Gwyl y Gwallgo

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0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Angelo, Angelo, Angelo!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22- ELECTRONIC BLEEPING

0:00:28 > 0:00:30- I've managed to connect.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32- I'm in!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Go for the target... now!

0:00:36 > 0:00:40- You must be thinking, "Wow, they're - hacking into the Welsh Assembly!"

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Too easy. This is far more cool.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Buying tickets for the Slobber gig.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52- Sold out?!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- CRAZY FESTIVAL

0:00:58 > 0:00:59- We're going to see Slobber!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01- We're going to see Slobber!- - What?

0:01:01 > 0:01:02- We're going to see Slobber!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- We're going to see Slobber!- - How?

0:01:04 > 0:01:05- Because we're the best.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Because we're the best.- - Celt's uncle is Slobber's chauffer.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Hey, Angelo! - What do you say to that, Angelo?

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Yeah, well - soon, - those tickets will be useless.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Huh, yeah!

0:01:21 > 0:01:22- If you say so!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Angelo, have you flipped?!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Yes, maybe I have, Sion Wyn.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Maybe I have, indeed.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- What are we going to do?

0:01:33 > 0:01:37- If we can't go to the gig, - the gig can come to us.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Step one - spread the word.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47- "Crazy Festival"?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Well, that's cool!

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- It's the same night - as the Slobber gig.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Who'd miss the Slobber show?

0:02:05 > 0:02:09- Lola, you did a great job - with these posters.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10- Thanks!

0:02:11 > 0:02:15- The next lot will have exploding - rockets and zombies on giraffes!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Angelo, should we really - be promoting an event...

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- ..that's purely imaginary?

0:02:22 > 0:02:23- Time for step two now.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25- Escalate.

0:02:26 > 0:02:31- We ask pupils to leave bikes, and - nothing but bikes, in the bike shed.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- The chess club meeting - has been rescheduled for 3.30.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38- Refreshments will be...

0:02:38 > 0:02:42- "Mr Fitz, a policeman - is ticketing your car." What?!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- No, that's impossible!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Hello, everyone! - This is DJ Loti.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- I want to tell you about an - amazing event - the Crazy Festival.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Two stars of the show are with me...

0:02:56 > 0:03:00- ..Capten Hurtbost, - the world's wildest stunt driver!

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- DJ Loti, it's great to be here!

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- Also in the studio, we have a - three-metre tall, 200kg monster...

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- ..Mal y Malwr.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Grr! I flatten everything!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Grr! I flatten everything!

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Capten Hurtbost, what will you - be doing at the Crazy Festival?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Driving recklessly and exploding!

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- And I'm the toughest karate fighter - in the world.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- I also play rock guitar - while I fight. Fwoarr!

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Wow! The Crazy Festival - will be bonkers!

0:03:39 > 0:03:40- Yeah!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Incredible, don't you agree?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- We'll see you all - at the Crazy Festival.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55- I'm not doing it.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- I'm not doing it.- - Come on! You have the smallest head.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02- HE SIGHS

0:04:04 > 0:04:05- SHE LAUGHS

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- There - I've sent the photo - to the TV company.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- They're on their way.

0:04:15 > 0:04:20- We've come to this place because - a boy has his head stuck in a tree.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Excuse me. Did you see - how this calamity happened?

0:04:24 > 0:04:25- I saw the whole thing.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- I was putting up posters - for the Crazy Festival...

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- ..the most amazing festival ever...

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- The Crazy Festival?

0:04:34 > 0:04:35- The Crazy Festival?- - Yes.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- It's in the Blitz Open-Air Stadium.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43- There'll be a rock concert, - fireworks, ghosts, vampires...

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- ..car smashes, karate.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Wow! A rock concert and fireworks! - Can I come?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- How did Angelo get tickets?!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54- Yeah! It'll be cool!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Two tickets for the Crazy Festival.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Two tickets for the Crazy Festival.- - I don't have any tickets.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Hey - shouldn't you be in school?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Remember - stick to the story.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09- There are no tickets left.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13- Hey, you! - Does anyone have any tickets?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Can you get tickets for us?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Can you get tickets for us?- - Sorry, no tickets left.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18- I want two tickets.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- I want two tickets.- - No tickets left.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- I'll go mad if I don't get a ticket!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- No tickets, mate.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- We saw you putting up posters. - You must have tickets.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Now for step three - the prize.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Everyone wants what they can't get.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- What if we swap our Slobber tickets - for your Crazy Festival tickets?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Fine.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Watch.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47- No.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52- You're so cruel!

0:05:55 > 0:05:56- Hello?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- May I speak to Stephen?

0:05:58 > 0:06:02- You have the wrong number. - There's no Stephen here.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- I don't know who you want...

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- I don't know who you want...- - Yes, there is.

0:06:06 > 0:06:11- That's the fictitious name for the - guy who's organising the festival.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Yo, mate! This is Slobber.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- We heard about the Crazy Festival.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- We'd love to play at the gig.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19- We'd love to play at the gig.- - I don't know about that.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Please, Stephen. - It would mean so much to us.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Slobber! Slobber! Slobber!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Angelo, we did it!

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Slobber are about to play in front - of 2,000 people on our patch!

0:06:35 > 0:06:36- Free entry for everyone.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- How did you get the wrestlers, - fire-eaters and stunt drivers?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- They're huge fans of Slobber.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Are you ready to open - the Crazy Festival, boys?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Right!

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- The best seats. - The perfect end to a perfect plan.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55- One, two, three.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57- HEAVY ROCK MUSIC

0:06:57 > 0:06:58- HEAVY ROCK MUSIC- - Hold it right there.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Angelo, what's going on?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Er... !

0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Angelo, Angelo, Angelo!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- The perfect end to a perfect plan.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33- S4C subtitles by Trosol Cyf.

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