0:00:02 > 0:00:04Your CBBC buddies are continuing their road trip across the USA!
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Join them, as Naomi has a splashing time,
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Johny bites off more than he can chew,
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Richard meets his long-lost twin...
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- Hello.- And Cel has an alien encounter.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18HE TALKS GIBBERISH
0:00:20 > 0:00:21# All over the place
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# All over the place
0:00:25 > 0:00:27North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Me and my mates all over the place
0:00:30 > 0:00:33It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Whatever we do Is strange but true!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# All over the place
0:00:38 > 0:00:39# All over the place
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Bet you didn't know this stuff's all over the States
0:00:43 > 0:00:46But it turns up... # All over the place! #
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Our first stop is the state that produces
0:00:49 > 0:00:5340% of the world's orange juice - Florida!
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Can't believe I'm here.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Miami Beach is like the coolest hang-out place ever.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Ed, chill.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01We do not want to look uncool.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Good point. Can you pass my swimming trunks?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I'm going to try and put them on under this towel...
0:01:05 > 0:01:08There's loads of beach huts - why don't you use one of those?
0:01:08 > 0:01:09That's a good idea.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Ooh!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Ha-ha-ha! Oh, nice pants!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15No, no! Look away!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Hee-hee! Actually, these are lifeguard huts,
0:01:18 > 0:01:21and you'll find them all along the seven miles of beach here in Miami.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23The huts have been here for 89 years...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29They've been painted in a style that fits in
0:01:29 > 0:01:32with some of the amazing buildings you will find around Miami.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36'Ed and Naomi - you have 37 seconds
0:01:36 > 0:01:39'to find out as much as you can about the lifeguard towers!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42'Naomi - you have Lieutenant Gerry from Ocean Rescue.
0:01:42 > 0:01:48'Ed - you have Lindsay, a lifeguard AND an Olympic rowing champion!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51'Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54'Three, two, one, go!'
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Is it true you're an Olympic champion?- Yes.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- How many beach huts are there?- 29.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01What does a lifeguard do?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04No, kidding! We keep people safe in the ocean.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- How long have they been here? - Since 1923.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Could I be a lifeguard?- You could - if you can swim...and run.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- What are they made of?- Some are wood,
0:02:12 > 0:02:14we used to have some fibreglass ones, but mostly wood.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18I've designed one - there. Would you be interested in building this?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20That would work, because you could sit really high.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22That's what I was thinking. Very clever, yes!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Who designed them?- We've had some designed by local architects,
0:02:25 > 0:02:29and also some designed by our beach patrol chiefs.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- How many people get rescued every year?- I'm not sure, it varies.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- KLAXON SOUNDS - But it's your job. - Depends on the weather.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- I think we did well.- We did. - # I think we're going to win...! #
0:02:37 > 0:02:41'The person who found out the most facts, by one point, is...
0:02:41 > 0:02:43'Ed!'
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Ooh! One point!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47That's no..! Oh!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Ooh!- Gutted! Oh, well. I'm not interested in the competition,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I just want to have a look around the lifeguard huts.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55It's not about the winning - it's about the taking part.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Ah, this one's a lighthouse and lifeguard hut combined.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Looks cool. Shall we go and have a little nosey on the inside?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Yeah, yeah!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Oh!- Oh!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Quite basic, really.- Yeah. I wouldn't want to live in one of these.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- No, maybe not.- It would be like living in your dad's shed.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Got the binoculars, to look out for people in trouble.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Bit of music to listen to.- Oh, they've run out of toilet paper.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- ALARM BELLS AND SIRENS SOUND - Emergency!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27So, how would Ed the joker do as a real lifeguard?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Time to report to Lieutenant Gerry.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- So, Lieutenant Gerry.- Yes, sir.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- What do I need to be a lifeguard? - Well, the skills of a lifeguard
0:03:34 > 0:03:36require you to have emergency first aid training.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40We also require our lifeguards to do a physical swim test.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Sounds doable.- Yeah, we can manage that.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46In order to do that, we require you to run for 200 metres,
0:03:46 > 0:03:48then swim for 500,
0:03:48 > 0:03:52and then run again for 200 metres in 12 minutes or less.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Oh, bye!- Goodbye!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I think in your case we can shorten it up a little bit,
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- to make it a little bit easier. - OK...
