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0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Angelo, Angelo, Angelo!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- The annual school photograph.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- A photo that will remain for ever - - so it has to be good.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32- Here we go.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34- Make sure you're prepared.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Sometimes we're happy.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- And sometimes we're sad.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42- And sometimes...
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- And sometimes...- - Ah-ah-ah atchoo!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- ..we look terrible!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Wait! I sneezed!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Take another photo.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Sorry, no second chance - I must - take 100 photos in 45 minutes!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- But that's my school photo!
0:00:59 > 0:01:00- You can't... No!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- She's right - a photo like that - is a social disaster.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- It's a social disaster - to be an amazing artist, like me...
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- ..and having to take school photos - to pay the rent!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- You must take another photo!
0:01:16 > 0:01:17- You must take another photo!- - Sorry. Next!
0:01:18 > 0:01:19- This isn't the end of it.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- SNEEZING
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- Sour milk! Oh ho!
0:01:27 > 0:01:28- Amazing!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Amazing!- - What are you doing?
0:01:30 > 0:01:35- I'm using my camera to gain insight - into the core of our existence.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- All I see is rubbish.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- All I see is rubbish.- - The truth lies buried in here.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- It's ugly, dirty and honest.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- Listen, Mr Fflach - you must - take another photo of me.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Sorry, I don't the time.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- You had plenty of time - to photograph rubbish.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- That's art.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- This is you.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Actually, that's quite - an interesting photo.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01- I have to go. Ta-ra!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- No problem. Plan One.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- We'll delete the old photo - and take a new one.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- I'll do it myself.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Hmm.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- The coast is clear - let's do it.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- OK.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Wow! What a bright light!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Do you know what you're doing?
0:02:22 > 0:02:23- Do you know what you're doing?- - Of course.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Aargh!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- SHE GASPS
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Fflach's coming!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Oh, argh, oh, argh!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Argh, argh! We need a better plan.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Sion, we're over here!
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- Miss Perla's organising the school - art exhibition, isn't she? Perfect!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Plan Two, Step One.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- I shall help Miss Perla - to choose what to exhibit.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Do you think she'll let you?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- What can she say?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- No.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- But Miss P, I love art!
0:03:08 > 0:03:13- It's a pupils' show - shouldn't - the pupils be able to choose?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15- OK, you can help.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- You're now an official curator - on behalf of pupils.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Step Two - I'll tell Fflach - we'll exhibit his work...
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- ..so long as he takes - another photo of you.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- What if Fflach doesn't want that?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- I'll tell him he won't be allowed - in the show.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Perfect.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38- Perfect.- - That's your finger.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40- It isn't- my- finger.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Did you just take a photo - of your tummy?!
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- It represents capitalism, - with all its paranoia and greed!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Yes, that too, perhaps.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- The point is...
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- ..your work may not appear - in this year's art exhibition.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- I haven't submitted anything.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- That's just as well - - it would have been rejected anyway.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06- What?! Who's the curator?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- What?! Who's the curator?- - Me. Here's my card.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- You choose the exhibits?!
0:04:11 > 0:04:17- Yes, and I'm afraid your work - isn't quite up to the standard yet.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- What?!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- Hey, creating art is difficult. - You should develop your own style.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Are you saying, - if I'd submitted these photos...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- ..they'd all have been rejected?!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- ..they'd all have been rejected?!- - Precisely.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32- But they're brilliant!
0:04:33 > 0:04:34- They must be in the show!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- I admire your passion.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- But I just can't include - any old work.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- "Any old work?!"
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- See you at the exhibition.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46- See you at the exhibition.- - What?!
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- What are you doing? - You were supposed to strike a deal!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Four, three, two, one.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Please, put my work - in the exhibition!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- I'll do anything!
0:05:00 > 0:05:01- I'll do anything!- - OK, here's the deal.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Take another photo of Lola, and your - work will be in the exhibition.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Oh, yes! Thanks!
0:05:11 > 0:05:12- Perfect!
0:05:12 > 0:05:13- Perfect!- - Ah ah ah! Not yet.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- I want my photo in the exhibition.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- The new photo is perfect, Angelo!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- You've rescued me from looking - like a complete zombie!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Uh-oh. What's wrong?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Perla says it's too late - to include Fflach's photo.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- I have to give this back to him.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- No, this photo's - going into the exhibition tonight.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- You can't backtrack, Angelo.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- I don't want anyone - to see that photo, ever.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50- How do we get in?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- How do we get in?- - Any ideas?
0:05:52 > 0:05:53- No.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- No.- - How about you, Sion Wyn?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Well done!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- You can rely on Sion Wyn.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- You genius! Tell us how you did it.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- The door wasn't locked.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Pure genius!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- This must be the best picture.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Let's just hope - it isn't a photo of his tummy!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Welcome to the annual exhibition.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Welcome to the annual exhibition.- - There's a good crowd.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Without further ado, - may I present to you - art!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- PEOPLE GASP
0:06:34 > 0:06:35- Oh!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Wow, that's amazing!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- It makes me both cry and laugh!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Yes, well... Thank you.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- I thought this would strike a chord.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Oh no! No, no!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- I've called it 'Sneezing'.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56- Grr!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- Grr!- - May I have your autograph?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- My autograph?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- You're famous now!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Angelo, Angelo, Angelo!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- A perfect end to a perfect plan.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- S4C subtitles by Trosol Cyf.
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