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0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Angelo, Angelo, Angelo!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- You're in trouble.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- You're in trouble.- - Why? What have I done?
0:00:27 > 0:00:31- You know the rule - - no skateboarding in the house.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Yeah-hay!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- How did she find out?
0:00:40 > 0:00:41- Oh.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Oh.- - Good morning, all you listeners!
0:00:44 > 0:00:49- It's Monday morning and this is - DJ Joni saying, "Aloha," to you!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- Keep listening if you fancy winning - a holiday for two in Hawaii!
0:00:54 > 0:00:55- Hawaii!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Hawaii!- - After 9.00am, pick up the phone...
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- ..the moment - you hear me say, "Aloha!"
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- A holiday would be lovely!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- That's what parents really need - - a holiday.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11- Now would be a good time - for Mam to catch some sunshine!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- She could relax while I surf.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16- Hey, no sharks!
0:01:16 > 0:01:21- If I could win this holiday for Mam, - she'd be happy for months.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23- OK, weeks!
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- But a happy Mam would give - this little lad less hassle!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Step One.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Sion Wyn, grab all the radios you - can find and bring them to school.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Hide them around the school.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- The moment we hear, "Aloha," - we call from Lola's phone.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Hey! Slobber's new song is so cool!
0:01:50 > 0:01:51- Hey!
0:01:51 > 0:01:52- Hey!- - That's enough.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- The competition begins at 9.00am, - so hurry.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05- SCHOOL BELL
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- THEY PANT
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Why are you panting?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Why are you panting?- - We're, er, keen to begin the lesson.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Yay, history! Whoo-hoo!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Yay, history! Whoo-hoo!- - Keen to begin the lesson?!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Whoo-hoo?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Well, this is good news!
0:02:23 > 0:02:28- Wars don't occur because of petty - squabbles between two countries.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- The wider political - and economic climate...
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- This is DJ Joni telling tall tales!
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- I got sacked as a farm hand after I - told cockerels to start laying eggs!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Angelo? What's so funny?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Angelo? What's so funny?- - Er, the history you teach...
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- ..it's just... so funny!
0:02:47 > 0:02:48- How, exactly?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- How, exactly?- - Um, because it's so...
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- ..easy!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- ..easy!- - Easy?! Hmm.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55- Me and my big mouth.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Me and my big mouth.- - If the work's so easy...
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- ..you can write me an essay - about the War of 1812.
0:03:01 > 0:03:01- Aw!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Aw!- - Why don't you share your knowledge?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- He may be saying, "Aloha," - right now!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14- What was that?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- What was that?- - Oops! I dropped my book.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Hmm.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Are you all ready - for that special magic word?
0:03:24 > 0:03:29- Right. The War of 1812 began in... - um, 1812.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Here's a new song - by today's top rock band...
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- ..the one and only Slobber!
0:03:35 > 0:03:40- The year 1811 preceded the 1812 war, - and it was followed by 1813.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- # Dum dum dum, de-dum de-dum de-dum
0:03:43 > 0:03:44- # A-ah! #
0:03:45 > 0:03:46- Huh?!
0:03:47 > 0:03:48- Argh!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Lola, you will write an essay too.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Step Two. That's why we needed - more than one radio.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57- Mr Ffit?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- May I go to the toilet?
0:03:59 > 0:04:04- I had beans, broccoli - and brown ketchup for breakfast.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05- My stomach's churning now.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- My stomach's churning now.- - Yuck! Hurry up, will you?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- I can't wait any longer, - I must say the magic word!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Can I say, "A-lo...
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Can I say, "A-lo...- - Angelo? What are you doing?
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- Er... I'm fetching a book - to study in the toilet.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Yuck! Hurry up!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Please don't say, "Aloha," - right now!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Sion Wyn, you're a genius!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- I still haven't awarded the prize...
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Sion Wyn, you lemon!
0:04:37 > 0:04:42- That was more alarming than - when I saw Elena shaving her legs!
0:04:42 > 0:04:43- SCHOOL BELL
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- SCHOOL BELL- - No-one's won the prize yet.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- I'll be so miffed - if we miss the, "Aloha."
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Urgh! Mouldy yoghurt!
0:04:52 > 0:04:53- That's disgusting!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55- Aha!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Look at me when I'm talking to you!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- I haven't said the magic word yet.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03- Phew!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Phew!- - Statistically...
0:05:05 > 0:05:10- ..he's most likely to say, "Aloha," - between 2.00pm and 3.00pm.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- I hope you still remember - what that special word is...
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- ..but now, it's time for the news.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18- ..but now, it's time for the news.- - Grr!
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- Lola, phone them now - before anyone else gets a chance...
0:05:23 > 0:05:24- ..just in case he says it.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25- ..just in case he says it.- - It's engaged.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27- I'll try again.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- I don't think - we'll ever get through.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- We must think mathematically.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Sixty divided by two, - carry that over, gives you 20.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- We need at least 20 phones - to be in with a chance.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- I'll get us 20 phones.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46- HE GRUNTS
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Wow! How did you get hold - of all those?
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- I may have promised a kiss from Lola - to all the boys who lent me a phone.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57- Hey!
0:05:57 > 0:05:58- Hey!- - Ouch!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- I was talking - to Mrs Jones in Llanrug...
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- ..and she said, "Alo-ha!"
0:06:04 > 0:06:05- ..and she said, "Alo-ha!"- - Start phoning!
0:06:06 > 0:06:07- ELECTRONIC BLEEPING
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Congratulations and, "Aloha!"
0:06:11 > 0:06:12- Congratulations and, "Aloha!"- - Yeah! Hawaii!
0:06:13 > 0:06:14- Hawaii!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Hawaii!- - THEY CHEER
0:06:17 > 0:06:18- Huh?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Huh?- - This is Owen J Ffit.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21- To whom am I speaking?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- To whom am I speaking?- - This doesn't look good.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- Well, Owen J Ffit, old boy - - you're talking to DJ Joni.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- You've just won - a holiday for two in Hawaii!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Whoo-hoo! Hawaii!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- I've always wanted to go to Hawaii!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Maybe we have won, after all.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Does this mean - we don't have to do our homework?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Whoo-hoo... No!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- On the radio, they're giving away - a holiday in Ibiza!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- We're ready to go, mate!
0:06:55 > 0:06:56- Wow!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- Wow!- - But this time...
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- ..I'm the one - who's collected the mobile phones!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04- Aw!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Angelo, Angelo, Angelo!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- The perfect end to a perfect plan.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- S4C subtitles by Trosol Cyf.
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