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Yes, that sounds much better. - Yeah. We could maybe do that.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Are you ready, Ed? - Yes, Lieutenant Gerry, I'm ready
0:04:04 > 0:04:06for my simplified run-swim-run test!
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Ready...go.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Come on, Ed!
0:04:17 > 0:04:21He has definitely got an advantage with those long legs.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Go on! He-hey! Nice work!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Oh! Agh!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Set, go!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31No hurry, Naomi!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Agh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Oh!- That was so fast! - Way more exhausting...
0:04:47 > 0:04:49than I thought it was going to be!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- How did I do?- That was a great job.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Both of you did outstanding - but it's a difference of one second.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Congratulations, Ed!- No!- Yes!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- No-o-o!- Great job by both of you.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Unfortunately, our loser gets dunked in the ocean.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09So, it looks like one second gets you the dunk in the ocean.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12It could be worse, being dunked in the ocean by two hunky lifeguards.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Agh! Bye, Ed! Whoo-hoo!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20We treat everybody here with equality. Fellas -
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- he gets dunked, too.- Oh, no! Agh!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Ha-ha!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40It's lunchtime, I'm starving, and here in Texas,
0:05:40 > 0:05:42it's practically illegal not to have a barbecue.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Don't worry, Ed, there are going to be no laws broken today,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48because I'm getting ready to rustle us up a lovely British barbecue -
0:05:48 > 0:05:51show these Texans how we do it in Yorkshire.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I've got my sausages, got my cutlery, got my napkins -
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- good to go.- I think you're missing a vital ingredient, actually.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00No, I don't think I am, Ed - I've got barbecue sauce...
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I don't need anything else.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06British rain!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Ha-ha! That's a great gag, Ed, but now we've got soggy sausages,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- what are we going to eat? - Don't panic, Johny.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14It just so happens that you guys are in Lockhart,
0:06:14 > 0:06:17the barbecue capital of Texas.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19There are just four barbecue restaurants in this small town,
0:06:19 > 0:06:22but together, they serve...
0:06:25 > 0:06:28That's like over three London Olympic stadiums
0:06:28 > 0:06:32full of hungry spectators, and that's a whole lot of sausages!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Time to barbecue, Texas-style!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Hiya, Barrett, I can just about make you out through all this smoke!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Welcome!- This is Barrett, from Black's Barbecue.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44His family have been barbecuing here for 80 years,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47so they definitely know how to make a finger-licking good barbecue.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Their secret is a spicy coating, which adds flavour to the meat,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53but only after you rub it in.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Now you've got to get your hands dirty.- Right, OK.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58I'll show you. You really rub it. Some of it's going to come off,
0:06:58 > 0:07:01but you've got to make it so it really sticks on.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04We're TV presenters, so, you know, we don't get our hands dirty!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Like that?- There you go!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Look at this guy! We've got to get Johny out of here!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Can I take him out and get something to eat? Come on, Johny!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- This isn't the job for you, is it? - No!
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Aw, bless. After a hard day's - more like a minute's - work,
0:07:19 > 0:07:22I suppose you've earned yourself some tasty treats.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Hey, get your teeth stuck into this...!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Well, that WAS delicious.- Mmm.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35But there's plenty of other competition in this town.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39At Smitty's Barbecue Restaurant,
0:07:39 > 0:07:41they use fire pits to cook their meat.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44The fire is lit to the side and the heat is drawn through the pit
0:07:44 > 0:07:47by the chimney at the back, and the meat is cooked in there
0:07:47 > 0:07:51for up to eight hours. That really is...slow cooking.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57So...tuck in again!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Right, shall we let battle commence, then?- Yeah. Yeah, right...
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I honestly don't know where to start, really.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Oh, man, that's good.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Mouth full, Petrie! Don't YOU be so rude, Johny.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Better.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16See you in two or three hours!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Whoo!
0:08:20 > 0:08:21I think we might have overdone it.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24RUMBLING AND GURGLING SOUNDS I think my belly agrees with you, Ed.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27It's definitely a gold star for the Lone Star State.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Lone Star State?- Every USA state has its own nickname.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- That's the nickname for the state we're in.- Well, I think after that,
0:08:33 > 0:08:35we're in a right state. PARP
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I got something on my mind, Hank, about this here state of Texas.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Uh-huh? What's that, boss? - Well, I've been
0:08:43 > 0:08:46looking at the nicknames of some of the other states.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Florida's the Sunshine State.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Nevada's the Silver State.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Hawaii, dangnabit, is the Rainbow State.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I want Texas to have a cool nickname.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01But boss, what's wrong with Texas, the Lone Star State?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I'm bored of it.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06It sounds...lonely.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Come on, Hank - think of a new nickname.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Guv'nor, I...I think I've got it!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Texas - the Texas State!
