. Here we go.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28ALL: ..two, three, drop the aliens!

0:24:30 > 0:24:33That's mine! I can see mine! It's really close!

0:24:33 > 0:24:36With the blue elastic band on. Yesssss!

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Yes, look!

0:24:40 > 0:24:43I had to wrestle it off a small child, but that's my alien.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45It was the closest to Sputnik!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49I know you had a traumatic experience,

0:24:49 > 0:24:51but you're back home with Daddy now, safe and sound.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53You won the first one, I won the second -

0:24:53 > 0:24:54everything to play for in the final.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56It'll be a good final round.

0:24:56 > 0:25:01That's right, Ed, it's one each and all to play for in Best Alien.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05You have to design an alien outfit using the finest intergalactic

0:25:05 > 0:25:07components in the universe.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08Which are, of course...

0:25:08 > 0:25:13Tinfoil, a coat hanger, tape, scissors and some stickers.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Is that it?!

0:25:14 > 0:25:1926 competitors have entered Best Alien, so the pressure's on, boys.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20The rules are as follows -

0:25:20 > 0:25:24you have to create a costume using only the materials provided.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27And the costume must be created on the festival site.

0:25:27 > 0:25:32The winner is the person who looks and acts most like an alien.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35People of Earth, I come in peace!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Pieces!

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Oh, I'm a singing alien!

0:25:40 > 0:25:42WHOOPING AND CHEERING

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Number 16, step forward!

0:25:48 > 0:25:53Step forward and step lightly with those size 13-er shoes!

0:25:53 > 0:25:55They are nice.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Notice the safety-protected wear that is

0:25:57 > 0:26:05so crucially installed on his beautiful, beautiful attire.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09I despise this planet!

0:26:10 > 0:26:13I hate your feeble competitions!

0:26:13 > 0:26:15They are pathetic and I wish nothing but doom

0:26:15 > 0:26:18and destruction upon you all!

0:26:18 > 0:26:21LOUD BOOING

0:26:21 > 0:26:23That's what we call ALIENATING the audience!

0:26:23 > 0:26:28- Well done, Ed. - 17, come right up here.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Come on, you can walk, you can talk,

0:26:30 > 0:26:34you can slither on your belly like a reptile if you so desire.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Would you like to say something

0:26:36 > 0:26:38to the Earth people of Manitowoc, Wisconsin?

0:26:38 > 0:26:43HE SPEAKS EXCITEDLY IN ALIEN LANGUAGE

0:26:48 > 0:26:49LAUGHTER

0:26:57 > 0:26:58WHOOPING AND CHEERING

0:26:58 > 0:27:02Cel never knows what he's talking about and now we don't either!

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- I don't think it went very well. - Really?- Yeah.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09- I don't know, I thought it went down OK.- I thought you nailed it.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11They all loved you.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15- It was very close.- Yes.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17The judges have dictated

0:27:17 > 0:27:21that only a single point separated our two winners.

0:27:23 > 0:27:29And that single point was added on to the tally of number 17.

0:27:29 > 0:27:30WHOOPING Is that me?

0:27:30 > 0:27:33- That's you.- That's you!- Yes! Yes!

0:27:37 > 0:27:40You idiot! I despise you, number 17.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43I literally despise you.

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