0:09:19 > 0:09:20No, no.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Texas, the, er, Rattlesnake State? RATTLESNAKE RATTLES
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Heck, no!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Texas, the...Hoppin' State?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31No, no.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Texas, the, er, Cartwheel...State?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Go on.- Really?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41SMASHING AND CRASHING
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Get up, dummy.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Texas, the...
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Rattlesnake's Escaped State...?!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- That is the worst nickname I... - SNAKE RATTLES
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Sorry, what...? Agh!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00TOILET FLUSHES
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- 'Pizza?- Thanks. This is an exact copy
0:10:14 > 0:10:18'of the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy - except half the size.'
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- ITALIAN ACCENT:- 'Just-a like-a you!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21'Ha-ha-ha-ha(!)
0:10:21 > 0:10:24'It's in this place, called Niles, in Illinois -
0:10:24 > 0:10:25'so what do you think they call it?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28'The slightly wonky tower of Niles in Illinois?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31'Not quite - the leaning tower of Niles.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33'Oh, I knew that.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42'The original tower of Pisa took about 200 years to finish,
0:10:42 > 0:10:45'and is over 650 years old.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48'Ah, OK. Guess if I was that old, I'd lean a little, too.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51HE MOUTHS
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- 'So, who built this one? - A local man called Robert Ilg.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- 'He built it for his workers. - Oh, what a great boss(!)
0:10:57 > 0:10:59'Why didn't he just give them a party?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02'He DID give them an outdoor swimming pool, and it's said
0:11:02 > 0:11:04'the tower was built to hide the water tank for the pool.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07'I've got a bit of a water storage problem myself.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09'I need a wee!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12'I wonder - if YOU could design a tower,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14'what would it look like?'
0:11:14 > 0:11:16If I was to design a tower, on every floor,
0:11:16 > 0:11:18you would have what you desired.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22So there would be different things, where there was, like, mermaids,
0:11:22 > 0:11:26a place where you can meet animals, fairies...
0:11:26 > 0:11:29And so anything you wish would come true.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30CHILDREN LAUGH
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I would have a roller-coaster.
0:11:32 > 0:11:37It could take you down and up, but it would have major loop-the-loops.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40And when you get to your floor, you would be sick.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43CHILDREN LAUGH
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Richard?- Yeah?- If we're in Virginia,
0:11:54 > 0:11:57why are we walking next to Stonehenge?
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- I don't know, that is weird. - Has Wiltshire gone on holiday?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Are we in a parallel universe? Have I left the oven on?
0:12:03 > 0:12:08Ed, calm down. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation, all right?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12This is weird. This isn't even made of stone. WE'RE GOING TO DIE!
0:12:12 > 0:12:17Look, it's made out of soft foam, all right? So chill out!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Voiceover Man said that you're a fibreglass man,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33but you're not a fibreglass man, obviously.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Do I look like I'm made out of fibreglass?- No.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38So you just collect sculptures and stuff?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Actually, I built all this stuff. - You built it all?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Yeah, everything's made out of foam, originally,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46and then I fibreglassed over the top of it.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49A fibre is a long, thin, stringy thing
0:12:49 > 0:12:52and fibreglass is made from fine fibres of glass.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55It's so strong, it can be used as a supporting cast for broken bones.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59He's been fabricating fab fantastic fibreglass figures
0:12:59 > 0:13:01for over 25 years. You try saying that!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Richard, look what I found. - Ah, the ice cream lady.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07I'll have a cone with some chocolate sprinkles, please.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10No, it's the Statue of Liberty in New York.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Oh, you ain't stolen it, have you? - No! Oh, never mind.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Hello?
0:13:18 > 0:13:19You all right?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21No, I'm not over there, mate, I'm here.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I think he's going to be here a while.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Hello?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Some of these are quite freaky, aren't they?- Really?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33They don't scare me. You've just got to remember that they... YAHHH!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- Oh, that's horrific! Mark's a bit too good at this, isn't he?- I know!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39I mean, it must be difficult to make these.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42This is my workshop, fellas, and what we're going to do today is,
0:13:42 > 0:13:45we're going to sculpt a replica of you, Ed.
0:13:45 > 0:13:51If there are any modelling agencies watching, I'm available for work.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53I wouldn't wait by the phone, Ed.
0:13:53 > 0:13:58Basically, to make a fibreglass Ed, what you do is...draw him
0:13:58 > 0:14:00on polystyrene foam.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Sculpt out his face a bit... - Make me look as ugly as you like.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Not difficult, Ed.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10There you go, that's your nose. And that's being kind.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Wrap it in tinfoil to protect the foam from the liquid fibreglass,
0:14:14 > 0:14:15and voila!
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Half an hour ago, that...- Was that.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Now apply the fibreglass and whack it in the sun to dry.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27And then add make-up.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Wow!- I can't believe you got it done so quickly.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Yeah, what did it take, about an hour? Tops?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I think there's one problem, though.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Don't you think the nose needs to be that little bit bigger?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40No, no, it's perfect. Look, how does it compare?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Twins!
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Oh, Ed, that's a face for the movies! HORROR movies!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52So, as you know, I'm directing this big-budget action movie.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55So I'm going to need some pretty amazing special effects.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- I'm your man.- Good. Cos the movie ends with this big scene
0:14:58 > 0:15:01where giant spiders try and destroy the Golden Gate Bridge
0:15:01 > 0:15:03so the dinosaurs can't escape the alien spaceships
0:15:03 > 0:15:05that are attacking planet Earth.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10- So...how do we do that?- One word - fibreglass.- Fibreglass. Right.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- What about CGI?- You don't need it. All you need is fibreglass.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18It's light and it's strong and you can shape it into whatever you want.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- How's it going to work?- Let me show you. Look at this. The spider. Agh!
0:15:22 > 0:15:26See, I knew that was coming but it's still scary. It's believable. Why?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Fibreglass.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32The T-rex. He's got little hands, he's got big teeth, he's scary.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34You know why? Fibreglass!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- This is a multi-million-dollar movie.- Right.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44I need special effects, NOT KIDS' TOYS! Get out, you nut-job.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Harry Potter was made of fibreglass.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I SAID GET OUT!
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Arrgh!
0:15:51 > 0:15:52HE LAUGHS
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Ha!
0:15:53 > 0:15:57You know why the chair broke? Not made of fibreglass!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- My leg! I think I broke my leg! - I'll make you a cast.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- And guess what it's going to be made of?- I SAID GET OUT!
0:16:04 > 0:16:05All right!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16We're here in Frankenmuth, in Michigan,
0:16:16 > 0:16:19which is known as Michigan's Little Bavaria,
0:16:19 > 0:16:21because of all the German settlers that moved here.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24So you're probably wondering why I'm dressed as an elf.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Yes, I certainly am.- Well!
0:16:31 > 0:16:35# If you wish that it was Christmas every day
0:16:38 > 0:16:42# Then let me tell you we have found the place
0:16:45 > 0:16:49# Love the sound of sleigh bells? You're in the right area
0:16:49 > 0:16:52# Frankenmuth is known as Michigan's Little Bavaria
0:16:54 > 0:16:58# It's home to the world's biggest Christmas shop
0:17:00 > 0:17:05# Where you can browse for decorations till you drop
0:17:07 > 0:17:11# Opened by Wallace Bronner in 1945
0:17:11 > 0:17:15# Over 60 years later the business still thrives
0:17:15 > 0:17:20# Cos here it is, a giant Christmas store
0:17:20 > 0:17:22# Here in Michigan
0:17:24 > 0:17:27# Whatever festive frills you need
0:17:27 > 0:17:32# They sell them by the to-o-on
0:17:34 > 0:17:39# It's five times the size of a football field in here
0:17:41 > 0:17:45# More than two million people visit the store each year
0:17:47 > 0:17:51# Tinsel, ornaments, more than you've ever seen
0:17:51 > 0:17:53# There's 12 miles-worth of garlands
0:17:53 > 0:17:55# Pity, I need 13
0:17:55 > 0:18:00# So here it is, a giant Christmas store
0:18:00 > 0:18:03# Get your festive fill
0:18:03 > 0:18:07# A hundred thousand Christmas lights
0:18:07 > 0:18:12# Imagine that electric bill!
0:18:14 > 0:18:20# It's open all year round apart from Christmas Day, remember
0:18:20 > 0:18:28# Who comes to a Christmas shop on 26th December?
0:18:28 > 0:18:32# So here it is, a giant Christmas store
0:18:32 > 0:18:36# Here in Michigan
0:18:36 > 0:18:40# Whatever time of year it is
0:18:40 > 0:18:46# The countdown has begu-u-u-un!
0:18:46 > 0:18:50# Here it is, a giant Christmas store
0:18:50 > 0:18:53# Decked with ice and snow
0:18:53 > 0:18:57# Your Christmas wish is guaranteed
0:18:57 > 0:18:59How many shopping days to go?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04IT'S CHRISSSSSSTMASSSSSS!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06# But even though we've tried
0:19:08 > 0:19:11# It's hard to feel that Christmas mood
0:19:11 > 0:19:19# When it's 45 degrees outsiiiiiiide...
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Phew! It's boiling. You can take off that costume now, Ed.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- Costume? What do you mean?- OK...
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Come in, HQ, roger.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I said I wanted to look like Will Smith in Men In Black,
0:19:41 > 0:19:43not Ant from Ant and Dec, over.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- I'm loving these suits, Ed. - Agent E, Agent C.- Check, Agent E.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Now, you may think we're here in Manitowoc, Wisconsin,
0:19:51 > 0:19:53to take part in an event, but that's a cover.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56We're actually here to investigate alien sightings
0:19:56 > 0:19:57and pretty spooky goings on.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Spookier than that clown I had at my sixth birthday party?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Spookier than that.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Spookier than your face in the morning?- Spookier than that.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Spookier than Ian Stirling's fashion sense?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12No way. Nothing's that spooky.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13THEY BOTH SHUDDER
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Have you seen him in a vest top? - Nightmares for weeks.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22Agents Ant and Dec are here to investigate the Sputnikfest.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25It celebrates all things alien.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Why? Well, because a large chunk of the Russian Sputnik spacecraft
0:20:29 > 0:20:32landed here 50 years ago.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36But this not very mysterious mystery doesn't stop people turning
0:20:36 > 0:20:38up every year for alien events.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Our men in black have signed up for the Alien Drop, Best Alien,
0:20:42 > 0:20:45and first stop is the Alien Pet contest.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Question is, how will they maintain their cover?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I shall be Gok-Gok Wham-Wham, international man of mystery
0:20:51 > 0:20:53and canine costumier.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57OK, well, I'll be...
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Gok-Gok-Gok Wham-Wham-Wham...
0:21:01 > 0:21:04the lesser-known Dodgy-Doggy.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Dodgy dress designer.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Right, let's split up, find some locals with pets
0:21:14 > 0:21:15and enter this competition.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Oh, yes, and may the best Gok-Gok Wham-Wham win,
0:21:18 > 0:21:20or the Gok-Gok-GokGok Wham-Wham-Wham-Wham win.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22And that's quite difficult to say.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29I'm here today with Tanya, Sarah, but, most importantly, Ringo.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Hello, Ringo!
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- RINGO: Who's this geek? - Not very talkative, is he?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36OK, what I've done is, I've got some gorgeous straws,
0:21:36 > 0:21:39some fantastic elastic bands and all sorts of other stuff,
0:21:39 > 0:21:42and I was thinking we could dress her up with all this.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43That's never going to work!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46That's right, Tanya, get stuck in with the scissors.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Go, girlfriend!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54That's right, you're no-one in Wisconsin this season
0:21:54 > 0:21:56unless you've got a spaceship on your head.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- OK, OK, I look ridiculous. - You sure do, Ringo.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Hi, this is Brad and Mindy and the star of today is Zoe.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Zoe, how are you doing, babe?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Gimme a kiss. Mmmm...
0:22:09 > 0:22:13See, we're already a team. So I think we all know this right here is
0:22:13 > 0:22:14the face of the future.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18ZOE: Woof! You bet I am, you cutie, you!
0:22:23 > 0:22:27HE COOS
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Well done, Cel, that's simply adorable. Now the dogs are ready,
0:22:33 > 0:22:36it's time to join other 13 competitors in the contest.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Ringo's up first.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Coming down the catwalk! Sorry, dogwalk.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43WOMAN: Ringo!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Here's the cards.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48And this is an Unidentified Furry Object
0:22:48 > 0:22:51taking alien fashion to another dimension.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54We're just going to go and find his dignity now.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Good luck. You don't always need dignity to survive.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01If you see some dignity, tell us. LAUGHTER
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Well, you won't find it with Gok Cel.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08This little pooch has the crown in her sights
0:23:08 > 0:23:10and she's set her phaser to stun.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Ooh!- She's WOO-ing the judges.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15- Thank you. - I think it's neck-and-neck.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Um, collar and collar.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19We have a tie for second.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Our first-placed winner...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Are you ready?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Our first-place winner is Zoe!
0:23:31 > 0:23:36Fantastic! Cel has beaten Ed, winning the overall competition!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Thank you.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Congratulations, Zoe!
0:23:40 > 0:23:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Thank you, everyone. She's a bit excited, as you can see.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50But we really appreciate it. Thank you very much for having us.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51You're very welcome.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54And we have an international winner this year, how exciting.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I'm just going to walk away as a winner.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Oh, Ed, you're so out-fabuloused!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03And now over to Fireman Greg for the Alien Drop.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06What you guys have are two of our aliens for our alien drop.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08You've got to put those in the bucket,
0:24:08 > 0:24:11we put the bucket on the fire truck, the fire truck goes up,
0:24:11 > 0:24:14drops all of them down, whichever one is closest to the brass
0:24:14 > 0:24:17ring signifying where Sputnik landed is the winner.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19This is one of those moments when you think,
0:24:19 > 0:24:22"What are we doing?" This is really weird.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24We're ready for the drop. Here we go.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28ALL: ..two, three, drop the aliens!
0:24:30 > 0:24:33That's mine! I can see mine! It's really close!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36With the blue elastic band on. Yesssss!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Yes, look!
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I had to wrestle it off a small child, but that's my alien.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45It was the closest to Sputnik!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I know you had a traumatic experience,
0:24:49 > 0:24:51but you're back home with Daddy now, safe and sound.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53You won the first one, I won the second -
0:24:53 > 0:24:54everything to play for in the final.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56It'll be a good final round.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01That's right, Ed, it's one each and all to play for in Best Alien.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05You have to design an alien outfit using the finest intergalactic
0:25:05 > 0:25:07components in the universe.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Which are, of course...
0:25:08 > 0:25:13Tinfoil, a coat hanger, tape, scissors and some stickers.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Is that it?!
0:25:14 > 0:25:1926 competitors have entered Best Alien, so the pressure's on, boys.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20The rules are as follows -
0:25:20 > 0:25:24you have to create a costume using only the materials provided.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27And the costume must be created on the festival site.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32The winner is the person who looks and acts most like an alien.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35People of Earth, I come in peace!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Pieces!
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Oh, I'm a singing alien!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42WHOOPING AND CHEERING
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Number 16, step forward!
0:25:48 > 0:25:53Step forward and step lightly with those size 13-er shoes!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55They are nice.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Notice the safety-protected wear that is
0:25:57 > 0:26:05so crucially installed on his beautiful, beautiful attire.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09I despise this planet!
0:26:10 > 0:26:13I hate your feeble competitions!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15They are pathetic and I wish nothing but doom
0:26:15 > 0:26:18and destruction upon you all!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21LOUD BOOING
0:26:21 > 0:26:23That's what we call ALIENATING the audience!
0:26:23 > 0:26:28- Well done, Ed. - 17, come right up here.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Come on, you can walk, you can talk,
0:26:30 > 0:26:34you can slither on your belly like a reptile if you so desire.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Would you like to say something
0:26:36 > 0:26:38to the Earth people of Manitowoc, Wisconsin?
0:26:38 > 0:26:43HE SPEAKS EXCITEDLY IN ALIEN LANGUAGE
0:26:48 > 0:26:49LAUGHTER
0:26:57 > 0:26:58WHOOPING AND CHEERING
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Cel never knows what he's talking about and now we don't either!
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- I don't think it went very well. - Really?- Yeah.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- I don't know, I thought it went down OK.- I thought you nailed it.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11They all loved you.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15- It was very close.- Yes.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17The judges have dictated
0:27:17 > 0:27:21that only a single point separated our two winners.
0:27:23 > 0:27:29And that single point was added on to the tally of number 17.
0:27:29 > 0:27:30WHOOPING Is that me?
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- That's you.- That's you!- Yes! Yes!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40You idiot! I despise you, number 17.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43I literally despise you.
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